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Star Freaks : The Sequel
Members: Lonce, Podge, Honk, Keef, Shiwo, Adom, Alowo, Mott
Lonce: I’m
Lonce: So
Lonce: BORED
Shiwo: Shouldn’t you be in class?
Shiwo: Put your phone away
Lonce: Dr Slav wouldn’t let me in bc I’m wearing mismatched socks
Lonce: I’m sitting in the library lol
Shiwo: He still does that?
Lonce: Yep
Lonce: YoU’rE gOiNg To CuRsE tHe SpAcE tImE cOnTinUuM
Shiwo: He can’t talk without using percentages!
Shiwo: And all the alternate reality stuff still haunts my dreams!
Lonce: IKR!
Lonce: The dudes insane !!!
Lonce: But in a really funny bizarre way
Lonce: Ms keeps snapping at me for being loud but I can’t help it
Lonce: I can’t stop laughing!
Lonce: What r u doing rn?
Shiwo: We have a free period
Shiwo: Adam says hi
Lonce: Hi Primo!
Lonce: Where’s the meme lord?
Shiwo: Detention
Lonce: ALREADY?!?
Lonce: It’s the first day back!!!!
Shiwo: Ik but something happened in the labs
Shiwo: I think he caused an explosion
Lonce: Awesome!
Lonce: The life of Matthew Holt is forever wild and I love it !!!
Shiwo: ...
Podge: ...
Podge: Tf
Podge: Wtf r doing looking up to my brother
Podge: “Forever wild”?
Podge: We’re talking about the guy who’s dropped his phone down the toilet at least ten times and wakes me up with fortnite tracks at 3am.
Shiwo: She’s not wrong
Podge: Thank’s Dad
Podge: And before you moan at me for texting in class, no one cares and they’re all dumb anyway
Podge: Genuinely asking if I can skip another grade
Shiwo: One, not your Dad
Shiwo: Two, class
Shiwo: Please concentrate in class
Shiwo: I don’t want another year of moaning at you all
Podge: You don’t have to moan at us
Podge: Just pretend we’re concentrating (◕‿◕✿)
Lonce: (◕‿◕✿)
Shiwo: Why are you always like this
Podge: Like what?
Lonce: Like what?
Podge: ???
Lonce: ???
Podge: ?????
Lonce: ????????????
Podge: ???????????????????????
Lonce: ??????????????????????????????????????????????
Podge: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Lonce: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Podge: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Lonce: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Lonce: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Podge: okay
Podge: U win
Lonce: (ง'̀-'́)ง
Podge: We scared Shiro away
Lonce: Lol
Lonce: (~˘▾˘)~
Podge: (⌐■_■)
Keef: I’m not going to ask
Lonce: KEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
Lonce: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Pidge > Lance
Pidge: Lance your crush is showing
Lance: ಠ╭╮ಠ
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Star Freaks : The Sequel
Members: Lonce, Podge, Honk, Keef, Shiwo, Adom, Alowo, Mott
Keef: Keith*
Lonce: Keef*
Podge: Keef*
Keef: I give up
Podge: Thank you
Lonce: Keith’s such a mood
Podge: Ikr
Keef: Really?
Podge: Mood
Lonce: Mood
Keef: Wtf r u 2 even doing rn?
Podge: I’m in biology
Podge: Lance is having a party in the library
Podge: Alone
Lonce: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Lonce: Tis a sad day for Lancekind
Podge: Dr Slav kicked him out bc he came to school in mismatched socks
Keef: Lol
Keef: He used to send me out for having holes in mine
Podge: Omg same
Podge: Does anyone know where Hunk is?
Lonce: Idk
Keef: Class
Lonce: Yeah but which one?
Keef: He’s your best friend
Keef: How am I supposed to know?
Lonce: Idk I was asking you!
Podge: (¬_¬)
Lonce: I can’t believe Hunk actually pays attention in class (¬_¬)
Keef: Not everyone is stupid Lance
Lonce: HEY !
Lonce: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Podge: Lance, I don’t think you’ve realised this, but some people actually try to learn at school.
Lonce: Says you
Lonce: You don’t pay attention either
Podge: That’s bc I’m a super genius
Lonce: 凸(¬‿¬)
Podge: Rude
Lonce: How long til it’s next period?
Podge: About 15 mins
Podge: Why?
