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Ice Skating AU (For Dummies) by holocastmydick (oldlunchmeat)
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
10 Dec 2013
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Lysandre is a retired professional figure skater. Sycamore is his #1 fan and Lysandre's opportunity to bring beauty back into the world. If only Sycamore could skate.
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He’d been so certain after the first time they hooked up that it was just a one off thing. Sanji was drunk. He was drunk. They were both high off the success of beating Arlong, and Zoro was more than a little fucked up on painkillers and the endorphins from the underlying pain. But making out in an alley and exchanging furtive hand jobs didn’t mean anything from Zoro’s point of view.
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Zoro and Sanji hooked up. Zoro has a lot of feelings about that.
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02 Dec 2025
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Miscommunication and Character Assassination by pocky_slash
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
09 Jan 2012
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In which Charles and Erik are angry about the same thing for different reasons, Charles drinks too much wine, and Erik uses insults as a form of affection.
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11 Nov 2025
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"I've always heard about backseat makeouts," Charles says. "A fine old American pastime, by all accounts. Some fun, a bit of action. I want to try it. Don't you?"
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11 Nov 2025
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Erik is the first person Charles has ever been with who doesn't think of other people while they're fucking.
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11 Nov 2025
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It takes Charles a long time to figure out why the sex is so good.
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11 Nov 2025