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"Do anything for my king."
"Real talk."
"Kill for him."
"Dam skrait."
"Buy groceries for him."
"Deadass son."
"Cook and clean."
"Malewife grind."
"Shiii.. Id raise his kids if he wanted me too."
"Support you all the way."
Sanzu rlly b taking hard drugs still surprised hes been alive 4 so long.
But hes Yamagitchi gitchi ya ya da da, gitchi gitchi ya ya hee son so like… ig that gives him life.
Like in evry fic hes always on crystal meth and 40 benadryls. accurate.
"Mommy i have to empty my bowels."
"Take all your time."
Yamagishi nods cuz he gets it fr yk.
"Can you help me."
Lol he say "yea".
Do anything for his son.
They get to toilet and Sanzu is absolutely letting is rip it sound like chicken frying in there and smell almost makes Yamagishi literally fucking die.
"Bb u didnt tell me it was an explosive shart."
"Sorry mommy i wont do this again."
"Dont apologize lmao you couldn't."
Then another wave of the worst diarrhea Yamagishi has ever had the chance to witness comes and Yamagishi literally cannot hold onto Sanzus hand anymore its actually toxic fumes in a confined area he cannot die before running over a 6 year old with a shopping cart.
Sanzu understand the dire elements of his mothers choice and watches him scrabble to open the bathroom door.
Bro succeeds ofc but its takes an embarrassingly amount of time.