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chat for nerds (Today at 10:53 AM)
hoo: sry we couldnt be there for the after thing :(
hoo: seifer took us shopping after
zoom: shopping?
hoo: what did the councellers say??
hoo: yep!! seifer does that
zoom: no no, i want context
zoom: does he do this often???
hoo: yeah!!
ya: YES.
hoo: he takes us shopping to calm us
hoo: we get the funny thing sometimes
air: funny thing ?
hoo: the funky tea with the black pearls in them
ya: BOBA.
air: :0 boba?
hoo: yep!!
air: damn, flavor?
hoo: im basic and i take chocolate :((
hoo: but fuu takes the strawberry latte :D!!
ya: IT TASTES NICE.
hoo: we r shopping!!
ya: WE SHOULD GO.
hoo: yea b4 seifer gets sus of us
hoo: ttyl!!
ya: YEAH.
air: while im here, wheres cess
september: Yes?
air: kain and rosa gave me dirty looks :(
september: I will talk to them.
air: :D
chat for nerds (Today at 11:33 AM)
gravityman: :(
air: oh god layle put a frowny face
september: That is never a good sign.
squall: What happened?
cl00d: Do I need to beat someone up?
light: Shall I kill someone for you?
gravityman: No! No killing, no beating people up.
zoom: then what?
gravityman: Keiss has a girlfriend.
air: :0!!!!!!
hoo: ouch!!
air: he's in denial layle, he still thinks he's straight
gravityman: I know.
air: we have to show him the error of his ways
gravityman: I know.
nocturnal: Well, at least he admits it.
ram: I can talk to his girlfriend for you! It's Belle, right?
gravityman: How'd you know?
ram: She's been talking about having a boyfriend since she got to school earlier today.
ram: After she ditched first period and homeroom, though.
ram: I figured it was someone I knew considering she doesn't have many friends that would willingly date her.
fire: O U C H .
water: OOF
zoom: LMAO
air: LMAKAHJDD
gunsexual: I would offer ice for that burn, however it seems the damage it irreversible.
gunsexual: And the person is not even here.
gravityman: Ramza, you aren't even in our grade. How do you know her?
ram: We have an elective together.
gravityman: Makes sense.
squall: I can see if I can talk to Keiss.
cl00d: No, leave that to me. Seifer's going to get pissy if you talk to anyone else.
ace: hey, odd question,
ace: but we're sitting at the same table. why are we talking on the gc?
gravityman: So Keiss doesn't hear us.
ace: ,,,,,keiss isnt even in the lunchroom
gravityman: He isn't?
ace: he left earlier with Belle, they signed out at the front office
gravityman: :(
air: im gonna shove my foot up keiss's ass
zidane: same lmaooooo
chat for nerds (Today at 12:33PM)
air: aight, know the plan?
ace: remind me why i'm part of this?
air: bc you have an elective rn
air: and you can easily talk to ramza so he can give us dirt
air: i see :/
light: Why am I part of this plan?
air: bc you also have an elective rn
air: and your teacher seems pretty fine with you walking in n out whenever you want
light: That's because I threatened him the first time he made the mistake of not letting me out when I wanted to.
air: prolly bc hes afraid of you
air: OH OK THEN :cold_sweat:
ace: how are you still allowed at school
light: What evidence do they have to expel me with? A teacher's testimony?
air: yes????
light: Who would faculty believe: A straight-A student that has never purposefully missed a day of school or period of the day at all, or a teacher that has a track history of incorrectly grading papers?
air: WAIT WE'RE TALKING ABT THAT DUDE????
light: Yes.
air: thats fair then
ace: What guy?
air: do you remember the guy that called ramza by the beoulve last name for about a month
ace: the one i kicked in the balls?
air: YOU KICKED HIM IN THE NUTS?
ace: yes?
air: OKAY WAIT SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:
air: LIGHT THREATENED THIS TEACHER SO HE COULD LEAVE HIS CLASS WHENEVER HE WANTED TO,
air: YOU KICKED THIS MAN IN THE BALLS,
air: AND YOU TWO ARE STILL AT SCHOOL? HOW?
ace: magic
light: Magic.
gravityman: I'm in place.
air: oh aight then
air: ooo okay okay
air: operation start!
ace: wait im not in the bathroom yet
(air started a call that lasted 32 minutes.)
