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BNHA Chat 2: Electric Boogaloo

Summary:

alternative rock: why did you bring it b a c k

explosion boy: i hadn’t slept that good in weeks

explosion boy: you took this from me izuku

Notes:

i live bitch

izuku midoriya — small bean
ochako uraraka — fly girl
tenya iida — mr president
tsuyu asui — ribbit
shouto todoroki — half white zuko
katsuki bakugou — explosion boy
eijirou kirishima — climbing wall
denki kaminari — raichu
hanta sero — spoderman
mina ashido — mars
yuuga aoyama — small star
mashirao ojiro — tails from sonic
kouji kouda — disney princess
rikidou satou — high fructose man
mezou shouji — squid
kyouka jirou — alternative rock
fumikage tokoyami — thnks fr th mmrs
tooru hagakure — unsee u l8er
momo yaoyorozu — momo no homo
minoru mineta — shitty wine
hitoshi shinsou — small sleep

Chapter 1: Return

Chapter Text

small bean invited 10+ other people to chat

 

small bean renamed chat to chat 2: electric boogaloo

 

raichu: rest in pieces my old name

 

alternative rock: why did you bring it b a c k

 

explosion boy: i hadn’t slept that good in weeks

 

explosion boy: you took this from me izuku

 

small bean: :^)))

 

climbing wall: i can’t believe the chat that was technically the foundation of most of our relationship is back

 

spoderman: god i wish i could say that wasn’t true

 

white zuko: ://

 

mars: why are you white zuko, todoroki you’re not white

 

white zuko: why are you mars

 

mars: bcuz i look like an alien and mars is the only planet that’s a color close to pink

 

white zuko: i have white hair

 

mars changed white zuko ’s name to half white zuko

 

mars: only half white hair

 

half white zuko: fair enough

 

explosion boy: are you done flirting with my boyfriend

 

ribbit: i’m bakugou constantly needing to chill

 

fly girl: same

 

mr president: could you please refrain from insulting my boyfriend

 

fly girl: iida

 

fly girl: i respect you

 

fly girl: and i respect your decisions

 

fly girl: but bakugou’s kind of a dick

 

climbing wall: um, no?

 

spoderman: um, kinda

 

climbing wall: hanta fight me

 

spoderman: anytime babe ;^))))

 

climbing wall: dshfjdhghdgaetjdg

 

shitty wine: gay

 

momo no homo: mineta you are dating a man

 

shitty wine: f u c k

 

alternative rock: hey has anyone else also noticed to sudden lack of mineta’s pervertedness??

 

ribbit: huh

 

ribbit: now that u mention it

 

shitty wine: i have a boyfriend

 

fly girl: how does it feel takin the D

 

shitty wine: how does it feel not having any D to take

 

small bean: OKAY this stops here

 

small star: is hitoshi in chat??

 

small sleep: yeah i’m here

 

small star: <3!!!!

 

ribbit: why are you midoriya and hitoshi all “small” somethings???

 

small bean invited big sleep , big bean , and big star to chat 2: electric boogaloo

 

big sleep: dear god why

 

big star: HEYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYY

 

big bean: hello students!!!

 

alternative rock: i can’t believe dadzawa betrayed us like this

 

big sleep: what

 

alternative rock: his favorite student isn’t even from this class

 

alternative rock: i’m more hurt than i thought i’d be

 

big sleep: i have

 

big sleep: to go

 

big sleep left chat 2: electric boogaloo

 

ribbit: who’s his favorite from our class?

 

fly girl: deku

 

momo no homo: midoriya

 

alternative rock: midoriya

 

thnks fr th mmrs: izuku

 

climbing wall: izuku

 

raichu: izuku

 

mr president: izuku

 

spoderman: izuku

 

mars: izuku

 

white zuko: izuku

 

explosion boy: izuku

 

shitty wine: me

 

small star: not him

 

small bean: DSJYFGSHERYTRJGFDHRESYTH

 

big star: does this happen often???

 

small bean removed big star from chat 2: electric boogaloo


small bean removed big bean from chat 2: electric boogaloo