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    “I tried to hook up with some guys to… practice. Emphasis on the ‘tried’, it was a fucking disaster. No matter how hot the guy was, how drunk I got, I just couldn’t… do anything without panicking. So, that’s why I’m a bit on edge. I’m a fucking bisexual failure unable to touch a dick!”

    "I can help you if you want..."

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    Henry offers to help ALex through his bi crisis. What could possibly go wrong with that?

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    Pants, shirt, socks, and underwear all folded neatly. If there was one thing Alex Claremont-Diaz would never do, it was intentionally put on underwear. So, logic dictated he had something to do. Which was immediately make an excuse for getting off the phone, pocketing it and whipping around to look over every corner of his room; then finally yelling:

    “Are you a fucking ghost?”

    Okay, so it could have used some more tact, but it wasn’t a bad plan.

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    OR Alex has a ghost in his house.

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    The thing is, Alex was one of those people before, finding any thread to pull at to justify his dislike because they were so unfathomably different it was the only thing that made sense.

    He wants to kick himself for it now. Now that he knows what Henry’s laugh sounds like from thousands of miles away, the way his bedside lamp hollows out the contours of his face when they’re video chatting far past their collective bedtimes. Now that he can’t really picture his life without Henry in it in some capacity or another. Being trusted with this stuff feels important; makes him want to be worthy of knowing it at all.

    “I miss you,” Alex says impulsively on their next phone call, sleep deprived and feeling too good to stop it.

    There’s just enough silence for Alex to start to worry he’s fucked things up before Henry responds: “I miss you too.”

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    If you ask Alex, it’s the cardboard beds’ fault. Who truly thought anti-sex beds would stop the world’s top athletes from having a bit of fun between the most intense moments of their lives?

    Also, telling extremely competitive, goal-oriented people “Don’t do this” isn’t a warning…it’s a goddamn challenge.

    _____________________________

    While competing at their second Olympics, Alex and his teammate Liam decide to have a little competition of their own: an ABC hookup challenge. The rules are simple. They have the 16 days of the Olympic Games to sleep their way through the alphabet. Whoever gets to the furthest letter by the Closing Ceremony wins.

    Alex starts off strong with Astrid, then follows her with Brigid, Caroline, Daniela, Eleanor, Fatima, & Gianna. The letter H should be easy by finding a Hannah or Hallie. That is until Alex is introduced to Henry.

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    Henry’s lips are soft and warm against his, and it sends a jolt through Alex’s entire body. Time seems to freeze, and everything he has ever felt for Henry – the irritation, the tension, the fire – it all comes back and pounds at his chest.

    He feels Henry’s breath catch before the blond pulls away in surprise. Henry’s gaze is wide in shock and Alex can see his own shocked expression reflected in those impossibly blue eyes. Alex's heart is beating loudly, and he’s unsure if it’s because of the adrenaline for what’s happening outside or because of the accidental kiss. He can feel the hospital closet being warmer and he wonders distantly if the pop was an explosion and if there’s a fire outside.

     

    Or, an accidental kiss in the hospital closet and what it subsequently leads to.

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    henry and alex have been roommates for three and a half years when alex's girlfriend washes his sweatshirt in tide detergent and a realization unravels.

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    当他睁开眼睛时,他已经不在布鲁克林了。

    坦白说,这是目前最无关紧要的问题。首当其冲的是前臂的剧痛,哦,对了,还有人在朝他开枪。

    (当过了大多数人与灵魂伴侣交换身体的年龄时,亚历克斯几乎放弃了自己可能有灵魂伴侣这件事。但当他突然交换了身体,发现自己正被一伙人在屋顶追赶,并陷入了一场致命的猫捉老鼠游戏时,他很快意识到自己愿意付出多大的努力来挽救灵魂伴侣的生命。)

    预警:本文悬疑剧情很多。设计到长时间酷刑,具体并不会描述,但受迫害后遗症会写到。
    翻译自AO3 《Body and Soul(mate)》
    作者 chamel

    Alex 普通人律师,Henry 军情六处间谍

    太太已经写完,周二周六更,全文共六章

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    When he opens his eyes he’s no longer in Brooklyn.

