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So, BEFORE QUIRKS that came about 200+ Years Ago that started in 1939 and ended in 2039, there was BOONS.......

Divine Gifts for select human children that manifested their boons at 16 years old and the first Boon Holding Kid ever was this kiddo named Samuel "Sammy" Valdez, who was born in 1625 and due to the vitality weirdness of boons, lived all the way to 2000, old assed shit.......

However whenever a boon holding kid got the prequel to this mental health condition called "Quirk Madness" which for Boons was called "Oathbreaker Mania" had sexual relationships with a person or if they were "Totally Yokified" in their own logic that turned them into "MOONED DAIHANYO" in their own mindset to keep them sane to cope with fucked up shit like CANNIBALISM, DEATHLESS TRUE BOON ENHANCEMENT, AND OTHER STUFF, they can and they did SPAWN DAIYOKAI PEOPLE......

The reason why Yuga Aoyama had to talk about this situation is because LEGIT GOD, a dude that had a zillion names but the one that was THE MOST DISCREET was Adonai, a guy that proved his entire authentic shit by using his Deus Ex-Machina bullshit to RAISE A ANIMAL FROM THE DEAD that was a fucking skeleton in front of Yuga and then gifted that Animal, which now had a Quirk to Yuga as a pet of sorts....

Adonai Told Yuga all this Boon Era History.....

Because The Moria King, a Dipshit named Kent Whitewater AKA Kronos/Saturn, that guy that fucking tormented Dawn of Quirks Era American Teenagers in Camp Half-Blood, Like Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase among others 200+ years ago, IS BACK, and threatening to DESTROY EVERYTHING IN CREATION if he ever conquered Earth....

Thankfully, Adonai gave Yuga PERMANENT MASTERY AND INNATE AWARENESS of something this True and Lone God created during The Boons Era called The Grand Spirit Sigil System but told Yuga to only use "Oceanic Enchantments/Spirit Sigils" or "Lovecraft Enchantments/Spirit Sigils" in fights against Dumbassery at The Sports Festival later on today.....

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Yuga Aoyama was in his bedroom at his childhood home, with his "Beast Familiar" (a phrasing that Adonai told Yuga was "A Dark Terminology" to call "A Quirked Animal Kinship Bond" unless you have A Enchanter Quirk that allows you to do shit that would be stereotyped as "Witchcraft" without any "Spiritual Punishment if you do it correctly in the perspective of legit God" but fortunately for Yuga, Adonai said that Yuga can say "Beast Familiar" but not the other witchcraft terminologies ever), a Adolescent Male Quirked Albatross with dark blue eyes like Yuga's and on this beautiful bird's chest was a dark blue crest/emblem/sigil of a classic Anchor in the center with two torches on either side and with a soaring albatross on top and a weasel on the bottom of this glorious dark blue Spirit Sigil of Yuga Aoyama's True Soul crap that Adonai Designed personalized for him like all Grand Spirit Sigil System shit.........

Of course, oddly enough, whenever got his Beast Familiar Albatross named Umidori or "Seabird, In Japanese Language" (yeah it's unoriginal but it fits for a Albatross damnit) a week ago now, with the exception of his extremely excited Parents and his emo raven boi classmate Tokoyami-Kun, everyone else in U.A. High School was NERVOUS AND IRRITATED with Yuga's existence like he DID SOMETHING WRONG......

Even more oddly, Yuga's Mom, Hikari Aoyama, in particular, had made Yuga sign his name and important information of Umidori, The Albatross Familiar on a "Quirked Animal Kinship Bond Registration Form" that's apparently required by The Public Safety Commission (Ugh Fucking Government Assholes) and The Japanese Government in general to prevent "Potential Villainy or Vigilantism" (What Why?), and Yuga was petting Umidori's feathers as this bird was cawing in happy shit for good reason.....

Anyway, Yuga was bored as heck, so he opened his bedroom window, put Umidori on his windowsill, and even though this bird didn't speak like most Quirked Animals with his beak, he used Telepath Quirk shit or something similar to chat with Yuga in a very cheerful and goofy voice in Yuga's Brain.....

"SO BOSS, WHAT'S THE PLAN???? CLEARLY YOU WANT ME TO POP OUT FOR A BIT SO, WHAT IS THE PLAN YUGA?"......

Yuga told Umidori in a very sulky and grumpy way but trying not to show it....

"I'M BORED AND I WANT TO HAVE FUN BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT RIGHT NOW, UH, CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME INGREDIENTS FOR WHATEVER THIS IS?".....

Yuga showed Umidori a list of both normal and deeply mythic plants, bizarre mushrooms, and weird duster monster body parts that he stole from his mom's "Forbidden Book" that Umidori immediately beamed said list with his neon blue scanner eye beams, The Yuga Aoyama Spirit Sigil on Umidori's chest feathers glowed neon blue for a hot second before fading to normal, and before Umidori flew away, Yuga gently told him if he faced death or a situation that he can't beat without being injured, to flee because no "Shopping Trip" is worth dying for and to come back within a hour......

Umidori, The Albatross Familiar flew away from Yuga's Window......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"WHY IS THIS RANDOM TEENAGE BOY WITH SPOOKY POWERS THAT NOBODY CAN PUNISH HIM FOR TRYING TO MAKE A PERMANENT FISH MAN HEX POTION?"......

THIS SHIT IS SO ANNOYING TOWARDS YUGA AOYAMA BECAUSE YOU CAN'T "DODGE THE INFORMATION" IN THIS CHILD'S AWARENESS FOREVER MORAI SISTERS, YOU DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED MASTER FATE MANIPULATION QUIRK WELDER LADIES TRYING TO "KEEP THE DELUSIONAL TAPESTRY BULLSHIT TRAUMA INTACT".......

YUGA AOYAMA IS UNINTENTIONALLY DISMANTLING YOUR ENTIRE GAME PLANS BY CLEARLY AWAKENING HIS "SPOOKY ENCHANTER MOMMA SHIT" IN HIS OWN QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS BOY COULD HAVE IN HIS GENETICS BECAUSE YOU WERE DELUSIONAL AND INSANE FROM QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC AND FORMAT SO YOU THREE OLD LADIES DIDN'T DO "RESEARCH".......

THE ONLY WAY FOR "LIGHT AND ENCHANTER QUIRK STUFF TO BE A HEALTHY QUIRK UNION AT BIRTH" IS IF THE LIGHT SHIT CAME FROM "A SALTWATER OR OCEAN QUIRK WELDER PARENT" MORAI SISTERS......

SOMETHING THAT KUGITARO AOYAMA, YUGA AOYAMA'S FATHER HAS.......

ALL THIS TOLD EVERYONE IS THAT "YUGA AOYAMA IS GOING TO GET A TWO-STAGE MANIFESTATION OF HIS QUIRK'S BULLSHIT" AND IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO UNLOCK VERY SOON........

NOBODY CAN PUNISH YUGA AOYAMA FOR "BEING SPOOKY ENCHANTER BOI" BECAUSE THAT'S LITERALLY QUIRKSIDE SHIT AND THIS KID CAN'T SEE HIS CRAP AS "BAD" OR "SCARY" EVEN THOUGH IT WAS "THAT" FOR EVERYONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE A ENCHANTER QUIRK OR ENCHANTER QUIRK INSTINCTIVE SHIT MORAI SISTERS.........

IS YUGA AOYAMA UP TO NO GOOD, ABSOLUTELY BUT IT WAS DUE TO "MALADJUSTED SPOOKY ENCHANTER BOI SHIT, NOT HAVING MUCH QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR HIS SHIT" MORAI SISTERS........

SOMETHING THAT YUGA AOYAMA'S PARENTS KNEW ABOUT IN THEIR KID AND ACTED ACCORDINGLY AND APPROPRIATELY MORAI SISTERS......

YOU THREE ARE PANICKING AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU UNDERESTIMATED THIS KID'S ENTIRE SHIT.......

WHEN YOU COMBINE "LIGHT/OCEAN/ENCHANTER SHIT, IN A NATURAL QUIRK UNION SPAWNED FORMAT", YOU GET A EXTREMELY "TESTY" AND "POKEY" CHILD THAT CAN'T HANDLE BEING A FUCKING SIBLING TO YOUNGER CHILDREN WHILE THAT KID WAS UNDER 15 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY AND IN EVERYTHING ELSE UNLESS SAID KID WAS A TWIN, WHICH YUGA AOYAMA ISN'T AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YUGA AOYAMA'S PARENTS "CUT THE FUN OFF" WITH PROTECTION SHIT AND OTHER MEANS TO PREVENT PREGNANCY CRAP.......

BECAUSE IF YUGA AOYAMA HAD TO BE "BIG BROTHER" BEFORE HE WAS ACTUALLY 15 YEARS OLD IN EVERYTHING IN HIS ENTIRE BIOLOGY AS A QUIRKED HUMAN SOUL WITH HIS LIGHT/LASER SHIT AT THE BASELINE THAT HAD ENCHANTER/OCEAN INSTINCTIVE CRAP SLUMBERING, HE WOULD BE HARDWIRED TO "GROWL AND NIP AT THE SIBLING COMPETITION".........

THE BEAUTIFUL THING THOUGH IS AFTER "15TH BIRTHDAY" IN CHRONOLOGICAL AGE, IT COMPLETELY FLIPPED TO BE "BEST BIG SIBLING MODE" IN THE ENTIRE SHIT......

YUGA AOYAMA IS 15 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY AND IN EVERYTHING ELSE IN HIS BIOLOGY AS A KID THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE VITALITY QUIRK ZANINESS THAT'LL SEDATE HIS AGING SYSTEM.......

THE PARENTS OF YUGA AOYAMA KNEW HOW TO HANDLE THEIR GRUMPED AND MALADJUSTED BRAT SON.......

A CRANKY SEA MAGE BOY THAT HAD A GODDAMN JUNK QUIRK THAT CAUSED HIM CONSTANT PAIN IN HIS FUCKING STOMACH.......

SHOUTA AIZAWA'S AKA ERASERHEAD'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR YUGA AOYAMA BY THIS GENTLE AND WONDERFULLY TENDERHEARTED MAN THAT INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS "ADONAI" WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"THIS I SAY AS TRUE, YUGA'S INNATE QUIRK WILL FULLY MANIFEST BEFORE THE SUN RISES, FULLY SHOW UP DURING THE SPORTS FESTIVAL, AND IT'LL FREAK YOU OUT MORAI SISTERS"......

OF COURSE A SANE PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER MAN HAD TO POP OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO "MUTTER A PROPHECY, IN A SANE WAY" DUE TO HOW THIS MAN REVEALED THIS INFORMATION IN HIS TELEPATH POWERS AS A TITLE BLURB THING WITH "PROPHECY ECHOES" IN HIS SOUL'S TRUE VOICE.......

---------------------------------Yuga POV-------------------------

------1 Hour Later----------------------

1AM......

AT AUGUST 10TH.......

Yuga Aoyama saw Umidori, The Albatross Familiar of Yuga's come back with gillweed but otherwise empty beaked sadly......

Yuga put the gillweed away, closed his bedroom window, and went to bed with Umidori beside him......

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12PM........

AT AUGUST 10TH.......

Yuga Aoyama was annoyed with everyone being butthurt but the fact that he beat The Obstacle Race thing and The Calvary Battle thing by just having Umidori do all of his cool and hilarious wackiness like growing to the size of a T-Rex, firing lasers from his beak, flooding everything with acidic breath, and other stuff that made Yuga laugh out loud but for some unknown reason, most people kept saying horrible and hateful things about Yuga for some reason he didn't understand......

Now, Yuga Aoyama, with Umidori, The Albatross Familiar on his shoulder was in The Battlefield Arena at The Sports Festival and facing against some Class 1.H. Guy that Yuga completely forgot this kid's name already, not that cool but extremely wacky pink haired girl with yellow eyes that had her hair in dreadlocks (definitely a girl with African Japanese Descent even though her skin didn't look like it) named Mei Hatsume.......

Of course the announcement to Begin the fight rang out.......

Umidori flew high above, circling around, yelling hilarious and batshit taunts towards "YOU UNNAMED CLASSMATE OF THAT EXTREMELY BATSHIT MEI HATSUME GIRL!".......

That Dumbass Idiot made the fucked up mistake of TRYING TO ATTACK UMIDORI to get Yuga's Albatross Familiar to SHUT UP.....

Without any hesitation or mercy, without even SPEAKING, due to The Adonai-Granted/Deus Ex-Machina Authority that Yuga Aoyama actually HAD over The Grand Spirit Sigil System, The Oldest and Most Powerful "Boon and Later Quirk Enchantment/Sigil System" that ever existed since it was literally JUST LEGIT GOD SHIT, a type of Authority that Adonai granted him to PERMANENTLY MASTER AND BE AWARE OF THE ENTIRETY OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM WITHOUT ANY TYPE "DRAWBACKS" OR "PRICES" for using said power, Yuga Aoyama without any type of "Typical Command Words", sternly and quietly invoking EVERY SINGLE LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL in The Grand Spirit Sigil System, 107 Million different Spirit Sigils in all that glowed Neon Blue but ringed in purple flame to identify said bullshit as "Lovecraft Enchantments"........

*TERRIFIED SCREAMING FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET AND ESPECIALLY THESE THREE OLD LADIES CALLED "THE MORAI SISTERS" IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON*.......

This Random Guy, that had the woeful misfortune to be The First Dipshit that Yuga Aoyama was using as a punching bag regarding The Grand Spirit Sigil System of Legit God, asked Yuga in a horrified way.........

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, GODDAMN WARLOCK DEMON?".........

Yuga felt that annoying and aggravating Support Belt on his belly transform into a very powerful Gold Crown of sorts like Sun Wukong's Legendary Crown but bullet and thicker that appeared on Yuga's Head as a scolding and gentle voice of Adonai whispered in Yuga's Brain........

"TOO MUCH FORCE HERE, TONE IT DOWN YUGA"......

Annoyingly, all these cool Lovecraft Enchantments with the exception of 3 of them were forced to disappear and the three left were like THE LAMEST ONES but whatever.......

Anyway this random teenage boy dumbass got harassed out of bounds by tiny slime gremlins with eyes galore that popped out of the three Lovecraft Enchantments/Spirit Sigils.......

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER FROM BAKUGOU-KUN IN THE STADIUM STANDS FOR GOOD REASON BECAUSE "YEE" TOWARDS YUGA'S SOUL RIGHT NOW*.......

Of course, the slime gremlins disappeared in purple flame and the three Lovecraft Spirit Sigils disappeared completely too.......

Umidori, The Albatross Familiar, landed on Yuga's Shoulder and shouted in a very mocking and feral way towards that random kid that Yuga forgot the name for already......

"PRO TIP: DON'T ATTACK ME DIRECTLY IF MY BOSS DIDN'T EVEN REMOTELY BEGIN TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME OR FACE BEYOND YOUR VAGUE CONNECTION TO SOMEONE ELSE THAT'S FAR MORE IMPORTANT AND NOTICABLE LIKE MEI HATSUME EH!".........

Yuga Aoyama and Umidori walked out of the Battlefield Arena after Yuga was declared the victor by a horrified Present Mic for some reason........

--------------------------------------Hailey POV-------------------------

"YUGA AOYAMA IS CLEARLY RELATED TO SOME VERY POWERFUL MAGIC/MAGE GOD OR GODDESS FROM SOMEWHERE"........

NO SHIT MORAI SISTERS........

CLEARLY ALL THAT TOLD PEOPLE IS "DON'T ATTACK THE FAMILIAR OF YUGA AOYAMA IF HE DIDN'T EVEN REMOTELY BEGIN TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU" AND MORE IMPORTANTLY "SPOOKY MOMMY'S BOY, IN EXECUTION" IN HIS BIZARRE AND WONDERFUL ENCHANTMENTS........

OLD THINGS, SOMETHING THAT HECATE NEVER ENCOUNTERED IN OVER 200+ YEARS WHENEVER SHE WAS A YOUNG TITANESS AND JUST A LITTLE GIRL, BEING IN AWE OF "THE ANCIENT LEGENDS"........

A VERY OLD AND REMORSEFUL MISTRESS OF MAGIC IN THE FORM OF A 30 YEAR OLD LADY THAT LOST HER DAUGHTER BY HER OWN HUBRIS THAT SHE GENUINELY REPENTED FOR, TAUGHT HECATE "THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM"........

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YUGA AOYAMA DID HERE.....

"EVERY SINGLE LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL IN THE OLDEST LIVING AND BREATHING ARCHAIC ENCHANTMENT SYSTEM EVER".......

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?????

EVEN HECATE, A IMMORTAL TITANESS OF MAGIC HERSELF HAD "MAJOR DRAWBACKS" IN USING THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM AND OTHER ANCIENT ENCHANTMENTS.......

OUT OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM THAT HECATE TRULY MASTERED, WITHOUT ANY COST OR DRAWBACKS WHATSOEVER IS "ASTRAL/COSMIC".......

THAT TOOK 55 YEARS FOR HECATE, WHY IS YUGA AOYAMA SO DAMN POWERFUL AT 15 YEARS OLD DAMNIT???????

THE MOST BRUTAL AND HORRIFYING THING HERE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THE FACT THAT "YUGA AOYAMA IS A SILENT-INVOKER", IE. NOT EVEN HAVING TO "SPEAK" THE ANCIENT COMMAND WORDS OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF DRAWBACKS AND ISSUES.........

EVEN HECATE HAD TO "SPEAK".......

AND ALSO USE "ONE ANCIENT/ARCHAIC SPIRIT SIGIL" AT A TIME.......

WHY HECATE DIDN'T USE THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM IN A COMBAT SITUATION EVEN THOUGH IT WAS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL AND "RIGHT".....

EXCEPT FOR ONE THING......

"THE INFERNAL BRANCH"........

EVERYTHING HAS DARKNESS, SOMETHING THAT HECATE'S ANCIENT TEACHER WARNED, NAGGED, AND PLEADED FOR HECATE TO "NEVER TOUCH" AND SHE DEMONSTRATED, "THE HORROR OF INFERNAL BRANCH MAGIC" BY SHOWING HECATE HER OWN MEMORIES OF SUCH THINGS, DARK AND EVIL THINGS........

EVERYTHING HAS BALANCE, INFERNAL BRANCH MAGIC, WHEN USED BY ANY SAPIENT BEING, HAD "BLACK FLAMES, AROUND THE RING".......

NO COLOR, NO LIGHT, NO JOY, JUST PURE TERROR......

HECATE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY STERN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND SOLIDARITY WITH HER WHILE "REBUKING THE DELUSION DELIVERY AND PHRASING".......

--------------------------------------Yuga POV-------------------------

"YEAH, THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING BEHIND YOUR BACK YUGA EVER SINCE YOU GOT YOUR ANIMAL FRIEND, SOMETHING THAT I IMMEDIATELY REBUKED WHENEVER I HAD THE JUSTIFICATION TO DO SO AND APPEAR TO THESE PEOPLE OPENLY".......

QUESTION, WHO IS THAT DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED LADY ADONAI?????

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY "MAGIC" REGARDING ENCHANTER SHIT EVER FUCK......

THE ONLY THING THAT A ENCHANTER PERSON CAN SAY IS "BEAST FAMILIAR" OR "ANIMAGI" WITHOUT BACKLASH FORM LIKE TRUE LEGIT GOD OR SOMETHING.......

DESPITE THE SHIT, YUGA ISN'T A ENCHANTER QUIRK KID, JUST WITH A WEIRD ASSED "EXCEPTION" TO THE RULE OF CALLING "A QUIRKED ANIMAL KINSHIP BOND" BY TECHNICAL "SPOOKY AND BAD TERMS".....

YUGA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASONING........

*IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL DISBELIEF FROM THE ENTIRE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS TOWARDS YUGA'S SOUL FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.......

Yuga Aoyama got pecked in a scolding and annoyed way by Umidori for some reason........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"SON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU INSTINCTIVELY AND AUTOMATICALLY KNOW THE ONLY TWO 'SPOOK TERMS' THAT YOU CAN USE IN REFERENCE TO ENCHANTER QUIRK STUFF AS A SANE KID WITH A ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT TOLD EVERYONE OTHERWISE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER ON YOUR DAD'S SIDE I SWEAR".......

*WHOLESOME CHUCKLING*.......