Lonce: Bc
Keef: (¬_¬)
Lonce changed Keef to Keef KoGAYne
Keef KoGAYne: ...
Podge: ...
Keef KoGAYne: Why did u do that?
Lonce: Bc
Keef KoGAYne: (¬_¬)
Keef KoGAYne: Why is this my life
Podge: Mood
Lonce: (⌐■_■)
Podge: (⌐■_■)
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Pidge > Lance
Pidge: You really want Keith to be your gay boi, don’t u
Lance: Wtf r u talking about
Pidge: You changed his user to KoGAYne
Lance: That doesn’t mean I want him to be my gay boi
Lance: Wtf is a gay Boi
Pidge: A gay Boi
Pidge: You’re a Bi Boi and he’s a Gay Boi
Pidge: (¬_¬)
Pidge: What do u not understand?
Lance: I didn’t change Keith’s username bc I want him to be my gay Boi
Pidge: (¬_¬)
Lance: Just because I have a crush on Keith, doesn’t mean it’s the reason why I changed his username wtf is wrong with ur logic
Pidge: Then why did u?
Lance: Bc I felt like it
Pidge: You’re so weird
Lance: one word
Lance: D I T T O
Pidge: n o
Pidge: I just used u changing his username to annoy you about ur crush
Lance: :(
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Lance > Allura
Lance: Baby, now and then
Lance: I think about me now and who I could have been
Allura: And then I picture all the perfect that we lived
Lance: 'Til I cut the strings on your tiny violin
Lance: oh whoa ~~~ (~˘▾˘)~
Allura: My mind's got a m-m-mind of its own right now
Allura: And it makes me hate me
Lance: I'll explode like a dynamite if I can't decide
Lance: Baby ^.~
Allura: My head and my heart are torturing me
Allura: Yeah!
Lance: 'Cause my mind, and your arms
Lance: I go to extremes
Lance: Yeah!
Allura: When angels tell me run
Allura: And monsters call it love
Allura: Oh!
Lance: My head and my heart are caught in-between
Lance: Yeah!
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The Original Trilogy
Members: GreenGoblin, BiBlue, Yesimyellow
Yesimyellow: Hi guys
Yesimyellow: Does anyone have A Lunch?
BiBlue: I do! :)
BiBlue: OMG HUNK
BiBlue: shbdyrbfubrufrbfyegryfgegrtafr
BiBlue: YOU’RE TEXTING IN CLASS !!!!!!!!!!!!
GreenGoblin: We’re such a bad influence
GreenGoblin: And I lOVE it
BiBlue: #BADINFLUENCESARETHEBESTINFLUENCERS
GreenGoblin: (⌐■_■)
Yesimyellow: Are you done now?
BiBlue: n o
BiBlue: I’m so booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd
GreenGoblin: You’re bored? I don’t learn anything!!!
BiBlue: Yh but you’re always busy planning evil schemes and I just sit there in *sadness*
GreenGoblin: True
Yesimyellow: I met a transfer student my Food Tech class
BiBlue: OMG
BiBlue: A NEW STUDENT!!!
BiBlue: I LOVE NEW STUDENTS
BiBlue: WHAT’S THEIR NAME?
BiBlue: ARE THEY HOT?!?!?
Yesimyellow: Her name is Shay and she’s really pretty
BiBlue: Awww (♡‿♡)
BiBlue: OMG YOU LIKE HER
GreenGoblin: Hunk’s got a cruuuuuusssssssh
BiBlue: HUNK AND SHAY
GreenGoblin: SITTING IN A TREE
BiBlue: K I S S I N G
GreenGoblin: FIRST COMES LOVE
BiBlue: THEN COMES MARRIAGE
GreenGoblin: THEN COMES A BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE
BiBlue: FTCRXESWCEVEGRGTBDCWSQAQSWDFTHU
GreenGoblin: One day, someone will find our texts and wonder who tf gave 3rd graders phones
BiBlue: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE
BiBlue: YOU RUINED THE MOMENT
GreenGoblin: 凸(¬‿¬)
Yesimyellow: For one day I want a normal conversation
Yesimyellow: o n e d a y
Yesimyellow: I’m not asking for much
Yesimyellow: Just my sanity
Yesimyellow: P L E A S E
GreenGoblin: Hunk
Yesimyellow: Yes
GreenGoblin: Don’t be dramatic
GreenGoblin: No one wants another Lance
BiBlue: HEY!!!!!!