    To be fair, that’s the least pressing issue at the moment. Top of that list would be the absolutely excruciating pain in forearm and, oh yeah, the fact that people are shooting at him.

    (Well past the age where most people have swapped bodies with their soulmate, Alex has all but given up on the idea that he might have one. But when he suddenly swaps in the middle of a rooftop chase and finds himself caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, he quickly discovers how far he's willing to go to save his soulmate's life.)

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    Suddenly, Alex is getting a weird feeling about this. What exactly it is, he doesn’t know. It’s not like he’s not enjoying it. But he should probably look away. Maybe even leave the club.

    One of the bigger man's hands is running up the side of the other man's body, grabbing his cheek and kissing his mouth again. His hand moves up further until it's on the baseball cap. He slightly pushes it back and-

    A blond strand of hair falls down the smaller guy's face. He slaps the bigger man's hand away and readjusts the cap. The big guy moves back and-

    FUCK. Alex is fucked. He knows that face. Very well actually.

    or
    The night Alex arrives in London to do damage control with Prince Henry, he goes out to have a fun night in the city instead and gets more than he bargained for.

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    '“It’s all so fucking stupid, you know? Soulmates, soulmarks, the whole damn thing. Soulmates are supposed to be your perfect match; your other half...It’s supposed to be this big, beautiful thing and the system is fucking flawed. If two people who are supposed to be perfect for each other can’t make it work…” Alex isn’t going to finish that sentence. He’s been trying not to think about the words on his wrist all damn week. Every time the thought comes up, something deep twists in his gut. There’s a possibility that his soulmate might not even like him and what is he supposed to do with that? If the person that’s supposed to be ‘perfect’ for him doesn’t tolerate him, how will anyone else?"
    ______
    OR; Alex has a complicated relationships with the words on his wrists. From the time Alex is eight and he first sees them, they make him feel uneasy. Then a gorgeous blond man comes crashing into his life and everything Alex thinks he knows about his 'destiny' is turned on its head.

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    “I love you, Alex,” Henry says reverently, his eyes welling up with unshed tears. “I have loved you since I truly understood what love was. I’ve been in love with you for so long that it feels like it’s a part of me. I can’t part with it. You needed to know, Alex. After all this time, you needed to know.”

    “Sweetheart,” Alex says cautiously, tightening his hold when Henry tries to pull his hand away. “I love you. You know I do. More than anyone on this whole damn planet. I’m flattered; It’s just that, um, I’m straight?”

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    Alex thinks he's not in love with Henry when he confesses his love for him. But he is, isn't he? It's too bad he realises it after Henry starts dating someone else.

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    When Henry recovers from his unexpected factory reset, he still can’t really breathe properly and somehow Alex is still standing in front of him with a hopeful and excited expression on his face.

    “Run that by me again?” he asks faintly.

    “I need your help.”

    “Right…”

    “I need you to edge me. Like a lot,” Alex says with a shrug.

    Nope, it’s not any clearer a second time around.

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    Alex crashes into Henry at the grocery store.

    “Whoa.”

    “Pardon?”

    “No, hang on. I need 30 seconds.”

    “For?”

    “No way I’m straight the way my heart skidded to a halt at the sight of you. 20 more seconds and I should be good to ask you out.”

    — rizcriz | victim of tzp's curls (@rizcriz) February 23, 2024

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    “Next customer,” a velvety deep voice says. “Welcome to Silver Maple, what can I get you?”
    Without looking up Alex answers, “Can I please get, one coffee with 5 espresso shots and a dash of cinnamon and --”
    “Fuck, you’re Hot.” His mouth moved ahead before his mind could even comprehend what THE UTTER FUCK he just spewed. He quickly reprimands himself (mentally)... Just because this barista with the perfect shade of blue eyes, glass-cutting cheekbones and full pink lips looks so so so soft .. off the topic.

