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Group Chat created Today, 1:13 a.m.ย
Hinata added Asahi, Daichi, Ennoshita, Kageyama, Kinoshita, Narita, Suga, Tanaka, Tsukishima, and Yamaguchi.
Hinata changed his name to TinyGiant
TinyGiant: Hi everyone!!!
Tsukishima: Why tf did you make this?
TinyGiant: Stingyshima!!
Hinata changed Tsukishima's name to Stingyshima
Stingyshima: What? WHy? Hinata change it back!
TinyGiant: No can do
Nishinoya: Hey how is it?
Nishinoya changed his name to Rolling Thunder!!
Rolling Thunder!!: That's more like it.
Suga: Why the heck are you guys up it's literally 1 in the morning!!!!
Daichi: Yeah, go to bed! We have practice tomorrow!
Stingyshima: Why are you guys up then?
Suga: ...
Daichi: ...
Stingyshima: That's what I thought.
Suga: Hey! You're not allowed to treat your senpais like that!
Ennoshita: WTF go to bed it's 1 in the morning I'm trying to sleep!
Asahi: Oh hi everyone, what's going on?
Rolling Thunder: Oh hi Asahi!
Rolling Thunder changed Asahi's name to Jesus
Jesus: Come on Nishinoya why did you have to do that?
Ennoshita: GO. TO. BED. NOW.
Suga: Yeah, or else you're gonna be running extra tomorrow at practice.
Rolling Thunder: Fine fine whatever.
Daichi: Goodnight...
Jesus: Goodnight. Make sure to say your prayers before going to sleep. ๐
TinyGiant: Night night!!
Suga: Goodnight.
Rolling Thunder: Yeah, night.
Kageyama: Oh, hi everyone.
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Today, 11:05 a.m.
Yamaguchi: Oh, hi everyone. When was this group made?
TinyGiant: I made it last night! ๐๐
Stingyshima: Actually, you made it this morning.
TinyGiant: Yeah, whatever!
Yamaguchi: Why is my name so boring? How did you guys change yours?
Stingyshima: Hinata did it. Idk how to change it.
TinyGiant: Yeah, I'll send you directions, but not on this.
Yamaguchi: Why not?
TinyGiant: Because then Stingyshima would find out!
Stingyshima: ๐
Suga: Hey aren't you guys supposed to be in class?
Stingyshima: Aren't you?
Suga: I'm on my break, thank you.
Suga: Put your phones away now! Pay attention!!
Rolling Thunder: Ooh! Are you guys texting in class? ๐
TinyGiant: Yeah, but Suga said no more texting.
Yamaguchi changed his name to Stingyshima
* Means real Tsukishima
Stingyshima: Why did you do that?
Stingyshima*: Stop it Yamaguchi.
Stingyshima: Stop trying to trick them Yamaguchi.
Stingyshima*: Yamaguchi stop it. I'm the real Tsukishima.
Stingyshima: No I am.
Stingyshima*: No stop it's me.
Stingyshima: No it's me.
Rolling Thunder: Omggg!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Suga: What did I say about texting in class?
Stingyshima: But Yamaguchi is pretending to be me.ย
Stingyshima*: Yeah, and he just texted I stg I'm the real Tsukishima.
Stingyshima: No, stop it Yamaguchi, I am.
Stingyshima*: No it's me I promise!
Stingyshima: He's lying! It's me!
Stingyshima*: Fine, then someone tell me how to change my name so I can prove it.
ย Suga: I sent it to your number, now pay attention
Stingyshima changed his name to Tsukishima
Stingyshima: Aw man Tsukki, I was having fun!
Tsukishima: Yeah, well I wasn't. You should probably change your name though.
Stingyshima: Oh yeah, right...
Stingyshima changed his name to Yams
Yams: Nice.
Tanaka: Noice
Tanaka changed his name to BuddahSenpai
BuddahSenpai: Noice
Rolling Thunder: Noice
Daichi: Stop texting in class!
Rolling Thunder: Okay dad...
BuddahSenpai changed Daichi's name to Dadchi
Dadchi: Why?
Dadchi: Why?
Dadchi: Why?
Rolling Thunder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
BuddahSenpai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Suga: Well if he's dad...
Suga changed his name to Sugamomma
Sugamomma: Hehehe, then I'm mom!
Rolling Thunder: ๐ฎ
BuddahSenpai: ๐ฎ
Rolling Thunder: Does that mean you're married?!?!?!?
TinyGiant: I thought they already were?ย
Sugamomma: Maybe we ย are...๐๐๐
Dadchi: Suga stop it.๐
TinyGiant:๐ข
Rolling Thunder: No Hinata don't cry please!!
BuddahSenpai: ๐๐๐
Dadchi: How do I change my name???
Dadchi: Tell me.
TinyGiant: No
Rolling Thunder: No
BuddahSenpai: No
Sugamomma: No chance
Sugamomma: NOW LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHERS BEFORE I MAKE YOU DO LAPS ALL PRACTICE!!!
Rolling Thunder: You can't do that!! ๐
Dadchi: No, but I can...
BuddahSenpai: Wow, what a power couple...
Dadchi: ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
Dadchi: CLASS NOW!!!
