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This was a new start for them all, they would start.. Elementary school. Yeah you heard me right, no longer they were confined to pre-school, NO, they were big kids now, and they were faced with the biggest challenge of all, grades.
Yep, their easy going school life was over. They were supposed to start a curriculum now, they were supposed to use their brains. Long gone were the days of playing with clay and learning how to bake, only darkness awaited them now.
“Stop being so dramatic Zu, I lived”
“You are stronger, older, different! And you are barali surviving Koko”
“I can’t deny that”
“Kaats, Izu, come one, it’s picture time!”
“Stop messing with my hair mah!” Katsuki slapped her hand away, that didn't stop her “Stop. Stahhhhhp!”
“Pah gave up on my hair” Izuku said as if it was something to be proud of.
“I’m jealous”
“Stop complaining Kats, in a few years you’ll thank me”
“I’ll never thank you for this, I’ll never forgive you either”
“Bahh, one day you’ll bring a partner home and I’ll have to show them your pictures and you’ll be glad you don’t look like a complete mess”
“I already have partner, Zu is ma partner!”
“Ye!”
“Not that kind of partner” She licked her hand and fixed his hair one last time before moving back to take their picture.
“Alright Tenko, join them in”
“Am I getting my own picture too?”
“As always, so stay there after taking the pic”
“Fine”
“Can we go to school now?” Kats asked after the whole picture frenzy was done.
“We are walking towards doom Kacchan, you haven’t heard the tales of hell from Koko, I have, only hell awaits us”
“BOYS, are you ready for your first day at school?” Yagi yelled from the kitchen wearing a cute apron
“YES!” Kats answered
“No.” Tenko and Izuku said in a similar brooding way.
“Well, I made you all something!” He gave each one of them their bento box, specially made with love by him.
“Thank you uncle Yagi” the three said as if it had been rehearsed, they had the same level of enthusiasm too. That is to say, it wasn't a lot of it.
“I’m so proud, you are all getting so big” He wiped a tear from his eyes “Who is driving them to school? I want to go with”
“No one, they are taking the bus” Inko said
“Wahhhht??? They are way too young for that, I’m driving them!”
“Fine by me” Tenko said while leaving the house
“We can handle ourselves uncle” Kats crossed his arms, meanwhile Izuku started dragging him to the car right behind Tenko
“Hehe, we are getting a car ride from All Might, hihi it’s never gonna get old.”
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It got old.
It didn't even take that long to get old.
All Might just couldn't handle the fact that everyone was okay with them going to school alone so he decided to take them everyday.
Which meant that everyday a crowd started to wait for them to show at school to greet All Might.
And then reporters started to show.
And then, they had to do an intervention.
Tenko led it.
Izuku wrote the sign, it had a little heart on the end.
“Uncle Yagi. I know you love us, I know you feel a sense of obligation to our security because we are young and out in the world, but you need to stop taking us to school.”
“Yeah, it’s getting too much” Kats added to it while All Might sat on a chair separated for him. “I had a microphone shoved at my face yesterday. The porter was stinky.”
“We feel comfortable to take the train with Tenten with us”
All Might’s face had an ‘Et tu Izuku’ expression on it, he looked so hurt, Izuku could cry.
“ Don't you dare cry nerd ” Kacchan whispered to him while kicking him. Damn him. He knew Izuku too much.
“So from now on, we will allow the occasional visit, the occasional ride, but not on a daily basis anymore” Tenko finished with a head nod.
“I’m being fired?”
“No no no no” Izuku waved his hands desperately in front of his face
“We just need you to stop ruining our regular school lives with your presence.”
“TENTEN”
“Whaat???!! We all agree on it!!”
Yagi started crying.
“Suck it up Mighty Uncle Man.” Tenko felt obligated to add: “This doesn't mean we don't love you.. You can still take us elsewhere.. just.. not to school..” because Izuku’s face was too much pressure for him to handle.
And just like that All Might never showed up at their school again.
Except that’s a lie.
And the next week guess who was Tenko’s special gym teacher guest?
“Dude, your uncle is clingy” One of his classmates said and yeah.
He felt like this wasn't about clinginess tho, it was about revenge. All Might was taking revenge on the fact that they didn't want his ride, except he was taking it out on him.
That was proven by how much exercise he was forced to do by his uncle . Ugh. Exercise. He could kill All Might. He really could, one slip of a finger and he would be dead. That’s all it took.
…
He couldn't kill him, Izuku would be sad.
What he could do, however, was bully him while he was there. He thought he was the shit as he made fun of Yagi.
What he failed to realize was that everyone loved All Might and barely anyone even talked to him.
