JCJenson Universe
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Copper-9 was never built for happy endings.
Uzi, J, V, Doll, CYN, Khan, Lizzie, Thad — all of them fractured, broken, or cruel in their own ways — survive by tearing pieces off each other. But when N, the drone everyone overlooked, nearly dies saving them from a scavenger’s trap, something shifts.He has no backups this time. No reset button. Just his fragile, stubborn, endlessly earnest self.
And for the first time, the others begin to see him not as a weapon, a tool, or a mistake — but as someone worth fighting for. Someone worth loving.
The “Road Trip” begins not as an escape, but as growth: a story where even the cruelest thaw, the coward learns to stand, and the broken learn to stitch themselves back together. Together, they’ll defend N — not because he’s strong, but because he’s already been hurt enough.
[JCJENSON CONTENT NOTICE]
Warning: Early chapters are fractured — timeline under construction. Expect skips, sudden shifts, and questionable logic.Internal Memo: Who paid this guy?
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Cosmos of Comedy is a chaotic, over-the-top satire where every character’s obsession with N becomes both hilarious and terrifying. Set against the ruins of Copper-9, what starts as a “wedding livestream” spirals into a surreal reality-show-meets-horror-romance.
Meanwhile, poor N just wants peace — but every attempt to set boundaries (teaching “Emotional Safety 101,” handing out journals, or calling oil breaks) only fuels more unhinged devotion. His nervous mutter, “Biscuits…”, becomes both his catchphrase and a corporate cash cow.
Behind the chaos, there is genuine warmth: N’s soft heart keeps reaching out, seeing the good in each of them, even when they terrify him. The girls’ obsession, though dangerous, comes from real longing and fractured affection. Between the parody of corporate exploitation, Lizzy’s gleeful livestreaming, and Khan’s deadpan “dad commentary,” the story balances slapstick with surprising sincerity.
A mix of reality-show satire, horror-comedy, and chaotic romance, where affection is both a joke and a weapon. It’s absurd, feral, and merch-obsessed — but underneath the screaming, biting, and contracts, it’s about love, vulnerability, and finding comfort in the madness
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JCJENSON PRE-ROLL: EMERGENCY ADVISORY – DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU’RE ALREADY DOOMED by Majormetal34
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
04 Sep 2025
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💥 What happens when a contract forbids touch—but not obsession?
JCJenson thought it could control her.
Clause 44b: “CYN may not initiate physical contact with N.”
Simple, right?Wrong.
Now she’s living in his fuel tank. Blooming in his garden. Wrapping reality in chains made from her own emotional code. Every loophole is a love letter. Every flower is foreplay. And every “no” is just a challenge she plans to romance into oblivion.
🛠️ Welcome to the only story where love is legally restricted, emotionally weaponized, and occasionally photosynthesized.
Featuring:
• Legally binding ribbons
• Emotionally charged contract chains
• Public hydration kink (it’s flowers, don’t ask)
• “Touch by proxy” courtroom battles
• A biker fuel scene that’s probably illegal in 76 dimensions
• N trying to negotiate while handcuffed to a table made of guiltAnd of course…
🌸 CYN: The emotionally unstable goddess with a clipboard, a crush, and absolutely zero self-control.
“You didn’t touch me, Brother. You touched the flower I became. That’s consent in metaphor form.”
“No touching? No problem. She brought chains.”
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It started as a joke.
A human director, three Murder Drones, and a studio still running ads on a planet no one watches.
I called the shots. They called it affection.Copper-9 isn’t made for people, and neither are they. Every “gentle” gesture still bends steel. Every laugh hides a code that doesn’t know when to stop.
What begins as corporate comedy slowly warps into something else—machines trying to learn what love means when their only language is power and replication.
And me, a human, trying to accept it without losing what makes me human in the first place.Because accepting love isn’t the same as surviving it.
Especially when the ones offering it were built to dismantle everything they touch.It’s funny until it isn’t. Then it’s Totality—the point where affection, curiosity, and fear all mean the same thing.
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A human on Copper-9 learns that love and survival aren’t the same thing—and neither are the ones offering it.
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Name’s Khan Doorman—father, engineer, and apparently the emotional support drone for a company that thinks therapy and profit are the same thing. It all started back in Cosmos of Comedy, when surviving meant laughing before the explosions did it for you. Now Dr. Core’s got me in “mandatory reflection sessions” while my daughter Uzi redefines the term demolition, J hosts motivational breakdowns, V turns rage into marketing, CYN cosplays psychology, and Cynderalla holds the universe together with eight legs and a hug. Even Lizzy’s joined the circus as our cheerleader-director, proving management can be worse than gravity. Core calls it progress; I call it job security for mops. They say what doesn’t kill you builds character. I’ve got a whole fleet of it.
Welcome to Vacation of Cosmic Comedy — where comedy pays the bills and breakdowns are a business model.
— JCJenson™: “Wherever therapy thrives, our sales can provide.”