Chapter 1: the outlander who caught the wind
Notes:
sept 30, 2024: mondstadts chapters were WAYYYY too long ago and the writing here sucks. I'll continue to edit it, but the real canon divergence and semi good writing (cough when I started taking the writing more seriously cough) starts around inazuma
if you're new, welcome! mondstadt and liyue are quite similar to actual canon, so not many changes here; you can skip straight to chapter 17 after chapter one if you don't want to have most of that (it'll probably still make sense, and context clues will fill in the rest).
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Very well. I, Furina, will use this trial to show the world the true meaning of justice!”
“The court asks the prosecutor to take the stand.”
Furina is seething.
This witness, she said she was, was so kind and gentle– but in the end, she betrayed all trust Furina had for her.
She barely heard Lumine speak out a ‘thank you, your Honor’ before she took her place across from Lumine– in the spot of the defendant.
Lumine and her fairy, faces full of grim confidence– they are sure they can manage to foil Furina’s ‘secret’.
This secret is far more important than you, outlander. Furina dug her nails into her palm. Fontaine rests on me– these five hundred years will not go to waste.
“Allow me to ask, before we begin,” Furina sneered. “Just how much work did you do to get me onto this stage?”
“Well,” Paimon began. “We did do a lot of prep after that meeting that day.”
“I can go over the tasks assigned to the Spina di Rosula,” Navia interjected. “Since they were quite straightforward and easy.”
How well planned was this?
Furina did not hear Navia’s explanation about the Spina di Rosula’s actions. Nor, she found bitterly, did she care.
People she thought she could trust.
Clorinde, Neuvillette, and that damned ‘witness’.
They all betrayed her in the end, didn’t they?
This, Furina thought bitterly. This is the humanity you so love, mirror-me. Is it worth casting aside your divinity for the company of bastards like these?
Lyney and Lynette were speaking about their actions, but the roar of blood– human blood– in Furina’s ears clouded all noise.
The Fatui, too. Their stupid ‘Father’.
Mirror-me, I know I do this to save Fontaine. But with subjects such as these, is Fontaine worth saving?
Furina physically flinched back at the thought.
No. The people of Fontaine are worth saving. A life saved is a life saved… and not everyone would betray me.
This was a thankless job, that much Furina knew. She hated mirror-her– hated herself – for the inability to do anything about it.
If I were the true Hydro Archon, I’d have been able to do something about it.
Her hands were cold and clammy, even under the silken gloves she wore. Her arms felt heavy, something was stabbing into her right hand–
No. That’s not natural.
She stared at the cheerfully twinkling chess piece in her hand.
“Sorry about that. We deceived you back there.” Lumine winced.
"I'd hesitate before giving all the credit to yourself," Furina hissed. "I would presume that not even you two are stupid enough to not enlist Clorinde and Neuvilette in this. Their part, at least, I can guess."
She paused.
“As for you, outlander, I suppose your role was to keep me distracted while the Fatui hauled us back to the Opera Epiclese?”
And then the outlander shook her head.
“No.”
Furina's vitriol spluttered to a halt. “What?”
“My job was to give you one final chance to say your secret.”
Furina, then, started laughing. High, deranged peals of laughter– and by the end, even the Iudex was unnerved. “I suppose I lost my final chance, then.”
She closed her eyes, trying to stop the spinning in her head. Half formed sentences bobbed in and out of consciousness- what debate skill she had had been eroded by more than five times the lifespan of a typical human eating away at her.
I must keep acting. I have to hold out until... until mirror-me can carry through.
And so she lifted her hands and tipped her hat in an elegant bow, continuing what she had done.
“It’s fine, what’s done is done.” Furina beamed at the audience below. “The stage is already set, and there is no reason to disappoint the audience. Let’s see this trial through then, to the very end .”
Lumine stiffened. Furina’s voice had grown colder than the Dragonspine winters.
Furina's eyes tracked someone who came over to hand Lumine some papers. She couldn't tell what was written on them.
No worry. I can certainly win this– I am, after all, Focalors.
“The prosecution and defence are both in position. The trial will now begin.”
Furina laughed. “There is no point to all this legalese, Chief Justice . Skip to the part where I am told what exactly I did wrong.”
Furina spread her arms. “The actions of an archon, of course, must puzzle the masses. Do tell where I did wrong, and I will be happy to clarify.”
Lumine lifted her eyes to meet Furina. Her eyes were determined, but taken aback at the genuine anger in Furina’s eyes.
“My accusation isn’t about your conduct as an archon.”
“I am saying that you are a fraud, and were never the archon to begin with.”
There was some murmuring in the audience. Disbelief rang out throughout the opera hall– and, Furina thought grimly, being eternally 16 for 500 years does something to convince them.
“Lady Furina, do you plead guilty?”
…
“Lady Furina?”
And she gave another fit of laughter, laughing until her stomach hurt, laughing until everyone was certain their archon had gone mad.
“Of course not. Why would I plead guilty to such an insane accusation?”
“There is no reason why I, Furina de Fontaine, a member of the Seven and Regina of all waters, kindreds, peoples and laws of Fontaine would be guilty to something as stupid as that.”
There was some more murmuring.
“I am sure that common sense will prevail here. How could I have lived more than five hundred years? The audience here surely remembers me since their birth– I have not changed since.”
The Oratrice tipped towards Furina’s side.
“See?” Furina said, smug. “Even the Oratrice agrees with me. Should you wish to drop the case now, I promise on my archon’s honor that I will not press charges.
“And if I am not the archon, who is? Who else here in Fontaine has lived as long as me? The people have long worshipped me as their god.”
The courthouse was spinning. Furina tried to blink it away.
That stupid fairy piped up. “The people of Fontaine only worship you because that’s their long held belief. First of all, you might be a member of a long-life race– or you’re just a cursed human.”
“Whoever gave you that idea?” Furina laughed hysterically. “Don’t tell me- was it the Knave? ”
At the affront to her friend, the outlander finally regarded Furina with disdain. “It doesn’t matter where I got the information from. What matters is the veracity of the claim.”
Neuvillette was pondering too. “I once thought the aura of a God was like a curse… but perhaps it was just the curse itself I was sensing.”
Paimon said, in her shrill voice that Furina wanted to tear out of her throat– “You sensed it too, Neuvillette?”
“So, Furina.” Lumine crossed her arms. “Are you just a cursed human? How could you have fooled the people of Fontaine into worshiping you?”
“Why do you think gods are worshipped as gods?” Furina mocked. “Everyone knows that the main difference between a human and a god is the possession of "authority." Gods can do what humans cannot — that's why they're worshipped as gods.”
“For centuries, manifestations of this authority have been spread cross Fontaine. Perhaps you thought it was my predecessor, Egeria, that created the Oratice and the Indemnitium that it creates?”
Lumine shook her head. “No. You have no authority over the Oratrice– Childe’s trial is proof of that.”
Furina scoffed. “The Oratrice is an independent entity. Just as you cannot control the child you create, I cannot control the Oratrice. This does not, of course, negate the fact that I created the Oratrice. Of course you do not understand the gods… there is no need to explain.”
“Lady Furina.” Neuvillette warned. “If you continue to withold vital information from this court, I will have to condemn you.”
Furina felt like she’d been slapped. “You… you’d use that kind of rhetoric against me?”
“This is no rhetoric. These are but the rules of the court– the rules you helped to make.”
Mirror-me. You naive fool. You thought humanity was pure and kind?
“Since you did not even understand the inner workings of the Oratrice,” Paimon slammed her little fist on the balcony. “These so called manifestations of authority must’ve been made by the real hydro archon!”
“...”
“Are you braindead?”
Paimon let out an outraged gasp. “What?”
“Order in the court!” Neuvillette ordered.
“The ‘real hydro archon’? Just because I am flawed, I must not be the archon? You’re really losing me here."
Lumine seemed to be the type who could take attacks to herself, but not her friends. "Put aside the Oratrice, then. Surely you can give a brief demonstration of your power as an archon?”
Furina studied their faces. Lumine and Paimon had that annoyingly determined looks on their faces; Clorinde and Navia looked quite certain she would not be able to.
Furina silently, thanked mirror-her. Why else would she have been granted such a gift in her most dire hour of need?
The gods are good after all, Furina felt a giggle bubble out of her mouth. Hah... hahahahah!
Furina lifted her palm and Paimon gasped.
“But the Knave said she didn’t find a gnosis!” Paimon shrieked.
Furina's core ached with the memory of a wound. Getting stabbed with a hand, however imbued with magic, is not particularly good for the health of an average person.
Everyone in the courthouse, as one, turned their heads to look at Paimon. Lyney and Lynette looked worried.
“No worries, dear House of the Hearth.” Furina glared at them. “We can talk about how your dear Father attacked me some other day.”
Neuvillette stood up. “Wh-”
Furina tried her best to channel Hydro through the power of the Gnosis.
Act like it'll work. Act like it'll work. Act like it'll work and just maybe, it will.
Funny enough, I think that's my philosophy on life~!
And on top of the stage, a water geyser bloomed into a tree, holding its shape for a brief moment before splashing down–
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the outlander, her fairy and Neuvillette’s eyes widening as he lifted a hand to stop the geyser.
Except it didn’t stop. Waves upon waves crashed onto the people, holding that beautiful purplish sheer– the Primordial S-
And the briefest drop of water touched Furina– she was gone.
It’s… it’s so warm…
The Primordial Sea felt just like her cushioned bed back in the Palais Mermonia.
Furina’s head hurt, so she moved around–
Knock, knock.
Quiet, rhythmic tapping; a melusine, no doubt.
A melusine?
Furina sat up out of instinct, and silken sheets fell off of her bed. Her unstyled hair drooped over her shoulders, but the tips weren’t white.
Does the Primordial Sea dye your hair? Furina giggled hysterically. Is this some post-death dream? Mirror-me?
That comforting presence behind her back wasn’t there anymore. Instead, she just felt it.. somewhere. Everywhere and nowhere at once.
Her head felt like it was full of rushing water…
The melusine knocked again.
“Ah– please come in,” Furina hurried to look presentable. “My sincere apologies for not responding the first time.”
“No worries at all, Lady Furina,” the melusine smiled. “I am here to deliver your breakfast– Monsieur Neuvillette was most concerned when you grew ill.”
Neuvillette…
“Please send my regards,” Furina took the cakes gratefully. “Thank you, miss… uh…”
“Machora, Lady Furina!” she beamed.
“My apologies for not recognizing you sooner,” Furina felt her face grow red.
“All is well, Lady Furina.” Machora put a biscuit tin on the tray. “I was recently transferred here from Lumidouce Harbor; perhaps that is why?”
“Thank you for the breakfast, Machora,” Furina smiled, though the ends of her mouth quavered. “Have a nice day.”
Machora gave one questioning glance at Furina before hopping out the door and shutting it quietly.
Furina looked at the cakes and then outside.
The…. the Primordial Sea…
Furina held up her hand, but nothing happened.
She tried to emulate that moment when she had summoned the gnosis– what was it she had done?
Furina imagined the lavender hues of the Primordial Sea and the moment of first dawn when the ocean refracted light in every which direction, brightening up the depths–
When she opened her eyes again, the rushing water sounds her headache made her hear were gone.
And a gnosis hovered above her palm, twinkling cheerfully.
The ends of her previously styled jellyfish bob were trailing over too, though they moved as though she were underwater. The ends too, were glow–
What.
Furina stopped concentrating and the gnosis dropped into the mound of silken blanket as she studied her hair.
As she stopped holding the elemental power, and the individual strands grew darker, a horrible thought occured to Furina.
The Primordial Sea– oh no oh no oh no oh no
The Primordial Seawater wave had grown tall enough to reach her– surely the other members of the audience–
Furina, forgetting all newfound gnosishood, buried her face in her hands.
She had to ask Neuvillette about this.
She picked up the gnosis, studied it a bit, and then it vanished– like vision holders? They can make weapons and items disappear, after all– Quickly getting dressed and running the (indemnitium powered, she thought bitterly) hot hair iron through her hair, she sprinted out to find Neuvillette– or tried to.
Furina de Fontaine, properly Focalors, coughed out a gallon of water.
A massive puddle of water pooled on the ground and Furina spat out what remained in her mouth.
Does the gnosis… mirror-me, I could really use your help.
Some memories came trickling in– the Dendro Archon, Lesser Lord Kusanali– no, this one is Greater Lord Rukkhadevata. More wise, older than descriptions of the child-god.
Rukkhadevata? I can't recall that name... am I really that far gone?
She was.. having tea and cakes with Furi.. Focalors.
Wait.
By the Heavenly Principles, am.. am I Focalors?
No. I’ve always been Focalors. I am Focalors, just as she is Furina.
Greater Lord Rukkhadevata seemed to have seen a joke of great amusement, for she start laughing and pointing at something beyond–
Behind her– was this a gathering of archons? – was.. someone that looked suspiciously like Egeria, and the god of thunder’s kagemusha (what did that mean?) throwing small balls of energy as they debated over the best tea cake.
As Focalors turned back to Rukkhadevata, who was thoughtfully chewing on the valberry toppings, something caught her eye.
The archon of anemo was hovering a few feet above the ground, collecting apples off a tree. He turned to look at Foca- no.
Not Focalors.
Furina.
And beckoned.
Furina was thrown violently out of the memory, and she felt faintly sorry. Lingering traces of ‘Focalors’ from the memory told her that she wasn’t supposed to be finished. Neuvillette was looking at the puddle Furina had gagged up and back at Furina.
“...Lady Furina? Are you feeling well?”
“All is well, of course,” Furina dusted herself off. “Just feeling a bit under the weather, is all. Perhaps the changing tides have affected me as well?”
“...Lady Furina, you came into large concentrations of Primordial Seawater when you were inspecting the Fortress of Meropide. Your aura… it feels off as well.”
Remembering the court case– the court case – Furina stiffened. “Oh? Do tell about my aura, Monsieu- wait, what? The Fortress of Meropide?”
Neuvillette nodded. “Machora did tell me about a possible concussion. Your aura feels a bit off, is all. A much greater resonance with Hydro… which even rivals my own…”
Furina de Fontaine halted.
Any doubt shattered, she knew.
That little stint in the courtroom had changed something, everything.
A much greater resonance with Hydro… rivals my own…
Full godhood…
But she did not consider the newfound power she felt flowing through her veins. She only felt panic, because if she had become one with mirror-her… how could she hope to stop the prophecy?
She was supposed to trust that Focalors had a plan! Where, then, was that plan?
Wait.
Fortress of Meropide... Fortress of Mero- that incident. Five years ago.
Furina had been visiting the Fortress for a meeting with the new Duke. Wri- Wriothesley?
But... the court case took place more than five years after the fact.
“Neuvillette… I’m sorry to ask, but what year is it?”
He looked faintly surprised at the question, but it melted into understanding. “Traumatic head injury… Sigewinne said amnesia was common. Though perhaps this was beneficial? Your hydro affinity seemes to have increased a million tim-”
He coughed into his hand. “My apologies. It is 500 AK, five hundred years after the cataclysm.”
500!
Furina felt elated. She felt like she could rise into the clouds- five years into the past! Five more years to save Fontaine! – but perhaps this was unfounded, since she hadn’t found anything the first five hundred years…
No. She would learn from her mistakes. She could fix everything. She was a god, a proper god, a member of the Seven.
She had peers! Ones she could talk to outside of business and delegates, without needing to fear them figuring her out!
She could leave the regular duties of Fontaine to her officers and Neuvillette, right?
Five years surely wouldn't hurt.
But where would she go...?
Not Snezhnaya.
She had no wish to go to the Harbinger's home turf... at least not while she hadn't grasped the full potential of her abilities.
Maybe not Natlan either.
The environment there wasn't known to be very friendly. It was, however, known to be almost entirely devoid of Hydro. Not good. Mavuika was also likely to rope Furina into some years-long tournamsnt.
The rest seemed to be fair game. Inazuma might be an issue, since she as back to before the lift of the Sakoku Decree, but the other nations Furina had confidence in.
I can save Fontaine from the prophecy! I can fix everything!
I'm... I'm a god- no, an archon!
“Monsieur Neuvillette, you are aware of the prophecy, right?”
He stiffened. “Of course. Why bring it up now?”
“I believe I have a way to figure everything out and save Fontaine… but I’ll need the help of the other archons.”
Neuvillette had, unsurprisingly, attempted to convince Furina to stay.
What of the Opera Epiclese? Your day-to-day happenings? The Oratrice??
It’s fine, Neuvillette, these things are easily remedied. The Oratrice especially; it operates on the power of my gnosis.
That was some crock of shit Furina stirred up. Without the consciousness of Focalors inside, would it still work?
Furina did some tinkering afterwards. and after a few more helpful memory injections from Focalors she had successfully reprogrammed the Oratrice to operate on Neuvillette ’s subconscious.
What’s really important is to save Fontaine from the prophecy.
Neuvillette had sighed, pinching his nose bridge.
Very well. Then, I recommend you head to Mondstadt first. It’s the most welcoming to random visitors without a visa– I will see to a boat to take you to Starfell beach.
Furina had thought for a moment. It’s fine, Neuvillette. No- really, it is. I can travel by the waters alone– I am, after all, the archon of hydro.
She didn’t want anyone to see her panicking in the boat about the prophecy.
After some back and forth, he relented.
Very well. I’ll have the melusines take on your civil duties, and I will be making an annoucement to curb further suspicion.
Furina left Fontaine a few days after that.
With every passing day, she started feeling better. No longer feverish, no longer paranoid, no longer like some unknown force was eating away at her body and mind.
She felt her mind start to clear, and with it, the hysteria she had experienced in the last... hundred years.
It really was a very long time.
Her thoughts were clear and precise, working through theoretical endings to court cases... that happened years ago. Furina felt herself cringe inwardly every time something that had bubbled out of her mouth ended up driving court cases into ditches.
A fish jumpscared her and she forced herself backwards. The movement was a bit choppy, but could be refined with little issue.
Archons, I love being an archon.
Furina loved this method of travel– every so often, when she felt like it, she would have her artificial current spit her out and she would do a few twirls in the air before lnding back into the ocean.
Her dominion over hydro was amazing– momentrily forgetting all about the prophecy and the court case.
The court case–
Furina’s mood soured and her current started blasting random fish every which way.
How could she have ever forgotten about that? Even after thinking about legalese through the entire trip?
Neuvillette, Clorinde, and that outlander… all teaming up, putting together their talents…
And that stupid harbinger. Furina hated being so weak. She would have to work on that.
But even so, she knew in her heart that they were all just trying to prevent the prophecy… just as she was.
She could feel that any normal human, no matter their martial prowess, she could easily best in a duel. Because now Furina was Focalors, the archon, one of the Seven.
A vision holder, maybe. If they hadn’t fully maxed their potential.
Clorinde, definitely not. Not without some martial prowess on her part… though if Furina invoked her gnosis or tapped into more volatile sources, she could squash Clorinde and pray that she doesn't shoot faster.
A harbinger…
Furina would have to train.
Hard.
While she traveled, perhaps she could fix these issues. With godly power on her side, and limitless potential…
Furina slammed headfirst into something, and as she indignantly dragged herself out of her thoughts to the white hair and pink outfit–
That fairy.
Paimon.
The current propelled her out and she landed gracefully on the sand, completely dry.
The traveler, holding her fishing rod, was detaching Paimon from the fishing rod and looking at Furina with her mouth open.
“您是谁?” she asked (asked? Furina only knew her tone was questioning.) “她为什么在钓竿上?”
Furina stared at her blankly.
She lifted her arms and tried to mime a ‘what the fuck, speak the language of Teyvat’.
Lumine groaned and Paimon began to stir.
Furina walked over, put her hand on Paimon’s chest, and watched as her hand glowed and-
Paimon spat a gallon of water onto Furina.
She felt like the scene from the Palais Mermonia was happening again…
But Paimon lifted her head. “What’s going o- AAAAAHH!”
Lumine stepped back and summoned her sword into her hand, pointing it at the gremlin. “这些是什么声音?!”
Furina laughed and Paimon tried to hurriedly curtsy. “Focalors???”
“Just Furina will do,” she smiled (though she was sure it was cold– the court case was not forgotten). “Who’s this? Do you know her?”
Three months, Furina marvelled.
In two months, Lumine was completely conversational.
In just three months, Lumine had fully mastered the Teyvatian language– she could speak it as fluently, perhaps more, than some twenty year olds in Fontaine.
Paimon had explained everything– Teyvat’s customs, Teyvat’s regions, and the Seven– notably, Focalors…
Lumine had thought long and hard before telling them her story– how she hd lost her brother, how she had met… the sustainer of Heavenly Principles…
They shared a common enemy, Furina realized. They both lost much to the Heavenly Principles and both stood to lose more.
But the Heavenly Principles can't be all bad, right?
I'll mull it over.
The three of them quickly became close friends, because only having two other people to talk to (one of whom needed to kept asking for words) is a generally good bonding experience.
Though Furina never forgot the court case, she shelved it into the back corners of her mind. That was in the past- the future?- and everyone was working for the same goal.
She could forgive that.
One day, Furina had brought up a desire to learn how to fight, and nearly drowned Paimon when she asked why Furina, as a god, didn’t already know how.
Lumine was a bit clumsy, truth be told. But after a while, Furina quietly thought that Lumine was far more graceful than she had expected– fighting and sparring her reminded Furina of a dance.
She developed her own sword art style, full of twirls and flamboyance that Furina had in front of the crowds.
She felt, before, like nothing might ever stop the cataclysmic deterioration of herself and her sanity…
But after that snap when the court case happened… Furina had her bout of perpetual insanity cured. Perhaps during the reappearance of her divinity within herself- gods were, by design, much better at living longer than humans.
When she thought back to the encounter with Neuvillette… she hadn’t forced her stage persona.
Maybe the flamboyance was just part of her. Not the overly-so Furina de Fontaine, who performed for five hundred years. Just Furina.
And perhaps now, just Focalors.
“Yahh!”
Lumine thrust the stick she had smoothed a while earlier towards Furina, who dashed to the side.
Both of them had improved exponentially over the months. Lumine was slowly regaining her former strength; Furina was learning how to use her dominion over hydro and her newfound swordsmanship.
She had learned a really nice trick– she could summon a water bubble to sit on!
Lumine had taught her how to make her weapons and items disappear.
Though Furina never got it. She only succeeded in almost impaling Paimon.
Over a while of thinking, she had found a way to store her items in water. All these items would be perfectly preserved in some fourth dimension, exactly as she left them. Lumine was curious about her hydro powers, and Paimon tried to get Furina to give Lumine a vision.
She had concentrated and concentrated, but she couldn’t feed that tug of power towards Lumine.
She could only shake her head sorrowfully.
A few days later, Furina felt a bit of her falling off. The feeling reminded her of combing her hair and watching a couple of strands fall out.
Furina had run out of her tent excitedly, waking up Lumine and Paimon right as the sun rose.
She saw a significant lack of Vision near or on Lumine, so they ended up believing it was someone else.
She fed a letter to a hydro fish creation and sent it towards Neuvillette. He was, after all, far more experienced in these than her. Maybe he had the answers.
One day, when both Lumine and Furina felt confident in their abilities, Paimon led them to Barbatos’s Statue of the Seven.
Paimon and Lumine stared up at the statue, but Furina had conjured a geyser so she could look down at it.
“These Statues represent the Seven’s dominion and protection over the world,” Paimon explained. “Like Furina– she has a bunch in her homeland, Fontaine!”
“Let’s go laugh at her when we get there,” Lumine teased, looking at Furina rise still higher on her geyser until she had to crane her neck down just to see them.
“ANYWAYS,” Paimon huffed. “This one represents Barbatos, the god of anemo– the wind!”
Lumine nodded. “Like.. like how Furina is the god of wat- hydro?”
“Yepyep! Go ahead, try to talk to it!”
Furina had descended from her geyser, adamantly keeping her eyes on Lumine and Paimon and not the statue above her. “That does nothing. I haven’t heard any prayers since I became a god.”
Oops. That sounds recent. Please don't notice... hahaaaa...
“For five hundred years? Well I’m sure some prayers get through… right?” Paimon tapped the statue a few times.
“If they get through, it’s to my subconscious.” Furina shrugged, relieved Paimon hadn’t figured out what she meant.
Thank the heavens.
“No worry! Lumine, try to talk to it anyways.”
Lumine reached out, put her gloved palm onto the statue, and
A small turquoise light flew out of the statue, landed on her chestplate, and disappeared.
“Woah…”
“Ooh, ooh!” Paimon flew circles around Lumine. “Did you just feel the elements of this world?”
Furina sniffed lightly. “You just touched the statue and got the power of anemo? Well that’s hardly fair. The people of this world spend their lives dedicated to gaining those powers.”
Lumine shook her head. “I think… I think it’s because I’m not from this world.”
“That’s a real blessing though! Anyways,” Paimon pointed towards a faraway island. “If we keep heading that way, we’ll reach Mondstad- EEK!”
A bunch of pyro slimes had made their way towards the statue.
“LUMINE, KILL THEM!” Paimon screeched shrilly.
“They must be here because of the influx of elemental energy,” Furina reasoned. “The element of anemo is special in the fact that it can swirl other elements. This infuses it with said other element– why don’t you try using my power?”
Furina, oddly, felt like a worldbuilding lore dumper in one of her favourite light novels.
Furina took her sword, crafted through sheer force of will and named (quite brilliantly, if she did say so herself) Splendor of Tranquil Waters. Lumine took great joy in calling it Splenda, often citing some… sweetener?
Furina slashed it through the air twice, and Lumine pushed out a wind orb to absorb that energy.
The turquoise grew to the dark blue of Furina’s hat, lightened up a bit and returned to Lumine, who swung her arm and slashed the slimes in half with the energy; which had formed a whip.
Paimon nodded approvingly, like she hadn’t just panicked a while earlier.
“Anyways!” she said, dusting off her cape. “You did great in fighting off those slimes! Let’s head to Mondstadt City, now…”
Furina had explained a bit more about swirling elements in anemo and possible uses on the way.
“The whip was good thinking, but we’ll need to be more close range as well…”
They had reached the edge of Cider Lake and were heading into a forest ahead when
“Holy shit, Furina, what the hell is on this planet?”
Furina turned around haughtily before seeing the dragon.
“Oh… that is, of course, a dragon.”
“Wow,” Lumine summoned her sword at the ready. “Never would have guessed.”
Paimon worried at a leaf on a nearby tree. “Let’s proceed with caution, no matter what.”
The dragon was standing over something– someone– but their voice was muffled and Furina couldn’t tell what was going on in there.
She and Lumine shuffled over to get a better look, and
Barbatos.
He didn’t appear to notice Furina, completely concentrated on the dragon. He was saying something encouraging..?
Lumine inched past her bush when her chestplate glowed with the anemo she had and it flew towards the dragon, startling him.
The dragon roared, and Barbatos abandoned all hope of saving it. He moved backwards, once, twice, and vanished in a column of wind.
“That’s rather nifty,” Furina commented once the dragon was long gone. “Can I turn into a puddle? Become one with the ocean?”
“Let’s wait until later to find out,” Lumine assured her.
Where the dragon was, there was a crimson teardrop. It was colored as red as her blood… when the Knave stuck her hand into her chest for the gnosis that wasn’t there…
Furina felt the strongest possible aversion towards the thing. It didn’t affect her directly, but it felt like it shouldn’t exist– a freak of nature, artifically made.
Lumine stashed it into her pocket.
“Wh- why did you–”
Furina spluttered, stepping back from Lumine, who was thoughtfully contemplating.
“You never know” was the blonde’s cryptic response.
“Hey, wait– where’d Paimon go?”
Paimon came back from the forest a few minutes later clutching Furina’s hat.
“I tried to hold onto your hat but it just flew off with me!” Paimon punched Furina twice. “How the heck does it stay on when you guys spar?”
“Let’s… just keep moving forwards,” Furina sighed, pinching her nose bridge.
“Oh, right! Furina!” Paimon tapped her on the shoulder. “We need to get you some new clothes and a false vision before we go into Mondstadt.”
Furina was confused. “What?”
Paimon tried to mime something, but Furina’s only key takeaway was that she was going to get jumped.
“When people recognize you as Furina, bad things will happen,” Paimon warned after failing to mime it. “We’ll be targeted by far too many people- it’s best if you stay low-key.”
Furina was terrified to feel the gaze of the people following her again. She was only too keen to agree.
Paimon and Lumine went on ahead while she stayed near the forest, humming lightly to herself and taking a dive in Cider Lake.
The water there was surprisingly clean and fresh. The fish variety there were friendly, though they had few stories of interest to tell.
She tried to explore the sea bed, but the contents there were painfully depressing. The sand was painfully granular with no variation, but it didn’t mix with water well, which Furina theorized was the reason it was so clean.
While Lumine was busy locating an outfit, Furina thought.
All that pent up anger, frustration and hysteria from the court case and before… was startlingly clear.
Her memories, previously foggy, became like little bubbles of water she could reach into and view.
Her crumbling mental sanity (she recognized it now) was pieced back together and healed into a perfect web of intersecting logic and sense.
Is this because I became a god? Furina asked again. Was my human mind just not strong enough to remember… so much information?
Mirror-her remained quiet.
Is this because you are guilty, Focalors? Furina turned her attention towards her divinity. Focalors, had you not anticipated this?
A quiet noise of assent from the divine force within her.
Furina pulled out her gnosis, a sculpted blue chess piece (though she knew little of how to play) and contemplated it.
Is it this that allows me to be a god? Or is it Focalors? Do I need this?
Furina tried to call upon it’s power, to call the infinite sea of possibility inside this one chess piece, and it responded.
Furina felt the ocean, all its waves and all its wonder within her. Limitless potential- was this, then, ‘tapping directly into Celestia’?
So much power in such a small piece… the one who created this, then, must truly be one to behold.
She clasped her hands together and the gnosis vanished.
Furina swam around the bottom for a bit, tickling the fish.
She tried to draw on her own power, and to her surprise a greater amount than she thought appeared.
She was unfamiliar with this power, but Focalors would be there to help.
Everything would be al… righ… what?
The waves were stirring up again, but this deep into the lake where few specks of light shone through, she shouldn’t have felt them.
She swam up to investiga-
“Oh, Lumine. Sorry- are you back?”
“Well obviously. I got you some new clothes, since Paimon mentioned you being something of a celebrity, and a fake Vision– that should allow you to masquerade as a normal Vision-holder.”
Furina felt like laughing. How funny it was, then, that she was a human masquerading as a god just months before?
Lyudmila and Mikhail stared out towards the Mondstadt city fountain.
“Did you hear?” Mikhail asked. ‘“The hydro archon Focalors has left Fontaine!”
“What? Really?” Lyudmila gasped. “Wouldn’t the city collapse without her?”
“Nah, there’s no way. They have the Chief Justice. This is a good chance for Lady Arlecchino to infiltrate and search for the gnosis!”
Lyudmila sighed. “I just hope they'll all be okay...”
“Stop being such a worrywart, Lyudmila,” Mikhail scoffed. “I hear the Tsaritsa is sending her Harbingers to all corners of the earth to search for Focalors as well. There’s no way she’ll escape us for long.”
Lyudmila opened her mouth to speak a retort, that that wasn’t her meaning… but shut it again.
Notes:
lyudmila and mikhail dropping lore bombs??
Chapter 2: the knights of the wind
Summary:
THE OOC CONTINUES.
I apologize if it's not to your liking, but I really feel the need to burn the anger Furina's disgrace caused. They didn't even APOLOGIZE AGGGGGGHHHH
edit: 09/15/2024, clarified everything a bit
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Furina studied herself in the makeshift water mirror she made.
“So?” Paimon asked nervously. “Do you like it?”
Her suit had been traded for a summery dress, flowing silk like the water she held dominion over. The edges were lined with scale patterns, fading from dark blue to light blue depending on the angle she viewed it from.
Right underneath a choker (in a similar design to her hat, Furina noted) was her ‘Vision’.
This was excellent craftsmanship indeed, her inner Focalors marvelled. Smooth crystal finish, Hydro symbol crafted of noctilucous jade– some other jade?– mined from the Chasm, it seemed? That glow doesn’t come from random peaks near Liyue.
The vision acted as a brooch for a bow, the ribbons of which flowed behind her to create a fish tail effect. A long flowing sleeve on one side, a sheer skin-hugging on the left.
This was beautiful craftsmanship indeed. Furina still kept her gloves, her socks and her boots.
And of course, her signature jellyfish hairstyle and her hat.
Lumine gave her a large box of contacts, which Furina inspected, put two on, and shoved the rest into her water dimension.
Though far better than the normal people, her clothes were still a far cry from her archon clothing. It rather reminded her of the extravant clothing vision holders often got tailored for them.
“Where did you get these?” Furina questioned, marvelling at the bow at the back.
“I took inspiration from that water whip and got the vision tailor to get me some hydro-inspired clothing,” Lumine explained, gesturing to the turquoise glow on her chestplate. “The vision itself… I said that I’d like to display a vision, but keep my actual one hidden in case of theft. He had some with him, thankfully.”
“How much did this cost? I’ll get the Palais Mermonia to pay you back.”
Paimon chuckled weakly. “Two hundred and fifty thousand… we took out a loan from the Northland Bank, so it might be closer to two hundred seventy five…”
Furina waved her hand. “No problem. Fontaine produces that in a minute flat.”
Paimon’s mouth dropped open. “So… so much Mora…”
Lumine and Paimon led the way back to Mondstadt City, chattering about the people inside, when a blur of red jumped from a nearby ridge.
“Hey you! Stop right there!”
Furina felt a stab of that old annoyance, the one that she often felt when the people of Fontaine asked her for an audience right on the streets while she was back from another fruitless day of prophecy study.
“You two… I saw you two earlier! You two got past me while I was fighting off a hilichurl camp!”
Furina looked at the questionable outfit. “There’s no armor on that outfit. How did you fight off a bunch of… hilichurl archers, on top of those towers?”
The girl in red was flustered. “We- well…”
Furina noted the empty quiver. “An archer yourself? With that emblem on your clothing too… Knight of Favonius?”
“N.. No– You know what? Yes, yes I am! Outrider Amber of the Knights of Favonius. State your business at Mondstadt before I force it out of you!”
Furina quietly glanced at Lumine, who looked faintly questioning that she could fight them in close quarters with a bow.
Paimon rushed forwards, quick to politeness and stop a confrontation.
“We’re not looking for trouble!” she squeaked.
The Knight– Amber– reached for an arrow, but her quiver was empty. “That’s what all the troublemak–”
Furina narrowed her eyes slightly at her.
The Outrider paused for a moment, and winced. “My apologies for the earlier transgressions. I am Outrider Amber of the Knights of Favonius. Welcome to Mondstadt, vagrant outlan– ah, shit… – strange yet respectable outland- t- travelers!”
“Sheesh, what caused the change of heart?” Furina smiled, smug. "And another introduction? How flamboyant of you."
Amber continued with her script, undeterred. “What are your names?”
“Lumine,” offered Lumine. “The blue one is Furina.”
“Doesn’t sound like a local name to me…” Amber mused. “And.. this mascot… what’s the deal with it?”
“Emergency food,” Lumine blurted.
Furina scoffed. “Cannibalism is illegal in most civil districts, including those of Mondstadt and Fontaine. You’d have better luck trying to get her to fly around scouting the lands for treasure.”
Amber laughed, a nervous tittering as she looked Furina up and down. “No worries. You guys are just travel partners, then?”
A few nods from the three.
“Alright then. Since recently there have been dangerous dragon sightings, I’ll escort you into the city.”
“Oh?” Paimon asked. “Thank you… but.. Paimon wonders, what caused this sudden change?”
“I’m returning to the city myself after those hilichurls,” Amber retorted. “Besides, I’m not sure if I can trust you quite just yet!”
“Why so suspicious?” Lumine asked. “That’s a rather rude way to treat wayfaring travelers.”
“Oh.. ahh..” Amber flushed a deep red. “I’m sorry. Probably things I shouldn’t be saying as a Knight…”
“No worries at all,” Paimon assured. “Lead the way to Mondstadt City!”
“So, susp- uhh, strange yet respectable travelers, what brings you to Mondstadt?”
“Lumine here got separated from her brother.” Paimon explained, ducking to avoid a tree branch. “Furina and Paimon are helping her out! We’re at Mondstadt to see if there are any hints of him here.”
“Oh…” Amber looked away, embarrassed. “Looking for family… huh.”
Furina heard a blubbering sound from behind her.
Amber shook her head. “Ah- these guys spring up like flies… if you’ll excuse me, I just need to deal with these anemo slimes…”
Amber lifted her hand and her bow materialized, golden particles forming a somewhat depressing bow; but it was functional, and that was what mattered.
She closed one eye, squinted a bit, and let out five arrows of pure pyro in succession, each taking out an anemo slime.
Paimon clapped in appreciation, which made Amber flush again, but they continued onwards towards the city.
“Let me officially introduce the city of dandelions, wind and freedom!” Amber beamed, looking around at her city. “Travelers under the protection of the Knights of Favonius, welcome to Mondstadt!”
Paimon followed this with a hearty cheer. “No more having to camp outdoors!”
Furina scoffed. “You wouldn’t have had to camp outside if you had just followed me into the water. I told you I wouldn’t let you drown.”
Furina remembered being quietly grateful the two had declined due to her lack of proficiency with controlling water.
Paimon stomped a bit on air. “You- you know Paimon has trauma from almost drowning!”
Lumine glanced around the city.
“It’s so empty here… where is everyone?”
Amber shook her head grimly. “Everything’s been put out of place by Stormterror recently… But worry not! Everything will be fine so long as we have Jean with us.”
“Jean?” Paimon questioned.
Amber nodded fervently. “Yes, Acting Grand Master Jean. With her on our side, there is no terror Mondstadt can’t overcome!”
But Furina noticed the textbook twiddle of her fingers and the shifting of her weight from one side to another.
Nervous… what’s Stormterror…?
She called on Focalors and for her to share her knowledge.
She is in a memory again.
“Egeeeriaa!” A voice whined. “Dvalin needs his apples!”
“More like you need those apples, Barbatos,” her predecessor held the apple out of his reach. “Dvalin already had his share of storm spirits! Those spherical things provide more than enough nutrition for him!”
“Stormterror?” Furina questioned. “The Dragon of the East? But he is the archon’s familiar, no?”
Amber looked a bit surprised. “No one outside of the Knights knows about that. But yes– I don’t know too much about it, though.”
“Ah. I’ll go asking around, then.”
Amber opened her mouth but closed it again. “I would advise against asking the people, though.”
“So?” Lumine asked. “Any… uh… popular spots… for.. tourists…?”
Amber laughed. “I recommend the cathedral, or the gliding spots– that tower near the Knights of Favonius headquarters is a good place to start.”
“Ooh! Paimon knows about this one!” Paimon nodded. “Wind gliding is one of the most popular things to do in Mondstadt– and every year, there’s a gliding competition!”
Furina nodded along with her. “Every year, the Steambird features a column for that– and speaking of, you’re the champion, right? Amber? I thought you felt familiar.”
Amber puffed out her chest. “The one and only! And just because you knew my title as outlanders, I’ll get you a glider for free!”
Paimon cheered. “Woohoo! Furina, your knowledge as the hyd- d- d- dro nation inhabitant comes in handy!”
Furina glared at Paimon, as if to say ‘one more word and I would have smote you on the spot’.
Lumine was looking right at home with her wind glider, but Furina was panicking.
“Oh my archons, I cannot do this.”
Amber looked over questioningly at her. “Why? It’s not that high up, if you’re scared of heights.”
Furina looked apprehensively at the stone path below. “Yeah… erm…”
Furina shifted uncomfortably. "I..."
She knew it was a bit silly, but she always thought of herself being above the people while they drowned in the flood would be awful.
If they were to die, and she was the only one who lived, then she might as well have never existed. If they had to suffer, she was going to do so right beside them.
“Furina?” Lumine asked, finishing her loop in the wind current and disengaging, landing gracefully with her skirt in a pool around her. “Are you okay?”
“No worries, I’m fine,” Furina looked away. “Just um– you can go on with your wind gliding license test. I’ll find a replacement; I am after all, th- a wielder of hydro.”
Almost slipped there… Furina, you’re growing rusty. Five hundred years of opera not rubbing off on you enough?
Lumine nodded understandingly. “I used to be scared when I first took to the skies too. My broth–” she coughed into her hand. “Nevermind. If you’re sure…”
Furina nodded, removing glider and putting it back onto the shop stand. “Y- yeah. Go ahead, Lumine.”
She followed Paimon and Lumine to the plaza in front of the cathedral and watched as Lumine slowly flew down towards the fountain.
Now that she thought about it, Furina didn’t think there was much to worry about. The flood was in Fontaine, not Mondstadt. There was nothing to be scared abo... ut.
“LUMINE??”
Paimon screamed, looking up at the storm cloud that had suddenly covered the city. “LUMINE!”
Furina froze. “Storm clouds… rain?”
Right as I think about it! I can't...! No no no-
But no rain fell, and Lumine was just blown high into the air– to the point if Furina hadn’t squinted, perhaps she’d have thought Lumine was just a seagull passing by.
Paimon was still screaming and Amber was trying her best to stop her and calm her down, but that dragon– the one from before, the Dragon of the East– flew by and roared at the city.
The small amount of people who were flitting about promptly started for their homes, running and shrieking.
Furina still felt that panic closing into her, hearing the screams from another her– feeling the tears fall from her eyes as she sat on her comfortable corner of the Palais Mermonia, safe from the rising water–
But no. This was years prior– she could stop it! She just had to snap out of it, snap out of whatever this was… she had to focus on helping Lumine…
Lumine!
The girl in question was engaging in a duel with the dragon, each shooting projectiles of anemo at the other.
Furina wiped tears she hadn’t known were forming out of her eyes and without a second thought, called on the waters of Cider Lake.
It came naturally to her. Perhaps a correct analogy for this would be ‘as natural as breathing’? The archon of dendro would know better, she thought.
Torrents of water ballooned towards the dragon, and Amber’s head snapped towards Furina, questioning.
The dragon, quick to react, started its onslaught against the city, shooting projectiles of anemo like a porcupine would its quills. Furina’s eyes widened, clasping her hands together as all her spheres of water melted into a puddle and formed a dome around the city.
She felt the spikes crashing into her water full force, but she had to stop it.
Furina had to stop it somehow, before lives started being lost.
The people were screaming from their windows, as Stormterror had never directly attacked them before. The more rational of the bunch were pointing up at the dome and the more religious of the bunch were praying to Barbatos.
One of the projectiles punctured a hole through the dome and Furina panicked, directing her attention to the projectile falling through.
Amber shot a flaming arrow at the projectile and knocked it off course, where it crashed harmlessly into Cider Lake.
Furina looked over at the girl gratefully, but her arrow was nocked and ready to fly the instant another one broke through.
This is a test, right? I just have to pass this… I just have to be strong enough to save Fontaine when the flood comes.
Furina refocused her energy on the dome, and it became slightly more opaque. The sun was beginning to dim as people emerged on the streets, pointing and gasping and using their Kameras to snapshot the happenings.
Lumine was still hard at work up there, quelling the dragon… so why couldn’t Furina?
An outlander protecting Teyvat better than one of its archons– even if she was a newly birthed archon.
I must practice more. I can’t always rely on godly instinct.
Furina grit her teeth more and started sending water shrapnel up towards the dragon.
Two or three of them hit, and the dragon roared in pain, stopping temporarily to focus on blasting the shield–
Furina panicked again, gathering her strength for defending against one final blast when Lumine finally got a clean shot on the dragon and it roared again, retreating towards the northern mountains.
“Furina! Furina!”
Paimon?
“Miss Furina will be up soon, dear. My potions are very potent.”
I’m… underwater again…
Furina gasped and sat up, coughing.
Viscous purple liquid splashed out of the tub she was in.
A lady was standing over her, with a purple witch’s hat and the Knights of Favonius insignia inlaid on her corset.
To her left was Lumine and Paimon, wearing matching expressions of worry.
To her right were two people discussing. One of them radiated hostile energy– the blue one with fur-lined clothes– and the other one exuded an aura of perpetual tiredness, but also that of duty.
Blonde ponytail, white knight’s clothes, a sword imbued with Anemo in her hand…
Wait.
A witch in a purple hat with roses… the…
Furina’s foggy human memory cleared to make way for divine thought. A few years ago, the Akademiya had contacted Fontaine with news of one of their most accomplished graduates in two hundred years, only to leave to become a librarian.
That one was definitely Jean, the current Acting Grandmaster.
“What… are you two okay?”
Notes:
Lyudmila stared up at the dome of water.
"Should... should we be concerned?"
Mikhail laughed. "This must be the work of that Deaconess, Barbara. Maybe the blessings of the anemo archon aren't as unfounded as we thought."
Lyudmila glanced at the dry concrete. "That's some control she has of hydro... no water has fallen at all."
Mikhail scoffed. "So? She's obviously no match for even Harbinger Childe... or maybe even a lowly hydrogunner. When it comes down to it, her Majesty the Tsaritsa's wishes will overpower all!"When Lyudmila went to the Cat's Tail for her scouting break, she thought about that dome.
"Maybe Mikhail is right. The Lady Signora is coming soon for the negotiations and the Gnosis... she'll have everything under control."
~-~-~-
Somewhere in the Knights of Favonius library, Furina felt a prickle of irritation. "I can feel my name being slandered, somewhere out there."
Chapter 3: the god(s) who aren't godly
Summary:
sorry im like SICK SICK with covid or something
promise (actually this time) there'll be a longer one next time sobb
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The two and the scholar, Lisa, explained the situation.
“After you passed out, you hit the concrete and lost a fair bit of blood. These two cuties here brought you to me, and I helped patch you up a bit!”
Furina rubbed her temples. “I see… how is the Stormterror threat and Mondstadt, then?”
Lisa smiled warmly. “Thanks to you, no harm has been done. You have quite some control over hydro.”
Furina blinked, unsure of how to respond to the compliment. “...thanks?”
Lisa laughed and called to the other two.
They stopped their heated argument at once and rushed over.
The blonde one started apologizing profusely. “Thank you so much for your service in protecting Mondstadt. I deeply apologize for all the injuries you sustained, and the Knights of Favonius will forever be in your debt.”
Furina was momentarily taken aback. “...thanks?” she repeated.
The blue one chuckled.
Furina didn’t like him. Immediately and forever.
But why?
She felt her heart drop at the star pupils, but she didn’t know why.
Focalors?
No response. As confused as she was.
“Though Amber tells me you’re here to search for a sibling, the timing is very regrettable. The Stormterror threat has caused quite the ruckus.” he said, gesturing to a map with a few pins detailing the spots the dragon attacked.
Lisa nodded along with him. “All the elemental spheres and ley lines are so messed up… the current state is perhaps akin to a ball of yarn in a kitten’s paws.”
Jean sighed again. “I’m… deeply sorry for all of this. Kaeya and Lisa are right. Traveler… Lumine, was it? If we didn’t have this issue, we’d be able to do more than just put up missing person posters.”
She turned her attention to Furina. “And I’m, again, deeply apologetic for your injury while doing Mondstadt a great and irreplaceable service. If you three need anything, please let us know. We simply ask for you to repose in Mondstadt while we focus on dealing with the threat so we can search for your brother after everything has passed.”
Lumine shrugged indifferently. “Alright. Is there an inn we can stay at while we wait?”
Paimon, for the first time since the conversation began, spoke.
“You can’t be such a slug! We have to help too!”
“Why should we?” Furina interjected, uncaring. “It’s not our responsibility to do so. Haven’t we just ‘done Mondstadt a great service’?”
“Well… well…” Paimon stammered. “We can’t just… leave… all the work… to the Knights.”
Jean shook her head, still tired but determined. “Miss Furina is right. The work is for us Knights to do.”
But Kaeya, damn him, had something to add. “But should you need any funds for your stay… the Knights offer generous amounts of mora for–”
Paimon’s eyes bulged with money signs, but Furina beat her to it.
“Who says we need mora?” she hissed. “Do we look very destitute to you? Are you hoping to capitalize on a few wandering travelers who did your city a service, praying to Barbatos that they need mora?”
His jaw hardened when she mentioned the anemo archon. “I see then. If you do not get mora from us, where else will you get it? Living at a hotel… doesn’t come cheap.”
Furina laughed humorlessly. “Still trying?”
Lumine shared a glance with Paimon. “Forgot she really is good at her trade.”
Jean somehow looked even more tired than before. “Kaeya, just let it rest. Even though Grand Master Varka left, we still have more than enough forces to quell the temples.”
She turned her attention to the trio. “If you wish to stay at Mondstadt, I recommend the Goth G– the church’s hotel. It’s the best aside from the Goth Grand, but the Fatui have rented that out completely.”
Paimon tilted her head. “Why would the Fatui rent out an entire hotel…? Are they that rich?”
Jean nodded. “Yes. Their wealth is second only to Ningguang.”
Lumine opened her mouth, perhaps to ask who Ningguang is, but Furina nudged her and mouthed later.
“Alright then. We’ll check in there.” Furina said. “Good day to you.”
Jean looked over and smiled. “And to you as well. May the wind bless your travels.”
Furina had received a package containing a few Northland Bank coins, each valued at ten thousand mora.
Paimon’s eyes tracked each and every coin as Furina slid over enough for a month’s stay in the best suite they had– complete with a kitchen and room service.
They stayed there for the next week or so, enjoying the sights in Mondstadt. Furina had gone for some delicacies, but when she found nothing she was familiar with she just ordered a sweet madame and a sticky honey roast for tonight’s dinner.
It was nice. They had a good supper.
With bitter satisfaction the next day, she saw Kaeya returning clutching a wound to his left arm.
A quick gaze into elemental sight told her he had a rough scuffle with something that wielded hydro.
They left together, hoping to gather some groceries and non-perishables to last them a while before they could resume the search for Barbatos.
It was… shockingly easy.
They were heading back up to the cathedral’s hotel, just right of the cathedral, when they noticed a large crowd gathered under the statue of the anemo archon.
“Hey, what’s that?” Paimon pointed over. “I hear… music?”
Furina shook her head. “Let’s go check it out.”
And Lumine, in all her infinite grace, beauty and elegance, shouldered her way to the front.
Paimon and Furina trailed behind her, muttering apologies to those who would listen.
“Oho, another eager audience member for the bard~?”
Furina froze.
That voice…
“Well have no fear, for Venti will always be here! Another apple so red, or a loaf of bread for another song, perhaps~?”
His voice always trailed off, so annoyingly, but this was the same whiny voice in her vision.
Furina shoved her way to the front too.
“Oho! So many eag–” Barbatos halted, making eye contact with Furina.
She forced her gaze to go cold.
“W- well then, a few more songs before we retire for the night? Silk-lined Streets , or perhaps Liyuen Night ?”
As forcefully as she could, Furina glared at him.
He let out a small chuckle before his voice blared in her mind.
Later. Sunset, on top of the statue.
Furina dropped a bag of mora in front of him and his eyes widened.
“Generous today, are we? Worry not, there’s still much to see!”
By the Heavenly Principles, please shut up.
“To fund your songs for another few hours,” Furina said shortly. “Come on, Lumine. We’re going.”
Lumine looked at her questioningly. “We haven’t even heard his songs ye–”
“We’re going.”
The audience, as one, flinched and recoiled.
Lumine looked momentarily unnerved, but followed Furina out of the crowd nonetheless.
“What was that?” Paimon demanded. “Your voice went super low and chilly and scared everyone!”
“So what?” snapped Furina.
“Why’d you do that?” Paimon demanded again.
“I don’t know,” Furina hissed sarcastically. “Maybe to get you to start moving?”
Paimon gasped.
Lumine came to the defense of Paimon. “There was something wrong with that bard,” she said uncertainly. “He felt off… not like Jean. They both have Anemo Visions… right?”
Furina shook her head violently. “That bastard abandoned Mondstadt and left his people to their own devices as he scampers about singing his songs.”
Lumine held up her hands. “You don’t mean…”
“Yes, Lumine,” Furina pointed back up at that statue. “He’s Barbatos.”
“How’d you know?” Paimon pestered her again.
Furina felt like pulling her hair out. “For the last time, Paimon, I know because I’m an archon. If you would please shut up for one fucking second, that’d be infintely helpful.”
Paimon floated towards Lumine sadly.
“What’s up with her?” Paimon looked down.
“Probably just mad. She’s out here traveling to help save Fontaine, he’s in Mondstadt and hasn’t done anything to help it.” Lumine chopped up the carrots into medallions.
Furina tore the letter to Neuvillette apart and threw it behind her, where it melted into water and dropped to the floor.
Lumine eyed the steadily growing patch of water on the wooden floor. “Furina, the water’s dropping through again.”
Furina let out a noise of deep frustration and the water started boiling, evaporating into the air.
She picked up the quill again and contemplated what to say.
Hi there Neuvillette, so recently I found out that even though I’m risking my life out here fighting dragons and shit to save Fontaine the Anemo Archon hasn’t done anything to help his city. Which is actively under attack. Did I mention that part?
No.
Furina glanced outside of the window. The sun was beginning to go down towards… Fontaine… but it wasn’t sunset yet.
She dipped the quill into the inkwell and started scratching out a letter detailing her recent travels (and her expenses) and about Stormterror.
When she was done, she rolled up the letter, created a bubble of water around it and liquefied the paper inside. Neuvillette would be able to reconstruct that.
She sent it on its way, a small jet of water making the long journey to the Palais Mermonia, and sat down at the dinner table with Paimon and Lumine.
Lumine was a very good chef indeed. She’d have to teach Furina sometime.
Furina tentatively tasted the tea, but it was perfect– bitter, but not overly so.
“I’m impressed,” Furina gestured to the food. “You’re some cook.”
Lumine beamed at Furina, happy to see her friend in better spirits. “Thank you. Lots of practice– I had to teach my brother, too.”
The three headed off towards the statue. Furina thought it best to disguise them or have them listen in from afar, but Lumine objected, saying that she had to ask about her brother herself.
True to his word. Barbatos– Venti– sat on the hands of the statue, humming to himself.
“Lady Focalors,” he greeted, setting his lyre down. “How nice it is to see you and your friends again.”
The lyre had vanished, but Venti clipped his vision back to his belt.
“That’s fun,” Furina noticed. “Why not just summon the lyre at will?”
“Ah, that’s no fun,” Venti chided. “Gotta have some outlet for godly power, ehe.”
“Why not use it to, you know, save Mondstadt from your dragon?” Furina crossed her arms.
Venti sighed. “Your arrival was most fortunate then, for I was myself about to take action. With some heroes to assist me, there’s nothing tha–”
“What’s in it for us?” Furina sat down on a bubble of water she created, floating slightly over the edge. "I'm sorry, but how does distracting us from our goals and helping save the city you swore to protect benefit us?"
Paimon tried poking it.
"Ah," Venti coughed into his fist. "Ah. That... Focalors, you changed quite a bit~!"
He thought for a moment.
“The winds reach far and wide,” Venti nodded towards Lumine. “If you help me in saving Mondstadt, I’ll tell them to keep an eye out for your brother. He’ll be found within the year, so long as he’s on the surface of Teyvat.”
Lumine’s eyes widened and she turned to Furina– a silent plea.
“And to you, Foca– do you have another name?” he asked.
“Furina.”
“And to you, Furina. There are reasons time and wind are correlated. Perhaps I could help you with your prophecy dilemma.”
!!!
And Furina was sold.
“What do we do?”
Venti smiled. “That crystal you have…”
“Jean!” Paimon called. “Je– an?”
Jean was in discussion with a masked lady at her desk.
Paimon hovered near the doorway, unsure. Furina and Lumine followed behind her, peeking in.
“...Which is what caused us to be here in the first place.” the masked woman said smoothly. “Should you be unable to deal with this Stormterror threat, the Fatui will be glad to lend you their strength. We can put an end to this dragon issue. We can put this monster do–”
“‘Put down’?” Jean interjected. “Monster?”
“Ah.” the woman (a diplomat, Furina thought) backtracked. “Er–”
“I’d expect a more professional attitude from one of the famed diplomats of the Fatui,” Jean slammed her hand onto the table. The diplomat flinched back. “You say you want to help, but here you are, threatening to put down one of Mondstadt’s four winds…?”
The diplomat looked slightly abashed.
“Hah… I won’t have any of this nonsense in Mondstadt while I am Acting Grand Master.” Jean pointed at the door. “You are no longer welcome here. Try again another day.”
The diplomat giggled. “Heh..heheh… It’s really not as crazy as you make it sound.” she covered her mouth with her hand. “Very well. That’s enough negotiation for today. But we’re simply exchanging… constructive opinions… no?”
Jean pointed at the door again. Furina, Lumine and Paimon hurried to run and make it look like they’d just entered.
The diplomat glared at them as they entered Jean’s office.
“Jean!” Paimon flew over. “Who was that?”
“Ah,” Jean smiled. “Traveler, Paimon, Furina. You’re back. Have you considered my offer?”
Furina tried to dodge the question. “That was one of the Fatui, right?” she asked. “To try and slaughter one of Mondstadt’s winds on your lands… irredeemably offensive.”
Jean did not object. “Through the three temples, we’ve finally stabilized the elemental flow. These Fatui… I’d have sworn that they’re sabotaging us on purpose. They’ve always coveted the power of Anemo.”
“Speaking of power,” Lumine began. “We found this crystal– Ve– we thought it’d be helpful in defeating Stormterror, since it came from him.”
Jean leaned back, repulsed. “That… crystal… we’ll have to call Lisa. Follow me into the library.”
“Oh, cuties, what’s this you’ve brought for me?” Lisa reached for the crystal. “Hmm… I sense impurities, but we’ll have to run some more tests… if you could please just gi– ouch!”
A small burn was forming at the place Lisa made contact.
Lumine panicked, withdrawing the crystal into her pocket dimension. “Are you okay?”
“Yes, no worries,” Lisa soothed. “I believe the impurities react with elemental energy. But why you don’t get affected… fascinating.”
Furina glanced up. “Lumine, do you remember what Venti said? Take it back out. The second one, too.”
Lumine hesitated, but lifted her palm again, clasping her hand around the forming crystal.
Two of them rotated around each other, faster and faster until it began to glow.
Vibrant red at first, but then Lumine harnessed her power and imbued it with energy.
Spinning, faster and faster, changing from bloodred to turquoise to white–
When the spinning stopped, both crystals were the color of anemo.
Lisa reached towards it curiously. “The impurities I sensed… they’re gone. I can touch it now.”
Jean’s eyes were wide as saucers. “That’s truly impressive. I… that’s…”
Furina nodded to Lumine, who retracted her hand. The crystals remained in orbit of one another.
“I can sense the pure overflowing anemo energy from here. That’s incredible…” Jean reached over and touched the crystals as well. “But… what was the point of showing us these?”
“A bard believes that with enough anemo energy, we can emulate the anemo archon’s presence and summon the dragon,” Furina lied, the words falling like honey from her tongue. “Lumine here noticed something during her fight with Dv– Stormterror. On his back was a purple spike, poisonous. We believe that such a torrent of anemo energy can cleanse the dragon– if you’ll follow me into your office, Jean, I’ll tell you all about it.”
Lisa nodded. “I’ll be nursing my burn here if you need me.”
Furina led Paimon, Lumine and Jean back into the office.
Furina set down her vision and the two teardrops onto her desk.
Jean looked at Furina questioningly, picking up her vision to hand it back to her– but…
“Acting Grand Master Jean of the Knights of Favonius,” Furina gave an eloquent bow, using water to shift back into her archon outfit. “Let us be reintroduced. I am Furina de Fontaine, Focalors, the Archon of Hydro.”
Evidently neither Lumine nor Paimon had expected this. Both let out long, drawn out gasps. “That outfit was expensive!” Paimon said, outraged.
“The Palais Mermonia has more than enough funds to cover,” Furina dismissed. "I'm not planning on getting another outfit. I'll stick with my suit, thank you very much."
Jean raised an eyebrow. “...pardon?”
Furina had expected this. “Surely you have heard of my departure from Fontaine, spoken by the Iudex Neuvillette himself.”
“That’s no proof,” Jean objected. “How could you just claim to be an Archon? I did hear of the announcement, but I can't imagine why an Archon would choose to head to Mondstadt on a whim."
“What do you need for me to prove it?” Furina asked impatiently. "Name it."
“...hmm." Jean thought quietly for a moment.
“The Fatui… they said something about the anemo archon’s gnosis. Do you have one too? An elemental chess piece they said could be used to resonate directly with Celestia?”
uuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Furina lifted her hand and there the gnosis was. “Is that enough?”
“There is… intense hydro energy inside that thing,” Jean muttered, backing up. “Do you know how to control that? You might flood all of Mondstadt!”
Furina stiffened at ‘flood’. “I assure you that as the hydro archon, I know perfectly well how to control hydro.”
Jean had stood up and was in the middle of a bow. “Might I ask why you have arrived here at Mondstadt, then?”
Furina waved Jean off. “No need for formalities. That bard I spoke of, Venti, he speaks the truth. He told us to meet him under Venessa’s tree– you know of her, no?”
Jean stood but remained standing. “...I do. The massive tree at Windrise. What is this for?”
“We need to use the concentrated anemo power of the tears– there are more, by the way– and the Holy Lyre der Himmel to summon Dva– Stormterror.”
“Though, of course,” Furina added casually. “I will be wiping your memory should you say no.”
I have no idea how to do that.
Jean stiffened. “I would have said yes either way. But… the lyre… it needs many people to sign many papers. How could we possibly obtain it?”
Furina cackled. “We steal it. And then, when Dval– Stormterror is purified, we’ll return it before anyone even realizes.”
Lumine and Paimon sat quietly in the corner, but now Paimon spoke up. “With the power of the Traveler and an Archon on our side, there’s nothing to worry about, Jean!”
Jean still looked uncomfortable with the idea of stealing but set her jaw in determination. “Anything for Mondstadt. When do we meet?”
Furina smiled. “Tomorrow morning.”
Paimon had whined and whined about having to float all the way to Windrise.
Furina scoffed. “How much energy does flying need?”
Paimon gasped indignantly. “You’d be surprised!”
“I can carry you,” Lumine offered, lifting her arms to carry Paimon.
“No worry,” Furina dismissed. “I’ll get us all there.”
Paimon opened her mouth, probably to object, but the three of them melted into orbs of water and started towards Windrise.
Back home in Fontaine, out in the wilderness, Furina often saw small portal jets.
At first she was apprehensive about transforming herself or her companions, but after realizing the true extent of her authority over Hydro she knew the only thing holding herself back was, well, herself.
After relentlessly questioning Focalors about her abilities as a god, Furina was in awe.
And with the possession of her Gnosis?
The Dendro Archon had been able to utilize the Gnosis alone for her Akasha. Compiling all the power of wisdom and dreams in the name of the Archon…
If she could do anything remotely close to that?
The prophecy wouldn’t even be an issue.
Notes:
Mikhail looked at the three bubbles flying out of the city.
“The hell is that?” he scoffed.
“You don’t think… maybe the hydro archon is here in Mondstadt?” Lyudmila looked around nervously.
Mikhail crossed his arms. “No way. A crappy out-there city like this? She’s probably in Sumeru or Liyue.”
He squinted... Is that smaller bubble screaming?
Chapter 4: the dragon of the e̠͈̰̳̜̍͂́a̻̥̰̥̹͎͉̭ͫͮ̏̿͝s̼̭̫ͣ̕ẗ̴͙̯̖̻̝͖̤́̓̒
Summary:
the ooc... continues...! RAHHHH!!!
but the longer chapter is here (?)
also when writing this i thought back to that part of me that ate dandelions when i was in kindergarten and trying to stay awake during nap time. if dandelion wine tastes like that hell yeah sign me up
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Venti was nowhere to be seen.
Furina looked around, having stashed her Gnosis away.
Paimon was hacking up water– where from, neither Lumine nor Furina knew, but Furina had to admit it was pretty funny watching Paimon wheeze, pat her (dry) clothing and raise her arms to the heavens, praising ‘any gods that may be up there, except Furina’ for becoming ‘Paimon again’.
Furina looked up, lifting her arm and making a brushing motion.
The condensation of morning dew on the leaves grew heavier and separated to each side, revealing that he wasn’t in the branches.
“A hundred Mora says he makes a dramatic entrance,” Lumine joked.
Furina snorted. “Probably. Something with his lyre, too.”
Paimon stopped her theatrics and flew up, making rustling noises as she searched the top too.
When she came back down, she just shook her head sadly. “Nothing here.”
“It’s fine,” Furina dismissed. “He’ll be here. Probably.”
“Are we banking on a ‘probably’, here?”
“Oh!” Paimon turned around. “Master Jean! Morning!”
“Good morning, Paimon,” she smiled. “Traveler,” she dipped her head. “Lady Furina.” she bowed.
“Why so formal?” Lumine and Furina both hurried to stop Jean. “It’s fine, really!”
“But you are an Archon, and I, a representative of Mondstadt,” Jean stood, looking a lot less tired than she did yesterday. “It’s only fitting.”
… article nine, section C does have something about respect to Archons of other nations.
We don’t talk about that.
“Pishposh, we’re out in the middle of nowhere. No one cares.”
Jean tilted her head. “The rule is put in place so the Archon doesn’t smite the repre– nevermind. Forget it. When does that bard you talked about get here?”
“He’s late. But he’ll probably be here.”
“...Lady Furina, your voice is way too confident for the words you’re saying.”
Furina mock gasped, but then looked around.
There was a rustle in a branch to her left.
All four of them looked up. Paimon started flying up when there was a noise of panic and something green fell out.
The wind caught him before he face planted into the grass, and he landed upright with his hat on and everything.
“What in the– are you alright?” Jean rushed forwards to help.
“Eheh… that was less than ideal, but no worries. I’m perfectly fine.” Venti plucked a leaf out of his hair. “I’m Venti, a bard. Have you got anything for me?”
“Hmm… the Knights of Favonius, still as competent as ever!” Venti inspected the red tears. “Even those without Visions are able to do the same work as those who do… maybe even more.”
“Due to their lack of elemental energy, the Knights were able to safely retrieve these. I was hoping the Traveler could purify these…?” Jean looked hopefully to Lumine.
Lumine nodded dutifully and stretched out her hand, taking the tears.
Furina wanted to try touching them, but abstained.
When the tears were purified, Venti clapped again. “Very good!”
He took the tears, ran his hands over them a few times, and tapped on them with his nails.
“Now… we just need the Lyre. With those two, we should be able to summon and cure Dvalin!”
“What?”
“I know even Master Jean gave you her permission, but Seneschal Pegg has yet to return. His signed letter of permission is important in this process.”
Venti looked to Furina for support. “I… come on, Furina, don’t you know something about this? Some, I don’t know, loophole?”
Furina shrugged. “Unfortunately, I am unfamiliar with the legal code of Mondstadt. However, something as simple as obtaining an object would be pretty watertight.”
Gotelinde, the sister who told Venti that he couldn’t get the Lyre, nodded. “I am told that it was the Hydro Archon herself who first wrote the codes of Mondstadt, back when the city was first built millennia ago.”
Lumine looked to Furina. “The Hydro Archon?”
“Yes, the current Archon’s predecessor,” Furina said pointedly. “She died five hundred years ago– her name was Egeria.”
Gotelinde looked disapproving at the use of the Archon’s name without a title. “Yes. But whatever the case, you can’t take the Lyre. You are welcome to submit an application to the seneschal and the Grand Master, but until then you can’t do anything.”
Jean sighed. “I told you to expect this. All that paperwork… Thank you anyways, Sister Gotelinde.”
The sister bowed and they left.
“Well then,” Furina grinned. “We know what we have to do tonight!”
Venti looked glumly up. “What?”
Furina cackled. “We break the law and steal the Lyre.”
“For a god of Justice, you sure are quite the kleptomaniac,” Jean observed. “I don’t think you should be so excited.”
Furina shrugged, uncaring. “Never mind that. Let’s just get the Lyre, save your city, and be on with it.”
Jean smiled, shaking her head. “Alright. It should be midnight now… we should start preparing.”
Paimon came over with Lumine. “Hi Furina! Hi Jean!”
“Hello, Paimon,” Jean patted her head.
“Hehe, it’s us! Are we ready to leave?”
Lumine checked her bag, pulling out some items. “I made a trip to the alchemy table. It’s strange that alchemy is practiced so openly here, but all the better.”
Jean tilted her head. “‘Here’?”
Lumine decided to pretend she didn’t hear that.
Furina looked over at the bottles Lumine was setting down. “What are these?”
“These two are smokescreens,” she pointed to two small spherical bottles. “Throw them on the ground, they shatter, smoke covers everything.”
Jean nodded approvingly. “For infiltration, those work wonders.”
Furina looked at Jean. “Does this mean that the Acting Grand Master knows how to infiltrate secured places?” she asked teasingly.
Jean went red and turned to the other side.
Lumine laughed and continued. “These three Paimon are holding are for lightness. The locals use them to glide longer, we can use them to be quieter when moving.”
Paimon obediently set them down next to the smokescreen. “If we’ve all had a good meal and some water, let’s set out. Jean, you should stay hidden; an Acting Grand Master shouldn’t be committing crimes.”
“Yeah Jean,” Furina elbowed the woman in question. “Wouldn’t want to commit any felonies, would we?”
Jean stepped to the left to avoid Furina’s second round of elbowing. “I sure am glad to know you’re the one upholding the values of Justice.”
Furina beamed.
Furina purchased matching black cloaks for the three of them. Paimon’s was slightly too large for her, but none of them found issue– it looked rather adorable.
Lumine pushed open the door to the underground basement, wincing when it creaked loudly.
Venti had agreed that he would meet them the next morning with all the necessary preparations to summon the dragon. Furina had sparred with Lumine again– though Lumine was obviously leaps and bounds ahead in experience, Furina had a certain talent for swordsmanship.
They were ready for this.
Paimon carried the smokescreens up, flying ahead– prepared to, at any given moment, drop the bottles of inky clouds on unsuspecting guards.
Furina tiptoed down the steps, trying her best to mask the click of her heels, and carefully opened the door just a sliver.
Lumine motioned for Furina to enter just as the guard rounded the corner.
Furina had pocketed some gravel for use as distraction, and she handed a few rocks over to Lumine.
The two inched over towards the (conveniently spotlit) Holy Lyre der Himmel.
“Hey!”
Furina looked around, expecting the worst.
Footsteps. Nearing closer, tapping away on the hardwood floor.
Lumine panicked, signalling to Paimon, who dropped the smokescreen accordingly. Furina lifted her hands and slashed them downwards, jets of water materializing and sending a chandelier crashing to the floor.
“What the–” a guard could be seen covering his head and lifting his flashlight, beaming it towards them.
Lumine quickly motioned Furina towards the Lyre.
Together they hurried towards it just as more guards started to investigate the smoke.
“Must’ve been that chandelier,” one of the guards was shaking his head. “I knew we should’ve switched to those new ones powered by Electro. Gas and candles are such a hassle.”
The curtain covering the lyre was lifted slightly and the two of them scurried through– holding it open for only a few seconds as Paimon discarded her cloak and flew full speed, joining them soon after.
The air was dangerously charged.
Furina summoned the Splendor of Tranquil Waters and held it at the ready.
Lumine, not knowing why but trusting her friend, followed suit. “What’s going on?” she whispered.
Furina pointed her sword at the Lyre. “We’re not alone. Stay on your guard.”
This was the first time Furina had fought– fought fought, not sparring against Lumine, not using Hydro to snuff out the Pyro slimes before cleaving through them. Not fighting some hapless hilichurls who had no defense ready.
Whoever was charging this air was strong .
Paimon ducked behind the two of them, making sure the curtain was still drawn shut.
Lumine lifted her sword, testing the Lyre.
Small zaps filled the air.
Lumine slashed to the right, and her sword vanished into fine golden glitter. She lifted her hand, to take the Lyre–
A shock sent her reeling, stepping backwards.
A purple-clad woman, bearing the seal of the Fatui, waved her lantern around with a smirk on her face. Cicins fluttered around her, spitting out balls of Electro.
She lifted her index finger to her mouth, reached for the Lyre–
Neither Furina nor Lumine were fast enough to stop her.
Her hand clasped around it, and she condensed herself into an orb of fine electricity.
Before leaving, the sheer audacity, she did a few loops around them.
Furina snapped out of the shock.
She clasped her hands together, yanking them harshly apart as her sword lay on the floor, forgotten.
As she yanked, a sphere of pure Hydro elemental energy condensed within them. The witch who controlled cicins paused before trying to beeline out of there, away from Furina.
Lumine tried stabbing the sphere of Electro, splitting it cleanly in half– but all it did was reform.
Furina raised her hands above her head and threw the ball of pure Hydro as hard as she could– the witch tried to dodge to the side but the attack followed her, and after a few blinks all that was left was a coughing woman on the ground, flinching from shocks of her own Electro.
The cicins had crowded around her fallen lamp, forgetting all orders from their master in favor of the contents inside.
The Lyre clattered out of her hand, falling to the ground. Paimon rushed forwards and snatched it up, flying out of reach when the cicin witch tried to grab it.
She reached for her lantern, probably to sic the cicins on them, but screamed when her own shocks ran through her body, leaving her unconscious on the ground.
…
“Well, that’s interesting.” Lumine plucked her half-damaged Fatui insignia off, inspecting it.
Furina raised an eyebrow. “Are you going to pocket a little bit of everything we see?”
Lumine grinned.
There was a stomping of boots and the curtain was ripped open.
The guards took in the Fatuus on the ground, the large puddle of water glowing all sorts of colors, and the crackling electricity that charged it.
Lumine dropped the insignia, shoved her sword back into her inventory, and in one clean motion snatched up Furina’s sword and hollered at Paimon to fly away.
Paimon dropped the last smokescreen and flew out, tinkling fairy noises leading Furina and Lumine through the smoke. Furina stubbed her toe on a bookshelf and cursed being alive, but nonetheless made it to a clearing.
Furina and Lumine both discarded their cloaks in favor of speed, and with the lightweight gliding potion quickly wearing off they sprinted for the exit.
The guards were screaming something about the ‘damned Fatui’ that stole the Holy Lyre– Furina was, of course, not itching to correct them.
Venti was waiting for them at the base of the Anemo Archon’s statue– his statue.
Jean and… that weird Knight that tried to coerce them into doing his dirty work were both talking to him.
And someone else… hmm…
Furina knew this guy. He was pretty famous, after all– he sold the fine wines she and Neuvillette sometimes enjoyed during fancy occasions or meetings with delegates from faraway lands.
Fire red hair… luxurious clothing…
Ohhh. This is Diluc Ragnvindr. He’s rich rich– on par with the Fatui and second only to Ningguang.
Best if I make a good impression– when the prophecy is averted, we might even be discussing trade…
Paimon was rubbing the dust off the Lyre when Venti noticed them.
“Ah! Furina, Traveler, Paimon! You’re back!”
Paimon beamed. “We got the Lyre! Hey Jean, hey Kaeya!”
The Ragnvindr child looked sullenly at them. “Who might these be?”
Jean coughed into her hand awkwardly. “Ah– right. This is Furina de– of Fontaine, and the Traveler that saved Mondstadt during one of Stormterror’s attacks.”
“Ah.” He nodded. “Well. I see you have business– I will contact you again when I have enough of a lead to continue.”
Jean nodded and he left.
“What’s up with him?” Paimon demanded.
“He doesn’t like Kaeya much.” Furina observed. “Some bad blood?”
Kaeya’s smile grew cold. “Then you have much to observe, Miss Furina. Merely a squabble.”
“Sure thing,” Furina snorted. “Tell me that again when you believe it too.”
Jean tried again. “Alright, Kaeya, let’s just have you leave for now– you’re dismissed for today.”
“Paid leave?” Kaeya smirked. “Don’t mind if I do.”
He turned and left, blue locks of hair falling to one side– revealing his eye, the one not under an eyepatch.
Those star pupils again...
… Focalors? Mirror-me?
Focalors was suddenly even quieter than before, the warm presence retreating a little.
Sensitive topic? …okay.
“Anyways!” Venti took the Lyre from Paimon. “We have… enough tears of pure Anemo to regain the Lyre’s power.”
Paimon nodded thoughtfully. “It is looking a little dull.”
Lumine took out the tears. “What do I do with these?”
Venti pointed to the Lyre. “See the strings? Those are the only things that really need the Anemo energy. The 'crystal’ part of the tear is just a hardened shell– simply control the Anemo inside and direct each of them into the strings.”
Paimon frowned. “But Venti, if you’re the Anemo Arc–”
Jean gasped and took a step back.
Venti glared heaven’s fury at Paimon.
Furina looked sheepishly at Jean.
Lumine twiddled her thumbs and made the teardrops orbit around the Lyre.
“There are two archons right in front of me?” she demanded. “I- what–”
“Well!” Venti put his hands on his hips. “Not an ideal entrance, but it doesn’t matter. Even if I am one of the Seven, I’ve been asleep so long that I might as well be a normal Vision holder now.”
Jean put her hand over her chest and started hyperventilating.
That’s suspicious. I know I’m stronger than a normal Vision holder and I’ve been a god for barely four months.
Venti gestured to Lumine. “At this point in time, until I’ve had more time to recuperate, she’s your best bet.”
Lumine nodded and tried her best to calm Jean down.
“You never thought to tell me two out of the Seven Archons are here?” Jean asked. “Well– er– sorry, for my lack of manners…”
Venti and Furina both laughed, then each glared at the other for daring to do the same thing they did. “It’s fine,” Venti gestured to Lumine. “We both have the same goal here– saving Mondstadt.”
Jean nodded and slowly started recovering.
Lumine closed her eyes and the teardrops started melting into the Lyre– each string, once dull and brown and brittle as sticks turned into vibrant turquoise shades, glowing as brightly as a Vision.
Jean looked up, lifting her hand to shield her eyes from the light. “This… this youthful glow…”
Paimon looked at her, unimpressed. “Praising yourself at a time like this?”
Jean stood up and shook her head. “I was talking about the Lyre.”
Paimon blushed furiously and turned away. “Oh.”
How had Paimon survived till now? Furina often questioned herself. She reminds me of those protagonists in light novels. The ones that have no experience, be it martial or in the court, but manage to prevail anyways.
Like… the court case.
How can I keep forgetting about that…?
I should be more bitter. Is three months all it takes for a grudge that nearly killed all of Fontaine to settle?
Venti shook his head again. “Nevermind that. We should have everything we need to summon Dv– Stormterror. I thi–”
“Master Jean!”
The guards ran out. Furina and Lumine quickly hid Paimon and tried to make themselves smaller.
“Master Jean,” the guard panted, trying to catch his breath. “Have you seen three thieves dressed in black cloaks? The Fatui–” he started violently coughing. “ –my apologies. The Fatui appear to have stolen the Holy Lyre der Himmel… we managed to capture one of them.”
Jean glanced over at Furina and Lumine.
Paimon was being stuffed into Furina’s jacket, bundled up away from the view of the guard.
“Oh…! Of course. Uh… I… just leave the Fatuus in the Headquarters… and search for Lisa, the librarian. She’ll help you.”
The guard looked to Furina and Lumine, his eyes lingering momentarily on the struggling bundle that went still after Furina hissed something at it.
“I see. Thank you, Master Jean?”
His voice tilted up at the end like he was asking a question.
“Yes, haha… please check to see if they left any more evidence behind.” Jean’s voice trailed off awkwardly. “Thank you.”
He saluted and sprinted back into the cathedral.
“If he finds out it was us, do you think the church will kick us out? I mean, we are staying at their hotel.” Paimon went purple at the thought of all that mora going down the drain.
Furina shrugged. “In Fontaine, stealing something is grounds for being banned from the place you stole from. Probably.”
Paimon looked outraged.
Venti laughed again. “Alright then. So, as I was saying… Dv– Stormterror is only the way he is because of the corruption.”
Jean nodded thoughtfully. “The Traveler told me something about this. When she was battling the dragon, she had seen a large purple spike that was oozing filth and poison.”
Lumine nodded along. “Yes. When I struck it, Stormterror didn’t respond the same way as when I hit his wings. He seemed both parts relieved and angered further.”
Venti started drawing in the air with his pointer finger. “If this is Dval– Stormterror, and that’s the spike–” he circled an area, leaving a trail of glowing Anemo energy as his finger moved– “then Dvalin is, as I thought, poisoned by Abyssal energy.”
Furina prodded the caricature and it exploded into a breeze. “So… we purify it. Like how Lumine purified the tears?”
Venti nodded proudly. “In theory, yes. Tell us how you purified the tears, Lumine.”
Lumine thought for a moment. “By bombarding it with pure Anemo energy. The tears were highly corrosive to elemental energy, but when you force enough of an elemental energy it’s compatible with into it, it’ll eliminate the corrosion.”
Jean thought thoughtfully for a thoughtful second. “I see… so with enough Anemo energy, we can purify Stormterror? He’ll go back to being Dvalin, one of the Four Winds?”
Furina frowned. “But why not just have you three blast him with Anemo? All of you wield Anemo, all of you should be strong enough to purify the corrosion.”
Venti shook his head. “This corrosion is different. Many years ago, he was poisoned in a battle with another dragon– while the tears are corrupted by Abyssal energy, Dvalin is poisoned by a mixture of Abyssal energy… and the poison of the battle so long ago.”
“Oh, Paimon thinks she gets it!” Paimon clapped her hands. “The Holy Lyre is special in that it can harness the Anemo inside instead of just shooting it at Dvalin and hoping for the best.”
“Right you are, Paimon!” Venti said. “Once we summon Dvalin with the Holy Lyre, we can use all the condensed energy inside to shatter the crystal, let all the filth flow out and he’ll be cured.”
“‘Let all the filth flow out’?” Furina echoed. “Don’t tell me…”
“Ehe.” Venti backed away sheepishly.
“What do you mean, ehe?” Paimon gasped, outraged. “It’ll be Furina and Lumine that has to cleanse the filth! Grrr…”
“Hey, I’ll help!” Venti protested. “Mondstadt is still my responsibility as one of the Seven.”
“That doesn’t matter! Paimon thinks you deserve an ugly nickname!”
“Heyyy!” he whined.
“From now on… you shall be known…! As! Tone-Deaf Bard!”
“I’ll have you know I’m perfect pitch– ack! Stop hitting me! Heavens, you’re almost as bad as that old lizard!”
Jean was quiet for a while.
“But… the guard… he mentioned something about the Fatui.”
Furina froze.
“Did you guys… eliminate a Fatuus while you were stealing the Lyre?”
Lumine and Furina shared a glance.
“Well… she’s just unconscious…” Paimon twiddled her thumbs. “But yes. Furina knocked out a Fatuus.”
Jean shook her head and turned to Venti. “Barbat– Venti, I think I know why the Fatui are trying to steal the Lyre.”
Venti tilted his head.
“The people of Snezhnaya have long coveted your power– the power of Anemo,” she explained. “A diplomat I talked to earlier… she wanted to eliminate Dvalin.”
“You don’t mean… they want to kill him?” Venti shook his head. “No, the Cryo Archon I kn–”
“It’s been a long time, Venti,” Furina warned. “The Tsaritsa… in Fontaine, she’s caused much trouble over these centuries. Her diplomats are a bit too good at pressuring their adversaries.”
The Knave… straight up attacked me.
I’ll have to settle that score.
“The only way to affect the power of Anemo other than killing one of the four winds is to steal a symbol of the Archon’s power. ” Jean motioned to the Lyre, still twinkling cheerfully. “If the Fatui get their hands on this– well, let’s just say it wouldn’t be pretty.”
Furina shook her head. “The Fatui are strong but the Archons are stronger. Her harbingers might have strength comparable to gods, but Archons are no ordinary gods.”
Jean laughed humorlessly. “But the Tsaritsa is an Archon too, no? And to keep the Fatui in check… she must be a strong god indeed.”
“She hasn’t shown her face out of Snezhnaya in a long time.” Furina crossed her arms. “And she’s not the original Cryo Archon either– I have faith in the powers of my fellow Archons.”
She looked at Venti.
“No matter how incapable they present themselves to be.”
“Are we sure there’s no better place to do this?” Furina yelled.
“The winds are strongest here!” Paimon screamed. “We’ve gone over this!”
“If you get blown away you’re flying back to Mondstadt yourself!” Furina screeched.
Venti closed his eyes and a dome expanded outward, shielding the five of them from the winds.
Jean breathed a sigh of relief. “Thank you. I thought I was going to be blown away there.”
She looked around, sheathing her sword (in an actual scabbard!). “Mondstadt really has been going through so much lately. No matter what, things seem to finally be changing.”
Lumine was pulling her sword out of the ground, where she had stuck it as an anchor. “...That’s crazy. The winds here are so strong.”
Venti winked. “Well of course~ These winds are here to protect Mondstadt. In case of invasion, even if I’m asleep… let’s just say it won’t be pretty.”
…
There is no way in hell this guy is as incapable as he said he is.
Focalors made a silent nudge of agreement.
A memory…
“You what??”
“Calm down, Morax! You made a whole island from just your rock spears!”
“But I made those from pinning down the remnants of gods in the Archon war.”
Barbatos’ wings drooped as he looked to Makoto for support. “Come on…”
Focalors was enjoying some tea cakes. “Did you make these yourself, Ei?”
“Heavens, no. I.. uhm… am less than well-versed in the culinary arts.”
She laughed. “Such eloquent speech. Nevermind, then.”
She lifted the teacup to her lips when the earth started shaking.
She spat out the tea promptly. Ei laughed, but looked over at the source of the commotion.
“NO ONE OWNS THAT ARCHIPELA- AGH!”
A small white dot leaving a trail of turquoise feathers sped off into the distance. “In my defense, the mountains look better with the tips shaved off…”
The voice trailed off towards the end as the dot flew further away, back towards Mondstadt.
Furina squinted towards the distance.
Sure enough, if she reached out with her senses in water, there were a series of islands forming an archipelago…
…were those explosions?
Jean nodded appreciatively. “After Ursa the Drake was quelled, many storm spirit corpses were found. Perhaps those Eyes of the Storm were felled by those winds?”
Venti gave her the thumbs up.
“Let’s start with the Lyre ritual, then? If we’re all ready?” Paimon flew to the border of the dome and touched it, where she got blown backwards.
“Right… okay. Let’s see…” Venti took out the Lyre and examined it. “Hmm. Okay.”
He turned to them all. “Whatever happens, please be prepared for a fight.”
He strummed the Lyre a few times, plucking out a melody. He hummed something that went along with it, and the dome surrounding them dissipated.
Furina felt instant regret when she started being bombarded with winds again. She removed her hat, just so it wouldn’t fly away, and stashed it into her coat.
The winds calmed for a brief moment.
Venti looked hopefully at the skies.
The earth started shaking.
…
“Lumine– LUMINE! GET BACK!”
Furina pushed Lumine out of the way just as a tail whipped up and Jean went flying.
Venti, not missing a beat, swooshed his arm to the side and Jean was surrounded in another sphere, landing safely on the other end of the cliff.
“Bar..ba..tos…!”
Wow! Astute observation, Dvalin!
“You have come… but what has been done cannot be undone.”
Damn! Never would have noticed!
Furina was in too shit a mood to be cool with that.
Getting almost blown away and relentlessly battered by winds does that to someone.
Venti opened and closed his mouth, probably saying something, as Jean made her way back to the ledge Lumine, Paimon and Furina were sheltering under.
“They’re communicating?” she questioned.
“Unless Venti is opening and closing his mouth like a fish out of water he better be talking,” Furina hissed, grabbing Paimon’s cape right before she got blown out of reach.
Venti opened his mouth to talk again, but another gust of wind almost blew him off his feet.
A small ball… of Cryo?
Is this the Tsaritsa coming to screw them over?
No, this Cryo has the same taint…
The same taint as the spike on the dragons back, pulsating a violent purple. As purple as the remnants of the idiots who tried to go to the Chasm for a Steambird article… as purple as the filth from Tunigi Hollow.
Tunigi Hollow? What happened there? Furina only knew of it as a region of the desert…
When this is all over, Venti better answer my questions.
The small sphere of Cryo energy shifted between translucent and transparent.
A small thing with a mask, tainted with filth– basking in it– held a scepter, whispering things into Dvalin’s ear.
Furina, forgetting all winds, stepped forward, as sure as the Oratrice.
Venti was blown backwards, sleet spraying over them. Furina lifted a hand and all of it dropped, harmless water dampening the grass (that hadn’t been ripped out by the violent storm).
Dvalin roared again. “This was your plan? Have the cowards hiding under the ledge slay me?”
Venti shook his head, grasping his hat. Furina summoned her sword, prepared for any confrontation.
“And you!”
The full fury of the tainted dragon turned to Furina.
“You dare stand by him? What’s stopping him from murdering you in cold blood too?”
Waves of memories poured onto her, of Dvalin smushing Anemo slimes under his claw, and them laughing as the bigger ones split into two smaller ones.
The stupid Abyssal crystal pulsated a few times and Dvalin’s eyes clouded over.
“Do not be fooled by these so-called Archons, dear dragon,” the Abyss Mage spoke, its voice even higher than Paimon’s. “They left you to rot alone in those ruins… now they attempt to deceive you, once more!”
This was not going to end peacefully.
Furina readied the Splendor of Tranquil Waters.
Dvalin roared again, pure anger clouding his judgment.
“Now comes the time for the dragon to serve it’s true master,” the Mage cackled. “While you fools bewail your pathetic selves and watch as your beloved world trembles in fe…ar…?”
Lumine’s head was poking out from behind the ledge.
Cool blonde hair being whipped violently by the storm, a stiff luminescent flower in her hair.
The Abyss Mage looked to the dragon, then back to Lumine.
Dvalin roared on cue, again, and the two vanished. Dvalin flew up into the skies, where the clouds masked his presence, and the winds calmed to just a storm, and not a hurricane.
Furina closed one eye, looked up to Dvalin with a finger gun, and a jet of water latched itself onto Dvalin’s left wing.
The five of them sat in the luxurious suite Furina had gotten them for the month.
“I… I’m sorry.”
Venti looked slightly depressed.
“Don’t be,” Paimon reassured him. “You tried your best, Tone-Deaf Bard.”
Venti picked at his food. “That doesn’t make me feel any better.”
“It should! Furina can track that water– we’ll be able to find Dvalin faster this time.”
Venti rolled over on his chair to stare at the wall.
Jean looked pretty happy about it. “We’ve made some progress and the Fatui will be evaded for now. We know the location of Dvalin, we know the cause of his rampage… everything will work out.”
Venti rolled over again. “Thanks, Lumine.”
Lumine brought over a bottle of dandelion wine and a cooked honey chicken. “No problem. This one’s been aged… a decade, I think? It wasn’t cheap.”
“Hey!” Venti perked up immediately. “That’s incredib– wait, who’s footing the bill here?”
Furina rolled her eyes. “The Palais Mermonia and the Indemnitium sold to neighboring countries.”
Venti nodded approvingly. “I should set something like that up myself!”
“Good to see you’re feeling better, though.” Furina set her own goblet down.
“Oh!” Venti nodded to the window. “Furina, you have a delivery.”
Furina’s heartbeat shuttered to a stop.
Lady Furina,
Recently, the Oratrice has been giving more curt and straightforward answers. The Indemnitium produced also increased by quite a bit– does this perhaps have something to do with your leave?
It doesn’t matter too much. Anyways, you asked about the Archons.
As the Hydro Dragon, I have bias against all of them, and the usurpers of the original order. However, seeing how none but the Heavenly Principles has enough power to shatter a divine throne, judgment will have to wait.
The six other than you are all unknown to me. I know them only by their elemental signature and their deeds in the past– with some unknown to me altogether, like the Lord of Verdure.
I’ve conducted a study on a Masterless Vision and the Vision owned by Clorinde, and it appears that all the power inside is based on ambition. The power boost you felt when that allogene tragically passed perhaps is the result of that festering ambition being passed to you?
I do apologize. I am unfamiliar with the workings of the Heavens. Perhaps you would have better luck asking one of the other Archons?
Nevertheless, it is good to see you are well. I have not previously known you to be so open with your authority over Hydro– did that moment where you struck your head at the Fortress of Meropide come with a revelation?
When your journey through the nations is over, it will be nice to have you back in Fontaine. A group of protesters headed by the Spina di Rosula’s leader, Callas. He does seem to have some connections to shady folk… regarding a new sort of energy drink that resembles wine and the smoke of the Naku Weed… except a thousand times more potent.
I have opened a bank account with the Northland Bank for your usage. A checkbook is enclosed– should you somehow need more than a thousand payments exceeding ten-thousand mora, you know where to find me.
Stay safe on your travels.
Neuvillette
(The seal of the Palais Mermonia sealed the envelope.)
Notes:
Lyudmila sighed, taking another sip of her wine.
“Why so glum?” Mikhail scoffed. “It’s not like this is a big setback. The Lady Signora is here in Mondstadt!”
Lyudmila worried at her discarded mask. “But the Holy Lyre… and Agafia Snezhevna was captured.”
“Agafia will be fine,” Mikhail dismissed. “I heard the Lady Signora is debating with the Acting Grand Master for her release. Though… depending on how much information she divulged, she may not live much longer.”
Lyudmila flinched. “That’s scary… she would eliminate her personally?”
“Mhm!” Mikhail set his goblet down proudly. “The Lady Signora is very hands-on. I’m sure Mondstadt’s wind walls will fall before the next full moon! And with all of the Harbingers deployed… the Hydro Archon can’t hide much longer either.”
Chapter 5: ye olde city of mond
Summary:
i feel like the ooc gets worse and worse every chapter bruh
paimon shuts up a lot more (would never happen in game)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Woohoo!” Paimon cheered. “Sticky Honey Roast!”
Furina smiled as Paimon admired her food. “Good Hunter really is one of the best restaurants I’ve ever tasted.”
Sara blushed profusely. “Thank you so much!”
Lumine nodded along. “Jean said Good Hunter had weeks of reservation time.”
Furina slid a couple of mora over. “Thank you again. We’ll be going now~!”
“You seem to be in a better mood than usual,” Lumine observed. “Did something happen?”
Furina watched Paimon pack up the roast to take back to the hotel. “Mhm. The letter gave me a lot of context.”
“I thought you were an all knowing god?” Lumine teased.
Furina chuckled weakly, a stab of panic flashing through her. “Gods are more human than you think. Like Venti and I– we both have human bodies, human thoughts…”
“Oh.” Lumine picked up the takeout box. “That’s understandable. When I first fell to this world… the god who stopped me was really vague.”
“I’ve learned that vague, easily-misinterpreted prophecies are one of the best ways to masquerade as a god,” Furina shrugged. “If it’s easily interpretable as something else, it’ll always come true. Besides, as a god, people often make your prophecies self-fulfilling. The Steambird stocks will rise by 3%? The people flock to buy.”
Lumine gave her a weird look. “How would you know how to masquerade as a god?”
Fuck.
“I mean I’ve done that sometimes,” Furina lied. “The heavens don't just drop prophecies at will, like most people think.” She winked at Lumine. “In case you want to be a deity one day.”
Lumine relaxed. “Oh, yeah. That’s understandable… maybe the gods of this world really are more human than I thought.”
“I- I mean,” Furina rushed to correct her. “I know some gods are more godly… like the Geo Archon, Morax. He’s the oldest one. And… the second would be Venti, I guess? I don’t know much about the Electro Archon nowadays.”
