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    Yelena likes Ava. Ava is efficient. Ava is lethal. Ava does not loudly comment on people’s appearances the way she does when people make stupid assumptions about quantum physics or tea.

    Which is why Yelena almost smiles when Ava does exactly that as soon as Yelena clicks to the first slide, and their target’s face - Viktor Kovač - fills the screen.

    “...Oh.” She leans forward, indicating extreme interest in what she’s seeing. “Wow. He’s… really handsome.”

    The room freezes.

    Across the table, John’s eyebrows jump just a fraction as his eyes bounce from the screen to Bucky and back again, then knit together as realization hits.

    Because the man on the screen?

    Looks distressingly familiar.

    But only if one has spent enough time staring at one Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes.

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    Bob: So, #GhostSoldier refers to you and Ava
    Bob: As a ship 🚢
    Bucky: You keep saying that like it means something. It doesn’t
    Bucky: Because we’ve never been on any ship
    Bob: No, no, man
    Bob: You’re not ON a ship. As in YOU’RE a ship
    Bob: As in people are shipping you two.
    Bucky: To where
    Bucky: We’re not cargo
    Bucky: Who’s attempting to ship us
    Bucky: Because I’m telling you now, no one is touching Ava or me.
    Yelena: Not with THAT attitude, they won’t

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    Bucky Barnes learns about fandom (unwillingly)

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    Yelena sidles up to John and steers him toward the water cooler with a grip that suggests any form of resistance will result in all kinds of bodily harm.

    “Johnny, sweet Johnny,” she starts cheerfully, “you are about to help me ruin a good man’s day, just so you know.”

    John squints at her, already suspicious - but deeply interested. “Ruin how? And whose?”

    Yelena grins and tilts her head, eyes flicking pointedly toward Bucky, who has very obviously stopped pretending not to watch Ava unroll her shoulders with deep intensity.

    John follows her gaze. Understanding dawns. Slowly. Dangerously.

    “You want to mess with Barnes?”

    Sometimes, she really appreciates how intelligent John can be.

    “Yes,” Yelena agrees readily. “For science.”

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    “I’m fine, Bucky,” Ava says, sounding irritated and tired. Not exactly angry angry, but still strained around the edges. “How many times do I have to say it?”

    Yelena very carefully does not react, because no. Ava is very much not fine, if Yelena remembers the earlier events correctly. Deep shrapnel gouges to the lower ribs tend to do that to a person.

    As if hearing Yelena’s thoughts, Bucky answers tersely, “Didn’t look fine out there.”

    Ava huffs a breath, the very one that might’ve been a laugh if it weren’t for her injuries. “That’s how missions go. Especially ones where we’re fed wrong intel and to a hundred mercs.”

    Bucky’s boots stop moving.

    “Ava.”

    Just her name.

    But it’s heavy with all the things he likes to pretend aren’t there.

    Yelena almost cracks an eyelid open because she really wants to see Buck’s face, but nope. The key to successful eavesdropping is absolute stillness, you see. So she stubbornly arranges her face in the universal expression of ‘unconscious but still unfairly pretty’ and continues to listen. 

    For science.

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    When Steve gets caught trying to rescue the fugitive Avengers in the Raft, it’s left to Natasha and Yelena to rescue them.

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    They munch.

    And munch some more.

    After exactly twenty minutes of silence, Yelena decides this was the stupidest tradition ever invented in the world.

    While also realizing that maybe, as the one who actually invited Ava to do this shit, she would just have to force the talking to happen.

    Naturally, Yelena waits until Ava was mid–mouthful of chips before casually dropping, “So. You know he’s in love with you, right?”

    As expected, Ava chokes violently.

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    Response to Tumblr fic prompt: A partner/bystander points it out bluntly: “You know they’re in love with you, right?”

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    This document is the culmination of years (fine, three weeks) of close observation, field notes, and involuntary participation in James Buchanan Barnes’ Rude Acts of Heroic Manhandling as well as his chronic suffering of Ava-Related Softness Syndrome (ARSS). It is funded by emotional damage, powered by spite, and formatted with unbelievable degrees of pettiness.

    This paper aims to shed light on the wildly uneven distribution of his physical and emotional chaos when it comes to the government-recognized members of the New Avengers. And Bob. But mostly those in active duty, namely us.

    What you are about to see is 100% accurate, unbiased, and peer-reviewed. You may interpret “peer-reviewed” loosely since said peers are mostly contributors to this document. Who may or may not have also chosen to write and/or contribute to this instead of doing twenty official reports.

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    You know little of your past, the small memories that seem to come and go from your mind feel too perfect, almost like somebody intentionally planted them there. Wanting help to control your powers, you reluctantly agree to join The New Avengers, persuaded by Valentina. But as you spend more time with the team, Valentina's actions suggest that she might know more about you and your powers than she initially let on.

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    Yelena doesn’t mean to spy.

    Okay, so that’s a lie. She absolutely does, but only when it’s entertaining.

    Also? Because observing other people’s romantic incompetence has become her daily spiritual and psychosocial enrichment.

    Like right now.

    Ava’s asleep. But that's not remarkable by itself.

