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The episode started back at Spot Splatter Splash's art studio home, following the watermelon facial thing from two episodes ago. "The camera's dirty, I have to clean it," Mango Tiki Wiki said as she was recording. "You know why?" Spot asked. "Why?" Mango asked. "Watermelon facial," Spot answered. "Oh, it could've been for the watermelon facial," Mango said. "I gave everybody a watermelon facial. Choco Whirl Swirl was seen laying in the bed from the last episode. "You got sad, 'cause you thought Lara was going to put the watermelon in your mouth and not rub it on your face," Mango said. "I'm gonna clean this real quick, hold tight," Mango said as she was wiping the camera clean for a bit, which blacked out the video for a bit, then started recording again. "Oh, that's better," Mango said.

"You will never get past me!" Spot said as she stood behind the TV and giggled. "All we have to do to get past any of you is tickle you," Mango said. "No!" Spot said as Mango's tickling hand approached. "You'll never get past me!" Prince Handsome said as he covered himself up with the blanket. "Or me!" Kiwi Tiki Wiki added. Kiwi and Prince Handsome tried to hide under the blanket, as Mango's tickling hand approached the two. "Okay, you can go past," Prince Handsome said. Mango tickled Kiwi which got her giggling. "Did we get past you?" Mango asked. "Yes!" Kiwi answered as she giggled. "Let me guess, we're past you now?" Mango asked, as Kiwi just giggled. "Alright," Mango said, as the camera turned back to Spot giggling. "Let me guess, you learned that on TV too?" Mango asked. "No, I heard it from a song," Spot answered. "Alright, no radio now! Way to go!" Mango said.

The scene then cut to a green baseball field, where Spot was shown trying to climb a diagonal pole and ended up slipping on it. Choco then tried to climb up another diagonal pole. "That's where I, no, I got right there," Spot said as she was watching Choco climb the pole. Choco ended up making it to the top, and it was revealed the diagonal pole was part of some sort of metal frame. Choco then hung onto the pole as if it were monkey bars. "I'll try it backwards if you want," Choco said as she made a safe landing onto the grass. "Okay, now my turn," Spot said. Spot climbed up the diagonal pole again, as Kiwi watched. "Hi, little sis," Mango said. "What are you doing there?" Kiwi asked as she pointed. Spot climbed up the pole further to get to a high point.

"That's my highest," Spot said after getting to a certain point of the pole. "Keep trying! Squeeze your legs! Like a lot!" So hard that it hurts! I guess!" Choco said as she watched Spot in action. Spot did just that to try and get further up the diagonal pole. "You're far up there! Come on! Just one, like two more pulls! Maybe three!" Choco said as she watched Spot climb up. "Yeah, I got it! I touched it!" Spot said as she climbed off the pole and got down. "Whatever," Choco said. "There you go," Spot said as she got off. "I'm going backwards," Choco said as she got on the back of the pole. "Backwards is easy. To you, but not really to me. I'll try backwards, but I'm not really good at it," Spot said as she watched Choco climb up the diagonal pole on the back of it. And just like that, Choco made it to the top of that metal frame backwards, then slid off.

"I'm gonna try backwards, but I'm not good at it at all," Spot said as she got on the back of the pole and tried to climb it backwards. "I think forwards is easiest," Choco said. "Yeah, I can't do backwards at all," Spot said as she tried to climb up the diagonal pole backwards, but actually was starting to get the hang of it. "Look at that! It's not that hard, is it?" Choco asked as she watched. She did manage to make it to the highest she could get forwards, and then hopped off. "It's hard," Spot said as she laid on the pole one more time. It was then revealed that they were in Griller Stadium. "So, we're at baseball, and I swing on whatever these are called," Spot said as she spun around the pole. "I think it's like a soccer goal, 'cause there's like bleachers there," Choco said as the camera panned over to them. "And we're playing on them," Spot said as she kept spinning.

Spot, Kiwi, and Choco all got together, and Kiwi held onto the pole while Spot and Choco started spinning around the pole together. "My hand's like numb," Choco said as she spun around the pole. Eventually, Kiwi joined in and all three of them were spinning around the pole together. "What up?" each of the three asked as they showed themselves to the camera as they were spinning. They then did a little word game as they spun again, saying words like "banana," "hi," "what's up," "K," "pie," "I don't care," "lemon," "pancake," "syrup," "hair," "nose," "Spot," "I like you," "awesome," "what up," "butterflies," and many more random phrases. "Good! Thanks for giving us a clue!" Spot said as she kept spinning while Kiwi and Choco got off the pole.

