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the situationship chronicles

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Lily @lily1221

HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?

Reddit finds @cinematichomos

on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal [attached link]

Ilya turns to Reddit for comfort after Shane starts dating Rose. What follows is him getting bullied on Reddit, going viral on Twitter, using Twitter as a relationship therapist and going to the cottage despite everyone begging him not to.

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hiiii thank you for all the love all my last socmed au. i was really surprised by the amount of people who read it aaaaa

here's a new one, i hope it's equally as interesting<3 happy new yearrrr

(thank you rae for helping me with this)

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 20 minutes ago.

I need advice

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Hi. I am new here. How do I use this app?

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 20 minutes ago.

I need advice

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Hi. I am new here. How do I use this app?

Edit: Thanks for the help. I will figure it out on my own.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 8 hours ago.

My [25M] hook up [25M] has a girlfriend

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We have been hooking up for a while now. I always think there is no strings attached. But seeing him with her makes me sick. And she is hot also. He has very good taste, yes. But I still hate her. I recently find out he has a girlfriend and it hurts that he does not tell me first. The last time we hook up, he leave very fast after I call him by his name. It did not mean anything. He overreact. He looks happy. Yes. Please give me advice or breakup potion. (I copy this format from someone else. I hope is correct.)

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Floatingspiriit136 · 3 hours ago

Have you considered confessing how you feel?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 3 hours ago

How I feel? I do not have feelings for him. We just fuck, yes.

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Floatingspiriit136 · 3 hours ago

👍

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Pornesaianparapio · 1 hour ago

I am sorry OP. Sounds like you are hurt. I have been in a situationship like this too. Group hug for both of us. Just know you cannot confess to him. It would only hurt you and he clearly does not like you if he did not even tell you he was ending things. I do think you have feelings though, because you called him by his name. I assume that is not something you usually do. If it helps, I will curse him for you.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 40 minutes ago

I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS. I just miss fucking. Is different thing.

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anxiousndlonely · 35 minutes ago

Babe, you sound like a red flag.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 33 minutes ago

Red flag is bad thing?

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noseinbusiness · 30 minutes ago

oh brother

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 20 minutes ago.

My [25M] hook up [25M] went on a date with his girlfriend

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Hello. I need advice how to break my phone. His smile looks very forced. I hate watching TV now because I see her everywhere. Also news.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 10 minutes ago.

Update I think

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I do not know if I update or make new post. Sorry if wrong. I saw them again last night. Not in person. On screen. He look miserable. People say they are happy couple but I do not see it. I know his face very well. This app is like diary now. Is okay.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 40 minutes ago.

I miss him

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I miss him today. This is stupid because we are adults and busy. We haven’t seen each other in a while. I am just writing here because I cannot text him.

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somebody_else92 · 20 minutes ago

Maybe forget he exists and focus on yourself.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 19 minutes ago

I cannot forget easily.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 7 minutes ago.

Question

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If someone is smiling on camera but not with eyes, is that lie or just tired? Asking for myself.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 18 minutes ago.

This is not important

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I keep seeing her face in news. People talk about them like they are perfect. They do not know him. This is weird to say but sometimes I forget normal people do not know him like I do. Sorry.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 16 hours ago.

How to get over my [25M] 9 year hook up [25M]

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He got a girlfriend recently and they are not breaking up. I try everything. I sleep with other girls and also dudes but nothing help. We have known each other for nine years and everything was good. We meet. We hook up. You know how it is. Until I ruin it by saying his name and then he has girlfriend. I wish I can go back 9 years ago when we fucked for the first time, so i don’t do it. I was horny, though. So maybe I would have done it. I have nobody to tell this because nobody know I am bi, so I am here. I just thought we can keep doing this forever, you know. I think I have feelings little bit. Not love. Just something. Yesterday we see each other in person at work but for first time we do not give each other room number. I wink to make joke but he look away. Maybe he hate me now. I really want to get over him because he deserve to be happy too. Better with me, but nothing to do. He can stay with sexy girl and I suffer. Please give advice.

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what_even_is_life · 14 hours ago

Nine years?????

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 14 hours ago

Yes but not like every day. We are busy adults.

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therapized · 14 hours ago

OP that is not a hook up. That is a long term situationship

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 14 hours ago

What is situationship. Is this new word?

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throwawayplshelp · 13 hours ago

How often do you even see this man?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 13 hours ago

Depends. Sometimes two times in year. Sometimes more. Is normal.

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throwawayplshelp · 13 hours ago

That is not normal

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 13 hours ago

For busy adults it is.

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mathbutmakeittrauma · 12 hours ago

You said you ruined it by saying his name. What does that mean?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 12 hours ago

We do not usually say first names. It was accident.