DUMBLY NAMED QUIRK BE LIKE: "MOMMY'S GOBLIN"

YUGA'S HUMAN SOUL BE LIKE: "DADDY'S GREMLIN"

LIKE DUDE, WHENEVER YOU DID YOUR BIZARRE ASSED "ANCIENT QUIRKED ANIMAL KINSHIP BOND FORMING SHIT", A GODDAMN "A ALBATROSS, A SEA BIRD" CAME TO YOU.........

EVEN NAMED SAID ANIMAL FRIEND "SEABIRD" IN JAPANESE FUCK ALMIGHTY......

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE "LEGAL FOREWARNING" WHENEVER YOU ARE DOING ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT THAT GAVE YOU "PERMANENT SUPPORT SHIT/QUIRK ENHANCEMENTS" SIR.......

COOL THE FUCK OFF IN SOME "DEFANGED OCEAN" IE. A QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS AQUARIUM YUGA......

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, THALIA GRACE HERE.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE JOY........

-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------

"I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE LEGAL STIPULATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE THING, ARE YOU KIDDING THALIA-CHAN?????? I'M JUST GOING TO SOLVE THAT RANDOM ISSUE"......

Katsuki Bakugou was just dying from laughing as a MASSIVE ASSED Neon Blue Spirit Sigil that looked like a hypnosis thing with purple flame around it, appeared in front of Mage Glitter Dumbass' or Yuga Aoyama's Hand and he blasted "Spooky Waves of Ominous Energy" from that bullshit Lovecraft Enchantment Sigil thing from The Grand Spirit Sigil System fuck.......

THIS RANDOM BULLSHIT IS WHY "LIGHT/OCEAN QUIRK WELDERS AND ENCHANTER QUIRK WELDERS, DESPITE BEING A NATURAL QUIRK UNION COMBO, DON'T FUCK EACH OTHER OFTEN".........

BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT A GENUINE ARMY OF "MAGE GLITTER DUMBASSERY" THAT NOBODY COULD TRULY PUNISH WITHOUT BEING ASSHOLES TO THEIR ENTIRE NATURE AS A QUIRKED HUMAN SOUL DAMNIT.......

THANK GOD YOU HAVE A POWER CONDUIT CROWN NOW TO REIGN IN YOUR ENTIRE "OVERKILL SHIT" TOWARDS EXTRAS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME THAT MADE THE DECISION TO DESTROY THEMSELVES INTENTIONALLY BY ATTACKING YOUR BIRD MAGE GLITTER DUMBASS........

THIS IS WHY RANDOM ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT IS HIGHLY REGULATED DUMBASS.......

BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL HIGHLY ANNOYING ABOUT THEIR SNEAKY SHIT BY DEFAULT AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE "SEA MAGE DUMBASSERY" LIKE YOU.......

ESPECIALLY WHILE SICK IN QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT OR SANE SICKLY IN QUIRK HEALTH LIKE YOU CLEARLY SAW YOUR ENTIRE "JUNK QUIRK BULLSHIT" AS CONSCIOUSLY AND DEFINITELY SUBCONSCIOUSLY MAGE GLITTER DUMBASS........

KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY HEAVEN GEEZER (ADONAI) WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.......

------------------------------Fumikage POV-------------------------

"WHY IT'S CLUNKY FOR ME TO SAY THIS BUT, KUGITARO AND HIKARI, THE PARENTS OF YUGA, ACTUALLY WANTED TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY 'MAKE A GREMLIN CHILD, LIKE THAT, INSTINCTIVELY' WHICH WORKED EXTREMELY WELL GUYS, ESPECIALLY NOWADAYS"..........

WHAT AND DARK AND MORBID ALLIANCE OF TWO SOULS OF NATURAL QUIRK UNION MELODY, CONSPIRING TO UNLEASH THEIR ENTIRE MISCHIEF THROUGH A BLAMELESS CHILD.......

THE MORBID BOUQUET OF HEXED SEAS.......

FUMIKAGE TOKOYAMI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SNICKERING IN MISCHIEF........

--------------------------------------Hailey POV-------------------------

"WHY IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HOW MY SON FINALLY OPENED HIS HEART JUST A BIT TO REVEAL HIS ACHIEVEMENT OF MAKING A QUIRKED ANIMAL KINSHIP BOND IN A ALBATROSS, ESPECIALLY IN SUCH A SULKY AND POWERFUL KIDDO LIKE YUGA'S STUFF GUYS.......THE FACT THAT IN THE BACKGROUND QUIETLY, YUGA HAD MASTERED EVERY SINGLE LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL IN THIS VERY OLD AND COMPLETELY UNKNOWN TO ME AND MY WIFE ANYWAY, GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN MAKE IT 'A SILENT-INVOKED TACTIC', AND DIDN'T REVEAL THIS STUFF UNTIL HE SHOWED UMIDORI TO ME AND HIS MOTHER IS BEAUTIFUL GUYS.......HAILEY WHITEWATER AKA HECATE/TRIVIA, CAN YOU CLARIFY, AS WELL AS POSSIBLE WHAT KIND OF 'TITLE' OR 'STATUS' YUGA HAD AS A HUMAN SOUL THAT MASTERED A ENTIRE BRANCH OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM IF YOU ACTUALLY MASTERED ONE OF THOSE BRANCHES, THAT COSMIC BRANCH?".......

CERTAINLY KUGITARO AOYAMA........

WHENEVER ADONAI MADE THAT EVEDON CROWN, ON YUGA AOYAMA'S MALADJUSTED HEAD, THAT WASN'T JUST "A STYLE CHOICE" THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GENUINELY POWERFUL WAY TO HIGHLIGHT "WHAT LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGILS ACTUALLY DO, WHILE UNMASTERED AND ESPECIALLY THE MORE POWERFUL THEY WERE".......

IT'S MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH ATTACKS WITH THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM THAT'S DESIGNED TO "BREAK YOUR MIND AND PERSPECTIVE OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITIES AND ILLUSION, BUT IN A WAY THAT'S NOT INFERNAL BRANCH BLACK MAGIC IN EXECUTION".....

YUGA AOYAMA IS STILL ALIVE, SANE IN A PRE-QUIRK MADDENED HUMAN MINDSET, AND MASTERED "THE SECOND-MOST DARK BRANCH OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM" PEOPLE.......

LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGILS ARE NOT CONSIDERED "BLACK MAGIC" LIKE INFERNAL BRANCH MAGIC IS BECAUSE EVERY INSTANCE OF EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL AND DARKENED ONES, IT'S DESIGNED FOR THERAPEUTIC AND BENEVOLENT INSANITY THAT HELPED A HUMAN SOUL MEND SHIT IN A HEALTHY WAY........

WHENEVER HECATE'S OLD TEACHER TOLD HER OF "THE GRAND TITLES OF A TRUE MASTER OF A GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM BRANCH" SHE TOLD HER THIS......

"NOW, TO BE CONSIDERED TO BE A GRAND MAGE MASTER OF A BRANCH OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM, YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THREE THINGS......

1. HAVE PERMANENT AND PERFECT RECALL OF EVERY SPIRIT SIGIL IN SAID BRANCH

2. HAVE ZERO MENTAL/SPIRITUAL/PHYSICAL DRAWBACKS WHATSOEVER IN USING SAID POWER

3. HAVE THE ABILITY TO FLAWLESSLY AND EFFORTLESSLY CALL SAID POWER FROM THE FORCES OF SAID BRANCH IN YOUR HEART EITHER BY SPEAKING IT AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN BE SILENT WITH IT

REMEMBER YOUNG GIRL, UNLESS JEHOVAH, THE TRUE AND LONE GOD, HIMSELF GRANTED YOU THE INFERNAL BRANCH KEYS, NEVER TOUCH IT, LIKE I MADE THE HORRIBLE MISTAKE OF MAKING".......

DUE TO THESE CONDITIONS, HECATE IS CALLED "GRAND COSMIC MAGE"......

YUGA AOYAMA, AT FUCKING 15 YEARS OLD, IS A GRAND LOVECRAFT MAGE, WITH FAR GREATER MASTERY OVER SAID SHIT THEN HECATE'S GRAND COSMIC MAGE CRAP EVEN THOUGH SHE SPIRITUALLY GOT THAT TITLE PERMANENTLY......

HECATE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT BUT "REBUKING THE DELUDED AND DARKENED DELIVERY".......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"THAT FACT THAT THIS POWERFUL AND LEGENDARILY BATSHIT CHILD IMMEDIATELY CHOSEN 'THE MOST DARK POWERS, NOT WOLFSKIN/BLACK MAGIC' SHIT IN THIS ANCIENT SYSTEM OF ENCHANTED POWERS AND MASTERED THAT SHIT FAR MORE THAN ANYTHING BEFORE HIM IN SAID LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL BRANCH, WHILE COMPLETELY DISCREET AND FAR SNEAKIER THEN WE EVER IMAGINED A KIDDO TO BE THAT HAD SUCH THINGS IN THEIR QUIRK'S STUFF, IS HIGHLY AGGRAVATING AND ALSO LOW-KEY AWE-INSPIRING IN HOW BOLD THAT IS"........

DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY AND UNINTENTIONALLY DARK PHRASING HERE MORAI SISTERS, YEAH ACCURATE......

THAT ONE POOR KID, THAT HAIKAGE RENKINMARU, FROM CLASS 1.H. OR THE SUPPORT HEROICS CLASS THAT HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF PISSING OFF A MALADJUSTED YUGA AOYAMA, GOT THREATENED IN A SINGLE MOMENT IN HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE, WITH "MENTAL HEALTH BREAKDOWN, BUT DESIGNED TO BE THERAPEUTIC AND BENEVOLENT IN CORE NATURE BUT HAD DARK AND MORBID AS FUCK DELIVERY OF SAID SHIT"..........

ALL BECAUSE HAIKAGE RENKINMARU MADE THE HORRIBLE DECISION TO TANGLE WITH UMIDORI, WHILE BEING COMPLETELY "ANONYMOUS" TOWARDS YUGA AOYAMA'S MALADJUSTED PERSPECTIVE OF THIS CHILD'S EXISTENCE DAMNIT.......

AT LEAST PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YUGA AOYAMA'S MALADJUSTED PSIONIC/MENTAL QUIRK SHIT ACTUALLY IS CAPABLE OF DAMNIT......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE GROANING IN UNDERSTANDABLE DISCOMFORT......

------------------------------------Mina POV-------------------------

-------1 Hour Later----------------------

1PM....

Mina Ashido, saw Aoyama-Kun, with a awkward and kinda clunky vibe in his entire facial expression like he "FORGOT HOW FUCKED" Lovecraft Spirit Sigil Shit CAN GET in this mysterious as fuck Grand Spirit Sigil System that's constantly described as OLD AS DUST......

Of course, due to like "EXTREME PSIONIC OVERKILL POSSIBILITY", Mina was wearing this cool helmet of sorts that allowed her horns to slip it on, a helmet that looked like Magneto's Comic Book Character stuff.....

Aoyama-Kun's Albatross Bird Friend was circling around the battlefield and too high above to get hurt......

The Announcement to Begin the match rang out......

Aoyama-Kun's Clunked Voice spoke towards Mina....

"YOU'RE STRONG, TERRIFYING, PROBABLY ON YOUR PERIOD, AND A VERY APESHIT TEENAGE GIRL CLASSMATE OF MINE ASHIDO-CHAN......I'M GOING TO USE THE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AMOUNT OF FORCE AGAINST YOU BUT NOT IN THAT LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL SHIT FUCK".......

Fucking immediately and from a terrified Yuga Aoyama's entire soul towards Mina's shit that she thought was "SUBTLE" regarding her Period shit, MILLIONS OF SPIRIT SIGIL SHITS, NEON BLUE BUT RINGED WITH DARK BLUE FLAMES THAT LOOKED LIKE WAVES and had a fuckton of "SEA IMAGERY" in the bigger Spirit Sigils that was seen fuck almighty.......

*IMMEDIATE SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE TERROR FROM THE MORAI SISTERS, SOMETHING LIKE STRING SNAPPING, WOOD SPLINTERING BEYOND REPAIR, AND PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESS GLASS SHATTERING NOISES BLASTING THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON FUCK*........

A very shaky and clunky nervous teenage boy that was unintentionally BLASTING EVERYONE WITH TERROR and especially in Mina's Own Soul against Aoyama-Kun, closed his eyes and tensed up, said "DON'T HURT ME ASHIDO-CHAN, I KNOW YOU CAN TANK THIS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO KICK ME IN THE DICK PHYSICALLY FOR THIS SHIT BUT PLEASE DON'T MELT ME!"....

Thank Fuck that The Evedon Crown on Aoyama-Kun's Clunked skull, immediately de-powered his entire "OCEANIC SPIRIT SIGIL SHIT" to a level that wouldn't unintentionally murder everyone in this goddamn stadium and especially towards Mina.......

Mina Ashido fled from the Battlefield for good reason even though all that was happening now was a flock of seagulls flying around......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"OH DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT HURT BUT WE DEFINITELY NEEDED SANITY PERMANENTLY FROM OUR OWN QUIRKS' POWERS......YUGA AOYAMA CLEARLY HAS A EXTREME 'OVERESTIMATION' OF HIS PEER'S BATTLE CAPACITY AND ESPECIALLY IN CISGENDER GIRLS THAT ARE ON THE FUCKING PERIOD SHIT FUCK......THIS WAS A VERY POWERFUL BOY CHILD THAT DIDN'T KNOW HOW POWERFUL HE TRULY GOTTEN COMPARED TO HIS PEERS IN THE BACKGROUND QUIETLY AND WHENEVER HE GOT TO U.A. HIGH SCHOOL, HE WAS ACTUALLY ENCOUNTERING, IN HIS OPINION 'THE STRONGEST BRATS EVER ASSEMBLED, WITH HIS CRAP BEING THE WEAKEST' IN HIS HUMBLE LOGIC THAT DEFINITELY KEPT HIM SANE WHILE BEING A GODDAMN GRAND OCEAN/LOVECRAFT MAGE AT 15 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY AND IN EVERYTHING ELSE DAMNIT!"......

VALID RESPONSE HERE MORAI SISTERS AND ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SANITIES......

THAT'S SO TRASHED, WHY IS YUGA'S STUFF SO BROKEN?????

THIS IS PRECISELY WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS, AND ESPECIALLY THE GOVERNMENT, OF YOUR ENTIRE BUSINESS YEARS AGO NOW YUGA AOYAMA......

HOWEVER NO, YOU'RE SO SNEAKY AND NOBODY CAN TRULY PUNISH YOU FOR THAT SHIT WITHOUT QUIRKSIDE BULLSHIT IN YOUR HEART AS A HUMAN SOUL THAT'S GEARED TO BE THAT WAY YUGA......

WHAT IS YUGA ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF, REGARDING THIS GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM ADONAI?????

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR YUGA BY ADONAI.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"THE ENTIRE ARCHAIC TREE OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM GUYS, THAT TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF GAVE YUGA THE INFERNAL BRANCH KEYS TO ACCESS SAID DEMONICAL DARKNESS TO SCOLD AND ENSLAVE THOSE DEMONS FROM TIME TO TIME: THE FIRST GRAND ARCHAIC SIGIL MAGE".......

*CASUAL MENTAL PANTS-SHITTING FROM EVERY SINGLE VILLAIN DIPSHIT IN JAPAN IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*.......

VALID RESPONSE HERE JAPANESE CRIMINAL UNDERGROUND.....

IT'S SO BATSHIT HERE BUT "VILLAIN MEMES" ARE GOING TO EXPLODE IN HILARITY REGARDING "YUGA AOYAMA'S DEFINITE VIGILANTE LEGEND DICKERY" THEY DIDN'T COMPREHEND UNTIL NOW EVEN THOUGH THAT CRAP WAS DEFINITELY HAPPENING ALL OF YUGA AOYAMA'S MALADJUSTED ENCHANTER LIFE EVER SINCE HE GOT HIS QUIRK'S BULLSHIT AS A TODDLER LIKE MOST KIDS NOWADAYS........

"VILLAIN MEMES/VILLAIN HUMOR" IS GODDAMN HILARIOUS BUT ALSO EXTREMELY REVEALING FOR A UNDERGROUND HERO LIKE SHOUTA AIZAWA AKA ERASERHEAD TO KNOW ABOUT.......

YUGA AOYAMA IS ACTUALLY GOING SOFT ON EVERY SINGLE SPORTS FESTIVAL FIGHT THUS FAR FOR GOOD REASON........

KINDA.....

BECAUSE YUGA AOYAMA DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING BROKEN HIS POWERS ACTUALLY ARE DAMNIT........

THANK FUCK THAT OCHAKO URARAKA IS YUGA AOYAMA'S NEXT SPORTS FESTIVAL FIGHT........

BECAUSE YUGA AOYAMA, AS A OCEAN BOI THAT CAN APPARENTLY "VIBE GIRL BLOOD VIBES", SEEING A ALREADY FUCKING TERRIFYING AND CASUALLY THREATENING TEENAGE GIRL AT NORMAL CRAP BUT ESPECIALLY ON HER PERIOD PROBABLY, WOULDN'T EVEN REMOTELY BEGIN TO "TANGLE WITH A ANGRY OCHAKO URARAKA" DUE TO "SELF-SABOTAGING PREVENTION INSTINCTS AND NATURES"......

THANK GOD FOR THE LACK OF SEXISM IN SHOUTA'S MALE STUDENTS.......

EVEN MINORU MINETA IS KINDA LIKE THAT BUT, IT'S MORE LIKE.....

"CLUNKED AND BORDERLINE MOWGLIZED BOY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW A PERSON THAT HAD FEMALE HUMAN BIOLOGY IS ABLE TO MOVE WITHOUT TOPPLING OVER, HOW TO HANDLE SEX APPROPRIATELY, BUT DOING ALL OF THIS SHIT IN THE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY RUDE AND AGGRAVATING WAY POSSIBLE"........

WHEN A HUMAN MINDSET IS "GETTING MOWGLIZED, IN A CIVILIZED HUMAN INTERACTION AND ENVIRONMENTAL SETTING" THAT'S A SIGN OF A QUIRK THAT WAS "DEPRIVED OF HUMAN INTERACTION, ACCORDING TO IT".......

USUALLY SCHOOL DOES THIS FOR MOST QUIRKS IN PLAY......

CLEARLY THAT'S NOT WORKING FOR MINORU MINETA.......

THIS IS WHY "CHRONIC SCHOOL TRUANCY, THROUGH HOMESCHOOLING" IS OUTLAWED BECAUSE TRAGICALLY, EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD WORK CORRECTLY FOR A QUIRKLESS KID THAT HAD PARENTS DISILLUSIONED IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM, IT DIDN'T WORK FOR QUIRKS.....

"COMPLETE SCHOOL TRUANCY", THAT LASTED 10 DAYS STRAIGHT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF MEDICAL EXPLANATION FOR IT, WOULD MAKE SAID PARENTS IF THEY KNEW THEIR KID WAS SKIPPING (THANKFULLY THAT'S USUALLY NEVER THE CASE) FELONS, AND THANKFULLY IN MOST SITUATIONS THE PARENTS WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT CRAP UNTIL THEY GOT "EMERGENCY MOWGLI TRUANCY LETTER" IN THE MAILBOX......

TENYA IIDA ACTUALLY HAS THIS HISTORY ON HIS RECORD.......

SOMETHING THAT THE IIDA FAMILY SHITSTORM DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT UNTIL THAT LETTER CAME TO THEM.......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........

-----------------------------------Yuga POV-------------------------

-------------5 Hours Later----------------------

6PM......

Yuga Aoyama and Umidori, The Albatross Familiar, were just hanging out in Yuga's Bedroom after dinner.......

HMM......

PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDERS EXIST........

NATURALLY, THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM ACCOMMODATED THIS.......

SO FAR ANYWAY, THE ONLY PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORM THAT YUGA KNEW ABOUT WAS THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM/GRECO-ROMAN MYTHOLOGY PAGANISTIC FOLKTALE QUIRK THEMED SHITSTORM"........

SINCE YUGA HAD "GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM MASTERY AND INNATE AWARENESS" DUE TO "YAHWEH MASTER CONTROL KEY" THAT WAS GIVEN TO HIM BY LEGIT TRUE GOD HERE, THEN LOGICALLY, YUGA AOYAMA BY DEFINITION HAD PERMANENT ACCESS TO "THE GRAND WHITEWATER FAMILY SIGIL SYSTEM, PROS AND CONS, BLESSINGS AND CURSES, WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF BACKLASH OR DRAWBACK".......

*IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT "POWER DOWNLOAD/STRENGTH PRIMING/QUIRK UNLOCKING" IN YUGA'S SOUL, BODY, AND MINDSET INTENSIFYING*.........

*IMMEDIATE AND FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER OF SHEER RANDOM PANTS-SHITTING TERROR FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON IN THE GROUP CHAT*........

------------------------------------Theodore POV-------------------------

"PRO TIP: DON'T PISS OFF TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF REGARDING HASTENING THE TRUE JUDGEMENT HOUR EVEN THOUGH TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF SENT YOU THOUSANDS OF JEWISH PROPHETS AND ANGELS TO WARN OF THE DANGERS OF DOING THAT TO TRUE DIVINITY'S HAND IN WRATH OVER THE PAST 15 YEARS STRAIGHT KENT/HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR OWN KRONOS' QUIRK'S ENTIRE POWERS IN TERMS OF SOUL AND CHARACTER BEING COPIED AND DUPLICATED INTO A CHILD'S INNOCENCE THAT CANNOT EVER BE PUNISHED PERIOD REGARDING SUCH THINGS WITHOUT ATTACKING HIS OWN SOUL AS A HUMAN BEING THAT HAD A ENCHANTER QUIRK AMONG OTHER THINGS?"........

HOLY SHIT.......

ADONAI IS A ORACLE OF JEHOVAH.......

THIS JUST "HAPPENED" FOR THIS VERY BATSHIT MAGIC GODLING.......

ALL THIS KID HAD TO "DO" TO BECOME "A GRAND MAGE MASTER" OF A ENTIRE CLUSTER OF "MAGIC" IN THIS GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM WAS "BE MADE AWARE OF IT".......

FOR ALL OF THIS TEENAGED BOY'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE, BEFORE A WEEK AGO, ALL HE ACTUALLY WAS, "A LEGACY CHILD OF TWO DEMIGODS, FROM THE ENTIRE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM".........

OF COURSE THIS KID DIDN'T KNOW HOW FUCKED UP "LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL SHIT" WAS AT FIRST.......

BECAUSE HE JUST LEARNED IT........

ZEUS PROJECTED HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"I AM NOT A FIGURE OF HARSH WORDS BUT I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING GOD'S HOLY SCIENCE AND GLORY BEING BASTARDIZED BY INSANE DIPSHITS THAT ARE GLORIFYING THE DEVIL IN SUCH UNINTENTIONAL DARK PHRASINGS!!!!! STOP USING THAT, ONLY THE INFERNAL BRANCH CAN BE CALLED AS WITCHCRAFT TERMINOLOGY!!!!! WHY I FORBADE YUGA FROM USING IT UNTIL PEOPLE REALIZED HIS FULL STRENGTH IN HIS OWN QUIRK'S BIOLOGY THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN FUCKING THERE AS A GRANDSON OF SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE AND HAILEY WHITEWATER AKA HECATE/TRIVIA!!!! TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF GAVE YUGA, HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE UP TO 4TH GENERATION (GREAT GRANDCHILD BIOLOGICALLY) THE PERMANENT ABILITY TO ACCESS SAID GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM BE FOR GOOD OR ILL WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF TRAUMA OR DRAWBACKS EVEN THOUGH SAID MORTAL CHILDREN HAD TO ORGANICALLY MASTER SUCH THINGS THAT THEIR OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER DIDN'T!!!!!! YUGA AOYAMA SUFFERED SO DAMN MUCH, MORESO THEN YOU WOULD EVER IMAGINE!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT FIND ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY TO YUGA'S ENTIRE SCIENCE AND HALLOWED GLORY FROM TRUE DIVINITY FOREVERMORE, THEN YOU KEEP YOUR TONGUES HUSHED!"......

*IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL PANTS-SHITTING FROM EVERY SINGLE VILLAIN DIPSHIT IN THE PLANET DUE TO "GANGSTA ADONAI, CUSSING AND RAISING HIS VOICE" FOR DAMN GOOD REASON FUCK ALMIGHTY*.......

OF COURSE THIS JEWISH MAN, WHO HAD "THE DARK SWITCH" IN HIS GODDAMN QUIRK THAT DEFINITELY HAD "ENCHANTER SHIT" WOULD BE EXTREMELY SCARY ABOUT THIS TOPIC HOLY FUCK.......

JEWISH PEOPLE THAT HAVE "TABOO TERRITORY QUIRK POWER" CANNOT EVER BE WOLFSKIN WITH IT EVER WITHOUT GETTING A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK THAT WOULD MURDER THEM........

QUIRKS ARE SCIENCE NOT GAMES.......

THIS IS A TERRIFYING WAY FOR "A TRUE AND LONE GOD" TO BE REVEALED TO EVERYONE.......

THROUGH A ANGRY JEWISH MAN THAT WAS GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE ANGRY WITH DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED DUMBASSERY SAYING DARK SHIT THEY SHOULDN'T REGARDING ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT.........

UNTIL SAID MAN BLEW THE FUCK UP........

WOE TO YOU THAT PISSED OFF A PEACEFUL AND GENTLE-WORDED MAN.......

ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING CANNIBALISTIC TITAN DIPSHIT HOLY SHIT.....

WHY IS THAT ASHTRAY SCYTHE DIPSHIT BACK?????

THANK YOU GOD, LITERALLY, FOR BEING SO DEUS EX-MACHINA IN YOUR SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO BE DOING SHIT TO FLEX YOUR LEGITIMATE BATSHIT ANGER TOWARDS THE MORIA DIPSHITS, BECAUSE YOU DOOMED THAT MAN AND HIS FRIENDS TO DEFEAT.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI, WHOM TOOK A DEEP BREATH, CALMED THE FUCK DOWN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY "DIDN'T APOLOGIZE" BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT ABOUT HIS ANGER........

--------------------------------------Hailey POV-------------------------

"BRO WHAT THE FUCK??? YOU'RE SCARING UMIDORI, EVERYONE JUST STOP IT PLEASE".......

*SOMBER CHUCKLING*........

YOU KNOW GRANDSON MERLIN, HECATE'S OLD TEACHER, SHE WILL BE COMING BACK FROM THE ETHER OF DEATH BECAUSE JEHOVAH'S POWER AS THE FIRST GOD EVER WILL BRING HER BACK......

HECATE'S OLD TEACHER, SHE WAS THE FIRST GRAND TRICKSTER MAGE IN THE ORIGINAL ARCHAIC GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM.......

OF COURSE, JEHOVAH HIMSELF WOULD BRING THIS FIGURE BACK WITH "CONDITIONS" OF COURSE.......

MAINLY, AS A QUIRK MADDENED FIGURE THAT'S LUCID IN EXECUTION.......

SECONDLY, AS A TEENAGE GIRL........

TO REMIND HER OF HER HEROIC ROOTS.......

DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU STRAIGHT UP "KNOW MAGERY", YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE A GOOD TEACHER OF IT.......

YOUR GODLY CHILDREN AND ESPECIALLY YOUR DEMIGOD OFFSPRINGS WILL BE THE BEST AND GREATEST OF ALL THESE TEACHERS REGARDING MAGERY AND ENCHANTING WORDCRAFT......

YOU ARE MERLIN, HECATE'S GRANDSON.......

IT'S VERY GOOFY HOW YOU DEMONSTRATED "LOVECRAFT MAGE STUFF" FIRST.......

BECAUSE YOU UNINTENTIONALLY VALIDATED EVERY SINGLE GOOFY AND MALADJUSTED GRUMPED THING IN YOUR UNCLE ALABASTER TORRINGTON, WHO'S DEFINITELY BACK AND RUNNING AROUND SOMEWHERE AS A GRUMPED AND MALADJUSTED BROWN HAIRED AND GREEN EYED BOY, SEEING THE ENTIRE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM IN ALL OF IT'S EXISTENCE THAT MADE MAGERY "EXIST", AND WANTING YOUR ENTIRE ALIGNMENT WITH HIS AMBITION TO "DESTROY THAT DIVINE MAFIA" PROBABLY..........

HECATE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT, WHICH WAS A RELIEF SINCE IT WAS A MAN CALMING HIS SOUL FROM A EXTREMELY UNCHARACTERISTIC TEMPER IN HIS HARSHNESS......

----------------------Alabaster (Nirengeki) POV-----------------

"YEAH, ALABASTER IS DEFINITELY UNIQUE NOWADAYS, ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HERE BUT ALABASTER TORRINGTON NEVER DIED, JUST CLUNKED INTO A GOOF LOGIC REGARDING 'HOW TO DISGUISE HIMSELF' TO FURTHER HIS ENTIRE AMBITION TO STOP WHITEWATER FAMILY CRAP BUT DID NOT HAVE THE INSIGHT OR EMOTIONAL MATURITY TO SEE THE NUANCES OF INSANITY AND MENTAL HEALTH HAILEY.......ALABASTER DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HE UNINTENTIONALLY GOT GOOFED BY A GENTLE AND EXTREMELY HUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK REGARDING 'THE DISGUISE PLANS' AS A VERY SNEAKY AND GRUMPED KIDDO THAT JUST WANTED TO GET 'THE CIVILIZED/DISCREET MOWGLI BOY FORM' THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING, WHICH WORKED EXTREMELY WELL BUT DIDN'T COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT HIS QUIRK ONLY MADE THAT SUGGESTION TO GET THE HUMAN WELDER A VACATION".....

*ANNOYED GASPING*.......

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT ALABASTER TORRINGTON LOST HIS CIVILIZED MINDSET ADONAI?????

THANK FUCK THAT THERE'S THIS NEPHEW YUGA RUNNING AROUND WITH HIS HACKED SHIT REGARDING ENCHANTER QUIRK BULLSHIT IN GENERAL......

NOW, NOW, NOW, ADONAI......

MAKE HEIGHTS ALLIANCE......

BUT BETTER.......

ALABASTER KNEW "YOUR ENTIRE SHIT" AND WHAT YOU WERE CAPABLE OF DOING ADONAI......

*AMUSED CHUCKLING*.......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"WISH GRANTED ALABASTER, ALSO THANK YOU FOR BEING PRETTY AMICABLE AND HUMBLED AROUND YOUR CLASSMATES, WHICH IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE COMBINED INTO CLASS 1.A. AND CLASS 1.C. GOING FORWARD.......HOWEVER TRY NOT TO KILL OTHER OLD-TIMER KIDDOS LIKE PERCY EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER MET PERCY YET TRAGICALLY"........

*FEROCIOUS SNICKERING*.......

THAT'S SO DAMN BRUTAL TO DO TO A RANDOM MOWGLI BOY ADONAI......

JUST CASUALLY OUSTING THIS BRATTY ENCHANTER BOI'S DISGUISED VOICE AND FACE AS "NIRENGEKI SHODA, OF CLASS 1.B. IN U.A. HIGH SCHOOL" FUCK......

GOD BLESS......

Thalia Grace immediately got warped into Mufufasa City in Japan for good reason.......

Chapter Text

12AM......

AT AUGUST 15TH.......

Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin, in his brand new Dorm Room in Heights Alliance that was more like A DIFFERENT PLANET as his Dorm Room Door had his OWN SPIRIT SIGIL on it and Yuga and his Albatross Familiar named Umidori, were in "ROOM MODE" instead of "PLANET EXPLORER MODE", which looked like a regular Dorm Room at a school but decorated with a bunch of random stuff that looked cool for Yuga's Brain but oddly enough made most people freak out for some unknown reason......

Yuga Aoyama's AKA Merlin's Spirit Sigil looked as follows........

A classic Anchor in the center with two torches on either side and with a soaring albatross on top and a weasel on the bottom of this glorious neon blue Spirit Sigil was glowing on the dorm room door and was ringed with Dark Blue-Purple Flames that didn't burn anything or smell like typical flame.......

Yuga was chuckling in impish amusement, crushing some weird plants and mushrooms in a Mortar and Pestle into a fine powder, and having fun even though he somehow felt "ANNOYED AND CREEPED OUT VIBES" from MOST U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, THAT HAD NOTHING TO NOTE ABOUT THEIR CRAP TO MAKE THEM STAND OUT....

A awkward and clunked vibe of a teenage boy with curly black hair that had a grey stripe in his bangs, green eyes like soothing seaweed or algae, tanned skin, and wearing a orange shirt, jeans, and black shoes, got suddenly warped into Yuga's Room, petted Umidori's feathers and holding Umidori gently, and asked Yuga in a very polite but oddly uncomfortable voice......

"HEY MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING RUDE BUT UH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING YUGA?"......

Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin told this dude in a playful way......

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT THERE'S SCIENCE HERE"......

This Poor Dude in Yuga's Dorm Room that was petting Umidori's feathers, trying to self-soothe himself but failing for some unknown reason in Yuga's Presence, so to help this poor kid relax or something, Yuga pointed to this kid without even looking or speaking at him beyond the following phrase......

"MAY THERE BE MASTERY OF THE FIENDISH SEA SIGIL BE OPON YEE"......

This Random Guy got fucking blasted with The Fiendish Sea Sigil that soaked into his body in the form of Dark Blue-Purple Flame that made him fly backwards into the nearby chair as Umidori was laughing in amusement and flapping his wings around......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"UNINTENTIONALLY FREAKING OUT PERCY JACKSON MORESO THEN BEFORE HE MET YOU DANG IT YUGA AOYAMA/MEETING PERCY JACKSON AGAIN AFTER RESURRECTION BEAUTY CRAP"........

*AMUSED CHUCKLING*.......

VALID RESPONSE HERE MORAI SISTERS FUCK......

WHAT THE FUCK YUGA?????

ALL YOU DID, FOR A RANDOM TEENAGE BOY THAT DIDN'T HAVE ENCHANTER QUIRK CRAP BUT HAD OCEAN QUIRK CRAP, YOUR OWN UNCLE ON YOUR DAD'S SIDE IS GIVE HIM "DANGER POWER" FOR HIS ENTIRE SOUL AND CHARACTER THAT WAS APPARENTLY "AVALON SPIRIT SIGIL CRAP" AND UNIQUE TO "YOU" YUGA AOYAMA AKA MERLIN.......

LIKE STOP IT, YOU ARE UNINTENTIONALLY FREAKING OUT PERCY JACKSON WITH YOUR ENTIRE "VIBE" YUGA.....

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER PERCY'S LEGIT QUESTION WITH A INTELLIGENT ANSWER TO HAVE PERCY TIE YOU INTO A GENUINE CONVERSATION WITH HIM TO CALM DOWN HIS OWN NERVES AROUND YOUR PRESENCE YUGA....

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.....

--------------------------------Yuga POV-------------------------

Uncle Percy spoke with a very clumsily polite and happy voice to Yuga......

"YOU KNOW YUGA, I MET YOUR GOOFY PARENTS BEFORE MEETING YOU YA KNOW......MY ADULT HALF-BROTHER KUGITARO AND YOUR DAD ACTUALLY MET YOUR MOM IN CAMP HALF-BLOOD, AS A UNCLAIMED KID THAT NOBODY IN THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM OR 'THE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM' KNEW WHO HIS 'GODLY FATHER' WAS.....DUE TO YOUR DAD'S LIGHT QUIRK AT BIRTH, SEEMLY JUST THIS, LITTLE BROTHER KUGITARO SAW YOUR SNEAKY, GLOOMY, GOTH TEENAGE GIRL MOTHER AS A TEENAGE BOY BACK THEN, GOT EXTREMELY HORNY ZOOTED, AND CONVINCED YOUR MOM TO QUOTE YOUR GREMLIN FATHER AND MY ADULT HALF-BROTHER KUGITARO......

"COMMIT A BENEVOLENT ABOMINATION UNTO THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM, TO BE ANNOYING AND TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY COMBINE OUR POWER INTO A GENUINE GOBLIN OF A HUMAN KID THAT I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE TO MAKE WITH YOU AND YOU WILL PERISH IN TRAGEDY TOO TO MAKE THIS KID HEALTHY".......

BEING SOLD BY THE PROSPECT OF 'GOTH PETTY GREMLIN CHILD SHIT', YOUR MOM IRONICALLY NAMED 'LIGHT' IN JAPANESE, MRS. HIKARI AOYAMA, AS A TEENAGE GIRL, DID THAT HORNY THING AND AT FIRST, IT WAS GOING ABOUT LIKE MY DUMBASS HALF-BROTHER KUGITARO ANTICIPATED REGARDING HIS SEEMLY QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION CRAP TOWARDS A ENCHANTER QUIRK WELDER GIRL BACK THEN........THEN UH, THAT GOOFY THING THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO NATURAL QUIRK UNION COMBO BOYS TOWARDS ENCHANTER QUIRK WELDER GIRLS OCCURRED WITH MY DUMBASS HALF-BROTHER KUGITARO AS A TEEN BOY BACK THEN.......OF COURSE, BEING DUMBASS TEENAGERS THAT DIDN'T THINK SHIT THROUGH EVER, TRIED TO SHAKE OFF THEIR NAUGHTY BUT ALAS, IT WAS FOR NAUGHT, MAKING 'YOU' BECAUSE THEIR ENTIRE 'CRAP' GOT FUSED FOR A GODDAMN WEEK FUCK.....WHENEVER MR. CHIRON OR CHARLES BRUNNER I MEAN, WAS LOOKING FOR 'JACK MARROW' AND 'OLIVIA HARPER' IE. YOUR TEENAGED PARENTS BACK THEN, HE WAS GUIDED BY A VERY GOOFY HUMAN MAN GHOST OF LIGHT AND WEARING ROBES OF RAINBOW COLORED FLAME THAT DIDN'T BURN ANYTHING DUE TO 'GHOSTY DUH', TO YOUR OWN DUMBASS PARENTS AS KIDS BACK THEN, STUCK TOGETHER IN THEIR FUCKING BIOLOGICAL 'CRAP' AS THEY WERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE AS A RANDOM LIGHT/OCEAN QUIRK WELDER KID AND A POWERFUL ENCHANTER/PSIONIC QUIRK WELDER KID BEING TOGETHER.......THIS HILARIOUS GHOST TOLD EVERYONE IN CAMP HALF-BLOOD BACK THEN WHILE POINTING TO YOUR PARENTS AND ESPECIALLY 'UNBORN YOU' THAT WAS ONLY A ZYGOTE BACK THEN THE FOLLOWING SHIT........

"THERE'S THE TWO CHILDREN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GUYS, ALONG WITH THEIR GOOF UP SLOWLY GROWING IN THAT CAVE.......THE ONLY WAY TO RELEASE SUCH MARRIAGE STUFF UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW IS IF YOU ASK THAT LITTLE ONE IF HE WANTED SIBLINGS IN HIS PRESENCE GUYS"......

SO YEAH, THE MOST CLUNKY ASSED SHIT THAT POOR CENTAUR MAN HAD TO DEAL WITH WAS ASKING YOUR OWN UNBORN EXISTENCE IF YOU WANTED 'WOMBMATES', WHICH YOU REPLIED, BY ELECTROCUTING YOUR FUCKING TEENAGED FATHER AND DISCONNECTING THAT ENTIRE SHITSTORM MAKING A BUDDY FOR YOU DAMNIT.......FOR 15 SLUTTY MONTHS STRAIGHT, YOUR ENTIRE UNBORN EXISTENCE WAS LITERALLY JUST YOUR ENTIRE CRAP BEING WACK AS HELL BY MAKING YOUR POOR MOM DO THE MOST BATSHIT THINGS SHE PHYSICALLY COULDN'T CONTROL DUE TO WHATEVER THE FUCK 'YOUR CRAP INSTINCTIVELY' WAS DOING TO HER.......SO BY THIS POINT, CHIRON OR YA KNOW MR. BRUNNER, IS EXTREMELY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR DAD'S UNCLAIMED SHIT WHENEVER IT GOT TO MONTH 12 IN YOUR UNBORN EXISTENCE WHENEVER THIS SAME GOOFY MAN GHOST FROM BEFORE POPS UP RIGHT AND POINTED TO YOUR ENTIRE UNBORN SHIT, NOW EXTREMELY BLATANT WHILE CHUCKLING AND TELLING EVERYONE.........

"HE KNOWS THIS INFORMATION ABOUT HIS GRANDPA ON HIS DAD'S SIDE, ASK THE KID ABOUT HIS GRANDPA'S CRAP CHARLES".......

