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Tess
"That's wrong, Mary. Anyway, tonight, a brutal was attempted on famous rapper, Double G. Griffin, while he was in his office grilling a steak." I can't believe that Minyak actually tried to go through with his plan.
"Dub!!!"
"My dad was attacked?!?"
"Shhh!!!"
"Okay, that's disgusting."
"And according to New York police, the attackers claimed to have be hired by a criminal from right here in Swellview, Doctor Minyak."
"Ulch Minyak."
"That's the guy who's trying to stop my dad from doin' the revenge charity concert!"
"Yeah, I'm following along."
"Luckily, Double G was unharmed. But, thanks to a box of fireworks, two of his main bodyguards, Bunford Simmons and Rutheford P. Ainsworth, were very harmed."
"Oh no no."
"Poor Bunny and Ruthless!"
"Ainsworth...hehehe."
"They'll be resting painfully in the hospital for a while, but the two bodyguards are expected to make a fully recovery."
"I guess they forgot to 'guard' their own 'bodies'." Char turns it off.
"This is a disaster!"
"No no--c'mon they said Bunny and Ruthless are gonna be all right."
"But they're in the hospital! Resting painfully! Captain Man, Kid Danger! You guys gotta come back to New York with us, to protect my dad! Please!"
"You guys swear you're gonna make a super cool game about me and Kid Danger?"
"Yes!"
"Totally!"
"Well Kids...looks like we're going to New York."
"Yes!"
"Thank you!"
"Are we really going to New York?"
"Uh, yeah, but not you, Schwoz!"
"Oh, come on--just take my upper half!"
"No thanks, that's disgusting."
"Or take my lower half! You can pick the half!" Looks like Uncle Ray, Hen, and I are going to New York with the Game Shakers!
Later-New York
At Double G's charity concert to keep an eye on him so Minyak or whoever Minyak hires doesn't hurt him like he hurt his bodyguards.
"Everyone in position?"
"Babe and Kenzie in position. Backstage is clear."
"Copy that. Hudson, you there?"
"Yep! I don't see Minyak anywhere."
"Henry, Ray, Tess, do you copy? Henry...Ray...Tess... Where are you guys?"
"Okay, hey Char. We're on stage. No sign of Dr. Minyak yet."
"Copy that."
"Babe, Kenzie. It's Ray. Can you hear me?"
"We do."
"Go Kenzie."
"Yeah, uh...for the Captain Man and Kid Danger game..." He is seriously doing this now?
"Ohhh."
"Yeah, I was thinkin' I should have really big muscles like even bigger than the ones I actually have."
"Now is not the time for that." I talk on the bracelet.
"I'm sorry for my uncle's massive ego."
"Hey, will you guys just keep an eye on my dad?!?"
"Yeah. It's all good Triple G--we got eyes on Double G right now."
"All right, let's butt left, butt right, butt left, butt right--Pick it up! Butt left, butt right. Yeah. Butt left, butt right." This is not the weirdest I have ever seen on missions like this.
"What're you doing?"
"What're you doing?"
"Hmm?"
"I'm not doing anything."
"What? Huh?"
"What's up? Let's go." We walk away.
"Attention, audience load in begins in fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes, guys."
Later
Looks like Barfield or Hickree's parents found him.
"Live ! From the Apollo Thirteen Theater! Double G!!!!!!!!!!!!" The concert starts. Here we go.
🎵 Drop that 🎵
"Mic!!! Shades!!! SCREAM!!!"
🎵 I GO BY THE NAME DOUBLE G🎵
🎵I'M LIVIN' THAT LIFE YOU WISHIN' YOU COULD 🎵
🎵I DO MY OWN THANG I DO IT SO GOOD 🎵
🎵LOW-KEY ALL MY PAPER IS RIGHT 🎵
🎵HIGH-KEY I'M THE GOAT ON THE MIC 🎵All the backup dancers including us start to come out.
🎵 YOU CAME FOR THE SHOW WELL I'M IT 🎵
"So what are we doing?"
"Just keep an eye out for Dr. Minyak."
"All right."
"And dance!"
🎵 NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU 🎵
🎵 I DO WHAT I DO SO YOU JUS' DO YOU 🎵
🎵I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵
🎵 AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF 🎵
🎵 I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵
🎵 TOP DAWG I'MA BOSS 🎵
🎵 I'M IN IT TO WIN IT WE ON 🎵
🎵 MY SQUAD IS SO GOOCH YEA WE GONE 🎵
🎵 YOU TALK BEHIND MY BACK BUT YOU SMILE IN MY FACE 🎵
🎵 PASS ME MY SUNNIES THEY THROWIN' ME SHADE 🎵
🎵 ENOUGH I'M DRAWIN' THE LINE IN THE SAND🎵
🎵 SO WE KEEP IT ALL IN THE FAM 🎵
🎵 I KNOW THAT I MAKE IT LOOK EASY 🎵
🎵 LIVIN' SO HIGH CAN MAKE YOU FEEL QUEASY 🎵
🎵- NO BABY NO ONE CAN'T DO IT LIKE YOU 🎵
🎵 - NO THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME🎵
🎵 - NO BABY NO ONE CAN'T DO IT LIKE YOU 🎵
🎵 - SING IT GIRL THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE I DO 🎵 I see Minyak and the girls. Why are they over here?