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mathbutmakeittrauma · 12 hours ago

OP WHAT

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just_here_4cats · 10 hours ago

Why are you meeting him at work? Are you coworkers?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 10 hours ago

Something like that. Same field.

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just_here_4cats · 10 hours ago

What field?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 10 hours ago

Professional.

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chronicallyonline88 · 9 hours ago

Are you athletes or something?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 9 hours ago

🙂

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logicalandgay · 8 hours ago

OP that smiley face is suspicious

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 8 hours ago

I like smiley.

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emotionalsupportrat · 7 hours ago

Nine years. You sleep together. You travel together. You share room number. You’re sad because he has a girlfriend. You are emotionally attached. That was a relationship

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 7 hours ago

We do not travel together. We just sometimes are in same city.

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user443920 · 5 hours ago

You want him to be happy but only with you. That is selfish

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 4 hours ago

I said he can be happy with her. I'm just also sad.

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hotmesscentral · 4 hours ago

Why do you keep calling her sexy? Are you sure you’re gay?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 4 hours ago

I’m bisexual and She is objectively attractive. I am honest person.

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been_there_regret · 3 hours ago

OP please read your post again but pretend someone else wrote it.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 1 hour ago

I read it. Is good.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 5 hours ago.

How to get over my [25M] 9 year hook up [25M] (Clarification because many people are misunderstanding)

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This was my last post [🔗:How to get over my [25M] 9 year hook up [25M]] I see many comments and I think people misunderstood what I mean. It is not nine years continuous. We do not live together. We do not date. We do not talk every day. We text like six days of the week. Sometimes we do not see each other for long time. Months. We only meet when we are in same city. Maybe four times in year. Sometimes more. Sometimes less. This is why I say hook up. It is not relationship. Also I do not want steal him from his sexy girlfriend. I respect relationship. I am just sad. Please stop say I am in love. This is dramatic. I have feelings little bit. Is different thing. I just want advice how to move on. Not judgement.

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youre_not_ready · 4 hours ago

Four times a year for nine years is still a relationship.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 4 hours ago

No because there is no label.

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define_me290 · 3 hours ago

OP that is still continuous. Time does not reset

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 3 hours ago

Doesn’t count as continuous.

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queerchaos99 · 2 hours ago

You only fuck when you are in the same city. That sounds planned.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 2 hours ago

Yes.

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longtermshortterm · 1 hour ago

You’re emotionally attached and jealous. that’s love.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 1 hour ago

No. Not jealous. Not in love. Just sad.

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this_is_not_ok · 55 minutes ago

You keep minimizing everything but you’re clearly devastated

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 53 minutes ago

I am just sad. Sad is allowed.

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unpaidtherapist · 43 minutes ago

You are in denial.

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exhaustedalway · 50 minutes ago

OP, why are you fighting everyone giving advice?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 42 minutes ago

I am not fighting. I am explaining.

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heartkyu · 35 minutes ago

I have a question. What do you do for work that you are always in the same cities 4 times a year?

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 30 minutes ago

This is not relevant.

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chronically_confused · 10 minutes ago

You sound like a situationship final boss.

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gimmeadvice8225 · OP · 5 minutes ago

What is situationship? So many people use it.

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r/relationships · Posted by u/gimmeadvice8225 5 hours ago.

How to get over my [25M] 9 year hook up [25M] (Clarification because many people are misunderstanding)

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This was my last post [🔗:How to get over my [25M] 9 year hook up [25M]] I see many comments and I think people misunderstood what I mean. It is not nine years continuous. We do not live together. We do not date. We do not talk every day. We text like six days of the week. Sometimes we do not see each other for long time. Months. We only meet when we are in same city. Maybe four times in year. Sometimes more. Sometimes less. This is why I say hook up. It is not relationship. Also I do not want steal him from his sexy girlfriend. I respect relationship. I am just sad. Please stop say I am in love. This is dramatic. I have feelings little bit. Is different thing. I just want advice how to move on. Not judgement. Edit by OP: Okay. I read many comments and you are all very mean. I come here because I have nobody to talk to and instead everyone call me delusional and in love and stupid. English is not my first language and you all use many words to make fun. I am leaving this app. Thank you to maybe three people who try help. To everyone else, please be nicer to people. Goodbye. Edit 2: Stop messaging me. This is harassment now.

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nine YEARS?????

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@jerkmefor
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“we do not usually say first names” took me OUT

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@slowdrewburn45
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this is not a situationship this is a hostage situation

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@lisabooktok
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this sounds like a horrible movie

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@janice729303
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he said four times a year like that makes it better

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@deercatgybrik
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i wish someone would be obsessed with me for 9 yrs

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@threadsummaries
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context: OP is a man who has been hooking up with his coworker for nine years, got upset when coworker got a girlfriend, insists this is normal adult behavior

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he keeps saying “busy adults” like sir you are 25

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HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?