Truth was Tenko was pretty good at pushing everyone that even got anywhere near him away, his classmates were so obvious tho, they were just after friending him because of All Might, he wasn't getting picked on, but he could never. Ever . Trust anyone he friended at that school.
Luckily for him Junior high was just one year away.
Sadly that only meant that there would be new faces in their classroom and not that they would be instant friends, nor that his classmates wouldn't blab about All Might to the new faces.
Everything would be different when he got to high school, he had a school in mind and he would not accept anything else, the brats would just have to live with him going to a different school than them.
...
He would miss going to the same school as them to be completely honest, it was nice just watching them playing on his lunch time, and going and leaving school with them was fun..
But he would never admit that.
Anyway.
All Might was still torturing him at the gym, at some point he started disassociating and imagining a world where he had white/blueish hair and was a crazy villain whose sole purpose was to torture and kill All Might, he had a shadowy butler because that sounded cool, maybe he should dye his hair, the black just made him look edgy/emo, well, in his dissassociating hallucination he was also edgy so maybe white hair was a bad idea, maybe he should dye his hair a vibrant blue? Or green to look more like mom and Izu?
He felt like his actual body was in the midst of leaving the mortal realm and walking towards the light but he just kept imagining about this world where he was a badass villain, he would obviously get Hisashi as his support because he was the favorite child, so Izuku could just have All Might since he loved him so much, hmm what else, well he was awesome so he’d just win.
But that would defeat the game too quickly and that was never fun, so maybe All Might could have the first win, but dad would eventually take him out in a fight and Izuku would cry because.. Well because he wouldn't know their dad is their dad and in the end All Might had actually kidnapped him! Yeah! Yagi was the villain all along. He was just brooming Izuku to be a hero like him and in the final battle between them, Izuku would be like: You killed my mentor-like-father!! And dad would be like: No. I’m your father.
And then Izuku would have a mental breakdown but it would be worth it because they would be reunited again, well, after Tenko absolutely destroyed his ass in a battle, maybe even kill the Bakugou brat just for the fun of it.
….
Was the torture over yet?
By the look on Yagi’s face it was.
Good.
He laid on the gym floor and decided that he was one with the floor now.
“Come on Young Tenko, have more of a fighting spirit within you!”
“No thank you, I’m fine here”
As an answer Yagi picked him up on his lap and started treating him like a baby, it was utterly humiliating, he was so glad that his dissociation had All Might die.
Well.
At least he could sleep like that.
And that’s what he did.
He thought he would never wake up again.
Fortunately for Yagi, he did.
Unfortunately for Yagi, he did.
The two situations were true because Hisashi would kill him if he killed Tenko. But also, he would kill him regardless because Tenko would definitely say that Yagi tried to kill him to his dad.
And honestly his word was worth more to the man right?
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Wrong.
His dad was taking All Mights side, what the fuck.
“Well, you do need to exercise more and you survived”
“BArEly! Daaad! You can’t do this to me! He hURt me!”
Hisashi patted his head “You’ll live”
“DAD”
“Drop the octaves sweetie, you are sounding like Izuku and he’s six”
“I- HE- IT WAS TORTURE”
He earned a kiss on his forehead.
He didn't want a kiss on his forehead. He wanted Yagi dead.
“NO, GROSS, I- UGH, AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
A few bedrooms away from that conversation Mina, Izuku and Katsuki were laying down exchanging hero cards.
“Greenie, your brother sounds like he’s dying” She giggled as she said it (signs of a sadistic mind if you ask me)
“He probably received love and affection, he gets like that when he does”
“Yeah he gets all” Katsuki started to squirm and make faces
This caused them all to end up in a laughing fit.
“Hey hey, we need to focus here” Mina said after a while “This is a new year, we got new faces”
“Right” Izuku nodded serious and put a Present Mic card ahead “I want everything you have of him with his partner”
Katsuki put a Loud Cloud card in front of him plus a card that had the two of them back to back “I’ll trade these two for your.. hmm, actually I want these” He pointed at Mina’s cards
“It all works out! I want these Mido, can I? Can I?? I need them! I need them AND you’ll get the ones you want from blasty”
Izuku’s face scrunched up
“You have five of those nerd”
“They are very special for me”
“Then I guess no one will get what we want” Kats crossed his arms and huffed, the second he did that, he had won the mental game
“Fine. I’ll do the trade.”
Cards were swapped and another round started.
They stayed there for hours doing that, only stopping when Hisashi called them for dinner.
And once they were done they were back at Izuku’s bedroom after raiding Tenko’s video game.
To say they spent their sleepover sleeping would be a lie, they did anything but that.
And the day after they spent it entirely sleeping in their own houses.
But still when they reunited again on monday Mina would say it was a 10/10.