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“This is impossible!” Cat Noir cried. “We can’t get near her.” He watched as Lies walked toward them, her white bubble ever expanding. “Anybody who has ever told a lie at any point in their life will be completely paralyzed if they get anywhere near her. What are we supposed to do‽”

“Lucky Charm!” Ladybug tossed her yoyo into the air, hoping for something useful. She knew her Lucky Charm would always let her win in the end, but some days it chose to be much more helpful than others. As the magic gathered together, she waited with anticipation for-

“Wow, that hat is really tall,” said Cat Noir, watching as the spotted hat fell into Ladybug’s hands. “Any idea how that’s supposed to help us?”

“I have an idea, but it’s going to be extremely risky.” Ladybug opened her yoyo, reaching in for not one, but two Miraculous- a pair of sunglasses and a pocket watch. “Tikki- Kaalki- Fluff - Unify!”

“Three Miraculous at once‽ Be careful Ladybug.”

“I don’t like doing this, but it’s the only way. Burrow!” Ladybug cried out, opening a portal through time. She vanished into it, leaving Cat Noir waiting nervously. He eyed Lies nervously as she continued her slow march. But thanks to the power of time travel, Ladybug didn’t keep him waiting for long, she popped up mere seconds later, bringing a guest with her. “I’ve brought help- someone who can help us defeat Lies.”

Cat Noir gasped, staring in awe.

“Abraham Lincoln‽”