“Venti?” Paimon flew away from the roast. “Tone-Deaf Bard?”
“Hard to believe he’s a god at all sometimes,” Furina smirked. “But, whatever the case… he is still one of the two Original Seven– the others all died off… like my predecessor.”
Paimon nodded sadly. “I’ve heard stories of that. Rumors that when the next calamity strikes, the Original Seven will all be lost to history.”
“You could be a messenger of the Heavenly Principles, with those predictions,” Furina scoffed. “The Seven are the Seven for a reason. Especially Rex Lapis and the Narukami Ogosho– er, the Electro Archon. Have fun trying to fight those two.”
Lumine’s face had hardened at ‘the Heavenly Principles’. “But I thought you said you didn’t know much about the Electro Archon? And what does the Heavenly Principles have anything to do with this?”
“Hey, hey,” Furina tried. “Just because I became the Hydro Archon five hundred years ago doesn’t mean I was born five hundred years ago. When I was just Focalors, Oceanid familiar to the Hydro Archon Egeria, the current Electro Archon and I talked often.”
Oceanid familiar? Since when did I know that…?
“You’re avoiding my question, Furina.” Lumine shifted the takeout bag to her left hand. “What does the Heavenly Principles have to do with any of this?”
How do I not associate myself with the entity that kidnapped her brother…?
“The… Heavenly Principles!” Furina looked to the right, frantically searching her mind for an answer that wouldn’t cause Lumine to start dueling her. “The Heavenly Principles… govern the heavens. The Gnoses the Archons have allow us to directly tap power from Celestia, the realm of the heavens.”
Aw, fuck. That made it worse.
“The… Archons?” Lumine’s entire demeanor shifted. “But you’re an Archon.”
Paimon, who had been flying ahead, came back panicked. “No need to fight guys! Guys? Furina? Lumine??”
“I am!” Furina shook her head. “But I don’t like the Heavenly Principles either?”
“Oh?” Lumine’s eyes darkened. “But for so much free power, why would you?”
Furina envisioned a Focalors plucking flower petals. I’ll tell her, I’ll tell her not.
“The.. prophecy!” Furina blurted. “The prophecy of Fontaine, the one that I came to Mondstadt looking for a solution to! It was issued by the Heavenly Principles…”
Lumine instantly backed off. “The prophecy that said Fontaine would drown and everyone would be washed away?”
“Yes,” Furina shook her head frantically, forcing herself to make eye contact with Lumine. “But as an Archon I still have to pretend. Think of it as… uh… double agenting the heavens! Yes, that’s it!”
Furina felt the divine presence inside her facepalm– but it also felt approving.
Lumine’s eyes widened, all animosity to Furina forgotten. “But the other Archons. They’re all still soldiers of the Heavens, aren’t they?” Lumine scoffed. “I can’t trust them as long as they are.”
“But just because the governing entity is bad, are all the gods bad?” Paimon drifted around. “The gods of Celestia saved this world and made it habitable for humans.”
Lumine opened her mouth, probably to ask more questions, but Furina was too lost in thought to care.
Though I trust the Heavenly Principles wouldn’t obliterate this world… Paimon is unconsciously right.
What did the Heavenly Principles do for this world? Neuvillette… the usurpers he talked about… what if they aren’t the Archons?
Focalors? Focalors??
Mirror me?
Quiet.
What are you thinking…? What do you have to gain by deliberately hiding things from me…?
Do you remember the trial?
A quiet hum of assent.
…I see. Then you must remember how I lost my mind.
A quiet hum of assent.
And how I became a god.
…
A quieter hum of assent, and a vision of the past. Or perhaps it was the future?
Like a Vision.
Magical ‘organs’.
An Eye of the Gods, and a Heart of the Gods.
Haha. Fate is a cruel mistress. For one destined to be an Archon, even the decisions of a god can be overpowered by sheer human will.
I see why you admired humans. But I have seen humans in their purest, foulest forms. You may have spoken the verdict, but I was the one who witnessed.
“But the gods are the fated protectors of this world,” Paimon objected, clearly in the middle of a debate.
“The gods , Paimon,” Lumine rubbed her temples. “Not the Heavenly Principles.”
“The unknown god?” Furina asked quietly.
“The unknown god.” Lumine pulled open the front gate of the hotel. “She introduced herself as the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles, remember? I refuse to have her take anything else away from me.”
“Lumine, you really are a good cook!” Venti complimented. “Hehe… thank you for the stir fry~!”
Furina and Diluc shared matching looks of pain.
“Awww, don’t be like that!” Venti complained. “This is amazing news! With Furina’s tracker water and Diluc’s informant, we’ll be able to set off for Dvalin tomorrow!”
Lumine was decidedly less happy than usual to see Venti, but the promise of her brother was too sweet to pass up. “No worries. I’m sure we’ll all be able to rescue him tomorrow– there’s nowhere else to run.”
Jean nodded. “Right. I’ve placed the Knights on duty– every single one of us is prepared for retaliation, and we have squads planted all throughout Mondstadt. A Vision holder leads each one– we’ve covered all the ground in Mondstadt.”
Paimon clapped. “Furina did some thinking yesterday! She said Dvalin doesn’t like the cold, so he won’t go north– and she sent a letter to Rex Lapis, the Geo Archon, in case he tries to fly there.”
“No matter,” Furina closed her eyes. “The droplets I scattered on him are still moving around at the ruins near here.”
“The informant was decidedly less than happy, but there’s no room for them to spill the beans now.” Diluc smoothed out his jacket. “Every day from 10am to 5pm, there’s no one watching the dragon. We have seven hours to act before the Abyss Order starts getting involved.”
Lumine nodded mutely.
Paimon clapped again. “Alllllrighty then! If we’re all prepared, let’s get some sleep– we have to be well rested tomorrow in case of a fight.”
Diluc and Jean slowly filed out of the suite. Venti stretched, finished his stir fry, and made to follow, but Lumine held out an arm.
“One second, Venti.”
Venti turned around, his eyes darting over to Furina.
Mirror me, pleeeaaase send help.
Focalors laughed a bit.
“Woah!” Venti pointed at Furina. “Your eye! It flashed!”
Paimon turned around. “Oh. Yeah, it does that sometimes when Furina’s deep in thought. Can’t hear a thing around her!”
If looks could kill, Lumine would have had Venti pinned to the wall in a volley of arrows.
“Venti,” Lumine began. “What do you know about Celestia?”
Venti looked to Furina for support.
Focalors laughed again.
“Woah! It flashed again!”
“Stop changing the subject.”
When you talk with me, does my eye flash?
A shrug, but then a moment and a nod.
“What do you know about Celestia?”
“Celestia…” Venti hummed. “The water there is foul and the fruits are tasteless. I haven’t been there in a while… but it’s so high up it’d take even me effort to get there.”
“And the Heavenly Principles?”
Venti’s eyes darted to the door. “The Heavenly Principles… they govern Celestia, and by extension, the world. I know not to anger them.”
“I…” Lumine looked towards Furina. “But you’re one of the Original Seven. Surely you have an opinion on the entity that granted you so much more power?”
“Power?” Venti chuckled. “No, no. The Gnosis is as much a curse as it is a blessing. The power comes with unwanted side effects– I haven’t used my Gnosis in well over a millennia.”
Furina felt cold chills. Side effects?
“I wouldn’t want to be tracked, after all,” Venti shrugged. “The rules of the heavens are rigid and often not in the best interests of humanity. I haven’t heard from the Heavenly Principles in over five hundred years.”
“The Cataclysm.” Furina realized. “Egeria…”
Venti looked pained. “Four of the Seven left during those dark days. Perhaps even five… the Tsaritsa has not been the same ever since.”
“Let’s not dwell on this,” Furina sighed as Venti turned into a wisp of wind and flew out of the window. “I’m sorry… but I don’t believe we have the power to do anything right now.”
“But you’re a god! An Archon!” Lumine stabbed her sword into a pillow and flung it outside. “If you can’t manipulate this world… aarrgghh.”
“We still have to practise,” Furina insisted. “We have a common enemy. I despise the Heavenly Principles for dooming my people. You despise the Heavenly Principles for taking your brother. But we can’t do anything unless we have enough power.”
Paimon looked nervously between the two.
“I say you finish your journey,” Furina swept her hand across the table, knocking the plates off. The plates turned into mist as they fell and reformed at the sink, washing themselves and stacking themselves in the cabinet. “As you originally said. I’m certain your brother is alive.”
Lumine whipped around. “What grounds do you have to say that?”
“Because the Heavenly Principles, like it or not, are the ones pushing us around on a chessboard,” Furina said simply. “If I were them… and I saw someone with enough strength to attempt to take on the ‘Sustainer’, I would never just kill them off if I could find a way to use them.”
Lumine relaxed slightly, her weapon vanishing into sparkles as she slumped onto the sofa. “I guess. That explains why she sealed off my powers… but…”
She sighed, rolled around, and threw a pillow off the couch. “I’m sorry. Furina, you’re right. If I just had enough power…”
I can never use the Gnosis without proper reason again.
I have enough power as the Hydro Archon. I have to find a way to gain the strength of my peers through my power, and my power alone.
“Just get some sleep, you two,” Furina pat Paimon’s head. “We have a big day ahead of us. Lumine, give me your sword, I’ll sharpen it for you.”
Lumine mumbled something and tossed the dull blade over.
Furina deftly caught it with her left hand and twirled it around twice before it turned into mist, dampening Furina’s glove.
“Paimon’s exhausted…” Paimon slumped onto the sofa beside Lumine.
“We have beds, you know,” Furina said, amused.
Lumine mumbled something into the pillow.
Furina sighed, lifted her hand and both of them turned into small water bubbles.
They followed her into the second bedroom, where she dropped the Hydro carrying both of them and they flopped onto their bed.
She quietly pulled the blanket up, tucked both of them in, and swept her left arm towards all the candles, where they were snuffed out.
“Good night, Lumine, Paimon.”
Venti sent all of them this time.
Diluc met up with them in front of the Cathedral, and Jean was tapping her foot nervously under the statue.
Venti nodded, did a headcount, and sent them all off in spheres of wind.
Paimon was throwing up over the edge. “Bleegggggh!”
“Come on Paimon, you did this to me too,” Furina pat her on the back. “Is it motion sickness?”
“Probably,” Paimon coughed.
Jean walked forwards and lifted an arm to touch the translucent turquoise barrier. “There’s a barrier here. My affinity with Anemo is doubtlessly a fraction of yours–” everyone turned to look at Venti– “but the energy here is so strong and it goes all around the old city.”
“Right you are,” Venti nodded. “But that’s what I’m here for.”
He put his palm to the barrier, which tried to push him away, but he held firm. “Alright then…”
And the barrier opened up where his palm was, expanding further outwards until the entire outer barrier was dismantled.
Diluc nodded appreciatively. “Good to see you’re good for something.”
“Hey!” Venti protested.
Lumine and Paimon squinted upwards. “I think I can see a shadow moving. Is that Dvalin?” Lumine asked.
Furina felt the strong concentrations of Abyssal energy. “I believe so. The tracker says he’s right there. The Abyssal poisoning is strong here also.”
“Venti?” Jean asked.
Venti closed his eyes. He breathed in, then out.
His braids started glowing.
“Is that an Archon thing?” Lumine asked. “Furina, when you use Hydro, yours does that too.”
Furina reached behind her and pulled up one of her jellyfish tails. She tried making the water in the weeds move, and the tips of her hair started glowing too.
“Oh.” Furina let go. “That’s why it changed. Hm.”
Paimon gave her a questioning look but dropped it.
“There are concerning amounts of hilichurls gathered around here,” Venti announced.
His hairdo had returned to normal.
“Abyssal energy… the Abyss Mages must have told the hilichurls to guard Dvalin,” Jean realized. “That’s why they’re so confident with returning back to the Abyss during the day.”
Dvalin roared up ahead and flapped around.
Furina winced as the dark energy exploded out. Her vision blurred for a second before returning to normal.
“Well. We just have to keep going up, right?” Paimon pressed her hand to another barrier, which flung her backwards.
“Right. Be careful, there are still some barriers.” Venti moved forwards.
Lumine summoned her weapon and followed him.
Furina, who already had her sword in her hand, followed.
Diluc and Jean brought up the rear in case of an ambush.
“I see some hilichurl archers over there,” Paimon pointed. “Stay on your guard, everyone!”
The hilichurls, thankfully, did not fire at them.
As they neared the top, the wind grew more and more intense, until it felt like they were pushing through a barrier every step of the way. Venti conjured another dome of Anemo to protect them.
“Ugh…” Venti rubbed his temples. “The Anemo energy here is so corrupted…”
“This is Old Mondstadt,” Jean said. “The old city… the one my ancestors helped to overthrow.”
Venti looked pained. “Right. Back then there wasn’t even a title of Anemo Archon… but the one who ruled over this place with an iron fist was called Decarabian.”
Furina waited for him to continue, but he didn’t.
“Ya!”
Furina whipped around. “DUCK!”
A volley of flaming torches were launched over their heads. Venti looked up and raised his arm– the dome of Anemo intensified, snuffing out the fire– they dropped to the stone floor as harmless charcoal.
“Hilichurls!” Jean shook her head. “I thought they hated the elemental energy and chose to stay outside!”
“The Abyss Mages must have commanded them in here,” Diluc reasoned, summoning his greatsword. “We have to eliminate them.”
Furina closed her eyes and concentrated.
A bubble of water grew around the heads of the hilichurls on the ledge above them.
Jean and Diluc both halted in their climbing.
“What…?” Jean jumped down.
The hilichurls, sensing danger, started running around and trying everything to get rid of the bubbles. Muffled screaming and bubbles filled the water as the hilichurls, forgetting everything, tried their best to escape.
…
They, as one, dropped to the ground, turning into puddles of water, slowly splashing down to the grass below.
Jean looked uneasily to Furina. “That’s… terrifying.”
Furina was feeling nauseous herself.
Did… did I just do that? That’s so much worse than a clean strike to the head…
Diluc looked on emotionlessly. “It doesn’t matter. We all kill the hilichurls– this is just a different way of doing it.”
Venti shook his head. “Whatever the case… the energy here is not my Anemo. Lingering traces of the cage that kept the people of Old Mondstadt in mixed with the Abyssal energy outside of the jurisdiction of the gods makes it impossible for me to control this.”
Jean looked towards Dvalin. “Is there any way we can… I don't know… fly there?”
“The barrier turns into a dome up there,” Venti pointed. “There’s no way in that way.”
Furina poked the barrier with her sword. “There’s got to be something we can do… right?”
Venti closed his eyes and his braids flew up, glowing with Anemo energy.
“There is something we can do,” he said, relieved.
His eyes opened again and faded to their normal color.
“There’s a wind current leading up. A hole, I think– what Dvalin uses to get in and out of here.”
Paimon cheered. “Not all is lost! Let’s make a detour, then! Heading up!”
“Let’s make a detour, then! Heading up!” Venti mocked.
The wind current alone wasn’t enough to blow them into the sky, but with a little nudge of energy from Venti all of them were launched.
Gentle winds carried them to the top, where a ring of stones could be seen in the sky.
Venti squinted up. “Dvalin is up there. He’s in pain… we have to find a way up there, fast.”
Furina closed her eyes. “The Abyssal energy. It’s so strong here… if Dvalin was absorbing in this much, it’s a miracle he hasn’t lost his mind.”
“He is still one of the Four Winds,” Venti smiled sadly. “Alright then… how to get up…”
“What if you make a wind current?” Paimon suggested. “You can do that, right?”
Venti nodded. “Right. I’ll try.”
He closed his eyes and a wind current blew up, launching them up slightly, but the wind turned purple and faded.
Venti coughed, spitting out purple goop. Furina rushed over and whacked his back.
“That’s…” he heaved. “Not a good idea…”
Jean tried to run over. “I can heal people with my Anemo. Let me try–”
Furina raised a hand to stop her but she had already lifted her sword and was channeling the energy.
Panicking, she made a whacking motion with her hand, dousing Jean with water.
“No, don’t do…” Venti wheezed. “That…”
The water vaporized and Jean looked over at her questioningly.
“The corruption here must feed on Anemo,” Furina concluded. “Lumine, Jean, Venti, don’t try to control the elements.”
Furina placed her palms on Venti’s back and her hair floated up like it was underwater.
Venti coughed again, but all the purple poison was drawn out.
Furina waved her hand and the poison stuck to Venti’s clothes misted away.
Venti stood up cautiously.
“Venti?” Lumine asked. “Know any way up?”
Venti scanned the ground. “I see three bits of light… aha! Those must control the platforms here– I remember this. Decarabian used the topmost platform to get up to the halo, where he would meet diplomats. It would lift like an elevator– we can use that, since wind currents are out of the question.”
“Or,” Furina interjected. “Because I’m the Hydro Archon, I can get us all up instead.”
The six of them collapsed into a puddle simultaneously, shaped themselves into a balloon of water and rose up towards the crumbling stone halo, orbiting around each other.
“Your control over Hydro is getting much better,” Paimon complimented. “I can’t even feel the sickness this time!”
“No, I just suppressed it,” Furina dismissed. “Don’t worry.”
“Everyone, stay on your guard,” Lumine warned. “Dvalin sees us.”
All of them summoned their weapons and stood in a defensive circle.
…
The platform in the middle they stood on shattered and they were blown violently into the sky, with only Venti’s returning uncorrupted Anemo keeping them afloat.
Lumine pulled out her wind glider, stayed up as the rest of them tumbled down– almost crashing if not for Venti, at the last moment, lowered them safely to the ground.
Furina looked up, eyes searching the skies desperately for her friend, when amidst the storm that seemed to perpetually follow Dvalin she spotted her, launching projectiles.
Paimon waved her arms frantically. “Lumine!!”
But the winds of the sky blew away any words she said.
Venti, following her example, waved his arms frantically, pointing to the two poisoned spikes on Dvalin’s back. Lumine was blown off course, one of her projectiles fizzing away harmlessly on the barrier surrounding Old Mondstadt, but she caught his eyes and nodded, determined.
Furina, Jean and Diluc had all readied their weapons, safely on one of the pieces of the halo, but there was nothing any of them could do. Diluc half-heartedly sent a flaming bird– a phoenix?-- up towards Dvalin, but it too was quashed by the barrage of winds.
Venti, for the first time, looked frustrated.
Frustrated, perhaps, that his friend was in such pain while he could do naught but watch on, safely on stones with another Archon watching his back?
Furina did not know.
Lumine lifted both her arms, creating a miniature tornado, and sent it towards the bottom spike.
A bit chipped off, landing heavily on the halo piece they were on. As it fell, the corrupt energy seemed to spill out of it, like a blister releasing the pus it held.
Furina, reluctant to approach the matter, summoned her courage to investigate– but the crystal turned clear, crystallizing into a glassy solid, with all the corruption dispersing in the wind.
Dvalin roared, so loud the five of them heard it even through the hurricane, and turned around, stopping the fight to flee.
All heads turned to Venti.
“Venti! Tone-Deaf Bard!” Paimon shrieked.
“I know, I know!” Venti shook his head. “I’ll send a message up to her right away.”
He closed his eyes and concentrated, his mouth opening and closing, forming words– but nothing came out.
Paimon looked at him questioningly.
The bullet hell up above started raining down on them. Furina, sensing Venti was too busy to notice, again raised her shield of water. The projectiles bounced off this time, landing either on the halo around them or fizzling out before they hit the ground.
It was much easier to only shield four people instead of a whole city.
Paimon was biting her nails, praying to the Archons.
Jean and Diluc remained alert as ever, prepared to fight back.
Paimon, still watching intently.
Venti… Venti seemed somewhere else.
Through the translucent blue of element-rich water, Furina could discern the barrier reaching up, stopping Dvalin from escaping. Lumine was zooming through acceleration wind currents, continuing to batter Dvalin with projectiles while dodging the ones he sent back.
She’s… something else. If this is just a fraction of her power, she’d easily best someone like me in combat.
But not the Heavenly Principles. Even with her brother…
And at last, with one final strike, Lumine shattered the rest of the crystal. The poisoned corruption slime dripped downwards, turning teal with Anemo and splashing harmlessly against the barrier, absorbing into it.
Dvalin roared in outrage, flapping around once, twice, and landing heavily on a halo piece across from Furina.
Venti’s eyes fluttered open, colored the same turquoise as the purified corruption that had fallen from the dragon.
Furina, Jean and Diluc headed together for the other piece. Lumine was shifting her wind glider over towards the dragon, plunging her sword down heavily.
Jean looked around for a bridge, a way to get to the other side, before her jaw set in determination and she turned to Furina and Diluc.
“I’ll launch you two over,” she said. “Stand here. Now– we have no time to waste.”
Diluc hesitated. “But–”
“ Now. ” Jean closed her left eye, aiming the Anemo energy for one final blast. “I’ll take care of Venti. Just make sure to defeat the dragon– we’ll join up with you when we can.”
Diluc nodded and stood next to Furina.
Furina braced herself and prepared to cushion their fall as Jean pushed the gathered Anemo energy out, sending the two launching over so fast they nearly got whiplash.
Furina panicked, throwing her hands down and channeling Hydro into their bodies. Jean’s aim was true– the two landed onto the platform beside Dvalin, dissolved into puddles, and reformed with no bodily damage.
Diluc shook off the nausea as Lumine climbed up and struck the remaining crystal, seemingly awakening Dvalin. He fell off the platform, the storm resuming– Lumine was blown far up, gliding safely down to the platform beside Diluc and Furina.
“Alright, then,” Furina muttered. “How do we get him here?”
Dvalin rose up, roaring in defiance, blasting Anemo energy at them. Lumine pushed Furina to the side and leapt into a wind current, gliding up away from the blast.
Furina sat up, scanning the area– Dvalin was readying another attack, looping around the platform to dive towards the three of them.
Lumine shook her head. “Venti! Venti?”
“What is it?” Furina called.
“I lost contact with him,” Lumine shook her head again. “It’s fine, don’t worry. Focus on the fight.”
Dvalin, claws outstretched, raked the stones as Diluc swung his greatsword, releasing a phoenix and charring part of Dvalin’s claw. Furina and Lumine jumped to the other side, with Furina stretching her arms out and leashing Dvalin.
He roared again, unintelligible words being spouted out, as he struggled to escape his water bonds.
Lumine joined Furina, barraging him with Anemo– out of reach of his sword, Diluc could only watch on.
Furina felt the pull of Dvalin growing too strong. She wanted to call for help– from her friends, from Venti, from Focalors, but without the power of the Gnosis…
The Gnosis!
She could use it! She could use it right now!
Furina felt a thrill go through her at the feel of all that power again.
No! No, Furina. You can’t.
But if I don’t..
She was saved from making a choice by Venti and Jean crashing down on top of Dvalin. Paimon fluttered around them, cheering.
Dvalin stopped struggling and Furina was able to slam him down onto the platform– several rocks went tumbling down, probably squashing some poor hilichurls down below.
“Sorry we’re late~” Venti called out. “Go on, Furina, Lumine! Aim for the blood clot on his back!”
“You can do this!” Paimon cheered.
Furina summoned all the will of Hydro, bouncing the two of them up onto Dvalin’s neck, as they repeatedly struck him.
Hydro.
Anemo.
Swirl.
Sword strike.
Sword strike again.
But as the storm died down, excess Anemo flowed out onto the ground.
The platform started cracking.
Furina and Lumine, busy whacking away at the corruption, didn’t notice.
“H-hey…” Paimon pointed. “What’s that?”
Jean and Diluc looked down. “I-”
A blastwave of heat almost knocked Furina and Lumine over.
Furina left her whacking and looked down. The energy was emitting intense heat, purging itself of the corruption.
“Is this like getting a fever?” Lumine called over. “I… we have to get Jean and Diluc off!”
“There’s no way we can do that!” Venti shook his head. “I can slow their fall, but the corruption being cleared here affects me too. Just keep doing what you’re doing– the sooner we get Dvalin back, the better!”
Furina nodded and went back, her sword dealing blow after blow to the poison.
But Dvalin started to stir. His ears twitched, then his neck moved, and Lumine and Furina were almost tossed off.
“Just a little more!” Paimon screamed, flying around to look.
But Dvalin started getting up.
Furina closed her eyes, bracing herself to be thrown off.
She felt the corruption oozing from the clots that they had destroyed, the crystals falling to the stone platform as little more than memories of the fight.
She felt the rushing water of the oceans, the lakes and the rivers of Teyvat. The still water of puddles, the rainfall that preceded the rainbow.
And she directed it all towards the clot.
The Hydro was not water. Or was it?
Lumine couldn’t tell.
Furina channeled Hydro that was so bright even Venti had to look away, focused on shielding Jean and Diluc from the impure Anemo spilling out of Dvalin.
The clot fell away as the Hydro battered it to pieces.
Furina opened her eyes, the water remaining spilling off of the plat… form…
“The platform! It’s collapsing!” Paimon shrieked. “Guys? Guys!”
The Anemo had burnt a hole through the platform, which started crumbling to pieces.
Paimon screamed.
Furina had exhausted all her reserves purifying the corruption. She can’t stop all six of them from falling…
…
Mm… Just a little nap… I’ll be up soon.
Notes:
Mikhail and Lyudmila rose shakily.
“The hilichurls!” Lyudmila gasped. “They’ve breached the gate!”
Mikhail took a step back, frozen in fear. “Call- Lyudmila, call Lady Signora at the Goth Grand Hotel!”
Lyudmila nodded, calling on her Electro Delusion to move swiftly.
Mikhail waited near the fountain, ready to strike if the hilichurls came far enough.
But the Knights seemed to be holding their own. The Knights who had left for their expedition were swiftly returning in droves, the emergency firework flare alerting them all to the dire situation back home.
Bloodied swords and elements cleaved through the bodies of the hilichurls, with the deaconess at the ready, protecting and healing the Knights who were about to be overwhelmed.
Mikhail stood there, tense and awaiting Lyudmila’s return.
And not two minutes later, Lyudmila came back, a blitz of Electro preceding the eighth Fatui Harbinger.
“Lyudmila!”
“Mikhail!”
Lyudmila checked him over for injuries. “Good. Okay… let’s hope this goes well.”
“Psh, with the Lady Signora here? Those little hilichurls stand no chance.”
Lyudmila sighed. Still the same as ever…
Chapter 6: the fair lady of the north
Summary:
i promise the updates will be more common from now on! sorry for a month of radio silence :') its a bit short but liyue's next and i couldn't find a way to ooc them for longer.
i may have forgotten to hit tab, so sorry if it looks slightly off.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Furina…” Paimon sniffled.
“Don’t worry,” Lisa smiled, wiping a bead of sweat from her brow. “The fall and the energy burnout wasn’t as bad as initially thought… thank the Archons Dvalin caught her as she fell.”
“All of us, too,” Lumine pushed Furina’s bangs out of her face. “I guess… you can make an announcement about not needing to be wary about Stormterror anymore?”
Jean, who was dozing off, nodded. “Right.”
“Jean,” Lisa scolded. “You’ve been up for the past few days. You need to get some sleep.”
“I can’t,” Jean shook her head. “I owe it to Furina… she saved my city twice.”
“No, Jean,” Lumine prodded her. “Furina’d want you to sleep too.”
“Right,” Lisa tacked on. “And you wouldn’t disrespect an Archon’s wishes, right? An honorable Grand Master like yourself?”
Jean yawned. “I… okay. Fine. Let me know when she wakes up, immediately..”
Paimon flew over to the base of the bed and pulled the blanket up. “Get well soon, Furina…”
Furina sat up, leaning against the pillows.
Her whole body felt like shriveling up and dying. Rushing water filled her ears at all times, and she could feel her hands shaking.
“Ugh…”
Once she gathered the strength to, she stood up, pulling the window open and letting the full moon’s light in.
She breathed in the fresh, crisp night air, smelling faintly like dandelion wine– the tavern, and Diluc, must be enjoying some good money.
…no wonder he’s so rich.
She was dressed in a hospital gown, her clothes discarded and neatly folded on top of her nightstand.
Euuugh. Who undressed me?
Focalors nudged her.
Oh. Okay. Good to know I can start sleepwalking at will with a god who doesn’t know anything about people at the helm.
Furina breathed in again, closing her eyes and enjoying the wind.
Mmm…
“Oho! Good to see you’re up and kicking again!”
Furina whipped around.
Venti had made himself comfortable on the sofa in her room.
“Oh. It’s you.” Furina closed the window and went back, shivering slightly. “Is– is Dvalin okay?”
Venti nodded. “Some small injuries, but nothing he hasn’t had before. With your help, we purged all the corruption and Dvalin is now free to fly around.”
Furina smiled. “That’s good to hear.”
…
“So…” Venti wrung his hands. “I guess you have some questions for me.”
Furina turned over. “A deal’s a deal.”
“Furina!” Paimon flew up to her and hugged her. “Paimon’s so glad to see you’re back!”
Furina laughed, patting her head. “Hello, Paimon, good to see you too.”
Jean and Diluc were talking about something.
“Where to next?” Venti asked. “Surely you have someplace to go after Mondstadt, right?”
Furina thought back to the conversation they had.
“And Visions?” she asked.
“Given through the sheer ambition of the humans receiving them,” he said. “The Archons are duty-bound to grant them a portion of their power when their will grows strong enough.”
“Oh.” Furina sat down on her bed. “I see.”
“What about the other Archons?”
Venti gave a small smile. “The new Seven are relatively unknown to me– I haven’t been around for quite a bit. But Beelzebul, the Electro Archon, and Morax, the Geo Archon– those two I know well. “
“Of course you do,” Furina snorted. “No matter. Lumine and I will leave for Liyue soon.”
“And… of course… the matter of the flood.”
“Ah.” Venti’s eyes darted to the window.
“That’s more complicated.”
“You are aware of the Heavenly Principles foretelling the destruction of Fontaine for the Original Sin?”
Furina nodded.
“I don’t know what this Original Sin is, but I do know that if it is a sin, it can be forgiven. The people of Mondstadt come to my church every day, confessing their sins to me so they can be forgiven.”
Furina thought for a moment. “I guess. But that doesn’t explain anything. How can I ‘forgive’ them of this sin?”
“I’m afraid I can’t tell you that,” Venti shrugged helplessly.
“Right,” Paimon chimed in. “We’re heading to Liyue– the Rite of Descension is around this time of the year, right? We’ll be able to see Rex Lapis!”
Furina nodded. “And with Liyue having so many connections… it surely is one of the best places to head. Lumine, you have our visas?”
Lumine pulled out three passports. “Yep. These three visas are stamped with your Hydro– if anyone questions it, the Palais Mermonia will be glad to see their concerns.”
Furina laughed. “Neuvillette will have a good time reading those cases… trying to accuse the Hydro Archon of fraud? The God of Justice?”
…
Oh yeah. That trial.
Mm. I keep forgetting... my previous life keeps blurring together.
“I know, right?” Paimon fluttered around. “That’s just insane! How could you accuse justice of doing injustice?”
“Hey, hey,” Furina quickly corrected. “Everyone can do bad. But each god follows their ideals– they wouldn’t do anything that contradicts it intentionally.”
“I’ll let you know if I find any trace of your sibling,” Venti promised.
Lumine smiled gratefully. “Thank you.”
Jean and Diluc accompanied them to the outside of the Cathedral, having returned the Holy Lyre earlier.
“Remember that you are always welcome in Mondstadt,” Jean hugged Lumine. “Thank you all.”
“Bye~!” Venti waved over at them.
“Oh,” Paimon pointed to Furina. “Your hat– Paimon thinks it’s still in the Cathedral. One second!”
Paimon flew in, Lumine and Furina waving farewell as the two descended the steps to their daily business.
The four of them stood in comfortable silence for a little bit, watching the two dots separating and leaving for their jobs.
Furina smiled at Lumine. “Whew, that feels good. Sorry we didn’t find your brother... though.”
Lumine looked at the stone tiles sadly. “It’s fine. Not like I was expecting to find him on the first leg of the journey… it’s never that easy.”
“I’ll keep an eye out,” Venti promised again. “May the winds bless your travels, you two. Hope to see you back here for Windblume, at least~!”
Furina smirked back. “I’ll bring someone from the Steambird to document how three gallons of wine in the cellars mysteriously disappeared.”
Venti gasped. “You wouldn’t!”
They all laughed for a bit.
“Alright then, if there’s nothing else,” Venti motioned to the steps leading down to the plaza. “See you all soo–”
A click of heels and a snap of a finger.
Furina raised her arms instinctively, shielding her eyes as a gust of icy wind blew through.
“Venti!” Lumine called out from somewhere behind her. Furina whipped around as two black-clothed agents– Fatui – jumped Venti.
Lumine summoned her Anemo and repulsed them at the last second, leaving them tumbling into the stone.
Furina’s arms felt too heavy as she lifted her sword, entering a defensive stance.
“At last…”
“Mondstadt’s rodent ruler, in the flesh.”
Furina’s head whipped around, facing a woman with two Cicin mages behind her, a smirk on her face and an aura of Cryo surrounding her.
Furina stepped back, feeling the same fear she had felt when the Knave had approached her in another lifetime. This… this was…
Venti made to move forwards, but he looked down and a solid block of ice had encased each of his legs.
Furina frantically looked down as well– she was stuck too. She lifted her sword and tried to hack through it.
Wait– no! “Lumine!”
Furina tried to rotate herself, just in time to see Lumine get jumped and restrained by the two Fatui agents.
Furina forced Hydro energy out of her leg, which shattered the ice. Lifting the Splendor of Tranquil Waters, she ran towards them, distracting the one on the left enough to let go of Lumine– she hastily summoned her weapon, slashing in an arc and forcing the Agent back.
The two stood back to back, their eyes locked on their opponents.
Venti!
He’ll be fine… right? He’s an Archon. Like me. He won’t stand for such disrespect…
The two agents moved swiftly– leaving behind afterimages of themselves– no, not afterimages. These were Pyro illusions.
But judging by the way they flickered, and the heat emanating off of them… these weren’t just there to scare.
“Lumine,” Furina warned.
Lumine set her jaw and nodded.
In her peripheral vision, Furina saw Paimon in the window, panicking as she watched it happen.
Paimon can’t fight! I– ugh!
Paimon, thankfully, was smart enough to stay inside.
The agents seemed content to keep the two inside, not attacking– slowly forming a barrier of Pyro, ready to strike.
“...and glad that I helped save your city when the hilichurls came.” she finished.
The woman sighed. “Absentee Archon of Mondstadt… how impotent you’ve become.”
“That smirk you wear looks out of place,” Venti scoffed. He had started to blast away the ice with Anemo. “Did you steal it from your master’s face?”
She didn’t look happy about that.
One of the Cicin mages behind her stepped forward. “You–”
Her comrade pulled her back, shaking her head.
“But Lady Signora– she–”
Another shake of the head and she backed off.
Signora…
She stepped back two paces. “Should have held your tongue,” she smirked.
Furina’s eyes widened, summoning Hydro and shielding herself and Lumine, while trying to break through the agents.
Venti let out a noise of pain, and a thump– he fell to the ground.
What’s going on???
“This is a Gnosis?” Signora’s hand was barely visible, lifting something… glowing… into the air.
No.
Furina stabbed forwards, cleaving a clean path through the Agents. She and Lumine sprinted out, Lumine doing so after delivering two swift roundhouse kicks to the heads of the agents; they promptly fell face first onto the stone.
Signora looked back, her arm setting itself down. The Gnosis was tucked into a fold of her dress– Does she not have a Vision? – and her eyes swept up and down Furina, taking note of the false Vision– and Lumine’s lack of one.
Her eyes flashed; elemental sight? Could she have a Vision after all?
Her gaze lingered on Lumine's glowing chest plate and on the fake Vision Furina wore.
Lumine and Furina’s eyes darted between her and Venti’s limp body on the ground.
“You are… his friends, I assume?” she looked down at them. “Psh. Took you so long to fight my lackeys you couldn’t even save his Gnosis.”
She delivered a swift kick to Venti’s side.
Furina felt rage boiling within her. What grounds did she have to attack an Archon?
“You dare attack an Archon?” Furina hissed. “I don't care what diplomat you are and who you serve. One way or another, justice will find you.”
Signora, who was about to leave, turned around. Gone was the smirk she wore when battering Venti- her face was a mask of disgust.
Disgust. At me. Furina de Fontaine.
...and disgust at Lumine, but I'm an Archon! How dare she!
“If he didn’t want to be attacked, he should have held his tongue.” She swept her dress and motioned to the Cicin mages. “Leave nothing for our Favonian friends to find. Bring those two back to the Goth Grand Hotel.”
Furina lifted her sword, but a blast of frozen air almost knocked her off her feet. A cicin flew up into her face, jumpscaring her, and spat out a ball of Electro–
…
…
“Continue the search for the Hydro Archon. Give her Vision to me– someone as weak as her doesn’t deserve a gift from someone on the level of Her Majesty, the Tsaritsa.”
“Oh no…”
“What is it, Barbara? Are they okay?? Oh… if they got seriously hurt and Paimon just sat there watching…”
“No, no– you did good. Their condition would be much more dire if you hadn’t come to get me immediately.”
“Will– will they be okay?”
“Mhm. That green fellow though… my healing never seemed to work on him.”
“Ah– ah! I’m… uh… sure he’s fine too.”
“Hmm. If you say so.”
“Oh no… this slot in her bow. Did she have a Vision?”
“Eh?”
“These clips, here– they have traces of Hydro energy.”
“Oh– oh! Yes, she did– where’s her Vision??”
“I’m not sure. Maybe still outside? I’ve never heard of a Vision holder just losing their Vision… That’d be horrifying for them. At one moment, the blessings of the gods– another… just a normal person again…”
“Hey! A normal person isn’t so bad!”
“Ah– right, right… sorry. But I’m… not sure what I’d do without my Vision.”
“Mhm. You use it for healing, right? Paimon would love to be able to heal people at the drop of a hat!”
“Ohh, I think you woke her up!
“Eep!”
Furina blinked, trying to get the grogginess out of her eyes.
“Ehh… Furina? How are you feeling?”
Furina rubbed her eyes, her arms still feeling stiff and numb. “Not too good. It’s hard to move.”
“That’s normal,” Barbara quickly restarted her healing on Lumine. “Any burns? Muscle contractions? That was a nasty shock you got there… you’re quite lucky. Both of you are.”
Furina tilted her head. “What?’
“Paimon saw you two get shocked!” Paimon shrieked, flying forwards to hug Furina. “I– You could’ve died! There was so much Electro, everywhere!”
“Leave nothing for our Favonian friends to find.”
Did that... Fatuus try to kill us?
Did that bitch try to kill me ?
An Archon?
“I think… nevermind.” Furina shook her head. “How… how’s Lumine?”
“She’s doing well,” Barbara concluded. “In fact, she did much better than you– she seems to have a lot more resilience against attacks like that. My healing just worked unexpectedly well on you.”
“But not at all on that Tone-Deaf Bard?” Paimon asked. “Weird.”
“I know,” Barbara sighed, her Vision pulsing out with Hydro. “I still don’t know what happened there.”
Furina sat up, looking around her. “I don’t know either…”
She seemed to be in a backroom of the Cathedral– there were stacks of boxes, candelabras sitting on shelves and a few ritual garments neatly folded and placed on top of a plush ottoman.
“Your Vision, Miss Furina…” Barbara started, sighing. “I’m sorry…”
Wut?
Oh, yeah, my fake Vision.
“Oh, don’t worry about it,” Furina dismissed. “That was fake anyways.”
“Eh- eh?”
“Yeah, it’s just there so I can– uh– not get my Vision stolen in the streets.”
“But Paimon mentioned you were from Fontaine! Has Justice truly failed there…?”
You are NOT insulting Fontaine.
“Not at all!” Furina waved her off. “It’s just that the Justice there is so good that I’m concerned whenever I’m outside of Fontaine.”
Barbara nodded. “That sounds about right. Treasure Hoarders run rampant in the wilds around here.”
Lumine started to stir.
“Please stay down, Miss Honorary Knight!”
“Honorary Knight?” Furina questioned.
“Yes, Acting Grand Master Jean decided that Lumine should be commemorated for her deeds. She said something about… how you already have a title far better than ‘Honorary Knight’... and how it’d be disrespectful to try and force that title onto you.”
“Mm.” Furina shuffled around, finding a pair of slippers on the ground near her bed.
“Fu… Furina? Paimon?”
Paimon fluttered over. “Lumine! You’re finally awake!”
Lumine rubbed her eyes and yawned.
“Wow… that was some tranquilizer.”
Barbara turned over to her. “Eh? You can tell? But yes, some of my healing might have triggered Electro-Charged, so I had to tranquilize you both.”
Medical practice in Mondstadt seems largely unregulated, but this deaconess knows what she’s doing.
Lumine yawned even wider. “Experience… what planet is this? Aeth–”
Furina suddenly looked away awkwardly.
“Err…” Paimon nudged Lumine a bit. “We’re on continental Teyvat… ehe. Did you have- er- a funny dream?”
Lumine’s face fell immediately. “Oh. I see. I’m sorry.”
Barbara nodded understandingly. “That tranquilizer is often said to induce hallucination. It’s a new one imported from Inazuma, made of seventy-seven percent Naku Weed.”
“It doesn’t matter,” Lumine sighed and rolled over, pushing herself into a sitting position. "Don't worry about it to much. Let’s leave soon, then?”
Paimon thought for a moment and then agreed. “Let’s head to Liyue next. It’s a bustling trade hub, with easy access to most other nations– plus, the Rite of Descension is soon. This is a good opportunity to see Rex Lapis up close!”
Lumine stretched. “Furina? Anything else you need to do?”
Furina shook her head. “Let’s get going soon. I’ll stock up on some food supplies but… eurgh. Let’s leave tomorrow morning, so we can spend the night in Wangshu Inn and not the wildlands.”
Barbara laughed. “It seems like you two are back on your feet. I can offer you two a room in the Cathedral’s hotel for the night, but I’m really sorry that we can’t provide you with the best top-floor suite…”
“Don’t worry about that,” Furina waved at her. “I was the one who booked that out. Speaking of, I wasn’t expecting to leave so soon… only three weeks? And a noteworthy event every few days!”
Lumine yawned again. “Could’ve been spread out more. So tired…”
“That might also be the clobbering the Cicin Mage gave you,” Paimon pointed out.
“Don’t remind me of that,” Lumine groaned. “I would’ve never let them do that before.”
Furina stretched, feeling something in her back pop. “Sister Barbara, what time is it now?”
Barbara walked out of the room and came back a bit later. “The moon’s about to set, so it should be around six in the morning. If you leave today, you should start packing up.”
Furina nodded. “Thank you, but not today.”
Lumine had changed back into her dress and Paimon was carrying a traveler’s backpack.
“Alright then. Today, let’s gather the necessary supplies. Even if we spend the night in Wangshu Inn, the trek is long and the walk to Liyue Harbor is still longer.”
“Yeah!” Paimon cheered.
Notes:
“Did you hear? The Knights of Favonius quelled the dragon while we were fighting the hilichurls!”
Lyudmila set down her drink and removed the bandage, checking the burn underneath. The previous wounds had all closed over, leaving only a light pink mark.
“Thank goodness all of us are okay,” she sighed, rewrapping the burn. “That deaconess… we all owe a great debt to her.”
Mikhail shifted uneasily. “...as much as I hate to admit it, you’re right. There must not be a single person she hasn’t healed.”
Lyudmila sighed. “Except Lady Signora.”
“Of course not Lady Signora!” Mikhail puffed out his chest. “She’s the strongest here in Mondstadt right now! She even managed to confiscate a Vision and the Archon’s Gnosis!”
Lyudmila gasped. “A Vision? What would happen to the person who owned it?”
“Psh,” Mikhail scoffed. “Who cares? She did a great service in the name of the Tsaritsa. The sacrifices made will be worth it. Especially someone so insignificant we didn't even see them in the battle... even though that Vision won't serve anyone ever again, it's still a direct conduit to Focalors. This will be helpful in the search! This is a victory, Lyudmila. You're so stupid sometimes."
Lyudmila twiddled her thumbs. “But still… poor them.”
Chapter 7: the land of rock and order
Summary:
grandpa zhongli about to fake his death (real!) (not clickbait!) (working 2024) (wait what)
in game, it always kind of bothered me how the Traveler and Paimon never seemed to have anywhere to live. they always seemed to camp outside, which seems SUPER unsafe, especially during this earlier wing of the journey. plus i don't really think mondstadt/liyue/inazuma are the warmest of places to be...
do you have any ideas as to how furina will be put on trial this time around? focalors might be strong, but she's been cooped up in the oratrice for five hundred years- theres no way she's strong enough to fight the heavenly principles.
kind of a long lyudmila-mikhail thing. it is kind of graphic, so the tags have updated- ⚠️ please skip that if it's uncomfy for you⚠️
also also, this chapter's super short. it's fifty-fifty Signora being a BITCH and the welcoming nature of Liyue <333333 so friendly to foreigners!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Okay… that should be all. Lumine? Did you get it?”
Paimon floated over, carrying the small wooden bucket. “Yep!”
Furina peeked inside, looking back at her makeshift campfire. “Alright, hand it over…”
The small piece of Pyro slime inside was starting to char the edges of the bucket, so Furina quickly dumped it onto the kindle she had gathered.
Lumine summoned a small gust of wind and fanned the fire a bit.
Paimon speared two of the salmon they’d bought from Mondstadt and hovered around them.
Within moments, the fire started going. Paimon cheered and started baking the salmon, while Furina took out the canteens of water and refilled them with purified water.
She handed a canteen over to Lumine, who shared it with Paimon.
“The day went by so fast! I can’t believe we’re halfway there already!” Paimon squinted in the distance at the massive tree that held Wangshu Inn.
“Mhm,” Furina chewed on her salmon thoughtfully. “This piece of land is called Sal Terrae. It has some nice sights, so enjoy it while you can.”
Paimon shook her head. “This place is really salty. Literally… the water’s…”
“I know,” Furina beamed. “When I purified the water earlier, I got an entire salt cake.”
She held it out proudly.
Lumine inspected it. “This salt could fetch quite a bit, you know. Selling spices and salt is often the best way to make money.”
“Lumine,” Furina sighed. “Teyvat learned how to process salt before I was even alive. The water here is so salty because the god of salt died here.”
Lumine went quiet. “Oh. Sorry.”
“No need, anyways!” Paimon fluttered in front of her with another salmon skewer. “Furina’s rich already! Plus, that guild we joined, the Adventurer’s Guild– they pay us a lump-sum too~!”
Furina remembered on their way out of the city a woman had stopped them. She had seen her before, manning the Adventurer’s Guild in Fontaine.
“Hello, Katheryne,” Furina had greeted.
“Greetings! I couldn’t help but notice you three coming through. You are the Honorary Knight and friends, yes?”
Lumine looked around, then nodded.
“Ah! Wonderful. My name is Katheryne, receptionist of the Adventurer’s Guild. Would you three be interested in being adventurers?”
Furina examined her shrewdly. “What’s in it for us?”
“Various rewards, plus commissions for commissions! We pay very well.”
“For example…?” Lumine asked.
Katheryne nodded, then pulled out a series of blue gemstones pieces humming with Hydro. “These stones are said to improve your Hydro affinity- connecting you to the Archon Focalors herself!”
…
Paimon and Lumine’s eyes slid over to Furina. “Yes… okay. I see. Sure. Of course. When do we start?”
Katheryne beamed at them. “Whenever you’re ready, come and take a commission– we’ll pay you, plus the commissioner pays generous tips.”
“I still have the blue rocks she gave me,” Furina dug around in her pocket. “I can’t feel any more affinity to Focalors… must’ve been a scam.”
“I can see Hydro when I look at it under Elemental Sight though,” Lumine shrugged. “Maybe it’s just you?”
Paimon giggled, scarfed down the rest of her second salmon skewer, and guzzled down half of the canteen.
“Are we done with lunch?” Lumine asked. “Wangshu Inn is just in the distance… Furina, can’t you, I don’t know, water magic us there?”
Furina scoffed. “You think I don’t want to? Sal Terrae is so salty any water I summon is instantly polluted. And trust me, you do not want to be polluted. Once we get to that Statue of the Seven–” she motioned to the beacon of blue light– “I’ll ‘water magic’ us there.”
Lumine sighed, packed up everything and threw it into the sky, where it vanished into golden glitter.
“Let’s get going, then.”
Paimon sighed, wiping a fake tear from her face. “So… tired… Furina…”
Furina shielded her eyes from the setting sun as the Statue of the Seven glowed golden and Lumine learned how to throw rocks.
“Paimon! Look~! Grilled fish skewers!”
Paimon perked up. “Where???”
Furina laughed, pulled the leftover salmon from her water inventory, and handed it to her. “Wangshu Inn has some good food. I’ll treat you to something there.”
“You’re the best!” Paimon cheered, wolfing down the skewer.
Lumine threw a large meteor down to the ground, stomping the ground in a combo and releasing several pulses through the earth.
“That’s good!” Furina complimented. “I could feel it from here.”
Lumine looked up to the hill she was sitting on and gave her a thumbs up.
“The sun’s about to set though,” Furina called down. “We should head over before the sun goes down- that’s when monster activity increases the most.”
Lumine nodded, using Geo to create a platform and using Anemo to jump up.
“That’s amazing!” Paimon marveled. “You can use both?”
“Mhm,” Lumine beamed. “I feel stronger already!”
Paimon huffed. “Not everyone gets the blessings of the gods as easily as you do, you know! I’m not sure anyone’s ever wielded two elements at once…”
Furina shook her head. “That’s false. Many gods have used two powers at once- there have been stories over the years of the Raiden Shogun’s lightning being hot enough to spark fire. Not exactly Pyro, but it’s fire.”
“But you’re gods!” Paimon objected. “What about us plebeians?”
“Ah.” Furina looked away. “Never heard of that happening.”
Lumine laughed, then stretched a bit. “We should get going, Furina.”
Furina sighed, channeling Hydro. The ends of her hair floated up, the strands separating as though submerged-
The three water drops circled around each other, orbiting as one screamed obscenities about seasickness.
“One room for the night, please.” Furina pulled out her cheque.
“Just one?” the lady at the counter looked surprised.
“Yes,” Furina scribbled down ‘10000’ and ‘Paid to the order of Wangshu Inn’. “We leave for Liyue Harbor tomorrow.”
The lady looked suspicious. “...Alright, then. That’s a bit much, though, ma’am.”
“What?” Furina pointed to the receipt the waitress had scribbled out. “Two thousand for the meal, five hundred for the tip.”
“Tip…?” she asked. “I… um… alright… I guess. What’s– nevermind. Enjoy your stay.”
“Did you get the feeling she doesn’t like us much?” Lumine looked back at her. “Paimon?”
“Paimon doesn’t think she means any harm herself,” Paimon reasoned. “We do give her business after all. But she definitely doesn’t like us.”
Furina sighed. “We still have to keep our guard up? Come onnnnn. I thought we were done when we stopped camping in Starfell Valley!”
Lumine steeled herself. “But we’re in foreign territory. My brother… he… he would always be careful in situations like this. It’s saved us from many things more times to count. Foreign people are never welcome– least of all foreign visitors from other planets.”
Furina nodded, following suit. “Paimon, I have no clue what you did before you met us, but Lumine’s right. Fontaine… it’s hard to immigrate without a citizenship personally approved by either Neuvillette or I.”
Paimon shivered. “...okay. Paimon trusts you two.”
Lumine mined the area with several alerts, Geo energy humming as the three of them went to sleep.
…
…
…
Furina’s eyes flashed awake.
She didn’t dare move.
She pretended to shift sleepily, sluggishly shifting so that she was facing the inside of the bed.
Traces… traces of godly energy.
Godly energy… god–
Lumine’s golden eyes stared back at her.
Furina blinked at her, her eyes and hair faintly glowing, the latter under the blanket.
The smallest pulse of Hydro softly linked her thoughts to Lumine.
She gave the slightest nod, her golden eyes narrowing.
Someone’s watching us.
From the mines? How can you tell?
Instinct.
…Sure. Why, though…?
Focalors?
Wha–
…
Oh. Sorry. Lumine? You there?
The fuck was that?
Oh… ahhh… ermmm… I’ll explain– when we’re safe! I promise! But…
My divine side doesn’t know what’s going on either, but she theorizes it’s because of me being a god.
Goddamnit, Furina! Wait– divine side?
I can sort of talk to her. I’ll explain more later.
Don’t wake Paimon.
The connection cut.
Still not strong enough, Furina thought angrily. How am I a god and still so weak? I can barely fight, I can’t hold Hydro for too long– what Archon am I?
Lumine’s eyes shot to the side.
She sat up.
“He’s gone.”
Furina slowly sat up too. “The fuck was that?” she echoed.
“I don’t know, but you felt that too, right? He’s got more than one set of blood on his hands.”
…
“Yeah. Non-human blood...” Furina shook, hiding her trembling hands under the blanket. “I…”
Lumine put one hand on Furina’s shoulder. “It’s fine, Furina. Don’t worry. Whoever he is, I’m sure we can take him.”
She didn’t have the heart to tell Lumine the presence she sensed had the blood of gods on his hands.
Notes:
Lyudmila stood with her head bowed.
Agafia Snezhevna, the girl she had shared lunches with in the House of the Hearth.
Her hands were pinned to the ceiling, icicles spearing them straight through. Blood was dripping down them, but the Cryo froze it over instantly.
The drops fell to the ground with quiet plinks.
"Pl... please..." Agafia begged. "I'm sorry... my Lady..."
Signora used her hand to turn her head from side to side. "Pathetic. The entire mission in Mondstadt is compromised due to you."
Agafia sobbed as the pain spiked again.
Signora's hand made quick contact. Agafia's head snapped to one side, blood spilling out of her lips. The wounds were ripped open further, blood torrenting down the icicles that speared her, freezing before they made contact with the ground.
Mikhail and Lyudmila were both freezing, even under their layers. But they knew better than to speak.
"You failed to steal the Lyre, even though your only opposition were two idiots," Signora slapped her again. "and failed to repent to her Majesty the Tsaritsa, dooming the entire mission."
"You know," she said conversationally, as the icicles grew bigger and tore bigger holes in her hands.
Lyudmila winced, turning around.
"-I'm in a horrible mood. The Vision I found was just Varunada Lazurite and Smaragdus Jadeite cobbled together to mimic a Vision."
"I'm sorry," Agafia gurgled, spitting out more blood.
"But you know," Signora sighed. "This must just be a punishment from her Majesty. The Anemo Archon reawakened, preventing us from taking possession of the remaining Anemo from his artifacts. The dominion of Anemo rests solely on him, even though we have the Gnosis."
Agafia was sobbing quietly.
"I do believe that this is a step in her grand plan," Signora waved her hand and the icicles spearing Agafia to the ceiling disappeared. "to have complete loyalty from her subjects. This means punishment for me and death for you, but in the end her Majesty will stand victorious."
The pain must've been unbearable.
"This is a reminder from her Majesty the Tsaritsa." Signora snapped her fingers.
A thick layer of ice coated over Agafia Snezhevna.
"Her eyes see far and wide. Mercy will be punished- even I am no exception to this rule. Her Majesty always gets her way in the end."
The ice shattered, drops of frozen blood landing on the Fatui standing around the Fair Lady Signora.
Chapter 8: The Other Timeline
Summary:
SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING LAST FRIDAY ASOGRH
another chapter coming soonTMi find it hilarious how i already know how i want to write the trial 2 (electric boogaloo) and how signora gets the die but i have not a clue how zhongli and furina aren't going to notice each other
idk how to write serious men so this might feel off and out of character (but when does it not)
edit: removed "BONUS CHAPTER" from the chapter name, because it's only 1/2 bonus chapter
edit 2: put it back up because 0.5 rounds up to one
edit 3: put it back to just "The Other Timeline" because i hate math and i dont care what 0.5 rounds to
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Neuvillette stopped the flow of water with ease, but the damage was done.
He was wrong to have doubted Furina, even for a second.
He knew the rage of an Archon summoned power beyond even him… but… he never thought Furina would’ve been that quick to do so.
The fourth slate, brought by Freminet a few minutes too late, showed that the prophecy was not stopped. In fact, by pushing the trial, it had moved further at an accelerated rate.
In the grand Opera Epiclese, only three people remained.
Himself.
The Outlander.
And her fairy companion.
Freminet had excused himself, tears welling up in his eyes.
Furina’s hat and Gnosis were the sole survivors of her, the only proof she had existed. Puddles of water, the remains of the opera attenders, trickled down slowly, the pitter patter of the drops punctuating every passing second.
Neuvillette picked up the Gnosis, and a wave of memories flew through him.
Furina, sobbing alone, her voice echoing through the waters of the Fountain of Lucine.
Her godly counterpart, Focalors, standing alone on a stage, her face contorted in fear and panic, pulling together the vast stores of Indemnitium inside the Oratrice.
Right as Furina lifted the Gnosis, a blaze of thought flew through her mind.
No. Not now.
I need more time .
Neuvillette was thrown out of the memory , feeling the Authority of Hydro returning to him. He stood up, prepared to do his duty, to save the people of Fontaine and fight whatever narwhal that beast was–
But the world before him blinked.
Neuvillette shook his head.
The world blinked again, longer this time.
He lifted his hand, which was as corporeal and hand-ish as ever.
He shook his head again.
Neuvillette was back in the Opera Epiclese, grief hitting him from the deaths of all those he considered friends.
…except Wriothesley. But Wriothesley was mortal, and Neuvillette had long since resigned himself to the fact that human lives were as fragile as a goblet of fine spring water.
The Traveler made her way to the stage. “Neuvilette, did you feel that?”
“The blinking?”
“Yes,” she said. “That. Any idea what it might be?”
Neuvillette shook his head, at a loss. He racked his brain for something he might’ve forgotten about the death of an Archon, but if his memory was correct (and it very rarely wasn’t) an explosive display of power was more likely than blinking.
But then the world blinked again, even longer.
He came back to the Opera Epiclese to the Traveler on the ground, clutching her head.
He scanned the area– he couldn’t detect the water residue of the audience Furina smote.
Grief made way for panic.
He stretched his senses upwards– the Gnosis was gone. No Hydro energy there.
He rushed over to the Outlander, helping her back up, and they stood back to back, prepared for anything that might happen.
But alone on that stage, Neuvillette’s ever-sharpening senses dulled, like a beautiful ornate knife reduced to chunks of unrecognizable steel, containing neither the beauty nor the threat it once held.
He couldn’t sense the Fountain of Lucine. He looked over at Lumine, who was scrunching her face in concentration.
Wait… wasn’t there a third person?
He turned back around, and the fluttering of the Outlander’s cape stopped. He turned around.
…
Why did he feel like there was supposed to be someone there?
The fabric of his reality, the walls of the Opera Epic-something, formed cracks–
Wait. Where was he?
The cracks formed shards, shards that started glowing, and Neu– who?
He tried to summon his newfound Authorit… what?
The cracks closed in around him, and he closed his eyes, the deep gnaw of panic giving way to confusion.
…
…
And he was himself again.
He strode up the stairway towards Furina’s room, worrying about her state after that run-in with the Primordial Sea. Hydro Archon or not, she was still an Ascended Oceanid familiar… the Primordial Sea would still affect her.
But it was fine, because she had sealed up a few cracks that might’ve grown disastrous. No loss of life was recorded and the perpetrator who loosened the bolts was quickly sentenced to the Fortress of Meropide’s less-than-pleasant areas.
Machora exited the room, the typical melusine smile ever-present on her face. “Lady Furina seems fine now, Monsieur. Wait a bit while she gets changed, then you may go see her.”
“Thank you, Machora,” he said, relieved (even as he kept his signature poker face up!). “Take your lunch break early.”
She beamed up at him. “Thank you, Monsieur~!”
After waiting a bit longer, he pushed open the door, seeing Furina hack up some water–
Her aura, previously muted and somewhat repulsive (though he attributed that to his predecessor’s innate hatred of the usurpers), was bright and glowing, radiating a level of Hydro he had only ever seen in himself.
And a memory poked and prodded and tickled the back of his mind.
A gentle breeze blowing by an Electro-charged tree in the shape of a kitsune, sakura petals cascading down.
Notes:
Furina had left Fontaine and he had given a speech.
Neuvillette didn't like Furina going so close to usurpers, especially with her poor combat record, but she reassured him that everything would be fine.
Besides, she said, the other Archons wouldn't attack me if the looming threat of the Heavenly Principles blasting their cities to pieces existed still.
In the end, he had reluctantly agreed. He busied himself with courtwork, sending letters to foreign leaders exactly as Furina had requested.
The trials sure went by a lot faster. The Indemnitium stores, too... almost tripling production. When before they could only export a maximum of ninety bolts, now Indemnitium was enough of an income source for the Palais Mermonia that Neuvillette only need tax the people a measly 3% instead of the 20% standard.
Though the tax dollars income did not decrease by much... the rich and wealthy all settled in Fontaine after that announcement.
When Furina was announced to be making a trip to the other Archons, it was a media circus.
The Steambird covered it extensively, speculation filling the halls of the Opera Epiclese. Paparazzi that had previously swarmed Furina crowded around Neuvillette, and he felt sorry for her. Five hundred years of a long and lonely opera, only to be betrayed in the end... by himself, no less.
...
What?
That's not what happened?
He didn't do that...?
Chapter 9: grampa rex lapis gives stock market predictions
Summary:
Went ahead and renamed some of the chapters.
Kocoa is early?? Unheard ofSo sorry if the court scene isn’t accurate! I studied a few court transcript examples for this chapter, but that felt too legalese so I just modified the one from the Archon Quest a bit. Yanfei also got nerfed a lot lmao
edit 1: modified Zhongli's "strongest" title to "most senior"
edit 2: modified title
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Still unnerved from that last encounter, Furina led Lumine and Paimon through the Guili Plains towards Liyue Harbor.
“If Paimon floats up like this,” Paimon zoomed up. “Liyue Harbor is not far ahead!”
Furina smiled, though it looked a bit strained. “Yep. The Geo energy here is stronger than ever.”
The ruins of a beautiful civilization passed, and they were almost at the bridge that divided Liyue Harbor from the rest of Liyue.
“Hmm…” Lumine pointed to two guards. “Knights?”
“Close,” Furina corrected. “The Millileth– they are to Liyue as the Knights are to Mondstadt. Fontaine has a military entity too.”
Lumine nodded. “But what for? I thought the nations were all friends.”
Furina sighed. “Strictly cordial relationships. I’ve not heard from the Lord of Dendro or a god of Fire for well over four hundred years. The Geo Archon comes down once a year and Venti just woke up.”
Paimon counted on her fingers. “But that’s only six. What of the Cryo Archon?”
“Less than cordial for that one,” Furina amended. “Her Harbingers have bugged me since their formation, around the same time I ascended to archonhood.”
“Ugh, Paimon can’t imagine dealing with the likes of Signora for that long…”
“Right? It was horrible ! A disgrace that she’d do such a thing to her fellow Archons.”
“Halt!”
The guards at the gate crossed their qiang *.
“What business have you got in Liyue?” the one on the right asked.
“Simply here to visit,” Furina did a small curtsy. “We’re traveling merchants from Fontaine, you see. We’re here to watch the Rite of Descension.”
“Another one…” the guard on the left grumbled. “That’s the fifth one today and it’s still a week till the Rite.”
“ Visas?” His friend interjected.
“Of course!” Furina pulled out the documents.
He studied them for a bit, took out a stamp with the Geo symbol on it and stamped the passports. “Welcome to Liyue, then.”
Paimon did a small wave to them and then left.
“Phew, they were scary…” Paimon shivered.
“Just doing their jobs,” Furina shrugged. “But we’re in now, so let’s get looking for a hotel.”
In Liyue Harbor, we should be safe! I have some time to hone my skills before that thing might be back.
The Adventurer’s Guild had ample housing, but they were all a bit cramped– so, with another grand display of wealth, Furina booked a month in a penthouse room in Baiju Guesthouse.
“Ma’am! Are you sure…? This is non-refundable, you know!”
Furina shrugged. “Yep. Cash this cheque in at Northland Bank within the day though, or they’ll start charging interest.”
The clerk nodded vigorously and handed them the key. “Suite 301.”
“Thank you~!”
Lumine and Paimon silently followed Furina up.
“Not a day goes by where I’m not grateful you’re filthy rich.” Lumine told her.
Furina smirked smugly. “Liyue is one of the biggest consumers of exported Indemnitium. We’ve had surplus for over a hundred years now and that adds up to a lot of Mora.”
Lumine smiled and pushed open the door, leading to an extravagant suite with a balcony view. “Whatever the case, being rich is living easy.”
Furina shifted uncomfortably. “I guess… in Fontaine, the Palais Mermonia does give out quite the sum of Mora through welfare.”
“Anywhere you want to eat tonight?” Furina asked. “I’ve made reservations at Liuli Pavillion and at Xinyue Kiosk, but those are next week.”
“I’m not really that hungry,” Lumine shrugged lightly. “Maybe just some drinks?”
“But Paimon wants food!”
Furina laughed. “Okay, okay. There’s a teahouse up ahead– some osmanthus tea to go, maybe?”
“As long as Paimon gets food after!”
“Hello?” Furina asked the lady at the front. “What tea do you offer here?”
“Hmm?”
“Oh. Hmmph. This is the Yanshang Teahouse. Are you mentally prepared? Have you brought enough money?”
“...what?”
“We require an upfront deposit of fifty thousand Mora.” she folded her arms.
Furina blinked. “I’m sorry, a deposit for tea? How expensive must this tea be if you request a deposit? Under the thirty-first amendment to the legislature of Liyue, deposits for goods under the sum of seventy-five thousand Mora are outlawed.”
“And what a lawyer you are. A teahouse need not sell only tea. Good day to you.”
“But–”
“Do I have to call security?”
I could probably beat them, but then I’d probably get arrested.
“...no.”
“Very well.”
“I kind of am curious about what business goes on in there,” Lumine remarked, heading towards the ACTUAL teahouse just down the road. “If it’s so secretive, I’m not so sure that’s a teahouse after all.”
“I hadn’t left Fontaine in five centuries before I left for Mondstadt and met you two,” Furina straightened, a haughty look on her face. “If the law is in such disregard that they’d allow illegal activities to happen right under the Qixing’s nose… knock knock.”
“Hehe!” Paimon giggled. “‘Knock knock lawbreakers, it’s the Hydro Archon of Fontaine and I’ve heard you have some lawbreakers not brought to justice. So put down your spears and return the jurisdiction of law to me before I have to resort to bringing Justice!’”**
“I’ve heard that before, in another world,” Lumine said thoughtfully, waving to the lady serving tea. “Table for two and a high chair, please.”
Paimon gasped, outraged. “You– why, you! Paimon trusted you!”
“Your friend is right,” the lady soothed. “A high chair would suit you best. You’ll be able to look down at them from above!”
Paimon huffed, mollified. “Fine. Just this once, you hear Paimon??”
Furina laughed, setting down her hat and picking up the teacup. “One Osmanthus Teapot, please.”
The lady nodded approvingly. “And for you two?”
Paimon looked up from the menu, considering her options. “One… erm… any specials?”
“Today we have our famous live seafood hot-pot! You look new to Liyue… Third-Round Knockout is famous for both our drinks and our seafood! Being next to the wharf does have its benefits!”
Furina inspected the ingredients list. “Nothing against seafood! It looks beautifully made here. Though I prefer desserts… Can I have one Almond Tofu?”
“We’ll take the lobster, then.” Lumine closed the menu and handed it over.
“Oh! Really…?” the lady looked taken aback. “It’s quite expensive… I just said it because my boss told me to…”
“No worries, Furina here has deep pockets.”
“Thank you!”
The gentleman beside them, sipping on some STRONG tea (Furina could hardly sense the water in there!) looked over.
“The lobster is live, you know,” he said, setting his teacup down.
Vaguely familiar?
Furina closed her eyes and tried to remember. “I’m aware. I’ve seen worse things die.”
The people of Poisson…
This is why I’m here. Focus, Furina! You’re not here to enjoy delicious food with Lumine and Paimon.
The people of Fontaine… yes. I cannot watch that happen again.
“...Are you alright? You seem quite pensive,” he commented.
“Whatever,” she snapped. “And who exactly are you?”
“Zhongli,” he said, dipping his head in a little bow. “I often come here for the delectable tea. I daresay you three are not from here?”
“Mm.” Furina nodded. “We’re simply here to witness the Rite of Descension.”
His face grew unreadable. “I see. I hope it lives up to your expectations, then.”
“Finaaally,” Furina stretched. “That was the longest week ever.”
“Speak for yourself!” Paimon set her sunglasses down. “Shopping is soo fun… Liyue has so many shops, hehe!”
“Wait until you get to Fontaine,” Furina sniffed disdainfully. “The delicacies and shopping district there are unrivaled in Teyvat. There is a reason fashion trends alllll originate from Fontaine.”
“Aaahhh!” Paimon squealed. “Delicacies!”
“Of course that’s all you get from that,” Furina grumbled.
Her mood was soaring. A second member of the Seven! Her journey was, at the very least, a third of the way to the end.
Plus she hadn’t seen the mysterious entity in a while.
Her expectation was right! None would dare intrude upon an Archon ’s territory.
…Signora.
She’s different. Furina will make sure her life ends by her hands.
She shivered. Furina never thought herself bloodthirsty, but when it came to delivering justice, she found herself cold and unfeeling.
Regina of All Waters, Peoples, Kindreds and Laws of Fontaine.
Purveyor of Punishment.
Furina rather liked that. She wasn’t the weak human she was back then. She was an Archon! The Archon that she revered for so long…
Maybe she was still more human than she thought.
“Ack!”
“Where’d this water come from? Ugh… better change clothes.”
Furina smirked, leading Lumine and Paimon to the front, where the Tianquan of the Qixing, Ningguang, was busy with preparations for the summoning ritual.
“...are we sure you’re a god of laws, Furina?” Lumine sighed, pinching her nose bridge.
“Yes,” Furina sniffed haughtily. “Do you want to bring that up with the Palais Mermonia and the Gardes?”
Or the court, a grand trial before the Iudex?
“Ohh! No, no, I’m good.”
The Yuheng clapped a few times, and all idle chatter ceased.
“Thank you all for coming. Please stand back while the Rite of Descension takes place.”
Furina leaned forwards, not wanting to miss a single second. Paimon fluttered above all of them, holding a Kamera.
Ningguang called upon Geo energy, creating stones to slot neatly into the incense burner.
A faint prickle appeared at the back of Furina’s brain. The incense smelled like… like memories of days gone by.
The clear sky parted, grey clouds crackling with energy filling their place.
Rex Lapis slowly drifted down, a graceful spiral twisting towards the bottom, towards the plebeians–
He met her eyes.
And started dropping.
Furina was pushed back by Lumine and the two of then stumbled back, Paimon screaming something shrill up ahead. Rex Lapis tumbled into the burner with a deafening crack, steel and Geo crashing together.
Furina snapped to attention, clasping her hands together and pulling them apart, the Splendor of Tranquil Waters grasped her left hand. She called out to Paimon and the three made to meet up and enter a defensive stance when–
Ningguang had been carefully inspecting the corpse. She stood up, finally, gestured to the Millileth, and spoke.
“Rex Lapis has been killed. Seal the gates!”
Rex Lapis?
The most senior member of the Seven? Who’d have enough power to kill him…?
No. How DARE anyone kill him?
But Furina and Lumine knew, with weapons in their hands, they were the prime suspects.
The two quickly stashed their weapons away, beckoned to Paimon, and they ran off.
“Rex Lapis… dead?” Paimon shook her head disbelievingly. “Paimon’s freaking out! The killer is amongst us!”
“Shut up and let’s go!” Furina hissed. “If he really is dead, we need to get the hell out of here before shit starts hitting the fan!”
“What do you mean?” Lumine asked, her eyes wide.
“The death of a being that powerful releases all of their power,” Furina grabbed Lumine’s cape and dragged her behind a doorway, away from the sight of a Millileth soldier. “Rex Lapis is the most senior of the Seven, the one whose death would release the most energy. We need to get to the harbor without using any elements or you best believe there’s an explosion happening.”
“Like… like you mentioned back in Sal Terrae!” Paimon realized. “The amount of salt in that water was due to the god of salt dying!”
“And if what the records in Fontaine sah are correct, and they very rarely are not,” Furina pushed them forwards. “The god of salt was one of the weakest and most peaceful gods. With the guy who made an island with discarded weapons dying? We’re fucked unless I protect you guys in the harbor.”
Furina misjudged.
The soldier in front turned around, saw them, and raised his spear. “Hey, you! Stop right there!”
The call alerted his friends, who gathered around. “Hands in the air, weapons on the ground!”
Not that they were carrying any weapons…
Furina thought better than to summon her sword or her element, but Lumine wasn’t going down without a fight.
Furina pushed Lumine through, and the girl threw her sword like a javelin, cutting a clear path through the guards. The sword disappeared into fine glitter midway and reformed in Lumine’s hand, and the three of them sprinted out.
The ever-present click of a Kamera flashed as they ran, and they were just about to jump in the harbor when Paimon screamed and a spear dropped beside Furina.
Furina whipped around, prepared to deliver heavenly retribution if she saw a single drop of blood, but it was just Paimon’s cape, speared to the ground.
She ran back and tugged it up, but the tassel caught in Paimon’s cape. She pulled most of it out, but by then the Millileth were closing in and Lumine was just making her way back.
…urghhh.
It’s fine. Morax doesn’t seem to have exploded in a fit of power… maybe he just died a long time ago and dropped?
But I saw his eyes.
Nevermind. Whatever. I can argue my way out of this one.
“The court asks the prosecutor to take the stand.”
Those words sounded wrong without the echo of the Opera Epiclese and the boom of Neuvillette’s cane against the ground signaling the beginning of another trial.
Furina, Lumine, and Paimon stood beside their lectern.
Furina had a moment of dizzying deja vu.
“Your Honor, Yanfei on behalf of the Qixing.”
“Your Honor, Furina on behalf of Furina, Lumine and Paimon.”
“Mm. You may be seated.”
The audience shuffled as they took their seats.
This space was so cramped compared to the grandiose halls of the Opera Epiclese! When she got back to Fontaine, she must do something about that… maybe a donation of a court hall?
“This is the matter of the state versus Furina, Lumine and Paimon concerning the murder of Rex Lapis, Lord of Geo.”
“The state calls upon its first witness, Millileth Officer Xiangsheng.” Yanfei moved around.
“Y-yes… erm..!” He stuttered, making his way up to the judge’s podium. “I was among those who chased down Miss Furina, Miss Lumine, and Miss Paimon as they were fleeing from the site. Miss Lumine summoned her weapon and attempted to attack us, and the three of them fled together.”
“Your Honor,” Yanfei nodded along. “The three of them fleeing from the scene is clear indication of guilt. For what normal citizen who just witnessed the death of a god attempt to flee the scene of the crime?”
The judge nodded, turning to Furina. “And you? Anything to refute Miss Yanfei’s statements?”
Paimon coughed nervously.
“We hail from Fontaine, as specified on our passports,” Furina motioned to Lumine, who passed her the folder. “In Fontaine as of late, we’re made aware of the impending doom a prophecy from the heavens brings. So, we did some studying, as well as some piecing-together of knowledge.
“As we all know, the Sal Terrae region of Liyue is heavily salted, to the point that you could taste it if you simply opened your mouth. We found out that this salt is the remnant power of the god of salt, who once lived there.
“The libraries in Fontaine are vast and full of knowledge. It was there that we discovered that the death of the god of salt triggered an explosion so large that the surrounding rocks, and the surrounding people, were all turned to salt instantly. Knowing this, my friends and I ran, knowing that with my Hydro Vision, I could protect us in the harbor.”
The judge nodded. “If you may, could you briefly demonstrate to the court your prowess over Hydro?”
Put aside the Oratrice, then. Surely you could give us a brief demonstration of your power as an Archon?
“Of course,” Furina nodded.
A small fish of water swam around the courtroom. The paparazzi oohed and took photos.
Yanfei was undeterred. “If you knew, why would you fight the Millileth? Why not convince them to order an evacuation?”
“Because these explosions of power aren’t delayed by a few hours,” Furina rolled her eyes. “Do you simply assume that because I knew, I would be able to convince the Millileth, who so graciously told me to halt and give myself up as we were fleeing for safety?”
Yanfei flushed, her cheeks turning red. “I- Fine, then. You were running because you didn’t want to get obliterated. Do you have any proof that you didn’t kill Rex Lapis?”
“Innocent until proven guilty,” Furina hissed back. “Do you have any proof that we did?”
“There were no other people there that possessed weapons or Visions,” Yanfei said determinedly. “All of them were scared out of their wits, and even the Delusion-possessing Fatui were shocked into silence. Besides, as the court surely knows, my heritage contains partial adeptal blood. You, as well as Miss Lumine here, possess power far exceeding that a normal Vision holder should have.”
The judge turned to Lumine. “Do you possess a Vision as well?”
“No– ow! Yes, I do.”
Furina had kicked her when she tried to deny.
“...I see. Could you give a brief demonstration for the court?”
Lumine made a small tornado appear. The paparazzi started snapping photos again.
“Since you two have abnormal power rivaling even that of the adepti,” Yanfei pointed at them. “You two are the only possible suspects who might have killed Rex Lapis.”
Furina scoffed. “Are you kidding me? Really? That’s your argument?”
The crowd started bristling.
“Order in the court!” the judge ordered, slamming his gavel down.
“While it is true we possess elemental power, I think you’re severely underestimating Rex Lapis here. And you, as a member of the adepti, surely know this better than we do.” Furina crossed her arms. “Rex Lapis is literally the prime of the adepti. His death would have caused an explosion flattening most of Liyue and some of Mondstadt.”
“In fact,” Furina said, catching the look in Yanfei’s eyes. “Even the prosecutor’s lawyer, the best lawyer in all of Liyue , knows this. There is no way we killed Rex Lapis. We would have been killed from rebound and the explosion. I think Rex Lapis simply found the end of his life and ascended back to Celest– the Heavens to rejoin the other gods.”
Yanfei looked away.
“I am sure common sense will prevail here,” Furina concluded. “With all the facts laid out before you, honorable judge and jury, I am sure the answer is clear.”
“...”
The audience started chatting amongst themselves.
“Silence!” the judge smacked the gavel again.
“...Let’s go over the facts.”
The jury started talking, and the judge reviewed the transcript.
…
“This trial has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Miss Furina, Miss Paimon, and Miss Lumine are innocent.”
Notes:
Lyudmila lifted the paper to her nose, scrutinizing the picture and comparing it to the wanted poster penned by the Tsaritsa’s own hand and recopied many times.
“I see…”
Mikhail looked over at her, having stopped inspecting the bush of wildflowers. “See what?”
“I believe… I believe we may have found the Hydro Archon! See this paper– look at her!”
…
“Fleeing from guards…? Lyudmila, are you out of your mind?”
“No, no! The guards caught one of her companions and then her when she tried to rescue her! This is brilliant! We must report to Lady Signora at once!”
Mikhail shivered, remembering Agafia Snezhnevna. “I… I guess. But– But you’re doing all the talking!”
Lyudmila rolled her eyes. “You speak so highly of the Harbingers but you can’t even talk to them?”
“Just nervous is all,” Mikhail twiddled his thumbs. “Nothing else.”
Chapter 10: eleven
Summary:
changed mentions of zhongli as "strongest" to variations of "oldest". please let me know if i missed any!
sorry for being late... by a week... again... :')
trying my best to avoid retreading canon. i hope the differences i've (read: tried) to set up come into being more in inazuma, since that's the middle region where the crossroads should be more obvious.
edit 1: added some more dialogue
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Pheeww…” Paimon sighed, draping herself over the bed. “Paimon’s exhauuusted and she didn’t even argue! Is this what it’s like being in court all the time?”
“Well of course not,” Furina lifted her chin. “ I always sat in a throne above the other people. When the state needed a lawyer, we always had a state lawyer and the champion duelists. Not enough spectacle here! That was far too boring.”
“Boring?” Lumine demanded. “I think they were going for the death sentence!”
“Exactly,” Furina scoffed. “What good is a death sentence if criminals instantly die, painlessly? Send them to prison or make them suffer for what they did!”
“Furina, you’re concerning.”
“ Thank you for the compliment.”
“Ugh, nevermind. What’s done is done and I’m pretty happy we just got out scot-free.”
“For you, maybe,” Furina sighed. “But I’m something of a public figure in Fontaine. The instant one person who’s been to Fontaine before sees my face in those paparazzi shots, we’re going to be hounded.”
“But why are we here again?” Paimon asked. “If we were here to see Rex Lapis… but Rex Lapis is dead… what do we do?”
“Liyue is one of the only places with visa application to Inazuma as of now, due to it’s important status as a trade hub,” Furina turned the fire off and strained the macaroni in a colander she bought. “Even if Rex Lapis is dead, the Raiden Shogun Focalors knew would’ve never backed down from a fight. She’s practically invincible!”
“Focalors knew?” Lumine questioned. “And I’ve been meaning to ask… divine side. You said something about that.”
Furina had been preparing for this. She didn’t want to lie, but five hundred years of lying had conditioned her for this.
“You see my eyes?”
Lumine pulled her bangs away. “Yeah, with your funny eyelashes. What of it?”
“These two represent my sides,” Furina lied. “This one, the light blue with the normal pupil– that’s me. Furina. The Furina you know.”
“...Yes?”
Paimon looked around and decided it was best to ask questions after this conversation.
“This eye,” Furina pointed. “Represents my divinity. Focalors, the god.”
“How does that work?” Lumine crossed her arms.
“Shhhush. Anyways. Five hundred years ago, we were one– the divinity part in a human packaging. But a tragedy happened, and Focalors and I were– separated. Consciousness, anyways. I’m the ‘human packaging’, with Focalors in the backseat ready to help when needed, but she’s still me and I’m still her.”
Lumine looked skeptical. “Can you not remember anything before this ‘tragedy’?”
“Only what Focalors deems necessary to know,” Furina shrugged helplessly. “Bits and pieces, here and there.”
Lumine shook her head. “And you’re still a god…?”
Then these must be the creations of the REAL Hydro Archon!
The best lies are woven with threads of truth, Furina.
“Of course,” Furina slapped on a mask of offense. “The divinity is still inside of me, you know. I’m as much of a god as Venti is– arguably more, since he doesn’t do shit nowadays.”
“Furina!” Paimon screamed. “The macaroni sauce!”
A rancid smell of burnt cheese filled the air.
Lumine appeared to have mulled it over that night after they had a small dinner of takeout from Wanmin, since she seemed far cheerier than she had been the night prior.
Furina, relieved, promised to herself that when everything had blown over and Fontaine was saved, she wouldn’t have to lie to Lumine and Paimon anymore.
Paimon seemed nervous at first, but after seeing that Furina and Lumine were feeling themselves again, went back to her commentary of Liyue’s customs.
“Mmmhmm,” the bored clerk made a note on her paper. “And the purpose of your visit to Inazuma?”
“We’re delegates of the Palais Mermonia, there to discuss official trade routes with the Tri-Commissions,” Furina smiled winningly. “We’ll be there and back within a month.”
The clerk looked up, one eyebrow raised. “You do realize the Sakoku Decree stops most trade routes. What trade routes are you talking about?”
Paimon started stress sweating. “The– the, uhm. Indemni..tium? The Tri-Commission told us about some energy issues in Inazuma City, so we’re there to discuss whether Indemnitium would be a valid energy source.”
The clerk nodded thoughtfully. “I see. It’s true that the city has had some resource shortages after the start of the war against Sangonomiya. I see. Alright. Do you have your passport? Or a representative?”
Furina slid their passports over. “No representative.”
The clerk squinted. “Does that say… does that say ‘Furina de Fontaine’? And you two,” she turned to Lumine and Paimon. “You two don’t even have last names…”
Furina turned to Lumine and Paimon. Fuck.
“Eerrr… yes!”
“...”
“I’ll give you a hundred thousand Mora if you stamp it.”
“...”
“Two hundred thousand.”
“Welcome to Inazuma, esteemed delegates of Fontaine!”
“Apparently, since there aren’t any ships going between Liyue and Inazuma until the next two months…” Furina sighed. “We’ll have to wait a bit. Want to go back to Third Round Knockout?”
Paimon nodded. “Thank the Archons you’re rich, Furina!”
Lumine shrugged. “Two months until the next trade ship… I feel like we should do some exploring around the rest of Liyue.”
“I’ll see if we can secure some tents or something,” Furina sighed. “What is it with you and wanting to sleep outside so much?”
Lumine laughed. “I guess I’m just more used to it. Maybe we’ll meet those adepti you mentioned, though.”
“Oh.” Furina shivered. “Yeah.”
What if we meet that thing again?
“Don’t worry too much, Furina!” Paimon patted her shoulder. “With you two here, there’s nothing that can hurt us!”
“What are you then?” Lumine demanded. “Emergency food?”
“Hey!”
The gentleman from before was sitting at his same spot, listening to the story the storyteller was telling.
Wow Furina! Such a way with words you have! A story the storyteller is telling! Genius!
“You again?” Furina asked. “You seem to like this place a lot.”
Zhongli turned around. “Ah, Miss Furina, Miss Lumine and Miss Paimon. Good to see you again.”
He speaks like he’s older than me! Hmmmph!
“Good to see you too!” Paimon sat down on her chair. “Do you like the food here?”
“Mm,” Zhongli blew on his tea and took a sip. “The storyteller is quite good. His stories are a bit far-fetched, but entertaining nonetheless.”
“What an esteemed gentleman you are,” Furina sighed dramatically, sitting down. “One pot of chamomile tea and two servings of crystal shrimp, please.”
“Chamomile tea? So early in the day?” Paimon questioned.
“Why not?” Furina shrugged. “We don’t have a lot to do… I just have to pay off that disgui– dress you guys bought me back in Mondstadt, at the Northland Bank.”
“Mondstadt?” Zhongli questioned. “How is the situation there? I haven’t been there in quite a bit myself.”
“Ah, same old,” Furina sighed, at the same time Lumine said “the Stormterror threat is over, thankfully”.
Zhongli chuckled. “Good to hear. I don’t believe Barbatos has been sighted in quite a while.”
Five hundred years ‘quite a while’.
“You speak like an adeptus,” Paimon shook her head. “Ancient and wise!”
He stiffened a bit, but relaxed– far too quickly. A practiced calming of oneself.
Furina had observed this same expression once too many times on Neuvillette, whenever someone committed a hideous crime even he couldn’t stay impartial to.
“That’s a compliment, Mr. Zhongli,” Furina sighed. She seemed to be sighing a lot. “No need to be so stiff and formal.”
“...I see. My lunch break is almost over. I’ll have to go back to work now.”
As he left, Furina gently spilled some tea on the back of his tailcoat, glowing Hydro for only a moment before disappearing into the fabric.
Only Lumine noticed, giving her a raised eyebrow as Furina set the teapot down.
The apricot-honey combination of osmanthus wafted out of the small puddle.
“Hmm… yes. Thank you for paying back your loans on time,” the lady at the desk smiled. “It’s rare nowadays that we have patrons willing to uphold their end of the promise.”
Furina’s gaze dropped down to the nametag. Ekaterina .
“Of course!” Paimon said cheerily. “If we make a promise, it’s good to keep it!”
“I most certainly agree,” Ekaterina smiled warmly. “Loyalty and promise are two of our most important values here at the Northland Bank.”
“Hehe!” Paimon giggled. “It’s refresh–”
“Hey, you three!”
Lumine and Furina slowly turned around. On the staircase, there stood a ginger with a red mask and a grey suit.
Not a normal member of the Fatui.
The guards around them saluted him as he sauntered down the steps. “You three… I recognize you! You were on the paper a few days ago!”
“...”
“For… for that court case?” Lumine asked.
Alarm bells were ringing in Furina’s head.
“Yep! You guys caused quite a stir, you know! It’s not every day someone is accused of killing Rex Lapis– just like how it’s not every day someone beats Yanfei in a court case.”
“But Yanfei knew she was in the wrong!” Paimon put her hands on her hips. “Furina said afterward! ‘With the blood of an Illuminated Beast in her veins, she knows better than we do that we didn’t kill anyone!’”
“But you still won, and that’s what matters.” he nodded. “I’m Childe, by the way.”
Furina snorted. “Child? What are you, a kid?”
“C-H-I-L-D-E,” Ekaterina spelled out.
“Oh. Thanks.”
Childe laughed. “Right, thank you, Ekaterina. But… you know…”
He wants us to do something… of course he does…
“With the Rite of Parting happening soon,” he began. “I feel it would be wise to tell the adepti beforehand.”
Mhm.
“Another side quest?” Furina complained outwardly, lifting her arm in a dramatic mockery of distress. “That’s cruuuelll.”
“I’m with Furina here,” Lumine nodded. “What’s in it for us?”
“The Qixing remains convinced of your guilt. You need to get through to the adepti before they do, or you’re screwed,” Childe smiled, but his eyes turned cold. “With the might of the Qixing and the adepti against you… it doesn’t matter who you are.”
Ugh.
“And you think it’s a good idea to saunter up to the adepti?!” Paimon gasped. “Wouldn’t they attack us anyways?”
“I’ve recently procured a Sigil of Permission,” Childe beamed. “These will allow you to get the guarantee that, at least, the adepti won’t attack you on sight.”
"Where's your guarantee of its validity?" Furina demanded. "You Fatui have tried to attack m- us in the past. What's saying this isn't a deathtrap?"
Childe thought for a moment. "I suppose you're right to be suspicious. The last Sigil of Permission was said to have been destroyed centuries ago. You can double check with the owner of the Yanshang Teahouse, as I procured the Sigil from him."
“...okay, then. Say it's real. Is our only compensation here ‘not get smote by the adepti’?”
“Furina!”
“What?”
“Hmm," Childe nodded. “No, she’s right. At the Northland Bank, we do value fair exchanges.”
He thought for a moment.
“Alright, how about this? I can see you both wield elemental power. These Sigils of Permission contain a lot of power– enough to use as a conduit, at least a few times. If you’re ever in a bit of a squeeze, rip it apart and you’ll buy yourself some time to escape.”
“Discounting us as weak that fast?” Furina demanded.
“Just realistic,” Childe sighed. “Even I, as a Harbinger, might meet my match in battle some day.”
Harbinger!
“A Harbinger?” Paimon floated back a few floats. “You– You’re just like Signora! How do we know you’re not tricking us?”
“Signora… Signora. You’ve met her too, huh?” Childe’s face clouded over.
That’s interesting.
He genuinely dislikes her.
“I don’t like her much either. Her methods are… questionable at best. Trust me, if the Tsaritsa wouldn’t have my head in an instant…”
Paimon nodded along. “She’s the worst! She attacked us!”
“Attacked?” Childe shook his head. “What happened to peaceful diplomacy…? No matter. I’ll talk to her later. Do we have a deal?”
“Do you have another Sigil?” Furina asked.
He looked surprised. “No, just the one.”
That’s… weird. A half-truth. Furina, be careful.
“Why would you give us your only Sigil?”
“It’s just as much in our benefit as it is yours,” he shrugged. “If the adepti find out Rex Lapis is dead, the Fatui will take a massive hit as well. Our main branch of the Bank is here, plus Liyue is one of our biggest trade partners and allies.”
“We’ll do it!” Paimon said.
“No, we won’t,” Furina slapped a hand over Paimon’s mouth. “I need to know what else you have to offer. Putting our lives on the line and hoping that a centuries-old Sigil will work?”
“Interesting!” Childe laughed. “Very well. I’ll throw in five hundred thousand Mora and talk with the Qixing– I heard you guys wanted to go to Inazuma? We can get you there.”
“Are the Fatui active in Inazuma?”
Childe looked away for a moment.
Contemplating whether or not to lie? Don’t try me.
“Yes,” he said finally. “Why?”
Good choice.
“I don’t want a way to Inazuma,” Furina crossed her arms. “I want protection while we’re there. If a single Fatui soldier attacks us while we’re in Inazuma, as they’ve so graciously done in Mondstadt…”
Ekaterina stiffened. “Who are you to threaten Master Childe?”
“Calm down, Ekaterina, it’s fine,” Childe soothed. “That’s reasonable. I’ll spread the word.”
“It’s a deal, then.” Furina lifted her hand.
They shook on it.
“What a negotiator you are!” Childe clapped. “And… Did you say your name was Furina…?”
“What’s it to you?” Furina folded her arms even more.
“Nothing, nothing, keeping your name in mind for later,” Childe beamed. “You should apply to join the Fatui! Maybe we’ll have a new Harbinger soon.”
No thanks.
“I’m good,” Furina nodded. “If there’s nothing else…”
He handed Lumine the Sigil, and she stashed it away in her inventory.
“Alright then. Farewell.”
The three of them walked out.
After they did, Furina immediately called on Hydro to search the area for elemental energy that would react with hers.
Hydro reacted with all other elements, after all.
Furina motioned for the two to make some idle small talk, nothing important.
The Electro she sensed followed them all the way back to Baiju Guesthouse.
After shutting the door and coating all available surfaces in a layer of Hydro that stopped all elemental energy bugs from coming through, Furina finally stopped talking to Paimon about tent preferences.
“We’re being watched,” Furina said finally. “One Electro user. Probably a Delusion– not strong enough of an energy to be a Vision.”
“Watched?” Paimon screeched. “What??”
“Bugs,” Lumine realized. “We’ve been bugged.”
“What?”
“Bugs are listening devices,” Lumine explained. “I can’t feel any presence watching us… and Furina feels elemental energy. They’ve planted ears on the walls.”
“Stupid Harbinger, after your comrades fucked up royally you still think you can dupe me? ” Furina tapped her foot, sending splashes of water up. “Your little Knave and that ‘Fair Lady’ character…”
“...Knave?” Paimon whispered. “Lumine, Furina keeps bringing up the Knave… she’s one of the Harbingers. Is there some animosity…?”
“These idiots …” the water started bubbling violently.
Paimon floated just a bit closer to the ceiling.
“You know what?” Furina laughed. “Sure. I’ll do your stupid little side quest. When you try to double cross me, I’ll put you in a coma.”
The three of them took the time the next day to grab some illness masks.
Furina had noticed that whenever someone was sick in Liyue, they often bought the masks Fontainian surgeons would use.
The three of them snuck out to get some takeout from Third-Round Knockout, only to be greeted with multiple newspaper handouts of them.
“Urgh…”
Furina snatched one and dragged Paimon behind a wall.
“This guy they’re interviewing is convinced we’re innocent, and this guy they’re interviewing is convinced we bribed Yanfei.” Furina crumpled up the paper and tossed it behind her, where it melted into water as it fell. “The press is as stupid as always.”
“Paimon always forgets you’re a celebrity in Fontaine,” Paimon said thoughtfully. “It’s really a wonder no one noticed you before this!”
“People are stupid and I never liked getting my picture taken,” Furina stomped out of the alleyway and pushed her way through the crowd, leading them back to Baiju Guesthouse.
Lumine shrugged at Paimon and followed Furina.
The people noticed their masks and their warm clothing (for they had covered themselves with cloaks) and immediately made a wide path for them, covering their mouths and looking away.
Furina pushed open the door to the hotel, stomped up the stairs, unlocked the door and slammed it closed again.