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maybe there’s advice here?

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OMG HE’S ON TWITTER

Lily @lily1221

HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?


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Lily
@lily1221

HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?

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@lily1221
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maybe there’s advice here?

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@thisisacryforhelp
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bestie log off

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@achimiwaenthu
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welcome to twitter king

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@slowdrewburn45
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did you really have a 9 year situationship?

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@unimportent
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so you saw him everyday for 9 year straight, wow

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@lily1221
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It is not nine years continuous. It’s lie. Liar told you that.

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I ask for advice and people make me into joke. This is strange behavior. Also many things are taken out of context. Reddit people are the dramatic one. ALSO IM BISEXUAL

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@internetanthro
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sir you posted it!! What did you expect CTFU

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@parasocialhour
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this is cinema actually

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he is fighting for his life in the replies

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i hate reddit so much

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@lily1221
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me too

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English is not my first language. Stop analyze every word.

Lily @lily1221

I ask for advice and people make me into joke. This is strange behavior. Also many things are taken out of context. Reddit people are very dramatic.


 


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@keirnaq
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ok wait now i feel bad stop making fun of him guys

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can i call you the nine years guy?

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@sushindsmoke
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idg why were they coworkers who only see each other in the same cities 🤔

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I ask for advice and people make me into joke. This is strange behavior. Also many things are taken out of context. Reddit people are the dramatic one. ALSO IM BISEXUAL

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@streamblueparadise
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can you update us at least?

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guys he just told me they broke up and he smiled at me today

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can you update us at least?


 


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@slowdrewburn45
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LILY THIS IS NOT YOUR SIGN

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@lisabooktok
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this is act two and it’s getting interesting

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@kazueas
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girl GO CONFESS RIGHT NOW

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@parasocialpanic
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do NOT go back oh my god

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@higherocona
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lowkey sounds like you caused the breakup

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@lily1221
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I did not cause anything. I did not even talk to him

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@higherocona
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you just said he told you

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@lily1221
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yes after breakup

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@lalisavtube
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this is literally your moment

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@jimoutin
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bro please for the love of god do not sleep with him again

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@eumpppadad
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im sure he will

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@wokejoshi
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if you dont go after him i will scream

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@iwnanaride
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you emotionally cheated with him for nine years be serious

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@lily1221
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they were not dating then!! you cant read

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Please stop say I ruined relationship. This is unfair.

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guys he just told me they broke up and he smiled at me today


 


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@tiiuchinggrass
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so you didn’t pray for this huh

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@lily1221
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People break up all time. Im happy but is life.

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@chattok
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he is so serious im obsessed

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@kevinmoontbz
Replying to @lily1221

maybe log off and talk to him about your feelings now lily?

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@lily1221
Replying to @kevinmoontbz

not easy. we cannot date because of reasons

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Lily
@lily1221

I will not update again. This is stressful.


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Lily
@lily1221

He invite me to his cottage. Should I go? Poll: Yes No Poll ends in 24 hours 312.8K votes


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Lily
@lily1221

He invite me to his cottage. Should I go? Poll Results 14% Yes 86% No 500K votes


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@buceibtch
Replying to @lily1221

NO❤️

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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221

absolutely not

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@lisabooktok
Replying to @lily1221

to do WHAT? to fuck some more?????

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@lily1221
Replying to @lisabooktok

It is just cottage. you’ve never gone to one?

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@loofarha
Replying to @lily1221

YES GO TALK IT OUT

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@lily1221
Replying to @loofarha

Yes. we’re adults. We can talk normal

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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221

LILY THIS IS HOW YOU ADD ANOTHER YEAR

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@lily1221
Replying to @parasocialpanic

Dont say I am adding year. This is rude.

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@jaypark
Replying to @lily1221

tell him to download grindr and add me

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@eumpppadad
Replying to @lily1221

called it

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@eumpppadad
Replying to @eumpppadad

early prediction: he is absolutely going

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@wokejoshi
Replying to @lily1221

this is literally fate idc. if you dont go you will regret it forever

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hit twt pls
@randominternetuser8920

waiting for the “going to the cottage” tweet

Lily @lily1221

He invite me to his cottage. Should I go? Poll Results 14% Yes 86% No 500K votes


 


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Lily
@lily1221

Going to the cottage. Thank you to 14 percent of you for encouraging. 


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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221

YOU”VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

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@loofarha
Replying to @lily1221

WE ARE GOING TO THE COTTAGE

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@lily1221
Replying to @loofarha

please stop say “we” I am going alone.

