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K n e e @ironass
lips are just teeth Foreskin
Spoder @itswednesday
w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e
K n e e @ironass
uwu
May mamma @auntparker
You can’t see his face but if you could his expression just looks so regretful.
Spoder @itswednesday
kill me now
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Spoder @itswednesday
i wish I had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into
K n e e @ironass
an abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn
Spoder @itswednesday
Jesus I didn’t say a whole different dimension
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Stark Industries @SIupdates
The new Iron Box II comes out next week! Now supports all games from any platform. [link to go buy it]
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K n e e @ironass
i murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choices.
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K n e e @ironass
im drinking a 5 day old cup of coffee rn and nobody can stop me
Spoder @itswednesday
THINK AGAIN BITCH
K n e e @ironass
NOT MY COFFEEJAUBDYFSYBDHDHJE
Pepper @CEOpotts
If anyone wants to know what happened Spider-Man just smashed through a window on the 89th floor of the tower and continued to slap the old coffee out of Tony’s hand.
Pepper @CEOpotts
Tony is now crying on the floor next to his smashed coffee mug.
K n e e @ironass
m-my coffee...
Spoder @itswednesday
I WAS NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DRINK THAT COFFEE YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT SALMON DISEASE OR SOMTHING
hon hon @french
im laughing what is this thread.
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K n e e @ironass
standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
Fury @eye_patch
You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means
K n e e @ironass
but director! That would be cannibalism!
Spoder @itswednesday
dammit, I was two seconds late
K n e e @ironass
as a wise person once said, “the early bridge gets the grave or something”
Spoder @itswednesday
im so confused
K n e e @ironass
these are confusing times
Spoder @itswednesday
god dammit