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Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: 12 years of knowing what @shanehollander’s dick tastes like! #blessed
↪️↪️ Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: I already regret saying something nice about you
↪️↪️ Harris Drover @censappleguy: Ilya, how many times have we talked about keeping your remarks PG on twitter?
↪️ Harris Drover @censappleguy: Happy anniversary! Love you guys ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
↪️ Wyatt Hayes @goaliehazy ☑️: Congrats you two!
↪️ Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlowhockey ☑️: OH MY GOD MONTREAL GIRL WAS SHANE HOLLANDER?!?!?
↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: Jane = Shane. Was not subtle. Good thing hockey players are so stupid
↪️ Kip Grady @kipgradyny: Happy Anniversary!
↪️ Luca Haas @lucahaasofficial ☑️: You guys are an inspiration both on and off the ice. I’m honored to play alongside you!
↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: awww Haasy this is so very media trained
↪️↪️↪️ Harris Drover @censappleguy: Take notes!!!!
↪️ Boodman @zaneboodram ☑️: Happy anniversary to my captain and fellow alternate! Pleasure winning the cup with you guys!
↪️ Hollanov Believer @hollanov4life: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWELVE YEARS
↪️↪️ Hollanov Believer @hollanov4life: 2010?!?!?!
↪️ Emily @emilyanderson: Roz using #blessed for this is taking me out
↪️↪️ Haley @rozanovtrash: he’s so iconic I can’t
↪️ Shane Hollander Stan @24forever: the way this is better than anything I could’ve dreamed of them posting for their anniversary like they really fed us.
↪️ Matt @mattlovesgayhockey: I just gasped out loud at work reading this. What do you MEAN twelve years
↪️ Deanna Evers @devers: wait so they’ve been together the whole time??? Montreal apologize to Shane Hollander right now.
Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️:
🔁 Deanna Evers @devers: wait so they’ve been together the whole time??? Montreal apologize to Shane Hollander right now.
Ottawa Centaurs @ottawacentaursofficial ☑️: A love story for the ages! Happy anniversary @shanehollander @ilyarozanov
🔁 Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: best team in the league! #begaydohockey #blessed
↪️↪️ Centaurs United @ottawacenstan: #begaydohockey 😭 Roz is so unserious I can’t
↪️ Shilya @shanehollanderlover: the official centaurs account reposting them iktr
↪️ Troy Barrett Fan @gaytroybarrett: Harris once more proving why he’s the best social media guy in the league yup yup
↪️ Olivia Benson @olivebenny: have we collectively moved past the fact that they’ve been together in some capacity for their WHOLE CAREERS
↪️↪️ Jacob @jt538: girl, no. #twelveyears is trending.
↪️↪️↪️ Michaela @michaelaontwitter: so is #blessed I love Ilya Rozanov more than words can describe
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: me too
Michaela @michaelaontwitter: aksfikeb
Michaela @michaelaontwitter: Someone pinch me I’m not kidding
Michaela @michaelaontwitter: Chronically offline Shane Hollander responded to me on twitter
Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: Happy anniversary @shanehollander #twelveyears #blessed
↪️Hollanov Believer @hollanov4life: this is so tame for Roz???? How did Hollander threaten him 😭😭😭
↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: he said I wouldn’t get my anniversary gift 😔
↪️↪️↪️ Eli @censfan81: how come I feel like Roz’s anniversary gift is sex
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: yes
↪️ Harris Drover @censappleguy: This is my favorite tweet you have ever made. Thank you @shanehollander
Yuna Hollander @mrshollander: [img] Happy anniversary to my favorite son @ilyarozanov and his husband! I love you boys! I took this photo just two days ago to remind them why we had banned Monopoly in the first place!
↪️ Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: I am your ACTUAL SON and Ilya cheats at Monopoly.
↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: you are just mad because your parents like me better and I am better at Monopoly.
↪️↪️↪️ Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: you’re not better, you cheat! I know it!
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: lies
Rose Landry @roselandry ☑️: Congrats to my favorite ex-boyfriend and his husband on one year of marriage!
🔁 Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
↪️ Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: Thank you Rose!
↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: …thank you Rose
↪️ Shane Hollander @shanehollander: Also I wanted to clarify I never cheated on Rose or Ilya. Ilya and I were not exclusive until the summer of 2017 and Ilya and I did not see each other while Rose and I were together.
↪️ Rose Landry Stan @roselandrystan: this is so sweet! I bet Rose got them together!
↪️↪️ Come Back Shane @voyagersfan24: literally how
↪️↪️↪️ Rose Landry Stan @roselandrystan: that’s just how Rose is. I wouldn’t expect a hockey fan to get it.
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Come Back Shane @voyagersfan24: not everything revolves around Rose Landry.
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: Rose did not get Shane and I together but she was unfortunately helpful in getting Shane to admit his feelings. Also why would my husband leave his Stanley cup winning team and husband to go to shitty Voyageurs???
