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Raellyn has added Peyton to the chat

 

Raellyn has changed Peyton ’s nickname to Purpled

 

Purpled: Go ahead, Tommy. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry

 

Raellyn: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

 

Tommy : wtf

why am i still getting a lecture about crying??

 

Purpled : Because I was just let back in

 

Raellyn : And I regret letting you back in.

 

Purpled : L

 

Raellyn : F you.

 

Purpled: Don’t go picking a fight with me, Reallyn

 

Raellyn : I think I will, actually.

 

Purpled : I could make your life difficult

 

Raellyn: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

 

Tubbo : kunad a mood

 

Tommy : oh no the girls are fighting

somebody help

 

Raellyn : Oh, f you too, Tommy.

 

Tommy : JUST SAY FUCK

 

Raellyn : No.

 

Purpled : Me and you, Raellyn. A fistfight tomorrow at noon at the hideout

 

Tubbo : the marriwd couole arw fightung /j

 

Tommy : too bad fistfights arent romantic

then the joke could be true :(

 

Purpled: A fistfight CAN be romantic >:( /hj

 

Raellyn : I’m scared about whether you guys are setting me and Purpled up on a date or not. /hj /p

 

Tubbo : we arwe

 

Raellyn : Oh,

Okay then.

 


 

Purpled: Are you sure they should be fighting?

What if they get hurt??

 

Raellyn: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

 

Purpled: Then who’s the strongest out of you three?

 

Tommy: raellyn

 

Tubbo: raellyn

 

Raellyn: Me.

 

Tommy : like have you seen her???

shes like 6 foot and really flexible

she could no doubt fight us aand win

 

Purpled : I was talking about mentally hurt each other

Can Raellyn mentally hurt you guys like that??

 

Raellyn : I could.

Manipulation at its finest.

:)

 

Tubbo : im scaewd

 

Tommy : ^

 

Raellyn : Be scared.

 


 

Purpled: You think you're smarter than everyone else /lh

 

Raellyn: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.

I know I am. You’re all idiots. /lh

 

Tommy : we arent

 

Raellyn : You each found the same two sentences on the tectonic plates. Then you tried to argue with me that what I found was false, Tommy.

 

Tommy : It is!

 

Tubbo : i looked it uo

its akk tre

 

Raellyn : You see? It’s all factually correct.

 

Tommy : tubbo

how could you have betryed us like this??? /hj

 

Tubbo : L

 

Purpled : L

 

Tommy : YOU TOO PURPLED?????

 

Purpled : Its all really interesting tbh

Good job Raellyn

 

Raellyn : Thank you, Purpled and Tubbo. And f you, Tommy. /lh

 


 

Tommy: if I had a face like yours id put it on a wall and throw a brick at it

 

Purpled: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it

 

Raellyn: Guys.

 

Tommy: I typed bitch into my gps and guess what???

im in your driveway

 

Purpled: You’re not tho??

 

Tommy: vroom vroom come out already

 

Raellyn : Oh my God, you two.

 

Tubbo : im scarwd

 

Raellyn : Seconded.

 

Tommy : can you two like

not??

 

Purpled : Be nice, Tommy

And calm the fuck down

 

Tommy: shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig

 

Raellyn : Okay, okay. How about this. What’re your favorite M&Ms?

 

Tommy: blue m&ms are the best

 

Tubbo: whAT IS THUS SLABDER???

 

Tommy: what about it??? they are

 

Tubbo: I WILL NOT ALOW SUCH LIWS ON YM CHEISTISNMINWCADT SERVRE!!!!

TGE RES ONES ARE THE BWSY!!!!

 

Tommy: YEAH??? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

 

Raellyn: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything??

It was a rheatorical question.

 

Purpled: I personally like the yellow ones

 

Tommy: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!!

 

Tubbo : SHYT UO

 

Raellyn : I hate this.

F you all.

 

Raellyn has left the chat