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1. Do elves poop? by Aegithalos_caudatus

   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2019

   Tags

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   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Pippin Took
   • Merry Brandybuck
   • Aragorn | Estel
   • Gandalf | Mithrandir
   • Frodo Baggins
   • Sam Gamgee
   • The Fellowship of the Ring
   • Omorashi
   • poo - Freeform
   • messing
   • peeing in the forest
   • curious hobbits
   • conspiracy theories about elves

   Summary

   Journeys tend to be a bit more boring than books make them seem. And boredom often leads young hobbits to do stupid things such as investigating whether elves have the same toilet needs as other races. Legolas does not make the investigation easy for them.

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