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Here is the sinner’s numbers for your reference:
Yi sang: 1
Faust: 2
Don Quixote: 3
Ryoshu: 4
Meursault: 5
Hong lu: 6
Heathcliff: 7
Ishmael: 8
Rodion: 9
Dante: 10 (Manager)
Sinclair: 11
Outis: 12
Gregor: 13
Sinner #12 opened a new group chat
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #1 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #2 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #3 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #4 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #5 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #6 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #7 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #8 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #9 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Esteemed Manager Dante to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #11 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #12 to the group
Sinner #12 invited Sinner #13 to the group
Sinner #12: Greetings, comrades. I have opened this chat upon the request of Vergilius. Due to an increase in incidents that have happened over the past few weeks, Vergilius and our manager decided to establish an effective way of communication between us members via texting. Starting from now on, sinners should and must report anything that seems to be out of order through the chatroom if you are unable to contact anyone else for help. Do I make myself clear?
Sinner #9: Ahh…so that’s why you handed each of us a phone this morning.
Sinner #12: Yes, and I can not stress more that this device can only be used for work purposes. Which means no games, no social media, no unnecessary apps. You may only use it to contact us through this chat or the call function.
Sinner #9: Aw! I’m pretty sure Dante here wouldn’t mind if we have a little fun with our new gift right?
Esteemed Manager Dante: Well, I don’t mind as long as it doesn’t interfere or impact your work. It could be nice for the sinners to have a bit of entertainment in between tasks.
Sinner #9: Sweet! Thanks, Dante! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
Sinner #1: I’m honoured that my feedback is well received and deemed as useful to the company.
Sinner #11: Oh, it was your idea, Heathcliff? I have never taken you to give feedback about something like this.
Sinner #7: What the bloody hell are you rambling on about.
Sinner #11: I am so sorry! I’m not really good at associating sinner numbers to who you guys are.
Sinner #3: Young Sinclair is most correct! I do concur with what thee thinks, our names which hold great meanings should not be reduced to mere numbers!
Sinner #13: It does feel a bit derogatory. Like we’re prisoners.
Sinner #9: Oh, I know! Let’s change our names! We can all brainstorm and think of new names for each of us.
Sinner #6: That sounds like a fun idea. Now whose name should we start with first?
Sinner #12: Hold on a second there. I thought we have established that this group chat is for work purposes only. What if someone’s urgent call for help is drowned amongst your useless prattle. Not to mention-
Esteemed Manager Dante: It’s okay, Outis.
Sinner #12: Fine. But this is a one time thing, no takebacks, no renaming.
Sinner #7: Well that shut her up real quick.
Sinner #3: Ay! I shall be the first to be bestowed a new name!
Sinner #4: D.O.N.
Sinner #3: PERFECT! Comrade Outis, I beseech upon thee the important task of changing my name!
Sinner #11: Ah..hold on just for a second.
Sinner #3 changed their name into D.O.N.
Sinner #6: What were you about to say, Sinclair?
Sinner #11: Dangerous Overexcited Neurodivergent.
Sinner #11: I wanted to say something but I guess I’m kinda slow at typing. I’m never good at these tech stuff.
D.O.N.: Pray tell, what is this “neurodivergent”?
Sinner #2: It is someone whose brains process information and perceive the world differently from the majority of people in the population. In other words, “different” as some may say.
D.O.N.: Hm! Very fitting for a unique character such as me!
Sinner #6: I would like to go next.
Sinner #11: A-are we not going to tell her?
Sinner #1: I mean it is quite true. She does display such signs herself. As I do not think it is meant as a derogatory term so it should be alright.
Sinner #13: What about “Jade eye”?
Sinner #6: Would you like to be called “Roach arm”?
Sinner #13: Sorry, that was insensitive of me.
Sinner #12: This has been going on for too long. I have received a list of usernames from Don Quixote, we will use this.
Sinner #1 —> Yi sang a song
Sinner #2 —> Wikipedia
Sinner #4 —> Ryoshu
Sinner #5—> Star star heart heart heart
Sinner #6 —> Pretty boy
Sinner #7—> Angry British man
Sinner #8 —> Ginger
Sinner #9—> Let’s go gambling!
Sinner #11—> Birdbrain
Sinner #13—> Gregroach
Angry British Man: What the fuck, lass?!?!
Ginger: Outis, I thought you’d know better than this. And how come you’re the only one with an unchanged username?
Sinner #12: Well, I am the admin of the group so I can do whatever I want, including deciding whether to change my name or not.
Ginger: You didn’t answer the first question!!
Gregroach: No fair, how come Ryoshu is the only one with a normal name?
D.O.N.: Well, after taking into thoughtful consideration, I have decided Ryoshu’s could not be a better name for thee than anything else!
Ryoshu: W.C.
Birdbrain: um.. she said “wise choice”.
D.O.N.: I noticed something amiss. Pray tell, why hasn't Manager Esquire's name been changed? I do believe “Tick Tock” would be the most appropriate name for thee!
Sinner #12: Disrespect towards the Manager is not allowed.
Star star heart heart heart: Dinner is ready.
Let’s go gambling!: Okay~ I’ll be there soon!
Star star heart heart heart: Be quick.
The group chat is offline