Chapter 1: in which George is sappy
Summary:
George is sappy, and that speaks volumes.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
@dreamwastaken: POLL: what wedding should we have
A) summer wedding - 61,322 votes (58.25%)
B) winter wedding - 43,952 votes (41.75%)
--@GeorgeNootFound: I already told you there is no such thing as a white christmas in the south of England so nO. no winter wedding.
---@dreamwastaken: but the poll has spoken
----@GeorgeNootFound: NO.
-----@GeorgeNootFound: it will rAIN and it will be MISERABLE.
------@dreamwastaken: you're such a party pooper
-------@GeorgeNootFound: excuse me for not wanting to get married SOGGY and MISERABLE.
--------@tommyaltinnit: Dream my man George has a Point here I'll be honest
---------@dreamwastaken: go away tommy
----------@Ph1LzA: ok ngl Kristin almost cancelled our wedding because it looked like it was going to rain
-----------@dreamwastaken: you know what. whatever. as long as I still get to call george my husband at the end of the night even if we're soggy and miserable <3
------------@GeorgeNootFound: that was so sweet I can't even be mad at you <3
-------------@BadBoyHalo: awww
--------------@GeorgeNootFound: anyway do you realise that we've already planned everything out so changing it for winter would be counterproductive
---------------@dreamwastaken: we can ignore that
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
tae: so i'll assume that we're all invited dream?
Chem: oh for sure there's no way we're not
amnesi_acc | mentally dead: if we're not i will be very offended
notdream: ok please do not take this the wrong way
notdream: but no?
Gogy: wow brutal dream
notdream: back me up here
Gogy: oh no these are YOUR bitches as you so eloquently put
Gogy: you can fix this
amnesi_acc | VERY OFFENDED: i am so insulted i don't even have words for you, dream.
notdream: IM SORRY OKAY
notdream: I WOULD INVITE YOU BUT PRIVACY AND SHIT YKNOW
wil²³ ࿐ ˚ . ✦ writing pinned: wait you would have actually invited us??
wil²³ ࿐ ˚ . ✦ writing pinned: i thought we were just kidding
notdream: i would have invited the whole world if i could have
notdream: nothing is stopping me from announcing that i love george to the world
*~Kat~* *~Break from Tweetor~: oh trust me we know
Gogy: oh my god you couldn't be more sappy could you
Text Message: George, i'm getting married to you wtf
George: look i love you ok
George: but you are so fucking sappy
i'm getting married to you wtf: is that an issue
George: no of course not
George: i love you and your sappiness
George: this is just my hard guy gremlin man persona
i'm getting married to you wtf: oh ofc ofc
George: i love you and this conversation never happened
i'm getting married to you wtf: what conversation
George: i knew there was a reason i love you
@GeorgeNootFound: if i'm ever sappy just block me
--@dreamwastaken: uh-
---@GeorgeNootFound: this is not aimed i swear
----@tommyinnit: So it is aimed then
-----@GeorgeNootFound: go away tommy
Text Message: George, best man (don't make me regret this)
best man (don't make me regret this): do you guys love each other or not because i highkey cannot figure you guys out
George: again i hate to be sappy
George: but i do love him a lot
George: like a LOT a lot
George: and i went through too much shit
George: and i put you through too much shit
George: for me to actually hate him
best man (don't make me regret this): wow
best man (don't make me regret this): i wasn't expecting a speech
best man (don't make me regret this): but yes you did put me through a lot of shit
best man (don't make me regret this): glad you noticed
George: i'm sorry ok
George: you've been really good to us
best man (don't make me regret this): you're being sappy
George: oh god
George: lemme just go wash my brain out with fire brb
best man (don't make me regret this): wait that's dangerous
best man (don't make me regret this): don't do that george
best man (don't make me regret this): george
best man (don't make me regret this): GEORGE
@sapnapalt: me when best friends:
Attached - a meme of a man crying in despair
--@GeorgeNootFound: you're mean to me
---@sapnapalt: am i wrong?