TinyGiant: ๐ฌ Sorry I'll listen now
TinyGiant: ๐
BuddahSenpai: Bye Hinata!!
Rolling Thunder: Byee!!
Dadchi: ...
Sugamomma: Bye ๐
Dadchi: You all better be ready for a pop quiz during practice... ๐
BuddahSenpai: ๐ณ๐
Rolling Thunder: Your mean!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Dadchi: You're. Pay attention!!!
BuddahSenpai: ๐
Rolling Thunder: ๐
Dadchi: ๐
Kageyama: Oh, hi everyone.
Dadchi: Kageyama...
Kageyama: What
Dadchi: Go
Dadchi: To
Dadchi: CLASS!!!!!
Kageyama: Oh, sorry
Kageyama changed his name to Kageyamilk
Dadchi: ๐
Kageyamilk: ๐๐
Dadchi: LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHER! NOW!
Kageyamilk: Ok ๐
Today 5:38 p.m
TinyGiant: Hey guys...
Sugamomma: What's up my child?
Dadchi: Suga he isn't your son. We've been over this.
Dadchi: He has a family.ย
TinyGiant: I have a question.
Sugamomma: I have an answer...
TinyGiant: I was on tik tok and there was this one with picturws of us and...
TinyGiant: it said ships I support and I was wondering...
Dadchi: ...
TinyGiant: CAN WE PLEASEE GO SEE THE SHIPS I REALLY WANNA SEE THEMM PLEASWEE!!!
Tsukishima: Idiot.
Sugamomma: Tsukishima, not nice. Hinata, I don't think we can see the ships.
TinyGiant: Y? ๐ข
Sugamomma: Because...
Dadchi: We just can't.
TinyGiant: Oh ๐ข
TinyGiant changed his name to SadHinata
Sugamomma: Hinata...
SadHinata: No it's ok๐ข
Dadchi: ...
Tsukishima: Hmm, such a hard choice, but I think you should tell him.
SadHinata: Tell me what? ๐ข
Tsukishima: Oops ๐
Dadchi: Guess who's doing laps all practice tomorrow...
Tsukishima: ๐
SadHinata: Tel meee!!!
Sugamomma: ๐ถ
Dadchi: Suga, why don't you tell him? Isn't he your son?
Sugamomma: ๐ถ
Sugamomma changed his name to SugaNOTmomma
SugaNOTmomma: I'm not his mom. You're his dad, you tell him.
SadHinata: Someone please tell me!!!
Kageyamilk: Tell you wut
SadHinata: What theyre talking about!!
Kageyamilk: B-) ย Milk
SugaNOTmomma: What?
Kageyamilk: Wut
Dadchi: What?
Kageyamilk: ๐๐๐
Kageyamilk: Ships? โต
Kageyamilk: ๐ข๐ข๐ข Or rocket ships ๐๐๐๐
SugaNOTmomma: ๐
Dadchi: ๐
Tsukishima: ๐
Yams: ๐
BuddahSenpai: ๐
Rolling Thunder: ๐
Jesus: ๐
Ennoshita: ๐
SadHinata: I don't think that's it.
SugaNOTmomma: Wait, when did you all get here?
Ennoshita: We've kind of just been reading the entire thing.
Rolling Thunder: Yeah I wanna see how this goes down!
BuddahSenpai: ๐ So, how are you going to explain to Hinata that these ships he spoke of are not modes of transportation?? ๐๐๐๐๐
SugaNOTmomma: Tanaka how could you?
SadHinata: Then what are they?!?!?!?!!
Dadchi: ๐ถ
BuddahSenpai: ๐ถ
Rolling Thunder: ๐ถ
Jesus: ๐ถ
Ennoshita: ๐ถ
Tsukishima: ๐ถ
Yams: ๐ถ
SugaNOTmomma: Oh so that's how it's gonna go, huh? Fine then. Daichi I'm breaking up with you.
Dadchi: ๐ถ
SugaNOTmomma: ๐ฉ
SadHinata: Come on Suga you can tell me...
Kageyamilk: Yeah, me too.
SugaNOTmomma: ๐ Okay...
SugaNOTmomma: Those words are called ship names. A ship is just when someone thinks that two people should be more than friends... And the ship names are just a combination of the two names of the two people.
Dadchi: Perfect, see this is why we made you do it Suga. Cause you're the best at this type of thing.
Rolling Thunder: And because it was super hilarious!!!
SugaNOTmomma: Thanks Daichi ๐
Dadchi: ๐
Rolling Thunder: WHAAAAAAAATTT!?!?!?!?
SugaNOTmomma changed his name to Sugamomma
SadHinata: So if it's a combination of the two names, then Daisuga is you and Dad?
Sugamomma: Yup.
Dadchi: Dad? ๐
Sugamomma: ๐
Dadchi: ๐
Rolling Thunder: ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THEM SENDING EACH OTHER KISSY FACES!?!?!?!?
SadHinata changed his name to TinyGiant
TinyGiant: ๐
BuddahSenpai: ๐
Kageyamilk: Then Tsukiyama is...
Tsukishima: ๐
Yams: ๐ณ
Kageyamilk: Stingyshima and Yamaguchi??
TinyGiant: What about Asanoya? Thhat one sounds kinda weird...
