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@dreamwastaken: POLL: what wedding should we have
A) summer wedding - 61,322 votes (58.25%)
B) winter wedding - 43,952 votes (41.75%)
--@GeorgeNootFound: I already told you there is no such thing as a white christmas in the south of England so nO. no winter wedding.
---@dreamwastaken: but the poll has spoken
----@GeorgeNootFound: NO.
-----@GeorgeNootFound: it will rAIN and it will be MISERABLE.
------@dreamwastaken: you're such a party pooper
-------@GeorgeNootFound: excuse me for not wanting to get married SOGGY and MISERABLE.
--------@tommyaltinnit: Dream my man George has a Point here I'll be honest
---------@dreamwastaken: go away tommy
----------@Ph1LzA: ok ngl Kristin almost cancelled our wedding because it looked like it was going to rain
-----------@dreamwastaken: you know what. whatever. as long as I still get to call george my husband at the end of the night even if we're soggy and miserable <3
------------@GeorgeNootFound: that was so sweet I can't even be mad at you <3
-------------@BadBoyHalo: awww
--------------@GeorgeNootFound: anyway do you realise that we've already planned everything out so changing it for winter would be counterproductive
---------------@dreamwastaken: we can ignore that
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
tae: so i'll assume that we're all invited dream?
Chem: oh for sure there's no way we're not
amnesi_acc | mentally dead: if we're not i will be very offended
notdream: ok please do not take this the wrong way
notdream: but no?
Gogy: wow brutal dream
notdream: back me up here
Gogy: oh no these are YOUR bitches as you so eloquently put
Gogy: you can fix this
amnesi_acc | VERY OFFENDED: i am so insulted i don't even have words for you, dream.
notdream: IM SORRY OKAY
notdream: I WOULD INVITE YOU BUT PRIVACY AND SHIT YKNOW
wil²³ ࿐ ˚ . ✦ writing pinned: wait you would have actually invited us??
wil²³ ࿐ ˚ . ✦ writing pinned: i thought we were just kidding
notdream: i would have invited the whole world if i could have
notdream: nothing is stopping me from announcing that i love george to the world
*~Kat~* *~Break from Tweetor~: oh trust me we know
Gogy: oh my god you couldn't be more sappy could you
Text Message: George, i'm getting married to you wtf
George: look i love you ok
George: but you are so fucking sappy
i'm getting married to you wtf: is that an issue
George: no of course not
George: i love you and your sappiness
George: this is just my hard guy gremlin man persona
i'm getting married to you wtf: oh ofc ofc
George: i love you and this conversation never happened
i'm getting married to you wtf: what conversation
George: i knew there was a reason i love you
@GeorgeNootFound: if i'm ever sappy just block me
--@dreamwastaken: uh-
---@GeorgeNootFound: this is not aimed i swear
----@tommyinnit: So it is aimed then
-----@GeorgeNootFound: go away tommy
Text Message: George, best man (don't make me regret this)
best man (don't make me regret this): do you guys love each other or not because i highkey cannot figure you guys out
George: again i hate to be sappy
George: but i do love him a lot
George: like a LOT a lot
George: and i went through too much shit
George: and i put you through too much shit
George: for me to actually hate him
best man (don't make me regret this): wow
best man (don't make me regret this): i wasn't expecting a speech
best man (don't make me regret this): but yes you did put me through a lot of shit
best man (don't make me regret this): glad you noticed
George: i'm sorry ok
George: you've been really good to us
best man (don't make me regret this): you're being sappy
George: oh god
George: lemme just go wash my brain out with fire brb
best man (don't make me regret this): wait that's dangerous
best man (don't make me regret this): don't do that george
best man (don't make me regret this): george
best man (don't make me regret this): GEORGE
@sapnapalt: me when best friends:
Attached - a meme of a man crying in despair
--@GeorgeNootFound: you're mean to me
---@sapnapalt: am i wrong?
----@GeorgeNootFound: go away sapnap
-----@TubboLIVE: o7 Sapnap for dealing with them so we don't have to
------@Smajor1995: o7
------@AlsoFundy:o7
------@Technothepig: o7
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Text Message: bee boi, jumping in the cadillac
bee boi: Told you I could be a trendsetter
jumping in the cadillac: What is your point Toby
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@TubboLIVE: @tommyinnit see I'm a Trendsetter
--@tommyinnit: Why are you like this Tubbo