I do really still hate the Knave.
I used to just feel blind fear… but really…
Lumine set the takeout down and Paimon started nibbling tentatively at the food.
“We leave tomorrow at dawn,” Furina announced, setting two backpacking bags down. “Fill these two and we’ll leave for Jueyun Karst.”
Notes:
“It is her!” Lyudmila crowed, throwing her hands up and tossing the newspaper clipping in the air. “I mean–”
La Signora looked a bit miffed.
“Sorry, my lady. But our sources have indeed confirmed that the woman held on trial is Furina de Fontaine, the Archon Focalors.”
“You did good,” Signora said dismissively. “Childe reported back too. Apparently he sent a group out on the Sigil mission with one of the replicas and one of them was named Furina.”
Mikhail bowed. “Y-yes… The reports said that she has a valid visa from Fontaine after making a visit to Mondstadt.”
“Stamped by the Palais Mermonia?” Signora frowned. “When was her birthday?”
Mikhail fumbled with the papers as he pulled out the copy from the Inazuman clerk someone threatened.
“Uhmm… Here. It says… thirty-first of the First Month.”
Signora referenced the profile of Focalors. “Fontaine celebrates Focalors’ birth on the thirteenth of the Tenth Month. Is Furina a common name?”
“The law only says that domestic pets can’t be named after Focalors. I’d assume there are multiple people who name their children after the Archon.”
“Psh, like anyone would dare to name their children after Her Majesty, the Tsaritsa. Very well. I’ll go investigate this personally… and, perhaps, handle the Gnosis issue Childe has managed to fail at for so long.”
Chapter 11: cloud-terminating karst
Summary:
i should maybe change 'updates every friday' to 'updates every second friday' if this keeps up...
SO SORRY AHHHHlet me know if you find anything wrong here!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“The mountains here are really tall,” Lumine observed, tossing a white tassel to the side after plucking the star-shaped jewels and Mora from the treasure chest.
“Yeah,” Furina stomped down on the last Pyro Slime and it exploded into goo. “Bleurgh..”
“It’s so pretty here!” Paimon cheered. “Like that tree… plus, there’s an entire view of Celestia from here.”
Furina glanced up.
The floating palace of the gods twinkled cheerily in the sunlight, the Celestial Nails primed to drop.
“Yeah,” Furina rolled her eyes. “The stories say that Celestia dropped those Nails like candy.”
Paimon turned around and gazed at Dragonspine.
“Paimon’s heard stories about Dragonspine and how a Nail was dropped there,” Paimon said thoughtfully.
“I’ve sent spies up there before, nothing worked,” Furina shrugged. “The wind is too strong and the temperature is too cold for the expeditions to work out.”
Lumine looked up at the mountain thoughtfully, but turned back to her chest and shut it after stashing away the valuables she liked.
“Eh, whatever. Let’s go.”
Furina grumbled something and followed.
“There’s so much amber here… Lumine stabbed her sword through the fourth amber crystal they found as Paimon spoke. “Wonder what made all of this.”
A little crystalfly fluttered out, doing a few loops before landing gracefully on a tree branch.
Furina threw a rock at it.
The crystalfly flapped away before it hit. Furina promptly suffocated it in water, and it fell to the ground.
Lumine picked it up. “Good quality core… we can trade this in at the Guild for some of those rocks.”
“The Hydro rocks that increase your affinity with the Archon,” Furina sighed. “Sounds a bit questionable, don’t you think?”
Lumine nodded. “It’s still interesting. The bigger chunks… they hold a LOT of Hydro energy.”
Furina pulled out the chunks Katheryne had given her as a sample.
She could feel the Hydro, but it was faint– like a new Vision holder who hadn’t yet grasped their potential.
“What do you even do with those?” Paimon asked, fluttering back to inspect the rock. “Eat it?”
“We can get Furina to eat it to find out,” Lumine suggested.
“Ha-ha,” Furina tucked it back into her pocket realm. “No, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure there’s some ritual where they feed these rocks into Visions– but as neither of us have Visions, this doesn’t help one bit.”
Lumine chewed on her lip and continued up the mountain.
“This is… which adeptus is this again?”
“Hm… ‘Mountain Shaper’ lives here, according to the map.” Paimon pointed at the name scribbled above ‘Mt. Hulao’.
“Lumine? The Sigil?”
“Got it.”
Furina stretched. “We’re almost at the top. Paimon, if the adeptus attacks, you fly away as far as possible and keep watch from there.”
Paimon nodded.
Furina saw the tree that marked the top of the mountain and cautiously walked past.
A pond, and a crack in the mountain– leading to the abode of the adeptus, apparently.
These guys remind me of pilgrim tales from Sumeru…
Lumine walked up to the adeptus sigil keeping the door to the abode shut and whacked it two times with her fist.
…
“ WHO DARES TRESPASS ON MY MOUNTAIN?”
Lumine backed up quickly and Paimon poised herself to fly the other way.
“We come bearing news!” Furina called. “I–”
“Ugh, do I have to do this?” she whispered to Lumine.
Lumine nodded vigorously.
“May I request permission to–” bleargh… –”talk to you outside? This is news you don’t want to miss.”
“... VERY WELL.”
A bird came out of the mountain crack and Furina fought the urge to laugh.
Lumine presented the Sigil of Permission.
“A Sigil of Permission…? One was unaware that such things still existed in the mortal realm…”
This guy is more high-and-mighty than that Harbinger was.
Ugh… has being an Archon lost so much weight? I was some mascot of Fontaine for the last five hundred years! I’d HOPE he cooped himself up for so long he doesn’t know who I am!
“In the old days, Rex Lapis himself cast these for mortals with his own hand.” the adeptus’ voice had shrunk considerably after leaving his abode. “One, along with the other adepti, were contract-bound to hear out any who came to us with such Sigils. Speak– but take care to speak the truth, for Liyue Harbor is not so far away that one is easily deceived.”
Lumine and Furina silently shared a glance. Bitch.
“WHAT?”
Paimon floated a few paces back.
“Rex Lapis… assassinated?” Mountain Shaper stomped and flapped his wings. “At the Rite of Descension itself! The incompetent Qixing… who dared to commit such treason??”
“Hey, hey,” Furina said. “Calm down . We just told you no one killed Rex Lapis. Hello?? I thought you just said ‘Liyue Harbor is not so far away’? Explosive god death magic here??”
“One does not appreciate your condescending tone,” Mountain Shaper stomped again. “We adepti were charged with the protection of humanity by Rex Lapis himself. As your kind flourished, we retreated into the mountains. Indeed, twas a gesture of goodwill to humanity– but with you being a prime example, perhaps it is time we give a reminder to the rest of you.”
“How crazy is that?” Furina scoffed. “How long has it been since you talked to someone here?”
“That matters not,” the adeptus glared at her. “One shall reconvene with the other adepti to discuss. If you are correct, and Rex Lapis has simply ascended back to Celestia, one might forgive this transgression. If he was truly assassinated… one cannot guarantee your safety.”
“Toodle-oo, then,” Furina waved. “We’re going to the other adepti now. You know where Moon Carver is?”
Mountain Shaper went back into his abode. “Do not push your luck, mortal. One has tolerated you on account of the news you have delivered and the Sigil you possess. Do not attempt to aggravate me further.”
“What a pretentious prick,” Furina scoffed as they descended the mountain. “He’s soooo used to being worshipped that the slightest bit of recoil lands him in a horrible mood. Bitch.”
“Be as it may, Furina, it’s still important to not aggravate the adepti…” Paimon twiddled her thumbs. “Paimon thinks we’re pretty lucky. He agreed to talk to the other adepti!”
“Isn’t that what we’re about to do? Talk… to the adepti?”
“...Furina, please try to be less disrespectful to Moon Carver and Cloud Retainer.”
“Who dares to disturb the sacred lands of Jueyun Karst?”
Lumine presented the Sigil.
Moon Carver recoiled, looking at the Sigil.
“Hmm… A Sigil of Permission. One was not aware that these still existed, but one will honor the contractual obligation to hear you speak.”
“He before you is the mighty adeptus, Moon Carver. What business do you have here?”
“One has arrived here in Jueyun Karst along with one’s travel companions, Lumine and Paimon,” Furina did a flamboyant performer’s bow. “Persecuted by the Qixing, we stand here before thee bearing news.”
“...continue.”
Flabbergasted when someone talks back to you in your own language? Psh.
“One knows you must be aware that this time of year is reserved for the Rite of Descension. This ye–”
The clang of steel echoed through the valley. Moon Carver turned to see Lumine throwing a spear cut cleanly in half onto the ground.
“Did you just try to fucking assassinate her?” Furina summoned her sword and ran after the man in the Millileth soldier. “Come back here, you coward!”
A whole fucking squadron of Millileth, each bearing multiple medals, came running at them.
I remember this. In my last life… in my last life, Lumine was attacked too. The Steambird covered it well.
“Coward?” the leader shouted back. “It is you who attempted to seek refuge amongst the adepti, feeding them lies! All forces, focus on apprehending the assassins!”
Moon Carver did a full 180 and walked towards a nearby tree. “Deal with the disturbances, and one will hear you out.”
Are all of the adepti so prissy???
The group charged, but Furina summoned the water of the river near them and sent it crashing down full force. Lumine ran in with a dull blade she had picked up, swinging at them.
After a short fight, all of the Millileth were down.
Lumine and Furina tied them up in a bunch and left them squatting by the river with their armored boots full of water.
Furina grabbed the ringleader by the arm and dragged him back to the pagoda Moon Carver was calmly sniffing the flowers at.
Paimon floated up and slapped him a few times.
“U…ugh…”
“Thank you for that suspiciously long rope you had on you,” Furina nodded at Lumine.
She nodded solemnly back. “You never know.”
“I’ll never question your hoarding habits again.”
“Uhhg… y-you!”
“Alright, he’s conscious,” Furina sneered. “Who sent you?”
He didn’t answer.
“We can make this easy and you can tell us immediately, or I’ll slowly waterboard you until you drown and get the guy with the highest number of medals pinned to his chest.”
He stayed silent, eyes glaring up at her.
“Well, you did just try to question an Archon,” Furina sighed. “Alright. Lumine, shift him into a lying position.”
Lumine did so, and handed Furina a piece of fabric.
Furina nodded approvingly, then created a slope under him of solid water.
“What– what did you just say??” the man panicked. “A-archon??”
Moon Carver looked similarly surprised. “Archon?”
“Last chance.” Furina summoned a sphere of water and dropped a droplet on his forehead.
“...!”
He ended up talking.
Smart.
Maybe the way to go was to make the people fear her as much as possible…?
Whatever. She’d ask the Raiden Shogun when they got to Inazuma.
“Mm…”
The guy spluttered, water leaking out of his nose.
“Ningguang…” Furina pondered.
“I knew her to be a brilliant merchant and the richest person in Teyvat, but I really didn’t peg the Tianquan to be a person who’d send her best Millileth assassins after people who were proved innocent.”
“Lady Ningguang said she knew you two were hiding something…” he mumbled. “We weren’t supposed to kill you, I swear! Just bring you in for interrogation.”
“And what a wonderful job you did!” Furina nodded, a sugar sweet smile on her face. “Alright. Go back to your little hit squad. Tell Ningguang to fuck off, and then maybe I won’t kill her in her sleep.”
…
He scrambled off, coughing.
“One cannot say one approves of your methods,” Moon Carver finally said. “But your friend was nearly murdered, and you had the mercy to leave them alive. One cannot recall Rex Lapis showing the same restraint in the Archon War.”
“Mm, fascinating.” Furina sat down on a water bubble. “So. Rex Lapis.”
“He really was right,” Paimon shook her head. “We should’ve just introduced you as Focalors from the start. Your left eye and hair was glowing back then too… you’re scary when you want to be.”
Furina smiled. “I guess. Cloud Retainer is just up there… let’s hope she’s more like Moon Carver and less like Mountain Shaper.”
Furina, Lumine, and Paimon stepped into a small pond. Paimon lowered herself so she was touching the water, and Furina sent them up in a water balloon, speeding towards Mt. Aocang.
“This is much better!” Paimon nodded approvingly. “Less watersickness, better view!”
Furina laughed. “Anything for you, your Royal Hungriness.”
“Hey!”
They landed in the middle of the lake, where a bird and two women were eating.
I’ve… seen this one before…
All six of them froze for a moment.
The bird and the woman with horns reacted first.
The illuminated bird, beak opened and poised to shout some manner of ‘trespasser’, was stopped by the horn lady.
“...Madam Focalors? What brings you to Jueyun Karst?”
The bird whipped around. “What?”
“I’ve seen her before, in meetings,” horn-woman said, dipping into a bow. “You are Furina de Fontaine? Lady Focalors, Archon of Hydro?”
“Er… yes…”
Furina frantically tried to recall her name. “Yangu?”
“...Ganyu.”
“Ah. Yes. Ganyu. It’s, er, nice to see you again. Why aren’t you in Liyue Harbor?”
“She recognizes Furina?” Paimon whispered.
“Of course! Though many people here don’t know anyone outside of Liyue, it’s very hard to forget what an Archon looks like.” Ganyu motioned to the food. “Biscuit?”
“Did you not see the newspaper photos?” Paimon asked between bites. “Oh no… our cover is even more blown than Paimon thought!”
“I haven’t been in Liyue since the death of Rex Lapis,” Ganyu admitted. “Maste– Cloud Retainer called me back immediately for fear I would be the… what did you say?”
“Ahem,” Cloud Retainer sniffed. “One’s worries were most justified. If the adeptus killer went to Liyue Harbor, it was prudent to withdraw you from your duties.”
“Ganyu was very stressed when she first came here,” the taller, white-haired lady said. “She was bothered by work, saying that ‘Lady Keqing would have her head’.”
“Ah!” Ganyu blushed. “I’m sorry, I forgot to introduce you. Um… Lady Focalors, Miss Lumine, and Miss Paimon, this is Shenhe, another disciple of Cloud Retainer.”
“Mm.” Furina sipped her tea, eyeing Shenhe, who was thoughtfully chewing on a mountain flower. “Are you human? You don’t exude an adeptal aura.”
Shenhe nodded.
Cloud Retainer glanced at Lumine. “One sees that you have procured a Sigil of Permission. While one was not aware such a thing still existed, one is duty-bound to hear your words. What request have you for one?”
“Ganyu already told you of Rex Lapis’ death, right?” Furina set her teacup down. “We came to inform the most influential of adepti in Jueyun Karst.”
“An Archon acting messenger? Hmmph.” Cloud Retainer sighed indignantly. “No matter. Ganyu has informed one already. The Conqueror of Demons is already on the lookout for those who might’ve attempted an attack… however likely an assassin may be.”
“Yeah,” Furina shifted uncomfortably. “So Lumine and I were kind of accused of killing Rex Lapis.”
Cloud Retainer did the motion of arching an eyebrow, the skin above her eyes twitching. “Is that so? One would hope you proved them wrong.”
“We did, but then Ningguang sent a hit squad to kidnap us back to Liyue Harbor.”
“Is that how the Tianquan treats those who were proved innocent in the court of law?” Cloud Retainer huffed.
“Lady Ningguang sent… a hit squad?” Ganyu worried at her Vision. “Oh no…”
“We sent them packing, though!” Paimon put her hands on her hips. “You should’ve seen Furina! One wave… ka-floom! Millileth on the ground!”
“One does not recall hearing of your exploits in battle,” Cloud Retainer nodded. “We must spar sometime.”
“You’re taking the death of your Archon surprisingly well,” Furina crossed her arms. “Moon Carver and especially Mountain Shaper were both rather pissed.”
Cloud Retainer snorted.
“Master did think that too,” Shenhe nibbled on a leaf. “Ganyu had to remind her about the godly residue from the Archon War, and the deadly effects of that.”
“Right,” Furina smiled. “ Finally, someone with sense. Morax must’ve ascended back to the realm of the gods, or otherwise passed peacefully.”
Cloud Retainer glared at Shenhe. “Though Shenhe’s explanation lacks important context, she is… mostly right. The Conquerer of Demo–”
A flash of turquoise and black appeared, and Furina felt the blast of karmic energy she had felt observing her in Wangshu Inn.
Notes:
"I’m most honored indeed to have followed you to Liyue,” Lyudmila gushed. “Ohh… to witness a Harbinger’s exploits in person!”
Signora eyed Lyudmila’s teary eyed face with mild disdain.
The kneeling soldiers, bearing Millileth weapons and Liyuen medals, glanced nervously at Signora.
A moment passed.
“How did I send a dozen of the best-trained Fatui soldiers into something like that?” Signora sighed. “Ugh… disappointing indeed. And I thought I had her all figured out…”
Lyudmila looked at them sympathetically.
“However, you did one thing right…” Signora sat down. “At least now, we can watch the Qixing and Focalors try and argue about who’s in the wrong.”
Chapter 12: back in the sea of clouds
Summary:
my bad, a day late
this chapter feels kind of off. I'm not too proud of it, so I'll probably go back and revise this a couple times.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“You!”
Furina recoiled, pushing Lumine back and entering a defensive stance.
Similarly, the so-called ‘Conqueror of Demons’ entered an attack stance, pushing Ganyu and Shenhe behind Cloud Retainer.
The two both readied their weapons and prepared to fight, but a gust of wind knocked both of them back.
“What is the meaning of this?” Cloud Retainer demanded. “Explain yourselves at once! One will not have violence on the sacred lands of Mount. Aocang!”
Furina whipped her head around. “What– are you kidding me? You guys are in kahoots?? Are you trying to assassinate me for killing your Rex Lapis??”
The Conqueror of Demons turned around. “You killed Rex Lapis…?!”
“I– er… no…?”
“That wasn’t very confident,” he hissed. “Rex Lapis is dead?”
Cloud Retainer flapped her wings again and a gust of wind knocked them both back further.
“Does one’s word carry so little weight that neither of you two will listen in one's own home?” she stomped. “I’ll only ask once! Explain yourselves!”
“...”
“...”
“Sorry for trying to attack you. Mortals like you shouldn’t be around Jueyun Karst.”
“Did you just try to call me a mortal??” Furina snapped, her heart dropping to her stomach.
“You feel like one. An abundance of Hydro Energy, and a potent curse.”
Furina tried to keep herself calm. “Well that karmic debt of yours must have muddled your senses.”
She held out her gnosis and Xiao, as he had introduced himself, looked at it.
“...okay. And…?”
“I’m the Archon of Hydro.”
He arched his brow. “Archon?”
“I… I was cursed, but I’m an Archon.”
“Oh. Another Archon cursed you?”
He can tell?????????
“I, uh, cursed myself, five hundred years ago.”
And that was all she had to say.
Cloud Retainer and Xiao shared a glance and nodded.
“Shenhe’s been safely evacuated to Mount. Hulao for the time being,” Ganyu came back up the steps. “Thank you for the wind current, Master.”
“Of course. One’s disciples should not be wandering around Jueyun Karst for more time than is necessary.”
“Mountain Shaper had some Almond Tofu cooking, Xiao,” Ganyu set a plate down and took off the chamois leather covering it. “I hope it’s to your liking.”
Furina filed that information away in the corner of her mind.
He ate it slowly as the five of them sat on various elemental creations.
“Rex Lapis is… dead…?”
“We think so,” Furina concluded. “Not a violent death, though.”
He nodded. “I didn’t sense enough karmic residue for it to be.”
…
“So… what now?”
This fellow puts a damper on the mood.
“We’re done with this, so I guess we can go back to Liyue Harbor?” Paimon wondered. “Paimon thinks we’re done here.”
“I guess,” Furina sighed, secretly glad to not be the one suggesting it. “But we’ll have to pay the Qixing a little visit when we see the Jade Chamber.”
“Oh!” Ganyu nodded. “That’s a good idea. You should see Lady Keqing– she’ll be able to get you up there.”
“Thank you, Ganyu,” Furina smiled. “Thank you, Cloud Retainer. We’ll bring you some souvenirs when we visit next time.”
Cloud Retainer looked pleased. “If there are new ones, perhaps you could bring one a new mortal machine?”
“Fontaine has technology far above the rest of Teyvat,” Furina promised. “I’ll bring you something from there.”
Furina exhausted her water transport power around sundown, still quite far from Liyue Harbor.
“It’s so dry here…” Furina took a sip from the canteen. “Does no one have respect for the waters now?”
“This is probably just a dry patch,” Lumine reasoned. “The river went north, we went south– that’s probably why.”
“Ughhhh.”
“It’s fine. Let’s set up camp for the night.”
Furina looked uneasily at the mountains around them. “We saw an innumerable amount of hilichurls and other monsters around here. Are you sure it’s safe here…?”
Lumine sighed. “We can take turns keeping watch. I wonder if those mountain-crack reality-bending abodes could be made portable…”
After the tent was set up and Furina had set up a water barrier that would immobilize anyone that stepped on it in a bubble of water, Lumine started a fire and hunted some boars down.
Furina looked approvingly at the boar she had caught. “Good jowl and loin cuts. We can save the rest for tomorrow morning.”
Furina washed the blood off and stabbed a skewer through the cut. She used a bubble of pure Hydro energy to put the rest of the boar into suspended animation and shoved it into her Hydro pocket dimension.
“Allllllright then. While it’s cooking, wanna spar?”
Lumine smiled and adjusted her skirt. “Now we’re talking.”
Now that Lumine had been regaining more and more of her original strength, sparring with her was no longer just brute Hydro force.
Furina twisted to one side as Lumine stabbed her water blade towards Furina’s head.
Furina had derived a good way of injury-free sparring; by creating blades around the same weight as their real weapons out of water that would melt when landing a direct hit on someone, there was both an easy way and a risk-free way to spar.
The blade wet the ends of her hair, but as the hit wasn’t hard enough to break the enhanced surface tension, and the weapon held up.
Furina jumped as Lumine swept her leg at her, taking the opportunity to summon Hydro and try to encase her head.
Lumine forced condensed Anemo out of her mouth, and the Hydro bubble exploded.
But Furina’s original plan had worked– she had ample time to recharge stamina, using cooling Hydro to soothe the wound from the kick she had sustained earlier.
Lumine charged forwards, ducking as Furina twirled around and swung her blade, causing a wave to ripple out– she feinted upwards, and as Furina ducked, used the handle of the blade to hit her forehead and thrust the sword forwards, leaving a puddle of water on Furina’s chest.
Both of them panted for a moment, remnants of Hydro energy flickering around Furina.
“That was good,” Lumine commented. “You’re getting better much faster than I thought you would.”
“Hey!” Furina huffed, taking a sip out of the canteen Lumine handed her. “Rude, much?”
“Sorry,” Lumine laughed. “Not many people take up sword fighting as fast as you did.”
The alluring smell of roast pork wafted over, and the three of them enjoyed a cut each, along with some sliced Sunsettia for dessert.
“That was good fighting!” Paimon complimented. “You two get better every day, hehe! You better win some battles for Paimon!”
Furina chuckled. “We’ll try.”
The next morning, Furina siphoned all the moisture out of the remaining boar meat to make pork jerky. Lumine seasoned it a bit, put it in a wooden container, and put it in her inventory for later.
“Hold on!”
Furina sent the water bubble towards Liyue.
As they flew, Furina noted how big Liyue really was. Fontaine was not small by any stretch of the word, but Liyue was even bigger than Mondstadt.
However… she had heard tales of people getting lost in Sumeru’s endless deserts. Maybe her opinion would change.
Endless stretches of dry sand with hardly any water… sounded terrifying.
Though, Furina thought, bittersweet. There’s not much chance of a flood happening there, mm?
Furina landed them in front of the Baiju Guesthouse, where most of the paparazzi had cleared up.
“We were only gone for two days and they cleared up already?” Paimon wondered. “The media sure loses interest fast in Liyue…”
“All the better,” Furina shrugged, picking up a few newspapers from a stand and pushing a few Mora into the slot. “We won’t be bothered anymore.”
Lumine took the paper and scanned it.
“Uh… Furina?”
Furina peeked over after unlocking the door to their room.
HYDRO ARCHON FOCALORS PROVEN INNOCENT IN TRIAL FOR REX LAPIS’S MURDER
“You have got to be kidding me,” Lumine sighed. “And I thought we’d be off scot-free too…”
The next few days passed uneventfully. Furina sent Lumine out for groceries, since she was the less conspicuous one of the two.
“Lumine, is
A knock on the door.
Furina summoned her weapon, hiding it behind her back as she approached the peephole.
A muffled voice came out, stern and professional.
“Greetings, Madam Focalors. I am Keqing, Yuheng of the Qixing, here to seek an audience.”
…?
Furina opened the door, unsummoning her weapon but staying tense.
“...yes?”
“May I come in? I’ve brought tea and cakes.”
Furina turned around to look at Lumine and Paimon.
“Well, she did bring cakes!” Paimon smiled. “Come on in!”
“I hope your stay has been well thus far,” Keqing nodded. “You did excellently in the trial– half of the Ministry of Civil Affairs is talking about you.”
“Thank you.” Furina took a sip from the tea. “This is delectable, by the way.”
Keqing smiled. “Thank you, Lady Furina. This is fine imported Gyokuro tea from Inazuma– I can have a batch sent to you if you’d like.”
“Don’t worry about that,” Furina assured, setting her teacup down and making a mental note. “I can have some imported to the Palais Mermonia. Or, better yet, I can get some tea when I visit Inazuma.”
“Have you gotten clearance?” Keqing questioned. “I hear it’s quite hard to get in, with the Sakoku Decree in effect.”
“I guess,” Furina shrugged lightly. “But it’s quite easy to get clearance when you have a valid reason.”
And a boatload of money.
Keqing laughed. “Our strategists predict that Inazuma will open up by the end of this year. After the Rite of Parting for Rex Lapis, we’ll probably start discussing that.”
“Sanctions for free trade?” Furina asked. “That worked well for the Natlan wars a couple centuries ago.”
“I guess we’ll discuss with Lady Ningguang during the next meeting,” Keqing nodded. “Speaking of which, she asked me to ask you for an audience at the Jade Chamber in a few days.”
…
“After attacking Lumine?” Furina gestured to the blonde in question.
She waved weakly and Paimon batted at her shoulder.
“Not likely.”
“I know you said that Lady Ningguang sent a hit squad after you,” Keqing frowned. “But I accessed the Millileth records just a day prior. Any and all official Millileth activity should be redirected there– none, even us the Qixing, dare to break this rule.”
“I see then. Very well… I’ll ask her myself. When did she say the meeting was to be?”
“Two days from now, noon on the dot.”
“The almighty Tianquan of the Qixing found time in her schedule that fast?”
“...she picked out the least important meeting, scheduled it further back, and set aside this time.”
“I see. How honored I am.”
Lumine squinted at the strip of paper as they stood beside the floating plaustrite platform.
“Do… you… sell the moon here?”
The man reading the newspaper beside the platform stood up, surprised.
“Yes.. How many would you like?”
“It would be, uh, unwise to speak of numbers here.”
“Excellently said. Are you three, by chance, the visitors Lady Ningguang has requested to meet today?”
“Yes,” Furina said, annoyed. “Can we go up?”
“A-ah! Of course. Right this way…”
He turned around and mumbled something about “Yuheng” before the platform started ascending.
Furina tried not to look down, because she was pretty sure she’d fall off if she did.
Paimon was still waiting for something to happen, so the platform hit her when she failed to ascend fast enough.
“Ow!”
Lumine picked up Paimon and laughed. “Float faster next time.”
The ascent of the platform visibly slowed after reaching the first layer of wispy cloud.
“Ohh… if we’re meeting the richest person in Teyvat, shouldn’t we have brought a gift…?”
That’s proper protocol for Archons, but she’s hardly a god.
“There’s nothing we could really give her anyways,” Furina pointed out. “We haven’t collected a lot of souvenirs.”
Lumine pulled out a turquoise crystal.
A turquoise–
“You took Dvalin’s crystallized poison??” Furina demanded.
“Hey!” Lumine protested. “I thought we’d established I was a hoarder!”
Paimon seemed over the moon. “That’s a rare and exotic gift! Ohhhh even an Archon would appreciate that!”
“I don’t think Venti would appreciate seeing his friend’s purified poison.” Furina crossed her arms. “That’s like gifting me a piece of Neuvillette’s charred hair.”
“Oh.” Paimon stopped wiggling in Lumine’s arms. “I guess.”
“But as much as I hate it,” Furina lamented. “You’re right. Hand it over, let’s package it up.”
Notes:
Lyudmila was, depressingly, sent back to Mondstadt.
“Don’t be so glum,” Mikhail said, pouring her another glass of Firewater. “A Harbinger personally invited you to Liyue with her! This is the opportunity of a lifetime!”
Lyudmila sighed, swirling the liquid around and watching it. “She didn’t tell me anything at all,” she sulked. “I just hope the gnosis mission goes well.”
“Psh, with the Lady Signora at the head? I’m su–”
“Yes, we know,” the bartender snapped. “You’ve come here thrice in the past week and you’ve said that phrase a total of five times.”
Lyudmila’s gaze snapped up, surprised.
He wore a bartender’s uniform, but had flaming red hair that could be mistaken by none.
“Honestly, if you think they’re going to get a hold of the six gnoses,” he said, wiping a glass and setting it down. “Then you’ve got something else coming.”
Lyudmila, though she too hated the spiels Mikhail often launched into, leapt to his defense. “That’s insane,” she said, preparing to summon her Cicins at a moment’s notice. “How are you so sure the elite warriors of her Majesty, the Tsaritsa, will fail?”
The young Ragnivindr deigned to her a dry smile. “You went to Liyue for the same person.”
Chapter 13: oh no! chopsticks! my mortal enemy!
Summary:
my bad
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“The Jade Chamber…”
Even Furina had to admit that this place was majestic, even more so than staring at it from afar.
She tried her hardest not to look down, as she had on the platform, and walked over to the two guards blocking the entrance.
They let her through without a word.
Good.
Ningguang was at the entrance, and it seemed she had been waiting there for quite some time. She was consulting someone else– a secretary? – and turned around to Furina.
“Ah. Madam Focalors… you’re quite early.”
“A good first impression matters, especially when you’re the one I’ll be negotiating with now.” Furina shrugged.
“We brought you a gift!” Paimon piped up. “Furina and Lumine have gathered this from the Dragon of the East during our travels in Mondstadt!”
Ningguang took the box. “A gift for me? You have my thanks. Considering you were my guests, I suppose I should’ve prepared something more than what I did.”
Her secretary came forwards to Furina, holding a round box with a stamp sealing it shut.
“For you, Madam Focalors,” she said. “From Lady Ningguang. We hope it is to your liking.”
Furina opened it.
It was a cloudy glass rhombus.
A Masterless Vision.
From the looks of the metal frame, a Liyuen Vision.
..what am I supposed to do with this?
“In most families, Masterless Visions become important family heirlooms,” Ningguang commented. “This one belonged to a previous Tianquan– it was said that he once halted a fleet of invading ships with his Hydro power alone.”
Oh shit, can I do that?
Focalors gave a tiny nudge.
That’s amazing! Could… could I stop the flood with sheer force of will?
…probably not. Focalors wouldn’t have needed to create me if that was it.
“I see.”
Paimon snatched it immediately and inspected it.
…
“Alright, then.” Ningguang gestured to an office area. “Let us begin.”
“Hit squad…?” Ningguang mused. “I have never sent such an elite military combat group, least of all after a god who could easily bring down heavenly retribution.”
Furina frowned.
She doesn't seem like she’s lying… but neither did the terrified soldier. His fear was real.
“But the soldier… he seemed so convinced!” Paimon shook her head. “He nearly took Lumine’s head off!”
“Hmm…” Ningguang mused. “Lady Furina? Anything you wish to contribute?”
Furina shifted on her seat.
She reminds me of the Knave…
“The soldier had real fear,” Furina finally said. “But as far as I know, no godly power can tell lies. I just… learned how to read expressions. Really well.”
Ningguang looked momentarily taken aback, doing an impressive job of slamming her face into a neutral expression. “...I see. What if this fear wasn’t of you, nor of me?”
Paimon’s eyes widened. “Someone else sent him!”
Furina looked down. “Who else has that kind of power and that kind of vendetta against me?”
The Knave.
“Signora!” Paimon shrieked. “Her again!”
… Oh yeah. Her. I forgot.
“The… The Fair Lady?” Ningguang looked momentarily taken aback. “I thought her to be above sending assassins.”
“She jumped the Anemo Archon,” Lumine shrugged. “Not too sure what she’s above.”
Ningguang looked to one of her secretaries, and she made a note on a piece of parchment.
“Very well. During our next diplomatic meeting, I will bring this up.”
…
“No.” Furina said quietly.
“Pardon?”
“I said no. Where are her current lodgings?”
“Lady Furina, I canno–”
“One of my friends –” And the future savior of Liyue– “was nearly killed by her lackies. I’ll bring this up to her myself.”
Ningguang looked to be mentally debating the pros and cons.
She seemed to decide that inciting the wrath of an Archon was not worth it.
“And if I give you her location?”
“I’ll pay her a little visit, is all.”
Having the power to back up threats was amazing.
If her eyes flashed blue just once, everyone backs away.
Because that’s the weight of the title of Archon.
“Being an Archon is amazing,” Furina sighed dreamily, storing the box away. “I’ll never get used to this.”
Lumine and Paimon shared a glance.
“But you’ve been an Archon for five hundred years…?”
“Oh.” Furina turned around. “I have, b-but just the weight of your name is something you never really get used to.”
Paimon nodded, mollified. “That’s understandable. Paimon would never get used to it either!”
“ You’d probably use your title to get free Sweet Madames.” Furina teased.
“Hey!” Paimon crossed her arms. “You’re the one who implemented a bunch of weird laws in Fontaine!”
“That’s very true,” Furina said thoughtfully. “You’d be illegal the first three days of a month.”
“What??” Paimon shrieked.
“ You qualify as a ‘floating object’,” Furina nodded, smirking at Paimon’s increasingly outraged face. “We’d have to attach you to Lumine’s wrist or something.”
“L- like a balloon??” Paimon gasped, darting to Lumine’s side with pleading eyes. “Lumineeeee! Furina’s gone on a power trip! You have to stop her!”
Lumine snapped out of her thoughts and smiled at Paimon. “We’ll buy you some Grilled Tiger Fish tonight to make up for it, okay?”
Furina couldn’t help but notice her smile didn’t reach her eyes.
“Mhm! We just got our first paycheck from the Adventurer’s Guild, right?” Furina pat around for the cheque Katheryne gave them. “It’s actually quite a bit more than I expected! Though, still, not that much.”
At that, Lumine’s smile became a bit more real. “You are the Archon of Teyvat’s technological hub. You probably have access to more money than the entire Guild.”
Furina huffed. “My creations in Fontaine provide more than enough funds for our journey.”
Lumine laughed. “It’s still good to be in the Adventurer’s Guild. I hear they have a lot of good contacts.”
“Haven’t met a single ‘contact’ who can help me save Fontaine, nor have we met one that has seen your brother, though.”
Lumine smiled sadly.
“Anyways, since Signora is still outside of Liyue, we have a few days to relax and kick back.” Furina turned to Lumine and Paimon. “Let’s get that reward we were promised from that Harbinger.”
Childe was still in the bank, consulting Ekaterina about a recent debt collection.
Halfway to the Northland Bank, Furina felt that prick of Electro watching them again, and from the way Lumine had stiffened, she had too.
And, of course, right on cue, he turned around, applauding.
“Welcome back! I can’t say I was expecting you to be back so soon, but this is a welcome surprise.” Childe motioned to Ekaterina, who pulled out a cheque. “Your five hundred thousand Mora, as promised.”
“And the talk?” Furina questioned, crossing her arms.
“I’ve sent a messenger to our active Harbinger in Inazuma, the Balladeer.” Childe nodded. “All forces in communication with him shouldn’t attack you during your stay in Inazuma.”
During your stay in Inazuma. Furina echoed. Still free to attack us in Liyue, or beyond.
But… who’s the Balladeer…?
“I see.” Furina handed the cheque to Paimon, who flew around in giddy circles looking at the number. “But I’m sure you’ve figured out who I am.”
Childe’s friendly smile wavered. “Signora told me, yes.”
“Not going to try and steal my gnosis?”
“Signora’s methods are less-than-agreeable,” Childe argued. “Most other Harbingers are above such methods. You’re also an Archon– one of the most influential, in fact. I wouldn’t be able to guarantee the safety of me nor my family in Snezhnaya.”
He views family as important.
“Alright then,” Furina nodded. “I believe, then, that our deal here is done.”
“Not quite,” Childe procured another large bag of Mora. “Per Liyue custom, I believe a business dinner is to be partaken in.”
“Dinner?” Paimon perked up.
“In the Liuli Pavillion, no less,” Childe beamed. “Every few weeks, we reserve a place just in case a situation like this comes up. Plus, there’s someone else I’d like you to meet.”
Lumine and Paimon looked at the menu with wide eyes.
“So many options!!”
“I’ve tried many dishes, but some here are completely new!!”
An affluent-looking man in a crisp Fontainian suit exited one of the dining rooms looking posh as he talked with someone else.
His eyes, disdainful, skimmed over Lumine, Paimon, and Childe, before instantly halting on Furina and shimmying away slowly.
Furina lifted her chin and entered the dining hall, taking a seat, herself and Lumine sandwiching Paimon between them.
A few moments later, after placing their order for drinks, a man came in.
My Hydro!
The Hydro she had scattered on the man as a tracker was faint, but still there, muffled by a layer of solid Geo energy.
This, then, was the suspicious man at Third-Round Knockout.
Except now, a thin layer of recognition settled over her.
Where have I seen him before…?
Zhongli turned over to face Furina. “Hmm? Third-Round Knockout, of course.”
Oh, did I say that out loud…?
“No, before that.” Furina frowned. “I’ve seen you before.”
His face was completely unreadable. Furina was mildly unsettled. “I do not believe we have.”
Furina’s eyes tracked his Vision as he sat down. He took a sip of the fragrant wine in his cup and motioned to Childe.
“Right. To business.” Childe nodded, handing the slip of paper with their order to the waitress. “So. I hear Director Hu has finished most of the preparation for the Rite of Parting?”
The Rite. Lumine took part in it last time around, right? The Steambird had a column on it.
“She has,” Zhongli nodded. “I hear Lumine here is searching for the Geo Archon, Rex Lapis– who is, sadly, no longer among us.”
“Zhongli here works for the organization known as Wangsheng,” Childe fumbled with his chopsticks. “The Fatui have always appreciated friends who walk among the shadows.”
“That’s a funny way of talking about Liyue’s one and only funeral service.” Furina scoffed.
“I thought he meant a serial killing agency…!” Paimon whispered to Lumine.
She nodded back.
The waitress came back with a few of their dishes on a rolling cart.
“But, nonetheless,” Zhongli set his cup down. “The body of Rex Lapis has been squirreled away by the Qixing– I hear you wish to meet the Archons? Then the Rite will be your last chance to do so.”
“But if he’s dead,” Lumine interjected. “How does that help me find my brother, and how does that help F– uhh, with anything at all?”
Childe glanced at Zhongli.
“Gods have been known to have lingering spirit after death,” Zhongli said. “Recently, he is said to have sent dreams to the adepti. This is reason enough to attempt to communicate from beyond the veil, no?”
Alarm bells started ringing in Furina’s head.
How does he know that?
Those stuffy adepti wouldn’t have communicated with a mere human.
“That’s true,” Lumine pondered. “And it wouldn’t take much time. The ceremony is just to be a quiet one, right?”
“Of course not!” Paimon shook her head. “Rex Lapis is the most important god of all. The Rite of Parting would be at least as publicized as the Rite of Descension!”
“Paimon is correct,” Zhongli nodded. “The ritual itself is a somber affair, yet many will attend in hopes of seeing an adeptus up close. There is time for six weeks afterwards to leave individual offerings.
“In Liyuen culture, six is a lucky number.” Childe said, as he dropped a chopstick. “These chopsticks… uggh…”
Furina lifted her chin and flawlessly picked up a soup dumpling, neatly eating it in one bite.
Lumine seemed to be well-versed in chopsticks already, and Paimon was enough of a gourmet to know how.
“After a few final preparations for the Rite of Parting, we’ll be able to partake in it.” Zhongli helped himself to some more wine. “But by then, the entire place will be completely crowded with merchants and spectators. I believe it is best for you to visit the body while it is still placed under guard.”
“So dreams can visit us?” Paimon asked. “How does that work?”
“As a mere mortal, I dare not presume how the workings of an Archon happen,” Zhongli smiled. “But I hope the answer shall be clear when you visit.”
A Fatui agent came in and Childe’s eyes widened before he dropped his chopsticks, said a quick goodbye, and left.
…
“You seem awfully sure about this.” Furina finally said. “With your level of expertise, I don’t think you’re human.”
Zhongli raised an eyebrow. “Oh? I’m flattered that the Hydro Archon of Fontaine thinks my expertise to be that impressive.”
“No. I mean you really don’t seem human.” Furina’s eyes dropped to the Vision hanging behind the chair. “Lumine, look at his Vision.”
Lumine’s eyes flashed white and she looked down.
“Has a Geo shimmer,” she shrugged. “Looks to be real.”
“Not quite . Give me the Geo gemstones we got from the commissions.”
Zhongli suddenly stiffened.
Lumine’s eyes flashed white again as she compared the two.
“Nope, looks different.”
“What?”
Lumine compared the two again, before pulling out a Hydro gemstone and comparing it to Furina’s Vision.
“It looks real,” Lumine repeated. “It has a different shimmer from your Vision, and a different shimmer from the gemstone.”
If my old false Vision was made from those gemstones… how come Signora didn’t notice…?
Something else to question her about when I bash her face in.
“I…”
Wrong again, Furina.
“Lyney couldn’t have killed Cowell, because… uh… Cowell killed Cowell!”
“I’m sorry, Monsieur,” Furina said. “Good day to you.”
“He gave us this map…” Paimon inspected the map in question. “This location… should be the Golden House!”
Paimon flew towards the exit. “Let’s go, then!”
Lumine looked at the gemstone. “Furina…”
“It’s fine,” Furina sighed. “Even an Archon is bound to be wrong sometimes.”
“No, not that,” Lumine shook her head. “You know your gnosis?”
“...what about it?”
“It had a concentration of Geo as high as that.” Lumine shrugged helplessly. “I think you’re right, anyways. There’s no way this guy’s a regular person.”
“I–”
Furina jumped as a massive earthquake rumbled through the road.
“What was that?” Paimon shrieked.
Lumine looked to Furina and they both nodded. Lumine grabbed Paimon and they melted into bubbles, landing on a roof.
The three adepti they had met up with were raging at Ningguang, who seemed just as resolute. Keqing stood behind Ningguang, along with a few of the Millileth.
Wait, no– two of the adepti. Cloud Retainer was having another reunion with Ganyu, asking if she had been eating well.
“Really? It’s hardly been a few days!” Paimon crossed her arms.
Furina laughed.
Lumine scanned the sight again, watching as they argued, but a mop of ginger hair caught her eye.
“Furina,” Lumine said urgently. “Childe.”
Furina’s gaze snapped over to his hand. A piece of paper…
She turned to Paimon, looking at her hand– it was empty.
“What–”
Paimon followed Furina’s gaze.
…
“Paimon’s sorry!!”
Lumine looked around too, sighed, and leapt off, using her wing glider to slowly follow Childe to the small building in the distance.
Notes:
“The Qixing did whaaaaat?” Lyudmila slurred.
“I know, right!” Mikhail shook his head. “To think they’d turn on us the first chance we got!”
“Wait…” Lyudmila looked down.
“Hmm?”
“But this is happening right now.” Lyudmila said, swirling the goblet of strong firewater.
“Yes?” Mikhail asked impatiently.
“How… how do we know this?”
“What?”
“I mean,” Lyudmila worried at her mask. “If this is happening right now, and Teyvat has no means of extremely fast communication, like e-mail, how do we know this is happening?”
“Lyudmila, you drank too much firewater again.”
“No! I mean, listen to me! How do we know all the stuff that goes on in the world?”
“Lyudmila. Stop drinking so much firewater.”
Chapter 14: the golden house would be SO easy to steal from
Summary:
I tried posting this earlier, but when I transferred over the text from google docs it made some weird thing— — or something.
Weird. I’ll switch to word now— find and replace in my google doc just crashed it because of the amount of words, so I really did have to do that anyways.
let me know if you find any of those — things I didn't manage to edit out.
Also I've just been realizing most of my paragraph breaks and italics haven't been showing up properly…Actually, maybe I’ll just directly type on ao3….………
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Paimon crashed into a tree during landing, while Furina and Lumine landed gracefully on the ground.
Paimon rubbed her head sadly and stomped the air while she yelled at Furina for something.
The guards of the Golden House had been wounded— not seriously, though.
“Looks like a blunt hit on the head,” Lumine observed. “We should call a medic.”
“Not now,” Furina strode past them and blasted the door open. “We still have business that takes priority, you know.”
Paimon floated in cautiously as Furina’s eyes slowly adjusted to the dimmer light level.
That’s— a lot of Mora.
“That’s a lot of Mora!” Paimon cheered, diving in and rolling around in the freshly minted Mora. “Ahhhh! Oh, the smell of money!”
Lumine came in after them and shut the door.
Furina turned around to meet with Lumine, who already had her sword drawn and scanning the area for danger.
There.
A Hydro construct— perhaps a blade, by the shape of it— flew towards them, clearly aimed for the head.
Furina pulled together her will, whipping around and slashing her right arm to the side.
She heard a satisfying splash as the blade landed, formless on the Mora below.
“I can’t say I wasn’t expecting you guys here,” Childe clapped, standing beside the body of Rex Lapis. “But too little, too late. You’ve fulfilled your jobs as guides, have you not?”
He tapped the body a few times, the scales rattling a bit.
“If you were Fatui, I’d expect you’d be entitled to a feast and a generous reward from the Tsaritsa herself. But now? Archon or not, all you’re doing is standing in my way like worthless dross.”
“You Harbingers really are all the same,” Furina snarled, drawing her sword and walking forwards. “With your treatment of others, can you even call yourselves devotees of the Tsaritsa?”
Childe stiffened. “Her Majesty the Tsaritsa’s dream is the purest thing in this world. We simply follow through to see it happen.”
“Your Tsaritsa, who rules with an iron fist? If the master is anything like the mutts, she’s a far cry from the ‘purest thing,’ don’t you think?”
“...mm.”
Childe reached forward, his hand stabbing through the chest of the body, glowing with white light.
Furina could feel the waves of Cryo spilling out, with just a faint bit of Geo leaking out from the body.
Is this— the Tsaritsa’s power…?
It doesn’t matter. She has no right to treat her fellow gods this way, no matter how much power she has!
He withdrew his hand; it was empty.
Childe whipped around, fury in his eyes, before it softened into manic amusement.
“I see, then,” he chuckled. “The gnosis isn’t there. You guys had the map— you must’ve gotten to it before I did.”
“This guy is off his rocker,” Lumine whispered.
“And even if it’s not, I’ll settle for one gnosis. And the thrill of battle is something I simply cannot pass up.”
Wait—
He lifted his bow and fired two shots of Hydro, which Lumine deflected by quickly setting up a shield.
Paimon, luckily, had enough sense to fly away from danger, and not towards it.
The Geo cracked under the force of four repetitive shots, before shattering completely with the fifth.
Furina ran towards him, lifting her sword and throwing it up, using her right hand to throw down three amorphous blobs, pulsating and spewing bubbles at him.
Childe stumbled in the middle of another shot and seemingly snapped his bow in half in favor of dual knives; the blades Furina had felt coming towards them.
He slashed apart two bubbles and deflected Furina’s blow, turning around and throwing a blade at Lumine, who was jumping at him with her blade elongated with Geo energy.
Furina panicked, dropping her sword and spreading her arms, causing the blades to fall into formless water, but the momentum still struck Lumine in the chest, causing her to fall to the ground.
Paimon flew over, yelling something in Lumine’s ear and trying to lug her out of danger as Furina sent her three blobs crashing towards Childe.
He stumbled, and Furina took the chance to run towards Lumine.
Lumine staggered a bit but stood up, dusting her dress off.
Childe was up too, his bow aimed at the ceil—
“What the—!”
A massive whale sprouted out of his bow, poised to flood the entire area if nothing stopped it.
Furina thrust her hands up, kicking her dropped sword up and pointing it at the whale.
The entirety of the water entered the tip of the blade, she raised her sword, scanning the area for Childe—
Lumine jumped in just in time, knocking Childe off course right before his outstretched hand met it’s mark.
“What the fuck?” Furina cursed, slashing her sword and sending the wave of Hydro back at him. “Did you just try to steal my gnosis? Did your Tsaritsa teach you any manners??”
“If it worked for Signora, it might’ve worked for me too,” he said apologetically. “You can’t fault me for trying.”
I absolutely can!
Furina directed her sword at Childe, and torrents of water streamed out. He tried to run to one side, but Lumine set up a Geo wall and he got blasted into a pile of Mora, the coins shooting up into the sky as he landed.
“ That can’t feel good,” Furina winced.
Childe stood up, lifting his reformed bow and trying to shoot, but Furina controlled his Hydro as soon as it came out, pummeling him into the Mora pile again.
“Alright, then,” he smiled, but it was strained. “Be like that. I can see why Signora was so wary of you two, even before knowing your true identity.”
A layer of Hydro surrounded him, but Furina swept her hand, peeling it away— a mask was on his face and he was crackling with Electro.
“Another Vision?” Furina cursed. “ Where the fuck did you get this one?”
“The Tsaritsa,” he said, a bit TOO smug. “It’s called a Delusion; and let me prove to you just how powerful the Tsaritsa’s gifts are.”
A crackle and Furina’s hairs stood up on end; she pushed Lumine out of the way and barely managed to dodge a thunderbolt, falling as she did.
Fuuuuuu—
Lumine engaged Childe in combat, but she started faltering too, focusing on her Anemo to keep his spear trapped, using Geo for some ineffective offensives.
Furina stood and started running at Childe, but at the last moment had to redirect her attention to another bolt of lightning.
She misjudged— the bolt did not come from the front, and instead came from the left.
Her Hydro shield managed to block some of the attack, but most of it hit her square in the chest, and she fell over, some of her own Electro-charged Hydro falling on her— the remnants of her shield.
She screamed, a shrill sound that caused both Lumine and Childe to be momentarily distracted, giving Paimon time to bravely throw a couple of Mora at Childd. He was adequately surprised when several heavy Mora clunked into his head and turned around, which led to Lumine getting the jump on him and knocked his sword away.
Owww. Ow. Owwwwwwwwwwww.
It felt like thousands upon thousands of needles, pricking her over and over and over, with nothing but her divinity to shield her.
Focalors was trying her best, leaning into the advantage of a godly body, using the immense healing power of Hydro to patch Furina up.
For a god who spent half an eternity cooped up in the Oratrice, you sure know a lot about healing.
The splendor of the court cannot continue on forever. I had to find some way to pass the time, you know.
It was only after the battle that Furina realized Focalors had talked for the first time since she’d— traveled back? Reincarnated? She did not know.
But in the moment, after a disgruntled Lumine blasted away most of the water, ruining Furina’s hairdo (though it puffed back into shape, having been like that for so long), but the charged water was gone and the damage had been healed.
Furina stood back up, picking up her dropped sword, and they faced Childe, who was throwing Electro at poor Paimon, who sought solace behind the Exuvia, and the lingering Geo energy shielded her well enough.
With Paimon gone, he turned back towards the two of them.
“You can’t hide Rex Lapis’ Gnosis from me forever, can you? Just give it up, and I’ll save Focalors’ for another day.”
“We don’t even know where it is,” Furina sighed mockingly, twirling her sword around. “If only you had the mental aptitude to realize— but I cannot expect someone as brawn-over-brain as you to think past the dopamine rush of battle.”
A vein twitched in his forehead.
“You lie.”
“And you jest,” Furina countered. “Even you couldn’t have actually thought we had the gnosis?”
“Honestly, man,” Lumine sighed, doing an excellent job of hiding her tiredness. “Just give it up. You’re not beating both of us, we have nothing you want, so why stay?”
“...”
For one hopeful moment, Furina believed.
She was a fool to do so.
A blast of purple light exploded out of Childe.
Dvalin’s Abyssal energy!
No. Not that.
But similar.
!!!
When Furina felt the wave wash over her, she felt significantly more tired, but Lumine seemed fine, and Childe—
Childe was now clad in armor, a flowing cape of Abyssal energy behind him. Constant pulses of that horrible energy, the one that ate away at her soul, the one which had killed her predecessor, Egeria—
“I can’t get too close to him or I’ll be completely useless,” Furina warned. “I’ll stay back as backup; I’m sorry, Lumine.”
“It’s fine,” Lumine nodded, determined. “Stay safe, Furina.”
And she leapt into battle.
Furina used her sword to direct Hydro energy at Childe whenever she could, saving Lumine from a nasty gash on her leg and collecting a bunch of Mora to create a whip of both Hydro and cold, hard Mora.
That caught his ankle and he twisted, almost falling, using his spear at the last second to stab the ground, which cracked ominously.
The ground crumbled beneath them, Paimon hurrying out from behind her Exuvia shelter to watch as Furina turned both Lumine and herself into water right before hitting the ground, solidifying with no damage done.
“That’s a neat trick,” Childe commented, his voice distorted and weird. “You must teach me it someday, when we’re somewhere more— cordial.”
“What Sinthe have you been drinking?” Furina demanded. “You’re clearly aiming to kill, and wondering if I’ll teach you?”
He contemplated for a moment. “You’re right. I’ll teach myself, then.”
Lumine stabbed towards him, getting a clean shot on the arm, and he recoiled, hissing.
Furina felt the Abyssal energy weaken and she charged forwards, swinging her sword in an arc and releasing torrents of Hydro energy, assisted by both Focalors and her gnosis— for she felt this was an adequate time to use it (and if it was given to her, she had the right to do so as an Archon! ) — and Childe was blasted, again, into the Mora piles, this time fizzling out entirely.
All the Abyssal energy left the vicinity, and Furina breathed a sigh of relief.
“Look!” Paimon fluttered over. “Childe is back to normal!”
Furina peered down at him.
“It appears so,” Lumine observed. “What do we do with him now?”
He sat up, groaning, his body clearly shaken from the energy he had released.
“You have no idea how to use that transformation,” Furina realized. “You fool. Why would you harness something you can’t even control?”
I can’t control the gnosis either…
Shut up, inner Furina! That was necessary!
Childe sighed. “Still needs some work, I guess. Now that my head is clearer… there really was no chance you beat me to the gnosis.”
“No shit,” Lumine gasped. “But if it’s not here, where is it?”
Childe shrugged. “But if it’s not here… a real head scratcher indeed. But I believe a logical conclusion would be that Morax still lives.”
Furina’s head snapped up. “What?”
“And if he’s alive, I’ll have to draw him out somehow, right?”
A smile grew on his face. “And I think I have just the way to do it.” He sighed. “I must admit, I find it quite distasteful— but knowing it’ll draw the power of two Archons and the Anomaly out…”
He stood up, Sigils of Permission orbiting around him.
Dozens of them must be here…
How— how does he have all of these?!!
“I knew you lied,” Furina hissed. “But only halfway. What are these, artificial?”
“I’m surprised you found out,” he clapped. “But yes. The Fatui have technology surpassing even Fontaine. We studied and learned to reproduce those Sigils— the one you had was a byproduct.”
“If it didn’t work, we would have died?” Lumine stepped forwards, raising her sword into a battle stance. “You were willing to risk that?”
Childe shifted. “You probably wouldn’t have died. But at the time, I didn’t know that you were an Archon, so yes, I was prepared to sacrifice you three.”
“All that power contained in Sigils…” Furina realized. “You’re going to blast away the prisons of the old gods.”
“Just one for now,” he lifted his hand and all the Sigils started ripping. “If Morax still isn’t drawn out… we’ll see about another.”
He shifted into Hydro, copying Furina and flying upwards—
“That’s my ability!” she stomped her foot, causing his bubble to pop and him to start tumbling back down.
The Sigils were almost fully ripped by now.
“You—!”
Childe turned around, turned into Electro, and zipped away.
Lumine and Paimon gathered around Furina and the three of them sped upwards together.
“The Jade Chamber!!”
Notes:
Lyudmila groaned. “Master Childe… did what…”
Mikhail shifted nervously. “I would hate to be the Fatui’s legal representation right now.”
“Forget the legal representation, he confessed to unleashing a vengeful god on Liyue to the Archon of Fontaine,” Lyudmila banged her head into the table repeatedly. “Ohhh my Archon. He’s so screwed…”
The other Fatui agents in the squad deployed to Mondstadt were similarly moping.
“Maybe… maybe the court will find him innocent? We do have some of the best legal representation in Teyvat…”
“Mikhail, do you hear yourself. Master Childe confessed to an ARCHON. And the Archon of legal stuff, no less…”
He gave up, uncorking another bottle of firewater and pouring himself a generous helping. “May the Tsaritsa save him…”
Chapter 15: not as big as klee's explosions, though
Summary:
MY BAD IM SORRY FINALS ARE OVER NOW
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The Jade Chamber nearly hit them, but at the last moment Furina tugged them all upwards— they hit Ganyu instead, and the poor girl fell over as the combined weight of Lumine, Furina and Paimon crashed into her.
A few clinks sounded against the stone floor...
“Ohhh my Archon! I’m so sorry!”
“L-lady Furina?”
“Madam Focalors?”
Ningguang and Keqing rushed over. “What happened?”
From the corner of her eyes, Furina noted a couple of Millileth.
“Childe, that Harbinger…” Furina groaned, rolling off of Ganyu and helping her to her feet. “He created multiple artificial Sigils of Permission, and is might be using them to shatter the prison of one of the old gods— Osial, Overlord of the Vortex, I’d wager. He’s been the most vengeful over the past five centuries.”
Ningguang set her jaw, looking over at the storm. “I suppose. But perhaps it is too early to decide if he will carry through. Numerous storms like these have been stirred up before."
“No, like he confessed,” Lumine helped Paimon regain her floating. “Confessed to unleashing a god to draw out Morax, already. Paimon, did you steal Mora?"
Paimon seemed to think this was an appropriate time to flop onto the ground and play dead.
“But Rex Lapis is dead,” Keqing wondered. “How can you draw out a dead god?”
Lumine shrugged. “Beats me.”
The Jade Chamber hovered above Guyun Stone Forest, the adepti and the rest of them waiting.
Speaking of—
The adepti rushed over, a collection of all the ones they met. Xiao was there, Cloud Retainer, Mountain Shaper, Moon Carver, an old woman Furina didn't recognize-
And Ganyu. Oops...
“Is Shenhe still at Jueyun?”
Cloud Retainer nodded. “One found it prudent to leave Shenhe at home. After all, the gods are not to be trifled with, and with Shenhe’s— nevermind. What matters is the issue at hand. Tianquan of the Qixing, the plan?”
Ningguang nodded, determined. "Through important field work done by one Mr. Zhongli of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, I've successfully recreated the Guizhong Ballista, and the Illuminated Cloud Retainer has modified it to be a weapon on par with gods. We'll use that to barrage Osial until... until someone can swoop in and deliver the final blow to put him back to sleep."
"Not kill him?" Keqing questioned. "Why would we let go of an opportunity to vanquish one of the most active defeated gods of Liyue?"
"Because we'll probably die with him," Ningguang responded simply. "Madam Focalors outlined that quite clearly during her trial."
Furina couldn't stop associating the words 'her trial' with that trial.
"Right. Then... let's get on it." Lumine walked over to the edge of the Chamber and peered down. "Brace yourselves, everyone. The stone is cracking."
Ningguang nodded to her three attendants and Paimon. "Seek shelter within the Chamber. We will let you know when to evacuate, or when it is safe to come back."
They all rushed in after a quick thanks.
Everyone waited with bated breath.
...
The stone spear prison exploded, shrapnel flying every which way. A dome of Geo expanded, shielding them all and directing the rocks to the ocean.
A five headed hydra, glowing with power, emerged; the final remnants of the Sigils Childe used scattering around it, landing on the water as harmless paper.
"That's Osial," Moon Carver mumbled. "And here one thought he was finally vanquished..."
Ningguang didn't respond, calling on her power to create a massive platform, the Ballistae emerging from portals.
"Woah..."
Lumine and Furina briefly gawked at the weapons for a moment before shaking out of it.
Furina took her place on the center of the platform, calling on the oceans to hold Osial in place, stopping him from targeting Liyue.
The three adepti they had met in Jueyun Karst leapt into action, aiming the Ballistae towards
Osial and pummeling him.
Furina felt the god shift and clamped her hands closer together, an invisible force keeping them apart even as she tried to force them together.
They heard a faint roar from the god as the hits connected.
"Keep going!" Lumine cheered.
Furina glanced back.
Lumine was hurling meteors towards the god, each one staggering him a little.
Right as Cloud Retainer scored a direct hit between Osial's eyes, Furina felt a wave of Abyssal energy.
The adepti seemed to have sensed it too, for when she turned back, both Xiao and Ganyu were tensed, weapons glowing with energy and ready to spring.
Three portals materialized, exploding with that wretched, godsforsaken energy; and soldiers... soldiers of the Fatui came walking out.
Furina felt the force jerk and slammed her hands down, hitting the platform and forcing Osial back into the whirlpool.
"Cover Madam Focalors and the adepti!" Ningguang ordered. "At all costs, stop them from attacking the Ballistae!"
"All able Millileth forces, with me! Repel the enemy!"
Through her senses in the water, Furina felt another vessel; a large ship, perhaps?
It opened fire at Osial, who tried to twist his head and see. Furina, of course, could not let him.
Keqing, Lumine, and Xiao leapt into action, each slash of the blade felling a soldier. Furina briefly felt sorry for them as their bodies tumbled off the platform, but decided against it.
Furina felt beads of sweat start to form, even as cold winds whipped her hair around. Her hat, by some miracle, did not fly away, and Furina quietly thanked Venti, just in case it was him.
Keqing stabbed the last soldier through the middle as Ningguang closed off the portals.
"The interlopers are no more!" Moon Carver boomed. "Now, we may commit ourselves fully!"
Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper aimed together at the right head. One last clean shot and it tumbled, dipping just briefly under the water-
Furina snatched the opportunity up, turning her attention to keeping the head submerged, feeling bubbles emerge as the god, still battered under the fire of the Ballistae, panicked.
"One last push!" Keqing shouted.
But it seemed Osial pushed harder.
"BACK TO THE CHAMBER!" Lumine bellowed, throwing Keqing back onto the safe stone floor of the Chamber and leaping over with a gust of Anemo. A glowing aura surrounded her; the product of three different adeptal energies bolstering her physical body.
The four other Osial heads reared, combining an insane amount of energy into a ball and raining down energy in a bullet hell. Furina abandoned her attempts to suffocate Osial and focused all of her energy into a protective sphere for the Chamber.
She had no time to think about Liyue Harbor, but trusted that the people had been evacuated. Thankfully, though, the bullets seemed to be concentrated on them.
Or not. Maybe it was unfortunate.
Ningguang bolstered the defences with her own Geo, creating a solid shell in addition to the pure energy of Furina's shield. Waves upon waves of energy crashed into both of them, deflected or absorbed, as a gentle wind lifted Furina back to the Chamber and off of the unstable platform.
But then the shield cracked.
Ningguang's Geo shattered, shrapnel disappearing as she recalled the energy. Bullets crashed into the source of the attacks- the Guizhong Ballistae- and through the platform, which promptly shattered as well.
"Ohhhhh my Archon," Ganyu heaved.
"We're absolutely fucked," Furina agreed.
The adepti moved over, somber clear even through inhuman faces.
"Without the covering fire of the Guizhong Ballistae, one fears the battle will be difficult," Cloud Retainer determined. "We should halt here, and search for reinforcements before proceeding."
"But... the Jade Chamber is our last line of defence! We can't give another inch, no matter what!"
"We know, Ganyu," Furina wrung her hands, watching the shattered remains of the Ballistae drifting around the ocean. "But realistically, our tiny weapons are no match against him. Your adeptal powers can't defeat a god bolstered by Sigils, and my archon powers were too underdeveloped to do anything."
Ningguang was quiet.
What can I do?
I should've practiced more.
"Lady Ningguang?"
I'm so incompetent.
I'm a worthless Archon.
"I have... another idea."
If I had learned to fight beforehand, maybe I would have a better chance of fighting him off.
"...I'll sacrifice the Jade Chamber."
Furina's racing thoughts screeched to a halt.
"What?"
"What is the meaning of this?" Cloud Retainer asked, bewildered.
"...I understand." Xiao donned his mask.
Ningguang's hands were, for the first time since Furina met her, shaking slightly.
"But the Jade Chamber is the culmination of your life's work," Furina said, astounded. "You'd... sacrifice it... that fast?"
"My life's work means nothing if Osial wipes Liyue off the map," Ningguang looked up, determined. "Traveler... Madam Focalors... lend me a hand."
Furina steeled herself. "I understand."
Keqing went inside to gather Paimon and the three attendants.
The Millileth stood at the edge of the Chamber, prepared to jump off.
Lumine lifted her sword and stabbed downwards, all of the glowing aura surrounding her melting into her sword, which cut through the stone like butter. The Chamber creaked, once, twice, and started dropping, a meteor of elemental energy and the sheer weight of stone crashing down.
Everyone leapt off, the adepti heading back towards the harbor, walking on thin air or flying through the sky. A gust of wind sent them downwards at speeds that would have splattered them on impact with the water, but the ocean swallowed them up unharmed and sent them speeding towards Liyue Harbor, away from the blast zone.
By turning a structure held up by energy into a missile, Ningguang had sent a bomb with power rivaling the gods down towards Osial, Overlord of the Vortex.
As if in slow motion, the water around everyone in the ocean solidified into an impermeable shell, shrapnel of the Chamber bouncing harmlessly off the surface as the blobs torrented towards the pier.
"Is everyone alright?"
'Furina' dusted herself off, all the water slipping off as soon as she had landed on the dock.
The sky was slowly clearing, making way for the morning sun.
Furina hadn't noticed it was morning. Does that mean that they fought Childe for far longer than expected?
Whatever the case, everyone was hugging and rejoicing in the ability to enjoy continued existence on this world.
'Furina' gazed at the adepti, who were standing a ways away from the rest of the group.
"Everyone seems to be safe and accounted for," Ningguang observed.
Her voice was flat and lacked the velvet it usually had.
"That's good," Keqing said wearily. "There shouldn't be any casualties on the harbor. I didn't see any attacks directed towards it."
"Whatever the case, the effects of the Sigils last but a short amount of time." Moon Carver intoned. "The Jade Chamber seemed to have dealt the finishing blow on a god weakened by time."
Ningguang took a shaky breath. "We are... indebted to you the adepti for your assistance. If not for your intervention, Liyue Harbor would have had a much more difficult time rebuilding."
"Hhhmmmmmmph. Save your flattery."
"Hey, hey," 'Furina' interjected. "She's had a rough day. You know, her entire life's work being sacrificed to defend Liyue? Cut her some slack."
The adepti turned to 'Furina.' "Archon of Hydro, this concerns you not. The Tianquan must surely remember the reason for our visit?"
"Now, now," Madame Ping sighed. "She is right, you know. A testament to her entire life as a businesswoman and as a member of the Qixing has just been sacrificed."
Ningguang sighed. "I was hoping that the sacrifice could at least bring some material to the negotiation board, but alas."
"Hmmph. Nevermind. We shall continue this at a later date... for the Archon of Hydro seems to have named a culprit for this."
Oh, right.
"Childe, Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers," 'Furina' recalled. "And to think the Tsaritsa was once so sweet and mellow... how she chooses her current subordinates is beyond even me."
"You're talking differently," Paimon observed, flying over. "Something happen?"
'Furina' shrugged elegantly. "I dare to presume that Furina will take care of this from here. She seems to have a multitude of ways to mete out Justice in mind."
"Fur... Furina?" Lumine twitched. She shifted into a subtle battle position, her hand poised to pluck her sword out of her inventory dimension.
"That's no way to treat a friend, is it?" 'Furina' chided.
And
She was back.
"What the-"
Furina whipped around, staring at the place where she knew the Northland Bank would be.
Notes:
"A... a what?"
"A whole batallion, almost. Nine hundred soldiers."
Mikhail covered his face with his hands. "No... no... Master Childe said-"
"Forget what Master Childe said," some soldier to his left snapped. "Eight hundred lost trying to get Liyue, a hundred lost on the Jade Chamber alone. Do those seem like good numbers to you?"
"N-no! But-"
"Drop it, Mikhail," Lyudmila sighed. "The gnosis mission hasn't even completed. Lady Signora is there, but there's been no report. The Liyue mission was a failure."
"There has to be some way, right? There's... no... way...."
"Fuck off with your bootlicking, Mikhail." The soldier from before slammed his fist on the table. "I know we all trust her Majesty the Tsaritsa's Harbingers, but what, in the name of her Majesty, is this? Are you kidding me? Those nine hundred people were our comrades. They had family back in Snezhnaya. Not even you could excuse sending a bunch of them up against the adepti, two of the most powerful members of the Qixing, the Traveler who saved Mondstadt, and the literal fucking Hydro Archon."
Mikhail had nothing to say to that.
Chapter 16: farewell, archaic lord
Summary:
sorry it's a bit short! we're wayyyy ahead of schedule tbh, i planned liyue to take us to chapter 21....
at least it means a longer inazuma! inazuma has some untapped potential i want to explore more to help shape furina into her role as an archon better.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"HANDS UP IN THE AIR WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!"
"Paimon, you're not very threatening. Your voice is kind of squeaky."
"Oh. You do it then, Lumine!"
But her outburst adequately startled the Fatui inside of the bank, who hadn't thought to reach for their weapons.
Sadly, Furina and Lumine's drawn weapons quickly brought them back to their senses.
Ningguang and Keqing had wisely called the Millileth to congregate more around the Northland Bank. In case of an unfortunate skirmish, they were called as a neutral third party to regulate.
The Tianquan and the Yuheng were, under no circumstances, to be present at the location. Diplomacy with the Fatui was always unreliable, and force would shatter Snezhnaya-Liyue relations.
Though... Fontaine-Snezhnaya relations might be screwed after this.
No worry, Furina thought grimly. Neuvillette can handle things in Fontaine, and I could... maybe... get rid of the evidence.
Unfortunately, she wouldn't be able to.
Signora and Childe were both here... with...
"Zhongli."
"Madam Focalors."
"So I was right!" Furina crowed, unsummoning her weapon and throwing her hands in the air. "What are you, an adeptus?"
Lumine coughed into her hand.
"Oh! Right." Furina whipped around and pointed her resummoned sword at Signora. "Anyways. Signora!"
Signora eyed the point of the sword with mild apprehension. "You two again? I'm glad to see you at least remember my name. Though... it may be hard to forget watching helplessly as something precious was snat-"
"If you say what you're about to say, damn it all, I will actually kill you."
Signora tilted her chin up and looked her. "With what? I seem to recall you and your... friend... not even able to kill my subordinates."
"You know that funny little chess piece you want?" Furina stepped forwards. "Even without it, hilariously enough, I could fill your lungs with water and watch them explode under the pressure. Or maybe you'd prefer straight up being turned into a puddle?"
Like the people of Poisson.
A vein in Signora's temple twitched.
Furina was a brilliant actress. She had no clue how to do any of that, but... bluffing was kind of what she did for the last five centuries.
"Whatever." Signora swished her dress. "Now, then."
Childe peeked over. "Lumine, Furina! If it isn't the first time we've met up since Liyue was almost wiped off the map!"
"I'm going to wipe you off the map with that little stunt you pulled," Furina hissed.
"We never should've trusted the Fatui," Lumine said at the same time.
"Kindly refrain from destroying Liyue," Zhongli turned to Furina. "I will be quite unhappy if, even after weathering a massive storm and losing one of its best monuments, it gets reduced to rubble."
Furina grumbled a bit under her breath.
"Hey, hey... we got along quite well near the end, though! Well- except for... you know." Childe turned to Signora, who was talking quietly behind him. "And I wasn't even the real deciever. Curse Signora and Zhongli for leading us on."
"What?" Lumine and Paimon turned to Zhongli.
"I actually-"
"Shut up, Childe," Signora snapped. "You can chat once we're done here. Morax, the Gnosis?"
"Wh-" Paimon spluttered. "You're Rex Lapis?"
Zhongli made a noise of thought. "Indeed. Your friend Focal- Furina guessed something of this caliber early on. Though I must apologize for leading you all on... I have a contract to fulfill."
"That which thou seeketh is now bestowed unto thee, for my promise is solid as stone."
"Hmmph, how sanctimonious." Furina and Signora said at the same time.
They both glared at one another for daring to be in sync.
"What- Paimon thinks that's an exciting twist and all... but why give your Gnosis to the Fatui??"
"He, most unfortunately, did not give it for free," Signora sighed. "The Tsaritsa created a contract benefitting both sides in order to obtain it."
"That's absolutely hilarious," Furina said. "What could possibly be worth a Gnosis?"
"I'd say not to insult her Majesty's intelligence," Signora sneered. "Not after you pulled that false Vision stunt back in the City of Mond. I should kill you for that slight."
Furina laughed. "Kill me, really? Even if you could, you'd be-"
"Furina, not now." Lumine nudged her.
...
This silence is awfully loud.
"Furina... is correct," Zhongli finally stated. "Realistically, there is nothing worth a Gnosis in value. But as the god of contracts, if it was no benefit to me at all, I would not have been inclined to sign it."
"But why'd you feign your death?" Lumine wondered. "I... there's..."
Zhongli sighed. "I suppose you do deserve to know. Follow me to another portion of the Bank- I fear your friend has some... words... to say to the Fair Lady."
Childe took that as his cue to leave, slamming the door and violently screaming outside.
...
Signora turned to look at Furina.
She's taller than me... um...
Furina summoned a block of water to stand on so she could look down on her.
"Hmmph. Petty, much?"
"Shut up or I'll curse you again."
"Speaking of," Signora began. "You tried to curse me back in the City of Mond, didn't you."
"I did."
"What was it you said? 'One way or another, Justice will find you'?" Signora smirked. "I've just completed another great service to the Tsaritsa. What 'Justice' will find me?"
Furina studied her thoughtfully. "Unfortunately, you may be correct. I fear I may have been too vague."
Signora stiffened. She knew what was coming, but, for the first time in a while, was powerless to stop it.
" May you die a failure, alone on foreign soil. "
Signora looked adequately shaken by that. She tried to keep up her glare, but her heels tripped on that wet floorboard that Furina had absolutely nothing to do with. She stumbled a bit, but got outside just fine.
Unfortunately.
The sound of heavy, heavy rain started pouring down on the Bank.
Notes:
Signora sat on a boat, on the way back to Snezhnaya, pondering Furina's words and tried her best to keep up a graceful front.
But no one in Mondstadt cared about her plight. They were busy toasting to the continued survival of the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui.
"Harbinger Childe lives another day!" one of them cried.
"He somehow survived setting a god on Liyue and fighting the Hydro Archon!"
"Woohoo!!!!"
Chapter 17: the answer is, as always, violence
Summary:
I've shifted the Traveler quest to the end of Inazuma, since they didn't return to Mondstadt (and therefore had no chance to meet Dain). My apologies for the oversight :')
Inazuma is here! woohoo!!!!
Also, early update??? 3am motivation has struck me!!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Shame we won't be able to partake in Lantern Rite this year," Paimon sulked as Furina doled out macaroni to the three of them.
"Don't worry about that," Furina handed out forks. "Lantern Rite happens yearly. We'll be back from Inazuma by the next one."
"Speaking of, Ningguang said we'd have to spend quite a while there," Lumine recalled. "Honestly, with how much everyone says Inazuma has been closed off, it's a miracle we got a ferry there in the first place."
"Yeah," Paimon said between mouthfuls. "And the Inazuman Archipelago is pretty big. The Northland Bank isn't operational there, though, so Paimon thinks we should bring a lot of Mora just in case."
Furina hummed. "Already done. I've sent a letter to Neuvillette detailing our exploits, and he should be able to back us up if things go... south."
"We still can't always rely on that," Lumine prodded at a lump of cheese.
"We'll be fine," Furina smiled. "We've fought a Harbinger, and regardless of... dispute... he still has to inform the Fatui operational in Inazuma. There's almost nothing there, bar the Raiden Shogun, of course, that can hurt us."
"You seem to have a really inflated view of the gods," Paimon observed. "It's like watching a nun at the Mondstadt Cathedral, hehe!"
Furina felt her heart drop into her stomach but laughed it off. "I w-was alive for quite a bit before I became an Archon, you know! I have a lot to live up to...!"
Lumine chewed on her macaroni.
A month and a half passed and the day of their departure was arriving.
"Apparently, not a lot of merchants are going on this ship," Furina looked at their letter. "The... Crux?"
"With Captain Beidou," Paimon recalled. "She helped us fight off Osial!"
"Ohhhh, that boat I sensed," Furina nodded. "She's got a really good ship. Good thing too... those Sakoku Decree storms will not be easy to weather."
The Crux, it seemed, was a brilliant dragon-headed Liyuen warship. The mark of a thousand battles was reflected in the way she drifted, the scratches on her hull, and the well-polished figurehead glaring at whatever idiot was foolish enough to fight her crew.
...Furina wanted one too. It looked cooler than the blimps in Fontaine.
They got on and took a look around. Everything seemed to be neat and orderly... but s urprisingly, she saw no one other than the crew.
"Hey," she turned to the man thoughtfully chewing on a leaf. "No one else coming?"
He glanced down, did a double take, and nodded. "I... I believe so?"
"Why not? This time of year is perfect for merchant dealings."
"There have been predictions of the Sakoku Decree being lifted soon. I suspect the merchants are merely biding their time, and dare not risk a dangerous voyage through the lightning storm barrier of the Raiden Shogun."
Lumine and Paimon ran off to say their greetings to Captain Beidou.
He was still in a way that bothered Furina, though.
"You don't like the Raiden Shogun."
Furina said it as a statement. He was remarkably good at keeping a poker face, but not still enough to mask his emotions to her.
"I do not."
"Wow, that was simple." Furina boosted herself to join him on the small tiled roof. "Your attire is Inazuman. I'd expect at least some hesitation."
The mystery man made an infinitesimal movement away from Furina as she plopped herself down.
"Her ideals simply do not align with my own." he stated.
"Oh, you think?" Furina scoffed, mildly irked. "Hoho, quite the contrarian you are."
He closed his eyes. "The Crux will set sail soon. I suggest you head indoors, lest you be blown away."
"Quite frankly, I believe you to be more in danger of being whisked out to sea than I."
The Crux set sail and Furina was alone on the deck with the mystery man- Kaedehara Kazuha, as he introduced himself as.
"Kaedehara... Kaedehara..."
"...why do you keep repeating my family name?"
"I've heard it somewhere before."
"I doubt that."
"I'll remember it eventually."
...
"So..." Furina kicked her legs out a bit as the Guyun Stone Forest came into view. "What's been going on in Inazuma? Ningguang said this ship was one of three ways into the archipelago."
Kazuha chewed on his leaf. "Do you know of a decree being released alongside the Sakoku Decree?"
"Not really," Furina said, surprised. "Inazuman news has been closed off."
"I see." Kazuha shifted a bit to gaze at the Stone Forest. "Then, I take it you don't know about the Vision Hunt Decree."
Furina felt her heart shutter. "The... what...?"
Kazuha eyed her expression. "Around a year ago, the Raiden Shogun issued an edict to 'reclaim' all Visions. If she has closed herself even to her fellow Archons..."
"No," Furina laughed weakly. "No way. Reclaim Visions?"
He nodded silently.
"That's hilarious. There's... no way... right? The Raiden Shogun is- was- a formidable warrior. Why wouldn't she want her people to have access to Visions?"
There's no way. There's no way she would do this.
Vision Hunt? For a whole year? How did I never find out about this in EITHER timeline?
Lumine... what did Lumine do...? The Sakoku Decree was lifted right before Lumine went to Sumeru.
Focalors? FOCALORS?
Radio silence.
"You seem to have a strong opinion on this," Kazuha observed. "That's good. At least you wouldn't try to force such a decree on the people of Fontaine."
Furina whipped around. "How- how do you and Beidou still have Visions? This can't be happening, right? Tell me it's a joke."
"Unfortunately not. Beidou and I never stay long enough for the Shogun to try, and the only resistance against the Decree is from Vision holders themselves."
How the...
Wait. He's lying. He's looking at the trees again.
"That's not true. Who else is fighting back?"
Kazuha looked mildly surprised. "Do you already know? Your scent is awfully dulled for someone so perceptive."
"No. I know you were lying." Furina crossed her arms. "Wait- what do you mean, scent?"
"You have excellent judge of character, then. Not even Beidou could see that far."
"Stop changing the subject." Furina sniffed haughtily.
"My apologies. The shifting winds tell me things about people." Kazuha looked up at the sky. It was rapidly darkening. "As for the resistance... Watatsumi."
"Watatsumi... Watatsumi Island? Does that not also fall under the jurisdiction of the Raiden Shogun?"
"It does, but the leader, Sangonomiya, is a brilliant strategist. She has kept all of the Shogun's forces at bay."
"Sangonomiya, huh." Furina watched the first drops of rain fall on the deck.
"Hey, you two! Better come in if you don't want to get smote!"
Captain Beidou. Furina supposed she was right.
Furina sat in the cabin for herself, Paimon, and Lumine.
They had noticed her somber expression immediately and she sat them down for a talk.
"Lumine... I know you're looking for the Raiden Shogun right now."
Lumine raised an eyebrow. "Ominous."
Furina laughed weakly. "Yeah, I suppose. You know what her ideal is, right?"
"Paimon knows this one!" Paimon piped up, floating over with a box of Mora Meat in hand. "Eternity is to the Shogun as Justice is to you!"
"Mhm. Yes, I do."
"She may have gone too far in her pursuit of Eternity. She's not the same Shogun Fo- I knew before... before the war five hundred years ago."
I knew she was being reclusive, and that Archon relations had shattered around the same time I was brought into being, but...
"The Shogun believes that this will bring about Eternity." Kazuha led Furina down the hall.
"What part of this is Eternity? I know that many people would kill for Visions, and she would just take them away?"
"On this part, you agree with us. The war has been at a standstill for quite a while now. Perhaps you could be the tipping point?"
"No. The Narukami was always quite stubborn. I'm afraid not even Furina will have enough willpower to sway her."
"At least, not Furina alone."
Damnit, Focalors! You can't just start talking out of my mouth whenever you want! Stop spouting prophecies and be useful, damnit!
"We're already on the way to an Inazuman port, though," Lumine said pensively. "There's not a lot we can do, right? Are we just skipping over Inazuma? We've come so far."
"But we can join some people who are already fighting against the Shogun. Their leader is apparently a brilliant strategist, and we're two... 'witnesses.' We can't sway her will one way, but we can do it another."
"I'm not sure why you wanted to come here instead of Narukami Island, but I can understand your reasoning." Beidou pat Furina on the back. "The Crux, too, are friends of Sangonomiya. Good luck with your... quest?"
Lumine winced. "I'm not sure we can call it that."
"Haha, just good luck in general, then." Beidou laughed. "Tell Sangonomiya that I sent you- that should stop any possible friendly fire."
And so it did. They didn't encounter anyone on the small grass path, and soon the Sangonomiya Shrine came into view.
A purple building situated on a mountain, pink rock formations resembling shells of a clam expanding in all directions...
Sloping roofs, pearls as big as Furina's head...
Woah.
"Wow...!" Paimon floated over the edge to get a better view. "That's so beautiful! This is the first time Paimon's ever seen it in person!"
"It was a really popular tourist spot around eighty years ago, but I was always too busy to come," Furina sighed. "It's so beautiful, though..."
Lumine nodded in agreement. "The pinks really compliment the surroundings. Whoever designed this is brilliant."
The three took a moment to admire the architecture.
"Right. Let's get going."
Furina sent the three of them bubbling over.
They landed right in front of the main gate, where a couple of soldiers and shrine maidens were loitering.
In retrospect, Furina should've planned that better.
In the interest of further partnership with Sangonomiya, Lumine and Furina decided not to fight as the two of them allowed themselves to be brought before the Divine Priestess.
The soldier wielding Geo whispered something in her ear and she nodded, her lips tightly pressed together in a grimace.
"What are you two doing in Watatsumi Island?" she asked.
Furina's eyes dropped to the glowing Vision affixed to the bow on her chest.
Hydro... nice.
Lumine and Paimon turned to Furina to sweet-talk them out of this.
"We come in peace," Furina said smoothly. "We came from the Crux, at the recommendation of Kaedehara Kazuha and Captain Beidou."
Sangonomiya stood up and started to walk down her elevated desk towards them. "Are you, now? Do you have any papers proving this?"
Ah, fuck. Should've thought about that one.
"Though we do not, I would like to talk to you privately about something I am certain would pique your interest." Furina said with as much confidence as she could muster. "As I am sure you would not be one to pass up an opportunity to end this war?"
Sangonomiya was, indeed, quite interested by this.
"You two exhibit an abnormally strong level of elemental energy," she said finally. "Though I trust that Captain Beidou may have recommended you, I am afraid I will require some insurance during this conversation. Would you mind handing your Visions over for the duration of this... talk?"
Sangonomiya Kokomi, as she had introduced herself, was a bit perplexed.
"Madam Focalors...? Why would the Hydro Archon abandon Fontaine to come to Inazuma?"
"I did not abandon Fontaine," Furina snapped. "I need to talk to the Raiden Shogun, but if Fo- my memory serves me right, the only way I'm getting to her is through the fist."
"What she said," Lumine nodded. "We both want an audience with the Shogun, but we know better than to do so directly after talking with the crew of the Crux."
Kokomi turned to Lumine. "Though I understand that Madam Focal-"
"Please just call me Furina. I don't want anyone other than you knowing."
"...Though I understand that... Furina... would not have a Vision, how do you not?"
Lumine told her.
"That's... that's incredible! Able to manipulate multiple elements... without a Vision... You're an anomaly! This is monum-"
Kokomi coughed. "I apologize. It must be demeaning to be talked about as a tool. With no pressure, I would like to offer you- both of you- an offer of positions in leadership in the Resistance."
"Wow, that was simple!" Paimon clapped. "To think all you guys have to do is introduce yourselves, hehe!"
Furina laughed and turned to Kokomi. "That is indeed why we're here. Beidou told us about your brilliant strategies- I'm certain you can find a way to end this war, and way to get the Shogun to see reason."
Kokomi blushed a bit, but soon went back to seriousness. "Our battle against the Vision Hunt Decree is entirely without reason. The Decree comes from the support of the Tenryou Commission and the Shogun- the zealous support came out of nowhere, and the Shogun, previously a respectable leader, is now indifferent to the civil war that is occuring."
"That's concerning," Paimon floated to Lumine. "But we can do this! Like Furina said, we just have to make her see reason through force. What would you have us do, Divine Priestess?"
Kokomi smiled, her tired eyes brightening. "I have some ideas."
Notes:
"Focalors got Master Childe to agree to that much?" Mikhail was a bit surprised. "He agreed to that?"
"Apparently," Lyudmila shrugged. "Can't fault her much, though. She did watch two of her Majesty's Harbingers attack a bunch of people."
"Ah." Mikhail buried his face in his hands. "While that's true..."
"She should be heading to Inazuma soon, right? What's stopping us from just jumping her?"
Lyudmila's eyes hardened. "Master Childe agreed to the terms of the exchange beforehand. You would... 'jump'... someone we are indebted to? After she didn't wipe the Northland Bank off the map, like any of the Harbingers would have done?"
"Calm down," Mikhail backed away, alarmed. "I didn't mean that! I... ugh..."
Chapter 18: very real blood. definitely real. trust
Summary:
this chapter is a bit ehhhhhhh and definitely falls somewhere in the extremely ooc category
but at least furina gets some hands-on war experience! such death so wow!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Kokomi ended up doling out some pretty off-field duty.
"We defeated the Shogun's army at the battle of Nazuchi Beach," she explained. "I predict that Kujou Sara will rest and recuperate at their camp in Kannazuka."
Lumine was sent with the special operation unit Swordfish II to scout out Tatarasuna.
Furina was tasked with confirming supplies, due to her prior experience governing Fontaine.
...She neglected to mention the fact that she was mostly just a figurehead.
But whatever. Unimportant details!
Using the nourishing abilities of Hydro, she had converted half of Watatsumi into fertile land.
"Food is the absolute priority," Kokomi had said firmly. "Without food, we will suffer more loss- something we cannot afford."
While dousing the farmland with pure Hydro energy, she had overheard someone talking about a mystery sponsor. She would ask Kokomi about that later.
The water here feels really foreign. I'll send some to Neuvillette- he'd probably like to taste-test these.
She sent a glass bottle of it zooming across the ocean.
That night, Furina had finished almost all of the farmland.
"That was... a lot faster than I had planned for!" Kokomi said, delighted. "That's amazing! Since you said you wanted to be as anonymous as possible, we can cite a new fertilizer."
"Thank you," Furina said, relieved. "How's the war going everywhere else?"
"Everything is going well," Kokomi smiled. "Thanks to you and Lumine, our mystery sponsor has had a lot less work to do."
"Speaking of," Furina began. "Mystery sponsor. Right in the middle of the war. Convenient, eh? What did they give?"
Kokomi stopped and turned around to give Furina a puzzled look. "Rations... weapons... uniforms... et cetera. Why? Do you know who they are?"
Seems harmless enough. "No, don't worry about that. Just curious. Can I see the next shipment?"
"Y- yeah, of course. The next shipment should arrive in a few days, but I've sent a letter to them saying that due to some efforts, they can stop some of the rations. It's important to not be too reliant."
Smart.
"Alright. We're doing good, then, right?"
"Mhm! Overall, yes!"
"The fertile fields should last for the next couple of months. I should be able to join the Resistance Army, right?"
Kokomi thought about it. "You should be, yes. You mentioned having a lot of combat experience, but what we lack is support."
Furina was a bit surprised by that. "Hmm?"
Kokomi nodded. "We have quite a few Vision holders, such as Gorou- but we unfortunately lack those who have enough mastery over their power to use them as healing tools, and not just blasts of offensive energy. Currently, I am the only one who can heal."
"Oh." Furina shifted uncomfortably. "I... um... I don't have much experience healing either."'
And my resident god has a ninety percent chance of just not responding.
"No worries about that. I can teach you- my spies tell me that Kujou Sara has settled in for a few days at least."
"Summon!"
Furina lifted her arms again, summoning a slightly less amorphous blob of glowing water.
Through channeling the Pneuma energy unique to Fontaine, she could summon a water avatar resembling an Oceanid. Pronounced wings, sharp edges, and a dimmed glow creating closed eyes and a gentle smile.
It pulsed one time and the energy hit Furina, soothing the muscle pain from lifting her arms for so long.
"Hmm, almost there. It still has a bit of a blow though, and we want to minimize that as much as possible. When healing, we want to disturb wounds as little as possible."
Kokomi nodded to herself. "Let's try a few more times, then try and remove the avatar. It's easier to channel energy throuhgh this, and thus it has more potent healing, but for large-scale applications it doesn't reach far enough."
Furina nodded.
A few tries later, the avatar shattered.
"Ah," Kokomi walked over to the puddle. "Good progress. Healing takes a lot more effort than attacking, and you're doing brilliantly for your first try. Have some water and we'll try larger-scale applications."
Furina took her canteen and took a grateful sip. "Thank you."
"No problem!" Kokomi smiled. "Let's try the avatar a few more times, and then go from there."
Furina sighed and lifted her arms again.
"You got that much, much faster than I expected you to, Archon or not." Kokomi handed over a serving of shellfish stew. "That was wonderfully done! I think you can participate in special ops now!"
Furina's face brightened. "Really?"
"Mhm! Lumine's special unit, Swordfish II specializes in the more combat-y side of operations. Your unit, Gorgasia II, is a newly formed unit comprised of a few specialized recruits; you will be focused on intelligence gathering, and interrogation of captured soldiers. I thought you'd perhaps like this job- Gorou mentioned you seeming uncannily attuned to the acts of others."
Furina's eyes slid over to the window. "I see. When do I start?"
"Once you get all packed up, tomorrow," Kokomi flipped through her book. "You'll be traveling with Swordfish II- Lumine's unit- dressed in uniforms of the Shogunate. They'll ambush a patrolling group, you'll join that group, and 'fight' them off."
Kokomi considered Furina for a moment. "You'll have to hide your... eccentric features, though. I can have a wig prepared, but you'll have to find a way to hide your eyes."
Furina blinked a few times. "In Fontaine, we have contact lenses to help color the eyes. I can try using those- there's some I can summon from my water dimension. I brought them as disguises, but they serve just as well for this.
Kokomi beamed. "You're really good at this!"
"These waters are extremely Electro-charged," Furina peered over. "Wonder why."
"We are nearing Musoujin Gorge," the man driving the ship called. "Her Excellency warned us about the Balethunder phenomena. It's best if you head in- it's dangerous even for Vision holders."
"We'll live," Furina grumbled. "We're almost there, anyways."
A few minutes later, Furina felt the Balethunder recede, and they continued towards Kannazuka.
Nazuchi Beach was gratefully empty, but red flowers dotted the landscape. Furina knew this kind of flower- Dendrobium. A flower said to bloom most enchantingly where much blood was spilled.
They were very beautiful indeed.
A short ride later and they were at the base of Tatarasuna. Furina could see a massive furnace crackling with Electro, and a small group of Shogunate soldiers at the base.
Furina made one final motion to secure her wig, blinked a couple of times to focus on the contacts, motioned towards the rest of Gorgasia II, and they zipped under a group of trees.
Tsumuji, an Anemo wielder, was assigned to be on the team. His Vision was cleverly concealed in his left sandal- the bottom had been carved out, and replaced with his Vision, and covered with a layer of wood to create the illusion of a normal Shogunate samurai.
He blew a convenient gust of wind towards the trees on the other side, causing rustles that masked their footsteps.
Furina, while functioning as an Inazuman Shogunate soldier, had been assigned the name and identification of Suijin- "water diety."
Fitting.
Furina gave "Suijin" the personality of a stern and solemn soldier. Hailing from a far-off village, her parents had died young from a ronin raid. After being awarded with a couple thousand Mora a month for food, she had decided to train hard to never be weak enough to succumb to ronin like that.
Furina peered over the tree to see the Traveler running towards her comrades. With one slash, the Traveler knocked out the tallest guy there.
He should be thankful Lumine only used that dull blade. Doesn't come in handy often, but it sure is right now.
Furina motioned to the rest of Gorgasia II, and they looped around to seem like they had come from the Kujou Encampment, and jumped into action.
Furina leaped into battle against the Traveler herself, using her katana to clash. Sparks flew every which way, and she was knocked off balance by a ripple of Geo.
The Traveler leapt up and Furina ducked, knowing this move would cause three Electro darts to fly out. Furina turned around, raised her katana, and ran towards her again.
Unfortunately, she was the only one who dodged.
The poor soldier Lumine knocked out, who was still heaving on the ground, started into a seizure. The rain was not helping.
The Gorgasia II soldier wielding Electro- Junko- ran towards him and zapped herself.
This had been planned, down to the second, by her Excellency Sangonomiya Kokomi. Junko had the most Electro resistance, so she had that responsibility.