↪️ Kirkland Signature @notcostco: sorry but I still think Shane and Rose should get back together. They were so cute
↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: and I think I would like to know your home address 🔪
↪️↪️↪️ Harris Drover @censappleguy: please stop threatening people on the internet it makes my job so hard
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: they threatened me first!
Svetlana Vetrova @svetaloveshockey: Are you normal or did you just find out your best friend was fucking his rival since he was 19??? I mean congrats I guess but wtf guys.
↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: surprise!
↪️↪️ Svetlana Vetrova @svetaloveshockey: you have some groveling to do.
↪️↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: yes ma’am
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Rozanov Stan @rozyrozanov: I’m crying why does everyone in Roz’s life walk him like a dog?
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️ Katie @katiemoon: why would you say something so controversial yet so true?
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️ Oliver Smith @oliversmith2481: haters: Ilya Rozanov is the most hated man in the league fans: Ilya Rozanov is a noted sub and verified wifeguy ™️
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️ Cens Fan @gayestteamintheleague: ain’t no way HOLLANDER is the dom in that relationship
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️ Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: 🤭
Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: Please stop dming me to ask if I am a submissive bottom. I am a top and Shane is a bratty bottom. This is obvious, no?
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Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: Thank you everyone for all your well-wishes! My husband and I will be taking a break from social media to relax and enjoy an unplugged vacation to celebrate our anniversary.
↪️ Is Lie @liartoldyouthat: LMAO Shane really saw that last post and took away Ilya’s phone #freeroz
↪️ Hollanov Shipper @ilyarozanovdefender: what do you bet their vacation wasn’t unplugged until Roz made that last post? #freeroz
↪️↪️ Sophie B @sophiereads: or they’re just doing the freaky
↪️↪️↪️ Dante @menacedante: bold of you to assume Roz can’t do that and tweet at the same time #freeroz
↪️↪️↪️↪️ Olivia @inolivsworld: help what 😭😭😭
Emma @emmadoesfandoms: brb going to write some new fanfic now that I know they’ve been together for #twelveyears
↪️ Hollanov Believer @hollanov4life: drop the link when you’re done
Hayden Pike @haydenpike ☑️: My best friend is one of the bravest, kindest souls I’ve ever met. Still don’t know what he sees in Rozanov but I hope you can join me in wishing them a happy anniversary.
🔁 Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
↪️ Hollanov Shipper @ilyarozanovdefender: Hayden waiting until after Shane took away Ilya’s phone to make his post so he can’t get chirped 😂
Troy Barrett @troybarrettofficial: Please join me in wishing a happy anniversary to two of my closest friends and teammates! I’m celebrating them by donating to @irinafoundation, their joint charity that supports mental health in Canada.
🔁 Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
↪️ Emily @emilyanderson: Troy Barrett redemption arc, you will always be famous.
↪️ Harris Drover @censappleguy: donating in support!
The Irina Foundation @irinafoundation ☑️: Happy anniversary to our founders and thank you everyone for your donations. To learn more about the mental health organizations we support or to donate please visit www.irinafoundation.com
🔁 Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
Rozander Defender @rozandersupremacy: Just because I know Ilya is going to be upset when he sees it’s Shane’s post that’s getting all the attention
🔁 Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: Happy anniversary @shanehollander #twelveyears #blessed
↪️ Hollanov Believer @hollanov4life: correct take from a Rozander ship name defender? Never thought I’d see it
Shayden Is Real @shaydensupportgroup: Proof Ilya doesn’t love Shane as much as Hayden:
🔁 Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️: Happy anniversary @shanehollander #twelveyears #blessed
↪️ Shilya Hollanov @firsthusbandsofhockey: please get out of here with your nonsense Shane and Ilya have been together longer than Shane and Hayden have known each other
↪️ Hollanov Believer @hollanov4life: the way you thought you ate with this but a restrained post is literally proof of how much Ilya loves Shane
Monks @monksottawa: Join us in celebrating the anniversary of two of our regulars and Ottawa Centaurs players @shanehollander and @ilyarozanov with $1 shots and $12 shareable appetizers!
Scott Hunter @scotthunter ☑️: One year since the weirdest wedding I’ve ever been to! You guys are great hockey players but have a stunning lack of chairs.
🔁 Shane Hollander @shanehollander ☑️: [img] Happy 1st, 12th and (nearly) 5th anniversary all at once. I love you, Ilya.
↪️ Shelby @shelbynicks: sorry, are you saying these two idiots did not have any chairs at their wedding???
↪️↪️ Haley @rozanovtrash: The lore we are getting today…
↪️ Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovfan: I just know Roz is pissed Hollander took away his phone before he could reply to Scott Hunter so I am going to give it a go on his behalf: Did anyone know dinosaurs could use Twitter?
~ One Week Later ~
Shane’s Husband @ilyarozanov ☑️:
🔁 Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovfan: I just know Roz is pissed Hollander took away his phone before he could reply to Scott Hunter so I am going to give it a go on his behalf: Did anyone know dinosaurs could use Twitter?