Jesus: ๐๐๐
Rolling Thunder: ๐๐๐
Kageyamilk: Asahi and Noya idiot.
TinyGiant: I knew that! I just said it sound weird!!
Kageyamilk: Then Kagehina... ๐ณ๐ณ๐
TinyGiant: ๐ณ Oh...
Kageyamilk: Well they arent real so it doesnt matter.
TinyGiant: Yeah.
TinyGiant: โบ๐
Sugamomma: ๐
Kageyamilk: Wut
Sugamomma: Nothinggg.
Dadchi: Suga what are you doing???
Sugamomma: Daichi...
Dadchi: Yeah...
Sugamomma: InataHay Oveslay Ageyamakay
Dadchi: ๐ฏ ๐
TinyGiant: YOU GUYS HAVE A SECRET CODE??? THAT'S SO COOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!
Tsukishima: What its literally Pig Latin how is that a secret code.
Kageyamilk: ๐๐
Sugamomma: ๐๐
Dadchi: Luv u! ๐๐
Rolling Thunder: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!?!?!?
Rolling Thunder: So you ARE DATING????!?!??
Dadchi: ๐
Sugamomma: ๐
TinyGiant: YAY!!!
BuddahSenpai: ๐
Jesus: May God bless your relationship. ๐๐
Yams: Yeah I kinda thought that too, but I didn't wanna say anything.
Tsukishima: Yamaguchi shut up I'm trying to sleep.
Rolling Thunder: ???? Yams at Tsukki's??? ๐๐๐
Yams: Sorry Tsukki!
Tsukishima: It's a sleepover. Nothing else.
Yams: ๐
BuddahSenpai: ๐ฏ
Rolling Thunder: "Nothing else"?
Tsukishima: Tch whatever, I'm going to sleep now.
Yams: Goodnight Tsukki!! โบโบ
Tsukishima: Goodnight๐ด
Yams: โบ
Rolling Thunder: WHAT DOES TSUKISHIMA LOOK LIKE WHEN HE'S SLEEPING?!?!? LEMME SEE!!!
Yams: idk...
BuddahSenpai: PLEASEEEE ๐
Yams: ok...
Yams: *attachment*
Rolling Thunder: YOUR IN BED WITH HIM???
Yams: He didn't want me to sleep on the floor.
Rolling Thunder: ๐๐๐๐
BuddahSenpai: Dinosaur PJs??
Yams: Yeah I'm wearing some too! They're so cute!
Rolling Thunder: Tsukki's???
Yams: No, mine. We only have this sleepover because it's something we do every week because Kei likes dinos so much.
Rolling Thunder: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
BuddahSenpai: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yams: How is that funny? ๐
Rolling Thunder: Tsukishima acts so mean and salty and ๐ฉ but now that we know he dresses up as a dinosaur every week...
BuddahSenpai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHSHAHAHAA
BuddahSenpai: I can't breathe!!
Dadchi: ๐ณ
Sugamomma: ๐ณ
TinyGiant: ๐ณ
Jesus: ๐ย
Kageyamilk: ๐
Yams: WHATT?? YOU WERE ALL HERE??!?? ๐๐๐๐
Rolling Thunder: D
Rolling Thunder: ย Iย
Rolling Thunder: N
Rolling Thunder: O
Rolling Thunder: S
Rolling Thunder: A
Rolling Thunder: U
Rolling Thunder: R
Rolling Thunder: S
Rolling Thunder: Rawr.
BuddahSenpai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Rawr. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Kageyamilk: ๐๐
Tsukishima: WTF.
Kageyamilk changed Tsukishima's name to Tsukkisaurus Rex
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Uhh...
Kageyamilk: ๐๐ No need to thank me saltyshimaย
Tsukkisaurus Rex: I give up
TinyGiant: On changing your name?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: On life.
TinyGiant: ๐ณ
Yams: Tsukki no! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Tsukki yes B-)ย
Sugamomma: Tsukishima! I better see you at practice tomorrow!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Maybe if you let me get some sleep...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: And stop making weird dinosaur stories...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: And taking pictures of me in my SLEEP...
Yams: I'm really really really sorry Tsukki!!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yeah it's fine Yamaguchi. All of you just shut up and go to sleep!
Yams: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm really really sorry Tsukki I'm really really sorry!!!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Calm down Yamaguchi it's fine. Please stop crying.
TinyGiant: I'm sorry too Tsukki!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Shut up Hinata you aren't forgiven.
TinyGiant: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Jesus: Don't worry Hinata, just ask God for forgiveness. He'll forgive you no matter what! ๐๐
TinyGiant: Ok thanks Asahi!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: GO TO BED OR ELSE I STG
TinyGiant: OK geez Stingyshima
Tsukkisaurus Rex: ๐ฟ๐ก
Kageyamilk: No ๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: ...
Yams: Oh God Kageyama what have you done
Jesus: I'll pray for you Kageyama so don't worry.
Kageyamilk: No ๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: I SWEAR I WILL SHOVE A VOLLEYBALL UP YOUR-
Sugamomma: FIRST YEARS!!! TSUKISHIMA!! STOP IT!!
Kageyamilk: No ๐
Sugamomma: Kageyama...
Kageyamilk: Goodnight everyone!! โบ See you in the morning!!
