janka university silliness
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“What do you mean not adequate enough?” Zanka practically shrieked at the professor, after everyone had left the room to continue on with their, likely, much better day. Although keeping most of his internal panic to himself, Zanka began to feel that control shake.
The older man stayed stoic, staring him down like he was nothing more than just that: not adequate enough.
The man sighed, gingerly sliding the printed version of Zanka's very carefully done research paper across the table. It had the mark written in blazing, disappointing crimson in the corner. 71%.
Seventy. Fucking. One.
“I simply wasn't impressed by it,” The man responded, like it was the simplest thing to be said in the universe. “I've seen your other work, Nijiku. You can do better than that.”
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OR, Zanka has a terrible day and Jabber comforts him.
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- Part 1 of janka university silliness
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“Can I call you later?” Zanka squeaks, blushing even more furiously over his own voice. Jabber is losing it next to him silently, cackling like he just witnessed the funniest thing in the world. Zanka’s hand slides over his mouth to try and silence him.
Immediately, something slimy meets his palm, and Zanka gasps and pulls away like he’d been burned. “Did you just lick me??”
“WHAT?”
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OR, Zanka gets a distressed call from Enjin and leaves him more distressed. Himself, too.
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- Part 2 of janka university silliness
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"Mr. Bad Attitude.”
Zanka bites the inside of his cheek to stop a smile at the stupid nickname, “Don't call me that.”
“What? It's the truth!”
“No it's not! Yer just always pushin’ my buttons!”
“Hey man,” Jabber shrugs, giving that sinister smirk in Zanka's direction that makes him oh-so more attractive. “I'm just trynna make you smile. You've got a pretty cute one.”
Zanka's brain malfunctions.
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OR, Zanka's getting distracted by his hot roommate and he accepts his fate as a horny freak.
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- Part 3 of janka university silliness
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“Touch it,” Jabber instructs, suddenly. His voice is hushed and much too intimate, and it has Zanka's chest tightening and stomach churning.
He stumbles over his words, eyes flashing up from Jabber's lips, “What–”
“Just press your thumb into it,” Jabber assures again, lifting a hand to push the loose dreads on that side of his face over his head, out of the way. His voice is honest, but his expression turns into something flirtatious very quickly. “C'mon, don't make me beg.”
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OR, Zanka gets too involved with studying, Jabber wants attention, a fight ensues, and Zanka realizes he might be a sadist.
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- Part 4 of janka university silliness
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“Wow,” Zanka murmurs, in disbelief for the upteenth time that morning. “I'm so stupid.”
“L'il bit,” Jabber shrugs. “S'fine though, still hot.”
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OR, It's a cold ass morning, and Jabber doing Zanka's calculus work + ruining his life turns into something better.
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- Part 5 of janka university silliness
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Zanka wonders briefly, still licking and humming against Jabber’s lips – why the fuck does he bother unlocking the door before he actually leaves?
Then, another thought, just as he realizes what’s happening – who the hell barges in without knocking?
“Zanka, why the hell is your door unlocked– HOLY SHIT.”
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OR, Jabber and Zanka have a domestic moment of making out, Enjin walks in on them, and Jabber thinks he has a shot with Gris.
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- Part 6 of janka university silliness