----@GeorgeNootFound: go away sapnap
-----@TubboLIVE: o7 Sapnap for dealing with them so we don't have to
------@Smajor1995: o7
------@AlsoFundy:o7
------@Technothepig: o7
TWITTER TRENDING
#TomBradyRevived
2,293 Tweets
o7
4,482 Tweets
Text Message: bee boi, jumping in the cadillac
bee boi: Told you I could be a trendsetter
jumping in the cadillac: What is your point Toby
TWITTER TRENDING
#TomBradyRevived
2,824 Tweets
Tom Brady returns to Tampa Bay Buccaneers for a masterclass coaching session, much to the appreciation of Buccaneer fans
o7
6,237 Tweets
Fans of content creator Sapnap salute him for "dealing with his best friends so they don't have to" (I don't know what you mean by this personally)
@TubboLIVE: @tommyinnit see I'm a Trendsetter
--@tommyinnit: Why are you like this Tubbo
Notes:
editing this while fuming that george is cutting his hair like why would you do that (edit i don't mind TOO much because he looks fucking good either way wtf-)
sorry this took so long to post, there were some issues with ao3 and then my life was a shitstorm but then again when is it not
this is being split up into two shorter chapters and an omake-type thing to help manage the timeline, next chapter up soon! <33
Chapter 2: in which Dream is incompetent
Summary:
They're finally getting married, but it turns out that Dream is, quite possibly, the most incompetent thing to grace the face of the bird app. (Not that that's anything new.)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
@Dream: WEDDING DAY @GeorgeNotFound!!!!! <33333333333333
--@GeorgeNotFound: I WILL HAVE A DIFFERENT SURNAME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WTF-
---@GeorgeNotFound: I MEAN <333333333333333
----@Ph1LzA: CONGRATS A BIT EARLY
-----@tommyinnit: DADZA YOU HAVE TO WALK GOGY DOWN THE AISLE
------@GeorgeNotFound: while i'd love that my father would smite me, so no
-------@tommyinnit: Bollocks I wanted to see how Dadza would look walking my wife down the aisle
--------@Ranboosaysstuff: that requires a girlfriend who would be willing to marry you first
---------@tommyinnit: Plenty of women want to marry me, I'll have you know
TWITTER TRENDING
DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY
54,458 Tweets
Trending with dnf, CONGRATS
Something's going to go wrong, I can smell it
@dreamwastaken: gogy why you do this
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
tae: REMEMBER YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WEDDING
Gogy: too late?
tae: OK STARTING FROM NOW YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WEDDING
Gogy: ok not a problem
notdream: TIME OUT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY A PROBLEM
Gogy: don't be clingy
notdream: but i want hugsssss
Gogy: suck it up go find sapnap and hug him
notdream: but georgeeeeee
Gogy: JUST GO DREAM
notdream: you're mean
[notdream left the chat]
Gogy: that is not what i meant but ok
Cryptid ☽: if we don't add him back he'll probably do something dumb
Gogy: true
[Gogy added notdream to the chat]
Gogy: go find sapnap and LEAVE ME ALONE
notdream: you're so mean to me :(
Gogy: GO
@tommyaltinnit: Can we all agree that George will be Groomzilla
--@dreamwastaken: already is >_<
---@tommyaltinnit: oof
----@GeorgeNootFound: we can also agree that dream will be a disaster
-----@tommyaltinnit: Oh of course no questions asked
------@dreamwastaken: OI
Group Chat: the 4/4 that twitter would cry to see
Members (4): Manchild , Wilby, The Blade, The Old One
The Blade: 3 dollars says that Dream will fuck up
Manchild: YOURE ON
Text Message: Sapnap, Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE)
Sapnap: please don't fuck everything up today
Sapnap: though i hate to be nice to you
Sapnap: i want things to go well for you guys because you deserve it
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): that's strangely kind of you
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): but your expectations are a bit too high i think
Sapnap: worth a try
Text Message: Sapnap, gogy's getting married *sniff*
Sapnap: keep an eye on dream won't you
Sapnap: who knows how he's gonna fuck up
gogy's getting married *sniff*: i think you forget that i can't see him until the wedding
Sapnap: try anyway
@Twitter: you know that feeling of imminent disaster and impending doom
Text Message: Sapnap, Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE)
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): SAPNAP
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): WE HAVE AN ALL CAPS EMERGENCY
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): I LOST THE RINGS
Sapnap: i swear to god you are THE single biggest dumbass to exist
Sapnap: how THE FUCK did you lose the rings
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): I DONT FUCKING KNOW
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): ONE MINUTE THEYRE ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): THE NEXT THEYRE GONE
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): AJSFKJDLJALKFDJKSHDJSKJASJLKF
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): GEORGE IS GOING TO FUCKING MURDER ME
Sapnap: HES NOT THE ONLY ONE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
@Twitter: officially need to go murder someone
(Tweet deleted)
Text Message: Sapnap, gogy's getting married *sniff*
gogy's getting married *sniff*: sapnap.
gogy's getting married *sniff*: what the fuck did dream do.
