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    Sirius Black of Gryffindor, the traitor of the house Black, meets a traveling oracle on a little outing at a wizard festival who warns him dearly.

    Sirius took those words to heart since the fear of death wasn’t something he could forget so easily. Even less so when the oracle was known to be infamous for accuracies. So, with nothing else to do, Sirius decided to begin a journey of gaining enough allies in the wizarding world—by hook or by crook—so that once misfortune arrives, he’d have enough friends with leashes in his hands.

    Watch as Sirius navigates his way through Hogwarts of the old days and the new. The way to a man’s heart goes through his belly, and the way to a woman's heart goes through her cunny—Sirius chose to live by those ideas.

    [All relevant characters are adults. The story begins in 6th Year of Hogwarts for Sirius(1976)]
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    A Series by MrPlotThickens
    Aided by lovely Ms.Squirtle

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