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    “Wei Wuxian’s heart sinks. After the last case—three months spent tracking down a street artist who was drawing cursed pictures in front of her exes’ apartment buildings—he’d told himself he wouldn’t take on any more for a while. Wei Wuxian is just one man with depleted spiritual power, a chronic illness, and a bunch of weird cultivation workarounds that could get him in trouble with the wrong people. He can’t solve everyone’s problems.

    But, he realizes as he listens to Yanli talk, he has to solve this one.”

    After Wen Ning is cursed at his workplace under mysterious circumstances, Wei Wuxian goes undercover as his replacement to help find out what’s really going on. He unearths a web of nepotism, lies, malicious cultivation and evil schemes. But his biggest discovery of all may be that his feelings for former college crush (and current coworker) Lan Wangji refuse to stay buried in the past.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.

    He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.

    In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.

    And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
    “Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.

    “Again?” Zixuan hiccups.

    Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”

     

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    In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.

    An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    “I’ve spent a whole year on my heel turn and I’m damn good at it,” Wei Ying said. “Now you want me to turn face? You must be joking. Besides, what is the Ghost General supposed to do? Third wheel my dates? Watch while I hold hands with Lan Zhan and skip into the sunset?”

    “No, you’re going to stay a heel. But you’re going to focus all your attention on Hanguang Jun. Try and seduce him over to your side.”

    Wei Ying felt the word seduce rattle around him like the echo of a bell. Seduce Hanguang Jun? He wouldn’t dare.

    But Lan Zhan seems oddly invested in this romance storyline. His acting is far too believable. But it’s only pretend, right?

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    09 Aug 2025

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    AAUGUHGUAHGAGUAHGHHHHHH AUGGHGHGHGHGHGHHHH THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

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    Wei Wuxian's life had derailed the moment he presented as an omega. He felt like the same person, despite his new biological reactions, yet everyone acted like his whole life should change. How could a poor omega like him become an engineer? Even if his poor little brain could figure out the math, who would want to hire him? Which made his promotion to the Director of Engineering that more rewarding. It was proof that his hard work and planning was finally coming together. He could pratically taste his future on the horizon.

    There was nothing that could derail his plans....except maybe running into the alpha that had started it all.

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    03 Jun 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 62

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    Lan Zhan never thought she'd step foot in San Fransico, let alone scurrying along it's streets in search of an underground bar, a so called 'speakeasy'. Yet here she was, her hopes of keeping her newly established life relying soley on the skills of a reportedly 'honorable' lady. Once her problems were handled, she was sure she'd never see this Wei Ying again.

    Of course, Wei Ying might have an opinion on that.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Wei Ying✓ @wei_wuxian
    how mad do you think Lan Zhan is going to be when he finds out that i’ve broken all the mugs we own

    yinandyang @istanwuxian
    @wei_wuxian i don’t even want to ask but…..how????

    or where wangxian are internet's power couple

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    03 Jun 2025

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    “He smiles too much,” Lan Wangji says, frowning at the pixelated headshot of the instructor. Flippancy is not necessarily forbidden, but it is strongly discouraged, especially when one is a thousand feet above ground instructing the light of someone else’s life.

     

    Lan Sizhui is going for his Sword Flight Licence. Lan Wangji is panicked.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    03 Jun 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 92

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    “What is it?” Lan Zhan asks, making sleepy grabby-hands for one of the bottles. Wei Ying snorts as he passes it over.

    “I can’t believe you demanded I get you a beer. Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?”

    “Lan Zhan is dead,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I killed him.”

    Then he tips his head back and swallows a mouthful of beer.

    Or: Wangxian get drunk together. That's it.

     

    spanish translation

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Wei Ying considered knocking on a nearby door and asking whoever opened it to be his cat-rescuing buddy. Then he saw a flash of light in the distance through the drizzle. A white-clad cyclist came skimming quietly along the street like a very fast ghost.

    “Hey!” called Wei Ying. “Excuse me!”

    _

     

    The cat-stuck-in-a-tree meet cute. Or: a rare occasion where Wei Ying’s hero complex doesn’t kick him in the teeth.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    “Sweetheart! I’m so so late, sorry, sorry, a thousand apologies! Aiya, how could I have made you wait like this! You would not believe the time I’ve had trying to get here!” As the stranger spoke, he smoothly made his way to Lan Zhan’s table and plopped down in the seat across from him. Lan Zhan had never seen him before in his life, and yet here he was, stowing his bag at his feet and looking every inch the penitent boyfriend. He briefly wondered if he had somehow crossed into a parallel universe, because what.

    Lan Zhan gets stood up. Somehow, he ends up with a boyfriend anyway.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Lan Wangji is the respected Head of the IT department.

    Wei Wuxian is a graphic designer in Marketing with computer problems.

    He mistakes Lan Wangji for tech support and just... doesn't stop calling.

    Lan Wangji lets him.

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    OR - A Wangxian Modern Office AU with the juniors as interns

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Lan Zhan has his daily rituals, before the medium shows up.

    Lan Zhan leads a quiet, solitary life on the coast when a vengeful spirit disturbs his routine. The arrival of a charming medium into his daily routine quickly turns his relatively peaceful existence upside down.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Because his heart is in a hotel room halfway around the world without him, because his sister is dead and his brother is as good as gone, because it’s beginning to look like it’ll be a month and a half until his next paying contract, because it’s winter and his hands itch and his head aches and he thinks that if he sits still for any longer he will probably die, Wei Ying decides one night that he might as well start a garden.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    “Welcome to Stitch & Bitch!” cried the club president, beaming around at the mostly empty classroom.
    “I told you we are not calling it that,” muttered the vice president. He was wearing a very impressive cowl-neck knitted sweater in pale gold.
    “My name is Mianmian,” the president went on, ignoring the vice president. “And this is Jin Zixuan. We’re here to answer any questions you have, and supply the snacks. But this club’s pretty chill. We’re here to get crafty and have fun!”

    In which Lan Zhan is certain the annoying boy in knitting club will leave him alone when he realizes Lan Zhan is trans, and that plan backfires spectacularly.

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    31 Jan 2025

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    “So Tea…” Nie Huisang mused, “Is that how you two flirt?”

    [Or, In which Wei Ying runs his dead best friend’s bar, and Lan Zhan opens a cafe across the street.]

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    24 Jan 2025

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    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]

    Dear Editor,

    On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.

    Sincerely,
    Reader

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]

    Dear discerning reader,

    Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.

    Helpfully,
    Wei Wuxian

    OR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other

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    23 Jan 2025

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    "The nation had already agreed on his guilt."

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    Lan Wangji is one of the nation's most promising defense attorneys, but he works entirely pro bono. He has been assigned to the defendant in the notorious "Yiling Patriarch" serial murder case.
    He quickly finds out that Wei Wuxian isn't only the one accused of the horrible crimes - He is also Lan Wangji's long lost high school crush, Wei Ying.

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    75,743

    15 Jan 2025

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