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1. 101+ Ways to Kill a Literal Piece of Shit "Accidentally" by salternate_unreality

   Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   14 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Hojo/Death
   • Hojo (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Cloud Strife
   • Aerith Gainsborough
   • Zack Fair
   • Genesis Rhapsodos
   • Angeal Hewley
   • Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Vincent Valentine
   • Jenova (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Lucrecia Crescent
   • It's All Hojo's (Compilation of FFVII) Fault
   • Shinra Electric Power Company Science Department
   • Puppy Zack Fair
   • Turks (Compilation of FFVII)
   • no beta we die like hojo
   • Dead Hojo (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Bad Parent Hojo (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Warning: Hojo (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Chocobos
   • Ocular trauma
   • Birth
   • Crack
   • OSHA violations
   • Inappropriate Use of Vegetables
   • Head Injury
   • Chocobo Cloud how is this not a tag chococloud is canon
   • Inappropriate Use of Vacuums
   • Creepy Hojo (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Hojo Being Hojo (Compilation of FFVII)

   Summary

   Hojo deserves death.

   This is 101+ ways for him to die accidentally (or "accidentally").

   More tags to be added as I add chapters.

   Example:
   21
   A dragon sees the greasy gleam of his forehead and white lab coat, thinks "ah, a lost ambulatory egg", and swoops down to sit on him. Succeeds in sitting.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,227

   Chapters:

   43/?

   Comments:

   62

   Kudos:

   62

   Bookmarks:

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