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Lance created HunayHoneyHonyay
Lance added Pidge
Lance added Allura
Lance changed their name to LoveGod
Lance changed Pidge to LoveGremlin
Lance changed Allura to LovePrincess
LoveGremlin: Wtf is this
LoveGod: It’s the ultimate matchmakers gc for shipping Hunk and Shay!
LoveGod: (◕‿◕✿)
LoveGremlin: Why the cringe nicknames and name tho?
LoveGod: ಠ╭╮ಠ
LovePrincess: Hunk has a crush!!!
LovePrincess: I must know everything!!!
LoveGod: Her name is shay and she’s a transfer student
LoveGremlin: Hunk said she’s pretty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LovePrincess: This is so exciting!
LovePrincess: I can’t wait to meet her!
LovePrincess: We have to get them together!
LoveGod: IKR
LoveGod: They’re going to be so CUTE (♡‿♡)
LoveGod: AND THEY BOTH LIKE BAKING!!!!
LovePrincess: COOKING DATES (♡‿♡)
LoveGod: YAZZZ (づ￣ ³￣)づ
LovePrincess changed HunayHoneyHonyay to Cooking Dates ♡
LoveGremlin: ...
LoveGremlin: Do I have to be included in this?
LoveGod: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoveGremlin: Why tho
LoveGod: BeCaUsE
LoveGod: Uno, Hunk is our BEST FRIEND!!!
LoveGod: Y dos, Holts r the ULTIMATE MATCHMAKERS
LoveGremlin: Holts aren’t the ultimate matchmakers
LoveGremlin: We just like scheming and messing with peoples lives to see what happens
LoveGod: ...
LoveGod: ANYWAYYY
LoveGremlin changed her name to FunkyPigeon.com
FunkyPigeon.com changed LoveGod to HopelesslyDevotedToYou
FunkyPigeon.com changed LovePrincess to Space Princess
FunkyPigeon.com: If you’re forcing me to stay in the chat, it had to be done
Space Princess: OUR NAMES ♡
HopelesslyDevotedToYou: PIDGE OMG YES
HopefullyDevotedToYou: THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU
Space Princess: Guess mine is not the first heart broken
Space Princess: My eyes are not the first to cry (｡•́︿•̀｡)
HopefullyDevotedToYou: I’m not the first to know
HopefullyDevotedToYou: There’s just no getting over you
FunkyPigeon.com: Please no
Space Princess: I know I’m just a fool who’s willing
Space Princess: To sit around and wait for you
FunkyPigeon.com: What have I done
HopefullyDevotedToYou: But baby, can’t you see there nothing else for me to do?
HopelesslyDevotedToYou: I’m Hopelessly devoted to you
Space Princess: But now there’s nowhere to hide
Space Princess: Since you PUSHED my love ASIDE!
HopelesslyDevotedToYou: I’m out of my head
HopefullyDevotedToYou: Hopelessly devoted to you
Space Princess: I’m hopefully devoted to you
HopefullyDevotedToYou: OoOoOoOOOOOO
Space Princess: Hopefully devoted to you
FunkyPigeon.com: Are you done now?
HopefullyDevotedToYou: Yes
Space Princess: Yes we are
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Matt > Lance
Matt: Admin pls (˶◕‿◕)
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Star Freaks : The Sequel
Members: Lonce, Podge, Honk, Keef KoGAYne, Shiwo, Adom, Alowo, Mott
Lonce made Mott an admin
Mott changed his name to TheLivingMeme
TheLivingMeme changed Podge to HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat
TheLivingMeme changed Shiwo to Space Dad
TheLivingMeme changed Honk to TeddyBear
TheLivingMeme changed Alowo to Space Princess
TheLivingMeme changed Adom to Dadam
TheLivingMeme changed Lonce to Disaster Bi
TheLivingMeme: HELLO FWENDS OF ME AND LIL KATIEKAT
TheLivingMeme: TODAY I SET A DESK OF FIRE AND GOT DETENTION
TheLivingMeme: WHO WANTS TO SEE THE VIDEO?
Disaster Bi: ME!!!!!!
Keef KoGAYne: ...
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Can we have a rip in the chat
TheLivingMeme: PRESS Z TO PAY RESPECT TO MY DESK
Disaster Bi: z
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: z
Keef KoGAYne: z
TeddyBear: z
Keef KoGAYne: I thought lab desks were fire proof
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: They are...