Sapnap: aha what sorry gtg byeeee
gogy's getting married *sniff*: SAPNAP.
gogy's getting married *sniff*: DONT YOU DARE IGNORE ME.
gogy's getting married *sniff*: SAPNAP
gogy's getting married *sniff*: SAPNAPPPPPPPP
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
[notdream removed Gogy from the chat]
mayamoon: um
mayamoon: excuse you?
tae: are you taking this not seeing him thing a bit too seriously
notdream: WE HAE A DESCDREAM ALL CAPS EMERGENCY
Cryptid ☽: not another one
notdream: I REPEAT
notdream: AN ALL CAPS EMERGENCY
notdream: I HAVE LSOT THE RINGS
notdream: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
notdream: AJDFJKDJFLKDFSJKDKSFLJSA
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!!!: DREAM YOU ABSOOUTE IDIOT
bella | day 2383 of crying over dream: WHAT THE FUKC IS WRONG WITH YOU
That²³: JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING NEED HELO
That²³: HELP
Gean | DescDream wedding oh my heart: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE THE RINGS
karaamochi: THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION
*~Kat~* *~Break from Tweetor and DESCDREAM EMERGENCIES~*: i think i'm just about ready to strangle you dream
notdream: AJDJSKDLSKFAFJKDLKFJKALLAKSDFHJASF
notdream: PLEASE HELP ME
notdream: GEORGE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME IF I FUCK HTIS UP
Cryptid ☽: with all due respect you have already fucked this up
Cryptid ☽: but we'll help because you fucking need it
notdream: THANK YOU
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!!!: have you considered just checking where you last left them?
notdream: HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!!!: like on a scale of 1 to ten?
notdream: DONT ANSWER THAT
Text Message: George, i'm getting married to you wtf
George: why have i been removed from the gc
George: dream
George: DREAM
George: DREAM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 34
notdream: GEORGE KNOWS IVE DONE SOMETHING STUPID
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!! EMERGENCY: personally i don't think stupid covers it
notdream: AJSDKFJDASGJLSAJKFSJLFJAK
Slooth: dream
Slooth: please
Slooth: calm down
notdream: WITH ALL DUE RESOECT SLOOTH
notdream: I HAVE LOST THE WEDDING RINGS AND THE WEDDING IS LITERALLY IN FIVE HOURS AND TWELVE MINUTES AND YOURE TELLIG ME TO CALM DOWN?????
Slooth: yes
Slooth: yes i am
Slooth: be kalm
@blve_bellflower: YOOOO IM A BIT LATE BUT IM HERE WHATS UP OOMFS
--@m0ssyst0ne: OUR BABIES ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY
---@blve_bellflower: ...
----@blve_bellflower: so glad i didn't sleep in today lmao
-----@notdream: AJDJSKFDLFKDJKALFD
------@gogyyy: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 34
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!! EMERGENCY: have you checked the dresser drawer?
notdream: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!! EMERGENCY: well have you?
notdream: ...
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!! EMERGENCY: check it you ignoramus
notdream: FINE
notdream: ...
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!! EMERGENCY: waiting for the thank you amnesiac, you are a life saver, what would i do without you
notdream: fuck off
notdream: i mean thank you
notdream: but fuck off
Text Message: Sapnap, Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE)
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): everything's fine we all gud
Sapnap: was it in the dresser drawer?
Dream (aka gay CATASTROPHE): FUCK OFF
@dreamwastaken: would murdering someone put a damper on a wedding?
--@GeorgeNootFound: depends would it be the groom OR THE GROOM
---@dreamwastaken: aha
Group Chat: the 4/4 that twitter would cry to see
Members (4): Manchild , Wilby, The Blade, The Old One
The Blade: I think you owe me 3 dollars Tommy
Manchild: FOR FUCKS SAKE DREAM
Manchild: YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT I AM LOSING MONEY
Text Message: George, why am i marrying you
why am i marrying you: i'll add you back to the gc later
George: i don't understand why i was removed in the first place
why am i marrying you: aha
@tommyinnit: ARE WE GETTING A WEDDING STREAM????
--@GeorgeNootFound: tommy you are literally invited
---@tommyinnit: Yeah but the FANS Gogy
----@GeorgeNootFound: no, no live stream.
TWITTER TRENDING
WEDDING STREAM
5,284 Tweets
@GeorgeNotFound: oh for gODS SAKE
TWITTER TRENDING
WEDDING STREAM
5,857 Tweets
no. no wedding stream.
@dreamwastaken: gogy why you do this
--@GeorgeNootFound: WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING THROUGH THE BIRD APP INSTEAD OF GETTING READY FOR THE WEDDING
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 34
tae: right well they'll be gone for a bit so let's fill up the void shall we
Cryptid ☽: what am i still doing here
tae: you love us really bestie
Cryptid ☽: unfortunately
bella | day 2383 of crying over dream: so who's joining me in stalking their twt for the next three hours
amnesi_acc | DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY!!!!: ME ME ME
Chem: you're like that keyboard sound effect lmaoo
sweetchayos: tYpE oN mE
Cryptid ☽: what am i doing with my life
@Dream: <3 #justmarried #DescDream #dnf
Attached - a picture of Dream and George's linked hands, both with wedding rings
@GeorgeNotFound: <3 #justmarried #DescDream #dnf
Attached - a video of TommyInnit hurling cake at Wilbur Soot
@blve_bellflower: AM I FIRST????????????