That extra shock she gave the guy having seizures would probably not kill, but his odds of survival were not good.
Next part of the act.
"Get them back to camp and out of the rain!" Furina shouted. "You, you, and you! Stay with me and hold the rebels off!"
Two Gorgasia II members and one Shogunate member.
The Shogunate members, relieved at having actual instruction, dropped everything and carted the two of them back. Just as her Excellency had predicted.
This was their signal to start a lightshow.
The Traveler sent her Geo meteors hurling down, crashing one by one into the ground around them. The four of them dodged and ran towards them, clashing with the rebels.
The old Acting Captain met with the actual Shogunate member, and the Shogunate member was suffering a beatdown and a half.
Lumine pushed Furina back, and she almost fell into the mud. She kicked up at the last moment and Lumine flew back a little- she left skid marks on the mud, but otherwise was unharmed.
The Shogunate member was starting to get the clobbering of his lifetime, and Furina could sense reinforcements coming.
Her eyes flashed once, and Swordfish II regrouped. Kujou Sara herself was leading this group- Kokomi's planned possibility number sixteen. Furina's eyes flashed one time slow, and thrice more fast.
She ran to the Shogunate member, kicking the Acting Captain away and slashing just to his left. He dodged swiftly and called out a retreating order.
Kujou Sara stood on the top of the nearby hill, arrow aimed at Lumine's back.
She let loose, but the wind was just a little bit too strong and it landed harmlessly on the ground.
Furina sent a telepathic message of thanks to Tsumuji, who responded in kind.
And she let the 'Suijin' personality wash over her again.
"Madam Kujou!" she saluted.
"What is going on here?" Kujou Sara demanded. "Your unit told me that a group of rebels attacked. Is everyone safe?"
"Yes sir!" Furina nodded her head. "The rebels were successfully driven away. How are the two wounded?"
"Better than before," Sara said dismissively. "Our medic is patching them up. One is expected to recover soon, the other is not expected to use his left arm ever again."
Furina felt a rush of morbid satisfaction. She, however, nodded, feigning relief.
"Good."
"Who are you?" Sara then asked. "I have not met you prior."
"We're the new samurai sent," Furina explained. "We previously did reconaissance on Seirai Island. I trust the letter from the Tenryou Commission has reached the Encampment?"
"Mm. Yes, the letter from the master of the Kujou Clan." Sara nodded. "Very well. Since you were personally recommended, I shall trust you to interrogate a spy when we return."
Kokomi did warn them about this. One of their spies had been discovered, and the others had been ordered to return.
No worries. I've been coached on this as well.
Kujou Sara entered the interrogation room with Furina.
She suspects I may not be who I seem. I'll need to be careful.
I guess it was because I seem to be the ringleader of the fresh transfers.
...she's not wrong.
The rest of Gorgasia II had been accepted readily, though under a bit of suspicion.
Once Furina had curbed these suspicions, though, they'd all be safe to continue.
The Watatsumi spy dressed in tattered Shogunate clothes was unaware of the new unit sent. Furina would use that to her advantage.
"How are you today?" Furina asked, sitting down. "Please ignore Madam Kujou in the corner. Right now, it's just you and me."
"..."
"Do you know what this interrogation is about?"
"..."
"Someone's quiet today."
"..."
"One last chance."
"The Shogunate will never succeed," he spat on the floor. "Your values are unjust and your leadership is corrupt. Once word of this gets out to the rest of Tey-"
Furina kneed him in the chest and he fell over, wheezing.
"Do not disrespect the Almighty Shogun in such a way. One last chance before you start losing body parts."
He tried to muffle his coughs to sound tough.
You suck at this. Cough louder or something, I don't want to knee you harder.
"So? Who were the rest of your accomplices?"
"..."
"Madam Kujou, can you pass me that spear?"
His resolve quickly crumbled. Violence always seemed to work.
"W- wait! I'll talk!"
Furina turned around. "Good. So?"
"I... um... the rest of my group is gone! Her Excelle- Sangonomiya recalled them back!"
"Awfully convenient. Madam Kujou?"
"He may be telling the truth," she concluded. "Five people recently disappeared, even though they hadn't been sent anywhere dangerous."
"S- see?!"
Furina nodded. "That wasn't so hard, was it? What information did you pass on to Sangonomiya?"
"Not a lot, really! She told us to just tell her when the army was on the march!"
Not completely disloyal. That wasn't all you told her.
"And how did you communicate?"
"Through a messenger... we talked through the fence."
"Hmm. I see."
He breathed out a sigh.
What was it Kujou Sara asked me to do?
Oh, yeah.
"Now, I have an offer to make you."
"H- huh?"
"Mhm. Double agent Sangonomiya. Say that you escaped, and that you'll return safe and sound. Then, report back with everything you hear."
"..."
"You can't deny it's a sound plan. You get to live, and we get what we want. I'll even throw in a generous salary and a full pardon."
"..."
"So?"
"No! I can't do that!"
"And why not? You were so eager to rat out your comrades earlier."
"I still mean what I said. I told you nothing you didn't already know. I'd rather die than help scum like you take away more Visions and more lives!"
Furina glanced back at Kujou Sara.
She nodded and walked out.
Furina picked up the spear by the door.
"W- wait-"
She took the spear and drove it into the right side of his torso.
Furina was careful not to hit any vital organs. She had studied anatomy both in Fontaine and coached by Kokomi, and so the only wounds he had were flesh wounds.
She splashed around in the blood a bit to make it look a lot gorier than it was, and quickly summoned Hydro to heal him back up.
Her healing was a lot more potent than even Kokomi's, simply from the sheer elemental power.
She was careful to keep the power controlled, and to keep it as a flow of healing power rather than a flow of destructive power.
He had screamed pretty loud, though. That plus the ripped uniform, the gory wounds, and the mess she had made were pretty convincing.
She poked her head out of the door, looking for a body bag.
Kujou Sara was waiting there, clutching a burlap body bag.
Her eyes slid over to the 'body' and the bloodied walls.
She winced slightly when looking at all that.
...she still has a heart, even after being in this line of work? Especially at her position, too.
Furina gave a polite nod and took the bag.
Kujou Sara watched who she believed to be 'Suijin' dump the body bag into the water.
The bottom was dripping definitely real blood, no need to fact check. Very bloody blood. Blood indeed.
Furina sensed Kujou Sara turn towards the shed, which still looked very much like the scene of a Fontainian horror film, and then back.
Furina groaned as the body bag was washed back to shore, so she waded back in and dumped it further out.
By now, he was starting to regain consciousness. Her healing was a bit too good- so she quickly submerged him as fast as possible and sent him speeding back to Watatsumi, where he would be briefed on the situation.
And hopefully not come back up to the beach.
But the purpose of the show was done.
Even if war-hardened general Kujou Sara was a bit... concerned... at the display, all doubts of 'Suijin's' loyalty to the Shogun were now curbed and put to rest.
Notes:
"Where is she?" Lyudmila flipped through her portfolio of Focalors. "She should've arrived in Inazuma City by now!"
Mikhail peered over. "Hmm?"
"By all accounts, her boat should've arrived a week ago. She should be visiting Tenshukaku already. Why haven't our agents found her?"
Mikhail shrugged. "Don't worry too much. Harbinger Scaramouche and Harbinger Signora are there already."
"Easy for you to say, but my job might rest on tracking her down!" Lyudmila buried her face in her hands. "Urghhhh......"
The rest of the Fatui in Mondstadt were enjoying some good wine, but Lyudmila felt like dropping onto her desk and never waking up again.
"The port that accepts merchant ships is Ritou. If she's not there, did she go to Sumeru? Was Harbinger Childe's prediction wrong?"Lyudmila did not sleep well that night.
Chapter 19: guuji yae of the narukami shrine
Summary:
i don't really feel like this flows too well, so i might come back and revise this later in the week!
edit, june 18: revised!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Not all of the work she did was sunshines and rainbows.
Furina had accepted that she would have to draw blood and get gory (which she was surprised to find didn't really affect her as much as it used to), but this was even worse.
The Inazuman Civil War really was tearing the nation apart.
All orders they had gotten in the past few months were from Kujou Takayuki- Kujou Sara's adoptive father- and not from the Raiden Shogun.
She had fed a lot of information to Kokomi, and in turn Kokomi had won a lot of skirmishes and a couple of major battles.
Kokomi had said their "mystery sponsor" was extremely angry about the cutoff of trade, and tried to sell a few more things that Kokomi had declined. Watatsumi was now completely self-reliant.
Fishing boats fished in the waters west of Watatsumi Island, where fish were more plentiful and less Electro-Charged.
Farmers now had fertile land to work with. Furina would have to head back soon to refertilize the land, though- it had, after all, been almost three months since she last did so.
But... despite only being reconaissance, Furina was feeling the pressure of war weighing down on her.
Her previous thought that violence could solve all was quickly crushed. Watching the statistics, the numbers, slowly fall down. Watching new cohorts on both sides being mowed down by the ruthless machine of war.
Furina couldn't sleep well at night.
How could the Shogun do this?
How could anyone do this?
She once thought gods to be infallible and unyielding, but...
But what reasoning could possibly make this worth it?
And what reasoning could possibly make the Vision Hunt Decree worth it?
During her weekly meetings with Kokomi, Kokomi had speculated that after a few more major battles, 'Suijin' might be permitted to visit the Grand Narukami Shrine for a Medal of Unyielding Thunder- a high award for military personnel.
And Furina had carried through.
She was now on Narukami Island.
Furina was carefully selected by Kokomi to be the only one to earn a medal. She had leapt into "harm" every time she could, protecting her "fellow" Shogunate samurai. She had protected Kujou Sara from an arrow that ended up burying itself in her shoulder.
It was extremely lucky that the arrow didn't hit anything major, of course.
These events were not scripted at all. All of it was extremely convincing because it was entirely real. Yes. Mhm.
Whatever the case, all other accomplishments were utterly dwarfed. No one cared about that guy's rescue of a lieutenant. No one cared about the confirmed kills that guy got in battle.
Kujou Sara herself recommended Furina for a decoration.
Furina had three goals to hopefully help end the war once and for all.
One- talk to the other commissioners, and try to convince them through neutral means.
Two- visit the Grand Narukami Shrine and talk to Guuji Yae Miko. Ask her why the Raiden Shogun is doing what she does.
Three- maybe meet the Raiden Shogun.
She was being awarded her medal at the Grand Narukami Shrine by some random Tenryou official in a grand ceremony.
If she was forced to sing the praises of the Shogun who should've forfeit all of her rights as an Archon, though, she might have to fight her way out.
Not all Archons are infallible.
Not in the way she thought, anyways.
Because no one, Archon or not, deserves to oppress the people they swore to protect.
Furina had little time to admire the medal pinned to her chest.
She had smothered her Hydro aura to the point where not even another Archon would be able to tell, and it took a surprising amount of energy.
But Guuji Yae did not seem to be very suspicious. So it was worth it.
So at the end of it all, the official had definitely left and the shrine maidens had cleared out.
"Guuji Yae."
"...mm?"
Yae Miko turned around and noticed Furina.
"Ahhh. Suijin, was it? Congratulations on your honor."
"Thank you, but-"
She sighed, turning around and sitting down on a chair. "That's a tone I've heard far too much of. What have you got to ask me?"
"What is the Raiden Shogun doing?"
...
"My, I wasn't expecting that question," she laughed. "And I'm quite good at expecting. But I see you've noticed something amiss as well. Come- sit down. I expect we have much to talk about~"
"So... you've fought the Watatsumi Rebellion. Have you met a blonde-haired traveler and her flying companion?"
Furina nodded stiffly. "I have."
"She's a traveler from afar," Yae Miko said. "Quite the anomaly, you know. The Shogun may not know of her yet, but you and I know very well what goes on in those battlefields."
"And how," Furina began. "Would you know what goes on there?"
"I have eyes and ears everywhere, just as I'm sure Sangonomiya does," Yae Miko stated simply. "Sangonomiya is surely noticing that not everything is as it should be."
"This war should not even be happening," Furina shook her head and looked down at her lap. "The Vision Hunt Decree should not be happening."
"On that, we certainly agree," Yae Miko nodded. "I'm surprised; with thoughts like yours, most people would have long since defected."
Furina looked away. "If you don't agree with it, why don't you talk to her? You're the familiar of the Archon, right?"
Yae Miko shrugged elegantly. "The Shogun's heart remains closed to all. Not even I could hope to get past the walls she's built up."
"But Ei," Furina pressed on. "Why is she doing what she is? What prompts her to go in pursuit of this wretched 'eternity'?"
Shit
Furina messed up.
And Yae Miko noticed.
Her ears stiffened immediately and her posture quickly shifted from lax and casual to stiff and suspicious.
"What... did you call the Shogun?"
"Th- wha- uh- erm-"
Yae Miko stood up, her eyes calculating.
"I should've noticed," she said finally. "Your aura is far too smothered for someone who's just been decorated with the highest military honor in Inazuma. Tell me. Who are you really?"
"Focalors."
Furina looked away.
"Perhaps I should've expected this. Though the Sakoku Decree stops most, it cannot stop all. What was it- a year and a half ago? The Steambird covered your temporary absence from Fontaine."
"Yes..." Furina brought her eyes back to meet Yae Miko's. "I came here to talk to Ei. I thought she'd still be the same sweets-loving kagemusha from those days when I was still the Oceanid familiar of the previous Hydro Archon."
The same one Focalors remembered anyways.
"But you were wrong."
"I was."
"But why join the Shogunate?"
"I didn't. I'm a... double-agent of Watatsumi. I thought I could get to her through force- she always respected strength, after all."
Yae Miko sighed. "That does complicate things a little. But in essence, you are correct- for Ei to get the point, you must hammer it in with a blade."
Furina kicked back her legs and sighed as well. "It's not working. Kujou Sara hasn't even gotten any messages from the Shogun since I kind of barged my way into the army with a forged letter. What is Ei doing...?"
"Ei is not the Shogun," Yae Miko said simply. "You have never even seen Ei's influence in modern Inazuma. To reach Eternity, Ei had to find Eternity for herself.
"Since the body would eventually turn to dust, she created a puppet. Since the spirit would eventually crumble from erosion, she would place her consciousness in her sword.
"She remains there today. In a meditative state. Free from all disturbances.
"Do you get it, little one? She has left all worldly affairs to a remarkably fallible puppet with only a single pursuit- Eternity."
"I'm older than you," Furina grumbled.
"Ahaha, my apologies."
"You don't sound very sorry."
But Furina's mind was elsewhere.
This changes everything.
I now know nothing about the iron-fisted ruler of Inazuma.
Before, I could go off of Focalors's memories.
I have nothing now.
"How can I contact Ei?"
Yae Miko shrugged here. "I've tried many times. I've not seen Ei in many, many years. Perhaps she will only show herself when something... piques her interest."
But in their pondering, neither Yae Miko nor Furina de Fontaine noticed the pale, blue-clad woman entering her mirror.
Furina tiptoed over to the manufactured crack in the fence with the stolen battle plans and a confiscated Electro Vision taken from the recent Battle of Kannazuka.
She had contacted Kokomi to send an operative over, because for some reason, the Vision was not agreeing with her whatsoever. Every time she tried to bubble it up, it would violently crackle and explode.
Sure had fun explaining the explosions to Kujou Sara, Furina grumbled.
All members of Gorgasia II were on the watch and positioned around the area to keep possible prying eyes away.
Progress report, battle plans, Vision.
Furina pried away the loose board and slipped the battle plans and the Vision through. They fell with a clunk, and she waited for the operative.
"Suijin, what are you doing here?"
Furina felt her stomach drop and she turned around.
"Kujou... Sara...?"
"That'll be Madam Kujou to you. I think you'd better talk."
"I..."
WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?
Furina was careful to keep her Hydro as diminished as possible to never trigger anything that might cause suspicion. Her only extra senses came from Gorgasia II- where where they??
Carefully, she stretched her senses out.
...they were all in the outhouse. Puking their guts out...
Nathan walked alongside Kujou Sara, a smug look on his face.
He was the only non-Vision wielder among the ranks of Gorgasia II. He had been put there because of his unnerving capability to snatch documents, and because Kokomi thought Furina might feel better if someone else from the continent were here.
Though he hadn't done very well at his job. He was neither a brilliant soldier, nor did he snatch as many useful documents as Furina herself did.
"Madam Kujou, check the outside of the fence. I'm sure there are leaked plans there."
Kujou Sara motioned to a few soldiers.
"Excuse- what?"
HUH
Furina whipped around and glared heaven's fury at him. "What did you say?"
Nathan tolk an involuntary step back, a bead of sweat beginnning to form on his forehead. "I- Madam Kujou, it's just like I said! Fontainian accent, stealing documents! She's a spy from Fontaine!"
"What the FUCK did you just say?" Furina felt her heart threaten to explode from the pressure.
I thought this guy was a member of Watatsumi??
I- What- HUH???
Furina was flabbergasted.
At least during The Trial, she knew now that the people there were acting on what they thought to be best for Fontaine.
She could forgive them for that. They were trying to save Fontaine, just like she was.
So, then, what was this guy...
The soldiers did indeed retrieve the documents.
Though there were a few more than Furina had dropped. Did... did Nathan plant them there?
Too afraid to fight me and too cowardly to try and kill me in my sleep.
This mission was far bigger than this sniveling, cowardly fool. How dare to try and ruin it all?
He had a confident smirk on his face. He did not know the true extent of her identity- only that she was Fontainian, and he would try to get her killed.
"I say we tie her in a sack and throw her into the ocean. Serves her right for trying to spy on her Excellency for Fontaine."
Furina sighed, throwing down her sword and raising her hands, ditching her 'Suijin' persona altogether. "Well, then, you caught me. How foolish. Can I go back to Watatsumi, now?"
Kujou Sara raised an eyebrow. "That is not the brightest thing I've heard you say. As for the punishment... Nathan has a point."
And that is how Furina wound up tied up in a sack.
Thrown into the ocean.
Perhaps, where she truly belonged.
She sat in the ocean and felt herself slowly bump down to the floor, at which point she caused the sack to dissolve into water and stretched out there for a little bit.
All of the fish swimming by were foreign to her. Completely different from the fish she had seen in Fontaine.
Just like the circumstances she was in.
A few hours later, when it was nightfall, she swam back up.
All the water droplets rolled off her at once. Her wig had been long since discarded, and those stupid contacts were finally out of her eyes.
Her hair was still intact! Furina had almost cried in joy when she found out.
She walked back to the camp, and into the barracks area.
The rest of Gorgasia II was here. They could continue their mission without the interference of that empty-brained traitor.
Furina used to hesitate when striking fellow people, but times of war really do harden the soul.
She wouldn't wish this on Lumine, Paimon, or anyone in Fontaine. Her true responsibilities were to lead and protect, not to control.
Not what the Raiden Shogun did.
I'll give Clorinde an extra month of paid leave and a box of the finest cakes when I get back.
When she got back. That concept seemed foreign now.
She pushed open the door to the barracks and walked up to the bunk Nathan was in.
For the first time in a while, she summoned the Splendor of Tranquil Waters. The Inazuman katana she used had been tossed out to sea.
She lifted her sword up, scrutinized his face for the most stabbable area, and drove the blade right between his eyes.
Blood spurted out, his body melting into water, seeping into the bed until his nightclothes were the only things left.
The blood had stained the cotton bedsheets, but she didn't really care.
...
Furina glanced over at his personal possessions box and kicked it open, taking care to stomp on the lid and shattering the clasp.
His pictures of Mondstadt...
...my military decoration...
Furina promptly snatched the medal.
Her hand brushed something cold as she did.
...?
It was a small glass orb.
A Vision?
Furina lifted it up and tilted it in the moonlight.
Hmm... not quite.
It really did resemble a Vision. But he couldn't have had one, because this one hadn't turned cloudy and Masterless.
And he was most definitely dead. Furina wasn't sure how many people survive being permanently liquefied, but she guessed it was close to zero.
It had a framing different from the typical Mondstadt design.
Furina squinted.
...Snezhnaya.
Furina's thought process shuttered to a halt as she tilted it again and found the Fatui insignia inside it.
She could feel faint Pyro power coming out of it if she focused.
There were two more Vision-esque orbs inside of the box. Furina snatched them both, scanned the box for anything else, and left.
Kujou Sara was only a little surprised when she found a puddle of water and a lot of blood on that bunk the next day.
Kokomi was quite shocked when Furina turned up.
"Furina? Back already?"
"Bad news, I got found out," Furina sighed. "Whatever the case, my job there has been done. I talked to the Guuji- where might Lumine be?"
Kokomi shook her head. "Lumine is currently out on a mission."
"Aww," Furina sighed again. "I'll have to congratulate her on her promotion to Captain of Swordfish II later, then. Oh- reminds me. Kokomi, there's something you have to see."
Kokomi motioned to the other soldiers to stand back for a moment.
Furina dropped the two Vision-things on the table.
Kokomi scrutinized them closely for a little bit and looked up.
"I'm afraid I've never seen these before," Kokomi said finally, picking one up and inspecting it under the light. "These... are these Fatui-made?"
"I found them on Nathan," Furina shrugged. "He was probably Fatui scum, now that I think about it."
Kokomi winced. "What?"
Furina briefed her on the events that led to her early return.
The other soldiers gasped and started murmuring amongst themselves.
"But... this feels..." Kokomi peered inside. "This feels like a Vision."
Furina nodded. "I thought so too, but they haven't turned Masterless. So who knows?"
Kokomi decided not to question that.
"Hmmm..."
She turned around. "Have any of you seen something like this? Anything at all?"
The soldiers came forward one by one to see the 'Vision.'
They all shook their heads, but the last one- a middle aged man- hesitated just a moment too long.
Kokomi, disappointed, sent them back to their spot near the wall, but Furina stopped them.
"You. With the herring badge."
He slowly turned around, his hands shaking.
"Me?"
"Yes. What's your name?"
He glanced to Kokomi for directions.
And hacked his lungs out, coughing violently into his fist.
Kokomi nodded, but her brows furrowed at his cough.
"I'm... I'm the Captain of Herring I. Teppei."
Notes:
Lyudmila chewed thoughtfully on her bread.
"If Focalors has become part of Watatsumi, that would explain why our shipments have gone missing. She doesn't seem to have found out about the brunt of our operations, though."
Mikhail sulked in the corner. "You've gotten so high ranked after finding out about Focalors. When do I get a promotion?"
Lyudmila sighed and stared into his soul. "If Kozyreva's mirrors are right, Nathan has been killed by Focalors. That tells us a lot- I'll put in a good word so you can maybe take his job."
Mikhail downed another cup of firewater and cheered.
"She's willing to kill?"
Signora nodded. "That's what the Mirror Maidens told me. Killed an operative without a second thought."
...
"Her Majesty the Tsaritsa will not be pleased about this. We cannot halt this operation quite just yet."
"And what do you... propose we do?"
"Childe has foolishly struck a deal barring us from attacking the Hydro Archon. We must send some delegates to... help us."
"Mm. So who would you recommend? Surely not..."
"...she still has something to work out with her operatives there, anyways."
Chapter 20: chat this guy is cooked
Summary:
MY BAD IM SO SORRY BSJGOSIRHGSIORHGSOIRHGSOURHGSOURHGSOJRNGSROJGN
I'm back from vacation now, so updates should be back to... normal ish. I'll try my best to not include many things that would require you to flip back in the next couple of chapters.
Luckily, though, while I was without wifi, I've thought up a lot of scenarios n all that funny stuff. The writing block has not yet hit, and it's safe to expect bi-weekly ish updates. Sorry this one's a bit short! I'll have the next chapter up within an hour of posting this one.
i've also noticed that my chapter names get more and more casual skull
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Teppei, it seemed, was a whole lot younger than he looked.
He had helped Lumine through her first days at Watatsumi, despite his young age, and had apparently aged rapidly since he had last been seen.
He cracked quickly under pressure; Furina just narrowed her eyes a bit and he spilled everything he knew.
The person who gave him it said that it would give him power that rivaled Vision holders. He had gotten really ill, though he had just attributed that to him exerting himself far harder and far more often.
Power rivaling allogene Vision holders?
This... is a Delusion... then.
Furina knew of the weapons the Tsaritsa handed out to her followers. After all, all those hordes of Mirror Maidens and Fatui Agents couldn't all have Visions.
Delusions...
Now that she thought about it, she had no idea where the power was coming from. The Akademiya had published a paper on the Laws of Elemental Energy around four hundred years ago.
It stated that elemental energy wielded by humans were all either derived from the Heavens, typically through Visions, or transformed energy from other areas.
This was, at the time, taken to mean things such as an electric shock being theoretically harnessed to wield artificial Electro.
Elemental beings such as slimes had their elemental energy routinely extracted for use in practices such as alchemy, so that was considred too.
She knew the first one was out- Delusions were absolutely not derived from Heavenly power, as she didn't hand over her Hydro dominion to the Tsaritsa, and no way Celestia would've agreed to this- and even she had nowhere near enough power to generate enough energy to mimic Visions of elements not under her control.
Furina shared this bit of information with Kokomi, who was adequately concerned as well.
"So... you've been feeling unwell after using this?"
"No, no! You've got it all wrong! I've just been on the field a lot more. Some rest and I'll be right up and running."
Furina squinted at the Delusion in her hand. "Can I see your Delusion?"
"M- my what?"
"These things are Fatui-made. They're called Delusions- and they generate power, but we don't know where from." Furina told him.
"That doesn't sound... very good..." Teppei worried at his armor plating.
"Neither is you slowly dying from the use of this thing. May I see it?"
Teppei handed it over slowly.
Kokomi and Furina both inspected it, turning it over slowly.
"Looks exactly like what was in Nathan's stash." Kokomi nodded. "It... might actually be good now that he's gone. It seems he was a Fatui spy against Inazuma, not just either faction."
"I'll be having a couple words with that Tartaglia Harbinger," Furina scoffed. "I feel like an attempt on my life falls under 'harm.'"
Teppei shifted uncomfortably, breaking into another coughing fit.
"Where did you even get these?" Kokomi went over to whack his back.
Teppei coughed a bit more. "The... the mystery sponsor gave these to me. They said this would... help drive away the Shogunate."
"The Fatui is the mystery sponsor?" Furina asked. "Why didn't you tell me?"
Kokomi's brow furrowed. "I wasn't aware of this myself. Why would..."
She smiled, albeit wearily, and nodded to Teppei. "If you see anyone else wielding these Delusions, please ask for them to stop and tell a higher ranked officer immediately. Until we find out why the Fatui gave you these, and why they gave us weapons and rations, it's best to not accept anything."
Teppei nodded. "While I'm here... are there any assignments fo-"
He broke off into another coughing fit.
Kokomi shook her head vigorously. "No. Your unit will temporarily serve under General Gorou until you've recovered. Please take the next few months for mandatory time off, or at least until you feel better."
Teppei somehow took this worse than any of the bombs Kokomi dropped on him. "W- what? No. No way! There must be some way I can help!"
He looked like he was starting to panic.
Kokomi, alarmed, turned to Furina. "I-"
"Calm down," Furina said calmly. "You will still be helping. All of us have a part to play, remember?"
"What?" Kokomi's eyes widened. "Furina, you ca-"
Teppei's eyes, though, were shining. "Can I help fight, then?"
"Absolutely not. You'll be helping in the kitchens a couple hours a day."
He immediately deflated, coughing a bit more. "The... kitchens? But..."
"I know you want to have an active role to bring about the end of the war," Furina said smoothly. "But you can't discount any of the jobs that must be done to do so. When you were on the field, how important were the rations that kept you and your team going? Were the medical supplies and the healing potions supplied by the alchemists and the healers not vital to survival?"
He looked away, his face reddening.
"Exactly."
Kokomi looked a bit concerned nonetheless, but nodded along. "Right. Your health comes first, always remember that."
Kokomi set the Delusions in a box and waved Teppei to his new quarters. Kokomi led Furina into a building south of the shrine and put her into a lavish room decorated exactly like the shrine itself.
Furina nodded approvingly, thanked Kokomi for the room, and planned to retire for the night.
Before doing that, though...
Furina set down her bag and rummaged through it for a pen and some wax
She flopped down on the plush armchair, setting her hat down and stretching out.
Lumine was estimated to return two days from now, with one of the fastest messengers - an Electro user from the unit Oarfish I, the messenger unit - getting to the Nazuchi Beach outpost in around twelve hours, and returning with Swordfish II in another day by beelining for Watatsumi.
She lit the candle under the wax burner, turned the lamp on the desk on, and picked up her pen.
Bonjour Monsieur Neuvillette...
A few days later, after refertilizing the fields and collapsing in exhaustion a couple of times, Lumine was confirmed to have stepped foot on Watatsumi soil.
Furina forced herself to get up and greet her friend, despite the aching pain in both her body and soul from the exertion. She brought along some unagi dishes for Paimon.
"Wahhh!" Paimon's eyes widened like saucers. "Thank you, Furina!"
Lumine laughed. "Nice to see you again! How've you been?"
"Pretty good!" Furina beamed. "I found out a new way to kill someone!"
Lumine faltered a bit but shook her head and smiled. "Good to see you're alive, at least. How has everyone been doing?"
Furina felt her smile get forced. "Kokomi is fine. She wanted to talk to you about someone, so if you have time, meet her in her office later."
Lumine nodded. "Will do. I have to hand her the report of the mission, anyways."
Furina crouched down and inspected the crates that had been lugged back. "What are in these?"
"Captured supplies," Lumine flipped the cover back. "See? Non-perishable food."
"Mm." Furina flipped open the next crate. "Oh, nice. We won't have to worry about fabric for a bit."
Lumine peeked over. "Ah, yeah. The Shogunate had some silk as well. We can get one of our merchants in Inazuma City to sell that for some more funds."
"I'm impressed," Furina said. "All that on an outpost mission?"
"It helps when you ambush a decent-sized encampment," Lumine laughed.
Furina watched Lumine wave to a soldier and shout something, and then they started heading for the shrine.
"Paimon, be careful," Lumine scolded. "If you fly face-first into a tree again, that's on you."
Paimon huffed. "Why, you-! That was only one time! Paimon is more than capable of floating in a straight line, thank you very much!"
Furina and Lumine both shared a glance and dissolved into laughter.
It was good to have her back.
Notes:
"Lady Signora was sent to Inazuma to deal with many separate issues," Lyudmila tapped her pen on the table. "She has great loyalty to the Tsaritsa, but she's a bit..."
"What?" she turned around. "Brash? That she is."
Lyudmila glanced to the door as though Signora would teleport in and kick the door in. "I... wouldn't dare speak of Lady Signora that way, but you're right. She needs to be careful, especially around two Archons and far from home."
"Signora will be fine," she shrugged, a light lift of her shoulders. "Prideful as she is, she is aware of her capabilities. That is why she has a place among the Harbingers."
Lyudmila chewed on her lip. "Will you be leaving for Inazuma soon as well? I imagine one as busy as you would not dawdle long in a city with little to do."
The Knave set her teacup down. "I suppose so. In addition to my duties... I suppose really must see for myself how much the Archon of Fontaine has changed."
Chapter 21: violence is shockingly not the answer
Summary:
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Chapter Text
"This does get a little complicated," Kokomi admitted. "Now that I've had some time to mull your intelligence mission over, there are some things that may escalate."
Lumine turned to Furina, worried.
"Considering your method of executing Nathan involved precise usage of Hydro, it's safe to assume that Kujou Sara knows you aren't exactly human. She may report to the Shogun about these findings, and if not handled correctly by both sides, a full-on war between Fontaine and Inazuma may occur."
Kokomi paused, thinking.
"Without Archon interference, it's safe to assume that Fontaine's superior technology and funding, as well as her many allies on the continent, will lead to a strategic Fontainian victory. However, the Shogunate's forces are hard to fight, and great in number."
"Why are you talking about it like the war's already started?" Furina demanded.
Also, without Archon interference?
...yeah. It's safe to assume I wouldn't beat the Shogun in a fight...
Kokomi's eyes closed for a moment, going over the possibilities. "This may be an inevitable path, Furina. If the Watatsumi-Shogunate conflict isn't resolved before the news reaches the Shogun, we might not have a chance to talk things out and clear up misinformation."
Furina felt her hands start to shake.
That massive gash through the island and the Electro-charged waters...
Will that be Fontaine, one day?
No. No, it can't be.
Furina had never felt so small.
I can't beat the Shogun in single combat. I can't stop her from cutting a gorge straight into Fontaine.
I... I have to fix this. I have to do it the only way I know how.
By acting my way out of it.
Lumine was a bit shocked when Kokomi told her about Teppei.
"I guess I noticed too... but it's good that you found out in time. Teppei's a little brash... but his heart is in the right place."
Kokomi eyed Lumine. "You're taking this a lot better than I thought you would."
"He's fine, isn't he?" Lumine asked. "He should return to normal, right?"
"We're not sure yet. He's the first one we found out about; remember to keep an eye out for these, too."
"Right. The... Delusions." Lumine scoffed. "Another score to settle with the Fatui. We'll have to get that done too when we go to Narukami Island."
"The Guuji of the Shrine helped you, right?" Kokomi turned to Furina. "You said she told you quite a bit."
"I think... I think she'd help us bring the Shogun back to her senses," Furina tapped her foot against the ground. "With all of us combined, we should be able to reach a peaceful negotiation or at least force one."
I feel... kind of bad for Ei.
She reminds me of you.
A bunch of powerful people ganging up on an Archon in a desperate bid to save their friends.
...maybe she has her reasons too.
Nothing can excuse the atrocities she didn't even try to stop.
I guess so. I'll demand an explanation after.
"I see. You'll need a couple of days to rest, but then the three of you can go to Narukami. I'll ask General Gorou to prepare the fastest skiff."
Furina pulled herself out of her thoughts and nodded gratefully. "Thank you."
Kokomi turned away awkwardly. "Don't worry too much about it. This benefits us, too; if you can turn the tide of the war, or bring about peace, Watatsumi will be greatly in debt to you."
Lumine beamed. "We got this, exactly as we always have. We'll find a way out of it together!"
Together.
And to think she had spent five hundred years all alone, believing she'd never be able to confide in anyone.
A warm feeling took root and bloomed in Furina's chest.
Did her eyes feel a bit ticklish?
"F- Furina?" Paimon panicked, snatching a handkerchief from Lumine's pocket and dashing forwards. "Oh my Archons! What happened? Aahh, are you okay??"
Furina wiped her tears away, hiccuping out a weak laugh.
"I'm- no worries. I'm fine. I'm just... glad to have you guys around."
A week later, after all the preparations had been completed, Furina packed the chest of Mora into the skiff Kokomi had given them and went to call Lumine and Paimon.
"Back to Narukami Island, then," Paimon worried at her cape. "Arrgh, you guys! Remember to stay on alert!"
Lumine ruffled her hair, and Paimon ducked behind Furina. "Don't worry about it too much, Paimon. This is just a negotiation, and fighting is backup."
The three of them stared at the group of soldiers near the glittering seashell shrine. The outcome of these negotiations might be worse than straight up fighting.
They were all silent for a moment.
Then Paimon sneezed.
"Well then." Kokomi clapped a bit. "I believe in you three. At the very least, the Guuji will help. You must talk to her before attempting contact with the commissions."
Furina started to lift her arms and move the boat through Hydro.
"Ah, right, I nearly forgot!" Kokomi stopped the boat and flung open the crate containing boxes upon boxes of Tricolor Dango (for Furina thought that they might come in handy). "Here- I've prepared two handbooks. This one details all the situations I can think of with the Guuji- this one details all situations I can think of with the Tri-Commissions. I've never talked with the Shogun, so I'm going to have to leave that to you."
"That'll sure come in handy," Lumine observed, picking a notebook up and flipping through scenarios. "Thank you, Kokomi."
Paimon took the books and hugged Kokomi. "Thank you so much!! We'll bring back lots of tasty snacks!"
"You'd eat half of the snacks on the boat ride back."
"Shush! Paimon needs her sweets!"
Furina and Lumine decided against disguising themselves. Concealing themselves would, ultimately, just lead to more misunderstandings. Better to present themselves as-is, and at least enter with their heads held high.
Paimon ruffled through the handbook. "You guys remember what to do, right? Rrrgh, Paimon's so nervous!"
Lumine peeked over. "Mhm. If we're careful with what we say, we should be able to get everything done without a hitch."
Furina chewed at her lip.
Can I even beat Guuji Yae in a fight?
...hopefully I never get to that point.
Furina stopped the skiff behind a hill close to the port of Ritou. She helped Lumine off the skiff and swept it to shore, concealing it under a couple of bushes.
"Can you see that?" Furina asked, walking to the other side. "I feel like it's doing pretty well~!"
Lumine nodded. "There isn't enough foliage, though. One second."
Furina got tugged back by Paimon.
"Huh?"
Furina's jaw dropped as Lumine kicked a section of rock in, creating a makeshift cave.
"You- since when have you been able to do that??"
"I took inspiration from you, actually," Lumine smiled sheepishly. "I may have changed the landscape of northern Tatarasuna in my discovery."
"I-" Furina wrinked her nose. "I'll not press then. I don't think this is knowledge for mere mortals such as I."
Lumine and Paimon both laughed, but Furina sweatdropped at the not-very-joke joke.
The two of them stuffed the skiff into the hole while Paimon cheered them on. Afterwards, Furina transported the three of them via water into an alleyway in Ritou.
I feel a bit uneasy. Did something bad happen here before?
Hmm.
Not that I can remember.
"Keep an eye out," Furina warned. "Something's not quite right."
"You sensed it too?" Lumine's posture was stiff.
"Let's just get in and out," Paimon jittered. "Grand Narukami Shrine."
"Climbing that is going to be so tedious," Furina lamented. "It's a shame we'd get electrocuted if we didn't."
"Truly a temple to the Electro Archon," Lumine deadpanned.
"Let's head out, then." Paimon pointed towards the path leading to the shrine. "Don't waste time~!"
They found a roadblock in the shape the bridge to the mainland.
Not quite a bridge, and not quite that roadblock.
Apparently, they needed some sort of visa to get through, and some Shogunate soldiers kept the bridge sealed.
They were patrolling the outskirts of the island, too. It was quite lucky Furina had water-transported them in.
Though if it came down to it, I could kill them.
No. Furina, no. Are you the Shogun or Signora, now? Killing people who didn't agree with you?
"Not a problem at all," Furina assured. "Keep going forwards in the line."
Furina pushed the tides up enough to completely submerge the bridge and kept the water level to around her waist. Most people, seeing this dilemma, turned away.
"You guys still want to cross?" one soldier looked warily at the waves. "The Shogun must be angry. It might be best to come when the tides have receeded."
"I am quite certain the Shogun is not angry," Furina snapped. "Is your warmongering god the only Archon in Teyvat?"
...
"Sorry for our friend here," Lumine pushed Furina behind her. "She ate a bad... sunsettia. Some, uh, hilichurls had poisoned it with a drug of some sort."
The soldier looked mollified. "I see. Get her to inhale the smoke of the Naku Weed. It'll help her feel better until it wears off."
"No, no," Furina beamed. "I'm perfectly fine!"
The soldier once again looked wary. "That's quite some drug. Travel permits?"
"How much are you paid?" Furina asked.
"...what?"
"You heard me. How much are you paid?"
The soldier was a bit taken aback. "I... what grounds do you have to ask this?"
"Just give me a number, why don't you?" Furina snapped.
"Uh. Five hundred thousand Mora per payment cycle."
That's quite a bit. The Shogun sure saves no cost on military spending...
"Though I am paid a bit more than the average samurai," he scratched his head. "The Kanjou Commission also gives me a share of their taxes."
...
"Sounds good. How does that sound?"
"Huh?"
"Five hundred thousand Mora, duh. To let us pass without a permit."
"H- huh? No! You can't ask me to betray the Shogun and her Commissions!"
"We're guests of the Guuji," Furina rolled her eyes. "My attire is clearly not that of the average Inazuman, nor the average... anyone else. I'm here to discuss intercontinental relations with the Guuji. We're simply asking you to take this small tip as a token of thanks."
Turmoil between his orders, money, what Furina said, and money warred on his face. He fidgeted nervously.
"Look. No one will ever know. And if anyone complains, tell them that they can take it right with the Court of Fontaine."
He shook his head stoutly. "You cannot do this. I am honor-bound to obey the Shogun and her Commissions. You must be a liar; no one informed me about this beforehand. I will not hold your words against you, because you are clearly on some drugs, but I suggest you leave."
"You can't be serious," Furina scoffed. "I really don't want to kill you, you know. One, because of Fontaine-Inazuma relations, and two, because I really don't want to stoop that low."
He leveled his spear.
"Or that," Furina sighed. "Disappointing, but not unexpected. You're welcome for the money, anyways."
He ran forwards, but Furina ducked to one side and whacked him on the head with the butt of her sword. He immediately crumpled.
Lumine wrinkled her nose as he splashed into the water. Paimon took the Mora bag they had prepared for bribes and pushed it into his pocket.
The water levels dropped as Furina set down a healing catalyst for him.
Paimon floated overhead, checking out the scenery they had missed out on, and kept spouting random Inazuman trivia as they made their way to the shrine.
"Oh my Archons... so out of shape," Paimon wheezed. "Paimon needs to exercise more."
"Welcome to the Grand Narukami Shrine." two shrine maidens chorused.
"Ah. Thank you! Do you know where Guuji Yae is?" Paimon asked.
They shared a look concealing deep annoyance. "You may not meet the Guuji. She is very busy, and cannot meet every visitor that co-"
"Now, now," Yae Miko chided. "These are my guests. You two, don't be so hasty."
Furina felt a part of her relax at someone who finally understood the assignment, and someone who could finally tell her everything about Ei. Questions from her entire journey through Inazuma flooded into her mind.
"You three look quite tired. Are you perhaps partial to slightly electrified tea?"
Chapter 22: kujou taiyaki. i mean, takoyaki. i mean, takayuki.
Summary:
this chapter feels a little dialogue heavy. i'll try to add more exposition about the environment next time!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"The tea is not to your liking?"
Furina wrinkled her nose at the sakura tea she was handed. "Not particularly. The electric tingle reminds me a bit too much of the sparkling qualities of Fonta."
Yae Miko scoffed lightly. "That beverage is indeed an affront to all who sought to drink it."
Paimon was on her third cup of tea. To be expected.
"About the Shogun," Lumine began. "Furina caught me up. How could she be so single-mindedly focused on a miserable eternity?"
Yae Miko shrugged, setting her cup down. "Ei has experienced much loss in the past. I'd think this to be a bit of a... warped coping mechanism. By shutting her eyes to all loss, she may pretend that it doesn't exist."
"Is this the same Ei we're thinking about?" Furina asked. "The same one who would react to all sorts of little jumpscares with a swing of her naginata?"
Yae Miko laughed. "I was not yet alive to see her like that, but I can indeed imagine it. No, Ei is still the same as I remember she always was. A bit childish at heart."
"She wants to protect herself, then," Lumine said. "From... what? Erosion? Zhongli mentioned something about that... Rex Lapis, that is."
I just realized I forgot to ask Lumine about her talk with Zhongli while I... er... cursed Signora. That seems pretty interesting.
Erosion, huh.
"Rex Lapis?" Yae Miko thought for a moment. "Mmm… he's right... again. Ei cites seeking to avoid erosion as one of her reasons to enter into the Plane of Euthymia. However, locking oneself away to slowly go insane seems like it does the opposite."
I would know, wouldn't I.
An old bitterness flared up in Furina, but she felt a stab of pity for Ei. To voluntarily force that fate on herself... the alternative she imagined must've been too horrific to bear.
"Whatever the case," Yae Miko sighed. "The Plane of Euthymia must be an integral part of our plan to bring this war to a close. This will not work for me, nor will it work for Furina... so my apologies, Traveler. This responsibility must fall on you."
"Sorry, the Plane of Euthymia?" Paimon shook her head. "What does that have to do with Lumine?"
"Unless Ei allows someone in, they're never finding the Plane of Euthymia," Yae Miko said sadly. "But Lumine is an exception. She's an outlander- an anomaly, shall we say. If nothing else, Ei will not risk such a threat to Eternity."
Yae Miko gave them some time to mull that over. Furina took that chance to talk to Yae Miko about the Delusions.
"Well." Yae Miko tapped the table, deep in thought. "The Delusions you speak of sound quite concerning. They work through methods unfamiliar to even me. I do know, however, that there is a place of manufacture here in Inazuma. Should you have the time, you may want to inspect it in the coming days."
"More pressing matters, though," Lumine reminded. "Kokomi said we must prevent a war between Fontaine and Inazuma."
"Watatsumi's Head Priestess," Yae Miko sighed. "Truly a brilliant mind. She is mostly correct, and has done extremely well with what knowledge she was given."
Furina watched Yae Miko drop another sugar cube into her tea.
"But from what I know... and I know quite a bit... Kujou Sara has yet to report to Kujou Takayuki. There is also a great chance that Kujou Takayuki would not allow such news to reach the ears of the Shogun."
"...what?" Paimon shook her head. "But for centuries, the Tri-Commission has loyally carried out the Shogun's will! Kujou Taiyaki wouldn't do that... unless... unless..."
...someone's hungry today. Taiyaki is a new one.
"He's in cahoots with the Fatui," Lumine realized. "They're both trying to stoke the civil war, but an international war would be too much for them to control."
"Indeed," Yae Miko said, tactfully ignoring Paimon's blunder. "Coincidentally, Kujou Sara is due to give her next report to Kujou Takayuki right this afternoon."
"What?!" Paimon shrieked, sitting up from her chair. "Oh no oh no! Kokomi warned us about this! LUMINE!"
Lumine handed the notebook of possibilities over. Paimon frantically flipped over to the page she was looking for.
"Here! Ehem!" Paimon cleared her throat. "Possibility branch two, scenario twenty-six, 'Regain Trust!' In the event of Madam Kujou has not yet reported the events done by Furina, any reasonable action must be taken to achieve understanding before Kujou Takayuki discovers and manipulates such findings to the Shogun to either stoke a war between Fontaine and Inazuma, or further escalate the Civil War."
"Her possibilities have branches?" Yae Miko mused. "My, I didn't expect this much. Such detail."
"Would you be more worried here?" Paimon snapped. "Urrrggh... Paimon can't do this anymore! Even if an international war is unlikely, there's no chance the Fatui won't use this information maliciously!"
"No worries about that," Furina observed. "Our dear Guuji has a solution for you."
"Ah," Yae Miko smiled serenely. "How astute of you. You see, little one, every month and right before every report to her father, someone comes into the shrine to pray for guidance from the Shogun."
And here, a wry glance at Furina. "Prayers that I am sure never reach Ei's ears, but if it is reassuring... who am I to stop her?"
Furina felt another presence approaching the shrine.
"And, it appears, we timed these talks just right. She is also... four paces behind you."
"Freeze!" Kujou Sara ordered. "Wanted Watatsumi criminals, hiding within the sacred shrine to the Shogun? And how did you survive being tied in a sack and tossed to sea? Seize them!"
Furina felt Lumine twitch towards her sword.
"Nah ah ah," Yae Miko warned. "Violence in a sacred shrine to the great Narukami, hmm? Which one of you wants to face criminal charges for that?"
Kujou Sara's eyes flit to Furina's very obviously Fontainian fashion and her very obvious blue hair and eyes. "Guuji Yae, with all due respect, you are harboring Watatsumi rebels- one of whom may be inhuman, and attempting to incite international war. If violence is unpermissible, step aside and allow us to arrest them peacefully."
Furina bristled. "Incite international war? How does that benefit anyone? For all your experience in battle, Madam Kujou, you seem to not understand that war benefits neither side."
"I..." Kujou Sara shook her head. "I- ugh. Whatever the case, there must be a strategic reason to join Watasumi against Her Excellency, the Shogun. I will take no chances with the safety, and the honor, of Inazuma."
"How noble," Yae Miko applauded. "But you misunderstand. We all fight against a common enemy here."
And here, she glanced at the two soldiers accompanying Kujou Sara, lances still lifted and prepared to strike if Lumine tried to jump them.
"...you two. Outside."
They saluted and went back down the steps.
"Guuji Yae, I must ask. Does harboring Watatsumi criminals not also dishonor Her Excellency, who you are sworn to serve?"
Yae Miko chuckled, leading them to a secluded building of the shrine. "Ahh... you're the same as ever, Kujou Sara. Unmatched loyalty to the Shogun seems to be your middle name."
Furina, who had been watching Kujou Sara closely, saw a faint pink dust her cheeks.
"I- well. Loyalty to the Shogun is my duty. And as a warrior of the Shogunate," her eyes slid to Lumine and Furina. "I must dedicate my life to the protection of Inazuma through any means necessary."
Furina recalled that the Kujou Clan had fallen into some unrest after the events of Lumine's travels through Inazuma. Some inner conflict seemed to have occured between Lumine's arrival in Sumeru and the lifting of the Sakoku Decree.
"Paimon thinks that this loyalty is a little misguided," Paimon flew in front and turned around to look at Kujou Sara. "She'll take your Vision, too! Paimon remembers all the Vision holders in Watatsumi who were victims of this Decree... they didn't remember anything about themselves!"
Kujou Sara stilled for a moment, but kept pace not long after. "That is... the Shogun's chosen course. I believe in her motives... and thus shall not question it."
"But gods aren't perfect," Furina interjected. "Guuji Yae, Lumine, Paimon, and I have determined that the Shogun may have been tricked. From someone who witnessed trickery like this take place far too many a time, the current situation shows too many holes to be considered a product of... the Almighty Narukami of Inazuma."
Kujou Sara took a seat across from Furina and to the left of Guuji Yae. Lumine and Paimon sat on Furina's side of the table.
"So you dare attempt to convince me that the Shogun has become a puppet to outside powers?" Kujou Sara narrowed her eyes. "Bold words for someone I am sure did not come to Inazuma through legitimate means."
"Hey, hey," Paimon tried to mediate. "What Furina means is... uhm...!"
"I mean that the Shogun, in her pursuit of a better Inazuma, and a true Eternity, may have been lied to," Furina said (gagging mentally as she did so). "We have reason to believe the Fatui may have attempted to capitalize on Inazuma's growing distance from the rest of Teyvat, and fed the Shogun misinformation while promising her a better future."
Bleargh. I feel like I'm one of the lawyers desperately trying to defend a criminal who has already been linked to smoking-gun evidence.
"Such devotion to the Shogun at this point in time only serves as devotion to those attempt to pull strings from the dark," Yae Miko scoffed lightly. "You are, perhaps, the most loyal to the Shogun in the entire Tri-Commission."
Kujou Sata stood up, bringing both hands down on the table. Paimon jolted a little.
"Guuji Yae. Retract those words! I've seen nothing but loyalty from the Kujou Clan to the Shogun. Kujou Takayuki himself reveres the Musou no Hitotachi more than perhaps the rest of Inazuma combined. If what... Furina... says is true, then this is the result of the Fatui. Leave the Kujou clan out of this."
"And that is where the issue lies," Furina tacked onto her words. "Kujou Takayuki reveres the Musou no Hitotachi... perhaps so much that he believes a little manipulation won't hurt, if the Musou no Hitotachi is a looming threat over Fatui... collaborators."
"Your accusation cannot- this is ridiculous," Kujou Sara shook her head. "He... I..."
"As Guuji, I've learned that the truth is often invisible to those who wish not to see it," Yae Miko motioned for Kujou Sara to sit again. "Alas, it appears that the truth must indeed be placed right before you, in all it's ugliness."
Kujou Sara seemed to be struggling with something within herself. "There isn't any proof. There can't be. The Kujou Clan... wouldn't betray the Shogun."
"My informants in the Kanjou Commission show that there are already greed-driven factors involved," Yae Miko lamented. "That is two out of three... and for their sake, the Kamisato Clan should not consider following in their footsteps."
Furina studied Lumine, who seemed to be prepared to gear up for another mission. She'd been quiet all this time.
"Lumine? Any thoughts?"
"Not really," Lumine folded her arms and watched Kujou Sara experience an existential crisis. "I have faith in you guys. I'm just here to pay back the Fatui's debt, since they seem to be so interested in meddling in affairs that don't concern them."
She's worried about Teppei. They seem to be pretty good friends.
That's worrying. Knowing him, he won't like being confined to the kitchens for long.
Ah, I guess there's Venti too. And that bit where everyone almost died because Childe was in denial.
Wow, the Fatui seem to be the root of all my problems.
The prophecy appeared in her mind.
Well. Almost all my problems.
Kujou Sara stood up, resolute. "Guuji Yae, outlanders."
Everyone looked at her.
"I want proof. Proof within three days."
"And I want an audience with Kujou Takayuki so I can get the evidence, but we don't all get what we want," Furina folded her arms and leaned back in her chair.
Kujou Sara thought for a moment, and stared Furina in the eyes.
"Very well. When I meet with him today, I shall let him know about an urgent audience. In two days, at the end of the week, I know he has a spot in the afternoon for last-minute urgent business. By the end of that meeting, I want proof. Undeniable proof of the Kujou Clan's... treason... and only then will I accept these developments."
And here, she glanced at Yae Miko. "I expect they'll be under your care during this time. If the Kujou Clan is proven innocent, I want a formal apology... and these three in my custody."
She gave them all another once over, adjusted the mask on her head, and started to leave.
"Wait~!" Furina called.
Kujou Sara stopped and turned around, miffed at the sudden change of personality.
"When booking a meeting with Kujou Takayuki, it may be helpful to mention my identity~!"
Kujou Sara's left eye made an infinitesimal twitch. "...and what might that be?"
Furina gave her signature stage laugh. "Why, of course, Furina de Fontaine; Archon of Hydro, and Regina of all Waters, Kindreds, Peoples and Laws of Fontaine."
Notes:
"This is convenient," Signora turned up her nose at the letter. "A meeting with one of our Commissioners... without hiding behind anything else?"
Arlecchino inspected the letter. "It is indeed her handwriting. I've seen it many times; this was, without a doubt, penned by Furina de Fontaine."
"She'll no doubt try to stir trouble again," Signora pinched the bridge of her nose. "Her persistence is annoying... to attempt to foil the plans of her Majesty, the Tsaritsa."
"If I am correct, all attempts to contact Kamisato have been unsuccessful?" Arlecchino turned to Lyudmila. "Lyudmila, is this so?"
Lyudmila fumbled through the progress reports. "Erm. Yes. The party of ten we sent to convince him was eliminated."
"Mm." Signora sighed. "Unfortunate."
Arlecchino privately thought that 'unfortunate' was a bit of an understatement.
"In addition, Kozyreva was part of that party," Lyudmila read. "This means there was likely more information she had not yet conveyed about her eavesdropping on the Guuji Yae Miko and Focalors through the short message she was able to attach to a pigeon."
"There was likely not much more," Signora waved her off. "There shouldn't have been much more than the fact that Focalors was a Watatsumi double agent."
...
"Well then," Arlecchino stood up. "May her Majesty, the Tsaritsa, protect you. I will be off now."
Signora raised an eyebrow. "Hijacking another meeting, hmmm? Your children will be interested to hear the tales."
"And they'll be sure to enjoy the gifts you give them when you relay the news," Arlecchino countered. "After you've obtained the Gnosis from the Raiden Shogun."
Signora laughed, but she felt uncomfortable, the words from the Hydro Archon resonating in her head. "That's a given. Worry about yourself."
A Kozyrev Mirror is a cylinder with reflective sheets of aluminum or glass inside that could supposedly alter space-time inside said cylinder. I found that pretty cool, so I gave the Mirror Maiden who ratted on Furina the surname Kozyreva!
Chapter 23: oh shit it's you
Summary:
sorry for the super late update again!!! another longer chapter will be up tomorrow :')
I've scaled up the number of people in Teyvat drastically, since it doesn't make sense that for so much lore in this continent + an archipelago to boot was all from a population of roughly 3200 people...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Paimon sees Kujou Sara training with the soldiers outside the estate," Paimon flew a bit higher. "Looks like we need a good outcome, or she'll jump us as soon as we get out."
"I'm mildly skeptical of the ability of those soldiers," Lumine peered over. "After fighting with the Resistance, I mean. Most of these recruits seem to be inexperienced."
"Ahhh, no worries," Furina chirped. "Let's avoid fighting at all this time! Wouldn't want to make a bad impression on the Shogun."
"That is our final goal," Paimon came back down. "Furina's right. Paimon thinks we should be careful anyways..."
Paimon shivered a bit. Furina pulled her cape over her.
"Remember your lucky omamori," Furina reminded Lumine. "I saw Yae Miko give one to you."
"Oh, yeah." Lumine summoned the omamori and stuffed it into a pocket. The bow and the bell jingled as she pat it.
Lumine gestured to Paimon, who flew over to one of the higher windows. She perched herself on the ledge and covered herself with some leaves from a nearby tree.
Furina squinted. "Good enough. Let's head in."
Kujou Sara turned around and met Furina's gaze as she and Lumine strode in.
Beneath her stern front, her eyebrows were slightly narrowed and her eyes were softer than usual. Upon further inspection, she wasn't looking Furina in the eye either, instead choosing to look at a spot directly over her left shoulder.
Aha- she's sorry.
Wait. Sorry for what?
"My, my, Kujou Sara!" Furina trilled. "Why so apologetic? You didn't schedule us into a trap, did you?"
Kujou Sara shifted her weight. "Sangon- my apologies. Madam Focalors, the head of the clan... er... invited another guest today."
Furina felt Lumine tense.
She turned to the house and saw Paimon squinting inside.
Furina closed her eyes and felt around for strong elemental energy.
She found it.
Kujou Sara looked genuinely apologetic as she promised Furina that she would have her back.
"I do not think I can stop a Harbinger of Snezhnaya, but should it come to it, I will assist you in your fight against her."
That meant a lot.
"Thank you," Furina bowed. "I'm sorry to trouble you like that."
Kujou Sara looked away, embarassed. "It is my duty to stop unnecessary bloodshed in the lands of Her Excellency."
"I mean helping a wanted Sangonomiya criminal to do that, though," Furina said. "Thank you. Really."
Lumine's right hand was already twitching in preparation for a potential fight. One wrong move and she'd summon her weapon into her hand.
"Should we go in?" Lumine started towards the door.
"Wait," Furina stopped. "Paimon?"
Paimon peeked over from her ledge. "Yeah?"
Furina closed her eyes and summoned the Gnosis into physical form. Glowing radiant blue, exuding pure Hydro power, it appeared floating above the palm of her hand.
Lumine sucked in a breath. "I've forgotten how unsettling it is to see that."
Furina clasped her hands open and pulled them apart, leaving a shiny bubble of Hydro energy between them. She encased the Gnosis inside, and send it bobbing gently up to Paimon.
"If anything happens," Furina said. "Take the Gnosis and fly straight to Tenshukaku. The Shogun might consider me an enemy of Inazuma, but she can't have the death of an Archon blasting half her island open."
Paimon nodded, tears welling up in her eyes. "Paimon will do her best. Stay safe, you two...!"
Furina waved goodbye to the recruits and Kujou Sara, signalled to Paimon they were going in, and pushed the doors open.
She felt that old fear rise up again, but breathed deeply and steeled her nerves.
I am an Archon.
...a slightly incompetent one, but nonetheless.
Paimon has the Gnosis and can either request help... or coerce the Raiden Shogun into it, anyways.
Lumine is... Lumine. She has her Waypoints.
Worst comes to worst, another Hydro Archon comes up after... after...
Another Hydro Archon...?
If at the end of the Flood, the Hydro Archon would be left alone, weeping on her throne...
What would happen if there were no Hydro Archon at all?
Furina made sure to put out as much pressure as possible when walking into the room. Her gaze swept over the two discussing matters in urgent tones.
Her heart dropped when she saw the Knave, but she forced her smile back on and tipped her hat to both of them.
"Well, well! I wasn't aware there would be another, but alas. The more the merrier, am I right~?"
Both of them turned around.
Furina summoned two posh Hydro bubble armchairs and motioned for Lumine to sit down in one.
She took her place in the other, and after a cursory glance at Paimon, continued on.
"I am ever so sorry for being... two minutes early. But it seems that it wasn't a problem! Care to catch Lumine and I up to speed?"
Lumine laughed into her fist, pretending to have a coughing fit.
The Knave gestured to some of the tea and cakes on the coffee table. "...Lady Furina. It is good to see you."
Furina's eye gave the briefest of twitches. "Well! I must thank you for these, if nothing else. Inazuma's gyokuro tea is truly delectable."
The Knave looked pleased at that. "It is the least I can do after you've taken such good care of those in the House of the Hearth. The situation seems to grow better every day."
"Ahh, well," Furina shrugged, her eyes darting to the window again. "The prosperity of the House of the Hearth is representative of better Fontaine-Snezhnaya relations... and the, ah, general economic situation in Fontaine."
"However so, there are many in other nations who actively attempt the opposite. But enough dawdling. I assume you are here for a purpose, no?"
"I am indeed," Furina turned to Lumine. "Lumine?"
Lumine cleared her throat. "Kujou Takayuki."
His gaze never left Furina. He seemed to be trembling.
"I guess you being here is also a bonus," Lumine turned to the Knave. "Miss, uh...?"
"Arlecchino."
"Miss Arlecchino." Lumine coughed. "We have reasons to believe that the Fatui and the Tenryou Commission, and the Kanjou Commission, have been in cahoots with the Fatui to keep the Civil War going."
"N- not the Kamisatos? Not the, uh, uhm, Yashiro Commission? What right do you have to put such accusations?!"
That's not enough proof of guilt, but I know a guilty liar when I see one.
Obvious, too. You'd think a political power would be able to lie better... especially one who was known to be fanatical.
Furina bristled slightly. "You have, then. Miss Arlecchino?"
The Knave looked both surprised and pleased to be referred to by a title. "In favor of a blooming relationship, and for all you've done for my children, I shan't lie. But I suppose you knew already?"
"I did." Furina leaned forward and flashed her eyes a couple of times.
He seemed to be both parts mesmerized and terrified. His lips moved through the same motions, over and over and over.
What a loon.
"Oh!" Furina shook her head. "I apologize. It must be me. Please, Kujou Takayuki, take the stage. Tell us allll about your exploits."
His gaze darted from Furina to Lumine, and then to Arlecchino.
"I... I..."
"No, no. Go on," Furina pressed. "Come on now. I know you must've had some motivation."
Lumine shared a glance with Arlecchino. That serene smile Furina wore seemed to be more unnerving the longer they looked.
"I...!"
Furina felt the ends of her jellyfish haircut float upwards. Kujou Takayuki's pupils grew more, and more, until they seemed to swallow everyone whole.
Lumine later recounted that the only thing she could look at seemed to be Furina's eyes. Otherworldly blue- a light that was so vibrant she couldn't look at it straight on, and yet she had to.
Justice.
Magnificent yet terrible... but once the layers of lies were peeled back, the truth could not be covered any longer.
And so it was revealed for all to see.
Kujou Takayuki's willpower broke, and his remaining posture crumpled.
"There we go~ Let's get Kujou Sara in here, hmm?"
Furina lifted her hand up and the front door was blasted open. A bubble of water came in, and once the door slammed shut, the bubble turned back into Kujou Sara.
She looked bewildered, but her eyes focused on the three hovering around Kujou Takayuki.
"Master? I- what?"
"Talk," Furina ordered.
"The diplomats of Snezhnaya promised great rewards if I just listened to them," he said breathlessly. "Her colleague. The Fair Lady. She said that if I just kept the Vision Hunt Decree going, she would get rid of all the other clans vying to be Commissioner."
His eyes were glowing the same blue as Furina's.
"Master Takayuki... wha... what?"
Kujou Sara shook her head. She stalked forwards to the gathering.
Furina made her an armchair, too. It was sadly ignored.
"You... you..." Kujou Sara's hands balled into fists. "So you sent thousands of men into war? You betrayed Her Excellency, the Raiden Shogun? You sent comrades I ate and trained with into a war that was both pointless and unwinnable?"
"Shut up, Sara!" He screamed, twitching uncontrollably. "You don't understand! You've never understood! The Fatui weren't using me! The backing of a powerful nation, and the might of the Raiden Shogun's Musou no Hitotachi...! You're too naive, too foolish, to think that those sacrifices were worth it!"
Kujou Sara backed up disbelievingly. "Worth... it?"
Furina watched her bottom lip quiver.
"Since you took me in, you taught me the importance of loyalty. How could you ever betray..."
She looked down, her lip quivering even more. "You... you hypocrite! Preaching virtue and loyalty when all you were is a selfish traitor! I, too, have doubted the Vision Hunt Decree and the war, but I, unlike you, chose to follow and obey the Shogun!
"I thought that with Her Excellency leading us, we would reach her desired Eternity. How could I have expected my own clan... taint this heavenly path with greed and betrayal!"
"You know nothing!" Kujou Takayuki screeched again. "The Fatui cannot hope to contend with the Musou no Hitotachi! I did not betray the Shogun... I'm sure she would even be sympathetic with what I did! Solidifying the Kujou Clan's place in her Eternity, is that not what she would want?"
"Way too overconfident in the martial prowess of the Shogun," Lumine whispered. "I guess that's why he was so scared of you. If you're an Archon like the Shogun, he probably thought along those lines too."
"Probably," Furina nodded. "He forgot that the Tsaritsa is an Archon, too. He's a lot... stupider than I thought."
Arlecchino refilled their cups of tea.
"Thank you," Furina smiled.
She nodded back.
Furina found new respect for her.
"You are a wretched husk of a man," Kujou Sara snapped. "Daring to keep up your egotistial ways even when confronted. I will tell the Shogun everything, and pray that she takes heed to what I say. If the war does not end... if nothing else... at least my conscience will be clear!"
"Stubborn and futile," Kujou Takayuki hissed. "The Kujou Clan is unshakeable, now. The Harbinger Signora has confirmed our place. Report whatever you wish; nothing will come of it."
"Kujou Sara," Furina gestured to the armchair. "Please sit. Lumine and I will accompany you to Tenshukaku once this is done."
"I must go right now," Kujou Sara shook her head. "The Shogun... Her Excellency..."
"Can wait," Lumine supplied. "Furina's right. You won't be able to take down a Harbinger who is actively trying to stop you from telling the Shogun everything."
Kujou Sara tensed for a moment, but slumped down into the armchair. To her right, Kujou Takayuki had crumpled like a ragdoll.
No one moved to help him.
Furina closed her eyes. She felt her hair go back to normal, and her eyes dimmed to their usual color.
"Miss Arlecchino?"
She turned around and set her teacup down. "Hmmm?"
"I feel like you have something to tell me."
Lumine's eyes went back to locking in on Arlecchino.
"Oh? Quite perceptive," Arlecchino said. "Yes, I do. As a... Fontainian... I have my concerns about the prophecy. Many of those in the House of the Hearth are Fontaine-born as well. We're3 quite concerned about why you've exited Fontaine in these crucial months."
"Oh..." Furina turned away. "That's what I'm here for. I'm hoping to meet the rest of the Seven, or at least a few, for their wisdom as well. The Raiden Shogun, Rex Lapis, and Barbatos were all I knew from before my ascension to Archonhood, so I'd assume they know more about the Heavens than I."
Arlecchino judged Furina, her face unreadable.
Unnerving as ever... she's one of few people I can't read.
"I see," she said finally. "Then I shall leave this in your capable hands. May you find the answers to what you need."
"Thank you," Furina smiled genuinely for the first time since meeting her. "Really."
She looked pretty happy at that. "No, thank you. I also owe you an apology... for the longest time, I believed you incompetent."
Furina averted her gaze, her stomach sinking again. "No worries about that, haha... I also hated the person I was."
Lumine wasn't smiling when Furina turned back. "There's still the matter of both Childe and Signora."
"Oh, right," Furina nodded. "Right. Thank you. Miss Arlecchino, are you aware of the deal I made with your colleague, Childe?"
"I am," she said simply. "You may be pleased to hear that Tartaglia personally decimated the troop that Nathan was a part of."
"Sheesh, every tenth soldier dead?" Lumine shivered. "Wow..."
"A better fate than leaving them to one of the more sadistic among the Harbingers," Arlecchino said. "For one, the Second Harbinger."
"He's a nutjob," Furina scoffed. "One of these days, he'll end up crossing the Tsaritsa."
"Though that may be true, he has contributed much to the Fatui," Arlecchino's eyes flicked over to Kujou Takayuki. "We do, however, agree on the control he has over his mental faculties."
Furina snorted. "Never thought I'd be getting along with y- ah, a Harbinger."
Lumine turned to Kujou Sara. "Kujou Sara?"
She snapped up, determined. "Is it time?"
Lumine nodded solemnly.
Furina made to stand up.
"Ah, and about Signora," Arlecchino boxed a cake and handed it over to Furina. "I do not believe she will triumph, but do take pity on her. She has not... had an easy life."
Furina took the cake. "Thank you. I don't doubt that, but it's not an excuse for what she has done."
"I suppose so," Arlecchino said. "But justice should take everything into account, no?"
Kujou Sara stomped up the steps to Tenshukaku cursing the Fatui under her breath.
Though Furina certainly felt inclined to agree, newfound respect for the Knave was beginning to rise.
"M- madam Kujou?"
Two Shogunate members crossed their spears over the doorway. "Her Excellency is currently meeting a diplomat. You should help with the battle while you wait for them to finish."
"This is important and I refuse to wait for that-" Kujou Sara stilled. "What battle?"
"Sangonomiya launched a surprise attack near the hills of Inazuma City," one explained breathlessly. "Most forces have been deployed already. We hav-"
"I'm sorry?" Furina snapped. "Surprise attack?"
"Led by the Geo-wielder general," he said. "A small battalion, almost eight hundred people."
Kujou Sara whipped around to face Furina, but she had already turned on her heel and had begun to descend the stairs.
"Furina?" Paimon worried. "Are you okay?"
"Lumine, you have to go fight Signora alone," Furina ordered. "Use the laws of the land. Make sure she pays."
Lumine turned to Kujou Sara. "Huh?"
"Madam Kujou, stay to one side and try to sway the Shogun in your favor. We'll have to confront Ei another time- I refuse to let this war escalate because General Gorou fucked something up."
The two soldiers looked confused as ever. "Uhh, miss-"
"Madam Focalors, what?" Kujou Sara shook her head. "The Traveler cannot attack a Snezhnayan diplomat. The Shogun is sworn to protect her until... oh."
Lumine's head swiveled between Kujou Sara and Furina. "Can you guys stop being mysterious? What do I do??"
Furina walked back up the stairs and put one hand each of Lumine's shoulders. "Challenge Signora to a duel before the throne. I trust that you'll win."
"I am, in case you didn't notice, a wanted Sangonomiya criminal," Lumine objected. "What's stopping her from, I dunno, decapitating me immediately?"
"A duel before the throne comes with both great responsibility and great honor," Kujou Sara said. "If you win, you'll be spared. The loser, however, pays with their life."
"Remember everyone who suffered because of the Fatui," Furina said. "And remember the future we fight for. Once we get through to Ei, once Signora is dead... there's nothing stopping you from demanding details about your brother."
Notes:
"You look quite pleased today," Lyudmila noticed. "Did something happen?"
"Hmm?" Arlecchino turned around. "Oh. I suppose so."
"What of Lady Signora? Is she back yet?"
Arlecchino remembered the blonde haired Traveler that accompanied the Archon. Or perhaps it was the other way around.
"I don't believe she'll be back," she finally answered.
Lyudmila stood up, alarmed. "Lady Signora cannot- Lady Arlecchino, she is a Harbinger!"
"Of which I am well aware," Arlecchino said. "However, not even we should attempt to disrupt a duel before the throne. I do not think that with two Archons present, we shall be able to sway one of Inazuma's most sacred traditions."
"But Lady Signora... should know that, right? She'll be able to decline an offer with an Archon she knows she can't win against!"
But the Harbinger in front of her just sighed.
"I'm sure she wouldn't."
Chapter 24: omnipresence over mortals
Summary:
this ones really long for me, lmao
i did write this in multiple spurts at one in the morning, mildly sleep-addled, so my apologies if something doesn't line up or if the conclusion to this part isn't satisfying enough. please let me know in the comments if something is off!
there's still one or two more inazumas before we head back to the continent, but this is sort of the conclusion to the main part of the inazuma story. delusion factory and reconstruction coming up later though :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"So now, which one of you started this?"
Furina dropped herself in the General's tent, behind the lines. In the distance, she could see the first buildings on the outskirts of Inazuma City.
Both of the warring armies were at an impasse. The battle, it seemed, had ended without a winner, and now they were both waiting for another opportunity to fight.
Gorou whipped around, his bow drawn. The other Watatsumi soldiers leveled their spears.
"You! You're the one Her Excellency was meeting with! Defected to the Shogunate, have you?"
"Will you shut up?" Furina snapped. "We're so close to peace, and you decide to attack at this time? Does Kokomi have no faith in me?"
"Don't talk about Her Excellency so casually!" Gorou growled. "She... uh, well..."
"You attacked Narukami without Kokomi's permission? Which one of you had that brilliant plan??"
"Captain of Herring I decided that! He said something," Gorou turned to one of the officers. "What did he say?"
The officer cleared his throat importantly. "He said that with the Shogunate destabilized from a Fatui plot, this would be the perfect time to attack Inazuma City and topple them."
"What???" Furina whipped around.
The force of her glare made him shrink away slightly.
"Captain of Herring I, Teppei? I told him to step away from military duty!" Furina rounded on the officer.
Gorou blocked her with his bow. "You have no such power to command Captains of entire squads! Some recommendation from the Crux you have, though that's probably another lie!"
"That's because everything I did was secret," Furina said impatiently. "Recall the lines and go back to Watatsumi. We've almost created an opportunity to get through to E- the Shogun, and I don't want anyone dying."
"Secret, hmm?" Gorou said. "Her Excellency would have told me long ago!"
"Heard of Gorgasia II?" Furina tapped her foot. "I led it. Now which one of you started the battle?"
"Awfully convenient that you led the only completely anonymous squad!" Gorou leveled his bow and an arrow formed. "Don't insult Teppei, either. His new Vision has won us many battles and his dedication has inspired many."
Furina stilled. "Vision?"
Teppei would not have gotten a Vision. His ambition isn't focused enough for that.
Everyone I've met so far has dedicated their lives to something in that one moment. A moment when their ambition takes physical form and grants them the gaze of the gods.
No. He's just very loyal to the Resistance. He has a vague idea of peace he works towards, and not much else.
So, then. What is he...
Oh.
"Has he been displaying any symptoms of accelerated aging? Did his cough get worse?" she demanded.
"Huh?" Gorou stopped. "Uh. I mean. I guess so? He has been pretty weak."
"That's not a Vision, you idiot," Furina tugged at her hair despairingly. "That's a Delusion! He stole his Delusion back!"
Gorou tried to arrest her after that. Furina summoned her sword and had knocked most of his officers out before setting down the Singer of Many Waters and tying the tent flap from the outside.
Furina closed her eyes and tried to search for that awful facsimile of a Vision.
There.
There.
Here too... huh?
There were dozens of people emitting Delusion energy.
Did he hand out Delusions?
I'm going to skin him alive.
Furina searched for the people emitting the weakest Delusion energy, since Teppei would have expended most of his energy already.
Here.
Furina turned herself back into water and dashed over. As she did, the Delusions popped like fireworks- shards of mystery material landing harmlessly on the dirt.
Teppei looked worse for wear.
But his aura felt much worse.
"Teppei?" Furina demanded.
He turned around far too slowly.
Furina's heart dropped. He looked like an elderly man by now- some white hairs were starting to sprout.
He wasn't using the Delusion to skirmish against the Shogunate, like the rest of the ones she sensed.
No. He was exuding the same energy as the Delusion itself.
The same energy that Furina felt when she had to make the arduous trek to Sumeru through the desert. The same energy that lingered around Osial.
Godly residue.
He didn't have long to live, Furina noticed. Even if Furina spared him, he would continue to spread Delusions like a virus; drunk on its power, lured by the promise of being able to change.
"You again?" he rasped. "Sorry for leaving the kitchens. I was told that if I attacked now, I would be able to stop the Shogunate."
"You're hallucinating," Furina realized. "The residue is preying on your desire to make a change."
"What? Haha, no," Teppei coughed. "Her Excellency told me personally. I wouldn't just hallucinate that, right?"
Kokomi would never have told him that. "That's your desire to be recognized," Furina shook her head. "Koko- Her Excellency never did that."
"Huh? But then why would everyone follow me here?" Teppei wheezed. "Especially General Gorou."
Furina was angry, but now this was just pitiful.
"General Gorou is a bit overzealous in his pursuit of victory. Kind of like you."
"Oh. But I handed out a lot of these Visions, so we should be able to win, anyways."
"Do you believe that? Truly?" Furina asked. "I told you already. These aren't Visions."
"Huh? They aren't?"
"...Yeah."
"Oof, I'm kind of tired," Teppei sat down. "Now that you're here, I feel kind of bad. Did I do something wrong?"
"You did- didn't."
If he's about to die, the least she could do was soften the blow.
"Oh. That's good, then."
"It is."
"Can I see your... Vision?"
"Hmm? Oh. Sure."
Furina took the Delusion and it splintered into shards.
"Oh, no. What happened?" Teppei's hand fumbled at the sparkles. His right hand tightened on the spear he held. "I... I still need that to fight the Shogunate. I have to help stop the Vision Hunt Decree."
Furina squatted down and gently pried the weapom from his hands. "Don't worry. The Shogunate has already been defeated, thanks to your efforts."
"Wow. Really?" Teppei slurred. "That's good, then... how is Lumine?"
"She's helping to negotiate the peace with the Raiden Shogun right now. I'll treat you both to a feast once she's back."
"That sounds... amazing..." Teppei's speech was more and more unintelligible now. "She likes pie made of mons, you know that?"
"I'd imagine she does," Furina snickered despite herself.
"Haha..." Teppei laid down on the dirt. "But we won... that's good..."
"It is."
"I'm going to lay down for a nap, okay? Let me know when... when Lumine gets back. Her Excellency will let us throw a banquet..."
He coughed once more, and was still.
Furina clasped her hands together in prayer.
"...rest well."
Furina magicked his body to the edge of the beach, near Gorou's tent.
Lifting her hand, his body flew over the water and turned to mist.
"I'm sorry I wasn't able to save him."
"Don't worry about it," Furina said. "Since he sought the Delusion back out, he was doomed from the start."
"Mm."
"Godly residue is more addictive than wine and more deadly than poison," Furina's gaze never left the sparkly mist as it started dispersing. "We have to... get the rest of the Delusions. Before they suffer the same fate."
"You may be able to get all of these Delusions."
"But will you be able to save Poisson this time around?"
Furina tore her gaze away from the ocean.
There stood mirror-her.
Exactly as she remembered from that wretched mirror, five hundred years ago.
"Ah. Focalors."
"But that's you now, isn't it?"
"I guess." Furina squatted down by the ocean and stirred the water a little. "You're right. I still don't know how to save Fontaine, so some Archon I am."
"Now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can you even save them? Are you even an Archon?"
Furina's index finger brushed against some seaweed as she froze.
"Wh- what?"
"You've been nothing but pathetic this entire journey. Even when fighting Childe, you had to get the help of that Outlander. What Archon are you if you can't even fight?"
Furina shrunk back.
"I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry."
"Those were the same words you repeated when you were at Poisson," Lumine mocked. "This time around, I hope the trial gets you the death sentence. No more Focalors around to help you."
Furina felt tears start to form. "I'm sorry. There wasn't anything I could do...! I was told to have faith in Focalors..."
"And this faith turned out how?" Neuvillette taunted. "You've turned into a murderer. Daring to preach yourself as a paragon of virtue when you're following the exact same path the Raiden Shogun took... not the best look."
Furina was sobbing hysterically now.
"You left Lumine to die fighting Signora," Paimon scoffed. "When she almost killed both of you in Mondstadt? Where's Barbara going to appear from this time?"
"But I have... I trust she can do it..."
"The battle could've waited," Clorinde jeered. "Not when your first and only true friends were both left at the mercy of a Harbinger who wants them dead, and an Archon who could strike them all before they can react?"
"I... I'm so... so... sorry."
"What good is sorry? Any Archon would be able to complete this job better than you. Go kill yourself and pray to Celestia that maybe your successor can save Fontaine."
Furina felt the Splendor of Tranquil Waters appear in her hands.
"Do it. Stab yourself right now. Maybe the resulting explosion will kill Signora, too."
She leveled her sword to her heart.
"Furina! Furina!"
Kokomi was shaking her awake. "Furina!"
Huh?
I'm... I...
Was I going to kill myself...?
She felt tear stains on her cheeks.
"I'm sorry I knocked you out, but what were you thinking? Why were you going to stab yourself?"
"I..."
Furina felt her head clear.
Neuvillette couldn't have been here. Neither could Clorinde. Paimon and Lumine were both in Tenshukaku...
They'll be fine. Trust your friends.
Furina coughed out some purple mist.
"Furina? Are you okay?"
She nodded slowly. "I'm fine. Don't worry."
She hiccuped.
"Don't do that, okay?" Kokomi hugged her. "I don't know what happened, but please don't do that ever again. If you ever need to talk, come to me or go to Yae Miko."
"No, don't worry, I'm not suicidal," Furina joked weakly. "I think the residue in the Delusion that released after Teppei died... got to me."
Does Xiao fight that every hour of every day?
...
"Res... I'll ask you later." Kokomi shook her head. "I was alerted that Teppei had brought a battalion to Narukami and I rushed over. Can you stand?"
Furina stood up, wobbling a little. "If you're here, you can... stop the battle, right?"
"Yes. Gorou told me Teppei stole his Delusion back. I've confiscated all of them and buried them all deep undergorund."
"Good." Furina nodded. "But Teppei... was corrupted, too. The residue feeds off of our strong emotions. He thought he was acting for the best. He did something bad, but don't... don't hold it against him."
Kokomi lowered her head. "I understand. I'll set up a funeral rite once we get back to Watatsumi."
"Thank you."
"Then I'll have to go to Tenshukaku again." Furina shook the dust off her hat. "I have to help Lumine."
"I'll keep the Resistance Army here," Kokomi promised. "If I sense something wrong, we'll go in as backup. I'll try my best to quell the fighting."
"Thank you. Really."
"Don't worry about it. You'd do the same for me!"
Furina carefully held cold water to her eyes as she neared Tenshukaku again.
The thundering Electro that crackled more and more intense the closer she got...
And she's not even the real Archon. Ei...
Stop. Don't dwell on it. You can do this.
You must.
Furina let the surface of the water pop and it landed on the ground. Furina slid forwards and dodged around a Shogunate soldier.
He seemed to open his mouth in objection, but he was too paralyzed to lift his spear against her.
Furina looked upwards and blinked. Slowly, she felt her eyes depuff.
Good. Furina would rather die than let herself be seen by another official with tear-stained puffy eyes.
Another remnant of her past.
Furina felt tears start to build up again and hastily blinked them away.
Near the door of Tenshukaku, the two guards had already fallen to the ground and were violently twitching. Furina thought briefly about setting down the Singer of Many Waters, but decided against it.
She had to conserve her strength.
She settled for dragging them behind a couple of wooden pallets. That would protect them better than the front doors of Tenshukaku, if nothing else.
The door seemed to resist against her pushing, though. Furina kicked at the door, but it only barely budged.
So instead, Furina immediately went nuclear. A very good idea that was most definitely not influenced by the Pyro energy that kept leaking through the edges.
A layer of Hydro energy encased the door as Furina set her palm against the middle. She braced her legs against the floor and prepared for the worst.
One push, and the door shattered into water, droplets fizzling with Electro as they absorbed the harsh energy.
When the door exploded, the fighting briefly stopped.
A ring of Electro surrounded the wooden floors of Tenshukaku. Furina recognized this- a duel before the throne.
But Lumine seemed to be winning. She was only slightly ruffled, but Signora's hair was messed up and the Pyro that she exuded was rough and uncontrolled.
Nothing like the steady Cryo she had used against them in Mondstadt.
She's losing her grip, Furina realized. She's as unhinged as I was.
Both of them stopped in their fighting to look at Furina.
The Raiden Shogun puppet observed the battle from her throne. To her left, Kujou Sara lay in a heap.
Furina's heart dropped into her stomach when she saw that- right as Lumine got the jump on Signora and channeled Electro straight into her head.
Signora coughed out some liquid flame and gargled something as she screamed. Furina ran along the side of the arena to see Kujou Sara, but the Raiden Shogun crossed her arms and stared at her.
...
Furina felt a bead of sweat start to form as the pressure around her started growing heavier.
"Archon of Fontaine."
She felt her legs stiffen. She tried to walk forward, to reach towards Kujou Sara.
"Why have you come to Inazuma?"
No doubt about it. Hostility in her voice, even as her face was impassable and cold.
Show no fear. Remember what you fight for. Meet Ei and get through to her at all costs.
"Puppet ruler of Inazuma," Furina steadied herself. "I have a better question for you."
The Raiden Shogun tilted her chin up.
"What have you done to Inazuma? Is this the Eternity you seek?"
The clamor of the battle behind them seemed to fade away. As far as Inazuma was concerned, the only two that mattered at that moment were the two Archons staring each other down.
"That is none of your concern. The Heavens have not found it necessary to interfere with what the one within seeks, and to her, that is the ultimate victory."
"Cowardice, that's what it is," Furina taunted. "Selfishly burying her head in the sand like an ostrich attempting to evade a predator, in hopes of becoming invisible to it?"
The Raiden Shogun dropped her arms. "It is not your place to judge."
"Quite the contrary, I'd say! Am I not the god of Justice?"
She narrowed her eyes at Furina.
Get angry. Let me see Ei.
She closed her eyes, and when Furina saw them open again, the Electro swirling within had dimmed significantly.
"Your wish to see the one within will not be granted. Her meditation shall not be perturbed."
Furina grit her teeth together. "...Well, then. As fellow Archons, acting or no, let us watch this duel before the throne before proceeding with this."
The Raiden Shogun said nothing, but stepped to the left. Furina took her place and immediately bent down to try and heal Kujou Sara.
One thing about Hydro- it reacted.
With every element.
With some, Furina learned to use them for good. A Dendro user that was part of her squad had helpfully supplied ways to use Bloom as little healing-bombs. Ningguang had told Furina about Crystallize being used as shields.
Electro-Charged was a reaction that mostly did damage to her opponents. And the air in Tenshukaku was very Electro-Charged indeed.
Furina had to constantly focus on purifying the Hydro energy to prevent accidentally zapping Kujou Sara. She was slowly starting to stir, but once the Raiden Shogun executed the loser of the duel (which would definitely be Signora; Furina was right to have faith in Lumine) Furina would have to stop the healing process. The Musou no Hitotachi would also likely render most of Furina's abilities too volatile to use.
But the Musou no Hitotachi meant that Furina would be able to see the sword that held Ei's consciousness.
If Ei wouldn't see Furina, she would have to see Lumine, and Furina was going to make sure Lumine wasn't going alone.
The lucky omamori Yae Miko had given Lumine was no ordinary omamori. It pulsed with Electro whenever Furina had extended her senses enough to reach it.
She didn't know what it was for, but she knew it was to play a big purpose. Some catalyst to help Lumine get into the Plane?
Now, if Furina could get in, too...
She paused her healing as the Pyro energy fluctuated and a blast of heat poured over her.
Think, Furina. Think.
Okay. Ei placed her consciousness in the sword. Focalors placed hers in the... the Oratrice!
Furina blinked.
Wait. That's it!
When the Shogun executes Signora with the Musou no Hitotachi, I have to use that brief time window to place my own consciousness in the sword. The Oratrice could only hold one plane of consciousness, the facsimile of the Opera Epiclese I saw Focalors through the mirror in, so the sword should be the same.
Shit. How do I do that?
And for the first time in a while, Furina fell into another memory.
Lumine leapt backwards as Signora's whip cracked the floor, leaving the wood to bubble and smoke.
Tenshukaku's floor was utterly destroyed. Lumine didn't envy the person that would be forced to replace the floor.
She didn't envy Signora, either. The longer the battle dragged on, the more unstable she got, and the more unstable she got, the worse she fought.
Lumine had already cracked two of the Eyes of Frost and even though Signora had reared back in pain every time, she still needed those to not die of heat stroke.
I'm certain she won't take any more... but just in case, I'll keep these two. I can beat her without that.
Wait, she only had one Eye of Frost left.
Paimon was hugging the other one to try and refrain from passing out. Lumine couldn't bring Signora's attention to Paimon, who was much more fragile and much less likely to duck out of the way.
Lumine feinted to Signora's left, and she angrily lifted her hand to scatter more butterflies at her. She unsummoned her sword at the last second, seeing that the area was too hot for her sword to go through, and slammed three bolts of Electro into the butterflies right as they manifested. They crackled for a brief moment and Lumine got the hell out of there before they exploded violently.
Signora screamed in pain and fell over, writhing on the floor. Lumine took her sword back into her hand and ran forwards, stabbing it into the end of her dress to keep her from moving and dropping a couple of meteors down.
Signora had tried to stop the meteors, but unfortunately, fire isn't enough to stop gravity. Or a ton of rock.
The meteors crashed down on top of her and the Pyro hit right as they did. The meteors splintered into shards, but Lumine had already run towards Paimon and had set up a barrier.
The brunt of the shards landed back on Signora, and Lumine sensed the liquid flame she bled again. A couple flew towards the edge of the arena, but they crackled a bit with Electro and dropped harmlessly to the floor, where they disappeared.
Lumine pulled Paimon behind her and cautiously pulled the shield down.
Signora was back in her original dress, the one made of flame having melted away. The floating device beside her was cracked on the ground, and her funerary mask was askew.
The ground around her was still obliterated with the liquid fire. Her wounds, however, were starting to get patched up- fire closed over the cuts and faded.
But the walls of the arena dropped. It seemed the Raiden Shogun had decreed a winner.
Signora murmured something unintelligible.
"But... but how...?"
Lumine breathed a sigh of relief and looked up at Furina, hoping she was fine.
Huh?
Her friend was staring unblinkingly at the Shogun. No- at the sword. Her brow was furrowed in concentration, and her eyes were glowing that Hydro blue that Lumine had started associating with Furina using a greater portion of her Hydro power.
"What is she looking at?" Paimon whispered. "Paimon's creeped out..."
Lumine shushed her, but quietly agreed with her unease.
The Shogun had started approaching Signora, who seemed to have regained some control over her sanity. Panic was in her eyes as her gaze went in every direction, looking for an escape route.
Lumine resummoned her sword into her hand, just in case. Her eyes never left the Shogun, even as she walked right past her.
"I am a Snezhnayan diplomat," Signora's breath quickened. "You know what happens if you lay a finger on me...!"
The Raiden Shogun paid no heed to her words.
Signora was hyperventilating now.
"I swear, if you strike me... I will... the Fatui will make sure your precious Inazuma..."
The Raiden Shogun closed her eyes briefly, and when she opened them again, a ring had appeared behind her and the Eye of Stormy Judgement manifested over her head.
Signora's eyes darted over to Lumine, and then to Furina. A desperate plea of help she was too prideful, even faced with death, to speak.
"Stop! I order you!" Signora cried, backing away.
Lumine looked at her with some manner of pity.
Arlecchino, the Knave Furina seemed to have some history with, had said that Signora did not have an easy life.
"And you...!"
Signora's desperate gaze turned into fury as she glared at Lumine.
Nevermind, lol! All pity Lumine felt for her was lost.
Signora's hand started glowing under Elemental Sight. Wait- Lumine recognized this. She was going to try and steal the Shogun's Gnosis.
"I can't fail here. No matter what that fraud of an Archon said...! Filthy rats!!!"
Signora dashed forwards, hand outstretched.
She was too slow this time to even get the jump on Lumine. The Shogun easily dodged and stepped to the other side, marking Signora's center with Electro.
The Electro symbol spun like a wheel as six simultaneous slashes appeared around her. Lumine felt the air grow even more charged than before, and she pulled Paimon behind her.
A column of Electro exploded upwards where Signora was.
Lumine felt her heart almost stop as the sheer power of the Musou no Hitotachi seemed to freeze time itself.
Her eyes darted to Furina at the top of the throne platform. Her friend was still unblinkingly staring at the sword.
Extreme levels of Electro started gathering around her, too.
Lumine's throat jumped as another column of glowing white Electro power blasted Furina. When Lumine's eyes readjusted to normal light, Furina had crumpled and was on the ground next to Kujou Sara.
Lumine felt irrational fury bubble up in her at the Raiden Shogun. She didn't hear what they had talked about back then, but she was betting that if it warranted Furina getting struck this bad, it wasn't good.
Signora had turned into ashes, a single lone Pyro butterfly gently flying out of the window. Lumine's one saving grace was that Furina was still in one piece.
The Shogun turned around, her eyes meeting Lumine.
"Outlander."
Lumine felt her voice stop working.
No. No! Keep pushing forwards! Don't let her get away with hurting Furina!
"Though you may be an enemy of Eternity yet..."
Don't freeze up now! Get Paimon to a safe spot and move!
"The honor of the victor in a duel before the throne must be acknowledged. Therefore, I shall allow you to leave Tenshukaku alive."
Paimon seemed to understand. She pushed Lumine, and her legs and voice worked again.
"What did you do to Furina??" Lumine shouted.
The Raiden Shogun's eyes went to Furina.
Lumine was never as good as reading people as Furina was, and the puppet only showed a miniscule amount of surprise as she turned back to the throne.
"I saw her to be an enemy of Eternity as well," she said. "And such threats must be eliminated."
In retrospect, Lumine should've remembered that the column that struck Furina radiated with Electro-Charged, not Electro, and that the Raiden Shogun's voice didn't match what her lips were saying.
Furina tumbled into the Plane of Euthymia.
It held sand, and tori gates.
The sky was dark and crimson- affected by the memory of tragedies long ago.
"...?"
Ei's eyes opened as she stepped down from her meditating position.
"Focalors?"
Furina held still.
Yep. This was the Shogun she remembered. Her voice was noticeably softer, and her gaze was more curious than cold and stern.
Wait. Remember everything about her. Defuse the situation and don't die here.
"E... Ei?" Furina stumbled forwards, her eyes darting around. "What happened to you? Where are we?"
Furina blinked a couple of times, keeping her eyes unfocused. "I thought we were watching a duel before the throne outside."
Ei's cheeks flushed a deep pink. "Ahh... I'm sorry about that. The Raiden Shogun outside is not me."
"Huh?" Furina scrunched her nose to look more confused. "There are two Shoguns? How is that possible... after..."
Well. I guess there are two of me too.
Ei's eyes clouded over as she started reminiscing.
I should've timed this right. I have a minute, give or take, until Lumine comes in.
"That is... a tale for another time. I apologize for the Shogun's actions. She shouldn't have attacked you." Ei bowed.
Furina thought about that one time she tripped and fell into a puddle face first in front of a crowd. As expected, her face started to blush.
"Ah, don't worry about that." Furina shifted her weight to her other leg. "But if you aren't the Shogun, that must mean that Kujou Takayuki wasn't manipulating you. You can revert the Vision Hunt Decree!"
And right as those words finished, an Eye of Stormy Judgement manifested and in dropped Lumine.
Ei's face grew noticably colder as this perceived threat to Eternity twisted and landed on her feet.
Lumine's eyes darted around and met Furina. She ran over, checking her over for injuries- of course, there were none.