TheLivingMeme: I spilt lots of acids 2 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TheLivingMeme: Also the desk didn’t burn, the flames were sitting on it
Keef KoGAYne: I’m so confused
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Aren’t we all
Disaster Bi: Holts always find a way to blow things up lol
Space Dad: Like my car
TheLivingMeme: THAT WAS ONE TIME SHIRO
TheLivingMeme: ONE TIME
Space Dad: But I don’t have a car anymore!
Space Dad: Adam has to drive me everywhere!
TheLivingMeme: YOU’RE WELCOME
Keef KoGAYne: You sucked at driving anyway
Space Dad: At least I have a licence
Space Dad: I haven’t forgotten the times you’d sneak out and speed like a mad man running away from a murder
Space Dad: That was wrong Keith
Space Dad: I hadn’t given you permission, and I wouldn’t give you permission because you’ve never had a driving lesson in your life
Space Dad: You could’ve gotten arrested
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: oof
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Keef was told
Keef KoGAYne: I don’t need lessons
Keef KoGAYne: I’m gay
Disaster Bi: Gays can’t drive (*´∀｀）
Keef KoGAYne: Exactly
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: (*´∀｀）
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Oh inexistent god I’m dyingggg
Disaster Bi: Sameeeee (*´∀｀）
TheLivingMeme: [howigotdetention.mpeg]
Disaster Bi: MATT
TheLivingMeme: LANCE
Disaster Bi: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Disaster Bi: SKSKSKSKSKSKSK
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: LMAO
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: THAT’S MY IDIOT BROTHER Y’ALL
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE
Space Dad: Idk how we can be surprised at this point
Space Dad: I would be disappointed, but I’ve lost the will to care
TheLivingMeme: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT WHEN WE WERE PARTNERS IN CRIME
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Takashi has left that life behind him
Space Dad: Can I please confirm I never broke the law
TheLivingMeme: I can confirm shiro didn’t break the law
TheLivingMeme: Shiro AND I broke the law
TheLivingMeme: (◕‿◕✿)
Space Dad left the group
Disaster Bi: LMAO
Disaster Bi added Space Dad
Disaster Bi: TAKASHI SHIROGANE
Disaster Bi: TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS
TheLivingMeme: YES TAKASHI SHIROGANE
TheLivingMeme: TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS
Space Dad: Whatever I did, blame Matt
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Lol
TheLivingMeme: Betrayed by my own best friend
Disaster Bi: Wtf did u do
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: You don’t want to know
Disaster Bi: THAT’S WHY I DOOOOOOO
Space Dad: It was a long time ago
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: I was eight
Space Dad: We’re not talking about it
Keef KoGAYne: So you can judge us, but we can’t judge you?
Disaster Bi: ...
Disaster Bi: Shiro you hypocrite!!!!
TheLivingMeme: HAVE SHAME
Space Dad: It wasn’t my fault
TheLivingMeme: PLEAD GUILTY FOR YOUR CRIMES
Disaster Bi: OR FACE THE TRIALS OF MCLAIN
Space Dad: Adam already knows
Disaster Bi: WTF
Disaster Bi: THAT’S NOT FAIR
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: We didn’t know u existed when it happened
Disaster Bi: ಠ╭╮ಠ
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: lol
Keef KoGAYne: Shiro should be cancelled
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: ...
Disaster Bi: #CancelCulture #CancelDad
TheLivingMeme: #canceltakashishirogane
Space Dad: #Blocked :)
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: #rude
TheLivingMeme: #wtf #shirtisameanie
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Shirt
Keef KoGAYne: Shirt
Disaster Bi: shirt
Disaster Bi changed Space dad to Dad Shirt
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: The fact that autocorrect still thinks Shiro isn’t a real name is still hilarious to me
Dad Shirt: I’m bullied
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: No one cares
Disaster Bi: PIDGE!!!!!!!!!
Disaster Bi: THAT’S OUR FATHER
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: We cancelled him
Keef KoGAYne: But we cancelled him
Dad Shirt: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Disaster Bi: #forgivedad
Disaster Bi: ಠ╭╮ಠ
HaveaBreakHaveaKitKat: Fine (¬_¬)
Disaster Bi: YAYYY
Dad Shirt: :)