19 Works in Agent 3 Is Bad At Feelings (Splatoon)

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    The girls are back from their silly vacation! Bad news is that Pearl and Marina are not and in not the best parenting choice they entrust Kaori with taking care of Eight until they come back, now Eight and her new girlfriend have to make the most of the days that they are going to be completely unsupervised! With Pearl's wallet and gay love they can do anything!

    But maybe paradise isn't all that it's meant up to be.

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    Eight finds herself alone and in pain upon waking up on the surface for the first time in Pearls mansion, in her silent despair a certain green inkling they can't shake the thought of finds and offers her something unfamiliar, comfort.

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    Agent 3 is adjusting to having teammates.

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    Three asks Marie permission to marry Four.

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    The Five times Callie hugged Three and the one time Three hugged Callie

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    Agent Three and Eight have to deal with the stupid thing Four just said.

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    Callie and Three pack to rebuild Cuttlefish Cabin, and the idol gives Three a squid sister's history lesson.

     

    WARNING: 1 bad word

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    Captain Three notices that a certain shark seems to have a thing for Marie.

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    The Splatoon welcomes Agent 8 into the fold to the misfortune of Agent 3.

    WARNING: Two bad words said in the story.

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    Captain Three thinks about Neo.

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    10 years after Agent 3 was recruited, Inkopolis Plaza's "Big Eight of Turf War" gets back together to celebrate the anniversary. However, Kaori, now known as Captain 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, has had some bumps in the road. Will they attend? If so, will they be alright?

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    Eight has asked Four to visit, wanting to see her best friend after drifting apart.

    Four isn't sure if she can keep her crush a secret when Eight keeps being so touchy.

    Three is starting to realize that maybe they don't hate Four as much as they thought they did.

    Neo is stuck watching these idiots secretly pine over each other.

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    After decorating their place for Splatoween Three and Eight get dressed for the costume party Callie and Marie are hosting, little do they know that Eight's costume is more... sexy then they expect.

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    Agent Three, now the Captain always had her insecurities regarding the new agent. She was...replaced. She wanted to be the one to use the new weapons. Beat Mr Grizz. Save the world. But here she was, keeping a steady watch as her burden grew larger. She wanted to be Agent Three. And now the looming danger of a new Salmon Run threat is making her lose herself. (Agent 3/Agent 8 implied) (Agent 4/Marie implied) (One-Shot!)

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    On a humanitarian mission into the Octarian domes, Captain 3 and Agent 8 find an Octoling egg hidden in an abandoned house after the inhabitants were killed by the regime.

    They adopt it, and things go south quickly.

    Takes place 4 years before Those Early Years, and explains why and how Haven and Kaori ended up being parents, but isn't required reading for it, and vice versa.

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    Agent Three has been trapped in Kamabo Corp's facility for seven months. After escaping, the question is: what now?

    And why is the octoling—The Enemy—so damn insistent on making amends?

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    The Agents of the NSS hadn't had exactly the best childhoods, at least Agents 3, 8 and 4 didn't,despite that, each agent had their ways of dealing with traumas or bad experiences from their childhoods, but one thing they had in common was related to their birthdays.

    Each one of the Agents, had a peculiar way of spending their birthdays, none of them had a 'Normal way'.

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    Done with saving the world, the New Squidbeak Splatoon sees themselves with much free time. The Pokemon Splatfest recently being announced, they decide to have some fun as a group. Everything is especially new for Neo Agent 3 but the Captain has their back all the way.

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    An Alternate Universe where Captain Cuttlefish never falls into the Metro with Agent Eight, and instead, he's replaced by Dedf1sh and Agent 3.

    This is just a lil self-indulgence because I don't like Cap'n in the OE and I think Ahato would've been a better companion, plus also the absolute cuties being gay uwu.

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