"Furina? Huh? Where is this place? Why are you with... Ei."
...
Ei's eyes narrowed. "You... that which is furthest from Eternity."
"Daring to attempt a strike on the Shogun after witnessing the Musou no Hitotachi firsthand? Indulge my curiosity. What prompted you to do such?"
Wow, Ei. Modifying your speech to sound more impressive when someone else comes in... didn't strike me as the type.
"I thought you hurt Furina." Lumine set her jaw in determination.
"Oh? To think that loyalty for your friend overrode the logic that the Shogun would not dare harm another Archon." Ei grew quiet.
Good job, Lumine! If you keep going, and make her depression worse, she won't hit as hard!
"Enough about that," Ei finally said. "You do not seem to be concerned by this turn of events. I'm quite surprised that the both of you know so much about this Plane of Euthymia."
"Forget about your stupid Plane," Lumine stepped forwards. "How can you stay here and do nothing while your people suffer? Do you know how much the Vision Hunt Decree and the Civil War has torn Inazuma apart? How can you let yourself be decieved by the Fatui like this?"
"The Vision Hunt Decree has my tacit approval," Ei said calmly. "I do not see how it threatens Eternity. If it did, the Fatui who sponsor it would've been purged long ago."
"So you'll let your people die in a meaningless war to distribute Delusions?" Furina then snapped. "Your idea of Eternity is far from the one I heard when you first took the position of kagemusha. Do you not see how Fatui influence and the Civil War has torn your beloved Inazuma apart?
"I've seen humans in Fontaine push forth with all they have, putting all of their 'ambition' and breaking through even the will of the gods."
This human is me... but that's not important. Drill the point in.
Though it's good to know that my acting hasn't become too rusty, hehe~!
"I, too, spent time meditating alone under the sea after the Cataclysm. Though I was in stasis for a mere instant compared to you, I seemed to have gotten the point that you still struggle to comprehend in your short-sightedness!"
Furina paused, breathing heavily, giving Ei time to let everything sink in.
"Without individual ambition, would the technologies that Fontaine runs on exist? If I had not dared to create the Oratrice and its Indemnitium, would Fontaine be the bustling metropolis it is today?"
Ei's left eye twitched. "I'm afraid I must contradict you there. Individual ambition is not compatible with the Eternity I promised. The lives of humans are so short already, and cannot bear the extra risk it brings. For every successful innovation in Fontaine, how many died trying to reach their dream? Those who lost their lives wielding Delusions... is it not because they sought individual dreams that they perished?"
Furina felt an itching to claw her skin open in her fury.
"How can you say that??" she hissed. "Are you braindead? Has your meditation in the Plane of Euthymia muddled your perception of the world beyond here? They sought to protect those that they loved and dared to take on the punishment for doing so on themselves while their Archon sat around doing nothing!"
...
Furina breathed out, closing her eyes.
"Nothing has changed," she said, resigned. "Five hundred years of endless introspection, and yet you have not even a fraction of Raiden Makoto's wisdom. Her beloved Eternity, muddled by your distorted views."
Ei sucked in a breath, her face briefly contorting. "Retract your words at once! My sights are as clear as they've ever been...! Those who've had their Visions taken, at least, have not perished in the same way!"
Lumine laughed mirthlessly. "So the soldiers on both sides of the Civil War had their lives taken from them in the name of Eternity, huh? Congratulations. You've stripped many people of their ambition and their will to live, and you've indirectly killed many more by failing to stop the Civil War."
The true Electro Archon wavered momentarily, but something seemed to strike her.
A memory?
Certainly something tragic.
"Be that as it may," she said determinedly. "What's done is done. I've seen nations stride forwards and lose everything, and I must do everything in my power to prevent that from happening to Inazuma. Eternity... the Eternity that was promised... is the only way.
"Can you feel them? The fighting outside? The Watatsumi battalion that arrived has broken out into battle with my forces in a battle I predict will cause devastating casualties. Is individual ambition to change not the root of this all?"
Furina and Lumine both opened their mouths to retort, but Ei's eyes flashed purple, Chakra Desiderata manifesting with an Eye of Stormy Judgement above her head.
Well. This is where the force comes in, then.
"So then. Outlander... and Archon of Fontaine."
"Enlighten me on the ideals you seem so firm on."
Lumine entered an defensive stance as Furina set up the Singer of Many Waters. Electro crashed immediately into Lumine, and Furina quickly scattered Hydro across the entire Plane so she would have more distance covered to heal Lumine.
Her attacks should be stronger while she's within a certain distance from me. I'll focus on helping her, first and foremost- it'll make the victory that much more purposeful.
Lumine had successfully repelled the attack and ducked as the naginata swung at her head. An afterimage of Electro started to form as Lumine got back up, but Furina managed to swing her hands down and force Lumine to duck with a crash of Hydro.
Lumine seemed slightly fazed as the Hydro grew Electro-Charged, but was otherwise unharmed.
Both of them started to run, planning to regroup near the middle.
Furina felt the air to her right start crackling and leapt backwards, using the Hydro on the ground to propel herself further. As she did, an area around Ei exploded with Electro, knocking Lumine back (for she was on her way to strike her after she reappeared).
Furina managed to catch Lumine as she tumbled, stopping her before she landed. Lumine steadied herself, deflected the Electro bolt that came flying towards them, and restarted her charge.
Furina summoned her own weapon and started sending slashes of water towards Ei. Blades of water closed in on her, but she turned into Electro at the very last second and phased right through the massive explosion.
Furina redirected the debris of the explosion back to the escaping Electro wisp, and Lumine converged on it at the same time. Anemo and Hydro-infused sand crashed into the Archon, who only managed to shield most of it.
A win is a win!
But then she stood up, and Furina realized that it was not a win.
Completely unscathed.
...ok.
Furina felt the air to her left shift and jumped right as the naginata swung for her legs. She aimed a kick down as she flipped over the resulting Electro blast, but was met with another swing. Panicking, she turned midair and bounced off the flat side of the blade before falling less-than-gracefully to the sand, where Lumine rushed over and blocked two more swings.
A third swing followed by a kick launched Lumine up, where she barely managed to cushion her fall with Anemo. Lumine rolled onto her side and got back up, coughing out sand.
"Lumine!" Furina shrieked, and created a shield spanning the entire Plane.
She rushed over to her friend, who was still coughing, but the worst of the fall had been prevented. Furina sent the shield flying towards Ei's general direction, and felt a tremor in the water.
Satisfied with the strength of the hit, Furina encased both of them in a water shield and started to help Lumine back up.
A single slash and Furina's hair stood on end- she pushed Lumine to one side and rolled the other as a slash cleaved the shield perfectly in two, hitting the area where they were standing just moments before. Furina sneezed when the sand blew up.
Lumine had been pushed back again after Ei changed targets onto her. Furina was too far to stop Lumine after she got blasted, almost point-blank, by a bolt of lightning.
Furina's heart dropped into her stomach as she started sprinting over to that direction.
Not Lumine. Not Lumine. I swear on everything I'll level Inazuma to the ground if the dust clears and Lumine's...
Lumine had twisted her sword in time to protect her vital areas, but Electro was known to be volatile. Furina hastily wiped the tears out of her eyes, drew her sword, and pushed Ei to another corner of the Plane so Lumine had time to recover.
Furina swung her sword at Ei's leg, stabbing down, but Ei kicked herself backwards.
Lumine had started to shift as the healing set in.
Furina feinted to Ei's right, but Ei predicted it and blocked Furina's Hydro attack to her legs. She kicked out, and Furina moved to the left, but Ei's blade dropped down and cut a gash into her arm.
Furina hissed and moved back, reaching to heal herself with her other hand.
Lumine was... sitting down?
Ei had noticed too and occasionally glanced in her direction to check for new developments.
Whatever you're planning, pleaaaase hurry up!
Furina was slowly tiring. How was she tiring in a realm of consciousness, where her real body was safe? No clue.
But Ei's skill, however rusty from five centuries of unuse, had not become any less formidable.
Furina remembered... Focalors remembered Ei as a kagemusha, bringing down thundering fury on a cockroach that had startled Makoto on one of their Archon meetings.
Even though Furina had been working hard and training, that simply didn't even begin to compare to an Archon who had been a warrior since before Furina was even thought of.
Furina and Ei stole glances at Lumine at the same time.
A pink aura was hovering around her, Electro crackling. She was looking at something in her hand.
What's that?
Ei and Furina both lowered their weapons (something Furina was secretly very grateful for, since she wasn't sure if she'd be able to dodge or block another blow) and stared.
Furina could smell thunder sakura.
That's... that's the lucky omamori Yae Miko gave her. The one she didn't want to let me see get given.
I mean, I saw anyways... but whatever.
Furina's senses of the outside in the Plane of Euthymia were severely muddled. Here, she couldn't rely on the ambient Hydro to process the environment her eyes couldn't see. The Plane, having swallowed her consciousness and consisting of mostly Ei's Electro energy, closed her eyes to the outside world.
But something opened. A passageway for someone else.
Furina felt the fighting Ei had mentioned in passing outside. A brief moment, but she had surveyed everything. To process it, though, would take some time.
But that time was bought.
Yae Miko stepped in, her legs, torso, and then her head emerging out of a pink cloud reminiscent of the ungathered sakura petals hovering around the Shrine. She gracefully stepped out and walked out, surveying the Plane of Euthymia.
Looks like I wasn't the only one who thought of entering the Plane.
"Dear me," Miko bent down to talk in Lumine's ear. "Aren't you cutting it a little close?"
I guess we both have Lumine to thank for this. Without her defeating Signora in a duel before the throne, I wouldn't be able to get in... and without her carrying the omamori, Yae Miko would be stuck outside.
"Miko?" Ei's hand loosened around the naginata.
The rift to the outside closed, and Furina was left to process the information she had glimpsed in that brief window of time.
"This was your doing?"
Okay. Okay. Think.
That large patch of powerful Hydro energy... two large patches, actually. One in the middle of the battle, the other far away.
...at least one of those was Kokomi. The other one was probably the Yashiro Commissioner.
I don't see why he didn't help the Shogunate army. I guess we all have our reasons.
Out of the corner of her eye, Furina saw Lumine stuff down a Sweet Madame and half a bowl of Adeptus' Temptation.
That'll never not be surprising. How does that even work?
But she seemed to perk right up afterwards, so Furina wasn't about to question it.
"Now, now," Yae Miko stepped forwards, the sand crunching under her sandals. "Don't forget who taught you to place your consciousness in objects."
The two seemed to be locked in some centuries-old memory. Furina wasn't going to question it.
General Gorou seems to be doing better. The Geo energy... it was probably him... is a lot more stable now. Not sure if he's still angry at me, though.
Focus. That doesn't matter. You can clear up everything after.
Yae Miko watched Lumine put the plates back in her inventory. Her eyes swept to Furina. "Surely you don't think you two were enough to sway Ei's will? Not when her Inazuma was believed to be at stake?"
Furina's eyes were glassed over. She didn't hear a thing.
Everyone on the Shogunate side is still rattled by the aftershocks of the Musou no Hitotachi. The Resistance is doing fine.
The Resistance is doing better than fine, actually. Since when did so many of them get Visions?
Not Delusions, Furina realized. T his energy is pure and untainted by godly residue. This is the energy of Visions.
There must be more than a two hundred of them. I recall there being half of that in the army.
"She seems to be in her own world," Yae Miko sighed. "Inspecting the matters outside, I expect."
Lumine looked worriedly at the naginata loosely grasped in Ei's hand.
"Seeing the ambition and drive they have," Yae Miko continued, nodding. "Though you two are the only ones here, all those ambitions have long since been entrusted to you."
Everything was resontating from the central plaza. The statue she walked past... the one with all the inlaid Visions.
The stolen Visions from the Vision Hunt Decree.
Lumine closed her eyes.
Like stars in the sky, blots of gold appeared in the sky, each of them exuding different elemental power.
Dendro there.
Pyro there.
Geo, Hydro, Cryo.
The dark red sky slowly lit up with the hopes and dreams of the people. Each too bright to look at directly, like miniature suns in the sky, illuminating the once dark sky of the Plane of Euthymia.
Ei's eyes slid from one to another, moving to the next once the first became too bright to continue staring at. Her eyes lowered to Lumine, who was standing, her sword lifted once again.
Ei's eyes moved to Yae Miko, to Furina, and then to the 'stars' in the now pinkish sky again.
As one, the voices of the holders of these Visions gathered. Lumine started to glow gold.
Abolish the Vision Hunt Decree
Ei's mouth lifted into a small smile. She gripped her naginata and spun it in the air, where it disappeared.
A sword crackled into being in her hands as she lifted the blade above her head. The Chakra Desiderata and the Eye of Stormy Judgement glowed ever brighter.
Furina ran back to Lumine. Yae Miko stepped back to watch.
"Do you want a Sweet Madame too?" Lumine whispered. "You'll feel much better, I promise."
"I can't eat that fast," Furina whispered back.
"Shit, yeah."
Ei rushed forwards. Furina and Lumine both braced and raised their weapons to block, but Ei ended up slashing horizontally a couple meters away from them.
Furina felt the crackle of Electro and pushed Lumine down. The air above their heads exploded with enough force to level a mountain, but Lumine managed to throw her Parametric Transformer up, which absorbed most of the blast.
"I will never criticize that two hundred thousand Mora purchase ever again," Furina gasped for air. "Or the copious amount of bird eggs you stuffed into it."
Bits of elemental gemstones scattered down around them, tinkling on the ground.
Lumine beamed at her. "Good to hear!"
Ei slashed up at the place Furina was at, but Lumine rushed in at the last second and parried. She forced her blade up and Ei staggered back.
She followed up, throwing her sword at Ei's head and shaking the ground with Geo after Ei had twisted to the left to dodge.
Furina felt that old envy at Lumine's martial prowess flare up again, but squashed it down.
Gathering all the Hydro in the surrounding field that she had scattered earlier, Furina dismantled the old healing energy and sent the pure Hydro energy towards Lumine. Bolstering her defence, continually replenishing her stamina, acting as a portable Singer of Many Waters.
That energy was unaffected by the surrounding ambient Electro. The golden aura from the Wishes of the people probably had something to do about that.
Furina quickly grew fatigued from that. She hadn't fully recovered from her clash with Ei, so she had to heave air for a bit before she felt well enough to maybe start fighting in sword-to-sword combat again.
Lumine seemed to be doing just fine against Ei, though. She had small cuts around her body, and a new gash on her left leg, but those were slowly closing up.
Furina looked at the cut on her own arm. It had closed, but the skin there was still pink and tender to the touch.
She shook her head, pushed on it a few more times, and when the pain started to dull she picked up her sword with both hands and slashed up.
A crescent of Hydro flew out at mach speed, crashing into Ei right as she was about to slash across Lumine's middle. Lumine kicked sand up and manipulated it using Geo, momentarily blinding Ei.
She reached up to rub the dust out of her eyes. While she was blinking furiously, Lumine managed to knock Ei back a couple of steps back and had blasted her multiple times with Anemo blasts.
Furina coughed again from the strain of using more power while she hadn't recovered. Her arms felt too heavy to swing her sword and maintain Lumine's powerup.
I can probably drop it and help, but I don't think I'll be able to do much, anyways.
Furina decided to focus on keeping the powerup, and settled for chucking Hydro spears at Ei whenever she seemed like she was going to catch Lumine unaware.
The fight didn't continue for much longer. Lumine, powered by both Furina and the Wishes of all the Vision holders, dealt the final blow. One more kick, one more Anemo tornado, and Ei flew back.
The Chakra Desiderata, which had been steadily dimming, faded entirely. The Eye of Stormy Judgement dissipated as it did.
Ei started breathing much more heavily than before.
Lumine's aura faded as it did, sensing that the job had been done.
Furina dropped the Hydro she had maintained, instead rushing over and healing everything manually. That was a lot faster.
Yae Miko pitched in to help, saying something encouraging.
Not a lot of help... but Furina appreciated the sentiment.
...
Lumine felt better now. She ate another Sweet Madame.
Ei had calmed down, and her breathing was steadier.
She turned to face them.
"You've lost, Ei."
Yae Miko stepped forward.
Ei dropped her gaze. "...yes. I have."
"Why do you not trust your people, and in the power of their ambitions?"
Ei's eyes dimmed, the last lights of Electro leaving them.
"These ambitions have transcended space and time. They've entered a Plane only godly power can breach, and have defeated even you."
...is she crying?
Ei wasn't crying, but she seemed to be deep enough in a depressing memory to.
"These ambitions can't be snuffed out."
Lumine nodded along. "When people move forward with all their might, they can even take over the work of the gods."
"Is that what you've learned in Liyue?" Yae Miko asked.
Lumine nodded.
"All people in all nations deserve to follow their ambitions," Furina said. "When they grow stagnant, they have nothing to do but slowly grow insane. Eternity may be the way for gods, but humans need to keep pushing forward and forging their own path."
Ei's eyes, foggy, met Furina's.
"So, for the wishful thinking of keeping Inazuma safe from threat... are you to force down and oppress the people who just want to live?"
"Focalors..." she said. "You too have seen the Cataclysm. When a nation strode forward to progress and lost everything... everything they had."
"All four of us have witnessed what great loss change can bring." Ei drooped, defeated. "Eternity is the only way."
"Because in the end, you lost Makoto?" Furina asked. "You believe that if you had kept Inazuma stagnant, Makoto would've lived?"
Her name seemed to have salted the wound.
"If time stops, and Eternity is reached," Ei smiled bitterly. "Then the lightning's glow would never fade. The fragility of the present moment is but an illusion, and only through Eternity... can we get closer to the Heavenly Principles."
Furina and Lumine bristled at that in unison.
"The Heavenly Principles... irrelevant nonsense, as far as I'm concerned." Yae Miko shrugged lightly. "When all's said and done, you just want to protect your beloved Inazuma, no?"
Ei gave a watery laugh. "That would be something of an oversimplification, but yes."
"But stripped of everything, stripped of ambition and the will to continue... simply a hollow husk of a nation..."
"Is it even worth it for such a nation to exist?"
Yae Miko looked at Furina here.
"Miko, retract your words," Ei snapped. "I promised never-changing Eternity to the people of Inazuma."
"But that promise is worthless," Yae Miko objected. "The people want your divine gaze, not empty promises."
"...Visions?" Ei chuckled weakly. "Miko, humans have hardly a lifespan of a hundred years. They cannot afford more losses."
"And how many losses have the people of Inazuma suffered in your tunnel-vision for an unachievable Eternity?" Furina questioned. "How many have died in this war for the abolishment of the Vision Hunt Decree?"
"Focalors, you too have seen what everyone stands to lose through change," Ei shook her head desperately. "You, surely, must understand. Lady Egeria... Makoto... and so many others..."
"But you're suffering as well," Furina said. "I thought it was the Visions that lit up the sky... but it's Guuji Yae, isn't it? Your expression has brightened noticably."
Ei dropped her gaze to the sandy floor. "I..."
"Eternity is far too cruel of a fate for any of us," Furina said. "For you... for the people of Inazuma."
And for me. I was stuck in this Eternity for five hundred years.
"But I cannot," Ei shook her head with more vigor. "Even if I must suffer this lonely meditation for a thousand more years, if it means the people of Inazuma need not experience the pain I have seen..."
"If everyone in Fontaine was on one side of the scale... and I was on the other..."
Furina felt her heart shatter into pieces.
That doesn't excuse what she did. Just like it didn't excuse what I failed to do.
But...
Her philosophy comes from a place of righteousness... as well.
Do I tell her? Do I tell her everything?
She vaguely heard Yae Miko talking to Ei about something.
I can't, right? If I tell her, I might screw everything up again.
But there's no plan. And the last time I hesitated, the magic box got me.
She's an Archon, right? She can help me with the half formed idea I had.
What'll happen if I do tell her? What'll happen if I don't?
Oh. 'Eternity is the closest to the Heavenly Principles' and all that. Maybe not?
I'll talk to her... alone.
After Lumine and Yae Miko are gone, and we stop this war outside.
Furina whipped around as the Plane of Euthymia cracked, trying her best to force her way outside.
"I predict this battle will have devastating casualties."
Shitshitshitshitshit-
Notes:
Lyudmila took her place next to the weird glowing statue in Mondstadt.
"Hey, welcome back, haha!" Mikhail said. "Did you hear about what happened in Inazuma?"
"Yeah... Lady Signora..."
Mikhail shifted uncomfortably. "About her... I'm sure another Harbinger will rise to the occasion."
"I can't believe a Harbinger was killed," Lyudmila said gloomily. "And after everything she did in Inazuma, too."
"...at least Lady Arlecchino and Lord Scaramouche are okay?" Mikhail supplied weakly. "They seem to have gotten through..."
"Lord Scaramouche has been acting super weird, too. He keeps forgetting things that've happened, and remembering things that've never existed. He might want to see Lord Dottore about that..."
"Where's Lord Dottore now?" Mikhail asked. "Sumeru? Natlan?"
"He returned from that mission into the Mare Jivari, and he's left Snezhnaya already," Lyudmila recalled. "Sumeru is likely, but he may be called back to Mondstadt, too."
"Oh." Mikhail shifted nervously. "Hopefully Sumeru."
They both shivered.
Chapter 25: oooo drugs ooOooOo
Summary:
my bad: part two, electric boogaloo
I ran into the worst fucking writers block ever around the middle of the chapter and sat around for a month thinking about life and the universe after school started. my bad
anyways, the writing should maybe? be back on schedule... but... uhh...........I did get a new keyboard though, and it sounds very nice, so I might write more just because of that :moyai:
I'll be going over and redoing the first few chapters, because I cringe every time I read back to them so I can review what I've already written.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Furina sprinted out of Tenshukaku, accidentally sliding on the rainy concrete steps.
She could feel the saccharine presence of Yae Miko and the fresh aura of Lumine emerge from the Plane. Good. They're out, too.
The Electro had been steadily diminishing, but the soldiers still seemed fazed. The two closest to the Musou no Hitotachi, the door guards, had collapsed; just a shock, but a collapse nonetheless.
The rest of the soldiers who had been patrolling the area and the ones training in the Tenryou headquarters had been called somewhere else. Furina could guess where, with the sinking feeling in her stomach steadily worsening.
She almost tripped on a twig near the restaurant. Everything was empty.
These streets were bustling and full of people when I first arrived. This is the emptiest I've ever seen them.
Even when she had visited the other nations for talks about lasting peace, back when she had only been alive for a few years, the war-torn Inazuma City had people cleaning up and handing out free food to cheer everyone else up. They would need more than dango to repair their relations with their own fellow Inazumans.
War with an enemy strengthens the will... war with comrades erodes it.
Furina tried her best not to notice the emptiness of the streets.
Who would've thought Inazuma City would one day become reminiscent of a ghost town.
She leapt down the stairs and almost slipped on the wet stones again, but a steady pair of arms held her up.
She felt her hair stand on end with static electricity as she turned around and met the eyes of the Raiden Shogun. The face was determined but the eyes were soft.
"E- Ei?"
"Foc- Furina," she smiled sadly. "Our ideals do not yet align and I am sure we have much to discuss... but you, and the Outlander, opened my eyes. I will not sit idly by while foreign powers influence the death of the people of Inazuma."
Furina set her jaw in determination and nodded.
The two of them started towards the battleground, Electro enveloping them and shifting both Archons into pure energy.
Furina felt her senses get muddled far more than when she manipulated Hydro herself. Electro had a dizzying quality; unmatched in speed, but very much matched in user-friendliness.
From their travel, Furina could see Amakane Island and Byakko Plain in battle. The purple of the Shogunate and the Coral of the Resistance were both clouded by the crimson of the blood that had been spilled.
The festival area had been completely trashed. Vendor stalls were used as brief places of refuge before both sides would once again charge.
Furina's stomach lurched.
She could've waited to confront Ei. She could've stayed behind with Kokomi and defused the situation, seeing the Resistance home. She could've... she...
I couldn't have stopped this.
If not for the opportunity to transplant myself into the Plane with the Musou no Hitotachi, I wouldn't have been able to meet with Ei.
If I had stayed behind, I have no lucky omamori.
It was hard to feel like she had done the right thing, though, when so much blood and suffering was spread out under her.
She felt the energy ball that was Ei shift uncomfortably, too.
Even battle-hardened Ei...
Furina concentrated on building Hydro to stun everyone into not fighting while Ei could maybe influence them as Archon. She wasn't too confident in Ei's ability to influence the troops of Watatsumi, but Kokomi was smart. Kokomi would get through to them, understand everything, and negotiate a lasting peace.
It felt good not having to rely only on herself, trying her hardest to gently nudge everyone around her into believing her act and doing things that were definitely questionable from the perspective of an Archon.
Ei picked a location with the least amount of people... or corpses... which happened to be the ocean.
How promising.
Furina understood what was wanted of her and created a surface layer on the water for them to stand on. A layer of water flattened out like a disc, waves lapping at the edge but never budging the smooth water.
Lightning crashed violently at the location and the Electro-charged water quickly dispersed with two Archons working to keep the theatrics up. Thunder exploded through the battlefield, with both sides stopping and watching a massive fucking bolt of Electro continually strike the area.
Furina raised the water into a massive tsunami splash in every direction, sending mist into the air. She channelled pure glowing Hydro energy into two pillars, which spiralled around the platform they were to stand on (which Furina had decided to raise, creating an elegantly carved pillar with the place they were to stand on at its top).
The bolt Ei had created vanished with another boom, which caused a shudder through the ranks.
She dropped both herself and Furina onto the platform, and both landed on their feet.
It would've been embarrassing if Furina slipped on a platform she had created, after all.
Ei's eyes flashed purple so bright that Furina had to briefly close her own.
At least she understands the theatrics you need to portray yourself as a strong, infallible Archon.
Well. She has the Musou no Hitotachi to back it up, but an impressive display of color and elemental energy is required if you want to force someone to stop something undesirable.
Ei breathed in, closing her eyes, and when she opened them again, they shone yet brighter Electro.
Everyone on the battlefield had stopped moving. Even the hardened Shogunate samurai had stilled, their katana resting at their sides.
Furina lifted them slightly higher so they could see the entire battle. She tried not to look down. How high was she? Ten meters... twenty?
"People of Inazuma!" Ei's voice thundered. "Cease this fighting at once! What good reason can all of you conjure to justify fighting our fellow countrymen?"
"Did you rehearse this speech?" Furina whispered. "On our way here?"
Ei gave the slightest nod.
"Oh. Cool. Cool cool cool."
"...indeed."
Furina cleared her throat quietly and broadcast her voice the way she always did in the Opera Epiclese.
"I, Furina de Fontaine, Archon of Hydro, stand before you today alongside the Raiden Shogun. I have fought personally amongst both the ranks of the Resistance and the Shogunate, seeking to achieve Justice. I can tell you all now that this fighting was not justified in the slightest! Both sides were manipulated by a third party- the Fatui!"
She felt discontented murmurs as the Shogunate soldiers and the Resistance fighters looked at each other uneasily.
"Indeed, is it as my fellow Archon says." Ei's eyes dimmed but the Chakra Desiderata appeared behind her. "The main instigator has been purged personally by the Musou no Hitotachi, and the debt for the corruption of one of my trusted Commissioners has been repaid. This war is needless and further fighting will achieve nothing."
Kokomi, sensing the opportunity, had rallied most of the officers and had recalled every cohort back to their side of the battle as Ei continued with another speech.
Furina let herself drop through the pillar and wash up on the shore near Kokomi, who was bloody and exhausted from the effort of fighting, healing, and commanding others.
"Ohh, Kokomi...! Are you alright? Any large cuts?" Furina fret over Kokomi's left sock, which had been cut.
"Healed already," she said, breathing heavily. "Thank goodness you got here when you did. This must mean... you got through? To the Shogun?"
Both Furina and Kokomi whipped around as a commotion started.
A Resistance soldier stomped up to Ei, shouting something.
Kokomi shook herself and ran forwards, stumbling a bit as her legs refused to listen to her. "No! No, Guja-san, stop! This isn't the time to provoke a fight!"
The Shogunate bristled as one, but Ei held up a hand and they all seemed to shrink back as pressure washed over them.
"You've got some nerve trying to stop the battle here! Is it because we got to Narukami Island? Did you get scared? Huh?"
Ei stepped back a little bit to avoid getting poked by his spear, but that only seemed to embolden him further.
Furina knew there was no saving him the instant he requested a duel to the death with Ei.
"Your Excellency, get back!" Gorou pulled Kokomi back as a ring of Electro exploded out where Ei was and she ran to... presumably... kill the soldier who wanted to kill her.
"Sitting in your grand palace while the rest of us fought a battle you could've stopped? Like hell I'm going to let you get off scot-free!"
...This guy actually believes he can beat Ei? Is he for real?
Ei's face clouded as she looked the other way. "I apologize to all of you who fought a war I was too blind to see was hurting the people I promised to protect... but I shall not go easy on you."
"Heh! You won't need to go easy, because I'm going to beat you into the ground!"
His message is correct, his ego is not.
Furina watched as Ei pulled out her sword immediately. Starting off a duel before the throne - if it could even be called that - with the Musou no Hitotachi was a bit overkill, but Furina could understand not wanting to drag it out.
...
A true Electro Archon...
But I'm a true Archon, too.
That thought from before struck Furina again.
If there isn't an Archon, would the prophecy be diverted?
Like... maybe... if I destroyed the Hydro Throne... and returned the power stolen to Neuvillette...
If one side of the prophecy is unfulfilled, the other parts are null and void, right? Like the terms of a legal contract... if one side doesn't fulfill every term, the entire thing is null and void.
Wait. The side that doesn't fulfill their side usually gets sued.
Furina watched as Guja screamed and a crackling gash was cut on the sand under him. He dropped to the ground in two perfectly neat pieces,
...shit???
Fontaine is worth it, though. In this case, I would be the one to take the brunt of the hit... and that's literally what I've done for my entire life.
...
Wait, what? Hydro Throne? Stolen power?
Where did I get this information?
Kokomi had forced all the troops back to Watatsumi. Furina, Lumine, and Paimon had followed her, with Furina trying her best to assist Kokomi in the healing process.
Ei was correct. As many as three thousand dead or missing on both sides were reported. Almost every Watatsumi soldier had suffered an injury, healed or not, and many Shogunate soldiers had taken the brunt of elemental energy.
"I'm sorry, this wound is too deep. I'm afraid you won't live to see tomorrow."
The words came out monotone even as Furina felt her heart shattering. So many returning Watatsumi soldiers had wounds too deep to fix, or organ damage that had set off a chain of events even she couldn't heal.
"Heh, I thought so. Thank you for trying, though."
He coughed.
"I always thought I'd die at the hands of the Shogunate. To have lived to see the end of the war... was longer than I expected when I joined the Resistance."
Furina's eyes betrayed no emotion as she injected him with Dendrobium morphine.
She turned around to the next bed and set to work again.
Soon, night fell. Furina had visited her side of the hospital, and Kokomi seemed exhausted as they met up in her study.
"Kokomi?"
She looked up, her hair dishevelled. Her hairpiece was askew and she had visible bags under her eyes.
"Are you... alright?"
Kokomi nodded, motioning to the chair in front of her desk. "Please, take a seat. I need your advice on something."
"My, the great Head Priestess needing advice? I shall be happy to oblige, then."
"Kujou Sara sent a letter over, today. She had said... something about a sixth Harbinger of the Fatui wanting to meet with you?"
Furina tilted her head to one side. "Huh? A sixth Harbinger? Did they finally find someone to fill that seat?"
Kujou Sara looked at her weirdly. "The Balladeer has been the sixth Harbinger for many, many years."
Oh, the Balladeer.
"I must've forgotten, then. He hasn't appeared in Fontanian politics in a long time."
"I... I see." Kokomi opened an envelope and handed the letter over to Furina. "The Balladeer made contact with Kujou Sara asking to meet with you in the Delusions Factory. He said that... if you could head over and answer his questions, then he would destroy the factory and never produce Delusions in Inazuma again."
"There seems to be a loophole in there," Furina observed. "But if they're not produced in Inazuma, they'll be a lot less accessible to the people here. That's better than nothing."
Kokomi nodded in assent. "Yes, but this is the sixth of the Harbingers. You must bring along protection in case of an ambush... I'm unaware of your true potential and capabilities, but I'm sure that if they gathered all remaining Harbingers to jump you at the location, you would not be able to fight them off."
Furina thought for a moment. "I guess so. I can't expect them to keep their word anymore."
Kokomi sighed. "For an institution that seems to value loyalty, it seems to not care about shelling out any of their own."
"That's understandable," Furina shrugged. "Can't expect the scum of society to change overnight. Why the Tsaritsa never seems to care, though, is interesting."
"...I suppose." Kokomi nodded. "Then I suppose you will go?"
"Of course," Furina said. "Just a few questions, and many people will be saved, right? It won't cost anything at all."
"The loss of your Gnosis may lead to much more than that," Kokomi warned. "Be careful while on your journey. Make sure you're safe, and maybe consult with the Guuji or the Shogun if you're unsure."
"I will. Thank you, Kokomi."
Lumine and Paimon were ready to go immediately.
"We were thinking of the same thing," Paimon grinned. "We can't let the Fatui keep selling Delusions! Urgh, just thinking about it makes Paimon mad!"
Lumine pat Paimon's head. "That's right. Do you know where it is?"
Furina scrutinized the map.
"Here... the south tip of Yashiori Island. They're probably using the large concentrations of Tatarigami Energy there to help with the manufacturing process."
"Tatarigami? What's that?" Paimon flew over.
"Remnants of a god from long ago. Don't worry about it too much, it probably won't affect us for the amount of time we're there."
"Alright, then. Paimon'll take your word for it!"
Lumine packed the box of firewood and sleeping bags into the back of the boat and started it. They started towards Yashiori Island with Furina staring outside, thinking.
"No- turn right here. Stop at that nearby outcropping and we'll walk from there."
Lumine paused the boat and they heard lightning strike a couple of meters away. The rain seemed to fall even harder.
"Yeesh. That doesn't sound good."
"It indeed does not," Furina agreed. "We stop here. Let's get out."
Furina forced the water around them to solidify into a dome, creating a makeshift umbrella. They headed to the crack in the mountain that had an unreasonable amount of mist coming out of it and stepped inside, where Furina once again gave her Gnosis to Paimon.
"Be careful, I sense godly residue." Furina walked around and peeled the hall notice off of the wall. "If you start hallucinating, tell me immediately. Nothing here is real unless it's you, me, or Paimon, and we sound and talk like ourselves."
"Hey! Where's Paimon's warning?"
Furina folded the hall notice and put it into her water dimension. "The power of the Gnosis is overwhelmingly holy. Since you hold it, it'll protect you from the remnants... and with no innate weakness, like me, you'll probably skirt by unaffected."
Paimon worried at the chess piece in her hands. "What about you? Without protection, and with your sensitivity to powers with animosity against the gods..."
"I'll be fine," Furina dismissed. "I've already experienced it. It'll probably work a lot less on a guarded opponent."
"Oh." Paimon stashed the Gnosis away again. "A- alright, then..."
They forged on ahead.
"Wait."
Furina held out her hand. Lumine stopped and the floorboard creaked slightly. Purple mist spilled out of the edges, crashing against the edge of the floorboard
Unrealistic. Which plot device did that?
The Fatui were luckily chattering away, though. The Anemo user to the left briefly glanced at the corner they had ducked behind, but went back to his conversation with no preamble.
"Do we talk to them with the mouth or with the sword?" Lumine whispered.
"I have no idea," Furina whispered back. "Let's go in and see what happens. They attack us, they lose limbs."
Paimon stayed behind as Lumine and Furina strode in with all the confidence of Signora. The Fatui stopped their conversation, eyeing them warily.
"...who are you?"
Furina could already feel unease building in her. Even if she was trying to act more confident around Paimon and Lumine, who knew nothing of what to expect, it was hard to silence angry whispers in her ears and the annoying grogginess pushing a spike into her brain.
"I thought you were the ones who invited us here?" Lumine crossed her arms. "You can't back out this fast, can you?"
The Pyro agent's eyes darted to Furina, and then to Lumine. His left hand was shaking slightly as he reached for something behind his back- fumbling twice before getting it.
"Oho? Going for your gun?" Furina's hand lifted to summon her sword. "You're Fatui, so I really don't mind you losing a couple of limbs."
"What?" the Pyro agent turned around. "...No? I mean, you are the Traveler and the Hydro Archon, right?"
Lumine's eyes flicked over to Paimon before nodding slowly.
"Ahhh, can I get your autograph? It's not every day I meet the saviors of two nations! I have to show these to my siblings back home!"
Furina felt her old newspaper personality kicking in, but stomped it down in favor of summoning a pen and handing it to Lumine.
They both quietly scribbled down their names (Furina adding a dramatic flourish near the end) and handed the paper back. He looked at it happily for a few moments, turned around to his buddy (who took a shot on his Kamera) and stood back to attention.
"Yes. Miss Foc- Furina and Miss Lumine, Harbinger Scaramouche is waiting for you in another office. Please take care to not blow up the factory in your discussions."
Meeting Scaramouche felt like a distortion in spacetime.
It felt like when she had first arrived in this new timeline. Weird. Out of place. And other synonyms.
He existed, but it felt like he should not. Being around him felt like falling through timelines all over again- being carried down a stream of time too strong to stop and too aggressive to drift on.
Lumine and Paimon didn't seem to feel what she felt. They looked perfectly normal... ish. A bit wary, but that was to be expected.
Why can't I recall anything meaningful about the 6th Harbinger? I should know at least something about him.
This guy...
She briefly considered what the other Archons would have said to this. Venti and Zhongli would probably know something, right? Ei would... probably not...
What about the God of Wisdom? She surely would've known. Furina had been to Sumeru many times, and she knew that the Akasha had knowledge beyond what anyone would know alone.
Lesser Lord Kusanali... Lesser Lo..
Greater Lord Rukk- Rukkhadevata.
Both of them feel fuzzy when I think about them. Something happened—something that changed me... and only me.
Something happened before I left the other timeline to join this one. These two didn't exist.
"Did you do something?" She blurted out. "Scaramouche. Did something happen to you?"
His eyes narrowed as he stopped glaring at Lumine.
"I was about to ask you the same thing."
The room he led them to had a higher concentration of godly residue than any other. He might've had his own reasons for inviting them here, but one thing was certain. There would be no other reason for him to intentionally muddle them, after all.
He was trying to nab a Gnosis.
Furina was suddenly worried about her decision. She'd never forgive herself if she ended up giving Paimon a death warrant.
All three of them were on high alert as he turned around and crossed his arms.
"You're an Archon. Tell me what happened to me."
Furina's eyes slid to Lumine and then back. "I- I'm sorry? What? How do you expect me to know?"
"You're an Archon," he said, as if that explained everything. "When you left Fontaine a few years ago, something changed. Memories I was supposed to have were forgotten. Memories that never happened willing themselves into existence."
"How am I supposed to know that?" Furina said defensively. "I'm not the God of Wisdom."
"I'm not stupid. You know something." Scaramouche uncrossed his arms. "Coincidences only happen amongst those without Causal influence."
Lumine stepped in front of Paimon defensively. "Causal influence? What's that, a math term?"
"It's a... soft power gods and Archons hold," Furina explained. "The reason why the Lesser Lord is unimpeded by the powers of world manipulation held by her Sages, for example. Furina, too, has higher resistance against things against her jurisdiction... but her own practice helped quite a bit there, as well."
"Did you accidentally lobotomize yourself while your friend was talking? Your little third-person fairy didn't swap her consciousness with yours in the middle of that spiel?"
Paimon opened her mouth indignantly. "Why, you-!"
"Shut your yapper and listen to your elders, Balladeer," Focalors snapped. "I was getting to the point where you, the abomination of the Electro Archon, have perhaps a fraction of her Causal influence, but you seem to have the attention span of a Medaka fish."
He recoiled slightly but pressed on. "...You're sure skilled at dodging the point. You admit this isn't a coincidence, then?"
"Of course," Furina shrugged lightly, silently smug. "Something must have messed with the core of Eternity, for you to lose this Causal influence."
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOCALORS!!! I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!
She could make do with this... and lie her way out.
Something uncomfortable built up in Furina with that thought.
"Messed with the core of Eternity?" Lumine echoed. "That doesn't sound good. Does that mean the Raiden Sh... Ei... is in trouble?"
Scaramouche stiffened. "You know the Electro Archon's name... and are on a first-name basis with her? Who are you?"
"I will choose to ignore your statement because you somehow forgot I was an Archon," Furina told him. "But anyways! I think me leaving Fontaine does have something to do with you."
He raised an eyebrow.
"You are aware of the Prophecy that dooms Fontaine, yes?"
"What does that have to do with this?" Paimon asked. "Is the Balladeer related to Fontaine's... you know... destruction?"
"Not that I know of," Furina thought for a moment. "He wasn't even in- uhhh!!... prophesized!! to be in Fontaine at the time of the Tr- t- truth of the Prophecy was found out by Monsieur Neuvillette and I."
"Are you okay, Furina?" Paimon fret over her. "Paimon can give you the- erm, healing charm back."
"No, don't worry about it. It's just a small effect. I'll... be fine."
Scaramouche eyed her warily. "Right. Just like that. I'll remember something, stutter, and forget it again. My memories are stuttering."
"Oh?" Furina grew quiet. "Well."
"So. Continue? 'The Prophecy that dooms Fontaine...?'"
Furina flushed. "Right. Sorry. I think me, uh, leaving Fontaine wasn't predetermined. I broke the rules of Fate... Destiny... Time... whatever you want to call it. Something happened that wasn't supposed to, and that affected Eternity- unchanging, predestined moments."
"I see. Then why is the Raiden Shogun fine?"
"I'm not sure," Furina allowed a crack. "The other puppet is, as far as I know, simply programmed to push through no matter what. Ei is slightly different than she used to be, but she hasn't let anything slip thus far if she's covering up the 'stuttering' you described."
Paimon thought about it for a moment. "Furina didn't seem to remember who you were until she was reminded a little. Maybe that has something to do with it too. What links you two together?"
Out of the corner of her eye, Furina saw Lumine stumble a little as she moved to unsummon her sword.
Oookay. This was going into dangerously truthful territory. Scaramouche was likely a victim of her time-travel fiasco, and there was no way in hell Furina was letting that get exposed.
Let's stop that there...
"That's probably because of something in our destinies," she scrambled for an excuse. "Something happens in our future, maybe. Maybe he indirectly influences something in Fontaine's Prophecy? I'm planning on another meeting with Ei soon, anyways, so I'll keep that in mind and ask her that there."
Scaramouche nodded thoughtfully. "I hear you three will be traveling to Sumeru after this, on your path back to Fontaine. The God of Wisdom will know something about this. Send a letter to me when you've figured something out."
"You're letting me leave like that?" Furina asked. "With all the materials for a trap laid out here, I'd have expected you to try and snatch my Gnosis."
"That was the original plan," Scaramouche tipped his hat and started towards the door. "The one Signora approved, I mean. But she's dead now, at the hands of someone standing before me, and I don't have the information I set out to get."
"Oh? My, you sure have quite the unwavering loyalty for the Tsaritsa."
Scaramouche opened the door. "The Harbingers aren't known to have joined the Fatui through reverence of the Tsaritsa."
Furina watched his back as he walked out. The bells on his hat jingled as the door shut again.
"Whew, that guy's sure a piece of work," Furina sighed, stretching her arms in relief. "How are you guys feeling? Lumine? Paimon?"
"Paimon's fine! The Gnosis sure did its job! Everything went without a hitch- LUMINE!"
Furina, startled, turned around and saw Lumine struggling to stand up, holding her head in pain.
"Lumine! Lumine, snap out of it!" Paimon put her hands on Lumine's shoulders and shook her.
Furina felt the residual energy start ramping up just as a small click sounded out from the door. A... a lock?
"That bastard-! Paimon, give me the Gnosis and open the door!"
Paimon tossed it back and flew over to the door, where she tugged on the handle. "Furina! I think the Balladeer-!"
"Like hell if I'm ever telling him shit after this! All the Fatui... I swear on Fontaine...!"
I'm going to kill every single Fatui operative we come across from now on! Every last one of them can go to hell!
She imbued her hands with the healing technique Kokomi had taught her and held them on top of Lumine's forehead. The brightness of the blue slowly faded away, corrupted by the remains of slain gods in the air around them. Furina forced the Hydro, now purple and disgusting, away from her.
"Urghhh..."
Furina took the Gnosis and called on its power (however reluctantly, she still had to save her friend) and started glowing vibrant blue. Light exploded out of her and pushed the purple mist (which had been gathering swiftly) back, forcing a radius around Lumine where she could hopefully take a breather.
What saved me last time? Kokomi?
No... Kokomi knocked me out. But that was only a small and insignificant bit of residue energy that had multiplied on Teppei like some unholy disease.
Do I knock her out? That'll stop her from harming herself or others...
Lumine's hand was reaching upwards for something- someone?
Her eyes seemed to be more watery than usual. Her brother, Furina deduced. That was both good and bad- if it kept Lumine down, she wouldn't hurt anyone, but if the hallucination showed Furina or Paimon attacking...
Furina shivered. Her healing wasn't doing anything worth noting. She had cleared the area, but that was about it.
To heal Lumine, they had to get the hell out of this factory, away from the mines around which this factory was built.
The Balladeer was probably banking on them all passing out so he could snatch a Gnosis and kill the Traveler, Hero of Mondstadt. Furina felt her mind slowly grow addled, but it was much better.
Focusing on Lumine and Paimon, using them as anchors to keep her away from that dreamworld where Neuvilette and all of Fontaine mocked her, she cut the energy flow keeping the residue away and focused it all on her right foot.
"Stand back!" she ordered.
The Gnosis hummed with power as she called on the pure energy inside and kicked open the door. She felt euphoric once again, feeling the energy course through her veins.
The wooden sliding door splintered into pieces and flew out, where it crashed into a Fatui agent that lay in wait and slammed them both into a wall. The Pyrogunners lifted their guns at one and opened fire, but Furina blocked them all and stomped twice on the ground.
They all melted into puddles and started seeping into the floor.
She looked around for the Balladeer, who was nowhere to be found.
...
Furina turned around and ran back into the room, gently nudging Paimon away from Lumine (for she was attempting to drag her out) and carried Lumine out of the factory, back to the place they had come from.
The boat ride back was intense. Paimon had to pilot (with occasional help from Furina, who directed the waves in the direction they needed to go) while Furina sat at the back of the boat, trying to purge the godly residue out of her.
Was Lumine immortal? Furina wondered. Godly residue was supposed to seep her life force away the longer she had it, right? There was nary a wrinkle on her face nor a single grey hair on her head.
Being affected by that high of a concentration, Furina worried... she would definitely live through it, judging by how little the effects had changed her, but how long it took for Lumine to fight off the residue by herself was a question she couldn't answer.
Somewhere near the middle of the waters between Watatsumi and Yashiori, they ran out of fuel. The crystal marrow that had been liquefied and stocked into the boat's motor had been exhausted.
Furina decided to put Lumine in stasis while she forced the boat forward by manipulating the waves. She asked Paimon to watch over her little water bubble.
"Keep Lumine warm while I'm piloting," Furina warned. "Putting Lumine in stasis means all her bodily functions will slow down. The residue will slow down, but so will she, and it won't be good if she contracts hypothermia before we get back."
Paimon nodded and started the small Pyro slime heat lantern.
A few tense hours later, Furina had docked just east of the Shrine, where Kokomi was sure to be. She and Paimon gently helped Lumine out of stasis, and tried to assess her condition.
Lumine seemed a little unresponsive, to say the least. She didn't respond to verbal cues, nor did she react to Furina moving the lantern in front of her face.
"Shit."
Furina carted them off in water bubbles to the Shrine. Kokomi was outside, though it was quite dark already.
"-peace talks with Madam Kujou went quite well. She's agreed to a second meeting after I rooted out the Fatui. I suspect she'll be much more open to our suggestions after that mishap- Furina? Back already?"
"Kokomi, we need to get inside, right now," Furina urged. "Lumine got hit by something. We'll need your help to heal it."
"Oh- in that case, Hinata, please tell General Gorou about this as soon as he's back. Thank you."
Kokomi followed them into her main office, where Furina set Lumine down.
She was shivering and sweating, like she was in a fever, except she also coughed out purple mist every once in a while.
"I would advise you not to breathe that in," Furina supplied. "I don't imagine it'd be the greatest for your health."
"Uh... thank you."
Kokomi inspected Lumine and lifted her hands to try and heal her as Paimon bundled Lumine up in a blanket. "This doesn't look too dire, but I'm not sure why it isn't healing. It's like my Hydro just reaches the area that needs cleansing, and gets eaten up by it."
"I think that bastard might've concentrated all the residue onto Lumine," Furina hissed. "Knock her out, then go for us. That's why Paimon and I felt nothing."
Paimon shivered as she watched Lumine hack out another cloud. "Why isn't Lumine waking up? Furina, remember when we were in Mondstadt and she could cleanse Dvalin's tears by herself? Why can't she do that?"
"I'm... um..." Furina watched helplessly. "I don't know."
Kokomi retracted her hands.
"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do here," she said finally. "I've never dealt with something like this before. Not even the Delusions were this bad. I think he really did concentrate all that residue onto Lumine... but how would he do that?"
"That matters less than getting Lumine help," Furina pulled out the Gnosis and set that hovering over Lumine. "The Gnosis heals her, but it's kind of weird. She seems to reject the power of the Gnosis. Do you have any other ideas?"
"Do we go to Barbara?" Paimon worried. "Mondstadt is a bit too far, though... Paimon doesn't know what to do!"
"The Sacred Sakura has some powerful healing abilities," Kokomi offered. "If you go there... I'm sure Guuji Yae would make an exception about the power for you."
Furina perked up. "We need to go there as soon as possible, then. Kokomi, can we borrow one of your boats again?"
"Yes, of course. I'll have someone prepare it right away."
Furina nodded gratefully. "Thank you."
And a built-in excuse to visit Ei and Yae Miko. Not bad at all.
Notes:
"Lord Scaramouche has failed??" Lyudmila gasped. "That's... horrible! That means we don't have the Gnosis of Fontaine, or the Gnosis of Inazuma!"
"We could always try again," Mikhail tried. "I... It's... it's salvageable, okay? Lady Arlecchino... uh..."
"Ugh... that's three uncertain Archons, now. The Lord of Dendro, the Raiden Shogun, and that Focalors character." a Cryogunner came over and sat down. "How will we recover from this...?"
Lyudmila buried her face in her hands. "I have to write a report on this by tomorrow, too. This is not good. Not good at all."
"We could try negotiating for it since neither of those three will take kindly to force," another Cicin mage sat down. "Calm down, Lyudmila. Everything will turn out exactly as Her Majesty wants it to. It's not your fault the Gnosis was lost."
Lyudmila sniffed away tears that were beginning to form. "I guess... We might have to send more Harbingers to Inazuma, Sumeru, and Fontaine. Just to be safe."
Mikhail sighed. "At least it's confirmed the Doctor won't come to Mondstadt."
Chapter 26: damn... ok
Summary:
i think i peaked at 180 wpm at some point while typing this. the sound of my spacebar will haunt me in my dreams.
*taptaptaptapCLICKtaptapCLICKtaptaptap*
I feel like I'm writing Furina a bit too op. I'll try to script the combat so that it's always just out of Furina's (combat-wise) reach, and she'll have to rely more on her mental faculties (like canon) to pull through.
Sumeru is planned to be pretty peaceful, though. No Shouki no Kami, only a little bit of Dottore... and a whole fuck-ton of beating up helpless scholars (maybe I should reconsider this one).
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
They arrived at the Grand Narukami Shrine not even a few hours later.
Kokomi had allowed them to bring along several Vision holders (who were set to head to Narukami anyways, to retrieve the stolen Visions) who used a combination of their abilities to propel the skiff at neckbreaking speeds.
Furina also helped out, carrying them on a massive tsunami wave that definitely left the people still in the Kujou Encampment to freak out. Inazuma did get deadly tsunamis pretty often.
She arrived at the top of the Grand Narukami Shrine, wincing from the Electro that she had absorbed on the way up. Paimon was slowly coming up with their entourage, but Furina wasn't about to risk Lumine to save herself from a few small shocks.
She glanced back at Lumine, who was hovering over the center of the Shrine as she lifted her hand and knocked twice on the door.
Yae Miko was out immediately, stretching with a cup of tea in hand.
"My, my~! Furina, back so soon? Miss me already?"
Furina smiled weakly. "I wish I could deliver that news, but Lumine was struck by unholy residue. I brought her here to borrow the power of the Sacred Sakura to heal her."
Yae Miko peeked over and saw Lumine. "Oh? Oh my. Oh no. That doesn't seem good at all... come in, come in. I'll prepare a cleansing ritual. Keep her warm, and give her some tranquillizers until then."
Furina nodded fervently and went to prepare a hot water bottle.
She wrapped Lumine up in a couple of blankets and stuffed the water bottle inside.
Furina held her hand to Lumine's forehead- still uncomfortably warm.
She picked up the tranquilizer nearby and flicked the syringe a couple of times before pushing it into Lumine's arm. She stopped her violent twitching and fell still, the purple mist slowly clearing as it ran out of stimuli to feed from.
Paimon and the other Vision holders came by. They left to look for the Sacred Sakura to pray, but Paimon flew in through an unlocked window holding a mochi.
"Oh, Paimon. Hey," Furina waved. "Lumine's doing fine. After Yae Miko finishes setting up the ritual, we'll be able to heal her."
Paimon sighed in relief. "Phew, Paimon was worried there. Yae Miko is outside- it looks like she won't take much longer."
Furina considered Lumine for a moment.
I need to see Ei without them.
"Paimon, do you know what'll happen to her when she wakes up? Does she need to stay under watch for a while longer...? Back in Fontaine, the healers there liked to watch the patient's progress before releasing them from care."
Paimon paused, then nodded thoughtfully. "That sounds about right! Paimon's heard of serious afflictions like this one needing careful care for at least a few days."
Furina smiled. "Good, then. I haven't experienced godly residue much, so I'm sorry I can't help much here. The Cataclysm happened before I ascended to Archonhood, after all... do you think Yae Miko would know?"
Take the bait. Take the bait. Think of Ei.
"Ohh, that sucks." Paimon flew over and checked Lumine's forehead. "Umm... but what about Ei? Paimon thinks she should know something! She's been active in her duties since the Archon War, right? Alongside her sister?"
"That's brilliant, Paimon!" Furina stood up. "I should visit her, then. Maybe she knows what to do!"
Paimon perked up immediately.
"But..." Furina turned back to Lumine. "What about Lumine? She'll be fine... right?"
Paimon turned back down to Lumine as well. "Lumine'll be fine. Paimon and Yae Miko can look over her together! No one would dare attack the sacred shrine to the Electro Archon."
"That's true." Furina nodded. "Then I'll set out straight away. Please keep Lumine safe."
Yae Miko had a weird glint in her eye when Furina told her about this.
"Of course." she nodded gracefully. "The incense needed has already been obtained, so next is just the Amakumo fruit offerings. I've sent out a party that will be set to return in a day or two. Take your time with Ei- I expect Lumine won't be awake until a week later."
"But she'll be fine? She'll make a full recovery, right?" Furina asked, eyes wide.
"Mhm, of course~. She has a considerable amount of light energy within her already, so it'll just take forcing the impurities out to lead to a full recovery."
Furina sighed in relief. "Thank you, then. Never hesitate to let me know if you need anything. I am in your debt."
"So formal, all of a sudden?" Yae Miko laughed softly. "But I'll be sure to take you up on that offer one day."
Furina set off towards Inazuma City in another water bubble, pausing briefly on the road to recover from the Electro shocks she had absorbed from the ambient Electro that permeated the air around the Shrine.
She almost got mugged, but kicked the thief off into a pile of muddy water and all but buried him alive, keeping only his head above the dirt. She stomped on him for good measure but quickly bubbled away after a mob of ronin came to seek revenge.
Furina walked up the steps to Tenshukaku, her heels clicking on the stones.
The other soldiers, under orders most likely, did nothing. Their eyes tracked her as she walked past, but none moved to stop her.
The two guarding the door gave her a look before stopping and pushing the doors open for her.
"Thank you."
The Shogun was sitting at a desk, stacks of paper and documents lined up around her. Signatures were stapled behind the back of the current paper she was looking at; a petition?
"Halt. Who dares enter the sacrosanct Tenshukaku without prior permission?"
Furina stopped, tensing. "Uh-"
The Shogun set down the petition down and locked eyes with Furina.
"Hm? Archon of Fontaine? Why have you visited?"
"Ahhh... oh. I just want to meet with Ei to discuss something pretty important."
The Shogun eyed her warily.
"Meet with... the One Within?"
"Yeees?"
Furina fidget nervously behind her back.
...
The air hummed with charged Electro for a moment.
"...your request has been granted." the Shogun closed her eyes. "Hold still."
The space around her turned black and shattered into nothing. Furina lifted her arms to cover her eyes, but when she lowered them again she was in the Plane of Euthymia.
"The skies are still pink, Ei," Furina blurted. "Has someone been visiting?"
"Oh?" Ei turned around and looked up. "Very astute of you. Miko has indeed been visiting me and recounting the past few centuries."
"That's quite a period," Furina laughed. "She'll have trouble relaying everything to you before the world ends."
Ei smiled as well. "I suppose so, but this is the best way to continue."
...
Both stood quietly for a moment.
"The Shogun said there was something you had to speak of with me?" Ei questioned. "She said it was supposedly 'quite important.'"
"Ahh, yes." Furina shifted her weight to her other foot. "I... um..."
She tried to force the words out, but they seemed to refuse... just like they had when she was in that 'magic box' the Traveler lured her into.
Ei seemed to understand. "Take your time. This must be something difficult."
Furina nodded wordlessly and tried again.
"I... do you know the Prophecy of Fontaine?" Furina asked, trying to buy time.
Ei nodded. "I do. A Prophecy thrust upon you after the Cataclysm... that must be a difficult fate to thwart."
"R- right. So... with the arrival of a Traveler... you yourself said she was an anomaly, an exception to Eternity. Prophecies are a sort of Eternity, right? Predetermined fate... unavoidable futures."
Ei thought about it for a moment. "That isn't exactly part of my dominion, but it makes sense. That Traveler is indeed... something."
"Right. So... uhm..."
Ei tilted her head.
Furina steeled herself.
"Promise you won't tell. Swear on Miko. Swear on Inazuma. Swear on everything."
"What's the matter?" Ei asked. "There's nothing that dire, right?"
"Please."
Ei looked mildly worried by that. "Unless it is an active threat if kept silent, I swear."
Furina took a deep breath in.
"I came from the future. Three years ago, I was whisked back five years with the full memory of what I had done in those five years. I was... put on trial for being a false Archon, then I became a real Archon, then I met the Traveler and journeyed through Mondstadt and Liyue... and... um..."
Ei's eyes flit back and forth. "Pardon? You... traveled back in time? A false Archon?"
"Yes."
"I don't understand. I remember you since before the Cataclysm, when you were only a familiar of Egeria. I was certain you had ascended into Archonhood."
Furina shrugged helplessly. "My best guess is that my divinity separated herself from my humanity. I was a human masquerading as a god for five hundred years for some convoluted plan that never took shape."
Ei paused. "I... why?"
"That's what you're concerned about?" Furina asked, briefly surprised. "I'm not sure, truth be told. She never told me the final plan for preventing the Prophecy... she only told me to pretend for an undefined amount of time."
"I've heard of such manipulations in time happening," Ei said. "The Sacred Sakura bloomed into being one day, forcing back the Cataclysm. Everyone except for me remembered it always having been there... so I suppose a similar power was at work for your travel back in time."
"You're taking this surprisingly well," Furina breathed a sigh of relief. "I had expected you to call me a liar and force me from the Plane of Euthymia."
"I don't see a reason why you may lie," Ei smiled sadly. "You clearly need my help for something, and I intend to help. For the friendship we once had."
Furina looked away. "I can't even remember that. I only remember the things that have happened in my human life and my extremely recent ascension to Archonhood. I've only seen bits and snippets that Focalors lets me see."
"That must be frustrating," Ei said. "But that's not important. Losing Fontaine will be a massive blow to Teyvat as a whole... just as losing any other nation would be."
Furina sniffled. "I... thank you..."
"Do you have a plan? You said... Focalors... had a plan before the time skip. You have that same glint in your eye."
Furina wiped her eyes. "Yes... that's why I came here. I need consultation, and to be honest, I trusted you the most out of the others."
"Oh?" Ei raised an eyebrow. "Not even Morax, who would know more than I? Not even the Lesser Lord, who has access to all of Irminsul?"
"To be honest, I saw something of me in you," Furina confessed, cheeks slowly reddening. "You were locked in here for five hundred years while I had to lock my true self away for the same amount of time."
"Mine was voluntary, though," Ei objected. "I believe that makes all the difference. For your willpower to last five hundred years as a frail human... is quite a feat indeed."
"Humans aren't frail," Furina countered. "The result of your battle with Lumine after she was powered by their ambitions is proof of that."
Ei flushed. "I suppose so."
"Anyways," Furina began. "Have you heard of a Prophecy not being fulfilled after one of their conditions is unmet? Like a contract, which is void after a single condition isn't upheld?"
"That's an interesting point." Ei looked at the sky for a moment, thinking. "I suppose so. The Prophecy of Fontaine... especially if one of the most important factors aren't met. Do you have a feasible way to prevent the flood?"
"I... unfortunately not. But Venti said that the Original Sin of Fontainans could be forgiven just like any other sin, right? If the Fontainian people could swim in that water just like people from anywhere else in Teyvat, would they be alright?"
"Would it be possible to evacuate everyone? Out of Fontaine, at least, until the flood blows over?"
Furina thought for a moment. "That might work... but I don't think fate will be that easy to thwart. We can't exactly uproot ourselves and leave Fontaine forever, especially with everything that's been built and the Fountain of Lucine there."
"I suppose so." Ei sighed, sitting down on the sand. "What do you think? How would this 'sin' be forgiven?"
"I don't know. The people of Fontaine were originally Oceanids with Primordial Seawater poured into their veins... so maybe someone with lots of power over the Primordia- Neuvillete!"
"The Iudex?" Ei asked. "I hear he was appointed after the Cataclysm ended."
"Right! Neuvillette's the Hydro Sovereign! He has lots of power over the Primordial Sea!" Furina stood up in excitement. "I can convince him to forgive the Sin, right? Then it's all over!"
"Furina, think this through," Ei warned. "It won't ever be that easy. The Hydro Sovereign... what's to say he won't turn on you for holding the position of Hydro Archon? If he could forgive the Sin, besides, he would've done it already."
"Neuvillette wouldn't turn on me," Furina promised. "Or, even if he did... if he could save the Fontanian people, I'd count that a worthwhile sacrifice."
"That's a dangerous way of thinking," Ei scolded. "Like it or not, you are the Archon of Fontaine. If you die, another one will take your place, and who knows what would happen then? Not to mention the destruction your death would cause, after all the power you've displayed during your stay in Inazuma."
Furina considered that. "Would there be any way I could demote myself, then? From Archon to regular god? Hand over the Authority to Neuvillette and let him forgive the Sin, and then continue on as Archon?"
"The amount of power needed to shatter a throne is impossible even for us," Ei shook her head. "The amount of power in there... a single, concentrated blow like that would be enough to vaporize all of Inazuma's islands."
"I saw the gash you sliced through Yashiori Island," Furina shivered. "If that's not enough power..."
"All of the Archons have something against Celestia and the Heavenly Principles," Ei said. "Trust me. If we could have eradicated the thrones, we would've done so long ago."
Furina's gaze dropped. "I guess. But Fontaine has massive energy stores. The Oratrice produces extremely high levels of Indemnitium, right? Could we take all that and... I dunno... nuke the Gnosis? Would that be enough?"
"The Gnosis is more a symbol than anything," Ei pursed her lips. "The Divine Throne is something connected to all of us. We cannot kill ourselves and we cannot get someone else to kill us, because then the cycle would continue anew with another Archon. It's like the Resurrection in Natlan."
Furina blew her nose into a handkerchief. "Then what? The Prophecy... is it doomed to be carried out?"
"Listen, Furina," Ei said seriously. "There is always a way. Don't give up without trying everything you possibly can."
Furina wiped the tears away. "I'm... *hic* I'm sorry."
"Don't apologize," Ei hugged her. "It's not your fault you've been handed a seemingly impossible scenario. Your Indemnitium idea may work, but remember to keep in mind everything. Keep yourself safe, first and foremost, and only then can you protect the Fontaine you love."
Furina nodded. "O- of course."
"I'm sorry I can't offer the information on how to destroy a Throne or prevent the flood," Ei pulled away and smiled at her. "But I do know that your willpower has transcended through the impossible before, and I know you'll do it again."
"That's reassuring," Furina gave a watery laugh. "But I really was wondering if you had any advice. You've had plenty more experience than me."
"I'll offer you the information that a Divine Throne is more of an intangible concept, than anything else." Ei drummed her fingers on her leg. "I can cut open entire islands, but... I fear I wouldn't have enough physical or willpower to destroy something like that. If Focalors had a plan for that, and you managed to break through her to obtain your godhood back, I'd consider that enough proof that you'll be able to do so as well. Don't sell yourself short."
"But that's only if the Prophecy sees that there's no Hydro Archon left to weep on her throne and takes a hike," Furina sat down as well. "I'll still need to figure out how to forgive that Sin. If the flood must happen... I want to prevent as many casualties as I possibly can."
"I will warn you to take this with a grain of salt," Ei said. "But your idea of restoring the Authority to the Hydro Sovereign may work. I suspect that was Focalors's original plan... perhaps why she placed the Iudex in a position of Fontaine was to make sure he would trust the people of Fontaine enough to save them?"
"Was the original plan for me to die, then?" Furina wondered. "For both of us to die so Neuvillette might decide to save Fontaine?"
"I suppose so," Ei shrugged. "That's for you to decide. You've already had some past experience through your time in the other timeline, correct? I'm sure something useful there would come up."
Furina hummed thoughtfully.
"Thank you. This was really helpful... I should've opened up to other people sooner."
"Being too trusting may lead to everything being lost," Ei warned. "Remember to be careful to never show all of your cards. Those who wish to do harm to both you and Fontaine are surely numerous."
Furina nodded fervently. "Thank you so much. If Fontaine survives this... I hope we can open up trade."
Ei laughed.
They both paused for a moment.
"Oh. One more thing," Ei said, her voice growing timid. "What happened in the future? In Inazuma, I mean."
"In the next two years?" Furina was pensive for a moment. "Ahh... the Sakoku Decree was lifted. Inazuma grew extremely open to trade around the time the Traveler had come to Fontaine. We had sold quite the fair share of local specialties to you."
"Anything more specific?" Ei pressed. "How did that happen? How could I, in two short years, turn around on everything I had held dear for centuries?"
Furina shrugged. "That, I don't know. The Traveler has something to do to it... she seems to change the world wherever she goes."
"Are you sure it was quite necessary to bring me out here? The people are... ah..."
Furina could hear their whispers.
Almighty Shogun? What's she doing out here?
Who's that beside her?
I have a brother who's in the Shogunate! I think... is that Focalors of Fontaine?
Really? Two Archons?
What could've happened?
Maybe it's best to hide while we wait for everything to blow over...
"Two dango milks, please," Furina pulled out the Mora. "And maybe one regular dango as well."
The booth owner looked shocked that Furina had approached him, his eyes flitting between her and Ei.
"E- eh?"
He fumbled a bit. "Of course! Coming right up. Please hold..."
Ei watched the Mora change hands. "You seem to be quite wealthy."
"I do have quite a lot of money to spend. Thank you, taxpayers of Fontaine~!"
Ei scoffed lightly. "This dango milk, what is it?"
"Milk in dango." Furina deadpanned.
"I could've guessed that," Ei lightly swatted Furina on the arm. "I meant the taste."
"I quite like it," Furina sighed happily. "Very sweet. From what Foca... I remember, you should like this quite well."
"I shall... take your word for it, then."
Ei did like it. They continued down to the teahouse Furina had a coupon to.
"Komore Teahouse?" Ei peered over. "That's quite shifty. The young head of Kamisato owns that place."
"Kamisato? Yashiro Commissioner?" Furina asked. "I haven't met him yet. Do I have to beat him to a pulp for colluding with the Fatui, too?"
Ei laughed softly. "I doubt that will be necessary. Their clan is in... quite a deep debt to Miko."
"Concerning. I'll not press further."
The door jingled lightly as they entered. A shiba inu sat on the counter.
Furina pet its head a couple of times.
"Welcome to Komore Teahouse. You must be Lady Furina, accompanying the Almighty Shogun."
An employee bowed extremely low. Soft biwa music sounded in the background.
"Please follow me to your seat. The Lord Kamisato and the Lady Kamisato have generously reserved the whole teahouse to yourselves."
"This teahouse has been empty since I first came to Narukami," Furina looked around. "Do you guys, perchance, run a drug cartel? I've seen many black market trading places like this."
"No, merely a haven for the Yashiro Commissioner and his sister. Their estate is located a while away... they felt it was prudent to keep a base of operations closer to Tenshukaku."
"How reassuring. I must pray that our organs do not get harvested, then."
The employee laughed. "I doubt anyone in the whole of Inazuma would even dare to do so."
The door slid shut and Furina picked up a menu. "Please... choose whatever you like. It's the least I can do after your help."
Ei's eyes were glittering at the selection of desserts. "Thank you very much, then."
Their orders were taken a while later. Ei and Furina decided to continue chatting... but on a lighter note. And one they did not mind being overheard.
Damn, what is it with Archons and being underestimated? Did the Commissioner seriously think we wouldn't notice a couple of spies?
Ei did not seem to mind as much as she did. Her purple eyes briefly flashed and surveyed the locations where Furina had identified as hiding spots, but continued on cheerily either way.
"How is Fontaine? You must know that I haven't left Inazuma in a very long time."
"Five hundred years long," Furina snorted. "And after all those peace talks, too. It was extremely nerve-wracking to have to negotiate lasting peaces right after ascension to Archonhood."
"I suppose so," Ei laughed, taking a sip of her tea. "But seriously. How is Fontaine?"
"Worries about the Prophecy have gotten a lot more frequent, and the Fatui is no help," Furina spat. "It is extraordinarily concerning, really. But the financial situation is doing better than ever, especially with the beauty and fashion industries taking off everywhere else in Teyvat."
"That is true," Ei thought for a moment. "Miko told me of a talented designer who had moved to Fontaine after rigid traditions held her back. Chi... Chiori?"
"Ah, her!" Furina smiled. "She does have an exquisite eye. I must mail one of her designs back to you one day... I'm sure you'd love them."
They both took a sip of their tea.
"I know you haven't just brought me here for idle chatter," Ei said. "For we could've completed that out in the streets. What else was it you had to say?"
Furina closed her eyes and stretched her senses out.
The Yashiro Commissioner... Hydro Vision. The same aura as the one I had felt on the battlefield.
My, coming right to me? Fufu, meeting all Commissioners checked!
Ahhh... though I don't think I needed to meet them anymore. Ei is sitting right in front of me, after all.
Huh. Why do I want to meet him?
Ermmmmmuh. Shit.
I guess I'll thank him for the tea and invite him over to Fontaine some time.
And maybe beat him up if he colluded with the Fatui. Definitely that.
Furina was debating over whether to beat up first and talk later, or talk first and then maybe beat up.
"The Yashiro Commissioner is on his way here. I had sensed him on the battlefield... and I want to reassure both you and me of his allegiance, no matter the debt he owes to Yae Miko."
"Kamisato..." Ei mused. "He is indeed quite the crafty character, and hailing from one of the most distinguished clans of Inazuma. You say he is on his way? It would be nice to have a chat with the remaining Commissioner."
Kamisato Ayato looked slightly ruffled when he came in.
"Did your Shuumatsuban alert you to our knowledge of your arrival?" Ei asked. "Our apologies. Take a seat."
He bowed once to Ei, and stiffly to Furina.
"Thank you for the tea. Quite lovely." Furina took another sip. "I must ask whether you have some to-go."
"We do indeed, but the price is quite steep," Kamisato smiled, his eyes still cold. "Lady Furina, was it?"
"Indeed," she parroted back, mocking his inflection.
"How nice of you to join us today," Furina continued. "I will be blunt, since you came here and didn't make me track you down - are you or are you not affiliated with the Fatui?"
His face went through minuscule changes - those of a man who had long since learned and practiced how to hide his emotions, but was not born with the resolve to do so.
Oho- he doesn't like small talk, either.
"I have not. You had briefly seen me on the battlefield, no? I had my Shuumatsuban ninjas track down and assassinate many Fatui platoon leaders."
"Who were trying to assassinate you," Furina guessed. "Reassuring. You're not suicidal."
His smile grew strained. "I'm surprised you got that. But I have also gone to lengths to hunt down the Fatui directly. Please rest assured that, unlike my colleagues, my loyalty rests solely on the Almighty Shogun."
"Flattered," Ei said, her poker face impeccable. "How has your sister been?"
"Quite well. She's currently nursing a wound from an assassination attempt... a ronin had jumped her while she was clearing out an Abyss mage camp."
"I hope she feels better soon, then."
...mm.
"So. I assume you did not let me come here simply for a small teatime chat. Lady Furina, something is on your mind."
"Hmm?" Furina looked up from her sakura mochi. "Oh. I suppose so. You remind me of someone I know, back home in Fontaine."
Kamisato looked even warier at that, his face flitting through multiple stages of reasoning before arriving at the conclusion that he, for once, did not know shit.
"I see."
"And, one more thing," Furina started. "You have the ninjas- sorry, the Shuumatsuban."
"I do."
Furina privately thought he was intentionally shortening his responses to make lies less obvious.
Smart. He knows I can tell.
Actually, he kind of reminds me of a more political Kokomi. Or Yae Miko.
Damn. Everyone in Inazuma's smart.
"You've been keeping tabs on the Harbingers who have visited Inazuma."
"...I have."
"And so? Your findings? Specifically on the Balladeer and the Knave. Tell me where they are right now and I'll be sure to kill at least one."
"The Knave left Inazuma a while ago," he said, carefully choosing his words. "The Balladeer retired into the Vision Factory. At some point after one of the operatives had seen you left, the factory blew up in the middle of the night. This energy was reported to be exceedingly... Electro."
"Did he destroy the factory after all?" Furina wondered. "If nothing else, I must thank him for that. Before I cave his skull in, I mean."
"You have quite the hatred for the Fatui," Kamisato said smoothly, latching onto that point. "As a leader of Fontaine, I had expected you to be more cordial with them... for diplomacy, if nothing else."
"I was quite cordial for the first three hundred years," Furina shrugged. "But then they started showing their true colors, so I decided to kill every last one I saw. Good answer, by the way- you'd be dead if you were lying or admitted to collusion."
He only seemed slightly fazed by that. "Oh? I must thank you for your mercy, then."
Furina eyed him. He seemed to be quite pleased with having picked out a potential weakness.
"Do you guys have more dango?" Ei asked, finishing off her skewer. "This is quite delicious."
Furina snorted as Kamisato Ayato ordered another platter.
After some more tea and chatting, Furina grew to quite like this fellow.
"In Fontaine, we have a similar festival! Fontinalia Film- you simply must bring your sister over and visit sometime."
Ayato chuckled. "I suppose so. My sister has seen quite a few of the operas in Fontaine- and the famed writer from a few centuries ago, William Oscillatelance. She has a copy of the script to Julio and Romerette on her nightstand at all times."
"Aww, that's one of my favourites too!" Furina turned to Ei. "When you lift up the Sakoku Decree this time, you should come over and view the theaters in Fontaine as well! Truly, there is no parallel to Fontaine's film industry in all the world."
Ayato's eyebrows did a funny twist when Furina said "this time."
"Of course." Ei smiled. "I shall consider it."
Notes:
"Oh? Lady Furina is speaking with the Electro Archon right now?" Arlecchino thought for a moment. "Though, Iudex Neuvilette, you did not strike me as the type to send spies after Lady Furina."
"That is because I did not do so," he answered stiffly. "Lady Furina writes to me often, asking for advice. She seemed quite relieved when you did not strike her in Inazuma... care to elaborate as to why?"
Arlecchino's eyes widened for the briefest of moments. "She did?"
A curt nod.
"...it was not my intention to convey hostility," she finally said. "I apologize to Lady Furina for any actions in our diplomatic past that may have contributed to such animosity. The purpose of my visit really was to gauge the Hydro Archon, and nothing else."
"I believe your subordinates would have been more than sufficient for a task like that," Neuvilette crossed his arms. "considering, of course, that Lady Furina had sworn to massacre any she came across."
Arlecchino went quiet. "I was unaware of any hatred brewing in Inazuma. Did the meeting with my colleague, the Balladeer, not go as hoped?"
"From what I hear, quite the opposite. You may wish to keep your distance until this... blows over. Perhaps it would be best to keep all the Fatui out of Fontaine's internal affairs and cease your attempt to disrupt the legal and power system here."
"I see... then I must thank you for giving me notice in advance."
William Oscillatelance is a reference to William Shakespeare. please save me from ap english literature
Chapter 27: star-spangled banner
Summary:
thinking about sumeru since scaramouche isnt going to shouki no kami anytime soon
realized I was slowly promoting lyudmila up the fatui ranks. my bad
lumine take the wheeeeel
take it from my haaaands
Notes:
just realized I can do two notes!!!!!!!! my life is complete I can die happy
sorry for the relatively shorter chapter! as I'm writing this, it's currently Sept 30th- I've started leaving the uploads in draft and writing as soon as I finish the other chapter so I can (hopefully) get everything out on schedule and with more content.
so far, the next chapter is almost double this one already. since the interlude quest shouldn't be that long at all, I'm planning to just finish it in one chapter and move on to sumeru. I have a couple of pathways it could go down but as we near Fontaine, I'm planning on diverting entirely from canon events to set up an ending I feel like maximizes happiness overall.a bit early for it, but thank you for still being here! december of last year feels so long ago (I studied half my lifespan away during summer break this year), but let's see this through to the end!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Ei seemed to have kept her word. No one realized what had transpired between the two, and Ayato seemed to not think much of Furina's slip up.
Lumine recovered a few days after, and Yae Miko assured them that she would have no lasting effects. Paimon was greatly relieved and celebrated by bringing them all out for food... on Furina's dime.
"You simply must visit again sometime," Kokomi shook Furina's hand. "Watatsumi's rebuilding efforts are better than ever, and we've started sending expeditions to fertilize our soil without your assistance. Thank you, greatly!"
"Don't worry about it," Furina blushed, turning to one side. "You guys helped us a lot, too~! It's only right to help out wherever I can."
Lumine and Paimon nodded along. "Yepyep! We learned a lot during our time in Inazuma! We'll be back before you know it, hehe!"
"If the Sakoku Decree is lifted soon, please also bring your friends along. We do need some more tourism funds." Yae Miko leaned casually on the fortune slip counter. "The Grand Narukami Shrine has been falling into disrepair, tut tut."
"You just want more fried tofu," Ei smacked her friend's arm lightly. "The Kanjou Commission is always careful to maintain the Shrine perfectly, or the Shogun would strike them down herself."
"Psh, if you say so," she harrumphed.
"Next time you come, I would like to spar," Kujou Sara bowed for a moment. "for one who could defeat a Harbinger... and an Archon... it would be an honor indeed."
"A- Archon?" one of Furina's 'comrades' from back in the war stepped back. "Huuuh?"
"As promised, your tea. I hope the Monsieur you spoke of in Fontaine enjoys this."
Furina wrinkled her nose. "Monsieur Neuvillette would probably prefer plain water... b- but! Thank you anyways. I know someone else who would enjoy this."
"I also have some celebratory fireworks from one of my sister's friends, Naganohara-san." Ayato motioned to the red-clad man to hand the box over to Lumine. "These are, doubtlessly, the highest quality you can find in Teyvat. Use them well... but be warned, they are quite loud."
Lumine thoughtfully stashed them away and nodded.
"Kazuha! Beidou!" Paimon flew up to the deck at Mach speed. "It's so nice to see you guys again!"
"Woah there," Beidou hugged her back. "Good to see you're all okay. Back to Liyue, again?"
"Mhm!" Paimon nodded. "We have to check up on those missing person posters, too! Let's see if anyone noticed anything!"
Lumine stared out into the sea with a homesick expression. "I doubt there'll be anything."
"Hey, it doesn't hurt to try! We can see Venti and Jean again, too!" Furina nudged her. "He's gotta be somewhere on Teyvat. If we try enough, we'll find something eventually."
Lumine smiled over at her. "Thank you."
The boat ride back was calm and uneventful. The storm had receded quite a bit, and the three of them watched the fish and whales bounce out of the water and drop back in.
"Paimon wants to eat again," Paimon sulked. "All this tuna-watching makes me want to eat tuna."
"We have some inside!" Beidou called. "Kazuha also made some Onigiri!"
Paimon squealed and headed inside.
"Hmmm..." Ningguang surveyed the reports. "I'm afraid there's nothing on the missing person file. No one has reported anything."
Lumine deflated. "I- I see. That was... expected."
"There's always Mondstadt," Paimon tried. "Paimon's sure something's there! Plus Venti said... Venti said..."
Furina knew there wouldn't be anything, but nodded along. "Even if there isn't anything, we can still look around. I'm sure we'll pick up some clues... right?"
"Your friends are right, you know," Ningguang said gently. "If nothing else, visiting Mondstadt will guarantee you a safe trip to Sumeru- the process in Liyue is arduous and long... I believe Lady Keqing once tried to take a trip to Sumeru for her summer vacation, and had to wait two months for her process to be approved."
"Really? Why all the holdup?" Furina asked. "For the Yuheng, too..."
"Indeed," Ningguang nodded. "I myself am quite busy with the reconstruction efforts of the Jade Chamber, so I fear I will be unable to streamline it. The normal process takes up to a year, but Mondstadt requires only a stamp and a smile."
"Did something happen diplomatically?" Furina wondered. "I remember the process being swift everywhere. Sumeru is the hub of knowledge, after all, so there should be an easy path for scholars, no?"
"Their scholarly ideals have been tarnished in the last few centuries," Ningguang said. "I'm surprised you didn't hear about it yourself, but it has been kept under wraps. Knowledge has become more and more elitist in Sumeru, and we haven't heard news of their Archon in a very, very long time."
"Hmm? Really?" Furina asked. "Did they trap her? But Lesser Lord Kusanali was always so powerful. She made the rainfo... Wait."
"Madam Focalors?" Ningguang stopped. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah, don't worry about it. Just thinking."
"That is understandable. Your year in war-torn Inazuma likely would not have done you much of a favor."
"Then it's settled! Back to Mondstadt! Thank you Ningguang!"
They arrived in Mondstadt by carriage. Paimon went with the carriage driver at a rest stop for sweet berries while the horses rested.
Lumine sat gloomily, staring outside the entire time.
Furina shifted uncomfortably. "Are... are you alright?"
"Yeah. Don't worry about me. This was expected, anyways."
"Even if it was expected, it's still a shock when the news is delivered," Furina said gently. "It's fine to feel sad, but don't worry. Everything will be alright."
"But what if it isn't?" Lumine asked. She turned to face Furina, her eyes glistening. "That Unknown God... that Sustainer of Heavenly Principles... what if she did something none of us could've expected?"
She probably did.
"Even if it is, nothing is irreversible," Furina said honestly. "If I got cursed, for example, I could find the person who had cursed me and forced them to undo it. If they died, at least, the curse would be gone."
Lumine rubbed her eyes. "I don't think a single thing in this universe could revert death."
Furina's eyes flit to one side. "Y- yeah. But even so, I'm sure your brother is fine. The Sustainer fell asleep, remember? She probably exhausted herself containing you two and didn't even get a chance to kill anyone."
"I don't think her power would exhaust that easily," Lumine sniffled. "She... we couldn't do anything."
Furina felt her heart crack.
"If she killed one, she would've killed the other," she tried. "You're still alive and kicking... so I'm sure your brother is, too. If nothing else, if we continue... we can hand the Sustainer's ass to her and force her to tell us everything."
That seemed to help. Lumine perked up immediately, grim determination in her eyes.
"You can't change what's happened in the past, but you can change what will happen in the future," Furina said. "I once had a low moment in my life when I thought everything was lost... but now I know that if I had worked hard from the beginning, I wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place."
"Yoohoo! Lumine! Furinaaa!"
Paimon waved her basket of sweet berries. "We got some! Come out and eat!"
There was nothing in Mondstadt either. Jean was apologetic- Amber was beside herself.
Kaeya was nowhere to be seen.
Venti shook his head sadly. "I'm afraid I didn't see anyone who matched your description, nor did I feel anything on the winds. It may be because he's in a place where the wind doesn't blow- if he were dead, I'd be able to find a body."
"That's a lead," Furina smiled awkwardly. "We can check the Mare Jivari?"
"I would most definitely recommend you stay away from there," Venti warned. "No one has returned alive from there in many years."
"Sheesh, okay."
Lumine's eyes were dropped to the ground.
"Lumine..." Paimon worried at her friend's hair.
"Well then. Come on, Lumine, we're going to the tavern. Let's get you something to drink to cheer you up."
Venti's face brightened. "Tavern! Can I come too?"
"No."
Lumine trudged along, being half-dragged by Furina and half-pushed by Paimon.
All that earlier determination seemed to have sunk right of her as soon as the news was delivered. She swung limply as Furina dragged her out of the way of an entering carriage.
Someone shouted the most colorful language Furina had ever heard at the carriage-driver.
The bell on the tavern clinked as Furina pushed it open and dragged Lumine inside. She sat her down at the bar and Paimon on a seat beside her.
"Two wolfhook juices, please... and one cup of water."
"Coming right up." Diluc turned around with a note to write the order down. "Hm? Madam and Honorary Knight?"
"Ah! Diluc? I didn't know you worked here."
"I own the tavern," he deadpanned at her.
"We- well! I just didn't expect the owner to be working. How've you been?"
"Well enough. Two wolfhook juices and one cup of water, coming right up."
Furina turned around to check for Lumine. "Wolfhook juice is the best, you'll see. Mondstadt has amazing non-alcoholic beverages as well-"
Paimon looked up from her menu and turned around. "Huh? Lumine? Where'd you go?"
"Paimon, didn't you keep an eye on her?" Furina flung herself up from her chair. "What- how did she just disappear?"
"Paimon was looking at the menu!" she defended herself. "You said there was good food as well!"
"When did I say tha- never mind. Look around the tavern for Lumine."
They didn't look far.
Lumine was sitting at the table with a man. Her eyes were blown wide open, listening intently to what he was saying.
Furina shoved a couple of drunkards aside as she pushed her way towards their table. Lumine seemed to be answering questions?
The man in the starry cape locked eyes with Furina and immediately narrowed them. He turned back and pocketed five hundred Mora that was sitting on the table.
"And... may I ask... why are you travelling with the likes of her?"
He reminds me of... Kaeya. The Cavalry Captain.
Those eyes...
"Furina?" Lumine turned over. She seemed to be more or less in a normal state of mind now. "She's my friend. We've travelled through three regions of Teyvat together, now."
"I had thought it was the little fairy who sat to your left, staring at the menu." His gaze never left Furina, who crossed her arms and tensed.
"Oh. Paimon travels with us, too- she's good company."
"Though it is good to travel with companions, I must say that choosing this one in particular is not the best idea I've ever heard."
"What do you mean, 'him'?" Paimon flew next to Lumine and glared at the stranger. "Be clearer, why don't you? And besides, you can't just insult Furina and get away with it!!"
"And why not?" he scanned Furina and his eyes locked on her fake Vision. "I've seen the Anemo Archon- Venti, he calls himself now- in this very tavern many times before, drinking away his worries. What's to say that she'll have your back in battle?"
"Furina has saved me many times before," Lumine said, tensing as well. "I'm afraid that however curious I may be, this conversation will not continue if you continue to slander my friends."
His eyes slid back to Lumine. "I see. Just as I thought... you really are similar to him."
"I'm sorry?" Furina stopped him. "Venti, the Anemo Archon? Just how exactly do you know that?"
"I know everything that I should," he said simply. "I would not be concerned over matters like this when your own identity..."
He drifted off, looking moodily out into the distance.
"Well, aren't you dramatic," Furina crossed her arms. "So? Care to elaborate?"
"No."
"You can't just spew melodrama concerning all of us, personally, and just not say anything about it," Furina said. "I sense some deep connection with the Abyss Order, too. Care to explain that, if nothing else?"
He flinched back as if he had been slapped. Lumine invited Paimon and Furina to sit down next to her.
The man eyed Furina with even more disdain. "My own affiliation with the Abyss Order is of little importance to someone like you, when you have your own affiliations to worry about."
"Hey," Lumine warned. "Knock it off."
He peeled his eyes away from Furina and locked them on Lumine instead. "I see. Very well... about the lead I have on the Abyss Order."
They were talking about it anyways?
Oh. I guess...
"You introduced yourself as an... Honorary Knight of Favonius, earlier. I never quite caught your name, as well as your... companions'... names."
"You first," Lumine said. "And then maybe I'll consider it."
"Dainsleif," he offered. "Now?"
"Lumine," she gestured to herself. "Paimon, and... I suppose you already know Furina."
"Mm, yes. Even if she were not the god-celebrity of Fontaine, she is recognizable enough."
Furina didn't like the way his gaze seemed to pierce through her and see her past.
"So?" Lumine pressed. "The lead? You mentioned it may have something to do with my brother."
"Yes. I've been tracking down an Abyss Herald- a vicious monster of the Abyss, commanding the Mages."
"But what does that have to do with my brother?" Lumine asked.
"Actually, I'm not quite sure." Dainsleif admitted. "But this monster has ties to your brother. I can sense it."
"Is it similar to me?" Lumine kept going, her eyes blown wide like saucers. "Is that how you can tell?"
He nodded calmly, unaffected by her ever-more manic expression. "You could say it like that."
Lumine settled down. "Then we're going with you. Let's go kill it."
She stopped for a moment and turned around sheepishly. "If... that's alright with you two."
"Of course," Furina nodded. "You followed me around Teyvat for some Archon drama you didn't need to participate in. It's the least I can do."
"And Paimon's just here to tag along!" Paimon cheered. "If you can get closer to finding your brother, Paimon's in!"
Lumine smiled at them fondly for a moment and turned back to Dainsleif. "Lead the way."
...
"Oh. Not so fast. I have a couple of questions to ask you... just as a bit of a gauge."
Lumine paused. "Hmm?"
Furina felt alarm bells go off in her head.
He knows Lumine... or her brother... more than he's letting on.
"No wrong answers. Just a gauge of your... personality, let's say." Dainsleif sipped on his wine.
"Ah. I see." Lumine's eyes narrowed slightly as well, catching onto Furina's observation. "Well. Go ahead."
Dainsleif leaned forward on the table. "The crisis in Mondstadt, regarding the Dragon of the Anemo Archon. Who do you believe played the biggest role in quelling the storm?"
Lumine looked uneasily at Furina and Paimon, who both gave her a thumbs-up.
"I'd say... it was everyone in Mondstadt who did their part. Almost everyone, including the pacifist Church, joined in the defence against the final hilichurl attack. We who went to Old Mondstadt didn't necessarily do more than they did."
Something like respect bubbled up in his eyes, but stopped immediately. "I see... how intriguing. Then. Since Liyue has lost her Archon, and Rex Lapis no longer has the Gnosis to protect the area, who will continue keeping Liyue safe and prosperous?"
"Everyone in Liyue Harbor," Lumine answered firmly. "Everyone is required to keep a healthy economy going, and the Millileth is not comprised of any single person. Even if the Qixing have power, their strength alone isn't enough to defend all of Liyue."
"Well said," Dainsleif said, seeming a little bit concerned. "Then... what of the Adepti?"
"Uh," Lumine said eloquently. "I suppose... the Adepti could help, but Jueyun Karst is reaaaaally far away."
"...I see." Dainsleif nodded. "In Inazuma, the Archon herself was the source of the people's problems. Do you believe that the people of Inazuma hold inherent value in her eyes?"
Furina, who had been sitting silently to the side (for once) bristled at that. "You-"
"Silence. I did not ask you."
Furina flushed deep crimson and Lumine pat her. "Don't talk to Furina like that."
Dainsleif eyed Furina with barely concealed disdain. "If you insist. So, your answer?"
"I believe she sees them as important," Lumine said. "Even though she threw Inazuma into chaos, she thought she was acting for the greater good. She's kind of like a petulant child who wants to hide from all of her responsibilities, I think, but I feel like she would fight for her people."
Dainsleif did not like that answer nearly as much. "Oh? And what prompts you to think that?"
"She stopped the battle at Byakko Plain," Lumine mused. "And, from what I've learned, she had fought endlessly during the Cataclysm. If another such situation arises, even though she's been a bit unreliable in the past... I think she'd give her life to defend Inazuma."
"Like her sister did?" Dainsleif had an unpleasant expression on his face. "I see. How interesting."
"You look off," Furina sneered. "Something wrong?"
"No," he said, looking away. "Do not attempt to change the subject."
"Is that all?" Lumine asked.
"One more," Dainsleif began, his eyes slowly meeting Furina's. "In the eyes of the gods and Celestia, who do you believe has the greatest value?"
"Themselves," Lumine said instantly, puzzled. "I'm sorry? What was this question supposed to do?"
"I must rephrase," Dainsleif said, relaxing his face at Furina. "Vision holders? Non-Vision holders? Those who have ambition rivalling the gods?"
"Ah." Lumine said. "Um..."
"This question may feel out of the blue. Take your time."
Lumine's eyes darted to Furina first, then Paimon.
It's a little concerning how fast she said that the gods were selfish.
Aren't I a god? Isn't Focalors a god?
We're... not bad people, are we?
"In the grand scheme of things," Lumine said slowly, choosing her words. "I don't think any of them matter... to most of the gods who live disconnected from Teyvat."
Dainsleif, again, eyed Furina with disdain. "I see. This is conflicting, however; what of those who do reside in Teyvat?"
"The connection they've gained with their people is deep-rooted and steadfast," Lumine said firmly. "I don't know what you have against Furina, but I would really advise you to cut it out right now."
Dainsleif merely leaned back. "...very well. Your answers have been satisfactory; I'll entertain you on this."
"So? That's it? Four questions?" Paimon asked. "And a lead on Lumine's brother? Paimon has a suspicious feeling about this."
"Yes," Dainsleif answered. "I hold no animosity towards you two. The Archon, however, is a different story."
A server came over and set down their drinks. "Enjoy. Let me know if you have anything else to order."
"Thank you," Lumine smiled up at him and took a sip. "It's very nice."
The server made a noise of assent and left.
...
"So? When do we leave?" Lumine asked.
Furina studied her face for a moment.
More reserved, less happy to talk to him. Still wanting to learn about her brother, though... that's a given. That's the only reason she's traveling, after all.
"Tomorrow," Dainsleif said shortly. "We leave at sunrise. Your friend, Paimon, can come, but the Archon cannot."
"Furina?" Lumine frowned again. "I'm sorry, come again? She's my friend too. Why not?"
"Because she's an Archon," Dainsleif said, like that explained everything. "Yes... if she comes to Good Hunter tomorrow morning with you, I will have no choice but to journey myself."