    But what is remarkable is the man currently sitting beside her.

    Barnes. Winter Soldier. The Grumpiest Avenger.

    Sitting. Completely still. And even more remarkable? He’s draped his jacket over Ava’s shoulders. Carefully, precisely, like placing a blanket over a skittish animal, without managing to wake her.

    Something completely unnecessary by the way, considering a) the Quinjet has an adjustable thermostat, b) it isn’t that cold, and c) Ava runs hot anyway.

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    Yelena being a menace to Bucky and his feelings because someone has to be

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    The group has a chore chart it's suppose to be fair except is it really.

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    As a senior in high school, John's teacher gave them an assignment to write an essay on their childhood heroes.

    John never expected that, years later, his hero would be one of his teammates or that, that teammate would actually get to read that essay John had written all those years ago.

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    After losing Clint on Vormir, Natasha is on a mission to find and destroy the Ronin suit so she can protect her best friend's legacy. Yelena is all too happy to join her, especially when the mission leads them to a place she's always wanted to visit: New York City. But their impromptu vacation is cut short when they catch the person who has the suit, and their mission becomes a lot more complicated than they expected.

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    Yelena nodded at him. “Man keeps his circle tight. He doesn’t even trust his own security. The only way to get to his devices is through personal contact. And he does love women who look like trouble. That’s you.” She pointed at Ava.

    At this point, John really couldn’t help himself.

    “Wait, wait, hold up. She’s the one doing the talking now? The woman whose entire shtick involves disappearing into walls?”

    Ava’s head whipped toward him, eyes narrowing. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

    “It means,” John said, grin now in place, “you’re better at ghosting people than mingling with them. Not sure how that’ll work when you’re supposed to stand out.” He motioned at Voss’ hologram. “This thing? Seems a little outside your skill set, don’t you think?”

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    Ava goes undercover.

    And, of course, John hates it.

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    John: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
    Yelena: YOU SPELLED FIC WRONG, ASSHOLE
    John: THIS IS INSANE? OKAY? I WOULD NEVER
    John: I DON'T
    John: AVA IS???
    John: FUCKING HELL
    Yelena: See, THIS is your character
    Yelena: Not Nordstrom Captain America
    Yelena: EVERYONE GOT IT WRNG

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    Yelena discovers GhostWalker fanfiction. CRACK (I'm sorry)

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    Flufftober day 2: petsitting

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    Her lungs screamed for air. Her body refused to move. Panic gnawed at her ribs.

    And then, somewhere through the haze, a groan. A very human, very irritating groan.

    “Walker?” she rasped.

    “Still alive,” came his voice, muffled and gravelly. And too close. Way, way too close.

    Ava blinked grit out of her eyes. When her vision swam into focus, she realized she wasn’t just under rubble; she was unfortunately pinned beneath a slab of hefty concrete, with Walker practically plastered on top of her.

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    fic based on an art on X about GhostWalker being stuck on a small space :D

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    The thing is, she didn't die on Vormir (it felt like she did, but she didn't); instead, Clint used one of his trick arrows on her, and he was the one who jumped. Now, some time later, Natasha Romanoff has to learn to live in a world that is slowly rebuilding, where the Avengers are retired, and where her best friend is gone, taking half of her soul with him.

    That's when she meets Kate Bishop, who, with her unstoppable fire and comically bad jokes, reminds her too much of Clint Barton.

    Or, a rewrite of Hawkeye where Natasha is alive.

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    Let's clarify this by saying: Nothing, I mean nothing about this was the team’s idea.

    Yelena would have been JUST FINE spending the holiday season locked the same way she would spend it any other year: Locked up in the Watchtower, eating mac n cheese, and trying to drown out any trace of this god-awful season from her mind.

    But nooo. It just so happened that the source of all of life’s problems wasn’t just a shit-eating pair of beady-eyed weasels in a trenchcoat with an awful hair dye job pretending to be their manager; It was also money. Money that the “New Avengers Initiative” didn’t have.

    And instead of doing something normal like a garage sale, community service, or whatever sweaty little children did to get money, Val had the bright bloody idea to capitalize on old Saint Nick; set them up in a mall in the middle of New York, presents and elf costumes and all.

    Why?

    Because it's the most wonderful time of the year, of course! And why not capitalize on that by having a bunch of ex-convicts and mercenaries give presents to children?

    Fuckng A+.

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    Ava: Don't we have a group chat already?
    Bob: Uh, yeah.
    Bob: But Yelena wanted me to make an unofficial group chat, so
    Bob: Sorry guys
    John: What do we even discuss here that we can't discuss in the official one?
    Yelena: Ew, Bob, you added Walker? I told you to invite only the cool ones
    Yelena Belova removed John Walker from the group chat

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    "So," Yelena said one morning, trapping Ava by the coffee machine. "My little cousin has been smiling at her phone a lot lately. And she’s started speaking in complete sentences. I have you to blame for this, don’t I, ice princess?"

    "I have no idea what you’re talking about," Ava said, focusing intently on adding milk to her cup.

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    ava is an ice skater, toni is a hockey player. they're supposed to hate each other's guts

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