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Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal

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@gayonmain
Replying to @cinematichomos
nine YEARS?????
@jerkmefor
Replying to @cinematichomos
“we do not usually say first names” took me OUT
@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @cinematichomos
this is not a situationship this is a hostage situation
@lisabooktok
Replying to @cinematichomos
this sounds like a horrible movie
@janice729303
Replying to @cinematichomos
he said four times a year like that makes it better
@deercatgybrik
Replying to @cinematichomos
i wish someone would be obsessed with me for 9 yrs
@threadsummaries
Replying to @cinematichomos
context: OP is a man who has been hooking up with his coworker for nine years, got upset when coworker got a girlfriend, insists this is normal adult behavior
@rearrage1
Replying to @cinematichomos
he keeps saying “busy adults” like sir you are 25
Lily
@lily1221
HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?
Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal

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@lily1221
Replying to @lily1221
maybe there’s advice here?
Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
OMG HE’S ON TWITTER
Lily @lily1221
HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?
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Lily
@lily1221
HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?
Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal

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@lily1221
Replying to @lily1221
maybe there’s advice here?
@thisisacryforhelp
Replying to @lily1221
bestie log off
@achimiwaenthu
Replying to @lily1221
welcome to twitter king
@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221
did you really have a 9 year situationship?
@unimportent
Replying to @lily1221
so you saw him everyday for 9 year straight, wow
@lily1221
Replying to @unimportent
It is not nine years continuous. It’s lie. Liar told you that.
Lily
@lily1221
I ask for advice and people make me into joke. This is strange behavior. Also many things are taken out of context. Reddit people are the dramatic one. ALSO IM BISEXUAL
Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal

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@internetanthro
Replying to @lily1221
sir you posted it!! What did you expect CTFU
@parasocialhour
Replying to @lily1221
this is cinema actually 
@ewatimi
Replying to @lily1221
he is fighting for his life in the replies
@jonesjoneiy
Replying to @lily1221
i hate reddit so much
@lily1221
Replying to @jonesjoneiy
me too
Lily
@lily1221
English is not my first language. Stop analyze every word.
Lily @lily1221
I ask for advice and people make me into joke. This is strange behavior. Also many things are taken out of context. Reddit people are very dramatic.
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@keirnaq
Replying to @lily1221
ok wait now i feel bad stop making fun of him guys
@dotmaje
Replying to @lily1221
can i call you the nine years guy?
Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal

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@sushindsmoke
Replying to @cinematichomos
idg why were they coworkers who only see each other in the same cities 🤔
@rinksidechaos
Replying to @sushindsmoke
this feels sports coded idk
Lily
@lily1221
I ask for advice and people make me into joke. This is strange behavior. Also many things are taken out of context. Reddit people are the dramatic one. ALSO IM BISEXUAL
Reddit finds
@cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal

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@streamblueparadise
Replying to @lily1221
can you update us at least?
Lily
@lily1221
guys he just told me they broke up and he smiled at me today
Elen is iconik @streamblueparadise
can you update us at least?
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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221
LILY THIS IS NOT YOUR SIGN
@lisabooktok
Replying to @lily1221
this is act two and it’s getting interesting
@kazueas
Replying to @lily1221
girl GO CONFESS RIGHT NOW
@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221
do NOT go back oh my god
@higherocona
Replying to @lily1221
lowkey sounds like you caused the breakup
@lily1221
Replying to @higherocona
I did not cause anything. I did not even talk to him
@higherocona
Replying to @lily1221
you just said he told you
@lily1221
Replying to @higherocona
yes after breakup
@lalisavtube
Replying to @lily1221
this is literally your moment
@jimoutin
Replying to @lily1221
bro please for the love of god do not sleep with him again
@eumpppadad
Replying to @jimoutin
im sure he will
@wokejoshi
Replying to @lily1221
if you dont go after him i will scream
@iwnanaride
Replying to @lily1221
you emotionally cheated with him for nine years be serious
@lily1221
Replying to @iwnanaride
they were not dating then!! you cant read
Lily
@lily1221
Please stop say I ruined relationship. This is unfair.
Lily @lily1221
guys he just told me they broke up and he smiled at me today
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@tiiuchinggrass
Replying to @lily1221
so you didn’t pray for this huh
@lily1221
Replying to @tiiuchinggrass
People break up all time. Im happy but is life.
@chattok
Replying to @lily1221
he is so serious im obsessed
@kevinmoontbz
Replying to @lily1221
maybe log off and talk to him about your feelings now lily?
@lily1221
Replying to @kevinmoontbz
not easy. we cannot date because of reasons
Lily
@lily1221
I will not update again. This is stressful.
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Lily
@lily1221
He invite me to his cottage. Should I go? Poll: Yes No Poll ends in 24 hours 312.8K votes
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Lily
@lily1221
He invite me to his cottage. Should I go? Poll Results 14% Yes 86% No 500K votes
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@buceibtch
Replying to @lily1221
NO❤️
@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221
absolutely not
@lisabooktok
Replying to @lily1221
to do WHAT? to fuck some more?????
@lily1221
Replying to @lisabooktok
It is just cottage. you’ve never gone to one?
@loofarha
Replying to @lily1221
YES GO TALK IT OUT
@lily1221
Replying to @loofarha
Yes. we’re adults. We can talk normal
@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221
LILY THIS IS HOW YOU ADD ANOTHER YEAR
@lily1221
Replying to @parasocialpanic
Dont say I am adding year. This is rude.
@jaypark
Replying to @lily1221
tell him to download grindr and add me
@eumpppadad
Replying to @lily1221
called it
@eumpppadad
Replying to @eumpppadad
early prediction: he is absolutely going
@wokejoshi
Replying to @lily1221
this is literally fate idc. if you dont go you will regret it forever
hit twt pls
@randominternetuser8920
waiting for the “going to the cottage” tweet
Lily @lily1221
He invite me to his cottage. Should I go? Poll Results 14% Yes 86% No 500K votes
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Lily
@lily1221
Going to the cottage. Thank you to 14 percent of you for encouraging. 
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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221
YOU”VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
@loofarha
Replying to @lily1221
WE ARE GOING TO THE COTTAGE
@lily1221
Replying to @loofarha
please stop say “we” I am going alone.
@lonestrange13
Replying to @lily1221
everyone keeps saying they’re going to the cottage and i assume this is the og post? Anyway i need context
@threadsummaries
Replying to @lonestrange13
His nine-year situationship ended when the other guy got a girlfriend. He spilled everything on Reddit, it went viral on Twitter, then he made a poll about going to a cottage. Everyone said no… but he’s still going.
Banana bake
@jokekingalwab
did we ever hear back from the nine-year cottage guy?
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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @jokekingalwab
maybe he got killed in cottage forest. Idk.
@loofarha
Replying to @parasocialpanic
omgh plot twist
@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @jokekingalwab
it’s been almost two weeks😭
@tarzannchaewon
Replying to @jokekingalwab
Hey guys wassup
@tarzannender
Replying to @tarzannchaewon
Shut up
Lily
@lily1221
I am alive. My DMs are flooded but I will update in few.
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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221
did you tell him you’ve been yearning for him?
@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221
THE SUSPENSE TELL US NOW😭😭
@lisabooktok
Replying to @lily1221
no wait cliffhanger is perfect
@jokekingalwab
Replying to @lily1221
he lives! bless can’t wait for report from cottage
Lily
@lily1221
We are lovers now.
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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221
WHO USES LOVERS sounds gross
@lily1221
Replying to @slowdrewburn45
ah you sound like my boyfriend
@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221
omg is he serious
@keirnaq
Replying to @lily1221
tell me this is true or I die
Mango lover
@eumpppadad
Damn if someone can get his man after 10 years, I can do anything… maybe I should confess to my best friend idk
Lily @lily1221
We are lovers now.
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Haithen
@dotmaje
is this my sign guys
Lily @lily1221
We are lovers now.
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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221
NO THIS IS NOT YOUR SIGN
Lily
@lily1221
Update: I moved countries to be closer to him.
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@lilynd10yrlover
Replying to @lily1221
wait WHAT you moved countries for your situationship?
@lily1221
Replying to @lilynd10yrlover
We are not situationship. We are relationship.
Lily
@lily1221
Omg 2 million followers? Where did all of you come from? Yes. We are still in love after one year.❤️ I can’t update everyday. I'm busy adult. Sorry to everyone asking for couple pic. I cannot post me and my boyfriend because we are kinda famous. I will force him take one with me today though? Give me pose suggestions.
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@haobin_married
Replying to @lily1221
Take one in a dim-light car. You can frame it. Use a large frame and give it to him on birthday. something like this: 
@lily1221
Replying to @haobin_married
Good idea
@binneulbinsansan
Replying to @haobin_married
OOMF I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
@haobin_married
Replying to @binneulbinsansan
the haobinfication of this random couple, yes
Slow dew burn
@lilynd10yrlover
wait… if they are famous… who are they?
Lily @lily1221
Omg 2 million followers? Where did all of you come from? Yes. We are still in love after one year.❤️ I can’t update everyday. Sorry to everyone asking for couple pic. I cannot post me and my boyfriend because we are kinda famous. I will force him take one with me today though? Give me pose suggestions.
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@lisabooktok
Replying to @lilynd10yrlover
OH MY GOD did we help a celebrity get a boyfriend?
Elisa
@sushindsmoke
I did a little research and I'm a hockey fan soooo… Anyway, last year, this hockey player moved to this country and started a charity with his 10-year rival. Is anyone picking what I am putting down?
Lily @lily1221
Omg 2 million followers? Where did all of you come from? Yes. We are still in love after one year.❤️ I can’t update everyday. Sorry to everyone asking for couple pic. I cannot post me and my boyfriend because we are kinda famous. I will force him take one with me today though? Give me pose suggestions.
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@puckhead12
Replying to @sushindsmoke
HOLLANOV?
@cwndplants
Replying to @sushindsmoke
no fucking way!!
@jessiedi
Replying to @sushindsmoke
i doubt it but i see where you’re coming from
@blueueyed789
Replying to @sushindsmoke
look what i found 
@jessiedi
Replying to @blueueyed789
athlete can be anything and he didn’t say yes
Bett is seeing the game
@rozzlander
WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE!!! Is this why Yuna Hollander was at the centaurs game?
Elisa @sushindsmoke
I did a little research and I'm a hockey fan soooo… Anyway, last year, this hockey player moved to this country and started a charity with his 10-year rival. Is anyone picking what I am putting down?
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