SO, AGAIN, THIS POOR CENTAUR MAN, HAD TO ASK UNBORN YOU OF THIS INFORMATION, BUT APPARENTLY YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU MAGE ZAPPED THE LAVA WALL WITH YOUR ENTIRE MAGE SHIT THAT LITERALLY JUST SAID 'NO' AS A REPLY.......SO THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING AND DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED DUH POP INTO FRAME RIGHT, ASKED YOUR UNBORN FETUS EXISTENCE 'WHAT QUEST DO YOU REQUIRE FOR SUCH INFORMATION LITTLE AND VERY UNRULY LEGACY OF HECATE?'.......SO YOUR ENTIRE SHIT, BLATANT AS FUCK, MADE A BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS SWORD MADE OF A BEAUTIFUL ASSED METAL THAT THE MORAI SISTERS CALLED 'AVALON STEEL' APPEAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, STAB A STONE, AND YOUR MESSAGE TO THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM SAID AS FOLLOWS......

"WHOMEVER IS MY GRANDFATHER'S HONOR, TAKE MY GIFT AND USE IT TO PROTECT YOU FROM HARM'S WAY LONG AFTER I DEPART YOU"......

SO, THE CONTEST STARTS, FIRST ARES (DICKWIPE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS NAME), THEN HERMES (OR YA KNOW FUCKING LOUIS WHITEWATER), AND THEN FINALLY MY DAD AND YOUR GRANDFATHER, WHO LIFTED UP THIS SWORD MADE OF PURE AVALON STEEL AND YEAH THE REST IS HISTORY......YOU HAVE EARNED THIS YUGA OR MERLIN".......

Uncle Percy pulled out a very beautiful Dark Blue-Purple sword from a portal of green light like water and handed it to Yuga and the moment Yuga held this sword, this weapon turned into Dark Blue-Purple flames and soaked into Yuga's body........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"I HATE HOW SLY THIS PERCY JACKSON BOY'S WORD TRICKERY IS JUST 'THAT EFFORTLESS' TO CONCEAL HIS HEART'S CRAP AS A SANE AND POST-QUIRK MADDENED HUMAN MINDSET AND ESPECIALLY AS A QUIRK MEDICAL DOCTOR TO HEAR"........

DR. INKO MIDORIYA?????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS POINT MA'AM?????

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CURIOUS ABOUT BOTH "WHAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA MEANT BY THAT TITLE BLURB THING" AND MORE IMPORTANTLY "HOW THE HECK THIS WOMAN HAD TELEPATH COMMUNICATION POWERS NOW"......

--------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

"DID YOU FOOL ANNABETH CHASE WITH YOUR MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BEFORE NOW????? DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN HIDE IT FROM PEOPLE IN THIS GROUP CHAT CONVERSATION OF AUTHENTIC HUMAN SOULS PERSEUS BARTHOLOMEW JACKSON????? I KNOW THAT ANNABETH CHASE'S GREY EYED HUMANITY BEYOND HER INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK IS A TRAGIC SIGN OF A QUIRK THAT GOT BROKEN INTO HUMANITY THROUGH QUIRKSIDE PARADOX TRAUMA IN HER AMY WHITEWATER AKA MINERVA CRAP AS A MIND MELDING CHILD AFTER ALL, SO HOW LONG DID YOU TRICK HER BEFORE SHE CAUGHT YOU IF SHE DID CATCH YOU????? I AM NOTHING BUT EVERYTHING LIKE 'THE MINERVA QUIRK' IN MY PERSONALITY THAT'S HUMAN AND POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE BECAUSE MY INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK AT BIRTH WAS EMOTIONLESS AND SPIRITUALLY SOULLESS INCARNATE, WHILE BEING A OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER GIRL AND LATER WOMAN OF ALL HUMAN MORALITY AND LIVING HUMAN MORTALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS, SO ARE YOU A THREAT TO ME, MY HUSBAND, MY FIRSTBORN AND SICKLY ALKALINE SYNDROMED CHILD IZUKU, AND MY ENTIRE MORTAL BLOODLINE PERSEUS BARTHOLOMEW JACKSON?".......

*NERVOUS GULPING IN TERROR*......

HOW DID THIS LADY KNOW PERCY'S MIDDLE NAME LIKE THAT FUCK?????

THIS IS A TERRIFYING LADY BUT SHE HAD A GENUINE REASON TO THREATEN PERCY IN PARTICULAR IF SHE BELIEVED THAT HE HAD "ISSUES" THAT WOULD MAKE HER ENTIRE FAMILY SHITSTORM GET TOSSED INTO DANGER HOLY FUCK........

ESPECIALLY HER FIRSTBORN SON HOLY SHIT.......

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE "SACRIFICE CHICKENS OR SOMETHING" TO A WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBER OR OLYMPUS SHITSTORM CRAP OR THE PAGAN MAFIA OR BY ANY OTHER VARIETIES OF "PHRASING IT".......

OF COURSE THIS WOMAN IS NOT GOING TO REVEAL HER AUTHENTIC "SHIT" IF SHE HAD TO PROTECT HER FAMILY SHITSTORM FROM "DIPSHITS, LIKE MOST WHITEWATER CRAP AS IT WERE"......

*SLY AND EXTREMELY IRRITATED CHUCKLING FROM THIS DOCTOR LADY IN PERCY'S SOUL*.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T GET THAT 'TITLE BLURB' THAT PERCY JACKSON WAS REACTING TO, PROBABLY A QUIRK MADDENED PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING LADY, HAD TO THREATEN PERCY JACKSON THE INSTANT DR. INKO MIDORIYA EVEN SO MUCH AS 'IMPLIED' THAT PERCY JACKSON WAS FUCKING INSANE FROM QUIRK MADNESS DAMNIT"........

ACCURATE SHIT MORAI SISTERS......

PERCY, THALIA LOVED YOU LIKE A COUSIN BUT DAMNIT YOU NEED TO STOP CONFLATING YOUR ENTIRE CLUNKED WAY OF TALKING ABOUT PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER DUMBASSERY THAT'S MOSTLY INSANE IN INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRKS.......

BECAUSE YOU MADE DR. INKO MIDORIYA HIGHLY SUS ABOUT YOUR SHIT AND ESPECIALLY MADE A POSSIBILITY DESPERATE AND MAYBE INSANE PANTHEON REGIS QUIRK WELDER WOMAN IN A GODDAMN JAPANESE CULTURED PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORM THAT HAD A SON THAT SHE WAS GOING TO RIP YOU A BRAND NEW ASSHOLE TO PROTECT HER SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY HER FIRSTBORN SON FROM THE DICKERY OF THE INSANE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PERCY........

STOP BEING SO CLUNKED IN WORDS PERCY......

BECAUSE DR. INKO MIDORIYA BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE FUCKING LYING YOUR ASS OFF EFFORTLESSLY BECAUSE THIS IS A QUIRK MEDICAL DOCTOR THAT KNEW "DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT" AND "SANE HUMAN MINDSET CRAP" BECAUSE SHE GOT HER DOCTORATES IN LIKE "7 DEGREES" IN QUIRK SCIENCE PERCY.....

SERIOUSLY NAME YOUR QUIRK OFFICIALLY, BECAUSE YOU NEVER DID THAT IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT, IN CLUNKED LOGIC THAT "WELL IT'S NOT A TOY, IF YOU NAME IT, SOMETHING MIGHT EMERGE AND BREAK YOU DOWN, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE BECAUSE YA KNOW 'DUH' GUYS" PERCY......

WITH THE KNOWLEDGE YOU HAD ABOUT QUIRK STUFF BACK IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA, IE. NOTHING, THAT'S A VERY POWERFUL JUSTIFICATION TO AVOID NAMING THAT NAMELESS QUIRK PERCY.....

HOWEVER THE SCIENCE IS BEHIND A QUIRK NAME IS PRETTY SOLID NOWADAYS, YOU HAVE TO NAME IT.....

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE CHUCKLING IN A SLY AND EXTREMELY IRRITATED AMUSEMENT IN THE GROUP CHAT.......

--------------------------------------Percy POV------------------------

"BE CREATIVE LITTLE SLIVER-TONGUED BOY.......WHAT'S 'HUMAN' AND 'SANE' IN MY SOUL, IS 'INHUMANE' AND 'INSANE' IN YOURS PERSEUS BARTHOLOMEW JACKSON......EYES, THEY WERE THE GATES OF THE SOUL, ESPECIALLY IN QUIRKS BOY.......THAT QUIRK OF YOUR'S, IT'S EYES ARE 'FATHER'S MADNESS' AS IT WOULD BE, YOU DELUDED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER BOY......FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I MADE BOOFINITE AND THE BOOF POWER POTENTIAL PHENOMENA FOR ANY BORN SAPIENT BEINGS LIKE HUMANITY THAT HAD ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS IE. AUTISM, ADHD, DYSLEXIA, AND DYSPRAXIA PERCY JACKSON......I AM THE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER WOMAN BY MARRIAGE, OF HUMAN MORALITY IN PARTICULAR, I CAN MAKE QUIRKS HUMANLY SPIRITED AND TRULY BENEVOLENT BY HAVING SAID QUIRKS BE FORCED TO 'REWARD HUMAN SOULED MORALITY AND HUMAN PERSPECTIVE BEYOND IT' TO FILTER OUT INHUMAN MANNERISMS IN QUIRK INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT PERMANENTLY......ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS 'HAVE FUN, WITH BORN SAPIENT ARTISTIC EXPRESSION AND MEDIUMS, VIDEOGAMES, BOOKS, AND OTHER STUFF'.....OH YEAH, 'CENSORED QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY' OR 'SANE RELIGIOUS TEXTS' DO NOT COUNT ON THIS TOPIC PERSEUS BARTHOLOMEW JACKSON....THEY BE NO POWER FOUND IN YOUR AUTHENTIC TESTAMENT IN YOUR HONESTY IN YOUR DELUDED WRITINGS EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE A LITTLE SNEAKY LIER IN SPOKEN WORDS THAT MAY TRICK MOST PEOPLE BUT NOT ME CHILD"......

*TERRIFIED AND EXTREMELY SHAKY BREATHING*.....

Percy Jackson immediately warped away with his new powers from his goofy and unintentionally creepy Nephew Merlin's bedroom and found himself in his OWN DORM ROOM in this beautiful and bizarre enchanted Dormitory building that this Adonai Guy built supernaturally fast and enchanted it to high heck to make EVERY ROOM, into a portal into A DIFFERENT PLANET THAT WAS CUSTOM FOR YOUR ENTIRE SOUL'S SHIT or just A REGULAR OL' DORM ROOM, BUT CUSTOM FOR THE PERSON'S AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY.......

Percy Jackson had a bunch of fun skateboards, cool band merch, and other stuff in his "ROOM MODE" of his own soul........

Oddly enough, there was NO SEA IMAGERY in this enchanted Dorm Room like Percy expected for his entire genetics after all......

Percy calmed his panicked breathing......

Then, Percy felt his body getting that belly fever that made him feel extremely bashful and also extremely horny zooted for some reason constantly........

Percy scratched his heated stomach and tried to focus on JUST ANNABETH, HIS GIRLFRIEND, but of course his brains kept daydreaming of SEDUCTION OF EVERY GIRL, REGARDLESS OF CONTEXT......

Percy cried in guilt, whispered for his brain to NOT BE A ASSHOLE TOWARDS ANNABETH'S SOUL like that, but damnit something in his stomach was "ANNOYED" for some unknown reason........

Percy wiped his sweaty palms on his pants, sat down on the ground in front of a TV in this room, saw a cool Video Game emulator for like EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME IN EXISTENCE that popped up on the TV, and Percy Jackson while kinda horny zooted and probably extremely nasty in his horny appetites, played "Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess", because it was cool in design and more importantly, HAD WOLF TRANSFORMATION CRAP as a core game mechanic that made whatever was happening in his stomach "HUM AND GROWL, HAPPILY".......

------------------9 Hours Later----------------------

9AM......

Percy Jackson was just goofing off, playing "Sonic Unleashed" for 4 hours straight now after he played Twilight Princess for 5 Hours, having fun with his games that was making him extremely hard in his dick and making him soak his pants with a constant "Drool" of Horny Fun as his entire body was heated and happy........

Adonai or A LEGIT GOD HERE, whispered softly and extremely awkwardly in his mind powers towards Percy......

"PERCY, ALL YOU ARE BLASTING YOUR ENTIRE INCREASINGLY MORE HUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK THAT DIDN'T HAVE A NAME YET WITH, IS 'FLUFFY LOVE' THAT DIDN'T COME FROM IT ORIGINALLY PERCY.......DON'T WORRY, THIS CONVERSATION IS PRIVATE BUT YOU ARE UNINTENTIONALLY MAKING YOUR APHRODISIAC QUIRK AMONG OTHER THINGS, IN IT'S FORNICATION SIN STUFF THAT YOU WERE RESISTING SO MUCH IT MADE TRUE DIVINITY SING, GET 'IDEAS' ABOUT ALL THAT 'FLUFFY LOVE' THAT YOU WERE BLASTING IT WITH HERE PERCY......ALL YOU'RE ACTUALLY AFFIRMING IN YOUR DUMMY QUIRK'S SOUL IS LITERALLY JUST 'PERVERT PERCY, THAT'S ACTUALLY STARTING TO SOUND APPEALING' IN IT'S RUDE BUT GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE HUMANLY SPIRITED IN IT'S SOUL PERCY........GOODNESS, YOU ARE UNINTENTIONALLY DROOLING HEAVILY IN YOUR LOINS AND YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW.......REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE HUMAN AND NOT A LESSER SAPIENT QUIRKED ANIMAL AND ESPECIALLY NOT A QUIRKLESS AND NONSAPIENT ANIMAL PERCY.......FORTUNATELY PEOPLE LEARNED SOME HEARTACHE, ESPECIALLY ANNABETH BUT AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T BOTHERING YOU WITH IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU NEED SOME TIME TO GOOF OFF AND HAVE SOME FUN.......IF YOU CAN RESIST YOURSELF, TRY INDULGING IN A GAME OR SHOW THAT'S NOT 'FURRED AND FLUFFED' FOR A BIT PERCY"......

Then Adonai's presence left but his stuff was still lingering in it's soothing aura........

Instead of doing what he was told, Percy immediately saved his game, turned on BEASTARS, OR THAT ANIMAL THEMED SHOW as a Anime, and continued getting extremely hard in his dick, drooling heavily in said dick, and his entire body feeling like he was getting extremely itchy fleas like "FILTHY ANIMAL"......

------------3 Hours Later----------------------

12PM........

Percy Jackson was just extremely quiet, trying to find some more "ANIMAL THEMED SHOWS OR GAMES" to watch or play after watching Beastars for a few hours now, but a very goofy and slightly scolding "PARENTAL CONTROL LOCK MESSAGE" from whatever was happening in this special TV that said as follows......

"SORRY KIDDO, YOUR FLESH, UNHOLY, AND SOUL BOOF POWER THEME SETS ARE ALREADY DONE AND STUFFED WITH YOUR ENTIRE FRISKINESS THAT SCANDALIZED YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR GOOD REASON BECAUSE ANNABETH DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT EXTREMELY POWERFUL HUMAN DETAIL ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE CHARACTER PERCY"........

Percy cried in a very annoyed and heated way that wanted "MORE FURRY SEXY TIMES" in a very odd phrasing from something inside his stomach somehow.......

-------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------

Annabeth Chase was blushing deeply in scandalized bashful crap, like everyone else due to "PERCY JACKSON HUMANITY DEET IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS" that was literally JUST HUMAN SHIT, BEYOND A INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK THAT WAS QUICKLY MORPHING INTO PERCY'S HUMAN SOUL AND BECOMING HUMANLY SPIRITED IN EXECUTION.........

IN THIS NEW "CRAP" REGARDING QUIRKS THAT ONLY HAPPENED 15-16 YEARS AGO NOW BUT SPREAD OUT TO "UNIVERSAL QUIRKED HUMANITY", THE BOOF POTENTIAL PHENOMENA HAD THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES.......

1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT

2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW

3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE

4. FLESH/BODY/VICE

5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY

6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER

7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL

8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON

PERCY'S ENTIRE CRAP THAT'S FROM BOOF POWER BUFFING, WAS "KINKY FURRY BOI CRAP" DAMNIT......

THIS IS PERCY'S HUMANITY BEYOND HIS DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK CRAP DAMNIT.......

IT'S VERY FITTING THAT "LEGIT GOD" WOULD MAKE "LEGEND OF ZELDA GAMES, SOUL CRAP", "SONIC GAMES (ESPECIALLY SONIC UNLEASHED GAME THAT HAD WEREWOLVERY TYPE CRAP AS A CORE FUNCTION), FLESH CRAP", AND ESPECIALLY "BEASTARS ANIME, UNHOLY CRAP" DUE TO THE ENTIRE CRAP THAT'S IS "BEASTIALITY IS A SEXUAL ABOMINATION UNTO ME" IN THE SHIT REGARDING HUMANITY AND ANIMALS DUE TO "EWW".......

YOU GOT YOUR ENTIRE "HUMANITY PORNO CRAP" PERCY, ESPECIALLY IN BEASTARS ANIME FOR FUCKS SAKE......

IT'S LIKE YOU SAW TWILIGHT PRINCESS GAME AS CUTE, GOT UNINTENTIONALLY KINKED OUT, TRIED TO DISTRACT YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING LIKE SONIC BUT CHOSEN THE MOST "KINKED OPTION" IN YOUR GODDAMN HUMANITY BEYOND YOUR UNNAMED QUIRK'S POWERS, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DEVOLVED INTO "QUIRKED ANIMAL PORN, IN A MODERN DAY CONTEXT" FUCK........

YOU ARE A APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER KID PERCY......

A GOOD PERSON, THAT WASN'T "A ROMANTIC ASSHOLE IN A RELATIONSHIP" IF YOU WERE APPARENTLY "CONSTANTLY HORNY AND PROMISCUOUS IN SAID QUIRK INSTINCT" BUT SHOOED THIS INHUMAN SHIT BECAUSE THAT WASN'T "YOU" PERCY.......

YOUR QUIRK WAS A PROMISCUOUS LITTLE ASSHOLE, BUT NOT A KINKY FURRY BOI ABOUT IT.......

ALL YOU UNINTENTIONALLY REVEALED ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE HUMANITY RIGHT NOW IS "ROMANTICALLY LOYAL BUT EXTREMELY PERVERTED, THAT'S HIGHLY SEXUALLY MOTIVATED" PERCY........

THANK GOD THAT "ADONAI PARENTAL CONTROL LOCK" ON "EXTREME PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT, FOR A TEENAGE BOY THAT'S UNDER 18 YEARS OLD IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY" STOPPED YOUR ENTIRE "BINGE" EVEN THOUGH AS A APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER KID, YOU CAN'T BE PHYSICALLY TRAUMATIZED OR ADDICTED TO YOUR ENTIRE QUIRK'S POWERS, ESPECIALLY IN A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK PERCY.........

NOBODY IS BOTHERING YOU UNTIL YOU GET YOUR QUIRK'S STUFF FULLY HALLOWED AND COMPLETELY HUMANLY SPIRITED PERMANENTLY PERCY.......

DR. INKO MIDORIYA IMMEDIATELY DETECTED YOUR ENTIRE "WORD TRICKERY" AND HAD ZERO TOLERANCE FOR IT, THREATENING NOT "YOU, THE HUMAN WELDER" BUT RATHER "UNNAMED QUIRK BULLSHIT TRAUMA" PERCY........

ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR PERCY BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE FOR GOOD REASON........

------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

Percy Jackson was crying, wanting to cup a feel on some boobs, and gently get "FLUFFY BABIES" with "GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENA" even though he didn't know where this shit or terminology was coming from fuck.......

EJACULATION IS SO SOOTHING, IT MADE PERCY FEEL GOOD........

Adonai's Voice spoke with a awkward and kinda clunky tone in Percy's Soul with his powers as a God after all.......

"FORTUNATELY THIS CONVERSATION IS PRIVATE LIKE BEFORE BUT, TRY WATCHING STEVEN UNIVERSE LORE, TRY TO THINK ABOUT STUFF THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FRISKY IF YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS NOWADAYS".......

PERCY WANTED TO BANG ANNABETH A LOT TODAY......

