SQUIP: A Warhammer 40K Absurdity
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SQUIP AND THE SHINY SPINNER by The_No_Exit_Room
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
30 May 2025
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Hi folks!
This is a full absurd-comedy fanfic set in the Warhammer 40K universe.
A gretchin scavenger stumbles upon an ancient Necron tomb… and decides it’s a fridge.
What could possibly go wrong — and what could attract the attention of the Inquisition?Series
- Part 1 of SQUIP: A Warhammer 40K Absurdity
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SQUIP AND THE BUGS IN THE GARDEN by The_No_Exit_Room
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
31 May 2025
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What if a lone Gretchin found himself on a doomed agri-world during a Tyranid invasion?
An absurd, epic, and utterly irreverent short story featuring:
• A Gretchin’s unexpected adventure
• Eyewitness accounts from an Astartes, an Astropath, and an Imperial Guardsman
• An Inquisitorial report
• A debrief from the Adeptus Mechanicus
• A fragment of the Tyranid Hive Mind’s central nodeSeries
- Part 2 of SQUIP: A Warhammer 40K Absurdity
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SQUIP, WHO LIVED IN THE VENTILATION by The_No_Exit_Room
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
31 May 2025
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Gretchin Squip ends up on a strategically vital Imperial forge world. Will he once again become the accidental catalyst of galactic-scale events? What could possibly go wrong?
Find out in this absurd-comedy one-shot that might feel… strangely familiar. ;)
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- Part 3 of SQUIP: A Warhammer 40K Absurdity
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SQUIP AND THE SECRET OF THE OLD MILL by The_No_Exit_Room
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
30 May 2025
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What if an inquisitor was scheduled to arrive on a forgotten feudal world — a planet where the Imperium is remembered more through myth than fact?
There’s just one problem: the last visit from the stars happened generations ago. The local clergy only recall it through vague tales and half-preserved rituals.
Then one day, a strange figure crashes from the sky. Small. Green. Loud. Riding something that looks barely airborne. But no one really remembers what an inquisitor is supposed to look like.
A story of faith, fear, bureaucracy, misplaced hope…
and one very slippery gretchin who landed in the wrong place at the wrong time — or maybe the right one.What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 4 of SQUIP: A Warhammer 40K Absurdity