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    youve got a cute butt <3

    Shota stares down at his phone, trying to comprehend the text message he’s just received. He’s standing in the kitchen with his husband; It’s one of their rare nights off together, and Shota would like to spend it appreciating Hizashi’s presence, not figuring out who’s mistakenly texted him what is, honestly, a really shitty pick up line.

    “Sho? Are you listening to me?” Hizashi asks, turning from the fish on the range in front of him, and groans when he sees his husband staring intently at his phone.

    “No,” he says honestly.

    “Don’t tell me that’s work!”

    “I hope not,” Shota says dryly, handing the other man his phone.

    Hizashi reads the message, looks at Shota, then back at the phone, then at Shota again.

    “Wrong number?” he suggests. 

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