Dadchi: Wow good job hun!! ๐
Sugamomma: ๐
TinyGiant: Goodnight!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yeah thank God!!
Jesus: Yes, thank you God. Thank you for this wonderful day. Thank you for the people in my life who are and will always be there for me. Thank you for the food and water you provide for me and for the friends in my life, including Sugawara, Daichi, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Hinata, Kageyama, Tanaka, Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Narita ย and Nishinoya. Thank you for the gifts you've given me...
Sugamomma: Asahi stop preaching and go to sleep.
Rolling Thunder: Friends?
Jesus: Yes Noya, you're my best friend!!
Rolling Thunder: Oh... That's really cool! ๐
Sugamomma: ...Daichi...
Dadchi: Yup got it
Jesus: Goodnight
Rolling Thunder: Night
Sugamomma: Have a good sleep!! ๐
Sugamomma: I love you all and I'll see you in the morning!!
Private Chat between Sugamomma and Dadchi
Sugamomma: Babe
Sugamomma: Babe
Sugamomma: Babe
Dadchi: Yeah I know
Sugamomma: We have to get them together!!!!!
Dadchi: How will we do it though? I'm not too good at matchmaking...
Sugamomma: Okay...
Sugamomma: But we do have a secret weapon...
Daichi: Are you talking about...
Sugamomma: Yup. ๐
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The Next Day, 9:47 p.m.
TinyGiant: Hey... I was on tik tok again and...
Sugamomma: Oh God what could it have possibly been this time?? ๐ฉ
Kageyamilk: What? What did you find??
TinyGiant: The ship thing again... But why are the ship names like that??
Sugamomma: Wdym??
TinyGiant: Well...
TinyGiant: WHY DOES KAGEYAMA'S NAME GO FIRST I WANT MY NAME TO GO FIRST!! WHY CAN'T IT BE HINAKAGE??? OR YAMATSUKKI??? OR NOYASA?? OR SUGADAI?? I WANT MY NAME TO BE FIRST!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Kageyamilk: Idk... But you can be the first one if you want... I don't really care.
TinyGiant: WOW!! Really? Thanks Kageyama you're so cool!!ย
Kageyamilk: Yeah... I know ๐
Sugamomma: ๐ณ Okay......... You two have fun with that...........๐
Kageyamilk: We will ๐
TinyGiant: YEAH!! ๐๐
ย Tsukkisaurus Rex: Wait what are you actually that stupid..
TinyGiant:๐ข
Dadchi: TSUKISHIMA KEI
Tsukkisaurus Rex: he doesn't even know what he just said.
Rolling Thunder: Wait lol Hinata you wanna top?!?!?!
TinyGiant: What do you mean?
Sugamomma: Nishinoya...
Rolling Thunder: I just remembered something that I had to go do with someone that is definitely real and not an excuse for getting the heck outta here...
Sugamomma: Yuu...
Rolling Thunder: Haha.... Bye
TinyGiant: Bye bye!!
TinyGiant: Soo...ummm
Sugamomma: You don't wanna know
TinyGiant: BUT I DOOO!!!!
Sugamomma: Well no one is going to tell you.
TinyGiant: ๐ข
Sugamomma: Nope, not gonna work this time
TinyGiant: ๐ข
Kageyamilk: That's ok boke, we'll just have to use our beans.๐
TinyGiant: Yeah!
TinyGiant: We can figure it out on our own!
TinyGiant: What is top?
Kageyamilk: Like on top of something... Like sprinkles on cupcakes...
TinyGiant: Yeah but its has to do with the ships.
Kageyamilk: Maybe the ships are eating cupcakes??
TinyGiant: Then why he say I'm a top??
Kageyamilk: idk
TinyGiant: ugghhj
Kageyamilk: hmmm
TinyGiant: Why are we even doing this if the ship isn't even real?
Kageyamilk: True...
TinyGiant: It doesn't matter because the ship isn't true, so we don't have to try to figure it out anymore!
Kageyamilk: Right...
Sugamomma: Well, now that we have that sorted out...๐
Sugamomma added Kiyoko to the chat
Kiyoko: Hello
Rolling Thunder: The beautiful Kiyoko-san!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
BuddahSenpai: The beautiful Kiyoko-san!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Sugamomma: Backread...
Jesus: Oh Noya, you're back.
some time later...
Kiyoko: Ah yes I see.
Sugamomma: Do you have any solutions to this? Any ideas?
TinyGiant: Is there a problem??
Kiyoko: Hinata, there are no problems.
Kiyoko: Sugawara, let's take this to a private chat.
Sugamomma: Can I add Daichi?
Kiyoko: Yes
TinyGiant: What? I wanna bw in the private chat too!!!
Kiyoko: No
Rolling Thunder: I LOVE YOU KIYOKO!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
BuddahSenpai: I LOVE YOU MORE KIYOKO!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Rolling Thunder: No you don't!!! I do!
BuddahSenpai: No me!!!
Jesus: Hey let's calm down ok guys? I think they're already gone anyways.
TinyGiant: What were they even talking about?
Yams: I don't know... Tsukki do you know?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yup.
TinyGiant: TELL US!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Nope
Yams: Tsukki...๐๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: ...ย
Tsukkisaurus Rex: later.
Yams: ๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: tell you later. Not anyone else though, got it?
