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SHANE HOLLANDER UPDATES ☑ @hollanderupdater 1h ago
The Montreal Voyageurs have confirmed Shane Hollander was taken to Montreal General following the events of tonight's game. A spokesperson for the team has said that he is expected to make a full recovery. 1/2
SHANE HOLLANDER UPDATES ☑ @hollanderupdater 1h ago
However, the spokesperson confirmed Shane Hollander will be placed on injured reserve for the remainder of the season. A formal press release is expected later this morning. 2/2
SHANE HOLLANDER UPDATES ☑ @hollanderupdater 1h ago
everyone send good wishes to my boy 🤕
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shayden enjoyer @pikespike 23m ago
feeling like i just took a breath for the first time in hours
SHANE HOLLANDER UPDATES ☑ @hollanderupdater 1h ago
The Montreal Voyageurs have confirmed Shane Hollander was taken to Montreal General following the events of tonight's game. A spokesperson for the team has said that he is expected to make a full recovery. 1/2
shane homo-nder @shaneshaneshane 19m ago
shane hollander is a baby hes not allowed to be injured thats child endangerment where are the authorities
#2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 18m ago
🍺 pouring one out for hayden pike he must be so stressed 🍺
shayden enjoyer @pikespike 11m ago
ok but did u guys SEE the way he rushed to defend his man??? ur telling me u dont have EYES?????
➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 8m ago
no ur so valid that was a fight to the death before the refs got there
➥ hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 7m ago
ur all freaks pike literally has like nine kids
➥ hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 6m ago
not to mention the WIFE 🤢
➥➥ shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
theres no way a hollanov shipper is in my mentions rn calling ME a freak
Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
shane hollander was rushed to the hospital and you're making it about your ship?
shayden enjoyer @pikespike 1h ago
ok but did u guys SEE the way he rushed to defend his man??? ur telling me u dont have EYES?????
➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
this behaviour is so dehumanizing
➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
he's going to be out for the rest of the season and now the count is on for how many more knocks he can take before medical shuts him out for good
➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
but no, lets make up stories in our head about how he's fucking his teammate instead
➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
porn addicted mentality
➥ ➥ Paul Thibodeau 🇨🇦 @PaulThibodeau1964 3m ago
and it means we wont win the cup this year
➥ ➥ ➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 1m ago
great priorities paul
🔒 shayden enjoyer @pikespike 4m ago
going priv until tmrw wtf
🔒 shayden enjoyer @pikespike 4m ago
it is NOT that serious
Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
shane hollander was rushed to the hospital and you're making it about your ship?
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 2 days ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
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g @bearsendzone 2 days ago
u might think ur mentally ill but are u zooming in on hockey players instagrams to try to match electrical outlet placement levels of mentally ill or are u actually fine
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hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 2 days ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
NEW YAWK CITY BABY @admireadmirals 3h ago
man i dont even go here but some of u need therapy
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 2 days ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
sam @hollapikegirl 1 day ago
imagine being hayden pike and seeing ur husband being shipped on dot twitter dot com with the worst person in the NHL
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 2 days ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
injured reserve list hater @voyageuse 1 day ago
does anyone remember when that kpop idol got caught with a bf bc of the reflection in her SPOON?
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 2 days ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
➥ injured reserve list hater @voyageuse 1 day ago
thats what this feels like
#2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 8m ago
shayden literally still share a hotel room and u are talking about spoon reflections
injured reserve list hater @voyageuse 1 day ago
thats what this feels like
#2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 3m ago
FREE ME FROM THESE PEOPLE
➥ shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
u gotta stop engaging with them babe delulu is gonna delulu
➥ sam @hollapikegirl 2m ago
have a shayden head bonk gif as a distraction
➥ ➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 30s ago
THANK YOU
NEW YORK ADMIRALS ☑ @admiralsNHL 1h ago
The New York Admirals stand fully behind our captain, Scott Hunter, and his right to love who he loves. Hockey is for everyone.
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NEW YAWK CITY BABY @admireadmirals 54m ago
ppl who care about this are so weird i would let this man hit me with his car if it meant we won the cup again
NEW YORK ADMIRALS ☑ @admiralsNHL 1h ago
The New York Admirals stand fully behind our captain, Scott Hunter, and his right to love who he loves. Hockey is for everyone.
shayden enjoyer @pikespike 12m ago
omg does this mean shayden can FINALLY drop the jackie beard
NEW YORK ADMIRALS ☑ @admiralsNHL 1h ago
The New York Admirals stand fully behind our captain, Scott Hunter, and his right to love who he loves. Hockey is for everyone.
