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“Kacchan, I’ve found out that even better than balls are baseball bats.”
“Da fuck?”
“Okay so, I was walking through the baseball field to see Hanakamura-sensei about the volleyball finals next week and my future since this is our last year of Junior high.. Can you even imagine Kacchan, next year we are finally going to be heroes students and Tenten is about to graduate and go to college and that’s so cool and-”
“Oi, stupid nerd, focus”
“Right, and these kids asked me If I wanted to swing, I think they were expecting me to fail to bully me but Kacchan, I accidentally hit the big buff’s face, and he went K.O, and now I’m thinking that I was stupid for stopping at balls, no Kacchan, I’m going to become the baseball hero”
Katsuki’s response to that nonsense was to blow his face up. Well, Izuku dodged (more specifically he eeped out of the way) but the sentiment was there.
“One of these days you are going to ‘accidentally’ murder someone like that and I ain’t busting your ass out of jail”
“I would never”
“Doesn't fucking look like it”
“They are accidents Kacchan”
“You are a terrible liar, how were you even born from auntie?”
“Well, either way, I’ve got a baseball now!” He took the item out from Gog knows where
“Is that blood?”
“It’s ketchup, I ate with it at the table”
“Whose is it?”
“Ketchup~~”
“Nerd”
“Some dudes who saw me and decided to beat me up.. As you can see, it didn't go as they planned”
“Fucking hell, who was it?”
“Kacchan, I honestly have no clue”
Extremely worrying but we are moving on.
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“Alright so, we are all going to Ketsubutsu right?” Mina asked as she sat down at their table “Like, at least that’s what I put in the paper Nakakaura-sensei asked”
“Huh? But.. I thought you wanted to go to UA?” Izuku asked confused as he opened his bento box
“Well, I did put it as my second choice but we gotta stick together right?! And you are going there”
“Because there are no other options”
“Right, doesn't mean that we aren't sticking by your side, right Kiri?”
Kirishima looked like he was a deer caught in a headlight “Uh, well, I hm” he swallowed a lump on his throat and with the confidence he didn't have said “I put UA as my first choice, no offense Mido, but well I” he side eyed Katsuki “I really don’t think I can handle another three years being his punching bag”
“Completely understandable” Izuku said putting a hand on his arm
“DA FUCK YOU MEAN MY PUNCHING BAG YOU FUCKER?? YOU ASKED ME FOR IT!”
“And now I’m ready to never see your face again”
“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU SHITTY HAIR”
“Kacchan calm down, I’m pretty sure he’s joking”
“ARE YOU?”
“Sure”
“HE’S FUCKING NOT.” Bakugou proceeded to jump on Kirishima and start fighting him, Kirishima was really unaffected, quirks were not allowed inside, however his quirk was subtle and made him immune to punches, the only one hurting there was Katsuki from his own actions. So Kirishima just watched as Katsuki hit himself more than him.
He had the gall to laugh. That just pissed Katsuki even more.
“Ah~” Mina put her arm around Izuku’s shoulders “Young love~ I wonder when it will be our turn?”
“No idea, but I bet it will happen before either of them ask the other on a date”
“Oh, definitely, but if it all goes wrong we can always marry each other”
“We’d just cheat on each other”
“Oh totally but we would live together while doing so”
Suddenly Izuku bit his lip “Hm”
An explosion occurred in the background, neither of them batted an eye but teachers were now getting involved.
“Are you really giving up UA for me?”
“If Ketsubutsu will have me then yeah! I’m a little worried because of my grades but that’s my plan!”
“Thank you” He hugged her.
Meanwhile Katsuki was dragged away and Kirishima started laughing at his misery.
“It’s what I’m here for bestie”
“I’ll help you study for it”
“Nice! We will be all in Ketsubutsu in no time! Well, except Kiri, because he’s a traitor”
Kiri in question sat back at their table and said “I can always share UA’s curriculum with you all”
“Kirishima Eijirou, don’t think you are escaping this conversation” The teacher said as she returned and grabbed him too.
His eyes looked pleading as he was dragged away.
“Anyway” Mina dragged the attention back to her “I’m a little worried because Ketsubutsu doesn't attribute as much points to the practical as UA does, so.. If I only pass UA”
“You are smart Michan, you’ll pass”
She hugged him again squeezing the life out of him “Ughhhh I love you so much bestie”
“This is why people think we are dating” he said as he suffered through an attempted murder
“Shhhhh”
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Tenko officially hated suits, he would never work somewhere that required him to wear a suit, he actually declared war on suits and decided that if he ever became a villain this moment would be the reason, Hisashi forcing him into one while trying to tame his hair.