"Wh- hey! Come back! Explain yourselfff!" Paimon stomped.
He didn't.
Lumine, Furina, and Paimon watched as he paid the bill and walked out of the tavern, his starry cape billowing behind him.
Notes:
"What? Focalors, back in Mondstadt!" Lyudmila gasped.
"Yep!" Mikhail said proudly. "The Lord Scaramouche may be called to Mondstadt to snatch her Gnosis!"
"This is great news! To think, instead of heading to the relative safety of Sumeru...!"
"There aren't any Harbingers in Mond right now, though," a messenger spoke up. "The Hydro Archon also seems preoccupied with other things. She'll probably be out of the city soon... and then we'll lose her."
"We can send out scout parties to jump her while she's en route to Sumeru," their commanding officer said determinedly. "We're not going to let her escape a second time. Lord Tartaglia's contract with her expired, and one of Lord Dottore's bodies is nearby- we need her Gnosis before she can regroup with her friends."---
A couple of days later, a messenger ran in. "Miss Lyudmila!"
Lyudmila turned around from her conversation with Mikhail. "Yes? Ah, OIeg! Welcome back."
"Miss Lyudmila, the Traveler has departed with her flying companion! The Hydro Archon is alone in Mondstadt!"
Lyudmila gasped and stood up. "Really? This- this is great! Mikhail, have we gotten the go-ahead from Lord Dottore?"
Mikhail glanced down at the pile of letters and pulled out an elegantly stamped one. He nodded assent. "He's set to arrive tomorrow; I was planning on telling you right after you finished your, uh, rant."
Lyudmila flushed a little but recovered quickly. "I- that's not important right now. I'll tell the Doctor of our plans. Oleg, please head to all of the encampments and troops spread across Mondstadt, and farther if we can get them to come. We need to get everyone ready to nab her Gnosis as soon as she leaves Mondstadt's walls... and distract the Knights of Favonius long enough to do it."
In Bough Keeper: Dainsleif, when choosing the third option (the one that says everyone did a good job and that no one is important in the eyes of the gods) Dainsleif will say you're exactly like your twin; I'll try to write Lumine like that!
The quest isn't going to change much (as the entire point was really just revolving around the siblings and not much else) so Lumine's going off on that with Paimon... just the two of them (they can make it if they tryyy). I've written it off here as mutual animosity between Dainsleif and Furina, but if you have a better idea, let me know!
Chapter 28: who will the fatui be tonight (thats the question)
Summary:
i've usually only written exposition; most everything that isn't that is contained within this fic :')! Sorry if it's too short, or too long; I did cut out several scenes that I thought dragged out the chapter too much, so it's shorter than originally planned. my bad
my titles are slowly deteriorating into brainrot. i usually name them halfway into the chapter after my brain has been fried, so that's probably why...
I've started reading what I write over before posting it for typos, and I've just realized that I hit that enter key for a new paragraph like it's a mandatory requirement after periods... uuuuh....
Notes:
Best referenced after reading a little bit into the chapter!
Lyudmila and Mikhail both tensed in unison as the Hydro Archon turned her gaze towards them.
"She... what is she..."
"She can sense us?" Mikhail hissed, carefully keeping his eyes away from the Archon. "What?"
"Some supernatural ability, I guess," Lyudmila worried at her mask. "Just keep talking like normal."
"Why isn't she leaving Mondstadt? Not going on expeditions with the Knights? Not just going on a walk?"
"I don't know," Lyudmila shook her head frantically. "The Archon should want to move around more, right? Mondstadt is surely much more boring, and she's been here already. Is she happy to just walk around and read books?"
"Her friends will be back soon," Mikhail said. "We have... we have to... we have to drag her out somehow."
"How the... ugh!!!"
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Furina packed a week's worth of lunch kits and rehydratable grape juice for Lumine and Paimon and they headed out.
"I still don't know why Dainsleif was so opposed to you being an Archon," Lumine frowned. "What did you even do to him? He acted like everything was so personal..."
"Don't worry about it," Furina reassured her. "Plenty of people dislike me. It's just a fact of life you have to get used to."
It never really got easier, though. Every time she heard criticism, Furina couldn't help but shrink into herself a little bit more.
Paimon huffed. "Paimon is going to punch him in his face if he brings that up again!"
"Haha, don't go that far," Furina ruffled Paimon's head. "You guys focus on the task at hand. I can deal with slights against my person myself."
They nodded and after a few more words, left for Good Hunter.
The sun was just starting to rise. Pink hues were lighting up the dark sky as Furina tugged the curtains open.
They were back in the church's hotel. Their old suite was booked out, though, so Furina settled for one closer to a stairwell.
Furina stretched quietly and started to prepare her own breakfast. She had Lumine empty out her food storage and had gotten some heavy cream and cheese, so she'd be preparing macaroni.
The rest of the day went by uneventfully. She wrote a letter to Neuvillette (quietly lamenting the fact that his previous response had probably water-shipped to Inazuma instead of Mondstadt) and did some stretches.
"Some ham and... um... some cilantro, please." Furina took out her wallet. "Oh! And fifty grams of sugar in cubes, please."
Blanche, the clerk, nodded. "That'll be two hundred Mora, please. I'll have your order ready in two minutes."
Furina sat next to the fountain and looked into the water as she waited.
Her spine was prickling for some reason. She felt like she was being watched, but as she looked around, everything seemed normal.
The body language of those two Fatui who sat next to the Teleport Waypoint was a little off, though. They seemed tense?
Maybe just news... they'd never done anything even during her first time in Mondstadt.
Furina packed up all of her groceries after inspecting them.
"Thank you♪!" Furina waved back to Blanche.
She smiled and gave Furina a thumbs-up.
Furina walked back to the church, humming to herself.
♪♪
Were there more Fatui than usual?
Hmm...
Furina didn't pay much notice. She might talk to Jean later today about that... but there shouldn't be any urgent threats, now that Dvalin had been returned to his sound mind.
She sat on the plush sofa provided, lounging back and reading as her hair draped over the armrest.
Furina heard the kettle boil and went to make some tea.
She sat back down on the sofa and cozied up with a weighted blanket, dropping two cubes of sugar into her tea and taking a sip.
Ooogh, hot...
Wow! This tastes good, though. I'll have to thank Kamisato... what gift could I mail him?
After finishing her book, Furina stood up, stretched, and went outside.
"I don't really feel like cooking," she mused to herself. "I'll just head to Good Hunter."
And so she did. Sara was busy with her delivery orders, but brightened. "Miss Furina! Welcome back to Mondstadt!"
"Mhm! I saw you earlier today while I was getting groceries! How've you been?"
"Really good, thank you!" Sara beamed. "What can I get for you today?"
"Ahh, hmm."
Furina looked up at the menu.
She couldn't shake that weird feeling that she was being followed. Furina glanced around again, but didn't see anything.
"If you're having trouble choosing..." Sara trailed off.
"Ah! I'm sorry, it's not that. Just feeling a little weird."
"Ohhhh. Make sure to drink plenty of water before you catch a cold, then."
"Ahaha, thank you. I'll take a Matsutake Meat Rolls... and an apple cider on the side, please."
"Coming right up!"
Furina watched Sara move towards the stove and sat down at the seating. She plucked a newspaper out of the stand and read it until she heard her name.
"Miss Furina! One Matsutake Meat Rolls and apple cider!"
"Ah!" Furina stood up, hastily replacing the newspaper. "Of course. Thank you!"
"That'll be five hundred Mora," Sara said. "We have a special on meat and poultry today- 20% off."
"Oo!" Furina looked at the signboard she hadn't seen earlier. "Alright, then! Thank you so much!"
She handed her the money and left for the church, eating the meat rolls as she went.
There's still a few more hours until sundown... hmm.
I don't have a lot to do. Maybe I'll invite Venti out to the tavern for some drinks.
Should I? I do have the money, but it's Venti.
Ah, fuck it. There should still be at least a few more days before Lumine comes back... it won't hurt.
After a couple of drinks and chatting with Venti about worldly affairs, she went to order some skewers from Diluc...
and ended up getting her daily workout restraining a tavern goer who had one too many drinks and saw Venti as his estranged wife.
"FUCK YOU, BELINDA!" he screamed.
Diluc was rushing over and had Venti moved to another part of the tavern while Furina tackled him and was currently holding him down with Hydro. She watched as Diluc (somewhat not extremely nonviolently) had him ejected from the premises and slammed the door hard enough to silence the drunkards.
Furina got a good laugh out of that and went home satisfied. Venti was probably still inside chugging drink after drink.
She entered the suite and landed on her bed, yawning as she did so. After marinating there for a few minutes, she bathed and brushed her teeth before heading to sleep.
The next morning, she went to visit Jean. These past few days were going by pretty slowly and calmly, and Furina was starting to enjoy it.
After a full breakfast and a walk around the church (as well as a joyful reunion with Barbara) she made her way to the Knights of Favonius headquarters right as the sun was peaking in the sky.
The wind felt lovely and the sun was just warm enough to be comfortable without causing her to sweat. The wind chimes and smell of sweet flowers was wafting over from the marketplace, which was busier than ever.
It felt nice.
Who knew that being of sound mind and not being stressed was so pleasant~!
The Knights of Favonius seemed oddly nervous when she walked up to them. "Miss Furina!"
Furina walked up to them and waved.
"Hello! I'm here to see Jean, please. If she's not busy, of course."
"The Grandmaster Jean is currently out on a m- mission to quell a particularly nasty hilichurl camp. She was planned to be back... uh, two hours ago. We're quite worried about her."
"Oh?" Furina balked. "Oh, oh no. That's not good at all. Where did she go?"
"The hilichurl camp near Dadaupa Gorge," he answered. "The Grandmaster Jean left before the sun had even risen... the camp was estimated to take only an hour to clear and three hours for the journey. She should've been back already."
"And you guys never thought to send a messenger after her?"
"We- we were planning on going to check up on their squad," the second one mumbled. "B-but we weren't sure... and we were waiting for the go-ahead from our superiors."
"Then I'll go there myself," Furina said, determined. "Even if they're fine. I don't have anything else to do, anyways."
"Wait!" the one on the right said. "We'll go with you! We want to see their safe return as well!"
Furina raised an eyebrow. "Ah? Alright, then. I'll have Kaeya prepare some horses-"
"Wait! No need to bother the Vac- Cavarly- Cavalry Captain with that. We have some horses ready already."
"What?" Furina turned around. "Now then, might I ask, what prompted you to ready the horses before you even knew I would be visiting?"
"We were planning on going already, I swear!" they both waved their hands to stave off some imaginary attack. "It was just sheer luck that you came along and gave us that final push we needed to finally go."
"Oh."
Furina stopped.
"My apologies, then. Makes sense..."
The three boarded the carriage and went off. The first one drove the carriage, which was quite speedy, and the second one sat across from Furina, looking outside.
She studied him.
He was nervously tapping his foot on the ground and his eyes were unfocused as he stared outside.
Nervousness for his colleagues?
Furina supposed so. There wasn't much else to be worried about for a Knight.
These two seemed extremely suspicious. They reminded her of the people in court who were trying to convince the Oratrice that it was wrong... and the ones who were too proud to take a state-assigned lawyer, insisting instead upon representing themselves.
"How much longer?" Furina asked.
"Shouldn't be more than an hour," he answered. "Don't worry about it. We'll be there fast enough."
"Ah, I see."
Furina privately speculated over whether or not she should've water-bubbled them there.
"Do you, ah, possess Visions? You seem to be quite familiar with the elemental energy in the area."
"O- oh, no," he spluttered. "As a Knight, I just have a lot of experience with elemental beings. Don't worry about it."
"Mm." Furina nodded. "I see."
The air grew charged.
...
Furina spent the rest of the ride looking outside. An hour later, sure enough, they reached Dadaupa Gorge.
Furina instantly knew something was up. The air was still and the lake outside was free of blood.
"Are you sure we're here?" Furina demanded, preparing to summon her sword. "How sure are you that this is Dadaupa Gorge?"
"Quite sure," he said. "I can see them up ahead. Please step out of the carriage."
He does not see them up ahead.
There's no elemental energy here.
There isn't... a single Vision...
Furina felt around in her memory for what the weird foggy feeling reminded her of.
Delusions.
Furina felt the impact of the realization hit her and ducked right as Pyro bullets crashed through the carriage. Wood splintered and planks crashed down onto her as she kicked the door open and jumped out.
She blinked away the sunlight and surveyed her surroundings.
There was a whole battalion here, if not more. A complete encirclement of Fatui soldiers.
Her resident god, silent for quite a while, had the same anger flare up in her.
Furina summoned her sword and leaned on it casually. "Well! I didn't quite expect this. Where are the Knights, tsk tsk?"
"Grandmaster Jean is still in her office," one of the 'Knights' that had led her here said. "We took care to make sure neither of you realized."
Oooorgh. You've gotta be kidding me... Grandmaster Jean?
"Ah, that's what's wrong." Furina nodded. "Riiiight. I'm not quite sure how you managed to forget Grandmaster Varka exists, but I must applaud your gall for managing to fool me into ignoring your mistake. Acting Grandmaster Jean, I assume, will not be sending help, then."
"You won't be getting help," a female Electro Cicin mage spoke up. "And you won't need it. You're a god- you won't die so easily, but we're going to make sure that you don't leave with your Gnosis."
"With what Harbinger? Last I noticed, there weren't many around in Mondstadt," Furina smiled. "And even if you do, I didn't mean for me. I don't think many of you are leaving this place alive if the Knights don't come to help you."
Furina waited for the Fatui soldiers to move, her sword in hand. Something was wrong. If only the Harbingers knew how to retrieve Gnoses, how were they planning on getting the Gnosis? Kidnapping her and waiting for someone to come over and pluck it out? There's no way they got a Harbinger here this fast, right?
Unfortunately, they did get a Harbinger here that fast.
"That was quite the speech," a nasal voice from behind her said. "But she is right. Your Gnosis will not be in your hands by the end of this battle."
Ah, fuuuuuuuu
"Ah, Il Dottore," Furina let an easy smile fall on her face. She turned around slowly, keeping her sword lifted and her senses ready for another attack. "Well, I haven't seen you in a while. I'll say that it's quite an insult that you only sent a child after me."
Il Dottore's clones were varied in age, but this one looked no older than her current body. Maybe seventeen or eighteen, at the most.
Furina did feel the stress sweats come up after seeing a clone of the second Fatui Harbinger, but she felt confident that she could at least escape. The lake beside her would help plenty... but she sure as hell was going to wipe this area out before she did.
Yes. Furina was certain. She was going to kill as many of these Fatui as she could and run the hell out of here. Act confident, strike fast, and make the opponent think that you're the one who allowed them to live rather than that you ran away.
After watching countless court battles, she knew that everyone was more engrossed with their own actions and concerned with what everyone thought about them that they completely failed to realize everyone else was doing the exact same. The Fatui held an uneasy position; these people had certainly heard tales of her exploits, and Furina would even wager that they had been exaggerated. They'd be expecting a powerful, unfailing Archon, so they would act like they're facing one already.
Furina wasn't the least bit confident about her prowess when it came to someone of the Doctor's caliber, but she was sure she could bluff her way out. Nerves and shaky hands weren't really the best way to fight a battle at maximum strength, after all.
Furina let her hand loosen around her sword, twirling it around in a show of ease. The longer it took for the fight to begin, the better position she would be in. Bluff slightly, leaving just enough room for certain 'interpretation,' and let their own imagination and fear do the rest.
Keep the pre-battle monologues long and show, not tell.
"My colleagues are, ah, less than adept." the Doctor said. "and I was nearest to Mondstadt. As for my age, the rest of them are... doing other things."
"My, I'd have thought you'd like yourself more!" Furina giggled lightly. "Tsk tsk, your self-esteem seems as low as it ever was."
"You are certainly one to talk," the Doctor said, "when the winds of fortune do not quite seem to blow in your favor."
"Fufu, you think so?" Furina tittered. "Well. How lucky it is that I, Furina de Fontaine, do not require such luck to squash you little small fries."
She felt a wave of unease ripple throughout the ranks.
"Bold statements for someone who is too vastly outnumbered to fight her way out." the Doctor stepped back and lifted his hand to motion for an attack.
He paused for a moment.
Furina tensed.
"I'll allow you the privilege of choosing to hand over your Gnosis and leave without being harmed." the Doctor spread his hand out to motion for a stop. "There are enough soldiers here to overrun Mondstadt, after all; I daresay you wouldn't be able to defeat them all."
The teenager version of the Doctor likes to toy with his enemies and acts extremely arrogantly. This is extremely useful.
If I hold back just enough when fighting the goons, I'll be able to catch him off guard.
"Such an over-exaggeration of skill!" Furina beamed. "Very well. Hmm... there shouldn't be that many in Mondstadt, but I'll assume you brought in more just for this occasion. Three groups on three side... I'll say that's one company each. Fatui companies are harder to form due to the amount of Delusions needed, so I'll estimate on the lower end. Four hundred."
The Doctor looked to the cicin mage to his left. "Tell her how many there are."
I've seen her before.
"Oho? Are you the cicin mage who stands next to the weird statue all the time?" Furina asked. "First time I've ever seen you on the battlefield~!"
She flushed a deep pink, ignoring Furina. "There are three hundred and fifty men here, Lord Dottore."
"Hm." the Doctor said disdainfully. "I must say, I didn't expect an Archon as sheltered as you to understand the Fatui military."
"Oh?" Furina gave a bow. "Then I shall reassure you that as an Archon, I must always defy expectations~!"
"How interesting." the Doctor said. "You'll fall regardless. I assume you will not be taking my offer."
"Of course not!"
The two of them stared at each other for a moment. Furina batted her eyelashes at him, which seemed to annoy him an adequate amount.
"Then the pleasantries are over. Incapacitate the Hydro Archon."
Furina saw the first wave charge and consulted her options.
She could make it flashy, or she could make it quick.
Furina decided to make it flashy.
As the first line of Electrohammer Vanguards approached and the cicins started spitting Electro, Furina swept her leg out in a full circle and a wave of Hydro exploded outwards. The Electrohammer Vanguards tripped and fell, buying Furina enough time to snipe the cicins out of the air with large torrents.
She took care to leave water spouts coming out of the bodies of the Fatui. Glowing Hydro sparkles... really were quite pretty.
The cicins landed on the ground, too heavy to fly. Furina walked by and crushed each one of them under her heel and watched in morbid satisfaction as they turned into shimmery dust.
The Vanguards she had knocked down, however, were standing back up, leaping up to fight her as a commander barked orders in the background. The Anemo shielders encircled Furina and made to ram her, but she launched herself up on a pillar of Hydro and twirled around midair; waves were created that forced them all together. As they slammed into one another at full speed, pushed forward by their own momentum, Furina landed on top of them and they turned into water under her heels.
She landed gracefully on the ground and dusted her hands off, feeling Pyro start to gather behind her. She whipped around and lifted her sword right as the Pyro agent materialized and crashed into her with his knives.
Careful to keep her posture perfect, Furina kicked him off and blocked the attack from another agent who snuck up behind her. Both of them started to disappear into Hydro mirrors, but Furina forcibly closed both and cut them through midway. The top half of their bodies dropped onto the grass as light rain started to fall; they both turned into water and seeped into the ground. Furina stepped back to recover, her breathing starting to become labored, but she Ducked another attack and used her sword to stab the fourth agent who jumped her, wincing as blood gushed into her eyes.
She carefully blotted it away with a handkerchief, kicking another agent in the groin and falling through the Mirror Maiden portal as his comrade tried to save him. She kicked the agent back into the portal, feeling her heartbeat rise, and forced it closed by shattering the Mirror Maiden's Delusion. The Mirror Maiden stepped back in shock as a head dropped in front of her and a body dropped at the original location, blood losing color and turning into blue glowing water.
"Wh... what the...!"
She tried to summon an attack, but nothing came out of her shattered Delusion. Furina stepped back and swept her arm leftward - her three Hydro creations appeared and started attacking the Fatui.
At the Mirror Maiden's hesitance, Furina ran forwards and palmed her nose. Feeling her face start to liquefy, Furina twisted midair as the Mirror Maiden's head exploded into water.
Furina slid on the wet mud, carefully keeping her coattail above the ground. Multiple projectiles whizzed past her head, and she blocked a bullet midair before it could hit her arm.
The barrier there is still intact, and will probably deal a significant amount of damage... but that's a lot of water to infuse with energy!
Furina turned herself into a Hydro bubble, twirling through the air. A couple of cicin mages had started to unleash their cicins on the Salon Solitaire (as Furina had started to refer to them) but Furina closed her eyes, concentrating.
The three members of the Salon started glowing a vibrant blue, lightening into a near-white color.
The Fatui let out surprised shouts and made to run away, but the rain seemed to force them back towards the Hydro creations. The three of them exploded into Hydro in a ten meter radius, taking five Fatui each with them. The ground was slowly muddying from both the rain and the 'bodies.'
Furina had landed in the lake at this point, her eyes targeting the Doctor. He seemed to be enjoying the whole spectacle, standing still and watching the commanders shout orders.
...No matter which body, he doesn't care about the soldiers under him at all.
Frankly, he doesn't deserve their loyalty. I wonder what incentivized all of them to join the Fatui?
Furina was starting to feel the strain of battle, but amplified it further by dodging the next round of bullets a little more sluggishly. She raised her arms slower and slower, forcing increasingly smaller tidal waves forward with increasingly tired pants.
She let her eyes flutter slightly closed, but shook her head violently and grasped her sword a little more firmly. Furina lifted a water shield to block the newest round of bullets, but let two pierce through, moving just enough for it to graze her leg.
Furina cried out in pain and dropped to the lake, charging the water with Hydro to heal herself. The Doctor, seeing an opportunity, strode forward calmly.
This version of him seemed to use a sword weapon. An elegant rapier, it seemed, of Fontanian design; how hilarious.
Furina lifted her arm, widening her eyes and sending three more formless versions of the Salon at the Doctor. "You-!"
He easily slashed them away and stashed his sword as well.
Furina scooted back.
"Hydro Archon, oh my." Il Dottore's right hand began charging with energy. "How disappointing. For someone who had so much potential in fighting, you tire out far too fast. A word of advice, should your wits survive; don't go all out on the... 'small fries.'"
Furina shielded her chest area with her right hand. She scooted back slightly farther.
The area around her leg was starting to glow. The Fatui seemed to engrossed with the encounter between their Harbinger and an Archon that no one seemed to notice.
"Wait!" Furina held up a hand.
The Doctor stopped. "...hm?"
"I, um, I'll give you my G-Gnosis!" Furina waved her hands frantically. "I reaaaally don't want to feel getting it snatched from me. Venti described it as most unpleasant."
She herself would describe it as most unpleasant as well.
He retracted his arm. "Oh? Such a sudden change of heart?"
Furina shrunk in on herself. "I- I'm..."
Furina squeezed her eyes shut and felt tears well up inside.
Think about something sad. Think about something sad.
Ah! My previous life.
"I'm shorry," Furina sniffled. "I'm... I didn't..."
The Doctor looked briefly repulsed. The energy faded on his right hand.
Furina did assume the Gnosis grab to be painful with the Doctor as well. She had enough of Gnosis-snatching for many lifetimes.
She scooted a little further back into the lake, turning around when the tears stopped coming out.
She sniffled and hiccuped loudly.
Turning back around, she lifted her left hand and willed the Gnosis into being. "I'm sorry... j- just take it! Don't hurt me..."
The Doctor looked like he had stepped in dog feces as he reached forward slowly, wrinkling his nose.
...
Furina didn't know how much energy it would take to dissolve a Harbinger, but she would take no chances.
Especially one this unique. Was that body even flesh and blood?
Furina called on the Gnosis, yet again.
I've been doing that too much.
She expelled as much Hydro energy as she could off of that gathering 'healing' light surrounding her leg. The Doctor's eyes widened and he retracted his arm. His eyes fixated on her, the first hint of anger appearing on his face.
"You little-"
He tried to move away from the water, but it held him steadfast, solidifying around him. He did something Furina didn't catch and could move again, so he tried to walk back to (the relatively) dry land. However, water was hard enough to walk through without Furina's help, and she had taken care to scoot into a deeper end.
A massive pillar of Hydro exploded upwards, clearing the rain clouds and extending too high for her to see. The Doctor was caught right in the middle, but Furina blinked black spots out of her vision.
The light it emitted was blinding. She could sense several Delusions being shattered on the spot, and several Fatui being caught in the crossfire.
The Doctor's aura faded and was swallowed, extremely quickly, by the deluge. Furina stopped holding the power together and all the concentrated energy exploded outwards like a geyser, spraying as far as Furina could see.
The rest of the Fatui quickly opened fire, but Furina was responsive enough to lift a shield.
It was much, much weaker than she had hoped, after melting a Harbinger with everything she had.
The commanders were shouting out panicked orders, telling the soldiers to retreat. Half of the remaining ones listened- the other half kept trying to fight.
Furina rushed in with her sword, fighting off the darkness creeping into her eyesight. She stabbed her blade into two Pyrogunners at once and grabbed one of their guns.
Using the power left over in there, she opened fire, shooting two Hydrogunners with decent accuracy and slammed the handle of the gun into another.
The rain had long since rendered the Electro cicin mages useless, with their cicins flopping around the ground uselessly, their wings too heavy to carry them. They weakly spat Electro in Furina's general direction, but usually ended up hitting their comrades.
The Cryogunners who were smart had run away. The rest of them had point-blank Pyro gun explosions, at the face.
Cryo shields didn't do much against that.
Most of them broke ranks and fled, and Furina killed the rest. She felt the adrenaline start to wear off and leaned on her sword, trying not to black out.
She had accidentally killed the horses in her energy burst. Oops.
Furina felt herself start to slip into unconsciousness.
You've done well enough.
"Miss Furina?" Barbara gasped. "Are- what happened? Quick, quick! Get in here!"
Focalors walked in, her steps light and unconcerned. An unfortunate side effect of separating the divinity from the humanity... the divinity ceased all 'human' behaviors.
"Don't worry," she said. "Furina should be fine. I believe her to simply be extremely exhausted after that, ah, lightshow."
Barbara laughed weakly. "E- even so... please allow me to heal you. Those still are some nasty physical injuries..."
Focalors obliged, sitting down on one of the benches that would usually be used for prayer. She looked up around the cathedral, admiring the ornate windows.
"Is this where that old wind spirit is worshipped? My, how grand."
"Hm?" Barbara momentarily looked up from her concentration. "Oh. Yes... this is indeed the Church of Favonius. Miss Furina, are you... feeling alright mentally?"
"Oh, quite." Focalors laughed airily. "Fret not."
The sister Barbara had sent to the Knights of Favonius headquarters came back with Jean and Lisa.
"Sister Edna!"
The nun in question gave a bow to Furina. "May the blessings of the Anemo Archon be with you. Sister Barbara, I've led the Acting Grandmaster and the Librarian here, as you've requested."
Focalors glanced at Jean. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the other sister exit the cathedral and head outside.
Jean met her eyes and turned, surprised. Focalors watched as her face cycled through three different stages of confusion before finally landing on something. "Madam Focalors?"
"That's me. Hehe."
Barbara let out a little gasp. "The Hydro Archon, here in Mondstadt? Miss Furina? Why am I just now finding out?"
Jean eyed Focalors warily.
"Well... if you had good reason to hide your identity... I suppose that's why you referred to the Anemo Archon so casually..." She groaned lightly and stopped her healing for a moment to rest. ""Ah! I'm sorry. Ignore me."
Barbara sighed and continued with her healing.
Jean turned towards Lisa. "Do you know what happened here?"
Lisa pulled out two stashes of potions that exuded high levels of Hydro energy. She handed one to Focalors and one to Barbara, thinking.
"Hmmmm..." Lisa pondered. "Well, since we know you're back in Mondstadt, there should be no reason to continue further investigation of Dadaupa Gorge. Master Jean, it should be fine to recall the advance party."
"Ohh. The extravagant explosion of Hydro was indeed Furina. She is a little tired from that, though, so I have the body temporarily."
"The body?" Lisa pulled her glove off and felt Focalors's forehead. "That is a nasty fever... hmmmmm."
"I shall assure you that Furina is currently slumbering," Focalors said, blinking twice as Lisa retracted her hand. "I took us back to Mondstadt City, where Sister Barbara was kind enough to offer her assistance."
Barbara blushed a deep pink and continued with her healing, dipping her hands into the Hydro potion mixture. "I... thank you?"
"So, if you're Focalors, what... how is Furina...?" Jean frowned. "This doesn't make sense. I've never heard news of the Hydro Archon having split bodies."
"Ah, we've taken quite the precaution in order to... um... ma- mask the disaster that happened during the Cataclysm."
Focalors's voice hitched when she lied.
She was never good at that. All the talent went into Furina, hahaaaaa.
She supposed Furina had more practice with that, as well. Guilt momentarily pierced through her serene state of mind.
Jean and Lisa shared a glance.
"I see... then. It seems quite traumatic, so I'll not press further." Jean bowed. "When do you suppose Furina will awaken?"
"Hmmm," Focalors hummed. "A day should do the trick. Both Deaconess Barbara and Miss Lisa have extraordinary skill in their crafts."
Lisa laughed. "Awww, cutie! Praise from an Archon, fufu... I'll remember that for a long time."
Barbara blushed again. "Thank you, Madam Focalors."
"Why so formal?" Focalors asked. "You seem to refer to each other and to Furina simply by your given names. Please enlighten me."
All three humans gathered around her tensed.
"It's just that you're an Archon," Jean said, her eyes dropping. "No one really wants to anger someone like that, especially after that, um, display of power."
"Ohhh." Focalors hummed again. "Hehe. Should you deign to refer to me by my name, you have my promise that I will not smite you."
The tension eased after that.
Focalors invited Barbara out to the Angel's Share, but the deaconess shook her head and flushed deep pink while stammering out an apology for her refusal.
Furina woke up the next morning. She stretched, blinking groggily out the window and enjoying the morning light.
Memories flooded in.
Oh! Barbara!
Jean... Lisa... Fo... FOCALORS??
Furina sat up with full vigor after that. She flipped through the scenes that unfolded before her eyes. Scene 1, Mondstadt scenery. Scene 2, Cathedral. Scene 3, Mondstadt City... scene 4...
...?
This didn't happen yesterday.
Notes:
What a failure that mission was.
Most of the Fatui troops sent to attack the Archon had been wiped out.
Even the clone of the Doctor, second of the Harbingers, had been eliminated in cold blood.
In retrospect, Lyudmila wanted to hit herself over choosing a location next to a lake.
"I thought... I thought she'd be less inclined to kill," Lyudmila sniffled into her sleeve. "She seemed so pacifistic when she was in Mondstadt, and she never seemed to kill unless it was necessary. I'm so, so sorry..."
Sorry wouldn't make her comrades come back. Sorry certainly wouldn't get the Gnosis.
More than half of the Fatui troops around Mondstadt, gone. Not even a proper burial- their bodies watered the sweet flowers around that fateful hilichurl camp.
Mikhail... was tallying the death counts. He was safe, the only damage he had sustained being from friendly fire.
Lyudmila had no injuries. All six of her cicins had died, but that wasn't important. The breeding center in Snezhnaya had plenty more."Your Majesty, the Tsaritsa... please help me. Please... what can I do to fix everything...?"
"How am I supposed to report this back to the Harbingers...?"*-*-*-*
Lumine and Paimon turned back, alarmed.
The massive pillar of Hydro energy rippled to their location as they were prying the rocks off of the collapsed temple.
"What... what is that?" Paimon flew higher for a better view.
The pillar had pierced the clouds and had disappeared behind mist. The glow lit up the night sky enough for them to think it was a particularly blue-tinged day.
Dainsleif, who had used his own power to lift off a rock, dropped it with a thud.
Lumine turned around. "Are you alrigh-"
His gaze was transfixed on the pillar, some unknown memory swirling behind his eyes.
After a few more seconds, the pillar collapsed in on itself and exploded outwards. Water rained down onto all three of them, who were so far away; Lumine suspected that even Liyue Harbor would have small showers.
Chapter 29: a soul set apart
Summary:
hit a massssiveeee writers block near the beginning and that set me back quite a bit... i keep going down tangents of ideas I've only barely fleshed out (and then forgetting how to connect back to the original plot).
sorry if some bits seemed rushed. i had a couple of plot points that I wanted to get done in this chapter but none of them were too close together...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Before Furina's eyes, memories flashed.
There was the one from yesterday when Focalors had gotten her out of danger, but there were also memories that Furina knew were not supposed to be given to her. Memories of Inazuma from a third-person point of view... memories of manipulating the water around the Jade Chamber so skillfully that she could contain separate energies and block the blast from the homemade nuclear warhead with minimal shock to the person within.
Then, as she felt panic and Focalors tried to force herself away, she saw glimpses of all the memories Focalors had ever had that concerned her.
Her creation, and seeing Focalors in the mirror. Her... being cursed to live until Focalors either died or relinquished the curse.
Watching herself spectate court cases from hundreds of years ago.
She watched her posture slowly start to slip and her smile begin to grow manic. Small details only Furina would notice peeked through the cracks of her perfect facade; her hands would shake, her steps would falter, and when she thought no one was looking, her face would stop forcing her stage smile and drop into an expression that reminded Furina of the asylum patients who only wanted death to come.
Memories of Focalors's perfect serenity cracking every time she saw it; then, memories of judging criminals and tilting the Oratrice as she desired.
Furina stood, eyes wide as saucers.
Focalors made another attempt to yank back the flow, but the floodgates had been opened. The memories from before the reset faded away, but the ones from after still trickled out of holes Focalors scrambled to patch.
Blocking... blocking the Gnosis.
Seeing Venti again, after five hundred years.
Meeting Lumine, meeting Paimon.
Furina felt the pressure of another immortal being move closer as she entered into the next memory. She felt another stab of panic from her divinity and the scene shattered before her, making way for...
The courtroom again. Which case was this?
But Furina knew, even before she saw the plaintiff and the defendant.
My case.
Furina stood in the spot of the defendant, shouting at Lumine and Paimon, who shouted right back.
Focalors watched from the Oratrice, preparing to act. If she was right, this was the only time she could do it. As the prophecy foretold, she would have only a sliver of time to call Neuvillette into dfgthrtsfh and even less time to explain everything and gather the Indemnitium she needed to etyuhaetyeg.
She steeled herself for what she had to do.
For Fontaine.
Furina was clearly at the breaking point. Focalors knew that if she won this case, she would not be able to hold out until the next time a court trial was gathered.
If she continues to force herself, Furina has three, maybe four years at best. It's a miracle she's lasted this long already; there are gods who have eroded in five centuries, yet she is only human.
Focalors called upon the stores of energy stored within the Oratrice, drawing the energy from nearby and forcing Pneumousia together for every last bit of power she could get her hands on. She absorbed all of the energy and waited for the pristine moment to call both the witness and Neuvillette.
She waited.
And waited.
Watching with bated breath as Furina tried her best to win a battle she was fated to lose; and that she would lose either way, if Focalors had any say in it.
And she did. She had already prepared the slip of paper condemning the Hydro Archon - herself - to death. Whether or not Furina pulls off an impossible victory, Focalors will make sure that her suffering ends today.
She'll be able to live the rest of her life as wonderfully human as I had always wanted to be.
Focalors never understood Furina's constant yearning to become a 'true Archon,' as her human half had always referred to it. Being an Archon meant that she had to shoulder this burden that was passed on from gods of days past, and being an Archon meant that she would have to sfthfgkiserthas the dfghaethaedtj.
Focalors tipped the Oratrice in the Traveler's favor whenever and wherever she could. She would tip it even if the Traveler had said some offhand comment that even remotely suggested Furina's guilt... but the audience was starting to notice something amiss.
Furina was most definitely at the edge of the cliff. She was stuttering; forgetting things that had happened only a few minutes ago. She had rambled about a question the Traveler hadn't even asked, and was citing words the Traveler never spoke.
But she was compelling.
Her words were true. They made sense, even to Focalors, who was trying her best to force guilt upon her other half. Neuvillette was looking uneasy, and the people who had plotted the coup were starting to avert their eyes.
Focalors felt off. A feeling that she was being tugged forward, toward... Furina.
But that could not be true. She was just a soul now, a manifestation within the Oratrice. She couldn't even meet Furina face-to-face, all those years ago, and she had forfeited most worldly senses to function as the Oratrice and to aim for that sliver of a chance that Fontaine would be safe.
Focalors could sense something urging her back toward her human half. Despite all odds, despite how impossible it was, she was still being tugged that way. It was unmistakable at this point.
She tried her best to anchor herself down, summoning a portion of the world-shattering energy she had within her and forcing herself back into the Oratrice until the time was right.
It did not work.
Focalors was panicking by this point.
This can't... this can't be real.
She had already separated far too much power to keep herself anchored down. She cannot afford to detach more of her power just to combat her other side.
Furina's will, as a human, was already disadvantaged; Focalors had created her with this forethought in mind. The reason why gods can stay sane for longer than humans is because of their biology and their willpower.
Add that on top of five hundred years of misery, and Furina shouldn't even be able to muster enough will to receive a Vision.
So how was it, then...???
Focalors stopped, trying to collect her thoughts and return to a calm and rational state of mind.
I have a choice to make.
Focalors's mind flipped through every possibility she could think of.
I can use more of the Indemnitium to create a barrier against Furina, and risk not having enough power to destroy the Throne.
Or...
...I can...
The Gnosis that belonged to the Archon twinkled cheerfully in Furina's hand.
Furina was thrown out of the memory, falling to the ground.
Her entire body was wracked with the tremors of being slammed by a god's lifetime worth of memories.
Most of them, she could not remember.
This one, clear as day.
So I was right.
She did intend to destroy the Throne. I'm on the right path to saving Fontaine.
The words of some of the memory became more and more obfuscated the more she tried to remember them. There was just enough of a Hydro trace for Furina to recognize that this was entirely intentional.
Something was still being hidden.
Furina could sense the massive stores of energy within herself dwindle to almost nothing after that ordeal. There was something the god deemed was important enough to hide, risking any self-defence from retaliating Fatui and whatever else would come with the loss of elemental power.
Furina buried her head in her hands and scanned through the memory again, hoping for something new.
She only saw less than she had before.
...
Abruptly, she stood up and made her way to the balcony. She tugged the door open and sat outside, breathing in the cool air.
Why...?
Why won't you tell me what's happening?
Were those stores of power for destroying the Throne, like I had intended to? If the timeline hasn't tapped into those, they must still be there, right?
No response.
It was expected, but a pang shot through Furina's heart nonetheless.
Furina sat back, trying to test out the territory. She threw her legs onto the ottoman and thought for a moment.
What if I ask you about the other memories? Will you answer then?
No response.
Then, the smallest noise of assent.
Furina smiled to herself, feeling her muscles ease up. What can I ask you...? Hmmmmm.
Ah! You mentioned earlier that you had blocked the Gnosis, no? What did that mean?
Furina felt a little hesitance from her resident god, but received a response (however reluctant it was).
The Gnosis... I could not risk you trying to use it.
Because of the Heavenly Principles? I've been using it sparingly enough, and the Principles seems to be asleep...
No. Even the smallest twitch may wake them, and that cannot happen before... before the Prophecy had been averted.
Ei didn't tell me about that... and everything that I have seen points in the other direction. The Principles has not shown the slightest signs of even being aware of what happens on Teyvat.
Feeling the presence inside her relax, Furina smiled and looked towards Dragonspine Mountain in the distance.
I am not as proficient in judging others as you, but I know the Heavenly Principles well. They will not be happy when a Throne falls, and the retribution they will bring is never pretty.
The gods in their lofty abodes in Celestia... even I see more sense than them, and perhaps I am the closest to Celestia among we who are present on Teyvat. You, the 'humanity,' were separated so cleanly that even the level of power I put into joining you in this body could not reconnect our souls fully.
Furina shivered as a breeze blew by.
And if so, you've blocked the use of the Gnosis...?
Yes.
Furina left her question drift in the crisp night air.
Ah... hahaha.
No. You've not had the help of your Gnosis since the time you had originally traveled Mondstadt. The most connection you've had with it is when you summoned it to show others.
Furina sat up, eyes blown wide. "Really? You mean it? Then... then...!"
Everything I've done was through my power alone.
Wait. That doesn't explain why I feel that rush of energy every time I called... er, thought I called on the Gnosis.
I've been intentionally muffling our power, admitted Focalors. The amount of Hydro power we have, simply through my accumulated experience, would be incomprehensible to most. Quite frankly, I'm not sure if you still know how to summon the energy of the Gnosis... a lot has happened these past two years.
All of the power she had used... that world-shattering attack that had killed the clone of Dottore...
Was all her?
No help from the gods of Celestia, too high above to even perceive them in that small field?
Furina felt a rush of relief collapse onto her. She was sure that her knees would have buckled had she been standing, but she felt her limbs turn to jelly as she released all of the stress from the past two years in one big sigh.
I did not know this would be such a happy fact to you. Is knowing that you have not used the Gnosis that... ah, reassuring?
Furina felt dry sobs wrack her body as she pulled her legs in and hugged herself.
I don't have to rely on the Gnosis.
I can pull myself together and keep training. I haven't doomed Fontaine, Lumine, and Paimon by using the Gnosis.
I had thought it a necessary trade at the time, to protect Teyvat as a whole, but... but...
Everything's fine. Everyone is safe.
For once in my life, I haven't traded one thing for another.
Thank you, Focalors.
Furina fell asleep swiftly after that. Her eyes were puffy when she woke up - presumably, she had cried in her sleep.
She stretched and shivered as a heavy weighted blanket slid off her and pooled on the ground at her feet.
At some point during the night, Furina (or Focalors) had lugged herself to the bedroom, haphazardly tossing her shoes to one side and sleeping in her suit.
The tail of her coat had been crinkled as she rolled around in her sleep, but she just smoothed it out and got up.
She made herself a cup of tea and sat on the porch, looking outside.
Lumine should be back today, right?
Do I tell her...?
No. There are too many holes in that story. I can't afford to tell her, just quite yet.
I'm sorry. I promise I won't have to lie much longer.
After Sumeru, Furina was planning on returning to Fontaine. It was the closest point, with the easiest access; the path through Chenyu Vale was depressingly well-guarded and also had the unfortunate quality of being Liyuen.
Who thought it was a good idea to make Liyuen borders so tight, Furina grumped, taking a sip of her tea. Uuuugh.
Furina settled back into her slow routine, as she had before that untimely jumping from the Fatui. She was feeling quite happy about the result of that battle; a rush of adrenaline went through her every time she thought about that small army that she had completely mowed down.
She walked through Mondstadt, enjoying the sights. She admired the cute little amulet she had gotten from the local gift shop, and decided to walk by the blacksmith to take a look at (potentially) a new blade for Lumine, as her current one was rapidly dulling.
...Furina didn't find anything that particularly suited Lumine. She thanked the blacksmith and walked off.
There was a small crowd gathered around someone... that Furina felt obscene amounts of Hydro coming off of.
Curious, she went to take a look. This seemed to be some fortune-telling business. Multiple people were staring longingly as the fortune-teller used a variety of astrological gadgets and her own Hydro to discern fates.
The price was quite steep, but Furina was also quite bored. She stood in line and waited her turn, looking at the flower shop nearby.
After a short wait, the man in front of her left sobbing into his handkerchief and the fortune-teller leaned back in her chair, smiling self-assuredly to herself.
"If you're done, mister, I shall be helping the next customer now!"
Furina watched uneasily as the man left sobbing about his son's grades.
"Next."
She walked up and sat across from the fortune-teller. Her witch hat seemed to remind Furina of something, but she brushed it to one side.
"I am Astrologist Mona Megistus. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
The All Things Astrological columnist on the Steambird?
"Furina de Fontaine. Likewise."
Mona squinted at Furina. "Furina...? Furina?! Lady Furina, what are you doing in Mondstadt?"
A murmuring began in the small crowd that had gathered around her.
Furina? Like the one who saved us two years ago?
Forget that! She surely doesn't mean Furina, the Archon?
I thought Acting Grandmaster Jean said they were the same person...
Furina slowly waved them away, not eager to face the public today. "I'm just here for a reading. My friend... is keen to get herself into danger, and I simply want to reassure myself of her safety."
Mona flushed a deep red for a moment, but then motioned Furina to sit down. Mona seemed to be deep in thought, and looked up with her cheeks no less pink.
"I've... ah, been asked to attempt readings on yourself and Monsieur Neuvillette," she admitted. "Those did not work, and I do not think it will work on your friend either."
"Just try," Furina said, slightly impatient. "Don't worry about it. I have someone it'll definitely work on."
The reading indeed did not work for Lumine, and Mona had a strange look on her face as she pulled her eyes away from her scryglass. Furina sent Mona after Paimon.
"Hmmm... Paimon..." Mona twisted the constellation on her scryglass right. "She, along with one companion, are near Mount Aocang."
One companion?
"Ugh, that place again," groaned Furina. "Yes? How is their situation?"
"Not too well, I'm afraid. They seem to have been ambushed by some Abyssal monsters a few days ago... yet they seem to be holding themselves quite well."
Mona studied the reading again. "In the future, they plan to enter some sort of cavern...?"
"Something wrong?" asked Furina. "Is everything alright?"
"That's weird," Mona squinted. "There seems to be plenty of destruction around them, but I don't see anything there."
"Huh?" Furina leaned over the table. "How can that be? The cavern won't destroy itself, will it?"
"No, these signs... there is clearly a battle. Someone else has arrived, but they seem to be fighting with air?"
Furina was starting to feel a sinking pit in her stomach.
"Can you, ah, tell me who the newcomer is?"
Mona inspected her scryglass. "There isn't a name I can put to this face... that's odd. Usually, I'll be told everything."
Furina felt the humidity shoot up in the sky. Rainclouds were starting to gather around Mondstadt.
This reading isn't right, is it?
Something is deliberately obfuscating it.
Someone is deliberately obfuscating it.
What are you hiding?
The scryglass Mona used was comprised entirely of Hydro. Her other astrological tools were simply used to assist it.
This scryglass was being manipulated. And Furina had a feeling that it was her.
The usage of Hydro here was too crude to have been Focalors, and Furina sure as hell knew it wasn't her.
Instinct, then. Some instinct to block astrology from reading too far into the gods.
"That's quite alright, then," Furina chirped. "I'll go and help my friends, then. It does seem like they're in a quite a bit of trouble, after all~."
Mona tapped the Hydro projection twice. "That's... that's really odd. I apologize, but something seems to be obscuring the scryglass."
"You mentioned that you couldn't see me because of some protection," Furina lied smoothly. "Hah... That must extend to anything related. Something here is seriously wrong. Thank you for this information, regardless."
Furina counted out two Five-Thousand Mora Fatui coins and handed them over to Mona. "Have a nice day. I look forward to reading your All Things Astrological column again this Tuesday, hehe!"
Mona blushed again, but took the coins gratefully.
Let's go over the information.
I was the one fighting. I know that much. Neither Lumine nor Dainsleif have the destructive power to bring down that cavern... or leave it crumbling, anyways. Lumine's Geo might knock it all over.
So who was I fighting?
Was Lumine fighting with me?
But if I was fighting, and it wasn't with Dainsleif, that must mean I found good reason for it in the future.
Furina chewed on her lip.
That must mean I found someone who either attacked us first, or I had good reason to attack.
Herald... Abyss Herald?
Probably someone from the Abyss, then.
I'll clear them out anyways. Let's ease the burden on the next Night Kingdom expedition.
Furina made haste for Mount Aocang, using the energy Focalors had deemed reasonable.
Her power stores felt much better than before. She had expended everything on the blow that killed Dottore, but she had since recovered that and more.
Her method of transportation was now much faster than before, and she could hold it for longer.
This is good. Less time wasted on travel.
Though this was a most inopportune time. Sumeru's rainforests have no shortage of lingering Hydro, and Sumeru's deserts... are not the friendliest to water in general.
She arrived at Mount Aocang not three hours later, landing in a heap after crashing into the rock wall. She scanned the nearby area for elemental energy, and unfortunately found it.
It was quite deep underground. A cavern indeed.
Astrology is quite useful. It's a shame I can't access it more often.
Furina could sense a fight going on, with Hydro crashing repeatedly into an ever-changing elemental mass that could only be Lumine. There was an odd power as well- Furina assumed that belonged to Dainsleif. She walked over to the spot that seemed to be directly above the fight, and started blasting away.
Not the most efficient way, but any entrances into the cavern had collapsed inward. The ground easily gave way as Furina blasted it, melting like butter and forming a small pool.
The fighting paused, and Furina took that opportunity to keep drilling down as fast as she could.
A few seconds later, the fighting resumed, but the Hydro stuttered.
That must be the Abyss Herald, then. Hydro... what a blasphemous use of a holy element.
She could hear muffled voices by now, with Paimon screaming random words to confuse the Herald and Dainsleif shouting warnings at Lumine. Furina swung at the rock one more time and it gave way, her small pool crashing right into the Abyss Herald and her heels digging into the eyesockets.
Lumine, Dainsleif, and Paimon all looked adequately flabbergasted at her sudden arrival. Furina weakly waved up at them and pulled herself into a standing position, summoning the Splendor of Tranquil Waters and readying her weapon.
The Abyss Herald's eyes flashed with unconcealed hatred as it dashed backwards and readied its weapons once more.
It had already surrounded itself with a Hydro barrier; a telltale sign of a Herald nearing its limit. Furina slashed her sword leftward and forced all the Hydro off of it, and it stumbled backwards, panicking.
"A- Archon?!"
Its head flicked back and forth between Lumine and Furina, seemingly debating whether or not to jump ship and get out of there.
Furina knew that she would not let it. Any Abyssal creature on the surface of Teyvat needed to be exterminated; that was a rule that all of the Seven had been taught to follow through the hard lesson of the Cataclysm. However irredeemable the Fatui were in Furina's eyes, she would choose them over the Abyss in a heartbeat.
At least with the Fatui, she had a guarantee that the people of Teyvat would live on and have a chance to fight back.
The Abyss was all-consuming and had no room for Teyvat in it.
The Herald readied its weapons and leapt forward, targeting Furina. She stepped back to defend, lifting her sword, but the Herald hit the ground and created a portal, bouncing back and dashing towards it.
A blast of energy from the Abyss hit Furina all at once and she staggered backward, but she lifted her sword nonetheless and slammed the tip downward; the Herald followed her motion and was slammed onto the ground.
Dainsleif joined in as well, using some of his own mysterious power to choke the Herald out. It lifted its arms to try and pry the power away from its neck, but it was all in vain. Furina would be writing the next letter to Mavuika with a smile.
Furina lowered her sword, looking around for a newcomer she may have to fight with. It was probably after the Herald was defeated; after all, why wouldn't it join in to help defeat an Archon if it had the chance to?
She went over to heal Lumine, raising her arms and setting her sword down.
"Are you hurt anywhere?" she asked.
Lumine winced as Furina touched her side. "I got hit earlier. It's fine... mostly minor."
"Don't talk like that!" Paimon flew over after she saw it was safe. "That- that was horrifying! Paimon saw the Abyss Herald hit you with those blades! Don't ever do that again!"
"What, fight for my life?" Lumine teased. "Don't worry. Nothing a night's rest won't fix."
Furina peeled Lumine's cape away and inspected the blood. "That's... not good. It's the shock, Lumine; you're definitely not alright."
By now, the flow of Abyssal energy had stopped out of the portal and Dainsleif was carrying out some... questioning... on the Herald.
Furina didn't know Abyss Heralds could sob like that.
She ignored it, though, and coated her hands in some Hydro. She held them on Lumine's injury, and watched as the glowing Hydro seeped in.
Furina would really have to thank Kokomi and Barbara somehow. Healing was now one of her best assets.
She scooted back to see her work, and the gash had almost closed. The skin was a little pink, but that was expected. It didn't look like it would scar.
Paimon flew over and hugged Furina tightly. "Aaah, Furina...! What would we do without you!"
Furina laughed and ruffled Paimon's hair. "Well~! You could repay me by buying me some Sumerian desserts!"
"What- you know Paimon has no Mora!"
"Hehe, just kidding. Don't worry about it; we're a three-person team, after all."
"Paimon wishes she could fight, too," Paimon sulked. "Paimon feels so useless, just sitting around and cheering you guys on... what if someday something bad happens?"
"We'll cross that road when we get there," said Furina. "Not all duties are on the battlefield! You're doing amazingly as a guide, you know!"
Paimon seemed to brighten up after that.
Lumine sat up slowly, touching the place she was injured. "That does feel a lot better. Thank you."
"No worries at all! Let's see what Dainsleif's doing."
Dainsleif was still using some... ethically unacceptable... questioning methods.
Furina pulled Lumine up (she felt a prickle on her back- was someone glaring at her?), picked up her sword, and headed over to the place where the Abyss Herald was writhing on the ground.
Her eyes went up to the upside-down statue... statue of Venti?
It held a glowing purple sphere of concentrated Abyssal energy. The point inside was pulling in the energy so much that Furina hadn't even noticed it.
She glanced at Lumine, who also looked up at the statue. "I'll tell you later. Let's finish the Herald off and get out of here."
Furina had just reached the Herald when a blur shot forward. She had just enough time to react and pull Lumine behind her, lifting her sword to defend them, but the blur seemed to only be targeting Dainsleif.
He had raised his own blade and blocked it just in time, sparks flying as the Herald was released and Dainsleif flew backwards. He twisted midair and landed on his feet, and Furina quickly tugged Lumine and Paimon out of harm's way.
This was the newcomer Mona had warned her about, then. Furina readied an attack position, but... but...
Lumine's mouth was agape, her eyes wide.
Her sword clattered to the floor, the steel uncomfortably loud in the silent dome.
Paimon, sensing something amiss, flew over to Furina.
"Could... could that be...?" Paimon asked, her voice uncharacteristically small.
"Aether...?"
His eyes flicked off of Lumine and onto Furina.
She had felt this gaze before. He was watching her heal Lumine...? Why hadn't he attacked then?
This was Lumine's brother. The one she had traveled to search for, the one she had endured hardship after hardship for even the smallest of ideas about his location.
And here he was, with the Abyss...?
Lumine's voice was watery when she spoke again.
"Aether, I... please. Let's get out of here, it's too dangerous...!"
His eyes softened at the sight of his sister, noticeably different from the hatred he had beamed towards Furina.
"Lumine..." he said, remorseful. "Why are you with Dain... and why are you with an Archon?"
He spat out the word like it was disgusting to him.
Her eyes flicked to Dainsleif, and then to Furina. "I- I'm sorry? What does that have to do with anything...? We've been separated for so long...!"
Paimon and Furina looked between the three.
"...Aether. We meet again."
Dainsleif's voice was cold.
Aether turned back to Lumine, his eyes almost pleading. "You should not team up with this man. He is my enemy."
Dainsleif's resolve cracked at that. His gaze dropped to the stone floor.
"What...?" Lumine shook her head, blinking tears out of her eyes. "Why does that matter? Please... stop saying things that don't make sense...!"
"Your brother is aligned with the Abyss, Lumine," Furina stepped forward. She grasped her sword a little more firmly. "I'm not sure why, but that is for certain."
Aether's gaze left Lumine as Furina blocked his view of her.
"This is none of your concern, Archon. Especially none of yours... why not head back to Fontaine and keep up that useless charade you always have?"
"That's very funny," Furina laughed mirthlessly. "Especially that part where you incited a revolution and tried to condemn me in court... tsk tsk."
"None of this matters!" Lumine pleaded. She only seemed to have eyes for her brother, and everything Furina did seemed to be invisible to her. "Please, Aether, just... let's go home."
His eyes grew unfocused.
"Home..."
"Of course. 'Home' is wherever we are together..."
"But I am sorry. I cannot leave this world yet, cannot travel the universe with you as we used to."
Lumine's blinking eyes grew suspiciously shiny. "But... this doesn't matter. Put Dain aside. Forget everything. Why can't we?"
"I'm sure Dain has told you of his origin. A Khaenri'an guard for the Royal Dynasty... how laughable. He failed to protect the people of Khaenri'ah. He failed to protect them from monsters like her."
Everyone's face was suddenly facing Furina.
"Furina...? What does she have to do with this?"
"Five hundred years ago, the Archons were summoned to rain hell upon Khaenri'ah." Aether said bitterly. "She is the same as all of the rest of them. As soon as the Heavenly Principles calls upon her again, she'll no longer fight on your side. She will no longer fight on the side of humanity."
"Is that why you didn't attack sooner?" Furina taunted. "Because I was healing Lumine? My... the Prince of the Abyss, a huge softie?"
That seemed to strike a chord within him, but he answered with a simple confirmation.
"But I don't see why... we cannot simply leave?" Lumine pleaded again. "The Heavenly Principles is asleep. There's nothing stopping us... so why do you reject the idea so?"
Aether seemed to be fighting something within himself.
Furina hated this. Why was it getting harder and harder to read him?
"I'm sorry, dear sister. I cannot."
Furina could almost hear Lumine's heart shattering right before them.
"Until the Abyss has engulfed the Thrones, my war with destiny will see no end."
"That's very hypocritical," Furina observed, throwing caution to the winds. "Have you any idea how much suffering you cause the people off Teyvat? How many innocents have suffered at the hand of the Abyss, protected only by their own skill and the Archons of their nations? Take Natlan, for example. Every day they live in fear of an Abyssal invasion, with only the Sacred Flame kept alive by their Archon guaranteeing safety. How can you preach being on the side of humanity while at the same time taking lives every day?"
His face clouded over with pain. "That is a necessary sacrifice. The Archons are the true hypocrites... you have not repelled the threat to Fontaine, and the Pyro Archon would turn her back as fast as any of you would. Only when Lumine has traveled through all the nations and found this truth, will she truly understand."
"I fear your warped view of life does not apply to everyone, and is certainly not truth," Furina's hand clenched around her sword. "What have you sacrificed for the people of Teyvat? What have the Archons sacrificed, what have the people sacrificed- what has your dear sister sacrificed in the name of defending Teyvat against the entity you push forward?"
"The truth is a horrible thing to comprehend," he said simply. "She need not rush. I will wait as long as I must."
"And if this time never comes?" Furina asked. "What will happen then?"
"...should the worst-case occur, I guarantee you will not be there to see it. Not when you've handed me the opportunity of forcing an Archon rebirth on a silver platter."
Aether charged forward, his blade aimed at Furina's throat.
She lifted her sword and was pushed backwards as he slashed. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see the Abyss Herald being pummeled by Dainsleif and Lumine frozen in shock.
Paimon was desperately trying to tug her out of the way, but Lumine's eyes just tracked Aether and Furina.
Furina took her blade and stabbed forward. Aether twisted midair and landed on the ground across from her.
Not wasting a beat, he moved forward again, almost too fast for Furina to see.
The god inside of her recognized the imminent danger she was in and all the power that had been suppressed came flowing in.
This was an enemy that did not care whether or not her death levelled a continent. This was an enemy who knew that, did not care, and aimed to kill anyways.
Furina slashed and jets of water flew out, leaving deep cracks on the rock wall. She created a puddle under her feet and slid away from Lumine, dodging another attack as she did so.
Aether's blade was relentless, searching for any opportunity to strike. Furina was lucky that she did not have much formal training; her movements were often unpredictable, and that seemed to throw him off quite a bit.
Moreover, his own bladework seemed to be based off of Lumine's. Every time she would strike in a way that Lumine would've had a hard time countering, Aether would block it effortlessly. Every time she sent Hydro towards Aether in a way that would've caused Lumine to stumble, his own footwork seemed to perfectly parry it.
Of course their stances line up.
Fighting with only each other to cover blind spots... of course.
She started aiming towards spots that Lumine would have no problem blocking, and that seemed to work a lot better.
Furina's sword was, however, unfortunately unsuited for slashing.
Aether jumped off of the wall, his sword glowing purple with Abyssal energy. His blade was angled in such a way that-
He wants me to block it.
If Furina blocked it, the energy would travel up her sword and blast her with all it had. She stabbed her sword into the rock floor and a pillar of water appeared in front of her, pushing Aether up into the ceiling. She heard a muffled sound of discomfort and forced the water up further, but Aether rolled away and landed on the ground.
He was coughing up water, which Furina counted as a win.
Lumine was still frozen in shock. Paimon was still fruitlessly trying to pull her away.
"LUMINE! PAIMON!" Furina shouted. "Get out of here!"
After infusing a command into her words, Lumine suddenly jolted. She seemed to come to her senses, snatching up her sword and briefly looking at her brother with longing.
For a moment, Furina worried that she would take the side of her brother and attack Furina as well.
But she didn't. Her lips twitched and tears flowed down her face as she ran to subdue the Abyss Herald, but she left them alone.
Aether and Furina both started fighting with more vigor after that.
Furina stabbed her sword into the ground, pumping a constant pulse of Hydro into the stone. The Salon Solitaire emerged from the glowing rocks, spitting homing projectiles at Aether.
He parried them all perfectly, slashing the bubbles cleanly into two, never faltering in his attack.
To be expected. This is Lumine's brother.. and the Prince of the Abyss.
I can't hurt him, though. Lumine... would never forgive me.
I owe this much to her.
Furina raised a water shield that was unfortunately ineffective. She barely managed to move to one side as the tip of the blade stuck in her left shoulder.
The Abyssal energy burst into her body, tremors wracking her limbs. Furina stumbled backwards, blood trickling down her wound. She forced Hydro out of the area and the blade was expelled, slamming into the upside-down statue of Venti and knocking it. over. The Abyssal energy orb it was holding dissipated into nothing once Furina forced a gap open in the stone and smothered all traces of that horrible power into nothing with her own Hydro.
The Abyss Herald let out a gurgling noise and attempted to reopen the portal. Aether's head twisted in that direction and turned back again.
The wound in Furina's left shoulder wasn't a direct blow to the heart, but he watched as the purple Abyssal energy started to spread to the rest of Furina's arm, enveloping the limb with a deep purple aura.
He seemed satisfied enough, sensing that the Abyss Herald wouldn't last much longer. After one word of goodbye to his sister and a short hug, he dashed into the portal.
Dainsleif followed him in, his speed too fast for Furina to take note of. The Abyss Herald made to move in, as did Lumine, but Furina picked up her sword and leapt forward, jabbing it perfectly through the head of the Abyss Herald.
It fell forward and gurgled out some mysterious purple liquid that resembled the Abyssal energy in liquid form. Lumine leapt through the portal, but fell through the other side, the portal turning red wherever she made contact.
Furina stopped making the "Abyssal energy" spread to her arm through the clever use of poisoned Hydro mist and forced the rest of the Abyssal power lingering in her body out of the wound in her shoulder. She called on the Singer of Many Waters to help heal the area, but the healing was much slower than usual.
That was the price she had to pay, Furina supposed.
Lumine made a half-hearted attempt to go to through the portal again, reaching her hand through. The area where her hand made contact with the portal glowed red, and her arm simply passed through without transporting her to wherever Dainsleif and her brother had gone.
The Abyss Herald was dead. Furina killed it, stomping out its catalyst and crushing it under her heel. The portal closed as she did, leaving Lumine with tears running down her cheeks and her hand outstretched, as though reaching into the portal a third time would be the time she was let through.
Notes:
The Fatui seem to have suffered some massive loss, which may have something to do with the astrological phenomena which occurred earlier this week. Our astrological columnist, Miss Mona Megistus, has headed to Mondstadt to investigate the manner and will bring our readers news as soon as she returns.
For now, our military coordinator has begun negotiations as the Fatui recuperate from their beatdown. Their Mondstadt head of Public Relations was seen in front of the Cathedral of Favonius Sunday night murmuring about how one Miss Lyudmila needs to "call on that weird omnipotence that lets her know what the [REDACTED] goes on everywhere." Please be assured that our reporters will be on the case.We, the Steambird, would like to introduce you to today's sponsor, the Liyuen History Archives. A little-known fact is that when our Archon Lady Furina first ascended, she faced massive backlash after the tragedy of Khaenri'ah and almost had a revolution on her hands. Many Fontainians called for the use of the guillotine on her, believing that the original Archon, Egeria, would come back when they did. It is said that Lady Furina always kept the idea of revolution close just in case something like that should happen again.
Iudex Neuvillette released a statement earlier today regarding Lady Furina's prolonged absence from Fontaine. It seems that she will have returned soon after her "pilgrimage" and will be better equipped than ever to protect Fontaine and keep everything in order.
Originally, I had intended this chapter to be the beginning of Sumeru (which is also quite long in my half-assed plans), but I ended up throwing a fight in there and I couldn't find a good segue into that without ending a chapter. Hoping I don't stray too far and wind up having to cobble a transition together again... ugggh
The next one is decently long already though, and I have a lot more motivation for this. It probably won't be late...
Chapter 30: funny magic plant region
Summary:
thank you all so much for your amazing comments :) you guys are what keep me going! this is the longest I've ever stuck to a fic, lmao
rukkhadevata deserved so much better man :sob: I'm sorry I forgot about you after furina popped up but god damn walking into the orchard of pairidaeza and seeing her name inscribed on the chair is so sad for no reason
watch me fuck up canon even more as I try to keep her in this plane of existence
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
For the next few days, Furina and Paimon treated Lumine like glass that could shatter at any given moment.
They tried to soothe Lumine through it, but Lumine had her own ideas. She kept profusely apologizing to Furina whenever she got the chance, saying that she “was sorry her brother treated her like that.”
Furina was carefully optimistic that Lumine was recovering from the ordeal at first, but it turned out that she hadn’t.
Mere hours before they woke up and Lumine helped Furina cook, Furina could hear her sniffling in her sleep. On the path to the Knights of Favonius headquarters to request their visa, Lumine would walk up ahead or lag behind, and Furina could see her lip wobbling when she came back into sight once again.
A few days after they had arrived and had settled quite a bit, it was becoming certain that giving Lumine space would not work.
Furina took care to stop stocking up on the ingredients needed to make a proper meal, buying copious amounts of berries and accidentally leaving meat and vegetables outside of the icebox. Tuesday night, Furina made six different dipping sauces and only one pot roast.
“Paimon’s still so hungry,” Paimon groaned, sprawling out onto the sofa. “Fuurrrina, you do know you’re cooking for three people now, right?”
“Don’t worry, Paimon,” Lumine chirped. “We have been gone for quite a while. It’s only natural that Furina would have fallen into habit, especially after that whole situation.”
Furina and Paimon shared an uneasy glance.
“No, Paimon’s right,” said Furina. “Hmm… how about this? I’ll give you some Mora and you can head down to Good Hunter while Lumine and I get the dishes done.”
“Sticky Honey Roast?” Paimon’s entire face lit up. “Awww! Furina, you’re the best!”
Paimon snatched the wallet out of Furina’s hands and pried the living room window open. “Do you guys want anything?”
“Lantern Rite tanghulu should be in stock right about now,” said Furina. “Could you get some of those? I feel like we all need something sweet right now, hehe.”
Paimon gave Furina a salute and flew out the window, sparks trailing behind her as she left for the town square.
…
Furina could feel Lumine drop her smile as she turned around over the sink and started lathering the dish soap.
She folded her jacket and went to join her friend at the sink. When Lumine looked back up to acknowledge Furina, that uncanny smile was on her face again.
Unwittingly, Furina wondered if that was what she looked like for five hundred years. She waved her hand and the dishes started cleaning themselves, soapy water scrubbing at the plate.
“Let’s… ah… take a seat,” Furina suggested weakly. “I want to talk to you about something.”
Lumine’s eyes glassed over for a moment, but she nodded cheerily and went to sit down on the sofa next to Furina.
“Mhm?”
Furina shifted. “Is there… anything you want to say? About your… travel with Dainsleif.”
She followed Lumine’s gaze out of the window, where Paimon was looking up at the Good Hunter menu in the distance.
“I…” Lumine blinked. “No. Of course not! Everything’s fine, isn’t it?”
“Lumine,” Furina said sadly. “You should know by now that acting doesn’t work on me.”
Especially not this kind.
Lumine’s smile grew strained. “Of course."
They sat in silence for a few moments. Furina kept glancing at Lumine to make sure she hadn't aggravated her too much.
"It's... it's weird, you know?" Lumine smiled bitterly. "Someone who's been with you for so long suddenly giving up everything to pursue something that shouldn't even matter. Spewing curses at the people who have helped you. It's almost like he's become another person entirely."
Furina nodded slowly.
"But I am no better," said Lumine, wistfully staring out into the distance. "For a moment there, I really would have given everything up on Teyvat and left if he had agreed. I would've left you and Paimon behind without thinking too deep into it. Furina, am I... am I a bad person?"
"No, of course not!" Furina hurried to reassure her. "That's natural for anyone. If I thought there was a chance that I could finish my journey and find the cure for Fontaine, I would've had a hard time choosing, too."
"Even so, that's the entirety of your nation, with hundreds of thousands of people under your care." Lumine shifted uncomfortably. "I... we've both seen the damage the Abyss Order can cause. You've told me stories of the Night Warden Wars in Natlan, and we've seen the destruction firsthand almost everywhere we go. How could my brother sacrifice all of them for the entity that wants them dead?"
"I'm sure he has his reasons," Furina said. "Thinking about it won't change anything, though. If nothing else, we've gotten much more information... and confirmation that your brother's alive! That's pretty good."
Lumine offered a watery smile. "Y- you're right. Thinking about it over and over will just drive us insane."
Furina pulled her friend into a hug.
"Don't worry. There will always be hope."
Paimon came back not long after. She carried two heavy takeout bags that seemed heavier than her (Furina despaired for her wallet) but set the boxes out on the table and beamed up at them.
Lumine gratefully ate the Sticky Honey Roast and retired early after giving both of her friends a hug.
"Is... she feeling better?" Paimon asked as the door quietly shut. "She seems more normal now... not! that Paimon's unhappy about that, but it is a little uncanny."
Furina certainly felt inclined to agree. Lumine seemed to bounce back remarkably fast from both emotional and physical wounds.
"I'm sure she just ran something through her mind," said Furina. "I wouldn't think too deeply into it. If she needs our help, we just have to be there for her."
Paimon nodded along. "Of course! That's what friends are for! If you ever need help, you bet Paimon and Lumine will be there for you!"
Furina smiled gratefully at Paimon, but as she turned around for a glass of water her smile slid off her face.
If only I had someone the first time around.
Their visa request was approved not two days later.
"Mondstadt sure has a streamlined visa approval system," Furina whistled. "So fast... and to Sumeru, too."
"Miss Lisa put in a good word or two," the receptionist smiled fondly. "The foreign affairs office always has a fast response prepared when Miss Lisa promises to head back the next summer for research. She does it anyways, but she likes to keep the threat in her back pocket just in case she needs to call in a favor."
Lumine nodded appreciatively. "Please thank her on our behalf, then."
"Of course."
Furina paid the fee, handed over their passports, and waved as she pushed open the door. "Have a nice day!"
The receptionist waved as well.
"I've booked a ride for this weekend," Furina turned to Lumine and Paimon. "We take a ferry straight there. We'll pass pretty close by to Fontaine, as well... hm."
"Are we stopping in Fontaine? We can probably wait until after you finish dealing with the Prophecy to head to Sumeru," Paimon said.
"Ahhh... it's fine. I have to consult with the Lesser Lord, too. She's the god of wisdom, after all."
"That makes sense!" Paimon nodded. "Alrighty, then. Let's start packing!"
And so they did.
The weekend came by remarkably fast. They went out on daily walks in the Mondstadt wilderness, heading back to Starfell Lake and laughing as three more Hydro slimes came out to attack. They, of course, got cleaved in half almost immediately and Paimon snatched up the slime residue.
The three of them boarded the ferry near the entrance to Mondstadt city, with around twenty other people following closely behind them. The captain made a short safety announcement telling parents to "keep your children away from the guard rails" and "not to leave valuables unattended," and they were off.
The wind blew cheerily into their faces as they pulled out of Cider Lake and headed westward. Furina took the opportunity to take out the fruit she had packed and handed Lumine and Paimon a sunsettia each.
The three of them sat down near the front of the boat, a glass shield protecting them from the worst of the wind, and watched the wilderness (and occasional village) pass by.
"Paimon had no idea Mondstadt was so pretty!"
"It looks quite similar to Wolvendom, if you ask me. I feel like it's the ambience that amplifies the experience right now."
"Ahh... Paimon supposes so. It's nice to just sit back and enjoy the sights nonetheless."
"Of course! I'll take you guys swimming once we're back in Fontaine. Breathing underwater for the first time is a true experience."
Paimon tilted her head at Furina. "Paimon thought that was only for Vision holders, though. Neither Lumine nor Paimon has any."
"Lumine's an exception, she'll make it through," Furina grinned at her friend. "And even if it doesn't work, I'm still a god. I think it'd be well within my capabilities to fix that."
"Ah!" Paimon shook her head violently. "Paimon keeps forgetting... it's still weird to think that we have an Archon traveling with us. Paimon always thought you guys sat on thrones and lifted your chin on the common people."
"All four Archons you've met so far haven't done anything like that," Furina protested. "The Lesser Lord is known to be super gentle, too. I've met her multiple times before the Cataclysm, and... actually, I haven't heard anything of her recently. I hope she's well."
"Lesser Lord Kusanali was alive before the Cataclysm?" Lumine asked. "Did she ascend, like you did?"
"Huh?" Furina asked. "Oh... I guess so. I thought... nevermind."
They arrived in Sumeru after a few hours. Paimon was busy sleeping, half draped over Lumine's shoulder and half propped up by Furina. Her arm was slowly feeling prickly.
Lumine gently nudged Paimon awake and she groggily got up, yawning widely.
"Are we there?" Paimon asked blearily. "Urghh... what a bumpy ride."
Furina laughed. "We did hit turbulent waters. It's quite surprising that you slept through it all."
"Paimon is a little bit of a heavy sleeper, oops!"
Furina helped Lumine and Paimon off of the ferry and headed straight into Sumeru. Her eyes caught on the merchants selling their wares, adorned with flower crowns and selling cute little candies. Paimon positively squealed with delight and led the three of them toward the booth.
"Happy Sabzeruz!" the man dressed as the Knight of Flowers greeted. "Ahh... where's your Akasha terminal?"
"They offer those to newcomers, now?" Furina asked. "Wow... things sure have changed since, er, the last time I came."
"Really?" he squinted at her. "You look really young, then. It's been this way since before my parents were born, even."
There was a brief moment of awkwardness where Furina wondered if she was to be recognized.
Thankfully, Paimon intervened, eyes bulging at the sight of the candy.
"Wow... there are so many here!"
The man stopped his thoughtful ogling and turned to Paimon, laughing jovially. "Haha, you think so? I'm truly honored. It is a bit early, so the children aren't here yet, but please feel free to take a Yalda candy! Choose from any of the five boxes."
"Ahh, Paimon knows this one! Lumine, Furina, these five boxes all have different flavors. You guys are perceptive, right? Pick the tasty sunsettia flavor!"
"Of course, your majesty," Lumine teased. "Alright. Hmmm... box number three looks fine. What do you think?"
Furina studied the man. His eyes quickly flicked down to the third box, the fourth one, and back up again.
Accident, or double checking?
Best to be safe.
"The second box, maybe?" Furina said finally. "It's so strange, they're all identical..."
She watched his eyes flick down to the second box, do a sweep of the others, and stop on the fourth again. "Second box, or the third? There's an equal chance for all of them having the sunsettia... and equal chance for all of them for the less-than-appetizing onikabuto."
"Nevermind, actually. I changed my mind," Furina beamed at Paimon. "Number four has the sunsettia flavor."
"Really! Is that your final choice?"
Lumine looked wistfully at the third box, but nodded along. "Yep. I trust my friend."
"Well, you were right to do so! The fourth box does indeed have the sunsettia! Congratulations!"
"Ahhh! Furina, you're the best!"
It turns out they had exited the ferry a little bit too early. They had escaped the paparazzi (which important person was on that ferry, Furina wondered) but had also not received their Akasha terminals as a result. A crew member came over to them as they were heading to an official office, panicked, and was wheezing the entire time he handed them the three Akasha terminals. Lumine helpfully handed him a chocolate from the box Paimon had forced Furina to buy.
"Attach these on your ears like you're putting on earmuffs," Furina instructed. "Be careful, we should probably sit down. The experience is always a little disorienting..."
Furina helped Lumine push the ear cuff up and tapped it twice so the metal outside melted away to the glowing Dendro earpiece.
"These look so cool," Lumine admired herself in a nearby mirror. "Do these play music, by chance?"
"Akasha terminals inject information straight into your brain, so I don't think so," Furina laughed. "I'm sure the Lesser Lord would like that, though. She always seemed the type."
"From what you've said, she seems so cool!" Paimon flew up ahead. "Paimon can't wait to meet her! Do you know where she'll be?"
"That's something we can ask the Akasha," Furina beamed. "Go on, try it! It's an amazing first experience."
Paimon and Lumine both closed their eyes. The Akasha terminal floating just above their ear glowed a brighter green, and when their eyes opened, Furina could detect the slightest trace of that in their pupils.
"So?"
"The Lesser Lord is in the Sanctuary of Surasthana, her residence," Lumine answered. "Should we... er... go there?"
"You got that?" Paimon asked. "Paimon got an error saying that she didn't have access to that information."
"That's probably because of your different experiences. The Akasha has its own little 'mind,' and decides whether or not you need to know something." Furina thought for a moment. "But that is quite weird. Lumine shouldn't have any more than you do."
"The Akasha just hates Paimon specifically," Lumine laughed. "Don't worry about it. Worst comes to worst, we ask the Archon who probably has a much higher security clearance than we do. Do we go to the Sanctuary now?"
"Oh," Furina shook her head. "The Sanctuary is pretty well guarded, and we don't know how busy she may be. She'll definitely make an appearance sometime during Sabzeruz, though, so let's head to the Sumeru City branch of Shapur Hotel and find somewhere to stay."
The Sabzeruz festivities were considerably muted the farther they got from the Grand Bazaar, which was concerning, but Furina brushed it off as the Lesser Lord simply preferring to work. Even before the Cataclysm, she remembered Rukk... Lesser Lord Kusanali to be more secluded and preferring the company of a small, elite entourage to quell the constant stream of calamity.
Rukk... Rukkha...
Furina thought deep and hard on the walk to the Shapur Hotel, and absently checked in.
I know this name, right?
So why does it feel... foreign?
The Lesser Lord wasn't the first one there. That was the Greater Lord, Rukkhadevata.
Wait. I've run this through my mind multiple times. How do I just forget an Archon? Was my madness so incurable it started causing early-onset dementia?
That was exceedingly suspicious. Furina proceeded to rip open the soul of her resident god and searched through it for these memories.
No... there was no trickery here.
I somehow managed to just forget an Archon.
But the Lesser Lord was Archon this entire time. She reverted to a child after using all her power to quell the Cataclysm and the Withering, alongside Lady Egeria.
No. The Greater Lord was Archon before her. She died in the Cataclysm, leaving only two of the original Seven.
Yes. Right. Zhongli... Zhongli confirmed that. There are only two of the original Seven alive today. I remember. I had this chain of thought before meeting the... the Balladeer, too.
What is wrong with my memories...?
What... what...?
Furina stuck the key into the keyhole and pushed the heavy door open, revealing a gorgeous room with a view of the Akademiya, complete with a balcony (with tables and chairs!!!) and two plush beds.
Paimon fell over onto the sofa, scrunching up the throw that had been carefully tossed over it. The rug crumpled as Lumine walked over, sitting down next to Paimon, and looking up at Furina.
"These hotels are all so nice. Who knew everyone was rich enough to be here?"
"Shapur is the highest-end hotel in Sumeru City and Port Ormos," Furina smiled at her. "These definitely do not come cheap... and are also not the only hotels in Sumeru."
"Ahh, of course," Lumine laughed. "Well, I guess we should thank you for being rich."
"Tax rates in Fontaine aren't even that bad," Furina sat down on the loveseat facing the sofa. "Neuvillette is always annoyingly insistent upon keeping taxes as low as possible, and intervening in Fontaine's daily affairs very little. Because of that, there's always a surplus of court cases waiting to be seen. We've even started using the courtrooms to the side of the main one in the Opera Epiclese, and we see so many cases of petty theft or minor fraud."
"Sounds like a problem you should fix, as Archon," Paimon lifted her head up from the pillow. "Paimon thinks you have enough power to fix it!"
"There's not a lot wrong with the way Fontaine is governed, and... er, I'm more of a figurehead, anyways."
"Paimon keeps forgetting... sorry."
"Haha, no worries about it. We're all tired from the ride; let's get some sleep and visit the festivities tomorrow."
They retired and pulled the covers up. Lumine started brewing Sumerian tea on the stovetop, and the smell of lemon filled the air as she dropped two of those into the pot.
They all enjoyed their tea over some idle chatter, and then tossed over in bed, blowing out the lights.
Furina didn't sleep that night.
She waited until she could hear Paimon start to snore, then stood up, looked at Lumine and Paimon on the other side of the bed, and tiptoed out of the hotel.
After a moment, she snuck back in, scribbling a note for Lumine in case she woke up for some water.
Greetings!
I, Furina de Fontaine, have been awoken by Paimon's unfortunately loud snoring. I have decided to go for a walk in the city and shall be back shortly!
I am grateful that you were so worried about moi, but fret not! My exalted self has not been kidnapped, nor held for ransom, so you need not sink into debt to pay for my freedom!
Furina ♡
Furina was pretty pleased with that note, so she folded it up and left it on the nightstand.
As she walked out, she noted a clock saying that it was almost midnight. That gave her adequate time to mull her thoughts over.
Furina squinted at the crisp outside air as she walked past a window in the hallway. The scenery of the city stretched out beneath her, but she noted that the middle-class district was covered strategically by a tower.
She walked slowly down the hall, her heels clicking on the wooden floor. She had taken a depressingly long time to walk after admiring all the art pieces, so it was now midnight on the dot.
...
Beep
Furina looked up. A disorienting feeling filled her head as she whipped around, searching for the source. Somewhere, she heard a crack.
"...what?"
Furina's mind filled with all the different possibilities of what the beep signaled. Was she being tracked by some nuclear warheads, developed by Snezhnaya and deployed by the Abyss?
Beep
Oh. It was just the fire alarm. Malfunctioning... she'll bring that up with front desk.
After talking to the receptionist (who looked depressingly tired), Furina pushed open the glass door and inhaled deeply.
The night air was crisp, but also warm enough to not be painful. Unlike the unfortunately charged Inazuman air, this smelled faintly of various herbs and left a pleasant mood in Furina's mind.
She walked down the path, which was completely devoid of pedestrians, toward the Akademiya. The Grand Bazaar had some commotion inside, as was expected, but it was faint and reserved only to that area.
Sumeru City was gently lit by flickering torches as Furina walked past (though some had been blown out by the wind). It was nice and peaceful.
Ah, the Adventurer's Guild?
Katheryne turned around to greet Furina, and was in the middle of a bow when she suddenly shuttered.
"Ad astra..."
...
"Katheryne? You alright?"
Her face raised, and she looked around.
Her Akasha terminal was glowing shockingly bright.
"Furina? Hehe, it's been a while."
Apparently, the Lesser Lord could take over the minds and bodies of people wearing the Akasha.
How reassuring. Furina stamped down the panic and urge to throw the Akasha terminal as far and fast as she could to protect her secret.
"I prefer to use Katheryne during my outings, since she's only mechanical and won't be affected as much as a human," the Lesser Lord said fondly. "But enough about me. Welcome to Sumeru, Furina! It's sure been a while."
"Yeah," Furina scratched her head. "Hmm. Why wouldn't you just walk out of the Sanctuary, then? I'm not far from there right now."
The mech stopped and gave Furina a weird look. "Huh? I thought the sages would've told the rest of the world... I've been locked in the Sanctuary. I do not choose to stay in there."
Furina stopped, feeling a remarkable sense of deja vu.
This is Kazuha telling me about the Vision Hunt Decree all over again.
"I'm... sorry?" Furina turned around. "...locked? The Lesser Lord Kusanali, locked by her sages? The ones sworn to serve her?"
"Ahh, please call me Nahida," Nahida looked away shyly. "It's so weird to hear myself referred to so formally. But yes, you're right. There's nothing I can do about it."
"Nothing?" Furina shook her head. "You're an Archon. Of course you can!"
"I'm not really good at fighting, you see," Nahida smiled sadly. "It'd be akin to... ah, sending out a Dendro Crystalfly against many Rishboland tigers. They haven't done anything too egregious, so I never really saw the need to upend the peace."
"You don't think uprooting their Archon and keeping that a secret from the rest of Teyvat was a bad idea?" Furina asked, incredulous. "Is your self-esteem that low?"
"I never had the chance to learn about anything, governing or battle," Nahida said wistfully. "The Sages have worked well, anyways."
"You're the Archon," Furina repeated, eyes growing wider by the minute. "You're the sun of Sumeru, the one that powers their beloved Akasha. How do you not intervene in its daily affairs? I distanced myself from Fontaine's government, but I still had to step in here and there. How could you let them just lock you up?"
"I merely bask in and reflect the light of the true Sun," said Nahida. "I guess you could call me the Moon? I'll never shine quite as bright, nor shall I bring the warmth She brought."
"She... Greater Lord Rukkhadevata?"
"Of course," Nahida looked at Furina weirdly. "Your brain... responded weirdly to that name. Has the Akasha meddled with you at all? That, at least, is well within my power to fix."
Furina's suspicions slowly started to settle into something more tangible. "Ah, I don't think so. I have a theory, but I'll... talk about it later."
They started walking again, proceeding down the path.
"Are you sure?" Nahida started fretting over her. "Do you feel like an Electro cicin that just found some fresh lampgrass? Do you feel like you've taken in some Dendrobium morphine?"
"No, no," Furina smiled. "Really, it's okay. You should be worrying more about yourself. I can get you out of the Sanctuary if you want. I've gotten pretty good at fighting, and it should be well within my capabilities to jailbreak you."
"That would cause great turmoil," Nahida shook her head. "The Matra would also not take kindly to the attempt. For the betterment of Sumeru, please allow me to suffer."
"But you're suffering!" Furina pounced on that word. "For what, five hundred years? The Sages, now that I think back, were not the happiest when we came together five hundred years ago to negotiate. Did they stuff you into the Sanctuary as soon as Ei and Zh... Morax were gone?"
Nahida looked away. "B... but Sumeru has been fine."
"You're the backbone of Sumeru," Furina said. "If it were not you re... sorry. You caring for the rainforest Greater Lord Rukkhadevata created is keeping all of Sumeru alive. You're more important than any Sage can be, and ever will be!"
The young Archon looked up at the stars.
It's weird seeing Katheryne outside of the Adventurer's Guild.
"I... I suppose," she said miserably. "But the Sages control so many people. I can't risk their lives for my meaningless freedom."
"Think of how many people the Sages have hurt," Furina warned. "If they're willing to hurt you, the one keeping them all alive, think about what they won't do to the people who need your protection. The Eleazar experiments... I know those have not gone well, and that their patients have mysteriously disappeared. Our nations do share a border."
Nahida looked down shamefully. They rounded the corner of a street.
...
"When I was born, five hundred years ago, the Sages were the first to find me."
Furina stopped. "Huh?"
"Most likely, they wanted to see Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, triumphant and victorious after quelling the darkness. They found me instead, a wretched symbol of her passing."
"Don't refer to yourself like that," Furina pleaded. "You're much more than what your predecessor did... or didn't do."
Nahida smiled sadly down at her. "All of Sumeru City revolves around Greater Lord Rukkhadevata. The Akasha, the foundation of Sumeru and all it stands for, was her creation and legacy. Even after her death, it is still empowering this nation."
"The Akasha isn't perfect, as nothing in this world is," Furina said. "Without the experience you need, and without allowing yourself the failures you need to succeed, how do you hope to protect Sumeru in the future?"
"I'm barely a God of Wisdom," Nahida answered. "I'm not omnipotent or omniscient like Greater Lord Rukkhadevata always seemed to be. The most I do as God of Wisdom is comfort lost souls here and there, through the magic of the Akasha."
She paused for a moment.
"But... thank you for your kind words. The Sages and the Akademiya can have whatever control over Sumeru they need, so long as they don't hurt the people. My main goal is to save Irminsul from corruption."
"That doesn't matter," Furina insisted. "You can monitor Irminsul just as well from outside of your jail cell. I know of two other Archons who shut and hid themselves away from the world, and that caused disaster! Their participation was voluntary, as well- what do you think will happen if you don't do what you must?"
Nahida looked away. "Both you and Ei have done well enough in the world. I don't want to know what sort of blunder I would make."
Furina felt her heart shatter as she heard her own words parrotted back at her from an innocent child god.
I must keep going. Even if I suffer forever, Fontaine will be safe, and that makes it all worth it.
Except here, she's suffering house arrest because that damn Akademiya refuses to let her walk free. They control the Akasha, they control Sumeru's government affairs... how long will it be before they get too greedy and start wars in Nahida's name?
...ugh.
"You know what?"
Furina stopped walking, stopping by the alchemy table. "You don't get a choice. I'm just not giving you one!"
Nahida stopped as well, alarmed. "What? I won't let you burn down the Akademiya, if that's what you mean."
"Not like that," Furina scoffed. "Sumeru's precious Akademiya building isn't the one that's done wrong. I meant I'm getting you out of that 'Sanctuary,' whether you like it or not."
"What? Nonono. You can't do that!" Nahida shook her head violently. "That'll incite a civil war! I don't have many followers as-is, and I refuse to let you send them into a one-sided battle against the Corps of Thirty and the Matra...!"
"That's funny you seem to forget," Furina beamed at her. "Because I'm one of your followers now, and there's not one person in the Akademiya who has the slightest chance of going against me."
The full force of Fontaine backs you as well, Nahida.
Don't let these tyrant usurpers cross the line.
Nahida's eyes on Katheryne's body started to glow vibrant Dendro green (presumably, Furina thought, she was to attempt to erase the memories of this conversation), but Furina ripped the Akasha terminal off of her ear and crushed it under her heel, where it melted into a harmless puddle.
"Don't worry too much about it. We can talk again face-to-face, in your real body, alright? I'll be sure to bring tea and cakes for the occasion~."
Notes:
Lyudmila and Mikhail flipped through the latest Tuesday issue of the Steambird.
The news seemed to be covering the Hydro Archon more and more… though that was to be expected. An Archon returning after a five year pilgrimage was nothing to laugh about; the last time an Archon had seriously left their region for that long was during the peace talks after Khaenri’ah’s fall.
Lyudmila was still bitter about that crushing defeat. She had received an official pardon from the Tsaritsa herself, however, with the messenger noting that she had tried her best to aid in the Gnosis mission, and that her dedication was admirable even if she had failed.
But that many of her comrades dead left a sour taste in her mouth. They had lives as well, so why was she the only one commemorated? Why was she acknowledged by the Tsaritsa, when she was the one who sent a Harbinger and most of the Fatui pressure in Mondstadt to their watery grave?
But most of all, Lyudmila hated how that Hydro Archon walked free. She had taken so many lives, both in Inazuma and here… how many would she mow down before she returned back to Fontaine? What of Lady Arlecchino, and the House of the Hearth, both situated in Fontaine? What would happen to them?
Power doesn’t give anyone the right to take lives! The Harbingers killed in the name of the Tsaritsa, in the name of a better future… what reason did she have??
Especially unearned power. The Hydro Archon had lived a cushy life with her every whim attended to. What did she know about the struggles of the real world?
She was jolted out of her thoughts when Mikhail let out a sigh.
“Look, here,” Mikhail pointed at the contents list. “That’s a shocker.”LADY FURINA SET TO RETURN TO FONTAINE? ASTROLOGIST MONA MEGISTUS TALKS ABOUT LADY FURINA IN MONDSTADT
ALL THINGS ASTROLOGICAL: ON INTERPRETING STAR MAPS
THIS YEAR’S NIGHT WARDEN WARS: MUALANI OF THE PEOPLE OF THE SPRINGS WINS RIGHT TO FIGHT FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW
INAZUMA AND LIYUE OPEN TRADE TALKS! ECONOMIC EXPERT CAIWU GE GIVES ANALYSIS ON THE RAIDEN SHOGUN’S DECISIONS
“We already know this,” Lyudmila said, annoyed. “Why does it matter? Nothing the Steambird reports on is faster than our own intelligence.”
“In everywhere but Mondstadt,” Mikhail corrected. “Because… uh… you know.”
They both had a moment of silence.
“A- anyways!” coughed Mikhail. “I meant this part.”
Lyudmila followed his gesturing to the little bit of text at the very bottom, seemingly squished in right before the paper hit the printing press.LADY FURINA SPOTTED OBTAINING VISA TO SUMERU: EXPECTED ARRIVAL IN TWO WEEKS!
I got too lazy to name the economic expert, so I just named him “finance bro” in chinese.
Chapter 31: roblox jailbreak (NEW UPDATE)
Summary:
i saw a lot of you guys deliberating about the beep, but I promise the samsara never happens (as there is no need for it now!); its just a hahah funny, like "OH NO SAMSARA" but its just the fire alarm I promise :sob:
short chapter today; so sorry about it! disappearing for a month straight and coming back with 4000 words isn't the best, but I'm really not sure how to write this civilly. violence comes next time!
IM SO SORRY IF YOU GOT AN UPDATE NOTIFICATION!!! IM SORRY, ITS NOT OUT YET
I accidentally hit post while saving my draft :') I'm really sorry about that...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Nahida tried to stop Furina, as she had expected. Her movement, however clunky, was full of firm resolution.
Furina had gently reassured her that everything would be alright, and she would make sure that the least amount of casualties happened. Nahida did not seem the slightest bit reassured and was horrified at the thought that anyone would die.
She had said... what did she say?
"You would not dump poison into a fishtank to get the fish to stop eating at the algae!"
"This is more of a... selective poison, let's say. I promise, on my Divine Throne, that I will keep casualties to a minimum."
"B- but... you can't send anyone to their deaths! I appreciate you trying to help, Furina, I really do, but I cannot let you sacrifice innocent lives for me!"
"Who says I'm killing innocent people?" Furina stopped walking, her hand just resting on the handle of the door. "No, of course not. I'm a god of Justice. Just as surely as you wouldn't corrupt knowledge and poison dreams, I won't harm any who are innocent and just."
Nahida had faltered.
At the end, after a little more deliberation, Nahida had returned Katheryne's body.
"Hmm? Ad astra abyssosque, Lady Furina. What brings you to Sumeru... my, where am I?"
"Katheryne, are you alright?" Furina feigned worriedness. "I haven't ever seen you outside of the Guild before. Are you well? Do you want some tea?"
"Ahh... perhaps that is it. I should reconfirm for scheduled mainten... thank you, Lady Furina. Good day."
Furina decided not to mention it was night, waved goodbye, and entered her hotel.
The fire alarm was still beeping, but there was a housekeeper perched precariously upon a wobbling ladder, trying to squish the alchemia battery into the detector. Furina helped him steady himself, and then continued on her way.
Not a lot of answers, but at least I have something to work towards now.
She gently pushed open the door, which creaked extremely loudly, and quietly locked it. Clambering back into bed, she was pleased to see Lumine rolled over with the note unfolded. Furina tossed the note unceremoniously into the recycling bin, and flopped onto her bed after a quick swig of water.
The next morning, Paimon and Lumine inquired about her outing.