chat for nerds (Today at 1:16 PM)
fire: thank god sephiroth is trying to teach sex ed today
fire: what did we miss
whither: I fear for what happened in this chat.
air: hehehehehe
zoom: i am in fear
water: wait, is this what you were telling me about earlier, bartz?
air: :)
water: aight then ig dont tell me
light: I feel thoroughly violated.
ace: YOU SENT THREE TO FIVE KIDS TO THE HOSPITAL LIGHT
light: That does not change the fact I feel violated.
lightning: What the hell happened here?
air: :)
whither: Please Bartz, you're scaring me.
air: :))))
water: STOP THAT IM GENUINELY AFRAID
fire: light sent HOW MANY KIDS TO THE HOSPITAL?
light: Five.
ace: THAT DOESNT
ace: LIGHT
light: Self defense.
september: Lord have mercy on us cursed children....
chat for nerds (Today at 2:13 PM)
wholewheat: Okay uh
wholewheat: I'm afraid to ask what happened
air: i can explain now
gunsexual: Is anyone as confused as me?
ya: I AM.
hoo: i am!!!
gunsexual: I figured.
gravityman: Yeah I'm still reeling from what happened.
gravityman: Tell them, Bartz.
zoom: tell em, naegi!
air: DONT
zoom: HAHAHAHAHAH
air: IM NOT TRYNA SUMMON AN ENTIRE FANDOM BY THREE WORDS
air: THE CURSED SHIPPERS ARE GONNA FIND THIS CHATFIC ZIDANE
zoom: :0????
whither: What???
air: anyway, so here's the jist of it
air: the texts up there ^^ were just the after stuff of a plan we have
air: my plan was to get light to pose as layle's boyfriend while keiss and belle were together, which worked,,,, to some extent
zoom: 'to some extent'???
air: wellll
air: we were in a call for the entirety of it
air: sometime in, keiss went to the bathroom, but he walked past the closest one because he's a blind bitch and went to the one near the grade 9/10 area
air: ace was in that bathroom
september: Oh.
air: ace doesn't have headphones but was in the call
zoom: o h .
air: so ace had to leave the call, but was stuck in the bathroom
air: ace was part of the plan tho - was gonna plan for him to grab belle and talk to her in a different hallway abt keiss and layle, because its so obvious she knows too
air: so ace couldnt technically leave
air: now you may think it gets violent here
air: it doesnt
zoom: wait what???
gunsexual: That goes against my theory then.
whither: Theory?
gunsexual: I thought a group of kids I have witnessed bullying Ace's class were going to come in, and that's who Light sent to the hospital.
whither: That would make a lot of sense, actually...
air: hold on
air: ill get to the violent part in a moment
air: but
air: if ace left he couldnt steal belle bc he would be forced to go to class for the rest of the period
gravityman: It took me a while to try and get him to talk to me privately. He never did, but he ran off instead.
gunsexual: That explains why he left.
hoo: continue!!
air: ok so
air: its not violent, but layle and keiss made out in the fucking bathroom
zoom: W H A T
fire: AHAGHJJSDAJSDJDNMK WHAT
september: Oh dear.
zoom: I WASNT EXPECTING THAT WHATGDDBHJABD
wholewheat: Ew
ace: THATS WHAT I SAID.
zoom: W A I T
air: you guessed it
air: ace is still in the bathroom
zoom: N O
ace: their sounds haunt me
gravityman: I'm sorry, Ace.
ace: i do not want your apologies, i want my memory wiped >:(
ace: my ears ring from hearing...... that
wholewheat: Poor thing
air: lemme continued rq, we can give ace a funeral after
ace: fair
air: so yeah ace, keiss and layle in bathroom
air: light is outside the bathroom with belle
air: so while keiss n layle are in the bathroom, light talks to belle and tells her about everything
air: luckily belle isn't extremely stupid so she confesses she knew but was all like "do you think i can ever get anyone to like me?"
air: AND LIGHT
air: HE ANSWERS WITH "true love stems from doing things you both may enjoy, not from a first glance"
air: its not the answer she wanted but she was fine with it kind of???
light: She accepted it. That is all that matters.
september: Light.... we've talked about this...
september: You can't just stop considering other people's emotions.... it's immoral.
light: I am not a psychic. I cannot just magic up a perfect response for someone.
september: Light.....