Also, his dad was crying as he did his tie.
And that was seriously something traumatizing to see.
“Stop crying old man, it’s ugly on your face”
“I’m just so proud, you’ve grown up to be a fine man and..” Suddenly he was engulfed in a hug.
One finger, that’s all it took…
He hugged his dad back.
“I’m.. dy..ing”
“MY BABY IS GRADUATING SCHOOL, MY BABY”
“Da-d, I.. can’t breath”
“PICTURES!” Hisashi finally let him go to fetch a camera “WE NEED PICTURES!”
At that moment Tenko asked himself why he never became the family disgrace. Life would be much easier.
“Wow, I think my eyes are bleeding, you look so ugly” Izuku said as he entered the room
“Shut up”
“No comebacks?” He handed him the contraband, aka, the switch he was planning to hide on his clothes “You must be nervous”
“I am”
“Why?”
“College results are coming this week”
“I was accepted at Ketsubutsu, and Shiketsu, and some other places- Don’t shove it down, that’s so obvious.'' As he said that Tenko stopped shoving the switch at his pants and started analyzing where it would fit and hide.
“Good for you… Wait, Shiketsu?”
“Yeah, I didn't see anything on their website that said quirkless couldn't participate like UA has, so I applied, did the exam last week, I got in, top marks too”
“And are you going there?”
“Too much discipline, I would die. Ketsubutsu may not be as good but.. well I don’t care about prestige, I just want to be a hero”
“Right”
Izuku patted his brother’s hair twice “I’m sure you’ll be accepted in the ones you applied”
“That’s also terrifying”
“Then I don't know what to tell you”
“I GOT A CAMERA” Hisashi said as he joined them once again “OH GOOD, join him Zu!”
Before he could escape Tenko trapped him in a chokehold, the moment was forever immortalized by Hisashi.
Just like the one after that when Izuku licked his finger and shoved it at Tenko’s ear.
And the next when Tenko licked his entire hand to shove it at Izuku’s face.
Followed by them trying to murder each other with saliva.
Hisashi was sure one day when the boys were older he would see these pictures and cry over them.
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Tenko was so nervous about tripping and falling during the ceremony that he didn't even take his switch out.
At least not at first.
Because two minutes of his least favorite teacher giving a speech about how they were amazing students was all he could handle before grabbing his game.
He immediately put it on mute because his brother is a bastard who totally would leave the sound on to fuck with him (And it was all the way up) and played a little puzzle game that required no brain activity, it was just railroads and trains.
When it was his turn to walk up the stage and grab the empty cone his entire family cheered for him, and he just knew that his dad and uncle were having a shouting match because the two just kept getting louder and louder as if they were competing to see who could make Tenko more embarrassed.
Honestly the ceremony was slow and painful and Tenko would never recover those living hours again.
And before anyone even had time to think Tenko was starting college and Izuku high school.
Now, I did a coin flip, to see whose first day we get to see first and the Gogs chose Tenko.
So there he was walking towards his class on his first day in a new life, a new world, a new ambiance (Who was he kidding? It was the same bullshit as school except he would get to learn something he actually wanted to learn with people who had the same taste as him)
He walked inside his classroom without having a mental breakdown about walking inside the classroom (which might seem normal, but it happens with more people than we might realize) sat in front of a random computer and immediately noticed that steam was downloaded, along with several games.
Two hours after class started their teacher sent an email letting them know he would be late.
Another hour later their teacher arrived dressed as Bowser.
It was the best day in Tenko’s life. (Even though they had been stood up by their teacher for three hours)
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Meanwhile in another educational facility Izuku Midoriya was walking alongside Kirishima towards their classroom.
Now, one might wonder. What was Kirishima doing there when he clearly stated he wanted to be far away from Katsuki.
You see, that’s the thing.
The adults in their lives (It was mostly Bakugou’s parents to be honest that planted the seed of chaos between them all until they got their way), the traitors they were, refused to let Katsuki go anywhere but UA when they found out he had gotten the first place in the exam (He tried to argue that it was just his plan C so it didn't matter, but everyone refused to listen)
So, since Katsuki was at UA, Kirishima was not, thus he walked side by side to Midoriya wondering what their classes would be like.
Their answer came quickly in the form of an upperclassman. She was a blonde chick who upon seeing them smiled brightly and said “Eijiro Kirishima?”