Furina recounted the events of last night, and how she had met the Lesser Lord; who, she said, preferred to go by the name 'Nahida.'
"Are we busting her out?" Paimon's eyes were glittering at the prospect. "Those Sages looked at us weird ever since we've arrived in Sumeru! Serves them right! Let's kick their faces in!"
Lumine expressed the thought that Paimon was perhaps overeager, but all three of them laughed it off and left the hotel for breakfast. They headed to the local breakfast cafe, where Furina enjoyed a cup of coffee (for Sumerian coffee was the finest anywhere in the land) and they discussed the matter further.
After some debate and ideas, the three of them had come to the conclusion that, indeed, they were to get Nahida out of the Sanctuary through any means necessary. They agreed that a peaceful settlement would be best, and that the Grand Sage may be convinced through negotiations, but they discussed plans of battle just in case.
They returned to their hotel room to wash up and rest for a moment before heading out. Furina was pleasantly surprised when a letter from Neuvillette arrived, and sat down on the sofa to read it.
Paimon sprawled out beside her as Lumine decided to take a shower, and the two of them read the letter together.
...
"Hmm, Monsieur Neuvillette has lots of good things to say today!"
"He's probably happy I won't be away much longer," Furina laughed. "Even though I didn't contribute much, I always handled the press, and that alone was enough to drive me half mad."
Or full mad. Whatever.
"Being an Archon sure does come with responsibility no matter what," Paimon symphathized. "Paimon can't imagine that! Having to keep up and be perfect forever... brr! What a nightmare."
"That's why you'll see most Archons prefer a more hands-off approach," Furina explained. "Even Ei got the Shogun... you think she'll tell me how she made her?"
"I don't know what I'd do if I saw a mechanical Focalors," Lumine smiled, walking out of the restroom. "Probably run in the other direction. It's uncanny enough as-is."
At the official diplomatic office in the Akademiya, Furina was met by much respect (however disgruntled it was) and a promise to meet with the Grand Sage.
"Really? The Grand Sage?" Furina pretended to be shocked. "I thought he took care of the Akademiya. Where might Lesser Lord Kusanali be?"
The sage looked to the other direction. "That god is currently... occupied."
"Oh? Then I must offer to take her out for a meal. Overworking is never good for the body."
"I would advise against that," he said, considerably less courteous. "If you need something done, you go to Grand Sage Azar."
"So, when is this appointment?" Furina asked.
"I can slot you into a 20-minute meeting five months from now."
Furina laughed in his face.
He didn't seem too happy with that, but momentarily refrained from getting physical.
"Ahahahah! Hahahaha! That's funny, you know? You should become a comedian! I've noticed quite a lack of humor within these walls."
His expression grew even more stony. "You will not meet with the Grand Sage before your allotted time. His importance far outranks yours, seeing how you are a shallow and conceited mascot of an Archon."
Furina's smile dropped and her eyes narrowed.
"I apologize. I do not appear to... understand... what you have said. Surely, with all your academic prowess, you may enlighten me."
The guards behind him started shimmying to one side.
They're smarter than he is.
"You will not meet Grand Sage Azar before your allotted time," he repeated. "Five months. You are welcome to leave Sumeru if-!!!"
And suddenly, he was on his back, the legs of his chair broken, with Furina's heel on his chest and her sword at his throat.
"Oh, silly me. I didn't quite catch it this time either! Care to... repeat yourself again? I promise I'll understand this time."
His eyes angrily went to the guards, who were whistling and finding sudden interest in the Padisarah flowers blooming at the windowsill.
"Impertinence! Such disrespect to the hallowed halls of the Akademiya! You are all just like that stupid, stupid child of a god!"
She lifted her sword and did a fancy twirl with it, slashing forward and taking the collar of his uniform with her blade.
"I would not advise you to insult the Lesser Lord. In fact, I recommend it even less than you insulting me or my friends. How unpleasant! But, back to business, I'm sure we can squeeze in a meeting sometime... hmm... tomorrow."
The eyes of the sage slowly went from the tip of Furina's sword to the bit of fabric that hung on it.
Needless to say, she got her meeting.
Furina exited the office to find Lumine and Paimon peering in through the door. Upon seeing the sage stumble to his feet, both of them turned to one side and started whistling nonchalantly.
"Ah! Furina! How did your, uh, meeting go!"
"Well enough," Furina beamed. "We have a slot tomorrow right after noon. We have the rest of today free, though, so let's head to the Grand Bazaar and take a look at the Sabzeruz festivities."
And so they did. Lumine and Paimon seemed to be talking about violence, but Furina could not possibly imagine why.
A dancing troupe seemed to be setting up a stage for a performance. Furina, liking the idea, dragged Lumine and Paimon over.
"Hello, hello! What have you got here?"
The dancer, trying on her ceremonial headdress, looked up. "Oh! Are you with Miss Dunyazard?"
"Eh?" Paimon looked at Lumine. "Uhh... no?"
"Ahh," the dancer said, looking to one side and blushing a deep red. "M- my apologies, then... We're, er, the theater troupe of Zubayr Theater."
"Oooo," Furina nodded. "It's good to see that you guys have a theater troupe here. I would have thought the sages disallowed that long ago."
The dancer's eyes clouded over with anger. "The sages..."
"Don't worry about it too much," Furina said, gauging her reaction carefully. "We're followers of Lesser Lord Kusanali from another land. I met with her, and we're planning on getting her out of her prison."
The dancer's eyes flicked from Lumine to Paimon to Furina, trying to discern lies. "Really? You mean it? Lesser Lord Kusanali... will be free?"
"If we have anything to say about it!" Paimon cheered.
"That's great!" she paused. "I'm Nilou, by the way. Are you sure you aren't spies from the Akademiya, here to weed out treasonous perfor... mers...?"
Nilou squinted a little more at the three.
"You guys look vaguely familiar. Are you sure you're new to Sumeru?"
Paimon started sweating.
"Noooo...?"
Nilou seemed to mull it over for a few minutes, then perked up and nodded, satisfied.
"Oh! You're the Traveler! I saw you guys in the newspaper a while ago!"
Lumine winced slightly. "Yeah... yeah... that's me..."
"It's an honor to meet you!" she gushed. "To see the Traveler that had saved almost half of Teyvat personally! Who travels with a faithful fairy companion and the Hydro Archon to quell disaster together! Miss Charlotte of the Steambird has always taken careful care to detail your exploits!"
Nilou blushed and turned to Paimon and Furina. "That must mean that you're Paimon... and you're..."
Her face suddenly went blank.
"AHHHHHH!!!!"
The other goers in the Grand Bazaar turned to stare at Nilou awkwardly.
Is she alright?
Hush, now, it's rude to stare.
Hey... isn't that...?
Furina tugged Nilou to a corner of the Bazaar where foot traffic almost ceased. Lumine and Paimon followed.
"Oh...! You're the Hydro Archon!"
Nilou's face cycled through at least seventeen different emotions. "Here in Sumeru! The rumors were true! Wait, but you introduced yourself as 'followers of the Lesser Lord?' Aahhh, what's the proper etiquette for greeting an Archon?"
Furina uncomfortably shifted her weight to her other leg. Nilou's actions reminded her a little too much of the paparazzi that followed her around constantly in Fontaine. "Ah... er, don't worry too much about it. We really are just here to help the Lesser Lord... I, ah, take it you support her as well?"
Nilou nodded fervently, turning to Lumine and Paimon. "I, as well as a couple of others, were deeply inspired after stories of your travels in Inazuma hit the papers! Traveler, you led a unit yourself- surely you can help us free the Lesser Lord!"
"Swordfish II was a while ago," Lumine turned around, embarrassed. "Paimon, Furina, and I decided that the best way would to be settle this civilly."
"Wait!" Paimon's eyes widened. "You, as well as a couple of others? There are more supporters?"
"Yes! That's why I asked you about Miss Dunyazard. Ahh, I don't suppose you'd know of her... I'll tell her about you tonight!" Nilou clasped Paimon's hands in her own. "I believe all of us gathered would support a peaceful resolution, but the Sages must pay for what they've done. The Lesser Lord has given up much of her time to keep us company in our dreams, and is a truly gentle god; we cannot let such injustice slide through!"
"Precisely!" Furina said. "Nahi... ah, Lesser Lord Kusanali is far too kind and generous for her own good. She needs to know that there are people out there who are willing to stand up for her!"
Nilou's eyes sparkled as she gave all three of them a once-over. "This is amazing! I must let the others know immedia-"
She paused for a moment.
"If you would like, you should join us this evening. In the small storage-shack behind the Grand Bazaar, there is a secret cellar. That is where we meet to discuss possible plans."
Nilou said this cautiously, her eyes darting around.
"Of course, I should have to warn you that most of us are not as... accepting as I am. They all have due reason to be suspicious, so I must implore you to not blame them! Please, however, keep that in mind."
"No worries about it!" Paimon shook her hand. "That's perfectly acceptable. At least we aren't being hunted down, hehe!"
Furina and Lumine shared a look.
After a little more idle chatter, they went their separate ways. Lumine led the three of them towards a rounded corner, gesturing to the large double-door to the rest of the city.
"Do you feel like Nilou thinks we're spies?" Furina asked, as soon as they were out of earshot.
"Why would they doubt our intentions?" Lumine pondered. "As an Archon, you should support your fellow Archons. And as neutral third-parties, Paimon and I should fight evil. None of us have reasonable vendettas against any of them."
"Maybe it's the situation?" Paimon said. "They might just be super suspicious because the Akademiya has gone after them before..."
Lumine and Furina thought about it for a moment.
"I'd expect them to be guarded either way, but at least now we know to bring our weapons," Lumine shrugged. "Furina?"
"I don't doubt their intentions," said Furina finally. "In fact, I would probably do the same. This Dunyazard she mentioned... if she is the Dunyazard of the Homayani family, then she is very wealthy indeed. She's probably the backbone of all their operations, and to risk all that for a couple of strangers is absurd."
"Even so, Paimon thinks it's a bit overkill to say something like that to someone," Paimon sulked. "What happened to civil conversation? Paimon thought this was the city of scholars."
"It probably is, most days," Lumine smiled at her. "We were just unlucky enough to run into the few that it doesn't work quite as well on."
As they pushed open the gate of the Grand Bazaar, Furina thought she heard the jingle of bells.
When she turned around, however, the pathway was empty, save for a torch that seemed to have been the victim of an explosion.
Furina, Lumine, and Paimon walked out of their hotel room that evening after going over plans for both that evening and the noon after when they met the Grand Sage.
They snuck into the Grand Bazaar and pushed open the cellar door, exactly as Nilou had described. Paimon lagged behind, locking the shed door with a padlock Furina purchased earlier, and Lumine silently drew her sword.
The stairs leading down were rickety and there was a mild smell of wood shavings as they stepped down. The stone walls were polished and clean, however, and as Furina spread out a layer of Hydro on the ground to illuminate the area, she could see quality furniture and expensive pens resting atop.
The air was well-ventilated, and Furina suspected that the cellar had been used recently. If she was calm and focused, she could sense the ambience of Dendro that came with using the Akasha, and could smell a faint scent of fruit juice and alcohol.
They proceeded carefully, Paimon floating higher than usual, as they rounded the corner of the stairwell and pushed open a concealed stone door.
Furina spread the Hydro out before she stepped forward, and Lumine's sword was hidden in a fold of her skirt.
"Anyone there?" Furina called. "I am Furina de Fontaine, Archon of Hydro, with my friends Lumine and Paimon. I was invited here by Nilou, who, judging by the lack of Hydro energy, is not present with you today."
Dendro, Electro, No Vision, Pyro.
A ragtag team... expected, but who are they?
The torchlight flickering only from the southern side told Furina that they were deliberately being backlit. Years of stage experience allowed Furina to see some of their features, but not all. She squinted slightly at them.
"Well? No response? Disappointing, really."
There was a murmuring from someone back there.
"...haith... sha...?"
What?
"Why are you not wearing an Akasha terminal?" a man asked.
Furina felt around her ear. "I'm sorry?"
Oh, right, I destroyed it.
"That doesn't really matter, does it?"
"It quite does," he said, sounding more and more annoyed.
"Do I know you?" Furina squinted at the shadow again. "I seem to recall hearing your voice somewhere before, but the origin eludes me."
"I'm surprised you don't remember Alhaitham," a female voice (the Pyro user, Furina noted) chuckled. "With all his high-and-mighty behavior, you'd think all of Teyvat knows him, haha."
"Don't be mean, Dehya," a soft voice scolded her gently. "It can wait until after we've introduced ourselves. It's bad enough that Nilou isn't here... I'm really sorry, you three. Nilou was called by the Akademiya to file some paperwork for the performance."
"Don't they have dedicated lawyers?" Lumine asked, glancing briefly at Furina. "Nilou didn't seem the most, er, academic."
"You're right, but no lawyer recognized by the Akademiya will work with a theater troupe. It'd ruin their reputation." The voice moved forward, supported by who Furina assumed to be Dehya, and sat down. She sighed and pinched her nose-bridge. "The Sages also, ah, asked for Nilou specifically. Apparently, someone wanted to talk to her... someone that the Akademiya must've found really important."
"Ah?" Furina turned around, interested. "Did any of you find out their identity?"
Dehya looked to Alhaitham. "Anything there?"
He closed his eyes and his Akasha terminal started glowing.
The color of the glow was relatively dark; much darker than Lumine's or Paimon's Akasha, and just darker than her own. Furina's mind flipped through possibilities and tilted her head.
"Are you... a higher-up at the Akademiya?"
His eyes opened briefly, Dendro flashing in them, and closed them again. "...Yes. I am Alhaitham, Scribe of the Akademiya."
"How formal!" Paimon fluttered around, prodding at his hair. "But why would you betray the Akademiya? Paimon doesn't get it."
"I have my own reasons," he said, waving his hand to ward her off. "It doesn't matter and you do not need to know. The Akademiya has been undergoing dangerous experiments, and I find that helping Miss Dunyazard with Lesser Lord Kusanali is in my best interests as well."
Furina scrutinized his behaviour for anything suspicious, but he seemed to be entirely truthful; and very much engrossed in his scouring of the Akasha for information.
"So...!"
Furina turned to Dunyazard, who was blushing a little. "Hello, Madam Focalors. It's great to see the reason we started meeting up to discuss how we're freeing Lesser Lord Kusanali here with us... it does feel very reassuring knowing that we have an Archon and an Archon-adjacent 'variable' here to help."
"Paimon's here too!" Paimon floated over.
"And Paimon, who's very important to every operation and is the backbone of every quest," Dunyazard laughed, pinching Paimon's cheeks.
Paimon huffed and floated away. "That's more like it! The cheek-pinching respect needs some work, though."
Lumine laughed along with them and Furina joined in soon after.
She couldn't help but take note of the Electro user still in the shadows, warily observing his actions.
His elemental energy was much more engaged than Dehya or Alhaitham, and if Furina turned around and flashed her hair at the area, there was a small reflection; perhaps a weapon, perhaps a shield. It was concerning either way, so Furina decided to pull him out of the dark as fast as she could.
"So? Who are you?"
He jolted, probably unsure how he was noticed. He was pretty well concealed; Furina would give him that.
"Eh?" Dunyazard turned around. "Oh, Cyno! Come greet Madam Focalors, Miss Lumine, and Miss Paimon!"
"Just Furina is fine," Furina said, embarrassed.
"Ah! Sorry...!"
Cyno exited the area and surveyed Furina and Lumine. His eyes stopped on Paimon for a moment, suspicious, but turned around to face Furina anyway.
Hmm? I recognize you.
He had come to Fontaine searching for a runaway criminal who had stabbed another scholar to steal his research (just a few months before Furina had left!), and Neuvilette had gladly handed the 'asylum-seeker' over after only a few minutes of questioning. This was General Mahamatra Cyno; and why he was with the makeshift revolution, Furina could certainly guess.
"Oh? General Mahamatra?" Furina asked. "Has the Akademiya's policy fallen out of favor that quickly? I recall you being appointed not even a few years ago."
His eyes widened almost imperceptibly, but returned to normal just as quickly. "Indeed they have. The Akademiya has wronged everyone here."
Paimon's eyes darted from one face to another. "Yeah... the Akademiya seems to get worse and worse. Paimon thinks it might even be worse than when the Shogun was ruining Inazuma."
"Probably," Lumine nodded along. "At least then, there were people to fight back. I'm assuming you four, and Nilou, are the only ones. You're all very capable in different ways and are worth probably more than a dozen men on your own, but you can only be in one place at once."
"Yeah," Furina said wistfully. "Oh, what I'd give for Gorgasia II's cloaker... in and out of the Sanctuary of Surasthana in three hours flat."
"Cloaker?" Cyno questioned.
"An Anemo Vision holder who could manipulate the wind around us to camouflage. I'm still not quite sure how it worked, and I never quite got it into a variation that worked in Hydro."
"War makes people learn things they would normally never find out," Lumine shrugged. "Maybe you'll find it out along the way?"
"Hopefully," Furina said. "It's quite handy."
Dunyazard coughed lightly. "Sorry, my apologies. Ah... let's finish the contents of our meeting today. We don't have very long before the night-market and security shows up. Please, Miss Furina, Miss Paimon, Miss Lumine, take a seat; it won't take very long."
They took a seat and leaned forward to listen.
"I've found somewhere to host the Sabzeruz Celebration Gala," Dunyazard began. "But I haven't set up all the food, drinks, dress code, or invitation. I trust that we all have good ideas as to what should be what?"
"I can hand out the invitations to those who are likely to support Lesser Lord Kusanali," Alhaitham offered. "That should not be too hard."
"I already have a few guests in mind also," Dunyazard smiled at him. "I shall wire the funds over tomorrow; that should be more than enough to cover the supplies."
"I can do catering," Dehya said. "I've been walking around, and I've found some good restaurants."
"Wait, where's the venue?" Lumine asked.
"A library near the town square," Dunyazard answered. "Cyno helped pick it out; he said something... ah...?"
"There are many places to talk to people alone and even more where it's possible to take them out," he said. "In case, of course, there is no cooperation."
Blunt. Not entirely unexpected, of course, but coming fro-
"The joke is funny because in civil interactions, people do not generally attack each other for disagreements."
Furina jolted slightly and did a slow-turn toward him. "Huh?"
The others buried their heads in their hands.
Furina felt a laugh bubble out of her at the absurdity, and Cyno looked pleased at someone getting his humor.
In the end, they settled for the original four figuring everything out. Furina, Lumine, and Paimon were simply to pick out their outfits for the dress code (formal attire in shades of green) and enjoy the atmosphere.
"You probably should've said something about the meeting with the Grand Sage?" Paimon said. "That sounds pretty important."
"Alhaitham doesn't need to know," Furina shrugged. "We can tell him after the fact. We'll still remember everything, after all."
Lumine sipped on her coffee. "When's that gala, again?"
"Hmm... next week." Furina flipped around the prototype invitation Alhaitham had given her. "Ample time for preparation; we'll be fine just living normally for a few days."
"Assuming everything turns out well here," Lumine snorted. "Assuming."
"Grand Sage Azar better know what's good for him," Furina said haughtily. "I don't really want to start off our trip in Sumeru killing an official."
They packed up their breakfast at the cafe and headed to the Akademiya.
"Are you guys coming in as well?" Furina asked, trudging up the walkway. "I'm not sure how he'd react to that, but I also don't really care."
"We'll come in for moral and backup support," Lumine reassured her. "We'll be there if we need to fight our way out."
"Then take off your Akasha terminals," Furina said, reaching up for Paimon's terminal. "We still don't know how much control the Sages have over the Akasha- and if they can do anything close to what Nahida does, taking over someone's body..."
"Eergh, yeah, good idea." Paimon shivered. "Just thinking about it gives Paimon the creeps."
They walked through the open doors and strode past the Eremite guards to the largest, most grandiose door in the corridor.
"This should be it. Let's head in."
Grand Sage Azar was sitting at his desk, his eyes closed.
His Akasha terminal was a deep green; Furina remembered this color as Rukkhadevata's signature Dendro.
Makes sense... the Akasha was her creation, after all.
He turned around slowly, hearing their footsteps.
"Madam Focalors... and guests. I was unaware you had come. I had assumed you were still outside; I take it you took off your Akasha terminals there?"
"What a warm greeting," Furina snarked. "I take it you dislike the formalities just as much as me?"
"Quite the opposite. Formalities are an essential part of the academic dream Greater Lord Rukkhadevata had planned."
Furina sat down, with Lumine and Paimon following suit.
"Hm. Then you are here to talk about Lesser Lord Kusanali?"
"Yes."
"Then I shall decline at once. She will not be released; she is not even a god of wisdom, and we are not quite sure whether she deserves to be a god at all."
Furina balked at that. "I'm- come again?"
"Which is why," he continued, undeterred. "That I have thought about it many times over. You already possess control over Fontaine, so I shan't ask you, but your friends... have an astonishing capacity for greatness."
"Wai-"
"We have recently undergone breakthrough after breakthrough, and now have reason to believe that we can manufacture our own god of wisdom. We have the resources, we have the knowledge; we just need a vessel to receive all of that."
His voice and eyes were growing increasingly manic.
Are we sure this guy is sane enough to be Grand Sage?
"And you... you're perfect! You're able to withstand a god's aura for years on end, so you're pure enough to accept the Divine Knowledge; you're physically able enough to survive the Ascension; the Akasha logged your willpower as abnormally strong, as well, so you're almost certain to retain sanity and be able to guide the Akademiya for millennia to come."
Lumine was slowly pushing her chair back away from him. "Yeaaaah, er... I'm sorry...? I'll have to decline that offer."
"Nonsense! We're on the cusp of a god's guidance once more; who are you to deny us that?"
"Back off," Furina ordered. "Lumine can choose for herself, and she's made her choice. You already have an Archon of Wisdom who is ready to help Sumeru even at personal detriment; you will not be manufacturing any gods while I, as well as the other Archons, exist."
"Our patrons have expressed great interest already," Grand Sage Azar said, his pupils rapidly changing in size. "Patrons with intelligence far beyond you, far beyond that child god! If you do not accept, we will find another candidate; someone will come along, sooner or later."
"And later it will be," Furina said shortly, standing up. "If I understand correctly, then, you will not be freeing Lesser Lord Kusanali from the Sanctuary of Surasthana?"
"No. Of course not." He said, recovering slightly. "I'll offer the Traveler one last chance. See reason, here."
"You're actually insane," Lumine shook her head, standing back and pushing Paimon behind her. "Absolutely not. Go eat pavement outside."
"Expect Lesser Lord Kusanali out by Sabzeruz next year," Furina stood up, guiding Lumine and Paimon to the door. "That is a promise; though, how much you will see of it depends on how merciful I or my friends are feeling when our blades are pointed at your throat."
Notes:
After some careful negotiation, Lyudmila had leveraged all the power she had to send most of the remaining Fatui units in Mondstadt and neighboring Liyue into Sumeru.
She and Mikhail had put their heads together and carefully gone over all the possibilities, concluding that Dottore would need support very soon; not even an Archon could defend against an entire legion of well-trained military soldiers.
The closer Focalors got to Fontaine, the more power she would hold, after all; they wouldn't be able to defeat her on her home turf, so they had to work to reduce Focalors to as small of a piece as they could so that she would have the least pressure they could wrangle.
Chapter 32: all i want for christmas is yooou
Summary:
sorry my bad yall got hit by a car
(the ao3 author curse got to me, I'll get one of my friends to finish this if I die dw)its like 3am rn so imma go sleep; replies to comments are coming tomorrowTM
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After the short meeting with the Grand Sage, Furina was as resolute as ever to make sure that Nahida was free.
She gave Lumine and Paimon a once-over just to make sure nothing nefarious was done. She didn't detect any Dendro, and a short pat down and a magnet test didn't reveal any machinery, so she felt it was safe to continue.
They purchased their clothing for the Gala and headed back to the hotel.
A month later, after a calm and relaxing walk around Sumeru City and picking some Kalpalata Lotuses on the outskirts, they went to the Gala hosted by Dunyazard. Dunyazard made a short speech commemorating Sabzeruz, and bowed to the audience before heading towards Dehya (who was standing on the side, her hand carefully poised to snatch her sword out of her pocket-realm at any moment) and Cyno, who was talking to a man with fox ears and a Dendro Vision attached to his waist.
Dunyazard spotted them at once and waved as they entered the area. Paimon caught her eye at once and gently nudged Lumine, who in turn poked Furina in the back.
They made their way towards Dunyazard, who greeted them warmly.
"Welcome! I hope you made it here well!"
"We did, thank you!" Paimon chirped. "It looks great here!"
Furina looked around the area.
It did, indeed, look pretty great. Streamers decorated the bookshelves, carefully taped to avoid books and torches. Flowers of all different sorts were potted in vases, and a grand carpet was rolled out toward the cake table. Paimon's eyes flicked over at the pastries wistfully, but she entertained Dunyazard still.
"Haha, thank you! I'm glad you think so," Dunyazard beamed. "We had set it up just earlier today; we were a little bit behind schedule after Nilou... Nilou..."
Furina turned around sharply, tugging her eyes away from the colorful torches. "What happened to Nilou?"
Dunyazard looked away, her gaze dropping. "I'm sorry we didn't tell you earlier. A few days ago, Nilou... she..."
"She was arrested and detained," said Dehya. Her eyebrows were scrunched in frustration, but she pat Dunyazard softly. "The Sages probably made some random shit up to get her arrested. There was no way that Nilou of all people broke the law."
Furina felt her stomach drop. "What...? By the Sages...? Right after I threatened them?"
"Not the Sages," Cyno said, coming over, accompanied the man with fox ears. "The Sages were quite apprehensive about it. Alhaitham just sent word saying that he had only now finished his Scribe work."
"Then who?" Dehya asked, greeting him. "The Sages aren't exactly known for bowing down."
They all stopped, pensive.
"I can't think of a single person that the Akademiya would scrape and kowtow for," Cyno agreed. "The fact that some power does exist... is quite worrying."
"We can get Nilou out as soon as we've finished networking," Lumine promised. "Actually... if you can send the area where Nilou is being held, Paimon and I can head there immediately. Furina is better at talking, anyways."
"We don't know that," Dunyazard said helplessly. "We've planned a bail for Nilou already, but we don't even know where she is. Alhaitham would probably know; we're asking him as soon as he comes here."
"No Akasha messaging?" Paimon asked. "That seems so much faster!"
"The Akademiya tracks the Akasha," Dehya reminded her. "We're not about to risk our best informant. Remember, Alhaitham and Miss Dunyazard only know each other for pure business."
"Ah. Makes sense..."
"Just... just focus on the Gala and scout out possible allies," Dunyazard said, coughing into her fist. "Sorry. We can't do anything right now, so we have to focus on what we can do."
They all nodded in determination and set off in different directions.
Furina set off near the back end of the library, where the children's section evidently was. The bookshelves had been pushed against the wall and the colorful rugs had been replaced with green carpet that seemed to glow in the torchlight.
She saw many people; all of them she assumed to be politically affluent. She had gotten into contact with Nahida earlier that day and secured her approval for a modified Akasha terminal that was entirely blocked off from the rest of the system, so she searched for their names and identities there.
"This terminal will not contain any information created after its creation," Nahida had warned. "This is both good and bad; on one hand, you won't be able to access the information they search up, but on the other, you can make sure they aren't moles or plants."
Furina had taken the terminal from 'Katheryne' and inspected it closely. "That's great, don't worry. It's already a massive upgrade from the previous Akasha terminal, fufu~!"
Nahida offered her only a sad smile. "I'm sorry I can't offer you more. Please do your best to protect the people of Sumeru."
The smile had slipped off of Furina's face. "Of course. Until you are back in your rightful place, I will treat them exactly how I would treat the people of Fontaine."
"Knowing how publicized your court cases are, I shudder to think of how many healthy leaves may have been trimmed off of the tree." Nahida laughed. "Good luck, Furina."
Furina received a couple of stares as she passed, but Dunyazard had thankfully issued the invitation fully disclosing Furina, Lumine, and Paimon's presence at the event. As she walked by, her eyes tracked faces and searched for people that did things none of the current Nahida Jailbreak Squad™ could accomplish.
She noticed two politicians from Liyue and a Knight of Favonius representative from Mondstadt, who seemed to see her instantly. They turned away, embarrassed, but Furina saw them subtly directing the attention of those around them toward her.
No one here has anything useful... for once, I want to see a member of the Fatui.
There has to be someone here, right?
She continued around, taking a glass of champagne from a busser holding a tray.
"Thank you," she said, dipping her head in appreciation.
He nodded and continued off.
She left the area and headed to the main dance floor, a repurposed study area.
Affluent married couples danced to the music and less-married not-couples enjoyed the desserts offered. Furina scanned three people a second, letting the Akasha gather data based on the criteria she had set.
This thing really is amazing... what a pinnacle of elemental power.
No one ever caught her interest enough. Cyno and Dunyazard had already found people to talk to, so she decided to move away from the dance floor and to the dinner tables instead.
She sat down at a table and closed her eyes to process all of the information more smoothly. She crossed off name after name, never finding anyone worth talking to, until she had reached the end of the list and leaned back listlessly.
Furina jolted a little bit when she heard a chair screech on the opposite side of the table and moved to fix her posture.
"Oh, Lumine, Paimon. Did you find anyone?"
She rubbed her eyes a little bit and yawned widely.
"I had thought that was you! My brother has told me all about your visit to our estate; I must offer my sincerest apologies for not greeting you then."
Furina's eyes snapped open, coming face-to-face with an Inazuman woman with pale blue hair and the tassel of the Kamisato Clan pinned to her ponytail, which was tugged up into an elegant updo and decorated with bright green flowers that reminded Furina of the aquatic flora in Fontaine.
Appreciating her fashion sense came second, however; this must be the Shirasagi Himegimi of the Yashiro Commission. Furina's eyes widened for the briefest of moments before settling down. She offered Kamisato Ayaka a handshake, which the other woman graciously accepted.
"Ah, hello! You must be Kamisato Ayaka."
Ayaka blushed slightly. "I am, indeed. It's an honor to see that you know my name."
"As politically powerful as the Yashiro Commission is, your name must be part of every politician's vocabulary," Furina shrugged. "Though Inazuma remains closed off, I hear the Raiden Shogun has reopened trade talks with Liyue; I assume that is why you are here?"
"Not quite, no," Ayaka said. "I left Inazuma with only a few others, and came to Sumeru alone; I must say that I don't really believe myself able to negotiate such topics myself. No, indeed - I was sent here by the Almighty Shogun herself only to celebrate Lesser Lord Kusanali's birthday."
"A few others?" Furina echoed, curious. "I had no idea the clans of the Yashiro Commission trusted each other that much, to take on diplomatic duties so readily."
"Oh, no," Ayaka shook her head. "Not at all. The others are constantly vying for the throats of both my brother and I. Those who came with me are all Vision Holders handpicked by the Shogun to visit each individual nation. Perhaps you know them? Miss Kuki Shinobu has been sent to Liyue, Miss Naganohara Yoimiya (who is a good friend of mine!) to Mondstadt, Miss Kirara to Fontaine, Mister Shikanoin Heizou to Natlan... and she herself has visited Snezhnaya."
Furina looked up. "Really? Hmm..."
She wouldn't carry her Gnosis with her... probably.
Though she's definitely more than strong enough to fend off anything the Tsaritsa could throw at her.
"Whatever the case, all of us were given specialized training in the months before we arrived," Ayaka said seriously. "My brother was called upon to employ Shuumatsuban training on all of us, however rudimentary the skills would have been. It seems to be a happy accident that I came just in time for the Sabzeruz Festival, but I'm sure the Almighty Shogun knows something is off."
"Everything does seem to be heading into action right as the five-century mark of the Cataclysm falls into place," Furina nodded. "Natlan and Snezhnaya are the only ones that have maintained the status quo thus far, but I don't know how long that may last. Paimon and Lumine seem to always be unfortunate enough to be in the midst of action, always giving out everything they have to help."
"That is very admirable," Ayaka said, smiling. "Oh! not the part where they're always dealing with something. The part where they're always helping others. I've always strove for the same thing."
"We can all do our part in daily life," Furina laughed. "Let's just pray our travels in Sumeru are well and good."
"Let's toast to that!" Ayaka said. "I must invite you and your friends out for some tea sometime."
"Sumerian tea is very good, but I shall be the one insisting upon footing the bill."
"Ah...! But you far outrank me on the hierarchy. The Yashiro Commission will be pleased to write it off as a business expense if it means better relations with Fontaine."
"Do you think I lack money?" Furina said in mock outrage. "How dare you! Expect to receive notice from my lawyer soon!"
Ayaka looked briefly alarmed before devolving into giggles.
Her outburst seemed to have attracted some unpleasant attention, so Furina glared at all of them until they looked away.
The two of them enjoyed some idle chatter and some food before another chair squeaked beside Furina. She set her fork down and wiped her mouth a little, before turning and expecting Lumine.
That was the second time this evening she had expected Lumine and Paimon, but received an uninvited third party; this one much less welcome than Kamisato Ayaka.
If only he had showed up when I was in a mood to talk to Fatui.
The Balladeer sat down, dressed in a crisp green suit, with his signature hat in place. Ayaka, sensing tension, sobered up at once and put on a businesslike attitude.
"You."
"You must be surprised to see me in Sumeru," he said, gesturing to a nearby busser and taking a glass. "I am quite happy to see you here, but you do not seem to share my enthusiasm."
"Really?" Furina narrowed her eyes. "Can you guess the reason why?"
Ignoring her, he turned to Ayaka. "And greetings to the Shirasagi Himegimi of the Yashiro Commission. I must admit that I am less-than-pleased to see someone of Inazuma here, but you are the first pick among those I would rather see. Your brother is far too... prone to violence, and the Kujou is far too aligned with the Raiden Shogun to ever see truth."
Ayaka was startled into silence. "Ah... thank you? But you must have underestimated my qualities if you believe you can dishonor the name of her Excellency while I am present."
"Oh? I recall you being angered while the Vision Hunt Decree continued. I am quite surprised that you have recovered your prior loyalty so swiftly."
"Her Excellency told us everything before she sent the five of us on diplomatic missions," Ayaka glanced at Furina. "And I am not entirely foolish. You must have visited Madam Focalors for the same reason I was sent to Sumeru. You must be here with a purpose."
"A purpose you don't need to be aware of," Scaramouche scoffed. "I would... advise... you to leave as soon as possible."
Furina scooted her chair back ever so slightly, her hand reaching for a sword that would materialize in an instant. "Watch it, bucko. As much as I'd hate to incite violence in Dunyazard's beloved Sabzeruz Gala, please be aware that I'm not above it."
"Which is exactly why I offered the Shirasagi Himegimi a chance to leave before I struck," he smirked. "I didn't think you so stupid."
Not falling for the provocation, Furina sat back down. Ayaka stood up, gave him a once over, narrowed her eyes and tensed.
Please, Ayaka, leave for now. Lumine and Paimon should be out there; please find them and tell them everything. I'm not sure you and I could defeat him.
A brief memory of the Doctor flared up inside her, but that was mostly luck and circumstance. She squashed it back down and transmitted the thought to Ayaka via her Hydro.
Ayaka jolted slightly, her eyes darting every which way, but she managed to compose herself and nodded shortly to Furina. She walked off, her heels clicking on the floor, looking back twice to check that no violence had broken out.
"Well. Now that we're alone, let us begin."
Furina crossed her arms. "Like hell we'll begin. Tell me what happened in that Factory when you attacked Lumine or else that water spill is about to become a lot more troublesome for you."
Scaramouche looked down at his hand, which was dripping with water after Furina had discreetly tipped her glass over.
"Hmm... I see. But you do know I am a puppet, as the Shogun is, and not flesh and blood?"
In response, Furina caused the glass to melt into water as well.
His eyes widened ever so slightly, but regained calm once more and he laughed. "Hahahaha! I haven't found someone that could melt inanimate objects. Maybe the title of Archon is worth something, after all."
"So? I'm still waiting."
"Hahahah... of course. The factory was an attempt by the Harbingers to neutralize your friend. At that moment in time, the news of Signora's death was fresh in everyone's memory, and they of course thought that the Traveler was a much bigger threat than you. Our agents also noticed that you had previous experience with godly residue and were aware of the effects; things like this do not work nearly as well against alert opponents. Your fairy friend was deemed to be a target as well, but I assume she was completely unharmed because of external protection."
"For a Delusion factory, there should've been much more godly residue. I know how much of that you packed into every individual Delusion. I need to know what... happened, in general."
"You earlier assumption was correct; your friend does indeed have uncanny resistance to forbidden energies, and we were prepared to allocate more of the residue to subdue her. She is sane because of a combination of that innate resistance, and us splitting the energy to attack."
He thought for a moment, deliberating his words.
"Hm... the energy was directed as around 10% to you, 50% to the Traveler, and 40% to the fairy friend. You indeed suffered little to no consequences, and the fairy was protected enough. The Traveler, judging from her symptoms, experienced only a quarter of the dosage we forced into her system. My, how interesting."
"Lumine's not a random experiment," Furina snapped. "If you want test subjects, I'm sure many of your own soldiers would be glad to help."
"Hahaha! I suppose so. Many would lay their lives down for the Tsaritsa, but none are quite as exceptional as she is."
The praise for her friend, however warped, made Furina proud of Lumine's achievements.
"But you have your own agenda, no? I don't suppose you're only here to explain."
"Mm, you're correct." The Balladeer paused. "I have been having issues with my memory, as I am sure you have been aware. Originally, I was sent to Sumeru only to keep an eye on you for the Fatui, and act as a countermeasure if you became violent. However, as I neared Sumeru, my issues began to... calm, let's say. The blinking memories no longer happened. I was no longer hallucinating."
"That's odd," Furina said. "If it's issues with memory, I'd say Nahi- Lesser Lord Kusanali can help with that. She is the only one who can access Irminsul, after all."
"Irminsul..." Scaramouche mused. "Hmm..."
Furina studied his expression, trying to find holes.
"Ah, well. The Lesser Lord has been locked up for a while. I suppose you mean to free her."
"What is it about the Lesser Lord- wait."
"Hmm?"
"You are... which Harbinger?"
"The Sixth," he said, annoyed. "Are you stupid?"
"No." Furina said, wracking her brain. "Shut up for a second."
I remember being confused about him, the same way I was confused about Greater Lord Rukkhadevata.
"As I neared Sumeru, my issues began to calm."
Lesser Lord Kusanali...
That must be it. Lesser Lord Kusanali is directly connected to Irminsul, so he must be feeling relief from that. Something happened to him that caused Irminsul to glitch, and my going back in time messed that up further. He's experiencing flashbacks from the future.
What causes our memories to falter, though?
Ugh... I need to talk to Nahida. I need to get him to somehow stop the Sages and stop their god creation plan, so I can...
So I can...
Furina thought back to a conversation she had with Alhaitham as they were boxing the gifts to the Gala guests.
"The Sages are really mad about Lumine refusing their plan. They won't find a suitable host for their Divine Knowledge Capsule anytime soon, haha."
"Divine Knowledge Capsule?"
"Ah, I don't suppose you'd know about that. It's just... let's say that Greater Lord Rukkhadevata's corrupted knowledge isn't good for the mind."
Furina sat up straight. "Have you talked to the Sages?"
He raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"
"Did they offer to make you a god?" she asked.
I know the Sages found a suitable vessel in the last timeline, but I don't know if it was him.
"Hmm? How odd. They did, but I turned them down. Did they make the Traveler and the fairy the same offer?"
"Why did you turn it down?" Furina fiddled with the fork on the table. "I'd have thought you one to take that offer in an instant."
"I was thinking about it," Scaramouche mused. "And I was quite tempted. Something in my mind... warned me not to."
"Oh?"
"Strange, indeed. I'm not one to disregard a godly presence, so I told the Sage that I would get back to him soon. He seemed rather disagreeable to that, so I threatened him with violence."
Furina laughed. "How intriguing. We seem to share similar viewpoints on that."
"Indeed," he said, smirking. "The Sages are quite a useful asset, if you know how they work."
"For all their wisdom, they seem to have little going on upstairs," Furina sniffed. "Let's hope that improves by the time judgement falls."
"You seem to be awfully certain of a victory in what's sure to become a civil war," Scaramouche said. "With so many resources available to the Sages, how can you be so sure?"
"You're pretty interested in answers yourself, no?" Furina leaned forward conspiratorially. "Lesser Lord Kusanali can get you all of those answers. All of the world's knowledge, stored in something only she has access to; isn't that tempting?"
He twisted slightly, his eyes scanning the area for eavesdroppers. "If you're trying to manipulate me into doing what you want, you can drop the act right now. Thinking so little of me, are you?"
"Oh, no, no. Not at all." Furina sat back. "But you can't say I'm wrong, can you? If all the answers are laid out in front of you, why does it matter if we each have our own ends? Is that not the founding principle of the Fatui? We just need a common goal, work toward that together, and figure out how to maul each other after that."
Scaramouche went silent.
The next day, Lumine and Paimon set off to rescue Nilou from her prison.
Scaramouche had begrudgingly accepted Furina's deal and was now attending their weekly meetings to save Nahida.
Apparently, he was the one who had gotten Nilou imprisoned. Originally, it seemed his plan was to talk to Furina that way, but they had the Gala to thank for Nilou's location.
Nilou was set to be released anyways, but Lumine and Paimon were there for emotional support and violent support. If the Sages didn't comply, Furina was absolutely fine with sanctioning Sumeru into the ground and inciting a violent coup.
The coup was definitely coming, actually. All of them were already preparing for the fight and enlisting the help of fellow believers.
At least the bastards in the other nations had spines and believed in their ideals! The Fatui believes in some goal they're willing to die for, however stupid, and the Raiden Shogun was prepared to fight back!
I would honestly call this sad if it weren't for how deep the Sages dig their own graves. Did they really believe that essentially removing Celestia's control over Sumeru would slide if they ever woke up?
If these idiots are the smartest people in Teyvat, we're so unbelievably screwed.
Furina went over the map of the Akademiya (helpfully provided by Alhaitham) again and traced possible routes to the Sanctuary. It didn't seem to be connected to anywhere in the Akademiya, and was blocked by some kind of Akashic seal.
Which meant that they would have to hand the Sages' asses to them before reaching the Akasha system and manually overriding the seal.
Alhaitham had shaken his head when asked if he had enough clearance; that surely said something about how tight the seal was sure to be. They weren't even sure if the seal could be broken.
Furina had tried to drill her way through the bottom of the Sanctuary last night, but was met with nothing but endless layers of impermeable Dendro. How hilarious that Nahida's... no, Rukkhadevata's creation was used to channel her element against her next incarnation.
They drew up multiple battle plans, making sure to limit contact with civilians. The only targets were the Sages, and all they had to do was beat them up.
Furina thought this seemed suspiciously easy, and everyone agreed.
"There's no way, for all their time and control in Sumeru, they haven't earned their titles at the top," Dehya said. "There has to be some devious scheme going on."
"It's very hard to fake that kind of insanity, though," Furina remembered. "He's definitely mentally unwell. We just don't know which way that goes... if only the Sages' version of logic exists, we have almost nothing to go off of."
"We need someone on the inside," Alhaitham nodded. "Even more so than me. I'm only the scribe, and to pull off something of this magnitude, we'll need a defective Sage."
"Do we threaten one?" Lumine wondered. "Would that work?"
"All the Sages were chosen precisely because of their loyalty," Alhaitham said. "I don't think that would."
They all put their heads together and discussed a few more plans.
"We could bug the area?"
"The concentration of Dendro in the area is so strong it ruins all elemental transmitters except for Geo, Cryo, and Anemo. Geo is the worst element for bugging, Anemo is extremely volatile and will react with everything else in the air, and we don't have a Cryo user."
"What if we get... I dunno, a Cryo cicin mage? We have a Harbinger here, you know."
"The Fatui in Sumeru are all under the Doctor's control. You do not want one of those imbeciles being the tipping point of the mission."
"Ugh..."
Following back and forth, never settling on an idea long enough for it to stand.
"What if... hear Paimon out here... we just run in right now and pray that they don't have any extra security?"
"Paimon, we all want this meeting over, but that's just getting all of us killed."
"Urgh..."
And if one ever did work, it never did for long with Alhaitham, Furina, and Scaramouche picking out the defects.
"I could bribe all of the guards. It's a worthwhile cost, after everything Lesser Lord Kusanali has done for us."
"That might work, actually..."
"No way, are you kidding me? Everyone has a price, but the price of the Matra and the Corps of Thirty would be too high to count."
"Aggghhh..."
At the end, they circled back.
"Is there any way we can get one of us to the level of a Sage?" Lumine joked. "Maybe it's time to take up those Sages on their godhood offer."
Furina and Scaramouche both snapped to attention at once.
"Wait- Lumine, you're brilliant! This is what we have to do!"
All eyes turned to Scaramouche.
"You're going to take up that offer of godhood after all. It doesn't matter if we go through with it or not; we just need you on the inside."
"Those Divine Knowledge Capsules will prove finicky," Alhaitham warned. "We don't know what it'll do to someone's head."
"You don't even need to use those," Furina dismissed. "And if you do, I can purge the memories from your head. The power of a Gnosis should be more than enough to get rid of whatever forbidden stuff is in there."
Scaramouche's eyes softened briefly at the mention of the Gnosis.
"I see. So that's the plan?" Dunyazard said. "The Sages... won't see through this, right?"
"Nope. They won't dare violate a new god they're creating. If they want guidance and leadership, they're going to need to do some sucking up."
"How will this even work without the power of a Gnosis?" Scaramouche grumped. "Ascending a god... if I remember correctly, that took- takes a tremendous amount of power."
"Ahh, I'm sure they'll figure it out," Furina laughed. "That's the plan, now! Make sure to stall them if needed; any leeway can be given if reasonable. Talk to Alhaitham whenever he's doing... his scribe duties, I guess."
In the meantime, they planned a brief front assault as well.
To test the capabilities of the Akademiya, their small task force would attack the main entrance under the cover of night. Briefly, and without much hassle or raising much concern, they were going to see how far they could push.
If they went straight to the Sages, amazing! Scaramouche didn't need to do the god-thing.
If they didn't, at least they had a brief idea of how the defence would be like during the actual assault.
Furina, Dehya, and Lumine sat cloaked in black jumpsuits and a layer of Hydro.
If the Hydro film above their bodies was at any moment penetrated with force sufficient to break skin, they would dissolve into water and be transported safely outside of city limits at speeds that no Akademiya officer would be able to catch. Cyno had unhappily raised objection, but everyone reminded him that he was on the side of the revolution, and not the side of the Akademiya officers.
Their weapons were swapped for unidentifiable iron blades, freshly smelted at the blacksmith and sold for two hundred Mora. They wouldn't do any real damage, beside massive concussive damage and emotional distress from getting beaten up, but they would prove a point well enough.
Furina dashed in first, kicking the door open. Lumine scattered meteors, trapping each individual night guard before they could raise the alarm, and the three of them ran up the stairs (subduing seven more guards along the way).
They repeated the steps, quietly fighting their way to the office halls. All the guards seemed relatively unprepared, and were easily knocked out of the way.
Furina pushed open a door to a balcony. Above them, the Grand Sage's office overlooked Sumeru City. She bubbled the three of them and went up, landing quietly on the wooden patio.
Lumine pulled out a lockpick and started poking around in the door. The Dendro symbol flashed atop the physical lock, but Lumine seemed to be having some success with the pick.
Furina and Dehya readied their weapons in case of heightened security.
The lock popped open with a click and Lumine stepped back triumphantly, admiring her handiwork. She reached for the doorknob, but it twisted on its own.
Wait.
Holllld up.
Furina leapt back, her sword at the ready.
And out steps the Doctor.
In his crisp Fatui Harbinger outfit, a mask covering his eyes.
The area behind him glowed a Dendro green so bright it hurt to look at.
"Why are you in the Grand Sage's office?" Dehya demanded, leveling her claymore. "You shouldn't be here."
"Neither should you, and yet here we all are." He stepped aside, revealing a covered contraption. "I really would stay to chat, but Sigma build and La Signora's deaths have taught me better than to tempt fate. The Traveler's record is spotless, and yours is very nearly so; I should decide, the scholar I am, to be done with you both."
"Be done? What does that mean?" Lumine stepped forward.
"Ah... let's say that you all have records of miraculously escaping inescapable situations. I will be playing it verrrrrry safe; have a... nice flight."
He lifted the veil off of the contraption, letting their eyes rest for a moment on the cannon that sat in front of them.
Furina's heart dropped.
She had barely a moment before she was staring at a massive Anemo cannonball, flung at her with comically fast speed.
Furina's brain slowed down the moment enough to think.
The cannonball was large enough to spread out the damage; it wouldn't trigger the criteria to break skin, and the Hydro protector wouldn't kick in.
In two swift stabs, Furina broke the Hydro protection on both Dehya and Lumine, sending them off. She saw the Doctor's eyes briefly widen as his gaze tracked the two of them, which was quite satisfying.
She leveled the Splendor of Tranquil Waters at her own chest to try and get a third hit down, but the Anemo cannonball hit her right as her sword was about to connect and knocked it out of her hand. Furina unsummoned it and her blade disappeared in a shower of golden glitter, but she herself got launched into the sky.
Furina's Hydro barrier was stripped away and absorbed by the Anemo cannonball as she flew higher and higher. The sphere of elemental energy had long since dissipated by the time Furina reached the clouds, but she was still ascending at alarming rates.
At least... I'll see what's beyond Teyvat, right?
And I can probably get back before I die out there.
Furina was starting to feel dizzy as she spun around. The velocity of her rapid ascent had slowed, but not nearly enough.
The constellations in the sky...
But then, with a thunk, Furina hit something hard.
That jolted her to sobriety. She looked around, surveying the sky for that brief moment before she started falling again.
Nothing was amiss. There should still be more sky to traverse.
She reached out, and her hand just barely brushed something she couldn't see.
Confused, and perhaps a bit delirious, Furina fell back down to the earth, passing out on re-entry.
Notes:
The Doctor was pretty satisfied with that.
He wasn't sure if the cannonball was strong enough to launch the Hydro Archon all the way to the fake sky, but she was as good as dead.
He had aimed so well, too; her landing point should be somewhere in the desert, away from civilization. Maybe her death would spawn a new oasis?
The cannon and wooden patio had been destroyed, though. He was uncertain of the location of the two others who had come with the Hydro Archon, but he was certain that they would show up soon enough.
How interesting. The Doctor would simply have to keep an ear open for the news of any new lakes or oceans, and retrieve the Gnosis from a smoldering corpse if necessary.
And the Balladeer, who had so graciously accepted the plan to become a god.
Everything was falling into place, exactly as he had wanted it.
Sigma build was always the annoying teenager, anyways. His death at the hands of the Hydro Archon was really no big loss.
my notes for the blast were written so early in the morning and right after I got hit by the car.
-"sigma build didn't expect it but I am prepared! i have only been using 2% of my power since this battle has begun. BIDEN BLAST!!!!!"
-furina gets fucking nuked to kingdom come
-hits the fake sky like a snowglobe
-??? figure this out after
Chapter 33: the "laws" of teyvat
Summary:
been planning this one for a WHILE so im pretty pleased with how it is even though i only read it through once. enjoy the longest chapter thus far (even if it does require some background knowledge! i tried my best to give a brief overview in dialogue but it may be ehh if you havent done the desert chain or seen the lore there).
i'm honestly kind of planning a bad ending of sorts to both sumeru and fontaine; like just a second chapter or two attached to each ending where shit DOES hit the fan and neither lumine nor furina can juke their way out
like not just "damn everyone died, oof rip bozo" type of bad ending, but more psychological stuff that kind of just messes with furina and screws her up, you know? just one teensy tiny little small mistake that happened earlier in the story as a paragraph-long prologue or so, and then it cuts back to the present and they end up losing the final struggle and focalors has to call for istaroth to help reset the timeline AGAIN
it may be too early to think about that right now, but please drop your thoughts in the comments! yes bad ending, no bad ending?
ps: its pretty late (again) so i'll respond to the comments tomorrowTM. sorry!
Notes:
PLEASE READ THIS!!!
after sumeru, furina and lumine have a couple of chapters of leeway where another major quest happens. this quest is, of course, caribert, which I will be dedicating a chapter or so to as a 'transition' of sorts.
nothing interesting will happen there, and the entire quest takes place in about the span of a day (as furina will not be included in the vision) so I'm adding in another major world/story quest (shortened a lot, of course, but there nonetheless) to help flesh everything out a little more before the endgame arc of fontaine begins.
I've created a poll (which is probably not a virus), so please give me your thoughts there if you have the time!
keep in mind that these quests will happen regardless of participation from furina, lumine, and paimon, and each of them will be crucial to the story in some way, shape or form if they're there to witness it. I've thought of situations for all of these already, but feel free to put something else in!Probably best viewed after the chapter, but feel free to start here as there are no spoilers: https://forms.gle/LcZb6cMAieZ2Yrq16
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Ugggggghh...
My head...
Muscle memory kicked in and Furina went to smack at an alarm clock that wasn't there.
Her hand closed around something soft, and her eyes groggily blinked open.
A phantom breeze brushed her cheeks, but her hair stayed perfectly still. Furina lifted her hand, touched her cheek, and slowly set it down again.
It felt...
Peaceful.
Somewhere, a choir was singing a hauntingly beautiful melody. Anywhere else, Furina would have panicked, but everything was perfect here.
Her hand pressed against earth and grass as she pushed herself up. Sitting down, she brushed the dirt off of her coattail and retrieved her hat from the patch of flowers beside her.
Wait.
...
Something was horribly wrong.
Didn't she get launched into the sky by the Doctor? Shouldn't she have died on impact, wherever she landed?
She had gone up high enough to to touch some sort of barrier... some sort of false sky.
And ignoring how absurd that was, what happened to her?
Furina sat there, contemplating for a few moments.
Her panic was squashed by the calm that washed over her again.
Furina's mind flipped through the possibilities of what could be happening.
She pried the Akasha terminal off of her ear and set it down, where it reverted into a metal shell.
She was still here. So... was this experience real?
Furina stood up shakily, almost breaking her ankle on her heels. She positioned her hat atop her head again, and took a good look around.
A lake sprawled out in the enclosed area she was in. The sky was in a perfect sunset, beaming all sorts of pinks and oranges across the area.
The choir was nowhere to be seen, nor was the piano, so Furina's mind settled on some supernatural element in play.
She took a step around, channeling the Hydro on the lake to solidify so she could walk.
The Hydro didn't respond to her.
Confused, Furina stretched out her senses.
The lake didn't appear to be made out of water.
How curious.
She took a cautious step forward, her heels just barely touching the water, and a small ring of sparks expanded from the place where she made contact.
Furina looked around her furtively, but bent down and touched the surface.
It felt perfect; an exact replica of water, solidified into something glassy.
She stood up again, and after some more deliberation, stepped onto the surface fully and started toward the island in the middle.
Along the way, she saw fish and birds, swooping and swimming about. They were frozen in place, in picturesque poses, dancing in a way that was unearthly beautiful. Furina's hands brushed against their plumage, and she felt warmth.
Well. The entire area was warm and the air was crisp, but the birds felt exactly as they would be if they were living.
She paused, her hand resting on the beak of the crane.
Were they alive?
...was she alive?
She shook off the thought and continued forward to the island in the middle.
Even if I am dead... from impact with the ground, I guess...
I've heard of gods lingering for centuries after their deaths. Remnants of consciousness, bits of power...
Yes... Even in death, my mission will never be over.
Her head tilted up, seeing many more birds 'flying' around the oasis. The clouds were still in the exact same position Furina had seen them in when she first woke up.
She neared the island, climbing up the rocky pathway, and saw three stump-chairs.
At least, they looked like chairs. Eroded armrests rose out of the ground on the edges, and the back was sturdy wood. Letters were etched on the front; Deshret Script, Furina recognized, but she couldn't remember how to decipher them.
Maybe those ancient languages lessons Neuvillette tried to get me to take would have been worth it.
Furina smiled despite herself, and moved on to the next chair.
A few more letters were neatly stamped onto the wood as well. Furina thought it would be prudent to record them, and felt around for her notepad and pen. She tugged them out of her water dimension and copied the symbols down as neatly as she could, stashing them back once she was satisfied with their accuracy.
For once, Furina's mind felt at peace. At the center of this mystical oasis, all of her inner monologues were calmed.
No more did her voice echo through her own mind, constantly running scenarios and keeping up dozens of lies.
Even the consciousness of the god within her seemed to have dulled. It would have been horrifyingly eerie if the entire area didn't radiate nostalgia and... and a sense of home.
After a few moments of gazing at the thrones (she concluded that gods must have been the owners, for she felt no regular mortal would have sat upon these), Furina moved to look at the tree.
A small bottle with a few golden petals floated cheerfully by the roots. Furina reached toward it and picked it up.
It felt cold in her hand.
A stark contrast to the warmth all around her.
It wiggled in her grasp a few times, and floated upward.
Surprised, Furina let go.
She felt strong power emanating out of the bottle, and took a small step back.
The corner of her eye caught on something silvery, but before she could investigate, the bottle started speaking.
"Who is the malignant oaf that trespasses upon the sacrosanct land of the Jinn?"
Furina bristled at that.
"Well, if you'll excuse me, you should've chosen somewhere where I didn't trespass upon to slumber!"
The bottle rotated to 'face' Furina.
"Oh?"
It flew over, reminding Furina absurdly of Paimon.
"Hmm... such Hydro power resonating even through the edentulate environment that dulls the senses... Ah, forgive my outburst. You must be Hydro Archon Egeria, Lord of Amrita. An odd choice for a new form."
"Oh... ah. Hydro Archon Egeria has been dead for five hundred years. I am her successor, Focalors."
"Dead..." the bottle mused. "Hm... How curious. How curious indeed. Then the energy around here is not yours? This is not your domain?"
"No?" said Furina. "I don't know what amount of power could have caused time to freeze like this in here, but it's otherworldly. The amount of power in here would be world shattering... as much as in a Gnosis, I'd say."
"A Gnosis? One of those illicit trinkets Celestia issued?" the bottle sniffed haughtily (Furina had deemed it a her, since the voice was distinctly feminine). "Ha! No, no. Never shall those sundered pieces be permitted to be in as open of an area as this."
She paused. "Ah, but of course. Forgive me, Archon. I am Liloupar, a Jinni servant of my mistress, Nabu Malikata, Goddess of Flowers. I once guarded her kingdom, alongside my sisters, where her dreams and powers became ours and we swore to serve her for the rest of eternity."
"Liloupar?" Furina said. "Oh... I've heard of you and your story. Is this place your prison? Is it your energy that keeps this place alive?"
Liloupar sounded pleased at that. "To see that my name has not entirely perished in the gaze of the exalted... how intriguing. Your assumption is, however, incorrect. When I was shattered into multifarious pieces by the Desert King Deshret, I lost much of my power. This fragment is not even my largest one, but I assume it is your presence that wills enough power to form my consciousness."
Furina sat down next to Liloupar, disturbing the flowers. "This place... but it emits the same power as you. It feels very nostalgic."
Liloupar went quiet.
"That it does. If it is not your power, nor is it Lady Egeria's Amrita... The power of uncountable Jinn must have been used to create and power such a miraculous place."
"Jinni-made?" Furina asked. "Is that what the Amrita feels like?"
"In a sense, yes. They are quite hard to distinguish, but to someone like you it would be second nature. Yes... the power of Jinn and the power of Desert King Deshret together created this place. That much I can sense." Liloupar floated up higher and observed the area. "I feel... like I am missing something. How odd. Some wistful yearning, as old as the Archons..."
"Do you at least know a way out?" Furina stood up. "I'm sorry I can't help you find the answers you're looking for, but maybe someone else will. Do we know what type of seal is keeping this place pristine? Can we talk to them and go out?"
"Hmm? Like a guardian?" Liloupar rotated to face Furina. "Ah, I suppose you are correct. No matter the power injected at its creation, relentless natural forces and the inexhaustible human urge to explore would have surely eaten away at this seraphic paradise. If my suspicions about the origin are true, then... there must be a Jinni nearby."
Her voice grew strange as she said it.
Furina started toward the base of the island again, back to the thrones, when she felt the presence of Liloupar stop at the seats.
"Oh, right. Liloupar, you know the Deshret Script, no? Could you help me translate these?"
"I do, indeed. One moment."
Liloupar floated in front of the chair to the left of the center, strangely silent.
"Liloupar?" Furina grew concerned and returned to stand next to the Jinni.
Assuming that she had forgotten such an unused script, Furina stood to the side awkwardly and let her think.
An eternity seemed to pass before Liloupar spoke again.
"This... cannot be."
"Hm?"
Liloupar's voice had started to tremble, a stark contrast to the velvety smooth of her previous articulation.
"No... no... this..."
The petals inside of the bottle had started shifting between violent red and deep blue. After a few moments, the bottle itself began to shake.
Furina thought it was quite a miracle to be experiencing anger and sadness of that magnitude in a place with as much serenity as this.
The bottle stilled after a few moments. The petals returned to their original yellow, and Liloupar rotated to face Furina.
"Archon, I know where we are."
The Orchard of Pairidaeza was allegedly where the Jinn were told their mistress Nabu Malikata slumbered.
Liloupar had evidently recognized it, but did not expect to awaken in the orchard where everything was said to be sealed and kept pristine from the filth of the outside world. Furina was apparently not even supposed to be in here; how she managed to land in the middle of this entirely underground area after plummeting out of the sky was something not even Liloupar knew.
"The Desert King Deshret... had promised us, the Jinn. In exchange for our power, so alike our fallen mistress, he would search tirelessly for a way to restore her from her endless slumber.
"He had promised that she had simply fallen asleep. That there was a cure for whatever ailed her." Liloupar drifted a little closer to the throne. "But there cannot be a cure for death. Not even among gods, who are so infinitely powerful outside of that."
She drifted away from the throne, facing Furina. "The Desert King has tricked us all. All of the Jinn voluntarily gave up our forms and power, ever-changing and otherworldly beautiful, to offer our servitude to him in hopes that one day we would be reunited with our mistress. This must be... the Orchard of Pairidaeza, where she was said to slumber. All of the power which we granted to him was placed here in some form of... memorial."
"If she is dead, should her body not be buried here?" Furina stepped forward. "She isn't a god, so there should be something to remember her by."
"No." Liloupar said. "No, there is not a single trace of my mistress older than the creation of the Orchard here. Her corpse has not been frozen in time the same way as the other creatures of this cemetery were. She has been here in the past, yes, but the traces... are so faint... they must date even before the wretched rise of Gurabad, the kingdom which I helped create and which I had destroyed. This is nothing but an empty tomb."
...
Liloupar let out a long sigh.
"The Mistress of Flowers and the Lord of All Oases' final sphere of influence. I do not know how I did not recognize it when your presence first awoke... even now, I should know the mark of her domain. The lingering remnants of her brilliant mind and the combined power of countless Jinn have preserved the last of her essence within. The calm and serenity we both feel... is a result of her sphere of influence as well. For the mistress was once the guardian of maddened monks and lost wanderers; to them, this place was indeed a paradise they could call home."
"That's quite the connection you have with her," Furina smiled gently. "I know what it is like to have become far too acquainted with death. If nothing else, she has you and the Jinn to remember her... and the Dendro Archon, who must surely remember her friend dearly."
"Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is no longer present," Liloupar said strangely. "I thought you to know this already. Greater Lord Rukkhadevata's 'light' vanished from my slumber five hundred years ago."
"Yes... right. My apologies. My memory... seems to be a bit off."
"You do not look quite old enough to experience erosion," Liloupar inspected Furina. "How odd."
"It's not caused by erosion, don't worry," said Furina. "It's a byproduct of me being near Sumeru and the Avatar of Irminsul, I guess."
"This place is perfectly frozen in time," said Liloupar, "at the moment of its creation. Irminsul should not affect you here."
Furina froze. "But we're on Teyvat. There should be no place where Irminsul doesn't reach."
"There are many places even on the surface where the energy present overrides even the power of Irminsul," Liloupar explained. "Places where Abyssal energy are strong enough to warp the control of the heavens are scattered across the area. The Dragon Sovereigns themselves have great resistance to the influence of Celestia, as well; perhaps it may be worth asking one of them."
How interesting. Neuvillette?
Though I suppose he would, just based on the fact that he was permitted to live in Fontaine in the first place...
Also a pretty big miracle that I didn't get murdered in my sleep.
Furina paused. There seemed to be a bigger issue at hand.
Abyssal energy strong enough to warp the heavens... like the corrupted statue?
Is that what Lumine's brother is trying to do?
What...
"You seem to be quite deep in thought," Liloupar observed.
"You seem to be quite knowledgable for a bottle that slept for a couple thousand years straight. Did you say the Lord of the Desert... ah, King Deshret was the one to scatter you?"
"Yes," Liloupar said bitterly. "And all for nothing. My form, sundered into pieces uncountable, with not even my mistress to show for it."
There was an awkward pause.
"If you could read those chairs, what do the other two say?" Furina asked, trying to change the subject.
Liloupar paused for a moment, floating to the others and reading.
"My great mistress, Nabu Malikata, Deshret, and Rukkhadevata. The three god-kings of ancient Sumeru... good friends though they once were, their ideas clashed together whilst in pursuit of the same goal."
Furina gazed wistfully at the chairs, and they shared a moment of silence together at the seats.
"How tragic," Furina said quietly. "That even for all the beauty and power these three held, all that remains of their friendship are these chairs and this frozen paradise."
"Does Sumeru no longer recall their relationship?"
Furina laughed bitterly. "The desert-folk believe King Deshret to have been murdered by Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, and the rainforest has fallen too deep into folly to give the fact any great notice. Their people fight far too often and I myself have been called to stop brewing war. And Nabu Malikata... she has disappeared into legend."
"To forget my beloved mistress," Liloupar sighed. "Oh, what a fate hast befallen the once enlightened land of Sumeru. Do my sisters, the Jinn, no longer live among the Sumerians? Do they no longer honor the exalted memory of our mistress?"
"I'm sure they do, but most of the Jinn have long since disappeared from public sight," Furina answered. "Scholars from the Akademiya often arrive in Fontaine to seek the assistance of either I or the Iudex Neuvillette to demand answers, hoping that our knowledge as godly beings would help them figure out the mystery."
"And did you? Did you offer them any counsel?"
"I knew nothing, back then," Furina smiled wryly, sitting down on a rock and gently kicking the surface of the glassy water. "I might as well have been another mortal. I told them some lies and sent them into the desert searching; I do not expect that they have found anything, nor do I intend to apologize."
"I should offer my own opinion and say that they quite deserved that treatment," Liloupar's bottle shook with laughter. "The scholars of the Akademiya... seem to have fallen so far."
"They have indeed," Furina snickered. "And I don't expect them to be much better until that change is forced. What do you plan to do, once you have left here?"
"Find the fragments of myself which have been scattered across the desert by the Desert King," Liloupar answered. "And then, perhaps... find my sisters and attempt to rebuild our home."
"How... how nice."
"And you? What do you hope to achieve, Archon?"
Furina paused.
"A prophecy threatens the land which I was sworn to protect and guide. I've already failed once to save it, so I must find out how to leverage the influence I have and save everyone I love this time."
"How noble."
"Thank you."
"Let us... leave this place. Unless you wish to explore further?"
"Are you going to follow me?" Furina asked, surprised.
"But of course. I must leave as well to achieve what I want, and you are fine company."
Furina laughed. "Yes. Yes, then let's go. This place is beautiful, but I've left friends behind who may be in danger."
Liloupar was strangely silent at that, but the two of them set off toward the cave in the distance.
A large platform bearing the architecture of the desert was placed at the end of the cave, with a generator in the middle.
"Ah, is this a lift?" Liloupar drifted forward to inspect it. "How intriguing. It is still functional, after all this time?"
"I'd guess it falls under your mistress' domain, and is as frozen as the oasis." Furina stepped forward and put her hand on the glowing area. "Hang on, don't fall onto the ground."
"As if I could ever permit myself to such disgrace. Do as you will."
The mechanism slowly started rising as Furina poured Hydro energy into it. As they moved, Furina slowly felt that sense of unnatural calmness and serenity leave her; but she still felt clear-headed and warm.
In a way, that place is addicting. I suspect that if I were still entirely human, I may not have been able to pull myself away from such strong temptation.
Somewhere, some old mechanism seemed to creak and rise into high alert. Liloupar seemed to have sensed this as well, for she warned Furina of potential danger.
They slowly rose up together, before the lift shuttered to a stop right next to a mechanism with two petals inside.
"Another Jinni?"
Furina stepped forward and gently prodded the mechanism.
...
A voice, raspy from unuse, echoed from the inside.
"Hydro Archon. Traitorous Liloupar. Why have you... how have you arrived from the sacred Orchard of my mistress?"
Recognition seemed to strike through Liloupar, as her petals turned a vibrant shade of orange.
"Sister... Ferigees, I have returned."
"Apparently so," the Jinni laughed mirthlessly. "And to call me sister, so boldly to my face. You and I, sisters, after your wretched crimes?"
Liloupar's voice was perfectly steady and emotionless.
"Yes. We are both Jinn, crreated by the same mistress so long ago. Thus, we are sisters, no matter how much you should wish to disagree."
"You... you have not answered my original question. How have you arrived from the sacred oasis, the slumbering place of our mistress?"
"My consciousness was awoken in a shard that was not the largest by the Hydro Archon's presence," Liloupar replied.
...
"Ferigees, I assume you know of the secret within the oasis. Why do you guard the empty garden so?"
Ferigees turned a deep shade of blue.
"I... what folly. Of course not. Our mistress slumbers deep within, protected by the her own power, the power of the Desert King, and the power of countless Jinn. I act as guard and gatekeeper of her rest; I would surely know this."
"You lie to yourself, even now?" Liloupar asked. "To prove that your millenia of suffering, alone in this underground mechanical prison, shed of the form of a Jinni was not for naught?"
Her voice... both of their voices...
They're so shaky.
How funny it is that I can tell the emotions of literal bottles more than the Knave or Monsieur Neuvillette.
Ferigees bristled. "No. No! Of course not. For the sake of the Hydro Archon, I have not summoned the mechanisms that were sworn to guard this place with me, but do not assume that your false words will pass through unpunished!"
"You know you're lying," Furina said softly. "You don't have to pretend. I've been inside and I know that there is nothing there but memory."
"No..." Ferigees wavered. "I..."
...
"I am sorry. My shackles, my chains, my oath... I must keep the memory of our mistress alive. I cannot abandon my position, for I have given up all I have to indwell this mechanism. I must... keep going."
...
Furina felt something within her resonate deeply with that.
Emotions crashed forth, but Furina kept her poker face up.
"I once thought that I had to persist in an endless torturous cycle for the hope that I, too, would keep the people I loved alive." Furina moved closer to pat the mechanism. "I had to do it for people who were still alive, facing a prophecy sent down by the heavens. But you... need not suffer."
"How arrogant, even for a god," Ferigees breathed. "You would suggest that I leave my mistress' memory to perish? That I leave her tomb, no matter how empty, to crumble under the weight of time?"
"No. Of course not. Are you sure that you cannot leave the apparatus?"
"My power as a Jinni holds the power within the Orchard of Pairidaeza together and my form would fade should I leave. No. Never. I will stay here until this very cavern collapses atop me, and then I will pull together what I can to keep my mistress' last sphere of influence alive, no matter the cost."
Furina smiled gently at her. "Have you ever seen the inside of the oasis?"
Ferigees stopped twitching within the mechanism.
"No... actually. I have never."
"Please answer me honestly, here. Do you suffer in this mechanical prison, and do you want to be free? Do you want to see the inside of the Orchard which you have guarded since before even I was alive?"
Hydro coursed over the cavern, pulsing out of Furina.
Ferigees seemed to be contemplating. Behind Furina, Liloupar had reacted to the Compulsion and was considering the questions herself, in a vastly different context.
"I... I do. Endless loneliness is unbearable, no matter how you consider it. And... I suppose... I would like to feel my mistress' influence one last time, even if it means death. At least then, I shall be reunited with her in the after."
She seemed briefly shocked by what she had said.
"Then come on. Let's go fulfil that wish. It's the least I can do for you... and it doesn't erase the pain from all those years of silence, but I hope it helps."
"I cannot leave, please," Ferigees started panicking as Furina reached toward the mechanism, her hands glowing. "No. No, Hydro Archon, please stop. You do not know what ruin your actions will bring. I do not care for my own survival, but the memory... my mistress... Without my keeping everything together, the Orchard will fall apart. The oasis will no longer exist in a matter of years. You can't!"
"Hehe. I'm still an Archon, right?" Focalors clasped the machine in her hands. "Don't worry about that. Let's head back one last time."
Do you believe in an afterlife?
Vision holders may ascend to Celestia as gods after death through sheer power of will; it is not at all implausible to assume that even ordinary human souls will enjoy something after death. Higher life-forms like Jinn, adepti, and gods are certainly included within those metrics.
Ahh... but humans...
Memories and records have become so powerful they have taken human form, thousands of years after their original owners have passed. Is that not the beauty of humanity?
That is why you thought it brilliant to make me "perfectly human, as you had always wanted me?"
Words taken right out of my mouth. My... we really are alike.
The Jinni Ferigees was transported into a Hydro bubble, fashioned into a bottle-like shape. It drifted out of her hands and joined Liloupar in the corner.
The mechanism which Ferigees indwelt crumbled as Furina's hands were taken away. The cavern rumbled ominously, but stilled back into position.
Furina activated the elevator again, and both Liloupar and Ferigees were silent as they descended back to the Orchard of Pairidaeza.
The three of them explored every nook and cranny of the Orchard, and Ferigees slowly lightened up. Liloupar seemed happy to be with her sister, even if it was doomed to last only a blink in her long life.
At the end, the three of them approached the center island again.
"Nabu Malikata," Ferigees read, observing the throne. "Our mistress..."
"Indeed," Liloupar seemed to smile bitterly. "Ah... and I suppose our time together is up. Thank you for everything, Ferigees."
"Still spouting the same honeyed words that brought the great walls of Gurabad down," Ferigees said. "And yet... I cannot truthfully say that I am not grateful for both you and the Hydro Archon for allowing me to rediscover the joys of our mistress and companionship."
"Please call me Furina, both of you," Furina blushed slightly. "It's odd hearing you, who should be my elders, refer to me in that way."
"But why? In the grand scheme of hierarchy, you do indeed outrank both of us." Ferigees turned to Furina. "But... thank you, Furina. I shall remember this forever. Should we meet again, I will thank you in every way a Jinni knows, for all of eternity. Thank you."
"Really, don't worry about it. I must apologize, but I have something in mind for this garden before I leave you to your solitude forever."
"Oh?" Ferigees turned to her.
"So long as it does not desecrate this place forever, I am sure that my mistress will forgive you. Judging by the look on your face... Greater Lord Rukkhadevata seems to be on the forefront of your mind." Liloupar floated to Ferigees.
"The Greater Lord... yes. Please take good care of her."
Furina decided that Ferigees didn't need to know another tragedy had happened. "Of course. As a member of the Seven and as Furina de Fontaine, I swear that I will protect the Dendro Archon with all that I have."
"Thank you..." Ferigees said again. "The end of my borrowed time seems to be approaching."
"Indeed. I am sorry that I could not buy you more."
"No, fret not. This was more than I could have ever dreamed of. I must return to my mistress and beg her forgiveness soon."
"You said that you intended to preserve this memorial forever," Liloupar mentioned. "What could possibly contain enough power for that? You could not possibly reliquish... unless..."
"Haha, you seemed to have guessed correctly." Furina summoned the Gnosis. "Yes. I have no need for it anyways; what more fitting way to use it than to honor the Goddess of Flowers and the Greater Lord?"
A pedestal of Hydro sprouted from the ground, solidifying into the same starry purple water that was on the lake as it rose. It twisted itself into a pristine shape, with a chamber similar to the one Ferigees was imprisoned in as a place for the Gnosis. Splashes of water exploded outward, solidifying as they did, hovering without aid in the air.
Ferigees seemed to understand and drifted over after one last forlorn glance at the thrones, situating herself in the middle of the pedestal. The Hydro bottle which Furina had created to temporarily preserve Ferigees melted into the water which had frozen in time, and the petals that were the remnants of her form slowly started to dim.
"Thank you again..." she breathed, growing quiet. "And Liloupar... please try to lead the virtuous life this time. When you find the rest of yourself, please... keep the memory of our mistress, the Goddess of Flowers, Nabu Malikata alive."
"I will," Liloupar said quietly. "I will. Rest well, Ferigees."
A massive pulse of Hydro exploded out of the Gnosis as Furina set it onto the pedestal. It floated slightly upward, hovering in the middle of the diamond-shaped frame so alike that one that Ferigees was trapped in. Ferigees' remaining form, the two petals, glowed a warm pink so bright it hurt to look at for a second, and darkened completely.
The Orchard of Pairidaeza around them, which had dimmed slightly after Ferigees was removed from her cage, glowed with renewed fervor. The sky brightened for a moment, illuminating all the hills and the frozen water in all its glory, and returned to its original state; vibrant still, but renewed.
Furina's eye caught once more on the branch of Irminsul sticking out of the island with the thrones. Sidestepping the new pedestal and battery that would power the oasis and keep it timeless, as well as the throne of King Deshret, Furina went to look at it.
The branch glittered silver, twinkling in the sunlight as Furina approached.
But the 'veins' of the tree, which would usually flow with silver light like blood, were completely still. Like the water and the wildlife around them.
"A place where not even Irminsul can touch, created by gods under the dominion of Celestia," Furina ran her hand along the branch. "How unprecedented."
"Indeed," Liloupar said, joining her. "You seem to have something important in mind. Pray tell, what might it be?"
"Godly insight is especially strong here," Furina contemplated. "Is that another one of your mistress' powers?"
"She was an exceedingly strong prophet," Liloupar remembered fondly. "Alas, but her lingering power alone should not be powerful enough to invoke prophecies. I myself have some of her power; I loathe to admit it, but I used this gift to bring ruin to a kingdom."
"You warped fate to prophesize doom? She must be powerful indeed. I must thank her for the insight," Furina said. "Are you aware of forbidden knowledge?"
"I am," Liloupar answered. "I have been warned of it many a time."
"Greater Lord Rukkhdevata, previous avatar of Irminsul, was corrupted by this and intends to erase herself. Like this garden and like the memory of your mistress, I believe she deserves a chance at seeing what her sacrifice has done for all of the people in Sumeru."
Liloupar paused.
"I see... I understand."
"And your own prophetic power... do you truly warp fate, or is it a mere viewing of the future?"
"A mere viewing, though I may twist the prophecy to twist fate."
"Oh?" Furina raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "How so?"
"My power is not nearly as strong as my mistress, who could change even fate to a small degree, but I am still far above mere astrology." Liloupar answered. "Though everything I foresee is doomed to be true, I can add verse to change how the truth happens."
"I see. If, for example, you were given the insight that 'Gurabad will drown in honey, leaving only the king to record the history,' how would you... twist... it?"
"I would not," LIloupar sneered. "I would have recited the prophecy as is, and left that accursed kingdom to the wind."
"Ahahahah!" Furina laughed. "I mean, if you were delivered it while you were still constructing the city with your old husband Ormazd, with love and duty in your heart."
"Hmm..." Liloupar thought for a moment. "Hmm..."
...
"I suppose I would... say... that 'Gurabad will be covered in so much honey that one could drown, with the king and only the king being able to record the event in the pages of history.' This way, the subjects of Gurabad need not die, and it has been twisted in a way so that the king is prophesized to pen the history instead of being the only one left."
"Thank you very much for that. I'll keep that in mind. Your power is exceedingly useful."
Liloupar seemed to regard her oddly. "I thank you for the compliment. Such a strange request as well, but I trust you have your reasons. I wish you the best of luck."
"...thank you. Let's leave this place."
Liloupar looked wistfully at the pedestal and the thrones again.
"I apologize if this is childish, but... will the Orchard of Pairidaeza be sealed as it was by my sister Ferigees? Every so often, I can imagine the urge to revisit this place will hit me quite hard."
"No, not to you or any of the Jinni. The Gnosis will regulate the Orchard exactly as Ferigees would have, using my consciousness and judgement as basis. You will pass through unhindered, but thieves who somehow managed to encroach this far would be swiftly removed... with force if needed."
"Thank you." Liloupar did a cute little bow with her bottle, tipping forward slightly. "You are merciful indeed. Let us depart from this place and say our farewells, until fate brings us once again together."
"Magnanimous," Furina laughed. "But yes, let's."
They headed back to the cavern that contained the lift after one last moment at the central island.
Furina paused. "Liloupar, one second, please."
The Jinni stopped.
Furina rummaged in her water dimension, searching for one of Lumine's alchemical creations.
Her hand clasped around something cold, and she tugged it out.
"What is that?" Liloupar asked curiously.
"A portable teleport waypoint. I feel like I'll need it soon, so I'll set it over there."
"Those statues... have function?" Liloupar seemed slightly bewildered.
"Yes, but only my friend can use it. She's kind of special."
"To be the friend of an Archon, I would assume so."
"She's more special than I am, honestly," Furina said, setting the waypoint on the ground. "Really, she doesn't even abide by the known laws of Teyvat. She's kind of like this oasis, in a way."
"Oh? How interesting. I must meet her sometime."
"I'm sure she'll be happy to chat over tea," Furina twisted the top and watched as the waypoint sprung to life near the mouth of the cavern.
"When I regain my original form, I shall be happy to accept this offer." Liloupar sighed.
"Alright. Let's actually go, this time."
"There are violent sandstorms outside of this place; take care. I shall do my best to protect you, but be on alert nonetheless."
"I've fought gods and I am a god; somehow, I think that I should come out of this just fine."
The quiet sound of laughter from both the Jinni and the Archon slowly faded as they rose on the ancient lift.
Two pairs of eyes fell on the pedestal containing the Hydro Gnosis.
A hand, gleaming with lunar sheen, nails in a perfect manicure even after millennia, reached for it.
A sharp stab of Hydro smacked it away.
Some lingering vestige of the Hydro Archon? The Gnosis' innate desire to not be taken?
The hand recoiled, returning to its master, skin translucent and glowing in the same otherworldly manner as the environment of the empty tomb she was said to slumber in.
A mere memory both of them were now, but the power of the Celestial Gnosis and the presence of the Hydro Archon had awoken them, granting their thoughts form and their consciousness power.
They knew, somewhere in their hearts, which had stopped beating so long ago; they would have to enjoy their time in the ineffably beautiful paradise for quite some time until the friend they sought returned to enjoy one final chat on the thrones which had sat vacant for so long.
Or perhaps, in the memories of this domain, they had not been long at all? Maybe it had only been decades, a century at most.
"Twas brilliant timing then, when you allowed the Hydro Archon a glimpse of the future. We shall surely see Her soon."
Even in death, centuries after their bodies had vanished, he still retained that hope that one day she would return his affections. This had been well within her calculations when she sacrificed herself to the Celestial Nail, but to see that they would once again share conversation was a pleasant surprise not even she could have prophesized.
"How long do you think she will keep us waiting?" she said instead.
"A few months, perhaps a year."
"Then we shall discuss all which we have missed and all which she did not see. What a miracle this is."
"Indeed."
She sat down on the throne labeled with her name, reminiscing.
A flower blossoms so that it may enjoy a spectacular death.
One that I sought to enshrine the bittersweetness of my memory forever.
Ah...
Am I a villain?
...
Perhaps.
I had destroyed our friendship in an act of impulse, attempting to preserve the image of the blooming flower forevermore.
But it seems that all is well.
Rukkhadevata still has some time even after we meet. When we both return to the state of after we were in prior to this reawakening, she will remain on Teyvat for a while, assisting her predecessor exactly as she had hoped.
I waited for her return, but it seems that I died before the three of us could have reunited; I do not believe that Rukkhadevata intended to face the disgrace caused by us and witnessed by the heavens.
I am sorry.
But...
...
I have certainly missed our time together.
Notes:
Form to the quest poll: https://forms.gle/LcZb6cMAieZ2Yrq16 (i promise its not a virus or a crypto scam)
The Traveler had left for the desert in search of Furina.
Scaramouche sat in the little compartment that the Doctor and the Akademiya had prepared for him to 'marinate' in until he could reach a level of serenity required to accept the Divine Knowledge Capsule.
As per the instructions from the Hydro Archon (which he loathed to admit), he had pretended to have a hard time reaching that level.
The Sages had already attempted an infusion of the Divine Knowledge Capsule, but Scaramouche had started violently twitching and rejecting the capsule. They weren't too pleased with that, but bowed and scraped enough to let him meditate a while longer.
The capsule was nothing special in of itself. It contained some unintelligible information that he suspected only the Lesser Lord would be able to decode. Something... "World... forget me."
It was above his pay grade to think about, so he resumed his position of meditation and closed his eyes. That quiet hatred for the Doctor and the genuine like for the Dendro Archon resurfaced again.
How did he know her name was Nahida? He was sure he had never paid attention if the others had ever mentioned it in the past.
Nabu Malikata being able to see the future is linked to the tidbit where she was said to have "foreseen the coming of the Cataclysm... creating a shard of Khvarena that would later become the divine bird Simurgh... fated to sacrifice itself in the Cataclysm to assist Greater Lord Rukkhadevata and preserve the Amrita." This was probably multiple thousands of years after her death, so i'm calling her prophecy power pretty dang strong, and that liloupar inherited a bit (since she prophesized gurabads fall and a whole load of tragedy on her husband). sorry if its bullshit, my bad!
nabu malikata is also written REALLY morally grey, which i find interesting; i've written her on the lighter side, but the way she's written in game is almost perfectly in the middle. she's extremely merciful and kind, but she was also "blooming to enjoy a spectacular death."
ps: my english was NOT good enough for jinni-talk, what was hoyo COOKING
pps: HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS!!!!!!!! Another one over, and a year of this fic being in progress (I LOVE PROCRASTINATION!!!!).
Chapter 34: and thus, the jailbird walks free
Summary:
im genuinely crashing out, half this chapter deleted itself cuz i forgot to save and school hits hard (rip 4000 words)
thank you all for voting in the poll!
in first place, we have the khvarena quest, but in a very close second we have the raiden quest and the enkanomiya quest tied. i believe in democracy, so furina goes on the khvarena quest, but someone wrote in the comments section of the poll that "if the lore was important enough, maybe they could split up" and I thought that was great as I would have trouble writing lumine and paimon as ignorant if I'm going to be blasting this story's egeria lore at you all.paimon and lumine will be heading back to inazuma with a valid relevant premise for splitting up from furina (I've thought about this one already, but I feel like its a bit recycled lmfao). they'll get a chapter dedicated to their exploits, but the khvarena quest furina goes down gets more detail. the jeht storyline got some love as well, so I'll tie that in a little in lieu of a set storyline.
to those that voted for everything else, I'm sorry I couldn't write about those, but I hope these chapters prove fulfilling as well!
Notes:
about the bad ending mentioned last chapter; the bad ending will NOT be canon (you can think of it as canon, but everything is just reverted back to the end of chapter one sans furina memories so its basically like nothing changed at all) and the good ending will be the final one, as I did start writing this after sobbing in my bed cuz furina injustice.
its kind of just tacked on at the end as a cool what-if
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Furina seemed to sense two presences as she ascended the lift, but dismissed it.
Liloupar left after a brief farewell, leaving a glowing water lily behind and promising to come when the flower was crushed. Furina gratefully stashed it away, and the two went on their separate ways.
Furina started back to Sumeru, after deciding that she would rather not climb the wall, and would instead go through Aaru Village. It would be nice to see the leader, who had been so helpful when Eremite bandits had attacked a Fontainian merchant cart.
To her surprise, after a few hours of travel, she met Lumine and Alhaitham in Aaru Village. Everywhere she looked, a missing person poster was pinned to a house with her face emblazoned on the front.
"Eh?"
Paimon whipped around, reacting first. "Furina?!"
The three of them enjoyed a brief conversation, catching up. Alhaitham stood awkwardly to the side, talking to the leader of the desert village (Furina found out that her name was Candace).
Apparently, while Furina was passed out and had not regained consciousness in the Orchard of Pairidaeza, Lumine, Paimon, and Alhaitham had discovered the secret of forbidden knowledge and the true origin of the Divine Knowledge Capsule. Greater Lord Rukkhadevata's memories were the source of the Divine Knowledge, but also the forbidden one, and the Akademiya had extracted the information from scholars that had gone mad.
Furina would have wagered her life on the fact that the Sages were completely aware of this madness, and could have easily stopped it.
That also proved her prophetic insight to be true. Greater Lord Rukkhadevata was indeed the source of forbidden knowledge, and would try and eradicate herself through Irminsul in order to purge it.
She thought back to Mona, from back in Mondstadt; her astrology seemed as powerful as this, but Furina also knew that astrology was based on the stars, whereas this was based on Divine foresight. Thus, she would place more importance on her own vision, seemingly granted by Nabu Malikata, but she also thought it necessary for her to consult with some of the astrologers in the Akademiya and call Mona to Sumeru.
The four of them left for Sumeru City at once. Alhaitham briefed her on the situation.
The Sages, spurred on by the Doctor, had started a manhunt for the members of the revolt. Dunyazard and Dehya had discreetly purchased a property near the wealthier side of Sumeru, and that was to become home base (as the Akademiya would think that the only ones who would benefit from a change in the status quo would be those living in relative austerity). It was also coincidentally near the Adventurer's Guild, and Lumine had conversed with Nahida often before setting off for the desert.
The Fatui had sent out twenty or so search parties into the desert, near the Hadramaveth area. Furina shivered as she thought about the Orchard of Pairidaeza, buried underneath. She would have to trust in the Gnosis, for once.
The Sabzeruz Gala had recruited more than twenty more people to their cause. Lumine affectionately referred to them as 'sleeper agents' and 'CIA pigeons,' much to the chagrin of Alhaitham and Paimon. Each of them had substantial wealth or social standing, and all of them stood to gain, but Furina didn't consider them unselfishly motivated enough to be trusted with the full scope of operations.
And, most importantly, Dehya had gotten many of her Eremite friends to stage a surrounding attack during the date of rescue. They were already planning it, and Alhaitham said that the Akademiya was already aware of it, so it was mostly to draw manpower away from the Sages and the Doctor. This would be helpful when the jailbreak was happening, and it was happening soon.
Furina had been out for an entire month before coming to, and during that time, they had gathered adequate knowledge and resources to stage a full frontal assault with no holds barred. Scaramouche had traveled decently far on the path to becoming a god, and had already received sufficient power to be considered one. The final step was the Divine Knowledge Capsule, which he suspected would be soon. As soon as they had the Divine Knowledge Capsule in their hands, it was safe to rescue Nahida and see the final message of the Greater Lord.
Once Alhaitham left to collect the travel permits from the Caravan Ribat authorities, Furina turned to Lumine and Paimon, solemn.
"Do you guys know of the Desert of Hadramaveth's eternal sandstorm?"
Paimon and Lumine shared a look. "Yep. Alhaitham told us while we were traveling in the desert... something about the sandstorm raging for as long as anyone can remember."
"There's something inside of that desert," Furina said, leaning in. "There's an Orchard frozen in time, and I need your help with it."
The two of them tried to wrap their heads around it. "Frozen... in time? How is that possible? Do you mean just like a statue?"
"No. All the flora and fauna in that place were alive." explained Furina. "Wait- there's someone else that needs to know this."
Furina turned around to the nearest Corps of Thirty guard with an Akasha Terminal on and snatched it off of his ear. When he raised his lance and protested, she passed him a ten-thousand Mora Northland Bank coin.
She haphazardly fastened the Akasha Terminal onto her ear and winced as the disorienting feeling washed over her. She tried to project her consciousness out through the Akasha as far as she could, hoping to reach Nahida.
Nahida answered the call soon enough, startled that Furina was screaming her civilian name and not her Archon title like most others. She inquired as to why Furina had called her.
"Do you know of the Orchard of Pairidaeza?"
All three of her audience members shook their heads.
"Ah, that makes everything a little more complicated. The Orchard of Pairidaeza is an oasis frozen in time, in the middle of the Desert of Hadramaveth. In it, I received a prophetic vision."
"Oh?" Nahida projected her voice through the Akasha Terminal directly into their minds. "A prophetic vision... how interesting! I don't think Sumeru's had one of those in a long time."
"Yeah, and I wish Fontaine never had one, but this one's actually helpful." snorted Furina. "In my vision, I learned what Lumine and Paimon learned in the desert. Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is the source of the forbidden knowledge, as the corrupted Avatar of Irminsul, and this forbidden knowledge in turn is what causes the Withering and Eleazar."
"Wait, hold on, what are those? And what the heck is an Orchard of Pay-dezz-uh?" Paimon shook her head. "Slow down, slow down!"
"The Orchard of Pai-ri-dae-za is an oasis in the middle of the desert. Nahida, you may know of it as the Eternal Oasis."
"Hmm... I have indeed heard of it. Created by the Desert King Deshret for the late Nabu Malikata, friend of my predecessor... but I thought it to be legend. The Akademiya has sent out more search parties than I can think of, and the Eremites in the desert have certainly done the same. How did you find it?"
"When I was launched out into the sky by the Doctor, I awoke in the Orchard," Furina said, thinking. "Now that you mention it, that has passed my mind a couple of times. I think... I believe that some godly power brought me there. It was completely underground and sealed off."
"That is something that we will have to figure out later. This is fascinating..."
"But how has it been frozen in time?" Paimon asked. "If Paimon has it right, everything in there is still alive... but just a snapshot of a moment."
"Yes, that's right," said Furina. "I touched multiple animals and flowers inside there. I can sense life through my innate connection to the Primordial Ocean as the Hydro Archon; everything there exuded life energy and was very much alive. Even the water was frozen... my footsteps couldn't break the surface tension, and walking on it felt like walking on glass."
"A place frozen in time..." Paimon mumbled. "Paimon's brain is spinning... how did that even happen?"
"I'm not entirely sure myself, but I do have something else I can't currently tell you," Furina admitted. "Not while the Akasha is still under the control of the Doctor and the Akademiya. I'll say it once we're face-to-face."
"That's fine. I understand completely." Nahida said solemnly. "Your thoughts... are a mess to read, as well. You think in many more pathways than a typical person."
"Ah. I'll be taking that as a compliment..."
"Hehe, it was one. My apologies if it sounded rude... I'm not very familiar with social interactions."
"You still haven't said what Eleazar and the Withering are," Paimon mentioned. "You said it was caused by... uh, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata? What is it exactly?"
"A phenomenon that causes both land and people to wither, caused by forbidden knowledge," Furina explained impatiently. "Just know that it's bad and that the Greater Lord spent more than a few thousand years keeping it contained. Now, if we can continue?"
Lumine nodded dutifully. Furina sniffed at her, haughty.
"Anyways. In this prophetic vision, I discovered that Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is waiting for something, but also that she plans to erase herself from Irminsul to completely purge the forbidden knowledge correlated to her filthied consciousness. This is also supported by... something else, uh, within me, as a bit of godly instinct, if you will." Furina coughed into her fist. "Ehem! She intends to purify herself and the forbidden knowledge her memory brings, but I, along with you three, know that we would never agree to that."
All three of them paused. Nahida recovered first, Paimon recovered last.
