Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
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Would you be able to? by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver) for CirrusGrey
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2025
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Vetinari and Drumknott spend most of their time in each other's company. Vetinari, a man who enjoys games, must play some with his secretary.
A series of one-shots that involve truth-and-dare prompts to explore the Patrician and his Clerk better.
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Drumknott is brought to recover in a unique area, one of importance to Vetinari. This new venue brings up an old topic. Drumknott so often worries for Vetinari's health but finds himself on the opposite side of the matter.
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- Part 3 of For the ransom and exchange
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Vetinari has realized that Drumknott has gained deep insight into him, but very little on Drumknott outside of his professional activities. One of the few things known is that he has a nephew, one he will be seeing this afternoon at the fair. If Drumknott will not provide, then he will have to find another source.
How different are Uncle Rufus and Drumknott, and how will this discovery further Vetinari's unseemly admiration for the man?
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Return to Sender by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver) for stormscrait
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
22 Oct 2025
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How the hell do you get in trouble for rescuing a kidnapped victim?
The answer: when they are the Patrician's clerk.
EDIT 11/25/25 to properly gift to Stormscrait.
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- Part 2 of For the ransom and exchange
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Of Door Frames and Letters by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
14 Oct 2025
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Lady Sybil Vimes, née Ramkin, does not get in a huff; she gets results. Vimes watches and thinks about his wife. The way she can turn the Disc with a stroke of a pen reminds him how lucky he is.
Young Sam may be observing a bit too closely.
A small slice of life and what it might look like on the Ramkin Estate.
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For the ransom and exchange by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2025
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Drumknott’s expression changed not one whit, but nonetheless conveyed that someone was going to die for this. When he spoke, however, his voice was mild. “Of course you may enter my name, Mr Lipwig. I have no doubt your... Hidden Hogfather... will be memorable, and I wouldn’t dream of missing it.”
Moist invents the Secret Santa. It is, indeed, memorable.
Bookmarked by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
05 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Hidden Hogsfather fun! Drumknott is the best
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Bookmarked by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
16 Oct 2025
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Drumknott and wuffles. Good boys
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When two people have the same barriers to intimacy and neither of them can take the first step, it has to happen by accident.
Drumknott and Vetinari stumble together while on holiday in Uberwald.
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In which Rufus Drumknott and Ponder Stibbons are gay best friends, Vetinari gets inventive with his choice of courting gifts, and happy endings are had all round.
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- Part 1 of Enter the Lemming Garden
Bookmarked by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
27 Sep 2025
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“Good evening, Your Grace,” the kidnapper said coolly. “I do apologize for this. It seems I should have invested in more accurate mercenaries.”
“Look, the guards were coming and we just grabbed the first people we cou-”
The slim man held up a hand with a sharp sigh. “Vetinari’s terrier,” he interrupted, eyeing Vimes, and then turned his gaze to Drumknott. “And his lapdog.”
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Vimes and Drumknott get kidnapped, and have a rare opportunity to talk.Bookmarked by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
23 Sep 2025