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    “Fine!” Cartman’s smile immediately falls. He slams his hands onto the table, standing up, “we will just find out then! Get ready everyone, it’s Tweek vs. Craig II!” He exclaims, receiving curious looks from others at the table for a moment, but then they immediately return to ignoring them.

    “They’re dating, dude,” Stan glares at their friend, still unsure why they refer to him as that. “That’s like domestic violence, or some shit.”

    Cartman considers this, letting out a “hmph,” sound and rubbing his chin with his still-greasy fingers. “Mhmm, Stan, you’re right… you’re right. We will just have to fix that...”

    “Cartman.” Kyle warns, lowering his glare on him. “Don’t you dare fucking do this.”

    “Why Kahl?” He taunts, setting his hands on his wide hips. “You scared, Kawl? You think you’ll be wrong?”

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    Cartman, Kyle and Stan argue who is the girl and who is the boy in Tweek and Craig's relationship. They decide the only way to be sure is to have them fight, but first, they have to break them up... otherwise that would totally be domestic abuse or something, and tha'ts not cool.

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    25 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    “I pledge my sword and all that I am to you, your Highness,” Alhaitham said.
    Kaveh stared down at Alhaitham kneeling in front of her. "Absolutely not."

    Kaveh, Alhaitham, and all the ways they find their way back to each other.

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    08 Sep 2024

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    Illness. Disturbing actions. Sudden distress. Extremely dangerous to self and public. Violence. Sudden pain, shrieks, voice cracks. Virus. No cure yet. Working on it.

    And on top of the paper, ‘For Azar only’ written with black ink.

    Alhaitham did not even perceive the sudden movements of his own limbs and body when he stood up so harshly that the chair behind him fell to the ground with a thud, or how his legs took him outside of his office, down through the library, through the hallways; or how his right hand constricted around the piece of file about this illness that somehow remained in his palm.

    Maybe Kaveh’s sixth sense was right. Again.

    A sudden, undefinable disease strikes over Teyvat, leaving Alhaitham and Kaveh helpless and distressed while having to do everything to protect the people precious to them and also protecting themselves. In a second, Alhaitham realizes that his once happy and peaceful life has come to an end, but at the same time, his goal becomes claiming it back.

    However, gaining what has been taken from you while everything that was once in it became broken isn't easy.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    ONLY READ THIS WHEN YOU ARE MENTALLY WELL!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO CRY AND HAVE YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT, GODDDD!! PLEASE LISTEN TO ME, FUTURE ME.
    It’s open ended but I know they’re making out in all their nasty freaky ways now (with the added context this is funny but you always forget details so have fun thinking this is an any way a positive thing)
    Gets a beautiful love heartfelt confession “alright. Okay” #bruh