Yams: Yay! Tsukki!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: And no telling anyone else.
Yams: Got it Tsukki!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: ...Good.
Private Chat between Kiyoko, Dadchi, and Sugamomma
Kiyoko: Ok..
Sugamomma: You're the only weapon we've got, you're the best at this, WHAT DO WE DO?
Kiyoko: I can already tell this will be difficult.
Dadchi: Yeah, maybe if we just like tell them...
Sugamomma: NEVER
Kiyoko: NEVER
Kiyoko: They need to get together on their own, but we need to kind of push it a bit, so they realize and one of them makes a move.
Dadchi: Yeah there's no way I can do this.
Kiyoko: Then keep your mouth shut while we do it, but for now, feel free to give us any ideas on how to fix this mess.
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2:36 a.m.
TinyGiant: Hey everyone!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Again??
Dadchi: Why? GO TO SLEEP!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Are we really gonna do this again...
Sugamomma: Come on!! Go on to bed my babies!
TinyGiant: Y?
Sugamomma: Cause mother knows best!
Dadchi: Suga...
Sugamomma: DO NOT EVEN START DEADCHI I AM VERY MUCH THEIR MOTHER AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!!
Dadchi: ...
BuddahSenpai: Deadchi...?
Rolling Thunder: HAHAHAHA TANAKA NICE KILL!!!
BuddahSenpai: ...Bro...why...?
Rolling Thunder: HAHAHAHAHA
Jesus: Noya that was not very nice...
Rolling Thunder: Sorry lol
Dadchi: ...
Sugamomma changed Dadchi's name to Deadchi
Yams: Omg...
Deadchi: ๐ณ
Sugamomma: Looks like I'll just have to be a single mother now...
Rolling Thunder: OMG HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: ...
Jesus: Suga...
TinyGiant: I'm sorry this is all my fault!!!
Deadchi: Suga...
Sugamomma: Did someone hear something?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: No you must be imagining it.
Sugamomma: Yeah I guess so...
Deadchi: Suga...
Rolling Thunder: OMG I CAN'T!!!๐๐๐
Yams: Tsukki that's not nice...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: What? I didn't hear anything...
Kageyamilk: Good morning everyone
Jesus: No it is not a very good morning...
Kageyamilk: Oh...
Kageyamilk: Did something happen
Kageyamilk: Was practice cancelled
Jesus: No...
Kageyamilk: Oh ok then everything is fine...?
TinyGiant: MOM AND DAD ARE IN A FIGHT AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Sugamomma: Who is dad? Never heard of him...
Kageyamilk: I'm sure it's not your fault boke
TinyGiant: I WOKE EVERYONE UP EARLY AND THEY STARTED FIGHTING BECAUSE I WOKE THEM UP EARLY ITS ALL MY FAULTT๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Kageyamilk: Its not even that early..?
BuddahSenpai: Kageyama what are you doing rn???
Kageyamilk: Going on a run...why
BuddahSenpai: At 3 in the frickin morning?!?!?
Kageyamilk: Wel technicly 2:30...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Don't use words you can't spell king...
Kageyamilk: Oh you havent changed your name yet?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Go die
Rolling Thunder: LOL Tsukki likes itt!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Don't call me that
Rolling Thunder: but Yams can..? ๐๐๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Shut up
Yams: Sorry Tsukki!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: What. I wasn't even talking to you.
Yams: Oh! SOrry!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Stop it
Yams: Sorry!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Jesus Christ...
Jesus: You called?
Rolling Thunder: ๐๐๐I'm dying!!!
Jesus: Oh please don't!
TinyGiant: Yeah please don't!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Oh my God you guys are dumb
Jesus: Don't use our father's name in vain!!
Sugamomma: Father? Who's that? I don't know any fathers.
Deadchi: Suga...come on...
Kageyamilk: Who is our father?
Rolling Thunder: KAGEYAMA NOOO!!!!
Jesus: Well, I'm glad you asked...
Rolling Thunder: WHYYY
BuddahSenpai: Oh no is he gonna...
Rolling Thunder: Yup
Jesus: Chapter 1, verse 1: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Chapter 1, verse 2: The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
Rolling Thunder: He's going to read off the entire bible.
BuddahSenpai: This might be a while...
Jesus: Chapter 1, verse 3: And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Chapter 1, verse 4: And God saw that the light was good. And God separated the light from the darkness. Chapter 1, verse 5: God called the light Day, and the darkness Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
Yams: Omg...
Rolling Thunder: Yeah he has the whole thing memorize...
Deadchi: Suga...?
Sugamomma: ๐๐ Only cause I luv u...
Sugamomma changed Deadchi's name to Dadchi
Dadchi: ๐๐ luv u too ๐๐
Kiyoko: Awwwwwww
Rolling Thunder: THE BEAUTIFUL KIYOKO-SAN!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
BuddahSenpai: THE BEAUTIFUL KIYOKO-SAN!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Jesus: Chapter 1, verse 6: And God said, "Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters." Chapter 1, verse 7: And God made the expanse and separated the waters that were under expanse from the waters that were above the expanse. And it was so. Chapter 1, verse 8: And God called the expanse heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
Kageyamilk: Wow, god is pretty awesome.
Jesus: Yes he is.