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@lonestrange13
Replying to @lily1221

everyone keeps saying they’re going to the cottage and i assume this is the og post? Anyway i need context

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@threadsummaries
Replying to @lonestrange13

His nine-year situationship ended when the other guy got a girlfriend. He spilled everything on Reddit, it went viral on Twitter, then he made a poll about going to a cottage. Everyone said no… but he’s still going.

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Banana bake
@jokekingalwab

did we ever hear back from the nine-year cottage guy?


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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @jokekingalwab

maybe he got killed in cottage forest. Idk.

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@loofarha
Replying to @parasocialpanic

omgh plot twist

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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @jokekingalwab

it’s been almost two weeks😭

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@tarzannchaewon
Replying to @jokekingalwab

Hey guys wassup

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@tarzannender
Replying to @tarzannchaewon

Shut up

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Lily
@lily1221

I am alive. My DMs are flooded but I will update in few.


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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221

did you tell him you’ve been yearning for him?

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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221

THE SUSPENSE TELL US NOW😭😭

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@lisabooktok
Replying to @lily1221

no wait cliffhanger is perfect

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@jokekingalwab
Replying to @lily1221

he lives! bless can’t wait for report from cottage

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Lily
@lily1221

We are lovers now.


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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221

WHO USES LOVERS sounds gross

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@lily1221
Replying to @slowdrewburn45

ah you sound like my boyfriend

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@parasocialpanic
Replying to @lily1221

omg is he serious

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@keirnaq
Replying to @lily1221

tell me this is true or I die

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Mango lover
@eumpppadad

Damn if someone can get his man after 10 years, I can do anything… maybe I should confess to my best friend idk

Lily @lily1221

We are lovers now.


 


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Haithen
@dotmaje

is this my sign guys

Lily @lily1221

We are lovers now.


 


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@slowdrewburn45
Replying to @lily1221

NO THIS IS NOT YOUR SIGN

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Lily
@lily1221

Update: I moved countries to be closer to him.


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@lilynd10yrlover
Replying to @lily1221

wait WHAT you moved countries for your situationship?

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@lily1221
Replying to @lilynd10yrlover

We are not situationship. We are relationship.

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Lily
@lily1221

Omg 2 million followers? Where did all of you come from? Yes. We are still in love after one year.❤️ I can’t update everyday. I'm busy adult. Sorry to everyone asking for couple pic. I cannot post me and my boyfriend because we are kinda famous. I will force him take one with me today though? Give me pose suggestions.


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@haobin_married
Replying to @lily1221

Take one in a dim-light car. You can frame it. Use a large frame and give it to him on birthday. something like this:

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@lily1221
Replying to @haobin_married

Good idea

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@binneulbinsansan
Replying to @haobin_married

OOMF I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

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@haobin_married
Replying to @binneulbinsansan

the haobinfication of this random couple, yes

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Slow dew burn
@lilynd10yrlover

wait… if they are famous… who are they?

Lily @lily1221

Omg 2 million followers? Where did all of you come from? Yes. We are still in love after one year.❤️ I can’t update everyday. Sorry to everyone asking for couple pic. I cannot post me and my boyfriend because we are kinda famous. I will force him take one with me today though? Give me pose suggestions.


 


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@lisabooktok
Replying to @lilynd10yrlover

OH MY GOD did we help a celebrity get a boyfriend?

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Elisa
@sushindsmoke

I did a little research and I'm a hockey fan soooo… Anyway, last year, this hockey player moved to this country and started a charity with his 10-year rival. Is anyone picking what I am putting down?

Lily @lily1221

Omg 2 million followers? Where did all of you come from? Yes. We are still in love after one year.❤️ I can’t update everyday. Sorry to everyone asking for couple pic. I cannot post me and my boyfriend because we are kinda famous. I will force him take one with me today though? Give me pose suggestions.


 


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@puckhead12
Replying to @sushindsmoke

HOLLANOV?

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@cwndplants
Replying to @sushindsmoke

no fucking way!!

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@jessiedi
Replying to @sushindsmoke

i doubt it but i see where you’re coming from

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@blueueyed789
Replying to @sushindsmoke

look what i found

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@jessiedi
Replying to @blueueyed789

athlete can be anything and he didn’t say yes

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Bett is seeing the game
@rozzlander

WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE!!! Is this why Yuna Hollander was at the centaurs game?

Elisa @sushindsmoke

I did a little research and I'm a hockey fan soooo… Anyway, last year, this hockey player moved to this country and started a charity with his 10-year rival. Is anyone picking what I am putting down?


 


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Notes:

stiill working on my non-socmed ficsss but socmed aus are fun to make so maybe i'll do another one of thisss. come say hi on twt
also looking for more HR moots, so I’m always down to talk about my fics anydayyy.

thank you for reading<3

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