➥ sam @hollapikegirl 7m ago
no seriously let that poor woman be free
NHL Hockey Fan @ESPN_CONSPIRACY 46m ago
hockey is for families. this revolting behaviour is not appropriate for children. myself and a group of concerned parents have started a petition 1/13
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NEW YORK ADMIRALS ☑ @admiralsNHL 4h ago
The New York Admirals stand fully behind our captain, Scott Hunter, and his right to love who he loves. Hockey is for everyone.
TWO TIME CUP WINNERS @MTL_VOYAG_FAN 15m ago
is it weird i'm more mad about the shippers being rude about jackie than i am the homophobes
➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
no me too
➥➥ shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
oh and im the one with the fucked up priorities
#2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 48m ago
SHAYDEN SUMMER COTTAGE TRIP CONFIRMED
shayden enjoyer @pikespike 19m ago
oh theyre MARRIED MARRIED
#2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 13m ago
LOOK AT THEM MY BABIES THEYRE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE
➥ sam @hollapikegirl 11m ago
theyre so perfect for each other they make me sick
➥ sam @hollapikegirl 11m ago
like yeah fine im shane hollander im the best hockey player in a generation and i get paid millions of dollars but also i get to play every day with the love of my life who i met as a teenager like FINE
➥ sam @hollapikegirl 11m ago
some of us are SINGLE
➥ ➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 3m ago
PREACH
Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
the delulus have reached the point of cropping jackie out of pictures can we PLEASE get rid of them
#2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 34m ago
LOOK AT THEM MY BABIES THEYRE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE
➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 3m ago
omg ur in love with us do u want to make out
➥ ➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 3m ago
unblock me coward
Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 1m ago
can someone please send me the link to the chainblocker that actually works
hollanov real@g0v0yageurs 15m ago
updated with more proof. hollanov definitely spent time at sh's cottage this summer when ir didnt go back to 🇷🇺
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 7 months ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
shayden enjoyer @pikespike 21m ago
hollanov shippers r so obsessed with us why is it every time we get a moment they have to turn around and invent the same thing for their ship
➥ shayden enjoyer @pikespike 20m ago
like sry ur ship isnt real go find a new hobby leave us ALONE
➥ ➥ sam @hollapikegirl 2m ago
and theyre so obsessed with jackie too like sorry you only believe in beards when were talking abt rose 😭😭😭
shane homo-nder @shaneshaneshane 19m ago
fast - explain the kids
sam @hollapikegirl 1h ago
and theyre so obsessed with jackie like sorry you only believe in beards when were talking abt rose 😭😭😭
➥ sam @hollapikegirl 2m ago
that baby is obviously a doll. oomf went into it in detail look www.tumblr.com/shaydenrealities/1142...
shane homo-nder @shaneshaneshane 8m ago
sometimes i think im weird but then i come on here
shane homo-nder @shaneshaneshane 8m ago
some of u should not be legally allowed to freely roam
shayden enjoyer @pikespike 5m ago
i just dont get it hollanov have interacted like.. three times
➥ shayden enjoyer @pikespike 5m ago
how can u have a ship with no moments?
➥ ➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 3m ago
exactly like!!!!! ONE all stars game? a couple clips from when they were rookies? thats it? BABES ITS BEEN A DECADE GIVE IT UP
➥ ➥ ➥ shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
and rozanov so obviously hates him hes always chirping him in interviews 😭😭😭
➥ ➥ ➥➥ #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 30s ago
u get it
ESPN HOCKEY ☑ @ESPNHOCKEY 1h ago
Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov and teammate Shane Hollander announce relationship, marriage. www.espn.com/article/...
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Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
u cannot be serious
ESPN HOCKEY ☑ @ESPNHOCKEY 1h ago
Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov and teammate Shane Hollander announce relationship, marriage. www.espn.com/article/...
➥ ROZZIE GAY ICON NO CLICKBAIT @rozenough 5m ago
DIE HOMOPHOBE
shane homo-nder @shaneshaneshane 19m ago
shayden shippers on suicide watch rn
ESPN HOCKEY ☑ @ESPNHOCKEY 1h ago
Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov and teammate Shane Hollander announce relationship, marriage. www.espn.com/article/...
