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• But Fortunately I Get Paid To Be Here by Satan_Bless_It

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Nico di Angelo/Will Solace
  • Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley
  • Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Pansy Parkinson/Blaise Zabini
  • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • George Weasley/Original Male Character(s)
  • Nico di Angelo
  • Will Solace
  • Chiron (Percy Jackson)
  • Dionysus (Percy Jackson)
  • Hades (Percy Jackson)
  • Kayla Knowles
  • Austin Lake
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Theodore Nott
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Blaise Zabini
  • Sirius Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • Arthur Weasley
  • Molly Weasley
  • Bill Weasley
  • George Weasley
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Portrait Walburga Black
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Severus Snape
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Hogwarts Staff
  • Order of the Phoenix
  • Camp Half-Blood Campers (Percy Jackson)
  • Established Nico di Angelo/Will Solace
  • Nico di Angelo Goes to Hogwarts
  • BAMF Nico di Angelo
  • BAMF Will Solace
  • Hard of Hearing Will Solace
  • Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
  • References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
  • Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • Dolores Umbridge Being an Asshole
  • Dolores Umbridge Bashing
  • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
  • Manipulative Albus Dumbledore
  • Molly Weasley Bashing
  • Nico di Angelo Speaks Italian
  • Southern Will Solace
  • Minor Religious Trauma
  • Written By Someone Raised Catholic
  • unfortunately
  • Title comes from something my science teacher said
  • this is my first fic
  • so I apologise for any fuck ups in the tags
  • Good Parent Hades (Percy Jackson)
  • Order of the Phoenix Meetings (Harry Potter)
  • Order of the Phoenix Bashing (Harry Potter)
  • Kind Of
  • Sirius Black Lives
  • My "Beta Reader" is actually just my girlfriend. Thanks Pookie
  • Definately OOC Hades. Do I care? No.
  • Nico's cat is named after one of my own
  • Nico di Angelo Has Chronic Pain
  • Nico di Angelo Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
  • Will Solace Has PTSD
  • We're ignoring that Thestrals don't actually have hair
  • Once a ship is written in it will NOT be removed but are otherwise subject to change-however unlikely that is
  • I’m a Maria di Angelo/Hades/Persephone truther

  Summary

  Because Wizards suck, Nico gets employed by his father to go to some wizarding school for a couple months in order to find some guy that should be dead??? Whatever. At least he gets to take Will along with him so at least he's not alone in some unknown world in an entirely different country. And hey, he's getting paid to do this, sure it's in jewellery and not money but who doesn't want more jewellery?

  This'll be fine...Right?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,155

  Chapters:

  2/?

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