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    “You guys didn’t have to do this,” Peter says from where he sits squeezed into the middle seat of the U-Haul, sweat running down his back. The air-conditioning in the truck they’ve rented is broken, and even with the windows rolled down it’s hellishly hot inside. “Really. I could have handled it myself.”

    “We wanted to,” Tony replies as he blasts the horn at a minivan with a “Harvard Mom” bumper sticker that is attempting to cut into his lane. “It’s like a little trip down memory lane. It’s nostalgic—it’s gonna be fun. Right, Rhodey?”

    “Absolutely,” Rhodey agrees, with all the enthusiasm of a man being lead to the gallows.

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    11 Aug 2021

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    "Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"

    Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.

    Everything was coming up Parker tonight.

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    Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.

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    08 Aug 2021

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    Peter had faced death countless times. He’d joined Mr. Stark in fighting the Rogue Avengers, fought Toomes and his gang, and stopped countless robberies and muggings. He was used to feeling fear - it came with the job description.

    But that fear came nowhere close to the pure terror he felt at the prospect of having a meet and greet session with actual-freaking-Captain-America.

    (Set post-Spider-man Homecoming, but pre-Infinity War because who needs to worry about that stuff, lmao. It’s in a perfect world where the Accords were eventually agreed upon, and the Avengers are back together. Because yay, happy endings!)

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    06 Aug 2021

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    28 Jul 2021

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    “Wow, Stark trusting a teenager to work on his suits?” Sam asks, eyes wide. “You must really be something else, kid.”

    “He is,” Tony says, smiling proudly at Peter. “Pete here is gonna be the best of us all, someday-- mark my words.”

    Tony glances around the table to see the four rogues all looking between the two of them with expressions that range from slightly curious (Barnes) to downright dopily fond (Steve), and clears his throat-- wishing he had a pair of sunglasses to throw on.

    “I mean, jury’s out until you’re done with puberty--”

    “Mister Stark--”

    “--but I think with my tutelage you’ll turn out at least twelve percent more awesome than me, and at least thirty-five percent cooler than this bunch of cretins currently eating me out of house and home.”

    Or: Following the pardoning of the rogues, Tony is determined to keep Spider-Man far from the big threats even as Peter grows closer to the team. But when the truth of Spider-Man's identity comes out after the kid is taken by a man with a personal vendetta against the vigilante, will the team be able to band together to rescue Peter before it’s too late?

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    18 Jun 2021