WHERE IS SHE?????

CAN PERCY HAVE ANNABETH WEAR HIS OWN SWEATY CLOTHES FOR A BIT??????

*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM ADONAI IN PERCY'S SOUL FOR SOME REASON*.......

Adonai tenderly and awkwardly scolded Percy like a very soothing dad to a very naughty and slightly playful boy that wasn't up to good but didn't know better about it.......

"NOW PERCY, I KNOW IT'S PRETTY HARD FOR YOU TO CONCENTRATE ON STUFF BEYOND YOUR HORNY ZOOTED STUFF AT THE MOMENT BUT, THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY, IN STEVEN UNIVERSE LORE, IT'S ACTUALLY A GENUINELY WHOLESOME LOVE STORY BETWEEN STEVEN, A HALF-BLOOD BOY IN THE MOST POWERFUL WAY POSSIBLE, AND CONNIE, A SMART INCREDIBLE GIRL WHO ACTUALLY USED A SWORD LIKE YOU DO PERCY.......YOU GOT LUST DOWN PAT NOWADAYS, NOW FIGURE OUT WHAT TRUE ROMANCE AND DEVOTED SPIRITUAL LOYALTY IS WITHOUT UNINTENTIONALLY HURTING YOURSELF IN YOUR LOGIC PERCY"..........

THAT KID'S SHOW TALKS ABOUT HALF-BLOODS, REAL DEMIGODS AND DEMIGODDESSES????

Percy looked up Steven Universe and started to watch it.......

-------------------9 Hours Later----------------------

9PM........

Percy Jackson was just crying in joy and bittersweet sorrow when he FINISHED STEVEN UNIVERSE, STEVEN UNIVERSE: MOVIE, AND STEVEN UNIVERSE: FUTURE........

IF DIAMOND GEMS WERE REAL, THEY WOULD TECHNICALLY BE LIKE "GODDESSES" DUE TO SHEER POWER SCALE IN RELATION TO THEIR SUBJECTS.....

GOD WHY DID STEVEN UNIVERSE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THAT BULLSHIT IN A NEAR IDENTICAL WAY TO "PERCY'S CRAP, WITH THE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM" BUT FROM HIS OWN MYTHOLOGY FAMILY SHITSTORM AND DEALING WITH HIS "ANNABETH" OR YA KNOW CONNIE MAHESWARAN HAVING TO DEAL WITH THEIR OWN VERSION OF "TARTARUS" IN THIS "GEM MYTHOLOGY SHITSTORM" FUCK???????

EVEN THE AGE OF STEVEN WHENEVER HE "UNLOCKED HIS GEM POWERS/DEMIGOD SHIT" FROM HIS MOTHER WAS EERIE AS FUCK.......

12......

GOD.......

STEVEN UNIVERSE WAS A BABY.......

CONNIE MAHESWARAN WAS A BABY.......

Percy Jackson looked at his hands, curled up in a ball, and screamed in a anguished and emotionally pained way......

"I WAS FUCKING 12!!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A KIDDO, DOING KID THINGS!!!!!! KIDDO PERCY JACKSON DIDN'T DESERVE THAT, KIDDO ANNABETH CHASE DEFINITELY DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!!!!!!! WE'RE WERE 12 YEARS OLD DAMNIT!"........

*HEARTBROKEN SOBBING FROM EVERY SINGLE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM DUMBASS AND ESPECIALLY PERCY'S SHITTY FATHER IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......

-----------------------------------Inko POV-----------------------

"YEAH, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HAD YOU WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE LORE PERCY, BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SEE THE HORROR OF YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD BACKGROUND, IN A WAY THAT YOU COULD UNDERSTAND AS 'HORROR' BECAUSE IT WASN'T 'YOUR STORYLINE, THAT YOU COULD GET NOSTALGIC FOR' IT WAS 'A CHARACTER, LIKE YOU, IN THE MOST POWERFULLY HUMAN AND RAW INTERPRETATION OF IT' PERCY JACKSON"........

YEAH......

THIS IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE "UNINTENTIONALLY GAINING HUMANITY" IN PERCY JACKSON FOR GOOD REASON.......

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SANE HUMAN MINDSETS, ESPECIALLY ANNABETH CHASE, SAW THIS GODDAMN WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM STORY THAT YOU WROTE DOWN, BUT IN A VERY UNINTENTIONALLY CENSORED AND HEARTBREAKINGLY DELUSIONAL DELIVERY OF SAID SHIT CHILD.......

YOU WERE 12.......

WHY LUKE CASTELLAN, THAT RAT BASTARD OF A HUMAN MAN THAT WAS 19 YEARS OLD AND DEFINITELY SANE AS FUCK OR AT LEAST LUCID IN EXECUTION OF HIS OWN QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT, SAW YOUR SHIT, AND ABUSED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU FOR YEARS BEFORE YOU ALLOWED THAT MAN TO KILL HIMSELF TO STOP A DIPSHIT THAT IS "COMING BACK, BEEN BACK FOR 15 YEARS IN THE BACKGROUND, AND HAD TO DEAL WITH YUGA AOYAMA GAINING SO MUCH GODDAMN SHIT IN HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY BORN 'MODERN YOU' BUT WEAK AS SHIT AS A CHILD" PERSEUS BARTHOLOMEW JACKSON......

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR PERCY JACKSON BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CRYING IN UNDERSTANDABLE REMORSE........

------------------------------------Yuga POV----------------------

"HEHEHE, I WILL STR-"......

Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin DID NOT LET THE MORIA KING'S DICKERY FINISH THAT THOUGHT BY APPEARING IN FRONT OF KENT WHITEWATER AKA KRONOS/SATURN.......

The Moria King was EXTREMELY SCARED as Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin immediately SUMMONED ALL THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM that he had access to ie. The Archaic/Original Spirit Sigil System and The Whitewater Family Spirit Sigil System, and especially The Avalon Spirit Sigil System of Yuga's Own Soul, Aimed this entire crap at POINT-BLANK RANGE, at this Man's face with black hair and those eyes of gold that made Uncle Percy suffer for years damnit.........

Yuga Aoyama spoke sternly towards The Moria Dipshit.......

"HI GREAT GRANDPA, YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FATHER OR GRANDFATHER TO THE HOUSE OF POSEIDON IF THAT'S WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN MADNESS".......

With a blinding Rainbow light, The Moria King immediately howled in agony as all The Moria Forces, except for immortal Moria King, ALL DIED in this basement shithole of a Moria Base somewhere........

When The Light Dimmed to a regular level, a very skeletally built man, a hollow husk of a Human Man, holding a beautiful barrier that defended himself and his oh so precious Scythe weapon of terror, was covered in his own piss and shit....

Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin DID NOT STOP, chasing after The Moria King's flight of terror for 7 minutes of horror for The Moria King across the globe with Warping and Supersonic Flying, and whenever Yuga caught this Dipshit again, The Evedon Crown appeared on Yuga's Head, but Yuga had ZERO MERCY as he blasted this man with EVERY LOVECRAFT SPIRIT SIGIL, ARCHAIC OCEANIC SPIRIT SIGIL, POSEIDON/ATLANTIS SPIRIT SIGIL, AND AVALON SPIRIT SIGIL AT POINT-BLANK RANGE.........

A scream of painful agony from The Moria King immediately rang out and finally this evil dickery of a man melted into gross ocean slime that Yuga further blasted with all The Avalon Spirit Sigil System bullshit again to FINISH THE GODDAMN JOB.....

------------------------------------Percy POV---------------------

"DON'T TICKLE A SLEEPING LEVIATHAN"......

*NERVOUS GULPING AND LAUGHING IN FEAR*........

THANK GOD THAT ADONAI MANAGED TO REIGN IN MERLIN'S SHIT TO THE POINT WHERE HE DIDN'T UNINTENTIONALLY DESTROY THE ENTIRETY OF ASIA AND ESPECIALLY JAPAN IN HIS PISSY SHIT FIT REGARDING "LEARNING PERCY'S DEMIGOD CRAP, REGARDING THE MORIA DICKWIPE/THE KRON FUCK" LIKE THAT HOLY CRAP........

APPARENTLY THERE'S A FUCKTON OF RANDOM "VILLAIN MEMES" ON THE INTERNET THAT DEPICT A POOR VILLAIN GOON IN A THEORETICAL INTERVIEW WITH A FELLOW GOON THAT WAS INTERVIEWING HIM, ABOUT "FIGHTING AGAINST MERLIN" AND SAID GOON BEING INTERVIEWED CRYING, BITCHSLAPPING, AND TELLING THE OTHER GOON SHIT LIKE THIS ABOUT MERLIN'S ENTIRE CRAP.......

"NEVER PUT THIS RANDOM TWINK CHILD IN ACCESS TO NUKES WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION, BECAUSE HE IS THE NUKE CONSTANTLY!"........

"THERE BE NO WAY TO CONVINCE THIS STAR SEA ENCHANTER TWINK BOI TO BE SUBTLE REGARDING A FIGHT!".....

"WHEN YOU SEE THOSE MILLIONS OF TINY BLUE SPIRIT SIGILS AIMED AT YOUR ENTIRE SHIT, JUST LET IT HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GONNA CHANGE THE OUTCOME!"........

"I SAW MY BOI LENNIE TRY TO ATTACK THAT DAMN BIRD OF THAT TINY GRUBBY TWINK BOI, BRO, HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE FROM ADAM TO THE REAL JUDGEMENT HOUR FELT THAT SHIT IN THEIR SOULS!".......

"I SAW MY BOI LENNIE TRY TO ROB A GUY FOR CASH, WHENEVER ZILLIONS OF TINY BLUE SPIRIT SIGILS APPEARED BEHIND HIM, HE EVICTED HIS SOUL FROM HIS BOWELS RIGHT THEN AND THERE MY DUDE!"........

"I SAW MY BOI LENNIE TRY TO DRUNKENLY HARASS A LADY AT NIGHT, HE THOUGHT HE WAS SEEING STARTS, BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY MEETING TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF IN A FEW MICROSECONDS!".......

PERCY FELT HORRIBLE FOR THAT RANDOM "HYPOTHETICAL LENNIE" IN THESE MEMES FUCK.....

LIKE DUDE, YOU'RE A MAGE GOD NEPHEW MERLIN......

YOU GOTTA GO SOFT ON "THE LENNIES" IN YOUR LIFE MERLIN.......

PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE FOR GOOD REASON........

-------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------

"DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY HERE, CORRECT PERCY JACKSON".........

IS THE MORIA KING'S DICKERY DEAD OR NOT??????

BECAUSE YUGA AOYAMA AKA MERLIN HAD NO QUIRK CONDITIONS TO LIMIT HIS ENTIRE SHIT.......

PROBABLY NOT IF JEHOVAH HIMSELF HAD TO RESURRECT PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD TO SOLVE THIS DAMN ISSUE ONCE AND FOR GOOD.......

ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE GRUMBLING IN ANNOYED ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND SOLIDARITY WITH HER CRAP.........

----------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

--------------4 Hours Later----------------------

1AM.......

ON AUGUST 16TH........

Percy Jackson was sleeping in his bed........

However, Percy felt his body jerk himself to wake up after a very goofy and dorky sexual dream with Annabeth...

Despite being so tired, Percy sat down in front of his TV, put on something ABOUT MAGIC or something, which hilariously popped up something called OVERLORD as a Anime.......

Of course, this Anime is something that Percy actually ALREADY SEEN BEFORE but could appreciate it in a NEW CONTEXT to like FIGURE OUT HOW MERLIN'S ENTIRE LOGIC WORKED.......

----------------------7 Hours Later----------------------

8AM........

Percy Jackson was COMPLETELY FASCINATED with how, completely unintentionally from a random Anime, somehow replicated THE ARCHAIC GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM in The Undead Lich King Dude from The Overlord Anime being THAT OVERPOWERED and quite honestly THAT CAUTIOUS AND SNEAKY, like Nephew Merlin's entire character fuck.......

Something like "A TERROR/SOUL GUILT" got lifted off Percy's Soul and Logic somehow.........

A very stormy, salty, prickly, grumpy, grumbling, destructive, sneaky, and secretive mindset flickered and then permanently settled into Percy's soul for some unknown reason........

Percy felt his belly pulse horny zooted goofs again that was so powerful but oddly enough, it was more of "A BATTLE TACTIC" thing right now to MAKE A MINION.......

WEIRD, WHY IS PERCY'S SOUL SO WEIRD RIGHT NOW?????

Adonai tenderly and soothingly whispered in Percy's soul.......

"SUCH A GRIM POWER YOU NOW HAVE PERCY.....FORTUNATELY NOBODY IS HEARING THIS CONVERSATION WITH ME RIGHT NOW BUT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, WHENEVER A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK THAT HAD OCEAN/ENCHANTER QUIRK STUFF BEFORE THE PERSON 'GAINED HUMANITY', THAT QUIRK WOULD AUTOMATICALLY BECOME A TRICKSTER/SHADOW/BLOOD-BASED/ECHOLOCATION QUIRK TOO........YOU ARE BARELY PUSHING YOURSELF TO BE MORE THEN YOUR INGRAINED INSTINCTS PERCY BUT THIS IS PRECISELY WHY BOOFS EXIST.......NOW THAT YOU GOT SOME STUFF STABILIZED, TRY WATCHING BEN 10 SHOW LORE, ESPECIALLY THE BEN 10 CLASSIC VERSION PERCY".......

NOW EVEN THOUGH PERCY JACKSON NEVER SEEN "BEN 10 CLASSIC", HE KNEW THAT SHOW HAD A GODDAMN 10 YEAR OLD BOY AS A PROTAGONIST DAMNIT...

THAT'S WORSE THEN THE STEVEN UNIVERSE LORE CRAP REGARDING THE WHOLE AGE DYNAMIC ISSUE FUCK.......

Suddenly a powerful readout blasted Percy's Soul......

1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT: STEVEN UNIVERSE (TRUE HERO MORALITY SYNCHRONY/GRAND GEMSTONE SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND DIAMOND AUTHORITY GRANTED/GRAND DIAMOND MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW

3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE: LEGEND OF ZELDA (TWILIGHT PRINCESS HEAVY LEAN/GRAND HYRULIAN SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND HYRULE MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

4. FLESH/BODY/VICE: SONIC (SONIC UNLEASHED HEAVY LEAN/GRAND SEGA BEAST SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND SEGA BEAST-MASTER MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY: OVERLORD ANIME AND MANGA (TRUE FAMILY MEMBER EMPATHY SYNCHRONY/GRAND LEVIATHAN SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND AVALON SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND ATLANTIS SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND NAZARICK SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND NAZARICK LICH MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND LEVIATHAN MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ARTHURIAN MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ATLANTIS MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER

7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL

8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON: BEASTARS ANIME AND MANGA (UNINTENTIONAL SEXUAL ABOMINATION LOGIC STUMBLE, PERMANENTLY RESOLVED/LOGIC HEALTHILY FIXED/CHANNELED IN A HEALTHY WAY FOR A BORN SAPIENT BEING MINDSET PERMANENTLY/GRAND BEASTAR AUTHORITY BESTOWING ABILITY GRANTED/GRAND BEASTARS SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND BEAST-MASTER MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

Percy watched Ben 10 Classic even though he was already going into it pissed off due to "10 YEAR OLD BOY SHIT GETTING BULLSHIT TRAUMA" damnit........

---------------12 Hours Later----------------------

8PM........

Percy Jackson had watched "Ben 10 Classic" for a few hours before he got too pissed off due to "CHILD HERO ABUSE" fuck, got his shit decompressed by EVERY STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE, ESPECIALLY PRINCESS MONONOKE (which made something like "True God" sing due to "Holy Happiness Vibe" in Percy's Soul due to Studio Ghibli being "Childhood Euphoria Incarnate For Percy Jackson" which was pretty odd phrasing actually but it was nice) for a few hours, and finally to like solidify a grim perspective of "Wicked Behavior Shit" in Percy's Soul or whatever, Percy played The Persona 5 Video Game due to the grim fact that the characters were like MAKING PEOPLE, SHITTY PEOPLE BUT STILL PEOPLE, CONFESS CRIMES BUT COMPLETELY IN A SPIRITUALLY UNETHICAL WAY FUCK for the rest of that time........

*FULLY HALLOWED GLORY STATUS UNLOCKING AND FULL HALLOWED GLORY COMPLETION ROARING NOISE*........

*AWKWARDLY PANICKED AND EXTREMELY BAMBOOZLED VIBES FROM "INTERNAL POWER" IN PERCY'S SOUL FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASONING*......

A very Powerful Readout blasted into Percy's Brains that said as follows and only disappeared completely whenever Percy fully understood the deets here......

1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT: STEVEN UNIVERSE (TRUE HERO MORALITY SYNCHRONY/GRAND GEMSTONE SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND DIAMOND AUTHORITY GRANTED/GRAND DIAMOND MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW: PERSONA VIDEO GAME LORE (PERSONA 5 HEAVY LEAN/HEALTHY WITCHCRAFT TERMINOLOGY AND EXECUTION OF ENCHANTER QUIRK ABILITIES REVILING OR AVERSION PERMANENTLY ESTABLISHED/ENCHANTER QUIRK MORALITY AND LIVING ETHICAL CODING PERMANENTLY LEARNED/GRAND PERSONA SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND MEMENTOS SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/YAHWEH MASTER CONTROL KEY GRANTED FOR ARCHAIC GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM INCLUDING INFERNAL BRANCH KEY/GRAND PERSONA MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND MEMENTOS MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/TRUE GRAND ARCHAIC MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE: LEGEND OF ZELDA (TWILIGHT PRINCESS HEAVY LEAN/GRAND HYRULIAN SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND HYRULE MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

4. FLESH/BODY/VICE: SONIC (SONIC UNLEASHED HEAVY LEAN/GRAND SEGA BEAST SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND SEGA BEAST-MASTER MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY: OVERLORD ANIME AND MANGA (TRUE FAMILY MEMBER EMPATHY SYNCHRONY/GRAND LEVIATHAN SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND AVALON SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND ATLANTIS SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND NAZARICK SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND NAZARICK LICH MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND LEVIATHAN MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ARTHURIAN MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ATLANTIS MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER: BEN 10 SHOW LORE (BEN 10 CLASSIC HEAVY LEAN/HEALTHY CHILDHOOD ABUSE DEFENSE MECHANICS ESTABLISHED/GRAND XENOMORPH SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND OMNITRIX MASTER CONTROL KEY GRANTED/GRAND ALIEN MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL: STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE LORE (PRINCESS MONONOKE HEAVY LEAN/CHILDHOOD EUPHORIA INCARNATE MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDING AND PHYSIOLOGICAL PROTECTION REGARDING "MADLAD SOUL MEMORIES"/GRAND GHIBLI SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND RENKINSAIGAI OR ALCHEIMIA SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND HEPHAESTUS OR RENKINKAJIYA SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND VESSEL OR SKAFOS SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/MIDORIYA FAMILY ALLIANCE SOLIDIFIED/GRAND GHIBLI MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ALCHEMY CALAMITY MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ALCHEMY BLACKSMITH MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED/GRAND ALCHEMY HACKER MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON: BEASTARS ANIME AND MANGA (UNINTENTIONAL SEXUAL ABOMINATION LOGIC STUMBLE, PERMANENTLY RESOLVED/LOGIC HEALTHILY FIXED/CHANNELED IN A HEALTHY WAY FOR A BORN SAPIENT BEING MINDSET PERMANENTLY/GRAND BEASTAR AUTHORITY BESTOWING ABILITY GRANTED/GRAND BEASTARS SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM PERMANENT ACCESS AND MASTERY/GRAND BEAST-MASTER MAGE STATUS UNLOCKED)

Percy felt something "SINK IN" regarding "POWER"......

A very clunked and slightly panicked whisper of a Teenage Boy's Voice spoke into Percy's Brains that was clearly like some INTERNAL POWER SOUL CONSCIOUSNESS.......

"BRO PERCY, I DON'T WANT TO PANIC YOU BUT I THINK WE ARE INSANE FROM OUR POWER BULLSHIT OR WHATEVER AS A HALF-BLOOD FUCK.......I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS RANDOM BULLSHIT TRAUMA HAPPENED BRO......LIKE AT FIRST ANYWAY, WHENEVER YOU BLASTED MY MIND WITH HORNY FUN NAUGHTINESS ACCORDING TO YOU AND LIKE TAUGHT ME HOW TO NOT BE A DICKWIPE TO ANNABETH YA KNOW, I WAS LIKE......

