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Rio Vidal-Harkness is a FBI agent of five years with her wife Agatha Harkness-Vidal working as a local detective in their small town of Westview. However, that all changes once a teen girl is killed in their town. Now both of them are on the case but will the town ever be the same once they figure it out?
(Basically longlegs x twin peaks with a bit of silence of the lambs mixed in)
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Agatha was practicing her magic when she accidentally hit a rabbit. However, it did let her meet someone beautiful.
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What if Agatha and Rio actually raised Nicholas together, unless?
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Agatha has just finished finalizing her divorce to Wanda and now has to move to a new town with her son Nicholas. When she moves in her neighbors recommend she joins the lesbian book club. However she can't help but fall for the owner of the store, Rio Vidal.
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Detective Agatha Harkness fucked up, she forgot her and Rio's anniversary. Now Rio's at home waiting at home to confront Agatha.
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24-year-old Agatha Harkness has the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair when it comes to doing her mother’s bidding. She’s relatively okay with this until Evanora has her scope out the political competition.
OR, Agatha hooks up with Rio Vidal, the woman running against her mother for her incumbent state legislative seat. So what. It’s not like it’ll get serious.
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05 Apr 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
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21 Jan 2025
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You find yourself closing up shop until a stranded stranger demands assistance—an expensive car. A cloud of smoke. And a wet woman. What could this lead to?
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19 Jan 2025
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“No way,” Rio said, crossing her arms defensively. “Good for you, get that bag, but I’ll figure something else out.”
Jen’s laughter bubbled up, bright and teasing. “Sweetheart, you’re so sheltered. These women aren’t crusty old grandmas in rocking chairs. They’re powerful, rich, and they smell like Chanel, not mothballs. Some of them are absolutely stunning.” She tilted her head, studying Rio as if sizing her up for auction. “You’d clean up if you stopped being so stubborn. They’d eat you alive—and pay you for the privilege.”
OR: Struggling bartender Rio stumbles into a sugar baby situation with CEO Agatha Harkness. She can't figure out what the woman wants from her, or why she's letting herself go along with it.
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- Part 1 of Sugar and Honey Verse
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13 Dec 2024
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“Good show.” The siren spoke hoarsely. “Now, be a saint and toss me back overboard where I belong.”
“Do you know whose ship you’re on?” The pirate almost chuckled.
“All sisters know this vessel. This is The Darkhold.” Rio’s bronze eyes danced over the faces of the crew. “Captained by a woman they call the Witchkiller. I know who you are, Agatha Harkness, and I am not afraid.”OR
Captain Agatha Harkness’s nets pull in more than she bargained for… a siren named Rio.
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26 Nov 2024