Dadchi: Ok how about you give Kageyama one of your bibles during practice today and let us get some sleep.
Jesus: Okay!ย
Kageyamilk: but I want to hear more
Sugamomma: Well not on the group chat.
Jesus: That's okay! Kageyama I will private message you, we can worship the lord together.
Kageyamilk: Yes let's do it
Rolling Thunder: Oh no...
BuddahSenpai: Oh dear...
Yams: Omg...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: You have to be kidding me...
Rolling Thunder: Of all people...
TinyGiant: KAGEYAMA??!?!
Sugamomma: Well at least he found something other than volleyball...
Dadchi: Get some rest guys we have practice in a few hours.
TinyGiant: YES SIR!!
Rolling Thunder: Yeah today was pretty tiring...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: The day's barely started
Yams: Yeah I'm pretty sleepy anyway
Sugamomma: Rest well my children!!๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: I'm not your child
Rolling Thunder: Night mom
BuddahSenpai: Night mom
Yams: Nighty night
Dadchi: Night everyone
Sugamomma: ๐
Meanwhile...
Private chat between Jesus and Kageyamilk
Jesus: Chapter 1, verse 9: And God said, "Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear. Chapter 1, verse 10: God called the dry land earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it was good.
Kageyamilk: Wow...
Jesus: I know.
Kageyamilk: God is the best
Jesus: Shall we continue?
Kageyamilk: Yeah
Jesus: Chapter 1, verse 11: And God said, "Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth." And it was so. Chapter 1, verse 12: The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. Chapter 1, verse 13: And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.
Kageyamilk: Wow God is so powerful
Jesus: Yes he is.
Kageyamilk: He made all of the land, and then the seas, and then the fruit and the grass and the milk and everything
Jesus: Yes.
Kageyamilk: I wanna know everything
Jesus: Well then, let's begin your first class at Asahi's Bible School.ย
Kageyamilk: Yes.
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Yams: Hello...?
Sugamomma: What is it baby? Is there someone bullying you? Is Tsukishima being mean to you? I swear I have a shovel and I've been waiting to use it.
Yams: Omg no.
Dadchi: Suga...
Sugamomma: Yes my darling?
Dadchi: Since when did you have a shovel???
Sugamomma: Hmmm...
Sugamomma: Well... As long as I can remember!๐
Rolling Thunder: How many times have you used it?!?!?
Sugamomma: A few times...
Yams: Omg...
Sugamomma: On my garden mainly
Dadchi: Suga you had us worried there...
Jesus: You have a garden?
Kageyamilk: Asahi, it's time for my class...
Jesus: Oh, sorry I don't think we can do that right now...
Kagyamilk: Oh, why?
Jesus: Because we may be partial witnesses to a murder
Kageyamilk: That's okay. I'm sure the Lord will help us get through this. He's really good at doing things.๐
Jesus: Yes, there you go! Hallelujah!
BuddahSenpai: Welp looks like we've lost one ๐ฌ
Tsukkisaurus Rex: And it seems like we may lose another
Sugamomma: What do you mean by that?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yamaguchi just ran out of the room to look for a bible.
BuddahSenpai: LOL
Rolling Thunder: LOL
Tsukkisaurus Rex: He said he wants to be cool like God too or something like that.
Jesus: Yamaguchi, would you like to join class with Kageyama and I?ย
Yams: Really? That would be great!
Jesus: Okay, that's great. Now, ย Suga, about this shovel...
Sugamomma: Yes?
Dadchi: Have you ever used it for something other than your garden?
Sugamomma: Yup
Yams: Omg
Sugamomma: I used it to dig a hole in my backyard.
Jesus: Was this hole meant for anything specifically?
Sugamomma: Yes it was
Rolling Thunder: What was it meant for
Sugamomma: ...
Yams: Omg
Dadchi: Babe...?
Sugamomma: ...
Kageyamilk: Sugawara-senpai that is very unholy
Sugamomma left the Chat
Yams: Omg
Dadchi: Really...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Wtf
TinyGiant: Why is it bad?
Kageyamilk: What
TinyGiant: Why is it bad?
Kageyamilk: why is what bad
TinyGiant: why is digging a hole bad?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Of course he doesn't understand.
Yams: Tsukki be nice!
Jesus: It isn't necessarily bad...
Dadchi: Sweetie we just want to know why he dug the hole.
TinyGiant: What do you mean?
Dadchi: Look, sometimes people dig holes for very very bad things.
TinyGiant: I know
TinyGiant: but he didn't dig a hole for anything bad like that
Kageyamilk: how would you know
Rolling Thunder: Unless...
BuddahSenpai: HE KNOWS!!!!
TinyGiant: I know what?
Dadchi: Hinata
TinyGiant: Dad
TinyGiant: Daichi-senpai
Rolling Thunder: Oop
BuddahSenpai: Oop
Yams: lol
Dadchi: Why did Suga dig the hole Hinata?
TinyGiant: he said it was a surprise for everyone
Jesus: Did he tell you what the surprise was, Hinata?
TinyGiant: Yeah but he said dont tell anyone.
Yams: Omg
Dadchi: Does it have anything to do with someone on the team?
TinyGiant: Yeah
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Is it me?
TinyGiant: Yeah!