"OK THAT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ASSED BULLSHIT, WON'T BE A DICKWIPE TOWARDS ANNABETH'S SOUL OR WHATEVER HOWEVER GEEZ THE HUMAN WELDER BOY IS TOO HORNY ZOOTED IN MOST SITUATIONS TO THE POINT WHERE HE UNINTENTIONALLY BONKED UP BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I GOT THAT SHIT HANDLED"......

THEN WE WATCHED STEVEN UNIVERSE CRAP, BEAUTIFUL ASSED SHIT BUT I ALSO BE LIKE AFTER FINISHING WATCHING ALL THAT BULLSHIT.......

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE FUCK, WE WERE LIKE A LITERAL CHILD WHENEVER WE GOT WRAPPED UP IN THE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM OR SOMETHING, BUT I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO NULLIFY THAT TRAUMA BAGGAGE SOMEHOW BECAUSE LIKE 'NO' BUT ALSO KNOW HOW TO STOP THAT SHIT FROM HAPPENING TO THE HUMAN WELDER BOY AND MYSELF SHIT"......

SO YOU AND I WATCH OVERLORD ANIME CRAP, BADASS SHIT AND EXTREMELY HAPPY DUE TO THE NEPHEW MERLIN BRAIN CONNECTION THINGY IN HIS OWN LOGIC WE BOTH STRUGGLED WITH AT FIRST ANYWAY, SO I BE LIKE LOOKING AT THE BEN 10 SHOW LORE SHIT AND ESPECIALLY THAT GORGEOUS ASSED STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE LORE SHIT AND I BE LIKE......

"PHEW THANK FUCK THAT I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THAT HORRIFIC SITUATION REGARDING OUR FUCKED UP CHILDHOOD BACKGROUND BY MAKING IT BETTER AND DEFINITELY NOT AS TRAUMATIC AS IT WAS BEFORE FUCK"........

SO YOU PLAY PERSONA 5 AND OTHER VIDEO GAMES OF THAT FRANCHISE AND AFTER SEEING ALL THAT CRAP THAT WAS 'MAGIC SHIT, USED INCORRECTLY' I BE LIKE.......

"OKAY, DULY NOTED, THAT'S WACK AND INAPPROPRIATE USE OF POWER EVEN THOUGH THE KIDS THEMSELVES IN SAID CRAP WERE KINDA CLUNKY IN EXECUTION OF THEIR LACK OF ETHICS DUE TO HOW POWERFUL AND BATSHIT THEY WERE THAT DIDN'T REALIZE THAT ISSUE BUT I DID AND PERCY DID SO I DON'T HAVE A ISSUE REGARDING SUCH GAMES BECAUSE IT TAUGHT ME WHAT NOT TO DO WITH IT THROUGH GOOFY CHARACTERS THAT DIDN'T KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT HOW BAD THAT COULD BE INTERPRETED"........

SO WE GET THAT INFORMATION READOUT BLASTING MY BRAINS RIGHT AND A LOT OF SHIT WAS COOL AS FUCK BUT DAMNIT I DO A 'DOUBLE TAKE' ON THAT BEAUTIFUL ASSED 'HOLY POWER THEME SET READOUT' FROM STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE LORE SHIT THAT HAD THIS JARRING THINGY.......

"CHILDHOOD EUPHORIA INCARNATE MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDING AND PHYSIOLOGICAL PROTECTION REGARDING MADLAD SOUL MEMORIES"........

PANICKED I BE LIKE........

"MADLAD SOUL MEMORIES??!!!! WHERE, WHEN??!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!!!!! WHEN DID THIS BEGIN??!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, PERCY DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SO WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?!"......

THUS I AM TALKING TO YOU NOW FUCK.....DAMNIT BRO, I JUST WANTED TO BANG A WHOLE BUNCH, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU FEED MY BRAINS WITH FUNNY STUFF BUT LIKE POLITE STUFF TOWARDS ANNABETH'S SOUL OR WHATEVER EVEN THOUGH YOU UNINTENTIONALLY BONKED UP FOR A HOT MINUTE BUT I FIXED THAT SHIT PERCY.......I JUST WANTED TO BE HORNY WITHOUT UNINTENTIONALLY HURTING PEOPLE WITH UNINTENTIONAL QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION BULLSHIT FUCK.......I WANNA FEEL BETTER, BUT I'M SCARED OF MYSELF MAN, I DON'T WANT TO BE A MONSTER OF A POWER DAMNIT.......DAMNIT I THOUGHT THE ONLY 'KELP HEAD' BE 'YOU' PERCY BUT, I KNOW THAT I AM JUST AS BAD IF NOT WORSE......I-"....

Percy felt his entire dick get drool in horny zooted goofs again damnit and of course his damn Half-Blood Powers as a Demigod Son of Poseidon or something similar chuckled in amusement and hiccupped in a very horny zooted crap inside of Percy's Soul.......

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW DUMMY POWER, IF PERCY IS FUCKING NUTS, THEN YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENED........

*INTERNAL POWER SOUL CONSCIOUSNESS WHINING IN A PISSY AND SLIGHTLY DISOBEDIENT TYPE OF VIBE*......

Annoyingly, Instead of "POWER OBEYING", Percy's Demigod power became MORE HORNY AND PISSY ABOUT SEX even though this wasn't the time for that type of dickery literally......

WAIT A MINUTE......

"OBEDIENCE DOESN'T COME NATURALLY TO YOU"....

POSEIDON WAS, IN HIS CLUNKED WAY, WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMBASS POWER IN PERCY'S BODY AS A HALF-BLOOD DAMNIT......

PERCY WOULD TRY TO FIND ANNABETH SINCE SHE'S SMART AND PROBABLY ABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE SHIT BUT HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT HAVING HIS "SOGGY AND HORNY ZOOTED LEGGY VIBES" UNINTENTIONALLY FREAK HER OUT.......

*AMUSED CHUCKLING FROM ANNABETH'S SOUL TOWARDS PERCY'S SOUL*.........

Thankfully Annabeth Chase, Percy's Girlfriend, warped into Percy's Dorm Room with some new powers, hugged Percy so hard and tightly, cried in joy, and said in a very soothing and oddly cryptic way......

"THANK YOU FOR TRYING TO SHOO HORNY AWAY FROM YOUR LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK RIGHT NOW PERCY BUT, NOOO, YOUR OWN QUIRK'S POWERS ARE TOO UNRULY AND GOOFY NOWADAYS......YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I SEE THOSE TWO BEAUTIFUL EYES OF A HUMAN SOUL CRACK BEYOND THE STUFF OF GREEN HUE PERCY........GOD BLESS, YOU ARE SO SWEATY AND EXHAUSTED LOOKING BUT LIKE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING A GAMER NERD FOR THE MOST PART ANYWAY......ALSO, I LOVE THE WHOLE DECOR THING HAPPENING IN YOUR ROOM NOW, ESPECIALLY THE ORIGINAL CRAP OF THAT SKATEBOARD STUFF PERCY"..........

Percy gasped in awe as he saw his entire room, wall-to-wall bonkers with all kinds of stuff that looked like a cool Man Cave of a "Skateboarder Sea Mage King" that was so much bigger, grander, studded with gems on the walls and roof that were jagged and of multiple colors, a cool staff that was literally just "Nazarick King Staff" in The Overlord Anime in the background, and other stuff that resembled Merlin's entire Room in Heights Alliance during "ROOM MODE" but unlike the more mossy, fungal, and with those glowing neon blue styling stuff in Nephew Merlin's bedroom, Percy's Shit in his "ROOM MODE", had this Cobblestone, Regal, and more like Uncle Hades, if said God was a Teenage Skater and Ruled The Seas instead of The Underworld basically........

Annabeth kissed Percy on the cheek and told him to TAKE A SHOWER AND THEN GO TO FUCKING SLEEP......

Annabeth warped away.......

Percy Jackson did as Annabeth told him........

Chapter Text

9AM.......

ON AUGUST 17TH........

Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin was training or whatever, wearing a new Pro Heroic Costume thing that looked like a Suit of Armor still like before but it was made of Dark Blue-Purple Avalon Steel, no cape (due to a odd Dawn of Quirks Era Meme that the Old-Timers kept saying about it), no red visor anymore, The Glowing Neon Blue Spirit Sigil of Yuga's Own Soul on his Breastplate of his armor, and annoyingly that mysterious and powerful Evedon Crown that was on his head that he still NEVER REMOVED ever since The Sports Festival fuck.......

Yuga's Albatross Familiar, Umidori was hanging out on top of a nearby boulder in The Forest Battlefield Zone in U.A. High School Property, whenever this random dude, a clear villain dickery of sorts but despite this Man's Gothic but extremely tragic vibe of his mostly burned body and clothing, this dude was geeking out in excitement.....

Of course, a guarded Aizawa Sensei erased this Mystery Man's Quirk, asked this guy what he was doing here and more importantly how he managed to sneak into U.A. High School Property without tripping alarms, and this Mysterious Villain Dude spoke with a very excited and polite voice as a response to Aizawa Sensei....

"ERASERHEAD BRO, I KNOW HOW BAD THIS LOOKS FOR ME, MY DUDE BUT I SWEAR TO THE TRUE GOD THAT I HAVE GOOD INTENTION......BASICALLY SPEAKING, I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YA"......

Aizawa Sensei apologized for "PRECAUTION" as he had to tie up this Mysterious Man and told this man to truthfully introduce himself and his entire message/informant information in a calm and stern voice before he blinked to deactivate his own Quirk's Powers........

The Mysterious Man Introduced Himself and told everybody the following information.......

"ALRIGHT I KNOW THIS IS WACK AS SHIT BUT DUE TO ADONAI PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENT I CAN'T ACTUALLY INTRODUCE MYSELF BY MY BORN YOKILESS HUMAN NAME BUT I HAVE THE ABILITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF BY MY ONI DAIHANYO LIFEDEBT TRANSFORMATION BLESSED NAME SHIT IE. TOSHOYASHA......DESPITE HOW FUCKED UP MY APPEARANCE LOOKS, THIS IS CALLED 'SICKLY DABI/CHARCOALED PELT FORM' THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING AND IT'S LIKE 'A PAST TRAGEDY OF QUIRK MARRIAGE' IN MY EXISTENCE ERASERHEAD......LIKE BRO, I CAN'T REVEAL MY AUTHENTIC APPEARANCE NOWADAYS AGAIN DUE TO ADONAI PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENT CRAP BUT I'M BUILDING UP TO THIS INFORMATION HERE......LIKE I WAS A DICKWIPE TOWARDS PEOPLE BUT DAMNIT I AM TRYING HERE, WHERE THE DEETS COME IN......ALRIGHT LOOK, ALL THOSE DEATHWALKERS FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA IS POPPING UP AND ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS THE AWESOME J-BOY, THE MOWGLI DUDE, AND SKY STRIKER.....SO, MY BOI JAY IS HANGING OUT AT MY HIDEOUT OR LAIR OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL MY HIDEY-HOLE......HOWEVER, MY BOI JAY IS WACK AS HELL FOR GOOD REASON DUE TO LIKE FUCKED UP PTSD CRAP REGARDING THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM CRAP AND DIDN'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT........I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS DEET SHIT BECAUSE J-BOY WANTED TO TELL PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY HIS 'PACK' THAT'S HE'S BACK IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS AND SAFE WITH 'GOOF TOY-TOY' IN HIS WHOLESOME ASSED SHIT TO REFER TO MY ENTIRE 'COOL BRO-BRO MAN VIBE' IN HIS PHRASING"......

Thalia-Chan was laughing in joy and crying in glee for damn good reason due to "JASON-KUN DEATHWALKER YEE".......

Aizawa Sensei let Toshoyasha Go from The Capture Gear, walked over to this man, and spoke with a low and calm hum in his voice towards Toshoyasha........

"ALRIGHT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING A WAYWARD U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT IN THE FRESHMAN YEAR BATTLE HEROICS CLASS THAT IS A COMBINATION OF 1-A, 1-B, AND 1-C, NOWADAYS TOSHOYASHA.......NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AND YOU GOTTA BE TRUTHFUL ABOUT THIS INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR TEMPORARY ADULT CUSTODY SITUATION FOR A KNOWN U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, ARE THEIR OTHERS UNDER YOUR CARE RIGHT NOW TOSHOYASHA?"....

Toshoyasha nodded yes and told Aizawa Sensei in a calm and authorizing type of way.......

"YEE ERASERHEAD, LET ME LIST THEM OFF IN THE ORDER IN WHICH THEY CAME TO ME......

1. JASON GRACE

2. LEO VALDEZ

3. PIPER MCLEAN

4. FRANK ZHANG

5. HAZEL LEVESQUE

6. BIANCA D'ANGELO (POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE, GOT RESURRECTED 150 YEARS AGO, AND SELF-PROCLAIMED "SMOKER AUNTIE OF MODERN DAY IRELAND AND GUNSLINGER MOTHER OF MODERN DAY ITALY")

7. NICO D'ANGELO (POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE, NEVER DIED, BECAME A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID AFTER UNINTENTIONALLY GAINING HUMANITY 190 YEARS AGO AND AFTER HE PERMANENTLY LIBERATED IRELAND FROM BRITISH DICKERY DURING THE IRISH DARK HOUR, AND "PIRATE LADDIE DADDY KING OF IRELAND")

8. LUKE CASTELLAN (LEGIT DIVINE PUNISHMENT QUIRK MADDENED, ETERNALLY SOUL-BOUND TO NATSUO TODOROKI AS A "TWIN BROTHER" AND THAT WEIRD ASSED EMPATHY SYNCHRONY SHIT THAT APPLIED, FULLY YOKIFIED INTO A DOG DAIHANYO MAN NAMED DOROBOYASHA UNTIL HE COMPLETED HIS "REDEMPTION CLAUSE" FROM JEHOVAH, AND HOLDER OF THE ISHASAIGA FANG SWORD)

9. ATHENRY LANCASTER AKA KOVU (POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE, DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA UNCLAIMED KID OF SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE, LONE DEFENDER OF THE HOMEFRONT, SCARRED LION KING, PHANTOM WARRIOR OF CAMP HALF-BLOOD, ORIGINAL IRISH BOY KING PROPHESIED IN MEDIEVAL IRELAND BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF BY NAMING THE BIRTHPLACE OF THIS KID AFTER HIS OWN SHIT CENTURIES BEFORE HE GOT BORN, AND GOLDEN FLEECE CLAD NUDE HATCHET WARRIOR)

10. LOU ELLEN BLACKSTONE

11. TRAVIS STOLL

12. CONNOR STOLL

13. CASTOR PINEWOOD (TWIN BROTHER TO POLLUX PINEWOOD AND SON DENNIS WHITEWATER AKA DIONYSUS/BACCHUS: DIED FROM THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH)

14. POLLUX PINEWOOD

15. LEE FLETCHER (SON OF LESTER WHITEWATER AKA APOLLO: DIED FROM THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH)

16. "CLARISSE LA RUE/TRUE NAME UNKNOWN" (NEVER DIED, HAD A FUCKED UP BREAK-UP WITH CHRIS RODRIGUEZ, GOT SEALED AWAY FOR 200+ YEARS IN THE MUSUME TEAPOT WHILE FUCKING PREGNANT WITH CHRIS RODRIGUEZ'S BABY, GAVE HER INFANT SON TO A AWESOME FAMILY SHITSTORM TO PROTECT HIM FROM BULLSHIT WHENEVER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THAT KID A YEAR AGO NOW, GOT QUIRK MADDENED, AND HAS HER "BORN/BASELINE STRENGTH FORM" THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING AS HER LEGIT FORM IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOWADAYS FOR GOOD REASON, AND EVEN THOUGH SHE REFERRED TO HERSELF BY HER BIRTH NAME RIGHT NOW THAT'S OFFICIALLY A DEAD NAME FOR HER SOUL AND CHARACTER, SOMETHING SHE LET YOU KNOW ABOUT)

17. CHRIS RODRIGUEZ (GOT RESURRECTED AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DIED HORRIBLY DUE TO ANGRY EX-GIRLFRIEND SUCKING HIS ENTIRE BLOOD DRY, CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AFTER EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED EX-GIRLFRIEND MAULING, QUIRK MADDENED IN A VERY POWERFUL BLOOD-BASED QUIRK DUE TO LEGIT GOD KARMA ON BEHALF OF "CLARISSE LA RUE" FOR DAMN GOOD REASON FUCK, AND CLUNKED TO HIGH HECK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO APOLOGIZE TO HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND BUT UNINTENTIONALLY MAKING SHIT WORSE FOR HIMSELF)

18. MAGNUS CHASE

19. ALEX FIERRO

20. MICHAEL YEW/MASHIRAO OJIRO (NEVER DIED, KNEW OF THE GRAND SPIRIT SIGIL SYSTEM AND USED IT TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM DYING, BECAME THE MOST VALUABLE FIGHTER IN THE BATTLE OF MANHATTAN ACCORDING TO LEGIT GOD HERE, IS ACTUALLY IN YOUR CLASS AND FUNCTIONING UNDERNEATH HIS JAPANESE VARIATION OF HIS NAME BUT UNDERNEATH HIS TRUE FORM NOWADAYS, ONLY CAME TO MY PLACE TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF CLEARLY AND ACCURATELY)

SO YEAH, THAT'S THE CURRENT SITUATION ERASERHEAD"......

Of course immediately, Uncle Percy crushed Yew-Kun or formerly known as "Ojiro-Kun" in a bear hug due to "DUH"......

OKAY THANKS SIR, FOR BEING A BRAND NEW U.A. HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER......

LIKE ADONAI AND/OR YA KNOW LEGIT GOD HERE WOULD NOT SEND SO MANY PEOPLE TO "YOU" IF YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GODDAMN TEACHER TO THESE PEOPLE IN FATE ORGANICALLY TOSHOYASHA SENSEI......

ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HERE BUT PLEASE GIVE THAT RANDOM DAUGHTER OF ARTHUR WHITEWATER AKA ARES/MARS SOME GODDAMN THERAPY FOR HER ENTIRE "SHIT" REGARDING HER GOD AWFUL BREAK-UP, WRONGFUL IMPRISONMENT WHILE FUCKING PREGNANT FOR CENTURIES DAMNIT, AND HER OTHER SHIT THAT CAME FROM BEING A BLOOD-BASED QUIRK WELDER GIRL AT BIRTH DEALING WITH A BIGOTED EX-BOYFRIEND THAT DIDN'T KNOW HOW "BLOOD QUIRK SHIT WORKED" AND FUCKING IMPRISONED HER SOUL IN A GODDAMN TEAPOT FOR AGES FUCK......

YUGA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN STERN AGREEMENT.......

Of course 19 Pillars of Rainbow Light appeared, as 19 people of various sizes and shapes stepped out.....

A bulky and muscular teenage girl with brown hair and reddish-brown eyes, punted a very stupid Hispanic dumbass in his ass that was beside her, walked over to Yuga, told him that he was "BADASS AND HOT AS FUCK BUT SPIRITUALLY UNFUCKABLE DUE TO YOUR SLIMEBALL PRISSY CONNECTION DAMNIT", grabbed Poor Midoriya-Kun's entire body with one hand on his goddamn ass and the other hand on his back like a sack of potatoes over her shoulder as Midoriya-Kun looked like he got held hostage in horny zooted crap, and told everybody in a very rough and hilariously blunt voice.......

