Archive of Our Own ^beta

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> USER Filbo Fiddlepie CREATED A GROUP CHAT WITH Buddy Screwspring, Elizabert Megafig AND 1 OTHERS

> USER Filbo Fiddlepie PROMOTED Elizabert Megafig TO ADMINISTRATOR

> USER Filbo Fiddlepie PROMOTED Buddy Screwspring TO ADMINISTRATOR

> USER Buddy Screwspring CHANGED THEIR NICKNAME TO i lived bitch

Eggabell Batternugget: So… this was gonna be your trial run for getting everyone in and around new grump city connected ??

> USER Filbo Fiddlepie CHANGED HIS NICKNAME TO Mr Mayor

Mr Mayor: yep!! if it works okay for everyone from snaxburg since we’re all over and around the city it’ll work for everyone who id be providing for :)

i lived bitch: filbo my beloved that nick is
i lived bitch: less than ideal

Mr Mayor: really ?? :(

Elizabert Megafig: Yeah … Beffica’s bound to make fun of your nickname regardless, but that one makes you sound a little pretentious

Eggabell Batternugget: ^^ Sorry filbo :[

> USER Eggabell Batternugget CHANGED HER NICKNAME TO Hard boiled

> USER Elizabert Megafig CHANGED HER NICKNAME TO Lizbert 

i lived bitch: dont worry im a genius ive got this

> USER i lived bitch CHANGED Mr Mayor’S NICKNAME TO flippo

flippo: thanks .

i lived bitch: yw <3 HDGSHKD
i lived bitch: OKAY OKAY OKAY LET'S GET EVERYONE IN NOW 

> USER i lived bitch ADDED Beffica Winklesnoot, Snorpington Fizzlebean AND 3 OTHERS
> USER Lizbert ADDED Triffany Lottablog, Wiggle Wigglebottom AND 3 OTHERS

> USER Beffica Winklesnoot CHANGED HER NICKNAME TO so so false worstie
so so false worstie: so true <3
so so false worstie: ok but how did get snorpy to agree to get in here?? 

flippo: he made the app :D its 100% grumpinati-proof + functions just like our old chat client 

i lived bitch: it made it take for ev er to get the chatroom trial up but like
i lived bitch: totally worth it this runs wayyy better anyway 

> USER Snorpington Fizzlebean CHANGED HIS NICKNAME TO Snorpy

Snorpy: quite. in making the app, i kept note of any flaws with the previous chat client and did my best to improve upon it while still allowing for encoding to keep from our messages being intercepted.
Snorpy: if you think it could be better, i urge you to direct message me for any thoughts on improvements. though, if you didn’t tell me when i first contacted you, i may ridicule you.

> USER Chandlo Funkbun CHANGED HIS NICKNAME TO Chand-bro

Chand-bro: In their defense, it was usually around 3 AM whenever you would work on it

so so false worstie: 3 AM ??? snorpy ur insane what what what

Chand-bro: He claims he didn’t have any other time he could work on it
Chand-bro: I tried to get him to sleep 😔

> USER Wiggle Wigglebottom CHANGED HER NICKNAME TO wiggle wiggle wiggle

wiggle wiggle wiggle: weekends? weekends exist?

Snorpy: .
Snorpy: listen.

i lived bitch: GDYSGIS
i lived bitch: OKAY WHATEVER ty snorp for yr hard work yadda yadda
i lived bitch: filbo <3 fibbo <3 filibus <3 pls explain the sitch for every one in the chatted room <3

Hard boiled: Also snorpy if i may cut in please make sure you’re getting enough sleep i wouldn’t be able to live with myself if you were putting yourself through a worsened state for a project i’m helping with :[

flippo: ^^ what egg said :( we really appreciate your work though :D
flippo: now- the purpose of this chat room! 
flippo: since im the mayor of new grump city, i want to make sure as many opportunities as possible are available for the residents, even if theyre just barely in city limits. 
flippo: so, with how varied our group is location wise, i figured itd be a solid sample size :)
flippo: if this works right for everyone, then i can equip everyone who wants it with what i like to consider a brand new opportunity :)

> USER Floofty Fizzlebean CHANGED THEIR NICKNAME TO Floofty

Floofty: so. an experiment?

flippo: yes!

i lived bitch: bingo

Floofty: excellent :)

Wambus Troubleham: HEL
Wambus Troubleham: HELP

i lived bitch: wambus r u good …

Hard boiled: Whats wrong mr troubleham :[

Triffany Lottablog: He's struggling with his phone 😟 hasn't been able to figure the darn thing out 
Triffany Lottablog: His screen's been through a lot

flippo: did .
flippo: did you break it already?????

so so false worstie: i-

Wambus Troubleham: I DIDNG BREAK NOTHIN

Triffany Lottablog: I watched it happen 😟

Lizbert: Triff, do you want me to change your nickname? Full name doesn't seem your style 

Triffany Lottablog: Oh, would you? I'd really appreciate it 🥰

> USER Lizbert CHANGED Triffany Lottablog'S NICKNAME TO Triffy

Triffy: Thank you !!♥️

flippo: it's time for me to abuse my mayoral power.

> USER flippo CHANGED Wambus Troubleham'S NICKNAME TO wam-bone

Floofty: did you know that you have 206 bones? wambus is about to change that! :)

so so false worstie: UM???