"I made this for Choco, 'Choco + Lara BFFs'," Spot said as she showed her drawing of a heart of these words she made in the sand. "Cute," Mango said as she showed that on the camera. "And I made this one the exact same thing, but the other way around," Spot said, as Mango turned the camera to show that. "Lara + Choco = BFF. Aww, that's sweet," Mango said, as the camera turned to Spot and Choco standing together. "Kiwi tried to mess it up," Spot said. "She did?" Mango asked. "She tried to go, pew," Spot said as she made a motion of throwing sand. "That's what little sisters are for," Mango said. "But right when she was jumping, I went, uh, uh huh," Spot said as she made a smoothing motion. "Like she jumped and I went, whew," Spot said as she made a pushing motion.

Spot was then shown standing in a boat. "So, we're on the boat that Choco bought a while back, and we're having some fun," Spot told the viewers as she was standing in the boat with Choco. "Tour the boat?" Mango asked as she turned the camera to show off more of the boat. "We're on a boat, and there's this ledge that you can walk, like, on your feet, but you have to hold onto the rails," Spot said as she showed that off as she giggled, as Mango recorded it. "Here we go. It's not scary at all," Spot said, as Kiwi was shown sliding down the boat. "My little sis is sliding down," Mango told the viewers. "Are you going down that way? No, you don't wanna walk that way. You go in there," Mango told Kiwi as she showed the way to get in the boat. Spot's zebra was shown inside the boat. "What's Zebra doing? Zebra's on a boat," Mango said as she got that filmed. "These are the chairs that you sit in, and I like pushing buttons," Spot said, as Choco was shown sitting on the chair eating some Life Savers X and O gummies. "Don't push any buttons ever," Mango said.

After two baseball games at Griller Stadium and a tour of the boat, it was time for the star of the show, the "I like turtles" meme. "I like trains and turtles. I like turtles," Prince Handsome said, with him saying it the same way as the meme. "How do you like your face paints? I like turtles," Prince Handsome said. "Is that from a show?" Mango asked. "No, it's YouTube," Prince Handsome answered. "I like turtles," Prince Handsome said again. "What sound does a turtle make?" Spot asked. "Turtle," Prince Handsome answered as Spot and Kiwi giggled. "Ribbit! Ribbit!" Kiwi said. "What is a turtle make, what sound does a turtle make, Patch?" Spot asked. "Turtles don't make a whole lot of sound," Patch Treasurechest answered, as Prince Handsome made a noise.

"It depends on what you throw the turtle off of. Sometimes, it makes like a thud," Patch said as Spot, Prince Handsome, and Kiwi giggled. "If you threw it in a pole and make a splash," Patch said as Spot giggled. "We're not in the Nick Jr. series anymore," Spot said as she giggled. "Well, I have a turtle named Squirt, but-" Kiwi said. "A turtle named Squirt?" Spot asked. "Yeah. So, um, he went back, he was in, um, like, this big, it's a rectangle, and then, it was a long time ago. And then Squirt went back to the ocean," Kiwi said as Spot giggled. "We don't have a turtle named Squirt," Mango said. "In my Google doing!" Kiwi said. "Oh, I thought you were gonna say in my dream," Spot said. "I thought she was gonna say in her imagination or something," Mango said. "In my dreams, we do!" Spot said as she giggled.

"I'm gonna share with you a secret," Prince Handsome said, as he went to Spot's ear. "I like turtles," Prince Handsome whispered to Spot's ear. "We'll see you later!" Spot said as she waved to the viewers. "You like turtles?" Prince Handsome asked Spot, as Spot just giggled. "I like turtles," Prince Handsome said. "I like turtles," Prince Handsome said again, as the scene zoomed out to show a cup of Hyper Green on the desk, and Patch's laptop showing Windows 11 on the screen. "She likes turtles," Prince Handsome said as the camera zoomed out further. "No, no," Spot said as she spun her chair around to the back. "Get her! She's gonna get a turtle!" Prince Handsome said out loud. Prince Handsome went to the kitchen to get a bowl, then ran close to the camera.

"Guys, she's really strong," Prince Handsome said as he made it to the kitchen. "I'm over here," Spot said as she was standing there. "I'm not talking about you," Prince Handsome said. "You wanna go? Oh, so that's what I was gonna be!" Spot said as she crossed her arms, while Prince Handsome got closer to the camera. "I got you something, Spot. The turtle," Mango said as the camera zoomed in on Spot. Spot and Kiwi both hugged Prince Handsome the "turtle." "I like turtles," Prince Handsome said again as the three all giggled together. "I think we came up with the um, title of this episode," Mango said. "I like turtles?" Spot asked. "I like turtles," Prince Handsome said. "I like turtles!" Kiwi said one last time to end off this crazy Lalaloopsy adventure, as she hugged Prince Handsome.