"SUP SLUTS AND WHORES, I'M HIMIKO, I KNOW THAT IZU-KUN'S ENTIRE HORNY BULLSHIT RESULTING IN 77 BIOLOGICAL HUMAN CHILDREN FROM MULTIPLE JAPANESE BITCHES EVER SINCE HIS ENTIRE ALKALINE SYNDROMED SICK DICK GOT IT'S HORNY ZOOTED BULLSHIT KICK IN AT 12 YEARS OLD IS OUT THERE........THIS CASANOVA DUMBASS GIVES CUTESY AND COMPLETELY UNIQUE ENGLISH NICKNAMES TO HIS LOVERS AND SAID NAMING CONVENTIONS OF SAID BRATS IS THE JAPANESE WORD FOR THE VERY NICKNAME OF THEIR TEENAGE MOM'S ENGLISH TITLE OF VIGILANTE BULLSHIT......SAID FEROCIOUS CONFERENCE OF FERAL GIRLS IS CALLED THE EVERGREEN SYNDICATE, ALL OF THESE FERAL TEENAGE GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY BADASS AND HEROICALLY AWESOME, I KNOW BECAUSE THEY HELPED ME OUT FOR A BIT.....HILARIOUS HORNY M.O. FOR IZU-KUN'S ENTIRE CRAP THAT'S LOW-KEY ANNOYING FOR A RANDOM HISASHI MIDORIYA AKA HEPHAESTUS/VULCAN/RENKINKAJIYA KID DO SINCE IT'S 'WATERY SEDUCTION' INSTEAD OF SOMETHING MORE FIERY LIKE HIS DAD'S SHIT.......DUMB BUT ROMANTIC AS FUCK.......ANYWAY, THE EVERGREEN SYNDICATE IMMEDIATELY OUSTED IZU-KUN'S ENTIRE HORNY SHIT TOWARDS THEM TO DOC INKO FOR GOOD REASON THE MOMENT THEY COULD SINCE THEY HAD PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENTS FUCK.......I'M HERE BITCHES, I'M GOING TO WREAK IZU-KUN'S ENTIRE DICK UNTIL HE BREAKS"......

Aizawa Sensei was crying and dying from laughter after that very feral and blunt "INTRODUCTION" of Himiko-Chan God bless.......

A very bashful and scandalized Midoriya-Kun couldn't contest this shit, confessed the truth, but admitted that he didn't know that he got girls pregnant fuck.......

A fucking hilarious "ASS SLAP" from Himiko-Chan occurred towards Midoriya-Kun, who immediately fucking fainted in scandal, as Himiko-Chan told everybody again in the most beautifully ferocious and blunt crap.......

"YEE THIS FUCKING DUMBASS NEVER USED PROTECTION SHIT WORTH A DAMN EVER BUT I CAN SATE THAT KINK BY GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENA BULLSHIT SLUTS AND WHORES"......

Fucking Bakugou-Kun walked over, politely bowed in hilarious "SOLIDARITY" like he was dealing with a princess to Himiko-Chan, and he kissed Himiko-Chan's hand politely before saying in the most tearfully happy and feral way towards Himiko-Chan.......

"YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL IN SOUL AND THANK YOU FOR DOING GOD'S WORK BY PERMANENTLY REIGNING IN DEKU'S ASS HORMONALLY PERMANENTLY, GODSPEED BLOODY PRINCESS BADASS".......

Himiko-Chan nodded in solidarity before she warped herself and Midoriya-Kun into a portal to God knows where.......

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"THAT'S DEFINITELY 'HER', THE MIGHTY DRAKON SLAYER HERSELF, GODSPEED TO THAT CLASSIC INTRODUCTION, NOW, TIME TO GIVE HIMIKO SOME GODDAMN THERAPY SESSIONS FOR SO MUCH BULLSHIT DAMNIT".......

CORRECT MORAI SISTERS.......

DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST/ALCHEIMIA LOVED HER FEROCIOUS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW......

HILARIOUS, ALL IZUKU MIDORIYA AKA VESSEL/SKAFOS TRULY REVEALED TO INKO AND HISASHI WHENEVER THE EVERGREEN SYNDICATE DEMONSTRATED THEIR TODDLER AND INFANT SPAWN QUIRKS IN THEIR HALF-BLOOD CHILDREN WITH IZUKU'S ENTIRE DUMBASSERY THAT......

"DESPITE BEING FULLY ALKALINE SYNDROMED IN PHYSICAL QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN AT BIRTH, IZUKU HAD A HEALTHY EXECUTION OF HIS QUIRK'S HORMONAL BULLSHIT, HOW LOVE INSTINCTIVELY WORKED IN IZUKU'S INNATE QUIRK REGARDING SEDUCTION AS A OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER KID OF MULTIPLE QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS LIKE HACKER VIGILANTE QUIRKS, AND HAD THE ABILITY TO TANK HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLSHIT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF SEXUALLY TRANSMISSIBLE DISEASE"........

THAT'S POWERFUL, WHY IZUKU IS ACTUALLY PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE STILL AS A ELDERLING BOY KID THAT'S 15 YEARS OLD.......

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE JOY.......

------------------------------------Chris POV-------------------------

"SO CHRIS, NOW THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME TO EXPERIENCE BLOOD-BASED QUIRK INSTINCTIVE STUFF AND THE BLAMELESS MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDING AND PHYSIOLOGICAL PROTECTIONS WITHIN SAID POWER, HOW DO YOU FEEL?".......

LIKE SHIT ADONAI.......

IT'S SO HARD, TO BE A CHUPASANGRE PESADILLA OF HIS OWN DEMONICAL MAKING......

CHRIS RODRIGUEZ DESERVES IT SO MUCH.......

WHENEVER CHRIS GOT INSANE PERMANENTLY IN HIS PRE-QUIRK MADDENED HUMAN MINDSET DUE TO LABYRINTH TRAUMA THAT REVEALED HIS "HERITAGE" TO "THE FIRST BOON HOLDER, MAKER OF THE ARCHAIC OCEANIC SPIRIT SIGIL BRANCH AND THE ARCHAIC BLOODBENDER SPIRIT SIGIL BRANCH, TEEN BOY LOVER OF TEEN GIRL MARY RODRIGUEZ AND THE FIRST RODRIGUEZ MATRIARCH", HE COULDN'T COPE WITH THAT KIND OF INFORMATION UNTIL DENNIS WHITEWATER AKA DIONYSUS/BACCHUS USED HIS POWERFUL INSANITY DEVOURING QUIRK WELDER TYPE CRAP TO "FRAME THIS INFORMATION, IN A SANE AND HUMANIZED LOGIC THAT WAS ACCURATE"........

LIKE.....

THAT "BISABUELO" AS IT WERE, HE WAS A BLOODY FELLOW, THAT DID SO MUCH CRAP TOWARDS GOATS AND LATER, HUMAN PEOPLE, LONG BEFORE QUIRKS EXISTED AND LONG BEFORE CHRIS GOT BORN.......

*NERVOUS SCRATCHING BEHIND HIS EAR*.......

*HEARTBROKEN VIBES FROM EVERYONE AND ESPECIALLY HIMIKO IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*......

------------------------------------Athenry POV-------------------------

"THE HOUSE OF EL CHUPACABRA: FIRST KNOWN MEMBER OF SAID FAMILY CLAN (RODRIGUEZ BRANCH) REVEALED"........

Athenry Lancaster, a black haired boy with shoulder length hair, black fur tuffs on his elbows, black claws on his fingers, lion-hearted fangs in his mouth, sane and humanized storm cloud grey eyes, elf-like ears, deep tan skin, and most importantly and damningly a left eye scar that made him LOOK LIKE SCAR, THE LION KING CHARACTER, immediately hissed in fear as Big Brother Percy noticed Athenry's terror asked him in a very somber way......

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FROM ADONAI'S TITLE BLURB THING AS A DIRECT RESPONSE TO CHRIS RODRIGUEZ'S SHIT LITTLE BROTHER ATHENRY LANCASTER AKA KOVU?"......

Athenry gulped nervously and told everybody in a very shaky way while pointing to Leo Valdez......

"HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER SAMUEL 'SAMMY' VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA IS OLD AS DUST AND THE TRUE FATHER OF ALL CHUPA FOLK, OR THE REAL FATHER OF DUSTERS NOT TANNER WHITEWATER AKA TYPHON AS A DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED MAN......SAMMY'S TRUEST FIRSTBORN DAUGHTER, ECHIDNA VALDEZ, IS THE FIRST TRUE CHUPA FOLK WOMAN FOR GOOD REASON BECAUSE SHE'S NOT LYING WHENEVER SHE TOLD PEOPLE THAT SHE WAS 'THE MOTHER OF ALL DUSTERS BE GENETICS OR BY SPIRITUAL SIGNIFICANCE'......THIS IS A ANCIENT HOUSE OF MEXICO FOR REALLY GOOD REASON, SINCE SAMMY VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA IS CANONICALLY THE OLDEST AND FIRST QUIRK-LIKE POWERED HUMAN SOUL TO EVER WALK THE DUST OF THE EARTH........THIS IS BOONS, THE BOON ERA, DANGEROUS TIMES IN GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR GOOD REASON"......

Of course Leo Valdez gulped in absolute terror as Chris Rodriguez awkwardly patted his "Cousin" on the back for good reason......

Annabeth Chase asked Athenry in a very shaky but stern voice.......

"HOW OLD IS SAMMY VALDEZ, ATHENRY LANCASTER?"....

Athenry Lancaster AKA Kovu told Annabeth Chase in a haunted way even though he was trying to swallow his terror.......

"BORN IN DECEMBER 9TH, 1625......MAKING HIM CHRONOLOGICALLY 573 YEARS OLD.......SAMMY VALDEZ IS DEFINITELY BACK, PROBABLY EXTREMELY PISSED OFF, AND NOW A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING TEENAGE BOY PERMANENTLY........MY FATHER, SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE COULD NEVER KNOW ABOUT THIS DURING THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE HE HAS TO GET SANE FROM QUIRK MADNESS AT SOME POINT, WHY I HAD TO LIVE AND DIE IN OBSCURITY AND UNCLAIMED IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA......SAMMY VALDEZ, THAT VIEJO PEZ OF A HUMAN SOUL, DEFINITELY WOULD NEVER LIKE 'A UPSTART COPYCAT, TAKING OVER THE DOMAIN OF THE SEAS, A THING THAT JEHOVAH HIMSELF GAVE HIM IN THE GRAND SEA DESTROYER BOON' WAY BACK WHEN.......BY DEFINITION, SAMMY VALDEZ, IF WHAT I HEARD ABOUT THIS KID IS TRUE, WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY TYPE OF 'FAKE AND INSANE SEA KING' LIKE MY FATHER SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE.......IF YOU CALL HIM BY 'THE LEGEND NAME', YOU BRING HIM TO YOU!".......

*DISTANT AND ANGRILY SOFT EARTH RATTLING FOR GOOD REASON*.......

------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

"WHY I HAD TO STAY THINE OWN HAND IN WAKING THY TESTY AND TUMULTUOUS SAMUEL 'SAMMY' VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA UNTIL THY ANOINTED BOY KING OF THY ISLE OF IRELAND, THY LION-HEARTED WARRIOR ATHENRY SPOKE UNTO THINE WORLD OF THY TRUTHS OF THY PRECURSOR OF QUIRKS".......

OH DEAR GOD.......

LEO'S BISABUELO NEEDS A MAJOR ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT BUT DAMNIT HE HAD A GENUINE POINT KINDA, IF HE WASN'T FUCKING DEAD FOR CENTURIES NOW FUCK.......

Percy Jackson, like everyone else saw a extremely powerful, pissed off, stormy and oceanic figure the size of fucking Typhon but wearing that same "Shit" as Percy's Terrified Father, a Powerless God in the powerful and ancient grip of a very pissed off Mexican Sea God fuck.........

Leo in the background immediately just pissed himself in his pants for good reason.......

Suddenly out of NOWHERE, a very powerful and serpentine Chupa Woman, Echidna herself, appeared in front of Percy Jackson and everyone else, raised her clawed hand in a "PEACEMAKER GESTURE" and thankfully this Ancient God saw his daughter and his eyes, brown like dark and wet sand that glowed more softer and kinder then before, and this Mexican Sea God spoke to Echidna.......

"HIJA????? DAUGHTER OF ME, IS THAT YOU???? ECHIDNA DEAR, YOU ARE A ADULT LADY NOW?".......

Echidna spoke with a very powerful and authorizing voice towards her father......

"THAT IS MY RELATIVE IN MARRIAGE PADRE!!!!!! TANNER WHITEWATER AKA TYPHON IN HIS TRAGIC AND SOMBER DELUDED QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK RIGHT NOW IS MY HUSBAND WHOM NEVER HARMED ME OR MY CHILDREN WITH HIM, EVEN BEING A VERY STRONG AND CARING STEPFATHER TO MY PRIOR CHILDREN DESPITE HIS ILLNESS PADRE!!!!!! TANNER HAS NEVER, NOT EVEN ONCE STRAYED FROM ME IN HIS HEART EL CHUPACABRA, MY FATHER!!!!!! YOU HAVE BISNIETO LEO HERE, YOU HAVE A FAR-FLUNG KINDRED NAMED CHRIS RODRIGUEZ HERE!!!!!! YOU MADE ME A QUEEN OF MY PEOPLE AS YOU SHOULD'VE BECAUSE I AM THE ELDEST CHUPA TO EVER SLITHER THE SANDS OF THE DESERT AND SEA!!!!!! REMEMBER, THE SANDS OF THE DESERT AND SEA ARE BROTHERS IN THEIR SOULS, BECAUSE NOBODY CAN DRINK DUST OR DRINK SALT SAMUEL 'SAMMY' VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA, MY CHERISHED AND BELOVED FATHER!".........

Thank fuck that El Chupacabra as a Ancient Mexican God gently set a battered, broken, and beaten Poseidon in the seawater, El Chupacabra then immediately disappeared and reappeared as a regular human teenage boy in front of Echidna herself that was just LEO, BUT WEARING BEACH TOURIST SHIT AND BAREFOOTED, and El Chupacabra gently petted his tearful adult daughter's face before saying in a very apologizing and heartbreakingly remorseful voice that was richer and heavier in the Spanish accent compared to Leo's voice that could separate El Chupacabra from Leo Valdez after all......

"HIJA I AM SO SORRY, HOW COULD I'VE KNOWN THIS???? WHENEVER I HEARD YOU CALL, I COULD FEEL THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BENEVOLENT BUT ALSO EXTREMELY TRAGICALLY ILL HUSBAND UNDERNEATH MY FEET, HOLDING ME DOWN, IN DEFENSE OF A DELUSIONAL KINDRED BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO ME.......ALL I KNEW, WAS A VERY PAINED MAN, TELLING ME OF A 'MAN WHOM STOLE YOUR RIGHTFUL CROWN AND THRONE KIND SIR' IN HIS WORDS AFTER I HEARD HIS SOUL CRY IN AGONY IN THE SEA.......WHO WAS HE?!! WHOM SICCED ME ONTO THIS MARRIAGE KIN OF YOURS HIJA?!!! WHO IS THIS MAN THAT TRICKED ME INTO DARKNESS TOWARDS YOU?!".......

DAMNIT......

THAT IS THE MORIA DIPSHIT, WHOM LITERALLY ATE HIS OWN GODDAMN CHILDREN, INCLUDING PERCY'S FATHER......

El Chupacabra's eyes widened in alarm towards Percy and then immediate FURY.........

*TERRIFIED GASPING FROM A FULLY HEALED MORIA KING'S DICKERY IN THE GROUP CHAT DAMNIT*........

A powerful Rainbow colored Spirit Sigil of a very powerful Star of David with a cross in the center appeared in the skies above Mufufasa City as Jehovah's Voice boomed in a thunderous and ancient dialect in his crap like he was a Shakespeare Actor that was going to casually murder a man.......

"THY TRUEST TEEN YOUTH SON OF THY CHERISHED SOUL WILL NEVER SEE THEE AS RIGHTED AND WILL NEVER LOVE THEE FOR THINE TORMENT THOU INFLICTED ON THY OLDER CHILDREN, WHOM THEE DISOWNED IN THY SOUL!!!!!! THY TRUEST HEART IN THINE ONLY LIVING SOULED SON IN THY OWN EYES WILL NEVER SPEAK UNTO THY WORLD ON BEHALF OF THEE LIKE ALL SONS DO ON BEHALF OF THINE OWN FATHERS!!!!!!! I WILL ONLY GIVE THEE A MERCY TO INTERACT WITH THY TRUEST SON BEFORE THY OWN WICKEDNESS GETS TORN ASUNDER WHEN THY HOUR OF THINE FATHER POISON STRIKES THINE OWN HEART!!!!!!! DESPITE THY WICKEDNESS, I WILL MAKE ONE FINAL MERCY TOWARDS THEE, BY ALLOWING THEE TO SPAWN THY SECOND SON BUT THY OWN SOUL'S CURSE WILL NEVER SEE THINE BIRTH OF THY BROTHER OF THY FIRSTBORN SON OF THINE OWN HEART'S TONGUE TRUTH IN SAYING 'I ONLY HAVE ONE SON IN EVERYTHING BEYOND JUST BLOOD' KENT WHITEWATER AKA KRONOS/SATURN!!!!!! LET THY EYES AND EARS OF THEE AND THINE OWN WARRIORS BE CLOSED TO THY SOULS AND HEARTS OF THINE GRAND AMPHITHEATRE OF FATE!"......

Percy heard The Moria King immediately scream, NOT IN PHYSICAL AGONY but a RAW, PAINFUL, AND GUTTED EMOTIONAL WAIL of a Titan that got his own "Shit" as a "Father" to THE ONE KID that he genuinely wanted to BE A GOOD FATHER TO but due to his own choices, The Moria King LOST THAT, PERMANENTLY......

The Group Chat clicked off completely.......

Chapter Text

4PM......

ON AUGUST 17TH........

Yuga Aoyama AKA Merlin was chilling with his friends and family in The Heights Alliance Commons Room for The Freshman Year Battle Heroics Class, seeing and hearing the extremely eccentric and batshit Neito Monoma shouting angrily in a phone call towards his mom about "THE DEADBEAT IDIOT" in his phrasing......

Everyone else in the background, were just snickering, munching on popcorn, absolutely engrossed with "MONOMA FAMILY SHITSTORM DRAMA" for good reason.......

This Hobgoblin Child of this goddamn classroom, Monoma-Kun was just SO PISSED OFF that he started MAKING UP CUSS WORDS that definitely wasn't pleasant for his mom to deal with on this phone call......

Thankfully after a few minutes of "MS. MONOMA TONGUE LASHING" that everyone heard damnit, Monoma-Kun apologized weakly and hoarsely towards his mom and hung up the phone....

Dramatically, like this random teenage boy came back from the trenches of WW1, Monoma-Kun flopped his butt into the couch between Uncle Percy and Annabeth-Chan God bless........

Monoma-Kun said in a very defeated and awkward voice towards everyone.......

"MY DUMBASS FATHER WANTED TO MEET ME NOW.....THAT FUCKING OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER MAN IDIOT WITH A FUCKTON OF LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS THAT ONLY CHIMED IN MY EXISTENCE BECAUSE THIS DUMBASS FINALLY GOT HIS 'PRIME PROGENITOR SUCCESS' BY HAVING ME, WITH ALL HIS CRAP AND WAY MORE AS GODDAMN PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK ENHANCEMENT OF HIS ENTIRE SHIT AND THAT 'NEO-GREEK MYTHOLOGY PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATION CRAP' IN MY QUIRK'S BULLSHIT THAT'S INSPIRED BY 'THE HADES GAMES FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA' INSTEAD OF A INHUMANLY SPIRITED 'ANCIENT GREEK MYTHOLOGY' IS CRAWLING INTO MY LIFE AGAIN.....I'M THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER KID OF MULTIPLE QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS, UNLIKE MY DUMBASS FATHER THAT ONLY HAD 'LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK CLASSIFICATION SHIT' AS A OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER MAN.......LIKE WHY DID I GET THIS BROKEN ASSED TWO-STAGE QUIRK MANIFESTATION IN MY EXISTENCE FUCK?"......

Aizawa Sensei and Especially Toshoyasha Sensei was dying from laughing in the background for good reason.......

----------------------------------Neito POV-------------------------

"GOTTA REUNITE FAMILIES AFTER ALL, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS GOING TO END IN TRAGEDY FOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR FATHER KNOWS IT"......

ADONAI BRO??????

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?????

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO SOLOMON AUBURN?????

LIKE HE MAY BE A IDIOT BUT HE'S LIKE "TRYING" HERE.......

LIKE, THIS MAN, IS PRETTY WEAK ASS COMPARED TO MOST OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDERS.......

LIKE, YEAH HE'S CAPABLE LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK SHIT BUT LIKE FOR EXAMPLE......

WHILE NEITO HAD "OMMI TRUE SOUL ANIMAL SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK TYPE SHIT" ALL SOLOMON AUBURN HAD WAS "TRUE SOUL DRAGON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK SHIT"........