september: You know what? Just continue, Bartz.
air: sure
air: so belle goes n leaves
air: meanwhile ace gets fed up of the fucking bathroom
air: he leaves the stall, washes his hands like its nothing and leaves.
air: i fucking cackled when ace walked outside, light asked what was wrong with him and he just says "they're having sex." AND TAKES LIGHT AND WALKS AWAY.
air: i met up with them at the entrance to the building with food, thats where the call was ended.
air: so layle took some time to find us
air: the moment layle finds us we're back to acting like light is his bf in case keiss is watching still bc it wasnt cleared up yet right
air: but then,
air: you actually guessed right earlier balthier,
gunsexual: Oh?
air: that group of kids that mocks ace's class approaches us
air: the leader thought i was jack with my hair down and different clothes, and thought light was sice or seven
air: anyway, he mocked ace for a bit
air: and guess who walks outside and spots us?
zoom: no way
air: FUCKING GARLAND???
zoom: N O
zoom: W A Y
air: WITH KEISS AND BELLE BEHIND HIM,
air: HE JUST APPROACHES AND SOMETHING LIKE
air: THE SWITCH IN LIGHT? FLIPPED.
air: but heres the thing, light couldnt see garland at this moment
air: so i think it was the aura of garland
air: BUT HE JUST CLOSED HIS FOOD, HANDED IT OFF TO LAYLE AND
air: KICKED THE LEADER IN THE NUTS
wholewheat: YES!
zoom: A H A H A
water: bRUH
whither: Oh my...
nocturnal: That's the Light we know
gravityman: He gave me a little kiss right after handing me the food, I feel like that is noteworthy.
air: it is!!!
air: bc after light beats up five people, he and garland have a staring contest and their emotions? i could feel them
air: it went from garland's disbelief to light regetting smthing to garland feeling sad and then light feeling sad too, they both looked away like this is some romance anime
zoom: oh mcfucking
air: ik their pining?
light: I do not pine after Garland.
air: dont lie to me mr pretty boy, you diuthjelkwfs
ace: excuse them, bartz is being choked by light (playfully)
ya: PLAYFULLY?
ace: its something light does
ace: anyway i can continue this now
ace: Keiss saw Light kiss Layle and also left, so did Belle, then Garland called the ambulance and told us to leave
ace: we're in the office right now testifying for Garland
zoom: garland???
ace: he told them he beat the five people up
zoom: oh
water: no cameras out front?
september: They removed them after continuously catching students making out near the fences outside. They deemed it unnecessary and instead continued with them inside the school. There is one facing the entrance on the inside, however.
water: makes sense
whither: So Garland took Light's fall?
ace: not... not really
light: He's taking the blame, but the staff know I did it.
light: They won't do anything about it, of course. But they know I did it.
light: The students were a pain for them too. I only hit each of them once anyway - aside from the leader.
light: I can call it self defense.
air: air is back
hoo: yes you are air, hi air!!
air: no my oxygen
air: oxygen in lungs is back
hoo: oh
air: i think im gonna
air: sleep for a bit
zoom: light,
light: He hit his head on the table beside him.
light: He's bleeding.
zoom: LIGHT,
light: I'll tell the medical professionals.
ace: can someone tell Kurasame I won't be in my class's dorms for a while
ram: Of course! I'll tell him right now, I just passed him in the parking lot.
ace: thanks ramza
chat for nerds (Today at 4:34 PM)
fire: um
fire: funni times i knowbut
gunsexual: What's wrong?
fire: uhhh
fire: somnething bad happendd
gunsexual: Take a deep breath. Continue at your own pace.
hoo: you dont need to tell us right away if youre stressed!!
fire: thank you both uh
fire: im sorry give me a moment
zoom: hey, take your time, vaan
zoom: if you need more time then take the time you need
september: If you want us to stay silent as well, then all you need to do is ask.
fire: nono please dont stay silent
fire: im sorry its kindof important??? so
water: again, dont need to tell us rn if you need time
fire: no uits fine reallt im just
fire: im cryign rn
fire: ./cri
water: oh god okay
air: hey! its alright if you tell us in dms too, in case the multitude of people are stressing you out
air: just know none of us would ever be mad at you trying to take your time with this
fire: thnaks guysnhhbsdj
fire: okkkaasyyy uhh
fire: reks,,,,,
fire: reks is dead