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 15m ago
what.
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ESPN HOCKEY ☑ @ESPNHOCKEY 6h ago
Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov and teammate Shane Hollander announce relationship, marriage. www.espn.com/article/...
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 15m ago
GUSY IM FJKUCKING SSOBBINGG
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 15m ago
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HOLLANOV REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! @g0v0yageurs 15m ago
ITS SO BROKEN I CANT REPLY TO EVERYONE BUT I AM SHAKINGGGGGGGGGGG
HOLLANOV REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! @g0v0yageurs 15m ago
I JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR THEM
HOLLANOV REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! @g0v0yageurs 15m ago
THEY HAVE A DOG TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭😭
ROZZIE GAY ICON NO CLICKBAIT @rozenough 5m ago
shoutout to the OG @g0v0yageurs for being sherlock holmes or some shit my god
➥ hollander's socks @shanefootsmeller 5m ago
no seriously are you hiring @FBI
➥ ➥ ROZZIE GAY ICON NO CLICKBAIT @rozenough 5m ago
get away from me freak
shane homo-nder @shaneshaneshane 19m ago
we all still agree this was fucking weird and invasive tho right
hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 3 years ago
hollanov is REAL and i have proof a thread 1/?
➥ Sarah 🏒 @hockeylady1 11m ago
I have been saying this. shippers are a plague on this fandom
➥ ROZZIE GAY ICON NO CLICKBAIT @rozenough 5m ago
yes
➥ ➥ HOLLANOV REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! @g0v0yageurs 3m ago
i thought i was sherlock holmes
➥ ➥ ➥ ROZZIE GAY ICON NO CLICKBAIT @rozenough 1m ago
two things can be true at once
CLOSED @shaydenism 30s ago
[closed]
moved @pikespike 2m ago
guess that's it then
moved @pikespike 2m ago
if anyone still wants to be moots i'll be at @haydenpikeONLY
moved @pikespike 2m ago
i cant believe hollander would betray us like this. hes always been so selfish
sam @hollapikegirl 32m ago
im not gna delete this acct bc it has so many good memories but i dont think ill be using it anymore after the news
➥ afk era @hollapikegirl 32m ago
maybe one day we'll find out it was all for publicity and then ill come back but until then thanks everyone for all the fun years
➥ ➥ CLOSED @shaydenism 30s ago
im waiting for the memoir in twenty years. im sure the truth will come out.
➥ ➥ ➥ afk era @hollapikegirl 32m ago
me too bestie
HOLLANOV REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! @g0v0yageurs 30s ago
about that.
afk era @hollapikegirl 2yrs ago
like yeah fine im shane hollander im the best hockey player in a generation and i get paid millions of dollars but also i get to play every day with the love of my life who i met as a teenager like FINE
OTT 🔜 @voyageuse 1hr ago
omg does anyone remember when friends of this acct swarmed me for not believing in their ship?
afk era @hollapikegirl 2yrs ago
like yeah fine im shane hollander im the best hockey player in a generation and i get paid millions of dollars but also i get to play every day with the love of my life who i met as a teenager like FINE
➥ OTT 🔜 @voyageuse 1hr ago
GOD IS REAL AND HE LOVES ME
➥ ➥ ✝️ THE TRUTH ✝️ @GodIsLight 6m ago
DEDICATE YOURSELF TO HIM. GIVE UP YOUR LIFE TO LIVE IN HIS GLORY.
🔒 OTT 🔜 @voyageuse 2m ago
mom come pick me up im scared
✝️ THE TRUTH ✝️ @GodIsLight 47m ago
DEDICATE YOURSELF TO HIM. GIVE UP YOUR LIFE TO LIVE IN HIS GLORY.
ILYA ROZANOV ☑ @ILYAROZANOV 1h ago
second best hockey player in generation
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afk era @hollapikegirl 2yrs ago
like yeah fine im shane hollander im the best hockey player in a generation and i get paid millions of dollars but also i get to play every day with the love of my life who i met as a teenager like FINE
⟳ Shane Hollander 🏒 ☑ @shanehollanderhockey retweeted 5m ago
afk era @hollapikegirl 2yrs ago
like yeah fine im shane hollander im the best hockey player in a generation and i get paid millions of dollars but also i get to play every day with the love of my life who i met as a teenager like FINE