“Yeah?”
“Sweet, follow me”
“Eh?”
She was already walking away
“I think you should follow her” Someone behind Izuku said as he put his arm around his shoulder
“Uh? Hm, huh? I-”
“I don’t have all day Kirishima-kun~!”
He rushed behind her.
Meanwhile the person currently taking Izuku as a hostage said “You are late”
“I am?”
“Yup” They started walking after the girl “Just to be sure, you are Midoriya Izuku right?”
“Yeah.. And you are?”
“Shindo Yo”
“And where are you kidnapping me to?”
“To put it simple, you’ll lose your virginity today”
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
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The room was misty and dark, there was an eerie song all around them that he had no idea where it came from, Izuku looked around the room trying to find any sort of comfort in this situation but found nothing, a few seconds later and Eiji bumped into him looking equally frightened.
Suddenly an older voice started talking “Here yee, here yee, with the blood of our ancestors”
Something liquid started pouring down their faces.
“We welcome thee, into our house, as a family we will be as one, as one we will be strong”
Some got into Izuku’s mouth, it was grape juice.
“Welcome! To your hero academia”
Suddenly the lights turned on and they realized that the misty vibe was literal mist, coming from this dude with cloud heads, Izuku recognized him within seconds.
Multiple what the fucks were heard all around while the kidnappers holding them snickered
“Join hands, join hands” Clouds said
Suddenly the dude that kidnapped him was standing at his side holding one of his hands while the girl that kidnapped Kiri was holding the other.
“On your right are your guides, the ones who’ve been through what you’ll go through before, each of you received your own second year partner and for the rest of your times at Ketsubutsu and your lives, this will be your partner. I am Oboro Shirakumo, known as clouds, and during this year I’ll be your homeroom teacher”
“Uh, is this part of the curriculum?” Some random girl asked
“Shh my child, all of you, turn to face your partners”
The mist forced those who didn't move to do it.
“Introduce yourselves”
All around the classroom people introduced themselves awkwardly
“Good, remember those faces and those names. Now. Onto the fields!”
Just as they were ushered in, they were ushered out, Shindo was still holding his hand and leading him, and Izuku found his face growing scratchier and scratchier as the juice dried out
“Now!” The sun was like an attack on their faces “Spar!”
Suddenly Shindo was using his quirk on him and he understood why his senior never let go of his hands. As his entire body turned into a vibrator he tried to use that as a way to shove some dirt on Shindo’s face. He failed.
They all failed.
The freshman never stood a chance.
A crazy sort of glint was on Cloud’s face as he saw all his students lying on the ground “In your old school, you were the best, the strongest in class, the ones with potential, here you have much to learn, so, for those who are unwilling to challenge themselves in ways that will most likely break you until you get stronger, the door is right there, for those of you who are ready to face three years of hell, find me one cat themed thing and bring back to me before the time on this class ends, otherwise, you’ll be expelled!” He smiled brightly and clapped his hands once. His face was so sweet, it really didn't match at all with his words.
They barely had time to stand up before their teacher was already telling them the timer was on and they shouldn't be wasting any.
As Kirishima tried to get back inside Tatami, his partner, attacked him.
“Oh, also, be careful about them, they’ll be trying to sabotage you, after all, what senior wants to waste time having to look out for their freshman?”
Izuku looked at Shindo smiling at him like a predator would, so he did the only thing he could, he smiled back and punched him with the might of Gog behind that punch.
A few people flew along with that punch, but Izuku didn't see, he didn't see the look on people’s eyes, he didn't see the surprise, the delightful way Oboro was looking at him like he already knew what was going to happen.
He didn't see any of it because he had already booked it out of there to find a marker, after all, Oboro never said the cat themed thing had to exist already.
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Predictably Izuku was the first to return with a cat drawing on his own pencil case. “How’s Mic?” he asked as he tossed the prize at his teacher’s face.
Oboro smiled at him and ruffled his hair. “How’s your other half?”
“I asked first”
“I’m surprised to see only you here, If I remember correctly, and I do, because he punched me in the balls while saying it, you and blondie were going to be the best hero duo to ever exist”
“And If I remember correctly, you and Mic were never apart, so where is he?”
“At UA, unfortunately, and yours?”
“The answer is the same”
Oboro laughed and smiled “I guess we both got ditched huh?”
“Wasn't his choice”
“That’s what they all say”
“Well, with him is the truth”
“Sure kid, sure”