WHILE NEITO HAD "OMMI TRUE SOUL NERUODIVERGENCE METAMORPHOSIS QUIRK TYPE SHIT" ALL SOLOMON AUBURN HAD WAS "TRUE AUTISM NERUODIVERGENCE METAMORPHOSIS QUIRK SHIT"........

THE LIST GOES ON, ON, AND ON......

EVEN THE BOOF POWER BUFFING CRAP THAT NEITO'S DAD HAD WAS AS FOLLOWS, WHICH NEITO INHERITED BUT LIKE "FUCKTON MORE".......

1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT: OVERLORD ANIME AND MANGA (TRUE SOUL LICH SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ABILITY)

2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW: ATTACK ON TITAN (TRUE SOUL GIANT SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT: FATHER ATTACK TITAN/EREN'S FATHER VERSION)

3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE: LEGEND OF ZELDA, BREATH OF THE WILD (TRUE SOUL CALAMITY GANON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)

4. FLESH/BODY/VICE: PRINCE OF EGYPT MOVIE FROM DREAMWORKS (TRUE SOUL PHARAOH STONE HARDENING SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)

5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOVIE FRANCHISE FROM DREAMWORKS (TRUE SOUL RED DEATH DRAGON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)

6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER: HERCULES MOVIE FROM DISNEY (TRUE SOUL HADES GHOUL FLAME QUIRK ASPECT)

7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL: FULL METAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD (TRUE SOUL HOMUNCULUS CREATION QUIRK ASPECT)

8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON: HADES GAMES FROM SUPERGIANT (TRUE SOUL CHRONOS TIME CHAINS QUIRK ASPECT)

YOU KNOW CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT THIS "BOOF SHIT" HAPPENED EXTREMELY RECENT IN NEITO'S DUMBASS FATHER'S LIFE BUT JEHOVAH HIMSELF RETROACTIVELY MADE NEITO'S QUIRK IN THIS DUMBASS TWO-STAGE MANIFESTATION HAVE "ALL THE POTENTIAL SHIT, OF THE BOOF POWERS" IN HIS FUCKING MORON FATHER AND IT'S PRETTY TELLING RIGHT OFF THE BAT OF HIS "CURRENT DAY PERSPECTIVE OF EVERYTHING".......

ESPECIALLY THE UNHOLY BOOF POWER SHIT GOD.....

YEAH, IT WOULD IMMEDIATELY MAKE A LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK WELDER MAN THINK THAT "THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY FUCKING MORIA KING DICKERY" BE UNHOLY.......

EVEN BEFORE "BOOF POWER BUFF" IN SOLOMON AUBURN, HIS ENTIRE TRUE SOUL DRAGON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK THINGY WAS LITERALLY JUST "TOOTHLESS THE DRAGON/NIGHT FURY DRAGON" BUT HAD YELLOW EYES IN HIS DRAGON FORM APPARENTLY EVEN THOUGH NEITO DIDN'T SEE THAT PERSONALLY YET.......

WHY THIS MAN HAD THAT SHIT BE "JOY BOOF" FOR GOOD REASON FUCK ALMIGHTY......

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING HERE IS THAT, THE MOST "HOLY" IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF NEITO'S FATHER'S HUMANITY BEYOND HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLSHIT WAS "DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S ENTIRE DEAL" BUT MUCH WEAKER IN DELIVERY HERE.......

NEITO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN A VERY HEARTBROKEN AND SOMBER WAY..........

----------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"UNAVOIDABLE"......

*IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL PAIN FROM EVERYONE IN THE GROUP CHAT THAT POOR NEITO MONOMA DIDN'T GET NOR EVER WILL GET "BEFORE THAT PAIN" DUE TO THAT PAINFUL ASSED THING ADONAI HAD TO TELL PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR NEITO MONOMA FUCK*.......

PAINFUL....

ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING.......

THAT'S VERY BRAVE FOR THIS MAN, TO WALK INTO HIS KID'S LIFE, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS EXTREMELY INSTINCTIVE IN EXCUSE, BUT KNOWING THAT "HE'S NOT GOING TO WALK AWAY FROM HIS SON EVER AGAIN, DUE TO THE HORRORS OF WAR".........

EVEN THE MORIA KING IS GETTING THIS GODDAMN SHIT IN HIS FATE....

UNLIKE THE MORIA KING THOUGH, THIS FATHER OF NEITO MONOMA, SOLOMON AUBURN IS WILLINGLY WALKING INTO CERTAIN DEATH, JUST TO BE A FATHER TO "THE ONE SUCCESS" IN HIS LIFE AS A LIVING SOUL ALTERING OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER MAN........

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HERE BUT, MEDICALLY, THE WHOLE DYNAMIC OF "SOLOMON AUBURN HAVING WEAK SHIT, BUT SON HAVING FAR MORE SHIT" IN EXECUTION IS CALLED THIS......

"BEACON PROGENITOR POTENTIAL PHENOMENA".......

THIS ONLY OCCURRED TO "BIOLOGICAL SOULMATE QUIRKS".......

THE FACT THAT, DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CULTURAL CRAP IS WHAT THIS MAN DEFAULTED TO IS BITTERSWEET........

A 200+ YEAR OLD MAN CHRONOLOGICALLY, SEEING THE FULL HORROR OF THIS SHITSTORM FROM THE MORIA KING IN JAPAN ESPECIALLY BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE, REALIZING THAT HE HAD FUCKING CHILD ON THE FRONTLINE, BORN SO WEAK AT BIRTH LIKE HIM BASICALLY, AND TO HIS OWN INSTINCTIVE HORROR AS A GODDAMN OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER MAN, REALIZED THAT "OH SHIT, THIS KID IS A PRIME PROGENITOR SUCCESS AND IS SO WEAK FUCK!"........

WHY SOLOMON AUBURN HAD TO AFFIRM HIS GODDAMN SANITY PERMANENTLY BY LEGIT GOD HERE MAKING NEITO MONOMA "GET FUCKING EVERYTHING, PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER SHIT, AND UNABLE TO DIE BEFORE THIS KID COULD EVER GIVE THIS POOR MAN BIOLOGICAL GRANDCHILDREN".........

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NEITO MONOMA BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CRYING........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"THY MORIA KING WILL NOT EVEN HAVE THINE RECORDED GLORY TO BE KNOWN AS 'THY FATHER OF THY OWN BLONDED SONS'.......THY NAME OF SOLOMON AUBURN HAD TO FIGHT A UNBEATABLE OPPONENT, THY MORIA KING PERSONALLY, BOTH BOTH PHANTOM CLONE OF THY MORIA KING'S TRUE FACE AND THY TRUTHS OF THINE SOUL OF THY NAME OF SOLOMON AUBURN WILL BOTH WEEP IN THY CLASHING OF PAIN"........

*IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL PAIN FROM EVERYONE IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS EXCEPT FOR NEITO, WHO WILL NEVER KNOW THIS INFORMATION BEFORE THIS CRAP FUCK*........

DON'T CRY FUCK.......

EVEN THE GODDAMN MORIA KING WILL WEEP FIGHTING AGAINST SOLOMON AUBURN, TO THE POINT WHERE THAT DIPSHIT CAN'T BARE "MURDER SOLOMON AUBURN PERSONALLY" AND HAD TO MAKE A CLONE TO DEAL WITH THIS MAN......

OF COURSE THE DAMN MORIA KING WILL JUST BE "UNKNOWN FATHER" IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF HIS OWN FUCKING CHILDREN......

EVEN THOUGH THE MORIA KING CAN AND WILL INTERACT WITH THIS TEENAGED SON OF HIS......

AS A FRIENDLY STRANGER........

SOLOMON AUBURN HAD THAT ETERNAL GLORY AMONG THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM IN THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY HERE OF "BEING THE FATHER OF A GREEK LIVING SOUL GOD" DAMNIT.......

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.......

Then, Thalia Grace saw a gremlin man with red hair, grey eyes, and every single VIBE of "LIFE AND SPIRIT" in his facial expression appear in The Heights Alliance Commons Room that she, her classmates, friends, and family, and especially Neito were in.......

Beautifully and also extremely tragically, Neito smiled gleefully in a painfully identical way to his father as Neito told his dad....

"HELLO COCKNUGGET, GLAD OF YOU TO DRAG YOUR MANWHORE DICKERY OUT OF WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF".......

Hilariously, Solomon Auburn fired back to his batshit son by saying.......

"WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT CRAWLING OUT OF A HOLE, SUCCESS CROTCH HOBGOBLIN BRAT?".....

Thalia laughed in amusement as this gremlin man and hobgoblin boy continued their "Banter" which was getting more and more vulgar and inappropriate for a goddamn father to say to his teenage son fuck.......

Of course, Solomon Auburn, who had that "Glint" of heartache in his soul that this man CANNOT PHYSICALLY HIDE even though his entire posture and facial expression was gremlin vibe and was subtle enough but it was THERE........

Solomon Auburn, looked at Percy, placed his hand on Percy's head and told Percy in a playful and teasing way but, it was ya know "PAIN" because THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN but Neito didn't know and won't have that information until it's TOO LATE......

"THE FUNNY THING ABOUT LIVING SOUL ALTERING CRAP IS EVEN THOUGH 'I' AM WEAK AS SHIT IN COMPARISON TO MOST PEOPLE WITH OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK STATUS, I HAVE THE POWERFUL ABILITY TO 'GRANT PEOPLE, QUIRKS, TRANSFORMATIONS, SANE HUMAN SOULED NERUODIVERGENT METAMORPHOSING, HEAL QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED KID DEFORMITIES, AND PURGE OUT SOUL FRACTURING MENTAL HEALTH SHITSTORMS' PERCY JACKSON.......THAT'S MY MOST POWERFUL ABILITY YA KNOW, IT'S NOT A 'BRUTE FIGHT THING' FOR ME ORGANICALLY.....WHY, IF I WAS A OVERLORD OF GRAND STATUS AND INFAMY, I WOULD HAVE TO DO MY GREMLIN SALTYASS BULLSHIT THROUGH LOYAL MINIONS YA KNOW.......THE REASON WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS, IS BECAUSE MY POWER, NOW IMMORTALIZED IN THE MOST POWERFUL WAY THROUGH BOTH 'GENERATION WISE' AND 'PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK CRAP' IN THE KID WHO I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD EVEN EXIST FOR ME AFTER 'SURVIVING' SINCE 1965, 250+ YEARS NOW, ALLOWED MY SPIRIT AS IT WERE TO 'RELAX' PERCY JACKSON.......MY LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK SHIT WILL ALWAYS HAVE WARPING/FLIGHT/SPEEDSTER CRAP BY DEFAULT DUE TO 'FREE-SPIRITED WANDERINGS FOREVER' SO YEAH, OF COURSE I AM GOING TO BE CRAWLING AROUND EVERYWHERE AND CONSTANTLY AND SAME THING WITH MY CROTCH SPAWN DESCENDENTS FROM NEITO'S SHIT"........

Of course, Neito, the gremlin told his dad in a batshit and ferociously annoyed way.......

"AH YES, A MANWHORE, SLINKING HIS WAY INTO THE ONE LADY THAT MADE THE SUCCESS HAPPEN THE FIRST TIME, HOW THE FUCK IS MY MOTHER ATTRACTED TO YOUR SHIT AGAIN?"......

Hilariously and extremely batshit from Solomon Auburn, his face immediately "TWISTED" in the most gruesomely excited way, which made Neito's ENTIRE SOUL PANIC in such a blatant way damnit as this gremlin man said......

"THANK YOU FOR THE BLESSING SONNY BOI, GOODBYE!"......

Solomon Auburn immediately warped away......

Neito Monoma had his entire Goblin Boi Dweeb Vibe immediately suffer CRITICAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE for good reason fuck......

------------------------------------Sekijirou POV-------------------------

"THAT MAN PUNKED HIS ENTIRE GREMLIN SALT CHILD'S VIBE BY 'UNO REVERSING IT' BY HAVING NEITO MONOMA UNINTENTIONALLY GIVING HIS OWN FATHER THE BLESSING TO 'TRY AGAIN' GOD BLESS"......

CORRECT MORAI SISTERS.......

WHY THIS MAN'S DEATH IS GOING TO BE SO PAINFUL TO SEE AND HEAR, EVEN FOR THE MORIA KING'S DICKERY........

BECAUSE THIS MAN'S TRUE POWER IS "SUPPORT HEROICS, NOT DIRECT COMBAT SITUATIONS"......

THIS HOBGOBLIN OF A HUMAN MAN, SOLOMON AUBURN EVEN SAID SO.......

"WHY, IF I WAS A OVERLORD OF GRAND STATUS AND INFAMY, I WOULD HAVE TO DO MY GREMLIN SALTYASS BULLSHIT THROUGH LOYAL MINIONS YA KNOW".....

THIS MAN IS GEARED FOR CHARISMATIC LEADERSHIP INSTINCTIVELY AND AUTOMATICALLY......

WHY IF THIS MAN, IF HE WAS ACTUALLY THAT KIND OF A DICTATOR, WOULD BE A EXCELLENT CULT LEADER.......

THE FACT THIS MAN CAN "HEAL QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED KID DEFORMITIES" EFFORTLESSLY MEANT THAT HE WAS LITERALLY JUST "MAKING POWER FOR SOMETHING FROM THEIR OWN SOUL AND CHARACTER"......

NOT A QUIRK AWAKENING, BUT SOMETHING FAR MORE BEAUTIFUL AND THERAPEUTIC.......

WHY IT'S PAINFUL TO KNOW SOLOMON AUBURN'S BOOF POWER BUFF SHIT........

1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT: OVERLORD ANIME AND MANGA (TRUE SOUL LICH SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ABILITY)

2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW: ATTACK ON TITAN (TRUE SOUL GIANT SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT: FATHER ATTACK TITAN/EREN'S FATHER VERSION)

3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE: LEGEND OF ZELDA, BREATH OF THE WILD (TRUE SOUL CALAMITY GANON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)

4. FLESH/BODY/VICE: PRINCE OF EGYPT MOVIE FROM DREAMWORKS (TRUE SOUL PHARAOH STONE HARDENING SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)

5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOVIE FRANCHISE FROM DREAMWORKS (TRUE SOUL RED DEATH DRAGON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)

6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER: HERCULES MOVIE FROM DISNEY (TRUE SOUL HADES GHOUL FLAME QUIRK ASPECT)

7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL: FULL METAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD (TRUE SOUL HOMUNCULUS CREATION QUIRK ASPECT)

8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON: HADES GAMES FROM SUPERGIANT (TRUE SOUL CHRONOS TIME CHAINS QUIRK ASPECT)

THIS HOBGOBLIN'S IDEALIZED "HEROIC CHARACTER" IS "A UNDEAD LICH MAGE KING CHARACTER, THAT MOVED SHIT AROUND QUIETLY, SLOWLY AND METHODICALLY CONQUERING SHIT QUIETLY"........

WHY THIS MAN ABSOLUTELY HATED THE MORIA KING'S DICKERY AND ANY TYPE OF "GREEK MYTHOLOGY IMAGERY".......

THE DISNEY HERCULES MOVIE BEING "FURY" AND ESPECIALLY THE HADES GAMES FROM SUPERGIANT BEING "UNHOLY"......

BECAUSE SOLOMON AUBURN WAS ACTUALLY FORCED INTO DYING OR ENTERING A SITUATION THAT HE WOULD NEVER NATURALLY ENTER INSTINCTIVELY.......

BUT, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN MINDSETS.......

BECAUSE SOLOMON AUBURN, KNOWS WHAT'S COMING, BUT IS STILL GOING TO BE A POWERFUL AND LEGENDARY THREAT TOWARDS THE MORIA KING FOR A SHORT TIME........

BECAUSE HE FINALLY FOUND "SOMETHING WORTH LIVING FOR".......

SOMETHING THAT WOULD KILL HIM DAMNIT......

SEKIJIROU KAN AKA VLAD KING HAD HIS OWN THOUGHTS PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NEITO MONOMA BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CRYING IN UNDERSTANDABLE HEARTBREAK........

----------------------------------Kent POV-------------------------

"THIS IS THY TRUE IMMORTAL SUFFERING KENT......THY ALIAS OF 'SOLOMON' WAS THY TRUEST WISE ISRAELI KING, WHOM FELL INTO THINE OWN HEART'S VANITIES, FITTING IN THINE OWN SOUL KENT......SIX MORE VISITS REMAINING, MAKE THEM COUNT"........

Kent Whitewater AKA Kronos/Saturn, or "Solomon Auburn" was making his "Kronos Soul Quirk Clone" of his true face and eyes at his base cry in a very anguished and painfully emotional way to reflect his heart's internal heartache that he physically cannot show around people as "Solomon Auburn" due to this pain that was so trashed but WELL-DESERVED for him......

OF COURSE IT'S SEVEN.....

IT'S ALWAYS SEVEN WITH THIS TRUE GOD.......

Kent, in his Solomon Auburn Form that's immune to Transformation Straining, saw The Group Chat with the ominous image of "7 GOLD FLAMES", with one flame dying permanently for good reason.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"SIX MORE VISITS OF THY NAME OF SOLOMON AUBURN AND FOR THY DARK ANGUISH OF THY WICKED MORIA KING"....

*IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL PAIN FROM EVERYONE AND ESPECIALLY FROM SOLOMON AUBURN PERSONALLY BUT NEITO MONOMA COULDN'T EVER KNOW WHAT THE FUCK "THE 7 GOLD FLAMES MEANT" UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE GODDAMNIT*......

JEHOVAH IS SPIRITUALLY TORMENTING THE MORIA DIPSHIT FOR DAMN GOOD REASON FUCK......

WHY THE GROUP CHAT SHOWED "SOLOMON AUBURN QUIETLY ACCEPTING HIS FATE, WITH A VERY GRIM DETERMINATION AGAINST HIS FATED FOE" AND ON THE OTHER SIDE, A BROKEN MAN THAT MADE HIS OWN CHOICES LONG BEFORE HIS TEENAGE SON WAS BORN "SOBBING HORRIBLY, UNABLE TO STOP HIS HEARTACHE, BEING PUNISHED BY LEGIT GOD HERE BY SHOWING HIM EXACTLY WHAT HE COULD HAVE BEEN IN HIS LIFE IF HE STOPPED BEING A DICKWIPE AND DEFINITELY DIDN'T EAT HIS GODDAMN IMMORTAL CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE FOR GOOD REASON"......

REAP WHAT YOU SOW......

FUCKING IDIOT......

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK SHIT "IS" MORIA KING, SIMON WHITEWATER "GOT IT, GOT IT ALL, BUT YOU DID THE MOST HORRIFYING THING TO A NEWBORN PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING BABY BACK THEN"........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY BLASTED INTO THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS BY ADONAI EXCEPT FOR NEITO MONOMA BUT ESPECIALLY IN THE MORIA KING'S SKULL FOR DAMN GOOD REASON......

The Moria King's face in his side of The Group Chat Screen had this strangled scream that was muted and even Solomon Auburn on his side of the screen shed tears on behalf of this man...

Solomon Auburn, spoke with a pained and heartbroken way towards Legit God......

"YOU KNOW GOD SIR, I........CAN I, PLEASE........JUST, BEFORE EVERYTHING ELSE.......TRY TO BE......SOMETHING?????? LIKE, CAN I........I DON'T KNOW, BE......MORE?"......…

*SOMBER AND LOW HUM FROM JEHOVAH AS A RESPONSE TO SOLOMON AUBURN'S CRAP*......

The Group Chat clicked off completely.......

---------------------------------Simon POV-------------------------

"THY MORIA KING HAD 15 YEARS TO MAKE AMENITIES, BUT I AM MERCY AND IF THY MORIA KING TRULY REPENTS IN THINE OWN HEART'S SOUL, HE WILL BE ABLE TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY, BUT AS THY TRUEST MORTALIZED SOUL, MUTED FATED, ALL THY OWN QUIRK'S GLORIOUS SPLENDOR BEYOND THY CHERISHED BOOF POWER BUFF THINGS IN THY OWN POWER, PERMANENTLY TORN ASUNDER AND GIVEN TO THY FIRSTBORN SON, DANIEL OF THINE GLOOM AND GRIMED HOLLOWS OF THY UNDERWORLD"...

Poseidon saw his own dumbass and agonized Titan Father, scratching his throne, making his fingers bleed gold, and this Disgraced Titan King warping into a cave........

The Group Chat clicked off completely.......