"You guys! Minyak's on stage!"
"Where?"
"He's stage right, next to the big 'G'!"
🎵I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU 🎵
"There!"
"Minyak."
"Get out of my--Get out of my way!"
🎵 NO BABY NO ONE CAN'T DO IT LIKE YOU 🎵
🎵 NO THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME 🎵
🎵 NOPE THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE I DO 🎵
"Let's go back there."
🎵 AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF 🎵
🎵 I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵 Uncle Ray, Hen, and I head to the back.
🎵 I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵
🎵 TOP DAWG I'MA BOSS🎵
"Okay Kid. Let's blow a bubble, and save a Double..."
"G!" Uncle Ray and Hen transform into Captain Man and Kid Danger. I take off the headdress and put my cloak on.
"Let's attack Minyak!" We head out back to the main stage.
🎵 I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵
🎵 AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF 🎵
"Captain Man and Kid Danger!?! Quick! Stop them!" Three guys lift off their masks. One of them has a weird face.
"I think those three dancers are Minyak's goons!" What gave you that hint, Char? The fact they're the only ones with the masks off?
"Copy."
"Goons?!?"
🎵 I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU 🎵
"Sorry boys. Doctor's busy right now."
"Oh gee, that's too bad 'cuz uh, y'know, I got this thing on my hand.
"What thing?"
"Your face!" Uncle Ray punches one of the goons. Hen and I take on the other goons.
"I'm afraid that's a wrap, Double G. Oh, hold still!"
"You guys! Minyak's aiming something at Dub!" We take the three goons down. I see that one of the girls has moved the spotlight to blind Minyak. Minayk shoots but, misses Double G.
"Ahhh!"
🎵 AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF 🎵
🎵 CLAP YA' HANDS 🎵
"Goodbye to your voice, Double G--OH!" Minyak gets kicked in the face by one of the backup dancers.
🎵 EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME ONE TIME 🎵
"My thing! Where'd it go?"
"Captain Man! Kid Danger! Hood Danger! Minyak's weapon is right behind you!"
"Wait, where'd you say the weapon is again?"
"On the floor!"
"There! Kid! There!" Hen tries to get it but, he gets dragged away.
🎵 NO THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE I DO🎵
"Ahhh. Get out of the way! Ahhh!" Minyak is going for Double G.
"Man, who the butt are you!?!"
"Doctor Horatio T. Minyak!"
"Look, if you want a selfie, this is the wrong time!" One of the dancers kicks it.
"Ahhhhh!!! Ah, what are you doi--"
"Kenzie! Grab this!" Hen kicks over to Kenzie.
"Oh, sweet! What do I do with this?!?"
"Blast Minyak!!!"
"And hurry before it's too late!"
"All right, but uh...I've never blasted any--Ahhh!!! AH! Hudson catch!!!" Kenzie disappears and one of the goons follows her. I see Babe running out with the weapon.
"Babe! Blast Minyak!"
"Anything for you, Kid Danger!" I swear I'm a ghost to everyone most of the time.
"You're ruining my concert!" Unfortunately, that's what Minyak is trying to do.
"Babe, hurry!" Babe climbs and aims. Here comes one of the goons. It tries to get her but, Kenzie and Hudson stop him. I help them take that goon down. Come on, Babe! Blast Minyak! Now! Babe tries to aim for Minyak.
"Dad! Jump!!! Hurry Dad! Jump!!!"
"Jump?!?!?"
"Jump!!! Hurry Dad! Jump!!!" Double G jumps and lands in Uncle Ray's arms.
"Hello Double G. Glad I could 'catch' your show."
"Ahahahah! Captain Man!!!" Uncle Ray lets go of Double G. Minyak grabs Double G's mic.
"Stop! Everyone hold your gyrations." Everything stops.
"People of the world! Look at me! I am the greatest super villain of all time!" Babe aims and she shoots. Here we go. Minyak gets hit.
"NYUUUUUHHHNNNN!!! NYUUUUUHHHNNNN!!!" Now he can't talk properly. Everyone laughs at him. The mic falls and Double G grabs the mic.
"All right. Let's bring it home!" The music comes back on.
🎵 I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU 🎵
"W-wait, come on, guys, come over here.
🎵 I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵
🎵 AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF 🎵
🎵 I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU 🎵
🎵 AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF 🎵 All of us that came to New York, join the stage.
"Dad! Dad!"
"Ahh. Not now! I'm bein' applauded! Woooo!!!" We all dance. After the concert ends and everything else with the Game Shakers is done. Uncle Ray, Hen, Char, and I head back to Swellview. This was a very long day.