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Published:
2025-12-19
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2026-02-15
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3/?
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"Meursault, kill that guy"

Summary:

What if Danteh only lost some of their memories but remember who the sinners are due to reading their files(exception being Faust who def knew them before hand) are and how to fight(has to be Sinner 10# for more reasons than just being the manager), further more what if they had to replace an eye instead of their head. Witness The City through Dante’s eye(s), and watch in… uh confusion when they tell the Sinners to “EGO SPAM” some rats, Flip off Kromer, Yell at Outis for losing 2 dominating clashes, make references to some game only They, Faust, and Yi Sang recognize when ever they talk to Vergilius, and mess with time...

Wait a minute what the hell?!

[THIS IS A CRACKFIC WRITTEN WHEN I HAD STARTED CANTO 4 ON THE 18TH OF DECEMBER 2025, ANY CANTO RELEASE AFTER THAT DATE CAN BE IGNORED, ALSO NOTE THAT THE STORY STARTS AFTER LION GET HIT BY THE LIM BUS,(cause I’m to lazy to watch a video or replay the prologue to remember what they said before that happens)]

Chapter 1

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When I saw the Sinners step off the bus I locked the hell in and yelled out “Meursault kill 2 of those guys” The sinner without hesitation does what I’ve asked with efficiency . I get uplook the survivor in the eye “Yeah so take their corpses  and tell your boss to fuck off, or you die as well”  The loser just runs off without saying anything, after talking so tough too. I turn to the other sinners(giving a slight nod to Faust as well) and address them “As Vergil probably told you on the way here I’m the manager of this little entourage… I’m Dante, sinner number 10” Don Quixote raises their hand “Before you say anything else” some chains fly out of me attaching themselves to the sinners “Aight, let’s go”  I head on to the bus without explaining Faust following behind…

 

I heard one of the sinners yell out “What the hell, you can’t just do that and leave without explaining “ But of course, I'm doing so now.