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Bustier Class Group Chat
Alya: Everyone, wake up
Alya: We have an emergency on our hands
Ivan: Alya, what…
Max: I’m assuming it’s important enough to ignore our previous statements regarding you contacting us?
Alix: Alya, do you have any idea what time it is
Alya: That’s not important right now
Alya: This is an even bigger issue than we thought
Alya: If we don’t take care of this now, we’re going to have even bigger problems down the road
Alix: Are any of them named after you?
Alya: …
Kim: LMAO BURN
Rose: She’s not wrong
Nino: Are you seriously going off on another of your wild conspiracy theories?
Mylène: When has she ever done anything else?
Alya: Very funny, now shut up
Alix: Wow, right out the gate with the steamrollers
Alix: This will be fun
Kim: 😂😂😂🤣
Mylène: Can you please stop while you’re ahead?
Mylène: Some of us are trying to get our lives back
Alix: 👆 👆 👆 👆 👆 👆
Ivan: What she said
Max: Given her track record of ignoring common sense and basic reason, I presume she will not listen
Alix: I think you’re preaching to the choir, Max
Max: Noted, not surprised
Alya: WILL YOU ALL PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN
Mylène: ?!?!?!?
Juleka: Wha—?
Rose: Alya, that’s rude
Alix: I don’t think she’ll care
Alya: Guys, this is serious
Alya: It was bad enough Liar Rossi made idiots out of us with her lies
Alya: But we’ve got an even bigger monster on our hands
Alya: And she’s making herself look like a saint just to make us look bad
Alix: Yeah, she’s not listening
Max: Did we really expect anything else
Alya: Will you just shut up and listen to what I’m trying to say?
Ivan: Us listening to you is what got us in this mess to begin with
Alya: …
Kim: ROFLLMAO
Alix: LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Juleka: Hehe, burn
Nathaniel: I fell asleep at my desk and this is what I woke up to
Nathaniel: What did I miss?
Alix: Not much
Juleka: Alya’s trying to turn us into a mob again
Nathaniel: Seriously?
Nathaniel: You woke me up for this?
Juleka: She says it’s important
Nathaniel: Again?
Alix: Yep
Alya: Well, it is
Nino: Yeah, right
Nino: If this is anything like last time, you’re trying to start a witch hunt again
Nino: Look where we are now thanks to that
Alix: 👆 👆 👆 👆 👆 👆
Alix: Listen to someone who’s not you for once, Alya
Alix: Our sanity will thank you
Rose: I would like to go back to bed, please
Mylène: Go right ahead, Rose 🙂
Ivan: Nothing’s stopping you except the witch hunter
Rose: Thank you
Rose: Good night, everyone
Mylène: Good night 👋
Ivan: G’night 👋
Rose: ^^
Alya: Oh no you don’t
Alya: None of you are leaving until you all realize how serious this is
Alya: As class president, I still have all the admin rights
Alya: Meaning I can kick you all out if you don’t cooperate
Alix: Then do that
Alix: Right now
Alya: What?
Alix: Because we all have better things to do than to listen to a self-righteous HARPY who thinks she has the right to everyone’s secrets even when we tell her no
Alya: …
Juleka: …
Nathaniel: …
Rose: …
Kim: Wow, I think you got Alix mad
Max: Given how direct she normally is, her being this verbose indicates unusual levels of anger
Max: Of which, I am in complete agreement
Alya: Guys, you can’t be serious
Alix: Oh, we are
Ivan: You’re as responsible as Lila for this mess
Alya: WHAT?!
Mylène: He’s not wrong
Mylène: Lila may have started those lies, but you also posted them on your blog
Mylène: What’s more, as much as we all hate her for lying, she at least owned up to it
Mylène: Why haven’t you?
Alya: That—
Alya: That’s not—
Nino: Not what?
Nino: We’re waiting, Alya
Alya: Grrrr… 💢💢💢
Nathaniel: Is it bad of me to say this is like one of those comedy shows where the obvious liar is outed to everyone?
Nathaniel: Kinda wish I had some popcorn on me right now
Juleka: I’ll get the salt 😈
Mylène: I have the butter
Alya: Wait, what—
Rose: … I have popcorn buckets
Kim: Score
Alya: GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS
Alix: Oh boy