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[brother may i have some oats?]
Old Man™
i dont know anymore..
The Baby™
oh?
did something happen jiminnie?
Old Man™
I DONT KNOW
The Baby™
?????
Old Man™
THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGGG
The Baby™
no
but
uh?
can you give me more information?
Old Man™
okay
o k a y
hear me out for a sec
The Baby™
ok ?
Old Man™
what if
sok and his boyfriends
arent completely who they say they are?
The Baby™
how do you mean?
Old Man™
B T S
The Baby™
?
Old Man™
I THINK THEYRE BTS
The Baby™
thats so silly jiminnie
Old Man™
I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDS
BUT THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SEC
REALLYYY think about it
sok is my bestie, someone else who loves dance as much as me
hes viberant and loud and fun
he is someone who always makes me smile
tae is sweet and silly and cute
hes always following along on the joke and saying out of pocket things
were honestly like soulmates atp
kim is wise and smart
he is really good with words and always knows what to say
hes so wise and sure and inspiring
jin is really lovely and funny
he scolds the others a lot but he still loves them so much
hes like their mother in a really cute, not-incest way
boon is kinda snarky on the surface but is actually incredibly soft inside
when if hes not good at words, he knows how to phrase things to make you feel okay
and bun is a clearly the youngest by how they talk about him
he plays along with jokes and is super cheeky
but hes also down to earth and kind
ALSO
apparently hes got a tattoo sleeve, wears eyeliner, and has lots of piercings
DOES THAT NOT SOUND LIKE BTS TO YOU???
they WORK TOGETHER doing something DANCING RELATED?!
The Baby™
honestly jiminnie
hmm
i kinda
think
you sound like you
are kinda
like
crushing ?
Old Man™
wait huh??
The Baby™
idk
to me
it kinda looks like you think theyre cool
in a not friend way
Old Man™
theyre just people i met online tho ??
The Baby™
yeah
they are
but
idk
youre happy with them
you dont hang around too many people
im kinda
glad you found them tbh
i worry
Old Man™
aw hyunnie :((
The Baby™
youre my brother
i want the best for you
Old Man™
WTF
ARE YOU IN YOUR ROOM??
I WANNA HUG YOU
The Baby™
i am
uhm
and about the bts stuff?
i dont think bts would be in a poly relationship, right?
i mean
they sound like them
but would they really be
like
talking to you this freely?
youre a fan
Old Man™
ohh
actually yeah
that is true
i feel like theyd not be allowed to do that
The Baby™
me too
idk
companies seem stricter than this
Old Man™
ahh
i guess i was just
The Baby™
ahaha
i suppose so
Old Man™
okay wellll
ima come for my hug now :3
The Baby™
of course <3
Old Man™
YAEEEEEEYY <333333