Yams: Omg ๐ฒ
Dadchi: How big is the hole?
TinyGiant: It was really really really really big!! Like as big as a pool!
Dadchi: Is there anything in it?
TinyGiant: Mhm
Kageyamilk: What
TinyGiant: Snakes!
Yams: Omg
Yams: Omg
Yams: Omg
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Wow
Kageyamilk: Oh so he was planning to kill Tsukishima.
Jesus: Very unholy
Kageyamilk: Yes, indeed, very unholy
Yams: TSUKIIIIII
Tsukkisaurus Rex: What Yamaguchi??
Yams: TSUKKI HE'S HERE!!!!!
Dadchi: Oh my God babe!
Jesus: Stop! Don't say that!
Kageyamilk: Tsukishima he's gonna get you
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Stop playing yams.
Yams: What?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: What?
Yams: He's....gone?
Rolling Thunder: OMG LOLOLOLOL
BuddahSenpai: THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! WE WON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO BE OUR MIDDLE BLOCKER!!!
Ennoshita: Ahem
Kinoshita: Ahem
Narita: Ahem
BuddahSenpai: Oh, right hehe
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Daichi come get your man
TinyGiant: So he is there?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yeah he's climbing through the window right now.
Dadchi: Was it open?
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Nope.
Yams: Omg Tsukki come down here!!!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Why?
Yams: Because he's really gonna kill you!!!!!
Yams: I don't want you to die!!!
Yams: Please!!!
Yams: TSUKKII!!!!!
Yams: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Yams: Tsukki!!!!! Please!!!!!
Yams: TSUKKI!!!!!!
Dadchi: I'm coming right now hold tight
Kiyoko: What seems to be the problem?
Dadchi: Suga is gonna kill Tsukishima.
Dadchi: Please help
Kiyoko: No, let it happen Daichi ๐
Jesus: No Kiyoko not you too!
Rolling Thunder: THE BEAUTIFUL KIYOKO-SAN!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
BuddahSenpai: THE BEAUTIFUL KIYOKO-SAN!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Jesus: Now right now guys we are in the middle of a crisis which could and probably will turn into a homicide.
Yams: TSUKKI I'M COMING UP THERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T RESPOND I SWEAR PLEASE ANSWER ME I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE DEAD!!!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Sorry, he can't come to the phone right nowย
Tsukkisaurus Rex: He's.......
Tsukkisaurus Rex: busy...
Yams: OMG TSUKKI I'M COMING!!!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Oh I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: We wouldn't want to lose our best jump float server now would we?
Yams: I DON'T CARE!! HANG IN THERE TSUKKI I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!
Dadchi: Babe...
Jesus: Suga...
TinyGiant: Mom?
Rolling Thunder: Murderer?
BuddahSenpai: Well well, how the turntables
Kageyamilk: That is not coolย
Jesus: Let us take a moment of silence to mourn the loss and pray for Yamaguchi...
Yams: Tsukki I'm outside your room now...
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Come on in...๐
Yams: okay...
Yams: kdhfgrbeuajdfggrbeHYGDNS
Yams left the Chat
TinyGiant: Yamaguchi?
Dadchi: Suga!!
Dadchi added Sugamomma to the Group Chat
Dadchi: EXPLAIN YOURSELF SUGA!!
Sugamomma: What do I have to explain?
Dadchi: Don't play dumb...
Sugamomma: Oh, I guess I should explain
Rolling Thunder: Yeah you really should
BuddahSenpai: That would be a good idea
Kageyamilk: What happened
Jesus: Suga...
TinyGiant: OOOHHH CAN I EXPLAIN?!????
Sugamomma: Of course, my child.
TinyGiant: Ok so...
Kageyamilk: What
TinyGiant: Me and Suga and Kiyoko-san all were doing a thing where we made it up and there wasn't a hole but we lied and said there was and then we said there were snakes in it but there weren't and you guys thought there were but we lied and there isn't actually a hole in his backyard we just said that so that we could scare you. We made a whole script and we just typed it out and Sugawara-senpai went to the house with his shovel and scared Yamaguchi and that scared Tsukishima and then they were both scared and Yamaguchi thought Tsukishima was dead when really Suga just stole his phone and told him to play dead. So I guess Tsukishima was kinda in on it too but not really because he's Stingyshima and so when Daichi-senpai tried to stop them Kiyoko-san said no because she didn't want him to ruin it. Annd Yamaguchi ran in the room and thought Tsukishima was dead and told him that he loved him so now Tsukishima and Yamaguchi are together now because we are match making and I'm stuck in a window please help.
Sugamomma: Yep.
Sugamomma: Wait.. WHAT HINATA WHERE????
TinyGiant: In the kitchen :'(
Rolling Thunder: OH NOOO LOL
BuddahSenpai: What? OMG lololol
Jesus: Oh, you got stuck in a window?
Kageyamilk: Boke, I'm coming to help you
Ennoshita: ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT TSUKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI ARE NOW IN A RELATIONSHIP????
Rolling Thunder: Nah, I thought they were already in a relationshipย
BuddahSenpai: Yeah I expected it
Jesus: Yes, I knew something was going on between those two.
Kinoshita: How perceptive
Narita: This is probably why they're starters and we're on the bench...
