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"I can still prank?" he whispered. "I can still prank?!" he repeated again, his voice trembling with joy.
Sasuke put his hands on Naruto's shoulder and looked down at the shorter genin. The Uzumaki was continuously obnoxious and annoying, but the two of them had formed a bond over time, and the other genin was the closest thing that Sasuke had to a true friend…rival. A rival who could only improve his own skills if he kept up at a commensurate rate.
"Naruto," Sasuke said, looking steadily into Naruto's eyes and ignoring Sakura, who looked like she was going to spontaneously combust. "I want you to prank everyone and everything."
Naruto figures out that he was doing ninja things before he even became a ninja. The universe hits a little speedbump.
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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Kiaphas Khain, Tomb King of Nehekhara by beautifultoastdream
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer Fantasy
25 May 2025
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I opened my eyes and found myself looking at the underside of a sarcophagus lid. The hieroglyphs called upon the great gods and the Immortal Settra to bring honor, peace, and everlasting glory to His Majesty, Kiaphas Khain, Hero of Nehekhara, as he traveled to the afterlife.
“Frak,” I said. The word came out in a puff of dust.
Crack crossover/AU.
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- Part 1 of The Hero of Nehekhara
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25 Jun 2025
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
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