--@blve_bellflower: IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
---@m0ssyst0ne: YOU FINALLY DID IT OOMF
----@blve_bellflower: CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!! DESCDREAM GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ph1LzA: CONGRATULATIONS LADS
@BadBoyHalo: CONGRATS YOU MUFFINS!! :DDDD
@tommyinnit: DREAM YOU HAVE MY RESPECT NOW
@JustaMinx: at least he left me to marry a hot guy I guess?
--@JustaMinx: if anyone repeats that I have a knife
@TubboLIVE: CONGRATS GUYS NOW MAKE A SONG OUT OF IT @cg5beats @WilburSoot @LVJYonline
TWITTER TRENDING
DESCDREAM WEDDING DAY
104,953 Tweets
Trending with dnf, CONGRATS
Something's going to go wrong, I can smell it
DESCDREAM GOT MARRIED
124,238 Tweets
Trending with #justmarried
Content creators Dream and GeorgeNotFound get married and share photos with their fans, and they are currently the two happiest people in the world <333
#DescDream
95,284 Tweets
I can't believe you got me to type that, but yes, DescDream are now married, and we couldn't be happier <33333
#dnf
93,749 Tweets
do I actually have to write something for this or can I just spam hearts <333333333
Notes:
and that's me out of sappiness for a decade or two gOODBYE-
so I met Xelia in comments and they're cool and that is completely irrelevant to anything in this story but I wanted to give them a shoutout because they're cool
anyway final chapter up soon (i actually mean soon this time i promise) <3
Chapter 3: in which twitter is... twitter
Summary:
Dream and George have a honeymoon, and the bird app - well, some of the bird app - wants pictures. Enough said.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
@quackity4k: i stg if we get a shit ton of fucking dnf photos from their honeymoon i WILL be throwing hands
--@JackManifoldTwo: oh you've done it now Big Q
@Dream: <3 @GeorgeNotFound
Attached - a picture of George sleeping on his side, smiling peacefully in his sleep
--@GeorgeNotFound: i did not give you permission to post this
---@Dream: oh well ily <3
@GeorgeNotFound: this mf @Dream
Attached - a video of Dream cannonballing into a pool, fully-clothed
--@sapnap: that's kinda funny ngl. dream why you be dumbass lmaooo
---@Dream: OI WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY EXPENSE
----@GeorgeNotFound: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TWITTER TRENDING
dnf
54,924 Tweets
DescDream
53,726 Tweets
#TheseMFsAreTooSappy
28,275 Tweets
Trending with #IFeelSingle, #IActuallyAmSingle
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
Cryptid ☽: ...
bella | day 2385 of crying over dream: yeah, we know.
amnesi_acc | sigh. just sigh.: read the name, friends.
tae: us singletons are crying
Chem: o7
@quackity4k: YOU KNOW WHAT.
--@quackity4k: IM DONE.
---@quackity4k: FUCKING DNF IS ALL I HAVE ON MY FUCKING TIMELINE.
----@quackity4k: OPENING APPLICATIONS FOR SIGNIFICANT OTHER CANDIDATES
-----@AustinOnTwitter: ... shall we do another love or host for you?
------@quackity4k: THE TRAUMA, AUSTIN. THE TRAUMA.
TWITTER TRENDING
dnf
56,249 Tweets
Twitter users discuss the newlywed couple "DreamNotFound", consisting of Dream and GeorgeNotFound, and the photos they posted abut their honeymoon <33
DescDream
55,138 Tweets
As above because why are there two separate trending tags for this (but yes DescDream is married and we're on our honeymoon <333)
#TheseMFsAreTooSappy
31,203 Tweets
Trending with #IFeelSingle, #IActuallyAmSingle
<3 love you too twitter
Notes:
and that's a wrap from me! (probably, maybe, unlikely, we'll see how it goes lol)
thank you so much for your support with this series and humongous thank yous to Owlwinter for letting me completely crash the Tweet Cute universe (in a good way, I hope) and again go check out the other fics in this verse. I have so much respect for all the authors in this universe because they've all contributed so much, and I'm getting sappy lol but seriously you authors are amazing <33thank you again so so much for reading, for your amazing comments and for your love and i love you all <333
Comments and kudos are appreciated - thanks for reading!