Dadchi: Hang on Hinata we're coming
Kageyamilk: Boke
Sugamomma: BABYYY!!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex added Yams to the Group Chat
Yams: HE'S NOT DEAD!!! ๐๐๐
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yamaguchi...
Rolling Thunder: Ope
Yams: Hey Asahi can I still take the Bible classes with you and Kageyama?
Jesus: Of course! I would never turn down someone who wanted to learn more about the Lord, our Savior.
Kageyamilk: Yeah I can't wait. Today I get to memorize the 7th page of the bible.
Kageyamilk: I've already done pages 1 through 6.
Yams: I have a long way to go until I'm as good as you are!! ๐ฉ
Jesus: That's okay, it doesn't matter how long it takes, as long as you memorize it, that's all that matter.
Jesus: It took me over a year!
ย Yams: Okay!
Jesus: It starts at 8:30 p.m. Every night but Sundays, where we take breaks to worship him ourselves.
Yams: Okay! Can't wait!!
Tsukkisaurus Rex: Yamaguchi...
Jesus: Let's get started then, shall we?
Kageyamilk: Yes
Yams: Yeah!
Jesus: Okay, I'll make a new group, it will be called " Asahi's Bible Class. "
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11:09 p.m.
TinyGiant: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!
Kageyamilk: Boke stop interrupting my Bible classes
TinyGiant: ๐
Yams: Yes Hinata?
TinyGiant: look look look it's almost 11:11!!!!
Yams: Oh cool!
Kageyamilk: That's all? Boke!๐ค
Sugamomma: I understand how excited you are, but you really need to go to sleep.
TinyGiant: Not until after 11:11!!!
TinyGiant: Wait we need to tell everyone!!!!!
Sugamomma: Hinata no!!!
Tiny Giant added Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, Yaku, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Maddog, Terushima, Ushijima, Tendou, Goshiki, and Semi.
TinyGiant: Guys it's 11:11!!!!!
Bokuto: Awwwww yeahhhhh!!!!!
Bokuto changed his name to Great Horned Owl
Ushijima: Wow, that is very cool Hinata Shoyo
TinyGiant: ikr!!!!
Ushijima: Can I name myself?
TinyGiant: sure!!
Ushijima: How am I supposed to change my name, I cannot seem to figure it out.
Great Horned Owl: HEY HEY HEY!!!
Ushijima: Hello
Ushijima: Oh, I searched it on Goggle, I now know how to change my name.
Tendou: It's Google Waka Waka
Ushijima: Oh, I thought it was Goggle, oops.
Ushijima changed his name to Farmer
Tendou: Wow! Nice choice!
Farmer: Thank you.
Great Horned Owl: So, how is our baby crow?
Kuroo: Yeah, how are ya squirt
Kenma: Kuroo, you can't just leave the game like that, come back.
Kuroo: Yeah, in a second...
Kenma: Whatever
Kuroo: Love you kitten
Kenma: hurry up
Great Horned Owl: HEY HEY HEY BEST BRO WHAT'S UP MY MAN!!!
Kuroo: Supp
Kuroo: So... what should I make my name? We could have matchihdysgwyehrbrdidod!d!!d!??
Great Horned Owl: ...Kuroo? Bro?
Great Horned Owl: KENMA WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU EVIL LITTLE-
Akaashi: Bokuto-san
Great Horned Owl: Oh hey Akaashi!!
Akaashi: Go to sleep we have a practice game tomorrow.
Great Horned Owl: Oh... right. hehe I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T SAVE YOU BRO!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Akaashi: Goodnight everyone, sleep well.
Farmer: Why did he just type a bunch of random letters and symbols?
Tendou: Bc something happened to him
Farmer: Oh. Should I help him?
Tendou: No...He'll be fiinneee...
Kuroo: KENMA FREAKING TACKLED ME YOU LITTLE DEMON!!!
Farmer: Ok.
Tendou changed his name to Baki Baki
Farmer: Great name
Baki Baki: Thank Toshi
Goshiki: Was I put into this group on accident?
TinyGiant: No I put you here because you're really cool and I want you here!
Goshiki: Really...?
TinyGiant: Yep!
Semi: What did you say? Why did Goshiki come to my room sobbing?
Baki Baki: You having a sleepover??๐๐
Farmer: May I attend, I enjoy having sleepovers.
Semi: NO NO CRASHING OUR SLEEPOVER AGAIN, WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER INCIDENT!!!
TinyGiant: Incident?
Baki Baki: You don't wanna know...
Goshiki: You really think I'm cool?
TinyGiant: What?
Goshiki: YOU think I'M cool?
TinyGiant: Yeah! Lots!
TinyGiant changed Goshiki's name to Imreallycool
Semi: Kid stop, you're gonna make him cry all night
TinyGiant: Aaah I'm sorry!!!
Farmer: It is ok Goshiki, I believe you are cool too, you don't need to be crying over it.
Semi: Go to bed please Ushijima.
Farmer: Oh, did I make it worse?
Baki Baki: Sleep Waka, I will too.
TinyGiant: Goodnight everyone!!!
Imreallycool: Thank you so much! Goodnight!
Farmer: Goodnight everybody, rest well.
Baki Baki: Nighty night everyone.
Semi: Alright, night.
Sugamomma: Child what did you do?
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