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Cromdo Face: LISTENpal you keep talkin about how👁️“AGED POORLY”cut it out . ithurtz all 3 of my feelings my body didnt age well but i did stop talkin about us 

so so false worstie: what the fuck did you just say to me old man

i lived bitch: go off king

Floofty: i am begging you to shut the fuck up

so so false worstie: so so true i knew u were my fav floofty

Floofty: please. Please. Please. you are included in that statement

i lived bitch:
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so so false worstie: you think you can just say things to me.

i lived bitch: silence asuka kinnie

Floofty: is that ascii art of lucas from mother 3’s clay model

i lived bitch: why do u know things abt the mother series thats my thing 🙄/j

so so false worstie: how did you even recognize that what

Floofty: the stance and hairstyle are that of the clay model exactly
Floofty: look.

> USER Floofty SENT IMAGE lucasclayfig.png

i lived bitch: i love that you just have that on hand . its a good figure tho so thats fair
i lived bitch: he’s , my son. my little boy

so so false worstie: i was originally going to say that his eyes are soulless but there is actually So Much going on beneath those eyes and i love him and my maternal instincts are kicking in

i lived bitch: ^^ SO TRUE

Floofty: thank you for your input. :)

i lived bitch: OH I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

> USER i lived bitch CHANGED flippo’S NICKNAME TO floigan

Snorpy: you’ve made filbo into a floigan brother. he approaches his final form

i lived bitch: the fizzlebeans know too much about weirdly specific games, so jot that down,

so so false worstie: literally getting screenshots as we speak lol

Chand-bro: Flamingo LITERALLY died to a farmer and this is how you treat him 🙄✋

i lived bitch: DGFHV

wiggle wiggle wiggle: WHTABFHB CHANDLO

floigan: you know, i like to think im a good person. i think im pleasant, and kind. i open doors for people and thank the bus driver. but sometimes you people push me

i lived bitch: flamogus imposter moment

Floofty: screwspring, i will block you.

i lived bitch: no <3

so so false worstie: literally u cant bhvfvnhbs

i lived bitch: she tried <3 if u try to block a person w admin in a chat ur in it wont work

floigan: a great choice actually but also beffica why did you try to block buddy??

so so false worstie: they have bad opinions

i lived bitch: bestie u literally dmed me saying that reigen arataka was ur exception and i rightfully called u insane ur lucky i didnt block u

so so false worstie: cmon floofty back me up hereeee

Floofty: no, buddy’s right about this one .

so so false worstie: fine gang up on me 🙄🙄 i see how it is </3
so so false worstie: u just hate 2 see a girlboss winning 

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> USER Gramble Gigglefunny CHANGED HIS NICKNAME TO gramble

gramble: frankly its good that i keep this thing muted.

wiggle wiggle wiggle: gramble darling hello !! 

i lived bitch: HE SPEAKS ‼️‼️ 👏👏👏

so so false worstie: gramble breaks his vow of silence 2021 colorized so so true <3

Chand-bro: Good to hear from you gramble! 

gramble: well don't get used to it i get overwhelmed
gramble: what with all 13 of y'all in the chat all the time

Triffy: No one's expecting you to dear 😊 You keep safe!!

gramble: will do ma'am :) 

so so false worstie: ok that's all well and good but literally it just occured 2 me that flipper hasn't like fully explained what the plan is w the chat client like r u gonna put all of new grump city in one chatroom whatz the plan dude

floigan: ...

Lizbert: Just to butt in- that was originally the plan, yeah

Hard boiled: We tried so hard to convince him it wouldnt work…

i lived bitch: i was able 2 get him 2 be more organized abt it HEHJXH thatz why WE have a groupchat but theres a server option

floigan: yeah … there'll be a proper server that's way more organized when we're ready to launch this for all of ngc but for 14 grumpuses with only 3-4 of them messaging for most of the day a group chat works pretty well
floigan: and ill have regional gcs set up too so that specific issues that cover specific parts of ngc can be covered by whole groups. and there'll be a direct line to me, of course.

i lived bitch: ofc this chat will still stay up. sn.ktooth hurt us all in significant ways and it's not like we can talk safely to a therapist about it, so thsi chat is 90% for all of us 2 stay in touch and 10% for us to talk about our shit like grown ass adults

Hard boiled: I studied psychology for a brief period as well ! I'm not a professional like i am in the medical field, but i do know some stuff :]

i lived bitch: hate this for us why'd this become the You Can Talk About Your Problems Here power hour look at ness american clay figure ascii art 

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so so false worstie: WHSJJWMD
so so false worstie: SILHOUETTE…..

Floofty: ah yes, Shadow Ness, the secret character only in the american release of earthbound

i lived bitch: for reference herez his actual US clay model

> USER i lived bitch SENT IMAGE NessUS.png

i lived bitch: i hate him because he looks stretched out and mean. he's faced the cruelties of the world and laughed. he'd be able to pinpoint your insecurities. he's thirteen in this model.

Snorpy: how you manage to describe the exact look in his eye is beyond me. i feel as though he's about to call attention to how i hold my arms and i will be mortified.

gramble: that's a kid that's gonna point out my height to everyone im terrified of him

i lived bitch: EXACTLY u get it

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i lived bitch: oh shit also crom let mee

> USER i lived bitch CHANGED Cromdo Face’S NAME TO Cromdo

> USER Cromdo CHANGED HIS NICKNAME TO Cromdo Face

i lived bitch: HDSBHDFG??? 

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sorry for not touching this after the second chapter. im putting stuff together to rewrite this since i have a better idea on the characters now so keep your eyes peeled i guess ^-^