    “Excuse me?” Hot barista replies.

    No man should have this good of a face and that voice.

    ***************
    OR: When the usual coffee shop Alex, June and Nora frequents is closed for the day, Alex decides to go on a mission to find a new haven for his coffee and finds a certain blue-eyed blond who makes his skin burn. Annoyance? Maybe.

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    Life is a bitch sometimes, but you can’t get stuck. Over time, you learn how to move on, how to keep going. Some wounds don’t heal. Some do. But will Alex be able to learn how to love again?

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    “Alex,” Henry said after a while. “What a pleasant surprise. You didn't tell me you were coming.”

    It took Alex a while to answer - his next words came out through gritted teeth. “Yeah, well. I missed my flight.”

    “Oh, no,” Henry frowned, and the fucker had the audacity to look concerned about it, too. “Were you able to get another one for tomorrow morning?”

    “Yeah,” Alex said shortly.

    Henry nodded slowly, looking relieved. “Good, good. Well, come in, then; you must be exhausted.”

    He opened the door wider and looked at him expectantly. Alex, silently fuming, walked right in. 


    Alex misses his flight and has to stay another night in Dublin. With no other option, he swallows his pride and ends up at Henry's doorstep.

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    “Seems like my liege was caught in a situation where he’d rather the ground swallow him whole.” Pez nods towards a spot to the side, and Alex follows his gaze. He spots Henry easily – a tall lighthouse of tousled blond hair – talking to a girl who is clearly into him. His expression looks perfectly polite, but he’s subtly leaning away, and he looks tense.

    So, Alex makes an impulsive decision.

    Whatever happens, this is going to be fun.

    ***

    Or: Alex is so very definitely straight, so pretending to be Henry’s boyfriend to get him out of an awkward situation should just be a fun little pastime - except that he doesn't really want to stop, and he has no idea why. But maybe it's okay to not think too hard and let himself go with the flow, for once.

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    “Hey, man. Can I get a black coffee to go?”

    “Er…” he says – a faintly bewildered expression on his face. “Yes, I imagine so.”

    Turns out the guy is also British, which is like, whatever. Alex gives him one of his best smiles. “Great, thanks.”

    Hot Barista glances vaguely around himself, then back to Alex. He looks simultaneously surprised and uncertain, like some kind of aggressively handsome time-traveller who’s been unexpectedly yeeted into a different century. After a beat, he says – “From me?”

    “Uh yeah. You’re working here, right?”

    “Well... yes?”

    Alex tries very hard not to sigh.

    Great. Looks like he’s dealing with one of those people who are so attractive, they’ve never had the need to develop any kind of personality beyond that of a Tupperware container of room-temperature potato salad.
    Alex absolutely does not have time for whatever this shit is.

    ***

    Five times Henry serves Alex coffee and one time Alex serves Henry.

    Strap in, folks. It's a coffee shop AU ...Kind of.

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    Alexandria Claremont-Diaz had never really given her sexuality any thought.

    Not until she packed her bags for uni, headed off to a new county, and met her, ahem, drop-dead gorgeous roommate.

    Henrietta Fox was… something else. Golden hair that seemed to constantly persist on the edge of gorgeously messy; the cutest combinations of crisp shirts, soft jumpers and slightly-too-short skirts; and enough soft smiles and casually brilliant literary references to make Alex’s heart melt.

    And to awaken… something else.

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    "Okay, kids, settle down, we're all friends here," Nora cuts in. "And we haven't discussed where the night is going yet. I'm of the personal opinion that we should offer our British guests the quintessential American coming-of-age experience." Alex's eyes widen in what can only be sheer delight.

    "What, like beer pong?" June says, nose wrinkling.

    "No," Alex interjects. "Truth or dare."

    "You read my mind, Alexander." Nora turns to open the mini-fridge. "What would everyone like to drink?"

    "Henry and I will take vodka if you've got it," Pez says. Henry narrows his eyes at Pez, trying to communicate his alarm, but Pez simply grins back, feral, licking his top teeth.

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