"She wants to erase herself? That's... she can't!"
"Apparently she can, and it's been done before," Furina said.
"No, Furina, I understand that you can erase information in Irminsul. I meant that she couldn't erase herself. Think of it like you killing yourself and hiding your own body... the only way to physically do it would be to snip off your branch once you're inside, but that requires a body and may have disastrous consequences!"
"Ohh, Paimon gets it." Paimon nodded thoughtfully. "So she needs someone else to do it. Who else has that kind of power?"
"The Sages?" Lumine offered. "If this is related to the Akasha, at least... they should be able to do that."
"If they could they'd have long since removed Nahida," Paimon objected. "Also, it's Irminsul, the world-tree. It contains all the memories and knowledge within Teyvat, and is completely separate from the Akasha!"
"Ah. True. Nevermind, thank you."
"And besides it's regarding Irminsul, like Paimon said. That's a power reserved for the Dendro Archon... if the Tsaritsa got her hands on my Gnosis, she would still be unable to access anything there."
"But that means you were the one to erase- erm, going to erase Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, right?" Furina supplied. "You'd never do that, unless there was perfectly good reason and no other alternative."
"Right," Nahida said miserably. "That must mean that in this prophetic vision, both of those criteria were met. If only we could talk to her..."
"We already have the reason down," said Paimon. "The removal of the forbidden knowledge. That means a vestige of Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is around somewhere, right? Her consciousness must still exist within Irminsul, somewhere... she still is the avatar, after all."
"The Divine Knowledge Capsules," Lumine realized. "They contain information extracted from those who were corrupted by the forbidden knowledge associated with Greater Lord Rukkhadevata when they tried to connect to Irminsul. If it really does contain her memory and consciousness, then... all the more reason we have to take it now."
"Ah, if you don't mind me asking, what were you originally going for with it?"
"We just wanted to stop the Sages from manufacturing a god," Lumine explained. "I thought that was a pretty good reason already, with the Heavenly Principles and all, but now we need it to communicate with the consciousness of Greater Lord Rukkhadevata."
She turned to Furina. "Right? That is what we're going for, yeah?"
Furina nodded. "Mhm. In the Orchard of Pairidaeza, the presence of the World Tree was very strong and time was completely frozen. I was hoping we could manifest Greater Lord Rukkhadevata in that oasis, since that's where the rules of Teyvat have been stretched to their thinnest."
"That may just work," Nahida said, sounding remarkably giddy after being told she would potentially erase her idol from all memory. "Yes, it really may! When you come back to Sumeru City, I will have prepared some plans and gathered some information on what we can do."
"Thank you," Lumine said. "That'll make everything a lot easier... especially since I don't even know how a Knowledge Capsule works."
"You should try it," Furina laughed. "It's a funny experience; I can buy you one once we get back to Sumeru City. Though they're illicit now, I'm sure we can dig something up in the Akademiya."
"You would have better luck in Port Ormos," Nahida offered. "The famous merchant 'Lord Sangemah Bay' returned there, I hear. If you have enough Mora, they say she can get you... well, anything."
Paimon whistled appreciatively. "Everything we could want, all from one merchant? She sure sounds talented!"
"She also charges exorbitantly high prices," Nahida shuddered. "I've seen many a scholar not pay enough in their greedy search for knowledge... the matra always mysteriously appeared at their door not even a week later. She may refer to the matra as Rishboland Tigers, but she is the true predator lurking in the grass."
"Ah, that's businessmen for you," Furina shrugged. "I'm sure I've dealt with worse. She seems to have an ever-expanding need for Mora, but her business all seems legitimate thus far... even if her profit margins are larger than the Sumeru desert."
"Hmm, perceptive! Indeed, from all the records I can search in the Akasha, she has never scammed or cheated a customer."
"Guess that's how you get loyal patrons," Paimon grumbled. "Say, Nahida, do you think she's richer than Furina?"
"Not a chance there, Paimon," Nahida said, laughing. "Fontaine, as the business capital of Teyvat, is somewhere that all merchants must eventually set their sights on. And, of course, the instant you step foot In Fontaine's market... you must pay your membership fee."
"I thought Liyue was the trade capital," Lumine said, confused. "Huh?"
"Fontaine became a tax haven around four hundred years ago," Nahida explained. "The result of the Cataclysm had caused Fontaine to overextend its military power, causing huge amounts of debt. Back then, the economy of Fontaine was near collapse from that, and financially able people would try to leave for Liyue (for it has always been the capital of trade!). Fontaine had to fix it fast, so that was what happened... and the system remains to this day. It's the reason why Fontaine has all the latest fashion, the latest gadgets, and the latest entertainment."
"I personally penned at least five hundred pages of Fontainian tax law," Furina beamed proudly. "I've patched up virtually every tax evasion loophole, but still shaped Fontaine into a tax haven. Even if we only take two percent, that's around eight trillion Mora a year... plus those that are still stupid enough to try and not pay their share (who we then sue the living shit out of, hehe!), and all the other sources of income Fontaine has."
"So... much Mora...!" Paimon's eyes started glassing over. "Why, Paimon could buy a whole house of Sticky Honey Roast with that..."
"We still have to focus on public service and infrastructure," Furina chided. "Even now, all the money I've been spending is strictly business spending... on the official fiscal year report, of course. I'm not sure how business-y "luxury Sumerian pastries for Paimon" is."
"Well..." Paimon blushed. "Ahem, nothing to worry about there! Anyways, uhh... what other sources of income exist?"
"We still export some of our excess Indemnitium energy," Furina answered. "That comes to around nine billion Mora a year, but we're looking for ways to possibly increase the efficiency of the Oratrice and the devices that use Indemnitium... and utilize Pneumousia as a possible backup battery."
"Woah! Fontaine seems super energy-rich!" Paimon gawked.
"Mhm! And on top of that, we collect some property tax, and plenty of tourism dollars. We also export some local specialties." Furina thought for a moment. "Beryl Conches are just condensed energy, so that can be exported as an energy source. Lakelight Lillies and Rainbow Roses are common gifts, and are widely used as middle notes in perfume. Ah- Lumidouce Bells are also used in luxury perfumes, so we can sell that for slightly higher."
Furina paused, wracking her mind.
"Hm... Lumitoiles are purchased in bulk by Snezhnaya to help clean up industrial waste polluting their waters. It's been a pretty big bargaining note, since virtually all of Snezhnaya has some form of water pollution. Romaritime Flowers are also purchased in bulk by Snezhnaya and Liyue, since they're very elastic and water absorbent, and can be used in many ways. All of these put together bring in around ten percent of the GDP, so... hm, around two trillion Mora here."
"Sumeru could use some Lumitoiles soon, too, with all the expansion happening from the Akademiya... I'll make sure to open up trade as soon as I can."
"Ah, see, that's why we're trying to get you out," Furina beamed. "Another large client secured~! Just don't try and skimp on the taxes like Snezhnaya did a few decades ago... er, not that I've ever done the same."
"What's going on? Are we talking about tax evasion?" Alhaitham strode up to them.
Furina felt the presence of Nahida retreat from the Akasha. She returned it to the guard.
"Yeah, don't worry. I would greatly appreciate you not arresting us."
"Hm."
He decided not to press further.
They left for Port Ormos to meet with the mysterious merchant (who Alhaitham also mentioned; he seemed to want something too) not long after on a caravan drawn by a decidedly adorable sumpter beast. Paimon sat next to the coach, cooing at the animal and petting the fur repeatedly.
On the lengthy trip back, Furina thought restlessly about her plan to save Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, whilst simultaneously preserving the ignorance of both Lumine and Paimon.
Nahida, of course, was bound to know sooner or later, through either thorough observation or Irminsul. Furina predicted that she wouldn't try to impede her and snitch, so that wasn't an issue at the moment.
Yes. Lumine and Paimon would be the ones to follow her to Fontaine, and though their help would certainly be crucial (as it had been last time! Five hundred years, foiled by two random outlanders...) to diverting the prophecy.
Furina had learned plenty during her trip to Inazuma. There was a way for her to implant a consciousness in any object, be it a sword or an Oratrice. She thought around for a bit, but decided that this would be the best, and perhaps only way to preserve Greater Lord Rukkhadevata.
With a combination of the Irminsul-bending qualities of the Orchard, and Greater Lord Rukkhadevata implanting her consciousness into an object in the oasis, there should be a way for her to manifest correctly in human form. This would allow her to see her beloved Sumeru, free from the forbidden knowledge that plagued it for so long, one last time.
Absurdly, Furina was reminded of Ferigees, and how happy she was to see the garden she had protected for millennia.
Though perhaps it wasn't absurd at all.
After settling on this, Furina decided she would think about how exactly this would happen when she had more information.
Lumine was sleeping soundly beside her. Paimon rested on top of the cushion, snoring happily into the plush fabric.
Alhaitham had his eyes closed, but his Akasha was glowing. Presumably, he had work to do, so she left him to it.
Furina thought back to Fontaine, her ultimate goal.
She thought about the Archons and people she had talked to.
Venti, bless his alcoholic heart, had taught her that all sins could be forgiven. This Original Sin would be hard to forgive, sure, but he seemed pretty certain that there was a way to do it. EI had supported her idea of transferring Authority back to Neuvillette, but Furina still had no idea how to do that.
It's integral that I figure this out before I step foot in Fontaine. I can stave off the masses and press easily, just like I've always done, but Neuvillette will grow suspicious... and if he's the only one that can forgive this Sin, with full control over Hydro, that must not happen.
Her resident god was strangely silent. She had been ever since the Orchard of Pairidaeza, not talking at all. Her presence faded away to the back of Furina's mind, barely noticeable.
Zhongli... what did he say?
Furina realized that she had never actually consulted Zhongli. She probably had to, because he was the one who would probably be the most experienced here, but she couldn't find a reasonable excuse to head to Liyue.
Maybe if another disaster pops up, haha.
Mm... maybe not. Zhongli is a bit too suspicious for me.
It's kind of intimidating.
Furina went back to thinking.
Giving back the Authority... But that means I would have to die, right? If I destroy the Throne... and now I am the living representation of it, that's the only feasible way to give back the Authority.
It's like... Nahida said, though. I can't kill myself and bury my own body. Once I die, I have no guarantee that a new Hydro Archon won't show up unless something was there to 'anchor' me.
Ah... that was probably my job. Live on as the human half of Focalors, who was still technically 'alive.' I'm guessing that's what I was for, other than just deceiving the eyes of Heaven from realizing the plan.
This way, the Divinity holding the Throne could die, but a new Archon couldn't come up and replace it because the Hydro Archon was still 'alive.' That means that while Neuvillette could be potentially forgiving the Sin, I would be crying on the throne, fulfilling the prophecy as the Hydro Archon.
Then, once I passed away naturally, the Throne wouldn't exist anymore... so the position of Hydro Archon would thus be abolished forever.
...
That's... a surprisingly flawless plan.
I would've gone mad, and Focalors would've been dead, but we did our job as the Archon.
But now we're two consciousnesses in the same body. The Oratrice no longer holds my Divinity. Focalors... I... can't kill myself while still leaving behind another 'me.'
Now would be a great time to get one of those Raiden Shogun puppets, actually.
Ugh. If only I knew what caused the overflood of the Primordial Ocean. The Heavenly Principles is asleep, so they can't manually incite it.
Furina briefly considered contacting Aether. He seemed to genuinely care about his sister and the people of Khaenri'ah, going as far as to collude with the Abyss for them. That kindness should extend to the equally innocent people of Fontaine shunned by the Heavenly Principles, right?
That's a bit too hopeful. They still live under the dominion of the Archon.
Still... if they met before then, Furina would definitely take the time to try.
If there's no way to give the Authority back to Neuvillette and get him to forgive the Sin, I have to think of something else.
Quite frankly, I also like being the Hydro Archon. There's something exhilarating about being able to take the reins and inspire through your title alone.
With people listening to you... without questioning or doubting that you're a fake or a fraud...
I'm willing to give that all up and more, all for Fontaine... but if it's possible...
The cart rattled to a stop.
"We're here! Port Ormos!" Paimon called. "Oh- watch your step, these rocks are jutting out..."
Alhaitham sent Furina, Lumine, and Paimon off to find 'Dori,' the merchant. Apparently, he was blacklisted for being a member of the Akademiya.
Furina felt her respect for Dori swell.
"Apparently... there's a secret agent here that'll bring us to Dori," Lumine scrutinized the paper. "This is code, apparently. Hello?"
He jolted, looking up from his book. "What? If you don't have anything important to say, scram."
"No, no, we're here for business," Lumine said. "Say, you must be a merchant?"
"In my spare time, yeah," he scratched the back of his neck suspiciously. "Do you want anything? I can have it delivered to your house."
"Ah, yes. We wish to see your Harra Fruit... specifically the unripe ones," Lumine squinted. "I find that they keep better that way."
His attention was piqued at once. "Oh? Mm... yes, of course they would. Why, I'll be happy to direct you to the warehouse. Please, follow me."
Furina and Paimon high-fived Lumine as he turned his back.
"Young miss, your servants sure have been well-decorated by you. Dressed in crisp outfits, with a Sumeru rose attached... that must be the latest trend."
Paimon opened her mouth to protest, but Furina shushed her.
If he thinks we're rich, he'll probably be more willing to bring us to Dori.
"I must thank you for the compliment, but those are not Sumeru roses. At first glance, they may appear to be, but they're actually mourning flowers." Lumine smiled, folding the paper behind her back anxiously.
"Hahaha, I see! You must be wealthy indeed." He continued onwards. "But, I must apologize. The warehouse was recently ransacked by the Rishboland Tigers and some of our more common wares were taken."
"Oh, how unfortunate," Lumine nodded sympathetically. "But I hope you all have been well? No one has been caught?"
"Thankfully, the tigers left before they found anything that we might fret over losing," he smiled. "You're quite good at this. Would you care for some Harra Fruit which causes heatstroke?"
"Thank you for offering such a delightful snack," Lumine laughed. "But I am only a customer looking for unripe Harra Fruit."
"Humble, too," he said. "And here, the crossroads; are you hoping for Sumeru City style packaging, or Port Ormos style? They come from different manufacturers."
"Port Ormos, if you will," Lumine nodded thoughtfully. "I feel like blasting my wallet open today."
"Pricey packaging for a wealthy customer, I see! Head right this way."
Around the corner, past a couple of boxes, sat Dori, counting her Mora.
"Miss Dori; some patrons. They wish to purchase Harra Fruit."
"Harra Fruit?" she looked up. "Ohohoho, I see! Come, come, right this way~!"
Dori was only a child.
Furina noticed this first.
Paimon did too, and the latter felt the need to voice out her opinions.
"Wahh! You're so young?"
Dori looked up. "Ehem?! I'm just a little short, okay?! Watch your tongue or take your business elsewhere!"
"Ohhh, no, Paimon didn't mean any offence!!!! Aaagh it's just that you're so successful, Paimon was unable to critically think! You must've been raised well!"
Dori puffed her chest out with pride, but something sad flickered behind her smile.
"Whatever the case, compliments won't earn you discounts. Take a look at alllllll of these."
Lumine looked at them. "Furina, which ones do I buy?"
Dori, who had not paid much attention to Furina before now, jolted slightly. "Not the Hydro Archon, are you?"
"Oh... oh, yes, I am. How's the funding going?"
"Quite good! You guys offer wayyy better interest and loan rates than the Northland Bank." she paused, thinking about something. "Say... how does a five percent discount sound? For all your help building my business... and for the future."
Furina was pretty pleased with that. "I'll talk to Monsieur Neuvillette about lowering your rates and increasing your credit score."
Dori was also quite happy with that. "Of course, of course! Take whichever ones you want."
Lumine looked to Furina again. "So... uh, which ones do I buy?"
"Whichever one looks good to you," Furina said nonchalantly. "Look at the titles and the brief introductions; here... this one, for example, helps with sword-fighting skills."
Interested, Lumine looked over, but was disappointed. "This one doesn't glow as bright as the other sword-fighting capsule."
"Hmm?" Furina squinted at the capsule. "They all seem to be similar to me."
"Some of them glow brighter than others," Lumine said sheepishly. "Ah... forget about it, I'll just take a look around."
Dori looked pretty interested to know that.
"Oh, and remember to buy that capsule on Jnagarbha Day History for Alhaitham," Paimon recalled. "He seemed to want that one a lot."
After a while contemplating, Lumine slid three capsules onto the box near Dori. "These three, please."
"Jnagarbha Day... Sword-Fighting VIII... and A Brief History of the Desert of Hadramaveth. Interesting picks, I see!" Dori examined the price tag. "After your discount, that comes out to 900,000 Mora exactly."
Furina wrote out a cheque and folded it. "This one should be cashed in at the Northland Bank, but it can also be exchanged at any Fontainian bank run by the Palais Mermonia."
Dori looked at it happily and bowed. "Thank you, dear consumers! Thank you, Hydro Archon! Come back soon if you ever need anything, no matter how far it may seem!"
I certainly will, Furina thought. Being able to buy near anything... what a shop this is.
The three of them settled near an open field with a couple of slimes a few paces away.
"So we can test your new and improved sword-skills!" Paimon had cheered.
Lumine interacted with the button on the Knowledge Capsule, which turned into light and entered the Akasha terminal upon her ear.
She stumbled slightly, listing to one side, and Furina rushed to support her. Paimon tugged her cape the other way.
"Woooogh... that kind of suuuucks," Lumine complained. "Let's leave the Knowledge Capsules for Alhaitham..."
Furina and Paimon cheered Lumine on as she cleaved through the poor Dendro slime, who was just trying to chew on some grass.
A few days later, Alhaitham brought them back to Sumeru City. As promised, Nahida had prepared some plans; more unexpectedly, though it was entirely pleasant to all four of the returning travelers, Nilou, Dunyazard, and Dehya had finished all of the preparations needed to finish their plan. The only thing left to wait for was Scaramouche's Divine Knowledge Capsule.
Apparently, it was to be a grand ritual undertaken by him and him alone. He was to meditate in an underground water-basin, considered auspicious by the branch of Irminsul which poked out of the very bottom. Then, the Sages were to leave him, and he was to infuse the Divine Knowledge Capsules into himself; causing, in the process, what was sure to be a massive pulse of the forbidden energy.
How they would failsafe that, Furina did not know. Somewhere in her, a faint suspicion tickled at her thoughts. Something told her that the Balladeer was still not all that he seemed.
More concerningly, upon reaching the luxurious palace Dunyazard had referred to as "headquarter house," Furina was less-than-pleased to notice her continual decline in health.
"Eleazar flaring up?" Paimon worried at the scarf wrapped around Dunyazard's arm. "Oh, Dunyazard..."
"Don't worry, Paimon," their hostess reassured. "We're here to get a job done, and we're going to finish it. If the casualty in this war has me among their number, I should consider that a true honor."
"No, Dunyazard, don't say that!" Paimon sniffled. "We'll find a way to fix everything, we promise."
"Not everything can be fixed," Dunyazard laughed gently. "What matters is we save the most amount of people we can, and trust that everything will be okay anyways."
Furina's thoughts drifted to Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, who would not even exist in the world after this ordeal was over. Dunyazard was almost guaranteed to survive this, but she couldn't know that just quite yet.
Lumine sat near Alhaitham, both of them discussing in low tones. In the darkness, their skin was noticeably tanned from their journey through the desert, their hands more callused, and their eyes more wary. They seemed distant, with a haunted look in their eyes as they discussed. Even stoic Alhaitham was distressed from what Lumine was saying.
Furina longed to head over and eavesdrop, but focused on the task at hand.
"So on the day of Jnagarbha, we attack while the Akasha system is open and the Sages are occupied?"
"Yes," Dunyazard said. "Alhaitham said that the seal around the Sanctuary is based on the Akasha system as well. Scaramouche should have also received the capsules by then, so we can get them all directly to Lesser Lord Kusanali with no issue."
A thrill made Furina shudder slightly.
"I see. Then everything is falling together nicely."
"If only we knew what those two were discussing," Paimon sulked.
Three pairs of eyes landed on Lumine and Alhaitham. Both of them turned around.
Lumine waved cheerily.
"Ah, they'll live," Furina smiled. "They can do their thing."
Borrowing Dunyazard's Akasha terminal, she headed to a secluded corner of the headquarters; a bedroom, crisply organized.
Furina tugged the door of the walk-in closet open and shut it behind her.
"Nahida?" she called.
The presence of the child god entered her head.
"Furina! I didn't expect you to call so soon."
Furina snorted. "Of course I'd call as soon as I got back to Sumeru. We're here to get things done."
"Right, right. The plan has been completed, and I have deduced a way to communicate with the residual consciousness of the Greater Lord." Nahida paused for a moment. "Ah. The forbidden knowledge, extracted by the Sages, contains the Greater Lord's thoughts and ideas, as they are bound together in a way that not even the strongest Sumpter Beast could separate.
"With enough of this, in the form of the Divine Knowledge Capsule, we are able to completely reconstruct the Greater Lord's memory; in the domain of Irminsul, where the conventions of Teyvat have been discarded, she can manifest physically as the Avatar of Irminsul. Your Orchard, however intriguing, is not needed for this."
"So we talk to her then?" Furina asked, her mind brewing with ideas for the Orchard even after dismissal. "That sounds suspiciously easy."
"As things often do," said Nahida. "The hard part comes afterwards. There's no way to plan for what might happen inside. There's no precedent to this happening... ever."
"First time for everything, then," Furina shrugged. "Greater Lord Rukkhadevata will almost certainly request that you erase her, so we know that. She'll say that it's necessary to purify the forbidden knowledge."
"And then... for the greater good of the Sumerian people... would I do it?"
"Yeah," Furina nodded (feeling quite silly as she did so; was Nahida to see her through the Akasha?). "Yeaaaaaaah. You would."
"But then we are just back at the beginning. Everything goes exactly as your precognition saw, and none of us will ever know what happened."
"The World Tree is complicated like that," said Furina. "But remember, we have something that the precognition can't foresee. All astrology and clairvoyance comes from Irminsul... so what if we had something that was outside of that control?"
...
"Furina..." Nahida began, tiredly. "There's not a single place on Teyvat that Irminsul cannot touch."
"Ah, see that's where you're wrong." Furina sat down on the bean bag in the corner. "You've only seen things connected to Irminsul, because you've never travelled out of your cage. Remember what I said? 'In the Orchard of Pairidaeza, the rules of Teyvat are stretched to their thinnest'? The Jinni, Liloupar, told me that enough power was used to create and maintain the oasis to keep it frozen in the moment of its birth. When Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is erased, the oasis won't know that."
Nahida went quiet.
"Like... the Akasha Terminal I gave you."
"Exactly," Furina said, excitement building up. "Even if the Sages deleted information, it would still be in that Akasha, because it was frozen in the moment you created it."
"We can get her to continue to exist in there, but... how do we get her in there? We can't exactly transport her through space, since Irminsul doesn't technically exist on Teyvat."
"See, that's exactly what Lumine, Paimon, and I travelled through Teyvat." Furina stood up again, pacing along the closet. "In Inazuma, the Raiden Shogun placed her consciousness into her sword. That sword is then able to be moved around with a plane of consciousness inside."
"I've heard of that, but everything we bring into Irminsul is a manifestation. It isn't really real; no matter how solid the tree feels in your dreams, it only exists in your mind."
"There has to be something that can be brought in that's solid enough to manifest." Furina said. "Yae Miko gave Lumine an omamori that she used to hitchhike a ride into the Plane of Euthymia. I was able to get myself in by placing my consciousness in the same item. Wouldn't Irminsul just be another plane of consciousness, too?"
"Yes... yes! The plane of consciousness owned by Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, since she's the Avatar. When I reconstruct Greater Lord Rukkhadevata from the Divine Knowledge Capsule, I can put her consciousness in the Gnosis temporarily and let that host it. Oh, Furina, thank you so much!"
"Do you... uh... need me to tell you how to do it?"
Furina was slightly taken aback by the sudden change of emotion.
"No, no, it's fine. Thank you, but I can just take it from Irminsul. It's remarkably easy to find what you want, but general information is hard to come by."
"How convenient," Furina smiled. "Good luck."
"Stay safe."
When she handed the Akasha back to Dunyazard, Furina remembered Ayaka.
"Is Miss Kamisato still here?" she asked.
"She is," Dehya responded. "Currently, she's in... eh, probably still the Akademiya. When I was scouting the area out, she was in some sort of tense battle of wills with the Grand Sage."
"I don't expect her to be harmed, if that helps," Dunyazard tacked on. "The Raiden Shogun's blade is not easily forgotten. Her sword arts are still subject to reverence throughout Teyvat."
"That's good to hear, at least," said Furina. "Let's focus on the mission, then. I'll expect Lesser Lord Kusanali to want to talk to her personally."
Lumine, Paimon, Alhaitham and Cyno were huddled around a map of the Akademiya, planning routes.
"If we go through this way, we can just climb up the branch and get straight into the office wing," Alhaitham argued.
"That branch is extremely thin and will break if Paimon floats over it," Lumine shook her head. "The guards will already be distracted and out, so we can just enter through the main entrance."
Pleased with how things were going, Furina sat down and poured herself a cup of tea.
I'll go train with Lumine later.
Hm... If Cyno has nothing else to do, I'd like to see how the Mahamatra fights.
She had nothing else to do the entire afternoon. In the coming days, she would have to go light on everything to make sure she was in peak condition for a potential fight with the Doctor.
Ah, I guess it wouldn't hurt to buy Paimon some more delicacies.
Donning a fedora and setting her top hat onto the counter near the door, Furina left the house.
A few days later, everything was completely set and Scaramouche had delivered the Capsule to Alhaitham. Furina presented some convincing copies for him to use as placeholders. Lumine put them into her “inventory” for safekeeping, and that was where they would stay until Nahida was out.
Scaramouche was on his way to exiting the sanctifying chamber and returning to Sumeru City. They were prepared for everything now; the only step left was Jnagarbha Day.
At last, the day of the revolt had come.
Furina was almost twitching with excitement. She almost constantly twirled her sword around as she tried to envision how the battles would go.
Her imagination provided her no shortage of situations. Each manifested itself in vivid detail, as though she were there experiencing it already.
Maybe the enemy will utilize the alchemy there… that’s the one foreign factor we can’t account for.
Only Lumine knows anything about combat alchemy, and she can’t be everywhere all at once.
Her idyllic fantasies about curing Sumeru of the Sages confused and concerned her friends, but in the hours before the battle, they stopped caring.
That was what saved Paimon from one of the initial attacks.
Furina thanked whichever god of Celestia was watching that day as she speared a Sage through the chest.
The tincture in his hand bubbled ominously and burnt a hole in the ground as the glass bottle shattered.
Paimon flew higher with a shriek. Furina stepped backwards, her sword raised in anticipation.
The initial attack passed flawlessly. The Corps of Thirty were entirely gone, half-trained soldiers being no match for desert mercenaries. Each of Dehya’s friends fought three hired mercenaries at once, and they were holding their own very well.
Furina and Lumine crept up the branch again. Paimon floated up, peering through the window and signalling that everything was clear.
“The important Sages should all be in the Grand Sage’s office for Jnagarbha Day,” Lumine whispered. “Let’s get in there, fast.”
“The Doctor will probably be there,” Furina warned. “Stay vigilant. We won’t be fighting a bunch of couch potatoes.”
Lumine smiled despite herself, proud for introducing the vocabulary of another world into Teyvat.
They continued in.
The farther into the Akademiya they got, the more alarmed the three of them were.
There wasn’t a single guard. No students, no professors, no Sages.
When Furina kicked open the door, there was only a small party of mercenaries protecting the Sages. They had some potions tossed at them, yes, but they evaded that with ease and the battle concluded just like that.
Some of the gathered Sages tried to fend them off as the progress bar of the information implant slowly slid forward. Swords and makeshift projectiles ripped from the storage room were chucked at the two of them.
Lumine leapt gracefully over the spiked club that was hurled at her and twisted midair, tossing her sword lightly into her other hand and slashing forward. Blood exploded out of the Sage’s chest and he toppled forward.
Furina ignored the projectiles altogether whilst Lumine deflected all of the attacks. Paimon hovered to one side, sitting on the ledge of the stained glass window.
The Grand Sage was seemingly engrossed in his work with the Akasha. Furina briefly considered spearing him through right then and there, but decided against it. She tore the wires, glowing with Dendro, off of the Akasha Terminal he wore and he fell backwards, landing hard on his back.
…
“That was surprisingly easy,” Lumine commented. “Should we be concerned?”
“I don’t think so,” Furina looked around warily. Her senses didn’t alert her to anything. “That… ah, this… really shouldn’t be the case.”
The Sages were all unconscious. The Grand Sage was convulsing on the ground. Every so often, he spat out a cloud of Dendro energy.
Furina kicked him.
“That’s it?” Paimon echoed. “Paimon thinks that’s it.”
The jubilation Furina expected to feel with victory quickly crashed down into confusion and paranoia.
Nevertheless, she cautiously came forward and shuffled the options on the control panel around until she disabled the barrier around the Sanctuary of Surasthana.
Furina liquefied the Grand Sage and kept him floating behind them as they went to the Sanctuary in silence.
By now, she could hear a massive commotion outside. Shouts about the Lesser Lord escaping were circulating; that must be the fakes they had sent out wearing the clothes of the Dendro Archon. Fights were beginning and ending whenever they looked outside of a window.
True to their word, the mercenaries dragged on the fights. No injuries were ever grievous and the only blood spilled had been done in the Akademiya.
Ooh… that guy looks…
Someone tripped on a branch, it seemed, and had a pool of blood around his forehead.
Furina was momentarily distracted about that guy when she entered the Sanctuary of Surasthana. Lumine and Paimon moved forward to free Nahida, who was mouthing something unintelligible.
She seemed to be quite frantic.
Furina absentmindedly tried to read her lips, and found that the green warp stopped most of her words.
She focused.
“ Wa”... water? “Watch…” huh?
A hand plunged into her chest.
Flashbacks of the Knave in Fontaine bloomed within her vision. Furina dropped her sword and stumbled backwards, searing pain exploding from every nerve in her body.
Her blade vanished into glitter and the hand exited her torso, exactly as it had back then. Pain kept throbbing, and her hands felt the scrape of wet concrete and torn silk gloves.
Somewhere in the back of her mind, Furina heard a cat meow.
Forcing the memories down, Furina ignored the pain and kicked out. The Doctor grunted and flew backwards, crashing into a wall.
Lumine had recovered by now and threw her blade like a javelin. The Doctor moved in time, but a ripple of Geo exploded out from the implanted blade and a chunk of the ceiling collapsed atop him.
He pushed it off and looked at his empty hand, his eyes slowly moving to Furina.
She vaguely registered Lumine moving frantically to remove Nahida.
They stared at each other in silence for a moment. Furina was not having a good time coping with the pain.
“The Gnosis… had you predicted this beforehand?”
“On the surface of Teyvat, where had you dictated the Gnosis to be? Where did you deem it safe enough to stay while you left for an extended period of time?”
The Doctor looked to be quite happy to monologue. He seemed to know how long it would take to recover from an attempt at a Gnosis grab.
“No one on the face of Teyvat could conceal the Gnosis in the way the body of an Archon would. It isn’t present anywhere near here, I can sense. You could not have deposited it anywhere in the desert, for I have equipped my search parties with all they need to detect an elemental deposit that large.”
“Is it back in Fontaine?”
He abruptly turned.
Nahida was almost out. The Dendro around her birdcage was splintering as Lumine applied Anemo to it.
“No… no, hmm. The Knave and the Captain would have communicated that to me if it were.”
Is the Captain in Fontaine?
She lurched forward.
Ow ow ow owwwww
Owwwwwwwww
Furina marveled at herself for staying standing.
She felt like tumbling forward at any moment.
“How odd… how puzzling indeed. The Sages sacrificed themselves for nothing after all.”
Furina felt the pain start to ebb away. When she regained her clarity, she sped up the healing with Hydro.
“I shall have to settle for one Gnosis instead of two, then.”
Nahida crashed out of her cage, landing hard on top of Lumine. Furina’s eyes darted, panicking, from one side to another.
The Doctor readied himself for another attack, but Lumine threw her sword at him again. He sidestepped it easily, watching the sword lodge itself into the wall, and turned around with a smug smile on his face.
Thirty bird eggs crashed on top of him, launched by Anemo and reinforced with Geo. The equivalent of a sack of rocks dropped on the Doctor’s head, and he stumbled back.
He pried the shells off of his face and moved to attack Nahida, but Furina had recovered by now and tripped him. He anticipated the trip and moved backwards, but her leg still caught on his shin and he stumbled again.
Furina and Lumine regrouped and blocked Nahida from view. Behind them, Nahida handed Paimon an Akasha Terminal and whispered something in her ear.
“What… what the…”
The Doctor recomposed himself. He brushed off his clothing and planted another fake smile on his lips, turning to Furina.
“I did not expect you to recover that fast. Usually, you would be out for another hour.”
Yeah, that’s what built-up resistance is.
“But it doesn’t matter. I have a wealth of tricks built up. By the end of the day, the Gnosis will be mine.”
He turned to Lumine’s sword, still lodged in the wall. Lifting his arm, cracks formed in the wall, and the sword tumbled into the abyss below the elevated platform.
Lumine simply resummoned her sword.
He faltered at that.
“Hm.”
Paimon was quietly sneaking around the platform from underneath.
“So?” Furina taunted. “Are we fighting or something? For the second Harbinger, you don’t seem to have half the battle prowess of your peers.”
“I certainly exceed those mindless oafs in other ways,” he shrugged nonchalantly. “I do not mind being less capable than the Captain when I have tactics he could never dream of in a fight.”
“What a healthy colleague environment,” Lumine commented.
"Mm. I'd rather not talk to them if I could."
"So are we fighting...?" Furina asked. "Are you better or worse than that teenager version of you?"
"Much better," he said haughtily. "Sigma build was anything but competent."
"Crazy."
The Doctor lifted his hand and projectiles came whirring at them. Furina picked up Nahida and leapt in one direction; Lumine dashed in the other, her sword raised.
The projectiles homed at them, so Furina set Nahida down and turned around; lifting her sword, she cleaved one projectile in two and skewered two more. She hit them into the abyss below and turned around.
More projectiles were materializing and flying toward them at full speed. At the last moment, as Nahida was about to be struck in the leg by one, Paimon burst up behind the Doctor and slammed the Akasha terminal onto his head.
She quickly flew away, back to Furina and Lumine, and the Doctor's arms were half-raised to remove the Akasha.
He straightened. Furina and Lumine looked at him warily.
"Woah... his body is so weird."
"Nahida?"
Behind them, the child-god was slumped against a pillar.
"Wow! Is that me?"
The Doctor moved forward and prodded Nahida.
Wait. Nahida prodded Nahida.
"Right, to business."
"What the- what just happened?" Lumine asked.
"I'm able to take over the mind of anyone wearing an Akasha terminal," Nahida explained. "It isn't exclusive to Katheryne, but I prefer her since she's just a bionic robot."
"I see..."
"Hm... the Doctor has clones. How do I kill them..."
All three of them were quiet for a moment. Paimon was flying around in triumph.
"Ha- ha!!! Did you SEE Paimon!!!"
A few seconds later, Nahida had finished.
"Alright." she dusted her hands off. "All of his clones should be gone. They won't be an issue ever again."
"Unless he makes more," Furina grumbled.
"I'm not sure exactly how he does it. I'll have to look into it later," Nahida shrugged. "Lumine, Furina, be on guard. I'm going back to my body."
Lumine held the Doctor in a chokehold and Furina had her sword pointed at his forehead.
He spluttered awake, looking remarkably undignified.
"I- what?!"
"Talk, dumbass, or you die."
His eyes went up to her sword.
"Agh..."
"Guess you die."
"Wait! Wait, wait!"
Furina paused.
The tip of her sword had drawn a small dot of blood.
"Those weren't the real Sages, were they?"
The Doctor's eyebrows raised. "Astute of you. No, they were creations of the Akasha, powered by the Dendro Gnosis."
"They didn't move in a way that was human," Furina said. "Good to know. Now you die."
"Wait! I have- I have something you must know!"
Furina paused again.
"Okay? Why... do I care?"
"Because it concerns the truth of this world," he said importantly. "The Dendro Archon must realize how important this is. This was discovered by one of my fellow Harbingers a few years ago."
Nahida stepped forward. "What is it?"
"The sky is a farce. It's an illusion, a lie meant to keep humanity down."
He said this with an air of extreme arrogance.
"How is that possible?" Paimon scoffed. "Paimon could look up at the sky whenever she wants and see clouds and stars and celestial bodies just twinkling away. How could you expect us to believe that?"
"Of course you wouldn't understand," he snapped. "But the Dendro Archon and the Hydro Archon know I'm not lying."
He wasn't.
"I guess... I don't kn-"
The Doctor twisted suddenly, kicking Lumine off and forcing Furina back in one swift motion. A cloud of smoke erupted from something in his hand, and Furina swung her sword blindly to fend off an invisible attack.
Her blade connected with something solid and a howl of pain was heard. Clearly male, clearly old; good.
The Akasha terminal clattered to the ground and shattered as Furina stepped onto it. Lumine dispersed the smoke with a single tornado and sent it blasting in one direction.
On the ground, they saw two fingers. Paimon vomited into the abyss.
Furina turned the fingers into water and let them flow off. Behind them, the bubble containing the 'Grand Sage' had also popped.
As the Doctor had promised, it was empty.
Lumine turned to Nahida and produced the Divine Knowledge Capsule. The child-god, in turn, produced the Dendro Gnosis.
The chess piece seemed to twinkle a message at Furina.
Notes:
Lyudmila looked down despairingly at the most recent financial report.
Which drunk knucklehead penned this one? Everything was in a messy scrawl, full of vocabulary that never even existed on the face of Teyvat.
It took an anti-Fatui stance too, which was odd; wasn't a Fatui scribe the one that wrote this?"the mora-to-dollar conversion rate is based on a reddit thread I read a while ago; of around 1 dollar to 100 mora based on the price of potatoes. i set the GDP of Fontaine below the GDP of France (3.19 trillion dollars), because Teyvat has a VASTLY smaller population and landmass than earth but the riches gotta be somewhere. zhongli isn't shitting out money anymore too so I expect massive deflation soonTM
ningguang, the richest person in teyvat, is speculated to have around 50-60 billion Mora in her net worth. I've used the current richest person, elon musk, and the second largest GDP, china, to try and estimate how much fontaine would have (48 times the networth, and then a little extra for good measure because according to my transfer rate 400 billion dollars is 40 trillion ALONE; I've set fontaine's GDP as eleven trillion Mora). this also puts into perspective how mind-bogglingly high his net worth is (even if it's not realized, or contained in investments or companies), since this means elon could buy a whole fucking armada of jade chambers if plaustrite existed, no problem.
liyue would be the richest of course, and snezhnaya may be up there, but I feel like the sheer geographical advantage of being in the "center of teyvat," important inventions, better climate, and not having to fund a massive fucking military with approximately thirty million soldiers would push fontaine just that little bit further.
sure, pantalone got that "richest among the harbingers" and probably "richest guy in snezhnaya" gig, and all that Northland bank loan shark thing, but AINT NO WAY the snezhnayan economy hasn't been hit by
1) mass production of delusions, fatui uniforms, weapons, badges and insignias
2) constant supply route of rations/resources/weapons/other to ALL SEVEN NATIONS (including inazuma, no way shipping all of that overseas is cheap)
3) rounding up/breeding of cicins for mages to use, + the growing of lamp grass (which takes away valuable fertile land space in snezhnayas shit climate; i dont think any of the other nations would agree to give up their land for lampgrass agriculture)
4) costly funding of harbinger exploits: specifically, dottore and sandrone's experiments, and consistent loss from just travelling and living luxuriously (doesnt put a dent most of the time, but it should add up)
5) funding the house of the hearth
6) training, salary, and recruitment of all soldiers
7) rations and things like tents for all soldiers
8) constant deployment of soldiers; recovery of bodies is also probably carried out by the state
9) continuing to support things like public architecture, roads, and other public goods across snezhnayas massive landmass
10) probably constant legal fees and settlements as the fatui break laws; ningguang in particular is probably laughing her ass off as she siphons more and more money (her hangout quest mentions that she forced a massssssive reparation payment after osial)
11) among other thingsall in all, snezhnaya has to have a shit ton of money set aside for the military alone, whereas fontaine has a lackluster special forces unit and a couple of meka at best. liyue has the millileth (cohesive military force) but its also liyue so it gets a pass.
thank you for coming to my ted talk"
Lyudmila turned the paper over, wondering if she had read everything wrong.
What the hell was a "reddit?" Who the hell is "elon musk?" And why was the language so... crude?
She rubbed her eyes a couple of times.
When she checked on the report the day after that, after dreaming about collecting taxes, it was completely normal and written as expected.
Sometimes, Lyudmila wondered if she was the insane one.
Chapter 35: truth among the pages of purana
Summary:
as we get closer to fontaine this fic becomes more of a religious studies assignment than "funny genshit impact haha"
do you guys ever just think of scenarios in your head before falling asleep... but you skip to the good part too fast and go "no no, let's rewind, we gotta build up first" and end up dozing off before getting to the good part
funny enough thats how this story started. i just had this vague idea in my head that did NOTTTTT work out properly so i was like "damn ts kinda fire"can you also tell that im shoving random shower thoughts into the chapter summary :skull:
im so sorry its been another month since update! theres really no excuse this time, i just started doomscrolling on instagram reels a few times too long
i should maybe probably update the fic summary to "once a month" or sm to make it more consistent... ill try my best to go for at least once every two weeks, hopefully...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Paimon was still throwing punches at nothing while Lumine carefully force-fed Furina three healing potions.
“Wahhhh!!! Take that!!! And that!!!!!!! Hahahhaha!!!!”
Furina and Lumine both smiled despite the situation.
Nahida was to one side, her eyes closed. She was concentrating on the capsule and reconstructing Greater Lord Rukkhadevata from her remnant consciousness.
Furina still felt uneasy. There was surely something off. The Sages they attacked were probably just random placeholders, so the actual Sages were definitely out there bitching. Were they going to jump out of nowhere and stage an attack?
We’ll be okay. Even in our current states, the Sages will stand no chance.
“Ugh, that tastes horrible,” Furina complained. “What did you put inside?”
“The spikes of a Wolfhook and around five Sango Pearls,” Lumine said apologetically. “Kokomi gave me a bunch since they have super cool healing potential!!! but yes, they do taste like dirt. They’re not meant to be eaten.”
Furina begrudgingly admitted that she did feel better already. “Alchemy?”
“Mhm. Magical, isn’t it?” Lumine tipped the last of the bottle into Furina’s mouth. “Still surprised alchemy is such common practice here. Other worlds would criminalize it.”
“If everyone can do it and it doesn’t harm anyone, I don’t see why it should be,” Furina shrugged.
“It’s considerably more dangerous than most people think. It’s not all just potions to drink and throw.”
Furina thought for a moment.
“Hm.”
She stood up after swallowing the potion, feeling nauseous. “Let’s get this over with.”
“This one’s anti-nausea,” Lumine advised, handing her a shot glass and pouring a bit of red liquid into it. “If you throw up in Irminsul, that’d be really anticlimactic.”
“Big moment for Sumeru and I just puke my guts out,” Furina snickered. “Alright. Thank you.”
The nausea from the healing tincture slowly cleared, and Furina was able to regain movement without retching.
Paimon had calmed down. The three of them sat in a corner of the Sanctuary, getting ahold of their fellow conspirators. They were still fighting a pretty big battle, but they were all okay. Nothing lethal, anyways.
“We have secured Lesser Lord Kusanali,” Furina said into the Akasha. “Yeah. Yeah, no, no, of course~! You can all retreat now before something actually concerning happens.”
“Mhm. No, the Sages are out there somewhere. We didn’t see them.”
“Yes. Good luck, stay safe.”
The three of them continued to sit awkwardly for a few moments.
Lumine pulled out her Genius Invokation TCG deck and started dealing cards.
Halfway through their third game, Nahida finished.
“I’ve successfully transferred Greater Lord Rukkhadevata’s consciousness into the Dendro Gnosis via the connection between the Akasha, Gnosis, and the Knowledge Capsules,” she said. “Now, we just have to go to the Orchard of Pairidaeza, and we can enter Irminsul safely knowing that we’ll have a constant record.”
Furina got them all to the Orchard of Pairidaeza. She borrowed power from the Dendro Archon to transport all four of them such a far distance, but she got them there fine.
They sat at the entrance to the Orchard of Pairidaeza. Furina fumbled with the lift a little, but got it moving again.
“Are we being watched?” Nahida asked, looking around. “Is that the presence of the Gnosis you put here?”
“I’m not sure,” Lumine tapped at the walls as they descended. “But it feels like… I dunno… some sort of ghost. The Gnosis would probably be more like a surveillance camera?”
“That’s a smart idea,” Furina complimented. “Surveillance Kameras… the next new invention to grace Fontaine! And the next new invention to get everyone suing each other.”
Lumine shook her head, smiling, lightly punching Furina in the arm.
All three of them passed by the Hydro Barrier no problem. As soon as they passed through the range, that uncanny sense of calm washed over them.
“Woah…”
“This…”
Lumine’s grip on her sword instantly relaxed slightly. Nahida’s tired face seemed to grow brighter. Paimon… felt like Paimon after three Sticky Honey Roasts and a Sweet Madame.
Those same alarm bells rang in Furina’s head. She tugged herself out of the hazy stupor the Orchard put her into.
“Be careful. I’m still not sure whether this power is hostile,” Furina warned. “When I was first here, I thought that this feeling might be addicting; remember the plan and remember what we have to do. Don’t get sidetracked.”
“Right.”
The four of them proceeded to the central island. Lumine hopped around on the water a couple of times. Paimon marvelled at all the birds.
“Furina, you really weren’t lying! Look at everything here… it’s so…!”
Lumine poked a fish. It gave slightly, but otherwise remained in the same spot.
The Gnosis was exactly where she had left it. Ferigees’ remains were still frozen in the water.
Lumine reached for the Gnosis, but a small burst of Hydro slapped her hand away.
Furina searched around for Paimon and Nahida. Paimon was flying around joyfully, but Nahida was standing still at the thrones.
Nahida’s eyes tracked the Deshret script.
“This…”
“‘The final sphere of influence of the Mistress of Flowers,’” Furina quoted. “Millenia ago, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, King Deshret, and Nabu Malikata enjoyed each other’s companionship here.”
Nahida’s eyes grew misty.
They stood there in silence for a couple of moments.
“Right. Let’s do what we came here to do.”
Nahida set the Dendro Gnosis onto Greater Lord Rukkhadevata’s chair and closed her eyes. “Everyone, come over here. Brace yourselves and stay on alert; there’s no knowing what we might see in there.”
Furina’s eyes blinked open.
Lumine, Paimon, and Nahida were pulling themselves to their feet beside her.
All around them, there was a massive boat.
Alarm bells rang in Furina’s head. She readied her sword as Rifthounds approached, but they just drifted by in some sort of stupor.
“That’s the effect of the Orchard,” Nahida said, watching them. “The three god-kings of Sumeru…”
Furina stabbed them through and they disappeared. No pushback, no fighting.
They continued up the boat and killed anything they saw along the way. All sorts of monsters were there, but some of them disappeared before they could be killed.
Nahida gripped the helm of the ship and steered it around. She rammed into a large congregation of Rifthounds and Abyss Mages, crushing them into fine green glitter, then turned around and started steering out into nowhere.
Choosing to trust in their friend, Lumine, Paimon and Furina sat down on the deck and finished their game.
They found it hard, since they couldn’t remember what had happened anymore. They opted instead to just drink a little bit of water and talk.
After a short while, they found themselves nearing a massive tree. The three of them stood up, eyes turned toward Nahida to ask for their location when they already knew.
Irminsul emerged out of the fog, glowing an eerie, calming silver. Pink grass dotted the hill it was on, and the branches stretched as far as the eye could see.
If Furina looked up, she could see a network of branches stretching through the sky and piercing through the clouds. How hadn’t she noticed that before?
Nahida docked the ship and helped the three of them off. They walked up one of the branches in silence, reaching the base of the tree and stopping.
Suddenly, Furina remembered what Nahida had said about the branches of Irminsul.
“If I cut off that branch, what happens?” Furina looked up at one of the twigs sticking out.
“That’s a new branch of memory,” Nahida said, glancing up. “This one’s… oh! What a coincidence. This one’s the revolt you guys staged.”
“If I remove it, what happens? Do you go back to the Sanctuary?”
“Well, no. Irminsul only houses memories, not events. When the revolt is removed, everything you guys did would still be there. Except, of course, for a few changes in how it happened.”
“What would that be like?” Paimon poked the branch.
“Hm… your fight against the Doctor, the deletion of his clones, and cutting off a few of his fingers may just turn into a spat against another Harbinger, or a fight against another Archon. I would have escaped the Sanctuary via some other way, whether it be by your assistance or breaking out myself. The fights outside may just turn into internal fights that ended up with a few minor injuries, but was stopped quickly by authority.”
“That’s kind of scary,” Lumine shivered. “Like at any moment, everything we know could just disappear.”
“There are ways to preserve the original account of information, but I won’t bore you with that right now.”
Someone approached Furina from behind.
“Wow… have I been dead for that long?”
Furina turned around. “Nahida, what do you mean?”
A Nahida painted in a darker shade of green was looking at the original Nahida.
“You must be five hundred years old now! Ah, I wonder how Sumeru must have changed in my absence.”
She turned to address Furina. “Focalors, you seem to have gotten younger as well. Dear… has something happened again?”
“No, not at all. There’s been peace since your death.”
“Good, good to know.”
“But… but you’re me?” Nahida suddenly exclaimed. “How… are you Greater Lord Rukkhadevata?”
The Greater Lord turned back to Nahida. “Oh? Yes, of course. We are manifestations of the same nature, hence why we would appear exactly the same. This was my appearance at the time of my death.”
“Of the same nature?” Nahida echoed. “But… but you’re Greater Lord Rukkhadevata .”
“That does not change anything,” Rukkhadevata scolded. “Keep your head high, Nahida. You are me and I am you; you simply are the one that exists in the latest samsara.”
Nahida mumbled something unintelligible.
“As Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, I'm the avatar of Irminsul, and you are the purest branch snapped from Irminsul. “ she explained. “When the old tree rots, the healthy branch will eventually sprout into a new tree. Presumably, I have rotted away, but you have grown into a beautiful sprout.”
Nahida’s eyes sparkled with tears. She was meeting her idol, after all.
“If you know everything, please tell me. Will I be as great of an Archon as you someday?”
“Dear me, the myths seem to have become even more propagated. I’m sorry to say that I am far from omniscient, but I have some wisdom to offer.” Rukkhadevata stood there for a moment and thought. “Ah… you’ll be just fine. You will never be me, bu-”
Nahida made a sad noise and looked down.
“But you’ll be something even greater. You can learn from my mistakes and rectify my wrongs.” Rukkhadevata tilted Nahida’s chin up. “Why, when I was your age, I was still fumbling every decision I came across. You’re already far wiser than I was.”
Nahida seemed to sag with the weight of countless expectations, but she looked happy to hear that. Her eyes betrayed how much she didn’t believe Rukkhadevata’s words, but she was grateful to know them nonetheless.
Furina felt her heart shatter as Nahida fired question after question and Rukkhadevata laughed and answered. In another life, when everyone could survive and be happy, would they have laughed together like that?
“Thank you,” Nahida sniffled. “I… it’s so comforting knowing that the Archon I admired for so long was in fact me in another fate.”
“The feeling is mutual,” Rukkhadevata answered, smiling. “Ever since I created you, I’ve been curious to know what sort of Archon you’d become. Placing my trust in you was the correct decision.”
Nahida started crying.
Rukkhadevata pulled her into a hug and gently pat her back until the sobs subsided.
“I wish that we could stay like this forever, but we have a job to do. Nahida, do you know the origin and purpose of the Akasha?”
Nahida stepped back. “I’m actually not sure, now that you bring it up… but I assume it was not something without a hidden motive.”
“Intuitive,” Rukkhadevata complimented. “No, indeed; the Akasha was created to compile all human dreams, the fruit of Wisdom, and channel that into power so that I could purge forbidden knowledge from Irminsul.”
“But it didn’t work,” Nahida supplied. “Did it?”
“We removed most of it,” Rukkhadevata said. “But in certain places, the forbidden knowledge permeates too deep for even me to remove. And it propagated exceedingly fast.”
Lumine raised her hand. “I saw a black patch earlier. Was that it?”
“Yes,” Rukkhadevata nodded. “The manifestation of the Withering and forbidden knowledge that my friend, the creator of the Orchard your physical bodies were in, sacrificed himself to slow. This forbidden knowledge comes from the very bottom of the Abyss, twisted in ways no one on Teyvat can understand.”
“That’s why it corrupts everything.” Nahida said. “Not even the world can understand it.”
“Yes, indeed.” Rukkhadevata’s face grew stony. “Do you know why the Divine Knowledge Capsules could only be extracted from scholars gone mad from forbidden knowledge?”
Furina felt a pit in her stomach. Nahida’s eyes went even wider.
“Because I, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, am interwoven with forbidden knowledge. As the Avatar of Irminsul, I had been exposed to forbidden knowledge, and thus it would continue to root itself deeply unless I disappeared.”
“But how could I disappear? If I died, I would live on in memories. I couldn’t purge myself knowing that the consequences may destroy Teyvat. What a dilemma, am I right?"
"So, I created you. The purest branch of Irminsul, unburdened by that which burdens all else.”
Nahida was glum. “And now you ask me to remove you from existence so that the forbidden knowledge would be removed from Irminsul entirely.”
“Yes,” Rukkhadevata said. “Exactly. The premonition of the Hydro Archon is interesting, but I attribute that to the influence of my late friend the Lord of Flowers. Now then?"
Nahida said something. Why was it foggy?
rukkhadevata laughed
nahida said something else
furina felt like there was more, but she couldn’t quite put her finger on it
Furina channeled her power and power-washed the last of the black spots away. The Dendro Gnosis illuminated all of Irminsul and beyond, the attacking Rifthounds disappearing instantly.
The World Tree, Irminsul, glowed so brightly that Furina had to avert her gaze. When she looked back, she was back in the Orchard of Pairidaeza.
Why do I feel… so sad…?
Nahida crumpled immediately after coming out of the domain of Irminsul, sobbing her eyes out.
Immediately Furina thought someone died. She whipped around, but everyone was there. Ferigees was still in the pedestal, and her Hydro Gnosis was still there.
The Dendro Gnosis was stuck on a chair. The words inscribed on it were in Deshret Script; probably a name, someone who sat on this throne long ago.
Lumine had a weird look on her face.
“Something wrong?” Furina asked.
“Do you remember… what happened just now?”
Furina was puzzled. “Yes… of course? Nahida and I connected our powers and used the Dendro Gnosis to clear out the remaining forbidden knowledge from Irminsul. You were fending off the Riftwolves that were coming to attack us. Did your memories get corrupted?"
“There’s someone that wants to meet you.”
Furina was even more confused. “Lumine, are you okay? Did someone talk to you in your head?”
“No, nothing like that… err, please step back for a moment.”
Nahida was reading over the Deshret Script. “Hm… I don’t know this letter. Seems like I have to brush up on my ancient languages.”
“You recovered fast,” Furina laughed.
“I don’t know why I was crying,” Nahida admitted. “I still don’t know why I’m so sad… b- but we’ve done what we came here to do and we can return to Sumeru City now.”
Nahida moved to pick up the Gnosis, but it let out a spark.
Startled, Nahida stepped back. Furina was immediately on alert, but the Orchard dulled her senses.
An amorphous blob started pouring out of the Gnosis.
A young woman of around twenty sat cross-legged on the throne. She picked up the Gnosis and handed it to Nahida.
She looks like Nahida…
An odd flare of deja vu erupted in Furina’s mind.
“Ho… so it worked after all. How curious.”
“What worked?” Furina asked. “Do we… know you?”
“Your friend certainly does,” the woman said. “Wow, I’ve gotten older! This form takes much less energy to maintain than a physical one.”
“You feel like… a god,” Nahida said, in awe. “Are you the owner of this Orchard? Are you my old friend, Nabu Malikata?”
Something pained flashed across her face. “No, unfortunately not. She has not walked Teyvat in… a very long time.”
“Are you another Jinn?” Furina asked. “But if you feel like a god… does Sumeru have other gods I’m not aware of?”
“Think back,” the woman said instead. “Think back to when you first arrived in Sumeru. Did Nahida here survive the Archon War?”
“Yes, of course,” Furina answered automatically. “I’ve known this all my life. She just lost her memories around the Cataclysm… in, uh, the same way I did.”
The woman looked at her funny, waiting for her to backtrack. “I see.”
Now that I think about it, she’s right.
I remember feeling… really, really confused when I first heard about Nahida.
“Have you been removed from Irminsul?” Nahida’s eyes widened. “Is that… that’s the way I learned to differentiate between real and modified information.”
Lumine’s eyes were sad as she looked between Nahida and Nahida Lite.
“Ah, Sumeru really is in good hands,” the woman said conversationally to Lumine. “That was faster than I expected.”
“So you are?” Furina asked. “Did we actually erase someone? I thought that all of our conversations about that was in preparation for disaster.”
“It was a disaster,” Lumine admitted. “We planned for this pretty extensively. How much… can you guys remember?”
“Paimon just remembers attacking the Akademiya to free Lesser Lord Kusanali,” Paimon said. “And to do that, we got the Divine Knowledge Capsules… what were those for, again?”
“Removal of information from Irminsul is never perfect,” the woman said. “When prying deeper, knowing that something is missing, it’s almost laughable how easy it is.”
“But if no one knows something is missing, they’ll never find out,” Nahida finished. “That’s… someone told me that a long time ago. Who are you, exactly?”
“You must not know my name or my history,” the woman said. “That would ruin the entire purpose of erasing me in the first place, and I fear the rules of Teyvat would not be so happy to bend a second time.”
There was a long pause.
The woman got up and ran her hands over the Deshret Script on the other two chairs. “I believe this is where I am transferred to the other Gnosis?”
Lumine jumped, startled. “Yes. Yes, of course.”
“I’m sorry, slow down for a second,” Furina was feeling a headache start to form. “What did I agree to before you were removed? I- who even are you?”
“I’ve essentially become a nameless wanderer,” the woman said. “Hm… the Aranara had a good name for me... ah, please call me Aranyani. I was the Dendro Archon before Nahida, but no record of me should ever exist past this Orchard… and the Descender.”
‘Aranyani’ paused. “As for what you agreed to, I was to enter the Akasha Terminal and… what was it you said? “Sort out my affairs and get them in order,” was it? I thought it was rather funny, since it would be alarming indeed if I had affairs to get in order.”
Furina blushed and turned away.
‘Aranyani’ laughed at that. “Don’t fret over it too much. You all had good ideas when we discussed everything else. Lumine?”
Lumine shook off her miserable facial expression and smiled slightly, turning to Nahida. “Both you and Rukkh- ‘Aranyani’ decided that the Akasha had served its purpose and needed to be shut down… but you didn’t want to remove the last influence she had over Sumeru, so you agreed that the Akasha would be more of a central repository in the Akademiya library where Ru- ‘Aranyani’ could observe the Sumeru she loved one last time before passing on."
"It's also quite convenient that I can live on," 'Aranyani' added. "I'll disappear in a couple of years, yes, but I'll ascend in the same way a god normally would. It's a considerably better fate than if I had ceased to exist. As a rule of thumb, ceasing to exist is not the best thing to happen to someone."
Furina snorted. "You think?"
'Aranyani' grinned at her. "Now I'm sure all of you have quite a few questions for both myself and Nahida. I have pleeeenty of time, so please fire away."
Pointedly, Furina offered to take Paimon to explore the Orchard.
They travelled around for a while, marvelling at everything there. It reminded her quite a bit of Ferigees, the way Paimon ogled everything.
After they went back, Paimon was cheering. She tugged Lumine away to another corner and pointed everything out in hushed and tones.
"Lumine messed up when she talked about you. Your name... Rukkh... Rukkhashava? Are you the mushroom?"
"I'd recommend not trying to pry deeper," 'Aranyani' warned. "The reason I was erased was something that must never return to Sumeru."
Furina relented.
"You mentioned earlier that you knew I had a funny feeling about Nahida. How did you figure that out?"
"I have access to all information in Irminsul, just as Nahida does," she answered. "Nahida is too nice to pry, but I have a little bit of an obsession with knowing everything. Unfortunately, that caused plenty of tragedy."
Furina turned to Nahida. "I think you should know too, then."
"I talked to the Raiden Shogun whilst I was in Inazuma. I was wondering... um... if you knew about the Fontainian Prophecy?"
"I am well aware, yes," Nahida nodded solemnly.
"Well, I failed to stop it already."
Nahida was confused. "Huh? But everything is still fine."
"She travelled back in time," 'Aranyani' supplied. "After she failed, which she still hadn't, Focalors called upon a higher power to send herself back in time so she could fix her mistakes."
"Right. And we're almost at the position in time where I started, and I have only a vague idea of what I need to do. You two embody all the wisdom known to the gods... so I was wondering if you two could help me figure out a way to solve this."
'Aranyani' and Nahida shared a glance.
"I'm afraid not," the older woman said helplessly. "We could give you ideas, yes, but knowing won't help. In all the ways I can predict, telling you leads to disaster."
"If our information allowed you to skip the prophecy entirely, I'm afraid something even worse would happen," said Nahida. "Those that try to thwart fate... never have good endings."
"But it's possible? I can save the people of Fontaine?"
"We certainly believe so," Nahida smiled. "If anyone can find a solution, it's you! Believe in yourself more, Furina."
"You've already managed to shatter the rules of this world by thinking of a way to save me," 'Aranyani' mentioned. "You've done it once; you can certainly do it again."
Furina wasn't convinced.
"When I was in Mondstadt, Venti said something like... um... that the Original Sin could be forgiven?" Furina recalled. "Do you guys think that would be possible?"
"Certainly, but that'd require impossible authority to forgive," 'Aranyani' commented. "Your authority must exceed the sin, and I don't quite think either holder of the Hydro Authority would be entirely keen on giving it all up."
"I've known Neuvillette for a long time, but all the other Archons don't want me to trust him," said Furina, shifting uncomfortably. "What do you guys think?"
"I- I mean, 'Aranyani' made a promise to the Dendro Dragon Apep that she would cleanse the filth from her someday," Nahida turned to the older woman. "Even that offended Celestia, if I remember correctly. Apep wasn't all too keen on accepting the help either... we got attacked, didn't we?"
"We did," 'Aranyani' laughed. "I've never run away so fast. She's terrifying if she wants to be. You still need to take care of that soon, by the way... time is running out on that agreement."
Nahida nodded.
"Truth be told, I wouldn't recommend it either," 'Aranyani' said seriously. "The Hydro Dragon harbors more animosity to the Heavenly Principles and the Usurpers than any other Dragon I know of. It's not that I don't trust him, and it certainly doesn't mean that you shouldn't, but it's best not to hand ultimate power to someone who potentially wants you and everything you love dead."
Privately, Furina thought that 'Aranyani' just didn't know enough about Neuvillette, but she nodded. "Thank you for your insight."
"I can tell you won't listen at all, but just keep my words in mind should something ever turn out to be fishy."
"Rrrrright."
"Yeah, we're not getting through to her," 'Aranyani' smiled at Nahida.
"It's fine, she'll do great regardless!" Nahida nodded. "Even if it was preplanned by the Doctor, she and the Traveler still managed to release me when the Sages would've rather killed all of Sumeru than do so. I'll be grateful forever for that."
"Ah..." 'Aranyani' sighed. "To both of you... Oh, the things I wish we could talk about. Lady Egeria must be dead now, though... I shall have to save our conversations for when I ascend."
"But you're saying its possible to save Fontaine? Everything I've done... wasn't for nothing?"
Both Dendro Archons nodded in unison.
"Without a doubt."
"Then that's all I need to know. Thank you."
Furina showed 'Aranyani' around the garden a couple of times. In the middle of showing her the cool flowers that could temporarily change the time in the Orchard, Furina felt two more presences join them.
She paused mid sentence, turning around.
Nahida and 'Aranyani' were both equally confused.
"Is... someone there?"
No response.
Lumine looked to the middle island awkwardly.
'Aranyani' seemed to be in the middle of some worrying thought. She seemed a little absent as they finished walking around and left.
Nahida retrieved the Gnosis, and 'Aranyani' latched herself to the throne. She promised that she would show up in the Gnosis again when the time came for her to enter the Akasha repository.
As Furina operated the lift, she thought she felt some strong emotions inside.
When Rukkhadevata was sure that the lift had gone, she walked to the central island.
There were two figures standing there. Both of them were observing Rukkhadevata, their mouths moving in idle chatter.
She couldn't believe her eyes.
She moved forward in a trance, one step after another.
The Hydro Archon had 'dropped' a bag of fine tea. It was Rukkhadevata's favourite kind, though it was probably also Nahida's favourite kind, which would explain how she knew.
The Lord of Flowers plucked it off of the ground, creating some wooden teacups out of nowhere and began steeping the tea.
When Rukkhadevata stepped onto the grass, Padisarahs bloomed around her feet, exactly the same color as they were thousands of years ago.
Nothing like the feeble imitation she had attempted after the death of her friend.
She took her seat on her own throne and gratefully accepted the cup of tea.
They talked under that unmoving sky until Rukkhadevata felt the tug of Nahida calling for her to impart part of her consciousness into the Akasha repository.
Not even she could tell how much time had passed since their conversation began.
The ceremony was suspiciously received.
Nahida gave a speech, shut the Akasha down for good, and set up the Akasha Repository system in the Akademiya Library. Open to scholars of the Akademiya, the Repository would direct scholars to relevant texts and occasionally offer information and advice. Nothing like the Akasha Terminals, with their instant information, but much better than traditional studying nonetheless.
'Aranyani' had placed part of her consciousness into the Repository. The rest of it, Furina knew, was keeping the two presences company.
Old friends, she assumed. One pocket of the original world thousands of years ago, burdened by neither time nor Irminsul.
It was bittersweet.
Furina, Lumine, and Paimon left Nahida alone for a moment to find their other friends. When they came back, Nahida was gone.
"Did she leave already?" Paimon said sullenly, "Paimon was looking forward to having a victory banquet with her..."
Dehya, Alhaitham, and Furina knew instantly that something was wrong.
Lumine caught on almost immediately after.
Nahida was gone, and she wasn't gone of her own volition.
Furina was instantly placed on high alert. Ayaka, sensing something wrong, started surveying the area with greater intensity.
"Lumine, look for her through elemental sight," Furina ordered. "The actual Sages must be back; figure out what happened and figure out how to stop them."
Lumine, Paimon, and Ayaka were following the trail of extremely heavy Dendro. Furina had assumed temporary martial law and took complete control over Sumeru. Scaramouche was walking around the city, and Nilou had been sent to the outskirts.
Everything was locked down and the Corps of Thirty were scouring the area on overtime pay. No one was to leave or enter Sumeru City until everything had concluded.
Reasonably, the citizens of Sumeru were less-than-happy. They protested in the streets for Furina to lift martial law and bring back the Akasha: though careful inspection of the ringleaders revealed that they were, in fact, Sages of the Akademiya.
The protesters shut up pretty quickly after that.
The Dendro trail Lumine followed dropped in every which direction after they reached the Akademiya. They decided to manually start searching every nook and cranny.
Alhaitham stood guard outside of the main gate, keeping an eye out for everything. A few members of the Corps of Thirty were stationed at every exit and window to make sure no one left. They were ordered to not accept bribes; instead, they were to capture the attempted briber for a reward double what they offered.
Furina sat at the desk of the Grand Sage, sending wisps of Hydro in every direction to keep an eye out for anything. She commanded three hundred of these wisps at once, consciousness constantly flitting from one to another to direct them, while Dehya stood guard outside.
Still nothing.
Frustrated, Furina pulled herself back into her real body.
She sat at the desk, thinking,
A massive headache was starting to splinter through her temples.
Furina sighed and buried her face in her hands.
"Furina?" Dehya knocked on the door. "Someone's here to see you."
Furina sat up, setting the last of the wisps up, and nodded at her.
A Corps of Thirty member dragged a Sage of the Akademiya in.
"Khajeh?" Furina asked, surprised. "What is the Sage of Haravatat doing here?"
"Alhaitham's Darshan?" Dehya demanded.
Khajeh didn't bother to answer Dehya.
"Ma'am! This Sage attempted to pay me seven hundred thousand Mora to let a small party of five leave the Akademiya and escort them out of Sumeru City. I have reason to believe that he may be harboring Lesser Lord Kusanali."
Furina chose not to dwell on the word 'harboring,' as though Nahida were a criminal.
"Right. Very well. Is this true?"
The Sage looked into her glowing blue eyes and could only nod angrily in response.
"Alright. What is your name?"
"Jehnam, ma'am."
"Jehnam, I'll have your payment prepared by tomorrow evening. Please return to this office then; do you prefer cheques or compacted Mora tokens?"
"Cheques, ma'am."
"Thank you."
He filed out. Dehya slammed the door shut behind him.
"Let's begin, then," Furina sighed. "You know, this could have been so much easier if you just rolled over and took your defeat. But oh, I suppose you're just as stubborn as I am. Unfortunately for you, however, I've... run out... of Hydro power today, so we'll have to do this interrogation the good old-fashioned way."
Khajeh's eyes widened at the claymore and the sword that were simultaneously pointed at him.
Furina did, of course, confirm with her Compulsion, but she did feel rather good after the manual interrogation.
She healed and tied him up before tossing him into a corner of the room. A bookshelf unceremoniously dropped on top of his legs; shame he was too unconscious to feel that.
"Dehya, you can go do whatever you want now," Furina said. "If you want to come with me, that's fine; but I suspect there'll be some back-end tricks the Sages have planned."
"Don't worry," Dehya set her jaw in determination. "Lesser Lord Kusanali is my Archon. Miss Dunyazard... Dunyazard wanted her to be free more than she cared for her own life. I'll make sure her wishes are followed."
Furina smiled, the weight on her shoulders growing just that little bit lighter.
Lumine and Paimon were hastily summoned. The four of them quickly ran into the Akademiya and into the secret passage.
"Say, didn't Alhaitham say this was where they were manufacturing a god?" Paimon wondered. "Is Scaramouche still in there?"
"He should be," Lumine answered. "The Sages shouldn't know anything about the missing Divine Knowledge Capsules. Rukk- 'Aranyani' wouldn't exist in their minds, either."
"Good," Furina nodded. "They're probably hoping that Scaramouche will kill Nahida and ascend to the Dendro Throne. We'll make it there before that's complete."
They turned a corner in the passageway. Slowly, the area around them seemed more civilized than random dirt tunnel; pillars and massive glass displays were now prominent.
"How can we be sure?" Lumine asked. "Nahida doesn't know anything about fighting. Scaramouche could probably hand our asses to us, now that he's a god too."
"You can't just manufacture a god," Furina scoffed. "Godhood is inherent, like any other sort of birth. If you were born on Teyvat, for example, you would never be able to resonate with the Statues like you can now."
Lumine nodded quietly.
"He's not a god, anyhow," Furina shook her head. "The creation of a god reaches far and wide. I was already alive when Nahida was born, for example; all seven nations knew she had come into being and ascended to Archonhood."
"That may just be because she's an Archon," Lumine pointed out.
"Oh."
Furina paused.
"True."
They turned another corner and jumped into a cart. Dehya flicked the switch and the four of them were off.
"I can sense Nahida nearby, anyhow," Furina said. "Just the godly aura. There's nothing like that emanating from him... but I don't doubt that he looked at the contents of the Divine Knowledge Capsule before handing them over to us."
Furina kicked open the door, readying her weapon.
Behind her, Lumine and Dehya did the same.
On the ground, Nahida suffered from many wounds. Blood pooled in a small circle around her.
Furina felt her stomach drop before steeling herself.
The Sages were arguing with Scaramouche. They didn't notice the four of them enter.
Paimon quickly flew over to Nahida, hiding behind her hair. She was shaking the god, who was twitching and responding in short bursts.
"...kill Lesser Lord Kusanali?" Scaramouche said.
Furina bubbled the three of them and they made their way to Nahida. Furina started healing her immediately.
The Sages had their backs to her. Scaramouche noticed, however, but he didn't seem too concerned about alerting them.
"Yes! For the twentieth time! Do it before that godsforsaken Hydro Archon comes! It cannot be that hard!"
Furina stifled a snort at that.
Scaramouche found that equally funny. "And for the twentieth time, my answer hasn't changed."
"Why?" Azar was not having a good time.
"I've told you already. I just don't want to."
Furina, finally, recognized the weird feeling she had about him. Knowing 'Aranyani' and her fate had told her all she needed to know.
Scaramouche had been erased from Irminsul.
She had that same deja vu confusion. Someone erased from her memory already, but since she had travelled into the past, was trying to piece themselves back together in her head.
Piecing together a puzzle that had 'never' existed.
Scaramouche, after being erased, still existed as a body. That meant that he probably knew Nahida, and had probably become friends with her at some point.
He remembers something, Furina thought, both horrified and relieved.
Someone to share her burden, but someone that could ruin her life.
That comes after. Focus on Nahida.
A bubble started flying out of Nahida's cut and popped loudly.
Furina winced.
All of the Sages whipped around. A few of them passed out on the spot, but Azar started barking orders at Scaramouche.
"Get them!"
Scaramouche yawned pointedly. Furina went back to healing Nahida.
"Why, you- Are you stupid? This fate concerns you as well!"
He just shrugged. "I don't like you much either, so I'm quite happy to let you get stomped into the ground like the vermin you are."
They tried to run through another passageway, not liking their chances with Furina's sword. A cloud of smoke exploded out; no, not smoke, flour. Dehya swung her greatsword in an arc, Pyro exploding out, causing a series of small dust explosions.
Furina shielded their group and Scaramouche shielded himself. As a result, after seventeen loud bangs, the Sages were now, successfully, the proud owners of singed hair.
They must've been pretty happy about that, because they screamed something about Furina breaking international law.
"You'll be arrested for this!"
"Who'll arrest me?" Furina taunted. "Lesser Lord Kusanali?"
They went silent at that.
"...Fair enough."
She jumped forward, her sword poised to swing. Azar tried to tap into the Akasha Terminal on his ear which was no longer working and fell backward.
His movements were exceptionally graceless. The mark of a scholar who, unlike Alhaitham, sat at his desk doing fuck all, not counting fucking over his country. How much did he know, really, if Furina took away his beloved Akasha? How much information had he actually learned?
Azar frantically reached into his pocket for more tricks, doubtlessly, but his arms were heavy and slow. Furina, who was used to opponents who could move faster than normal eyes could follow, found it almost laughable.
She stopped mid-swing and started guffawing at him.
Azar flushed an unpleasant purple and threw a potion at her.
His aim was even more unfortunate than his situation, because it went left and missed entirely. A small explosion happened somewhere behind her.
Furina laughed even harder and slammed her fist into his nose. It gave in a satisfying way and he fell over, unconscious.
She dusted her gloves off and kicked him twice.
The other Sages had been subdued just as swiftly by Lumine and Dehya. Scaramouche sat in one side, serenely looking on (as serene as he got, anyways).
"Let's get Nahida out of here."
"You know, if you had just taken things slow and held Nahida in a hostage situation without trying to sneak out to Celestia-knows-where, I would have had a much harder time negotiating with you."
"Wretched Hydro Archon, do you think us shortsighted enough to never consider that? Your unbelievable Compulsion would have exposed the first messenger we sent!"
"Wow, wow, okay. Calm down. Do you want me to bring in the guillotine?"
"The French were rather famous for that," Lumine mumbled. "Some things never change."
"The what?"
"Carry on."
"So your solution was to bribe a mercenary?" Furina laughed, swinging her file in his direction. "You're going to sell me short, now? My pockets are deeper than yours could possibly imagine."
Azar hissed something about an uneducated fool.
Furina's face soured. "I am unfortunately aware of your intent here. Do not believe for one second that the colloquial manner of speech (yes, the patois I have accrued from my travel companions; people far, far better than you) which I adopt has any effect on my intelligence. Should you wish me to talk in this manner, I shall be happy to oblige."
He shut up pretty quickly after that.
"Right~! So, Your Honor, as the legal aide of Lesser Lord Kusanali and the State of Sumeru, I would like to suggest the death penalty for former Grand Sage Azar."
Ugh, I could really use Yanfei right now.
She kinda lost the last time, but she knows this stuff... I can't remember the last time I argued on the side of the state.
"Lady Furina, that is a little extreme," the judge frowned. "Sumeru thanks you for the generous gift of... a new courthouse... but Gr- former Grand Sage Azar has not committed any crime worthy of the death penalty."
Azar's eyes flickered to the window.
"Oh!" Furina laughed. "Ahahahah! Yes, of course! Not on paper, anyways... but in law, precedent is too often looked to as the basis for judgement. As the only sitting Supreme Court Judge of Sumeru, you surely know of many precedents to this."
"...Lady Furina, you shall have to elaborate."
"I can't say myself that precedent is too reliable. No, not at all! Not even in Fontaine, where the Iudex is more fair than I'd prefer. Your salary seems to be quite low, as well; dear, dear... I sure hope there aren't any back-alley, tax-free deals being done."
Furina coughed.
"But I digress. While it is true precedent is never too reliable, there are far too many cases to call upon anything other than it."
Paimon handed over the files, smiling smugly.
"Yes, yes... here! Oh! This one, from a long long time ago... two months, to be exact. Where three scholars were executed for treason in an unpublicized court case!"
Murmuring in the audience. The click of a camera.
"I'm surprised they got a court case at all! I suppose you must keep up the performance to your inner self, as well."
"Over the last year, can you guess how many were executed in a similar way?"
Silence fell.
Furina slowly raised two hands, folding two fingers down on her right hand and three fingers down on her left.
"Five?"
"Lady Furina can't be making that big of a fuss over that..."
"Twenty-three!"
"That should be more than enough to say that treason deserves the death sentence... it's curious to note that in those cases, the scholars were executed for "treason to the Dendro Archon and the great nation of Sumeru." Nahida's been the Archon since the Archon War! I can't imagine another one that would take her place there... so Azar here fits the criteria, no?"
Lumine winced, extremely obviously.
"Forget about 'Aranyani' for a moment," Furina hissed, swatting her friend lightly on the shoulder.
"So, judge what's-your-name, are you going to let that pass? Are you going to face the same charge... plus corruption, and plenty of others?"
"The corruption in Sumeru runs really deep," Nahida observed miserably. "It's... this is all my fault."
"So now you can fix it," Furina beamed at her. "This is your chance."
"Don't you think this way of going about it is a little... forgive me, a little tyrannical?" Nahida looked somber. "If we go about doing this in the same way the Sages did, are we any better?"
Furina paused.
...
Nahida looked as though she expected Furina to attack her.
Furina heaved a massive sigh.
"Yes... yes, you're right. I don't know what comes over me during these things... I was like this in Inazuma, too."
"Erosion?" Nahida asked. "But you're barely two thousand years old. Your mind is remarkably more aged than your age would suggest... closer to seven thousand, I'd say."
"Really?" Furina was briefly surprised.
Seven thousand... but Focalors is biologically only two.
Five hundred years as a human... does a year as a human translate to ten years of divine Erosion?
That's kind of funny. I thought I'd recovered, but Archon aging is just different from human aging.
"Don't worry about it," Furina reassured her. "Let's just get this done and over with."
The court case ended without much else. Azar, the judge, and seventeen other Akademiya officials were thrown into prison to be re-tried at a later date. Predictably, one of the perpetrators of Nahida's kidnapping tried to kill himself; Furina quickly arrived to heal him.
Lumine and Paimon then proceeded to beat him half to death, after which Furina healed him again.
They learned not to try that.
They stayed a few months in Sumeru before thinking about leaving for Fontaine.
The final leg of the journey...
How far we've come.
Just a little bit more. Lumine, Paimon, Neuvillette... all the others...
Just a little bit more.
And I won't need to lie ever again.
Notes:
Mikhail banged on Lyudmila's door again.
"If you keep being a hermit in there, I'll come in and shoot you."
He heard a loud sniffle from the other side and something metal being tossed at the door.
Lyudmila got demoted again. Mikhail thought it was a miracle that she was still alive, but she didn't seem to be interested in hearing that right now.
"There's some work you still have to do!" he shouted in.
"You do it, goddamnit! Since you're sooooooooo much better than everyone else, surely this wouldn't be hard!"
Mikhail's eyes dropped to the history record. He muttered to himself that he wasn't reading all that, so he crumpled it up and tossed it into the can.
"The Orchard will disappear in a matter of years if you allow me to leave!" Ferigees cried, desperation entering her voice. "No- stop, Hydro Archon! I shan't allow you!"
"I'll make sure that doesn't happen," Furina promised. "Please, believe in me. After I've finished my job, I'll return and keep this garden as pristine as it is now."
I can leave the Hydro Gnosis here after I've saved Fontaine, Furina thought to herself. She owed that much to Ferigees, and to the garden that had saved her from being flattened into a pancake.Furina's eyes widened as the hand exited her chest.
Pain more intense than the Knave had inflicted exploded through every nerve in her body. She dropped to her knees, trying not to scream.
The Gnosis was gone.
"The Hydro Gnosis..." the Doctor mused. "All that effort and the death of the Fair Lady, and it only took one small ambush."
Lumine ran toward him and slashed at him, but he just stepped back out of range. His eyes turned to Nahida greedily, but paused.
"A child-god should be no match," his gaze dropped to Furina. "I shall return another day. The Hydro Gnosis will be more than enough for the Tsaritsa... when you've been such a pain these past few years."
Something shattered outside.
No, something shattered inside.
No... something shattered inside his brain.
The Doctor looked up, alarmed.
His head swiveled frantically before landing on Furina. She was standing, but her eyes were closed.
If he looked closely, he could see bright blue light leaking out of her closed eyelids.
Lumine and Paimon stepped back, expecting Furina to start fighting.
Furina stood there, unmoving.
Everyone was unnerved. What was she thinking?
Furina took her sword, looked at it a couple of times, and turned around to inspect the three combatants and the Dendro Archon pounding on her birdcage.
Even the Doctor, who had seen Furina's face all of twice, knew that her expression was off.
The sword leveled itself at her.
"Furina!" Paimon screamed. "What are you- stop!!"
Lumine ran forward to try and stop her, but the tip of the sword pushed itself through her throat.
Furina felt a small prick, somewhere outside. She was inside her head again; Focalors had taken control.
She thought she was being attacked, but didn't think much of it. The pain was bearable compared to the blow that had stolen her Gnosis. Her head was running through situation after situation, trying to figure out a way to fix everything.
Outside, Furina fell over. The world around her began to splinter as though it were just a painting made of glass.
Lumine felt an unreasonable amount of deja vu.
As the world collapsed on itself, Lumine realized that this had happened before. She had been in the Opera Epiclese, accusing Furina of crimes, when the world had done this too.
Furina was the only thing in the black void except for herself. Her friend was bleeding out, the blood turning into viscous opalescent water, but Lumine was in too much of a stupor to notice.
When Furina's heart stopped beating, Lumine remembered everything.
But it was too late.Furina woke up in her plush bed, in Fontaine's Palais Mermonia.
Neuvillette knocked twice on her door.
"The Trial," Furina muttered to herself. "I... I failed. They found out."
Focalors cleared the last of the memories of the previous timeline, and let everything play out as it did before.
This time, nothing would go wrong.Mikhail walked away, not knowing that the secrets of the world were in that page he crumpled up like scrap paper.
The next day, the paperbasket had been sent to the recycling plant, where the words written on the paper were washed off and the page turned to pulp.
The bright yellow square of paper taped to the larger one was slower to clear. On it, barely legible, was a small note to the reader."the above story isn't in any way connected to the actual plotline! it's just like a cool imagine of what would've happened if furina hadn't dropped off the gnosis in the orchard of pairidaeza
Chapter 36: my fault gang
Summary:
IM SO HAPPY AP SEASON IS OVER AHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry this chapter is kind of short! i didnt really know what else to put in here and this part of the story only has one significant plot point. longer one next time!!! coming soonTM
I'm also hella tired so replies to your comments will come soonish. sorry aps lowkey killed me (watch me do them again next year)
Notes:
i know i deleted this damn game n all but why is mondstadt so peak bro
"omg natlan mavuika" watch my boy albedo mog these newgens🙏🙏
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Furina, Lumine, and Paimon set off not long afterwards.
"Please let us know if there's anything we can do to help," Ayaka said. "The final stretch of your journey will very likely be the hardest; as both Sumeru and Inazuma are in your debt, we shall do our utmost to make sure everything goes smoothly."
Lumine blushed. "We- well... I'm sure you guys have your own problems, too. How is Inazuma, anyways?"
"A lot of tsunamis lately," said Ayaka, melancholy. "I'm not really sure what caused them, but her Excellency the Shogun said that they came from Liyue and she would monitor them closely. Half of a village in Kannazuka was also demolished by an earthquake... which is odd, because the tsunamis were concentrated on Watatsumi and Narukami."
"We've had too many sandstorms in the desert and earthquakes on the outskirts of Sumeru as well," Nahida nodded along. "When you guys are travelling, take care."
A pause.
"Though," Nahida began. "You will certainly find some who would prefer me out of sight. The Akademiya has a lot of money, and these benefactors contributed a lot to the maintenance of the Sanctuary of Surasthana. Be careful and keep and an eye out for mercenaries."
"Thank you," Furina clasped her hands together. "If you need help with rebuilding anything, or whatever, I'm sure Fontaine would be happy to help."
They both smiled at her. "We're doing alright, don't worry. You take care of yourself, Furina."
Paimon waved goodbye and they left on the route to the desert.
"Should we stop at Port Ormos again?" Lumine asked as they used up the last of their water. "It's not far from here and surely better than expecting a village out in the middle of the rainforest. Ugggggggh it's so hot."
"I could bubble us to a nearby settlement," Furina suggested. "But in the rainforest... probably not the safest. If we catch on a branch, we're kind of done for."
"Yeah," Lumine groaned. "Not in favor of that one."
"Paimon can go and scout the area a little faster," Paimon suggested. "She could fly up and see if there are any villages?"
"Good idea," Furina nodded. "We'll stay here for now, then."
A few minutes later, Paimon returned.
"There's a small hut with a farm outside nearby," she said. "Paimon thinks she saw someone inside; they probably know where we could find a well or a bigger settlement."
"Even a lake or river works," Furina said. "I can just purify it."
"True, but we should probably buy more bottles, too. For all the space in your inventory pocket dimensions, Paimon thinks you guys should have stocked up on more water!"
Furina blushed and turned away. "Well. Something to keep in mind the next time we get to a settlement."
Paimon huffed and turned to the left. "Ugh! Just follow Paimon this way!"
The small hut was unoccupied.
"Wow."
Paimon flit around inside. "But... but Paimon was sure she saw someone?"
Lumine touched the dirt on the farm. "It was recently watered. Three days, maybe."
"Probably just rain," said Furina. "It was raining the day before we left Sumeru City."
"This hut is remarkably well kept, though," Lumine turned around and swept a finger over the small table inside. "There's a thick layer of dust, but everything is clean and intact."
A broken mirror sat on the floor. Lumine picked it up and set it on the table.
"There's an extinguished bonfire," Paimon picked up one of the charcoals. "This is human activity... maybe Forest Rangers? No hilichurl or Pyro slime would put it out so carefully."
Furina looked outside.
"Are we... sure we're alone? I feel like we're being watched."
Paimon flew outside and looked around. "No... not really. Paimon doesn't see anything."
Lumine went over to the bed.
Furina continued further outside, squinting at the treetops.
"What are you doing looking like that? An enemy is hardly likely to jump down from the trees."
"AHH!!!"
Paimon ducked behind Furina. "SAVE ME FURINA AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Dain?" asked Furina. "What are you doing here?"
Paimon swiftly composed herself and came out from behind Furina, her arms crossed and a pious expression on her face.
"I'm here to investigate something from my past," Dain replied curtly. "Which, I shall remind you, is partially your fault."
Furina's eyes narrowed, but she felt her face turning red.
"Is Lumine nearby?" he asked instead.
"Oh- she's inside, yes."
He pushed the curtain away from the entrance and walked in.
"Sheesh, so cold..." Paimon frowned at the hut. "Would it kill him to be nice? He knows you weren't even Archon when Khaenri'ah was attacked, right?"
"His all-knowing mind cannot comprehend such complexities," Furina teased.
Paimon giggled. "Let's go in, too."
Furina pushed open the curtain and crashed into Dain.
"Ow-! What was that for??"
"The Traveler," Dain breathed. "She-"
Furina felt her heart drop, and she pushed the curtain aside.
Lumine was collapsed next to the broken mirror, her hand bleeding from a slight cut.
Furina and Paimon rushed inside, shaking her. Furina carefully removed the mirror and set it further away from her.
"Lumine??? Lumine!!!"
Paimon started shaking her more violently. "Lumine, wake up! What's going on?!"
She didn't stir.
Furina checked for a pulse, and held her finger under Lumine's nostril. "She's alive, and normal... why is she not waking up?"
"Ley Line disturbance," Dain closed his eyes. "Focus, Hydro Archon. You can feel it too."
She did. The unmistakable mark of the Abyss, running through the pure energy of the Ley Lines. "So? They shouldn't have affected Lumine. She's not under Irminsul's jurisdiction."
"Hm."
"We're still being watched," Furina said, peering outside. "Am I paranoid? We have to protect Lumine until we find a way to wake her up."
"This should be a temporary memory," Dain shook his head. "The Traveler will wake up when the Ley Line disturbance has passed. I don't feel like we're being watched, either."
"Paimon doesn't feel anything either... but Paimon feeling things is probably a cause for worry. Do you want Paimon to scout the area out?"
"If someone really is out there, and they can evade Dain, I don't think sending you to scout is a good idea. I'll go do that."
Oh right, the water.
"Right- Dain, do you know if there's a river or settlement nearby? We ran out of water."
"I have some water stores. They should last a few days. There is a water source around an hour north, though."
"I'll pick some up if I walk past it. Take care of Lumine and call me back if necessary."
Dainsleif watched the Hydro Archon walk out of the clearing, the end tips of her hair lifting as she sent flicks of Hydro in every direction. Above them, the sun was completely set.
"What's up with you?" Paimon huffed. "Always so indifferent."
"A better question for you to consider would be why the Hydro Archon travels with you in the first place," Dain said, shutting the curtain. "I know better than to trust the Seven."
"We stumbled across each other," Paimon said. "Back when Lumine didn't know the language and Paimon got swept out to sea."
"And you never considered, even once, that your meeting may not be coincidental?"
"No, of course not!" Paimon said, indignant. "Why would she go out of her way to find someone no one knows?"
"A Descender is a reason for all of the Seven to worry." Dain pulled out a sleeping bag and set it on the bed. "Perhaps she was just the one who came across you first. Under different circumstances, perhaps you would now be traveling with the Anemo Archon."
"Paimon won't hear anything against Furina," Paimon warned. "If you're so concerned about her origins, you are free to investigate her yourself."
A few of her Hydro drops had disappeared.
That is, they hadn't hit anything, nor had they exited her range into the sky. They were either absorbed or deflected by other energies.
Opening her eyes, Furina started in that direction. She propelled herself up into the branches and stepped onto the leaves, reinforcing them with her own power.
She sent a few more Hydro drops out. This time, the empty spot was a bit further away.
Ah. They know I'm here.
She dulled her Hydro and stopped using the leaves. Her left heel immediately slipped on a branch.
I should invest in a good pair of flats.
She cautiously sent out a few more Hydro Drops.
The empty spot had moved again, but slower. It seemed to be going in an arc around the clearing.
It'll go to the tree over there next time I give chase... so I'll start heading to it early.
She focused her Hydro to appear in front of her, but turned herself into a bubble of water and drifted over to the front.
If I make this one intense enough, it'll dull my traveling bubble... hmm.
She focused a little more power to shift the Hydro forward.
The bubble popped right on top of another branch. Furina moved the Hydro decoy forward again.
A rustle to the left.
Furina slowly crept over. She dimmed the Hydro decoy a little.
The rustling stopped. A branch cracked as the person shifted.
Furina closed her eyes and stretched her senses out. This was someone she had met before... but she couldn't quite place her finger on it.
They were sitting still, probably waiting for Furina to continue moving.
She restarted the Hydro decoy and sent it in the other direction.
They sighed with relief.
Aha- that's a male voice.
She peered over, trying to catch a glimpse. No luck there. The foliage was too thick.
Furina sent the Hydro decoy back to the hut. She was sure Paimon and Dain were happy to see a large sphere of condensed Hydro drift in through the curtain.
The rustling moved closer to Furina. As it did, she became uncomfortably aware that there was an undertone of Abyssal energy.
Was this a human? Or an Abyss Herald?
Well. If it were a human, he could forgive her... but an Abyss Herald could get to Lumine before Dain reacted.
Better to be safe than sorry~
Furina waited until the rustling was directly under her.
In one swift movement, she coated her hands with Hydro energy and jumped off of her branch. Her hands connected with something; it started violently shaking as Hydro energy was pumped into them.
They crashed onto the ground after a short fall. Furina expected them to be higher up, but the fall was relatively light. She doubted he even had the wind knocked out of him.
She brushed her hair and a leaf out of her eyes and looked down to see who she had jumped.
"Oh- Aether?!"
His angry face looked up at her.
Dain and Paimon had been alerted by the large thump their fall had made. They ran out and were similarly surprised by what they saw.
The four of them sat in awkward silence around a small table Furina pulled out.
Behind them, the wooden bed had been stripped of the rotting mattress and bedsheets. Lumine was stressfully sleeping in a sleeping bag.
Every so often, she would sweat and attempt to roll over.
Mademoiselle Crabaletta came over with a platter of meat skewers. Surintendante Chevalmarin was stoking the cooking pot outside.
Furina took the platter and set it on the table. "Meat skewer, anybody?"
Each of them took one in silence.
Except Paimon, who took two.
Aether poked at the meat suspiciously before grudgingly taking a bite.
"It's... good."
"Thank you♪."
They finished their food in silence.
Mademoiselle Crabaletta came back with wet towelettes and a plate of cookies.
"Soooo. What are you doing here?"
"Someone in the Abyss Order alerted me of a Ley Line disturbance. I came to take a look."
Furina took a cookie. "Lies. You came for Lumine."
He looked to one side, but said nothing.
"The Ley Line disturbance will settle in around eight hours. Early tomorrow morning, the memory will fade and Lumine will reawaken." Dain commented.
"That's not what I'm worried about," Aether shook his head. "It's more of who incited it. If they're powerful enough to tamper with the Ley Lines in such a way that only my sister is affected, I doubt we have a say."
Aether's eyes swept across the hut and lingered on the farm outside.
"Have you been here before?" Paimon asked, noticing.
"I have," he replied. "A long time ago. This place is... something."
"It's eerie," Furina agreed.
There was a bit of silence.
"Why are you still here?" He asked.
Dain looked to him, confused. "I do not travel with her-"
"No, the Archon. I expected her to leave already."
Dain and Paimon shared a look. Furina didn't like that one bit.
"I'm. I'm sorry? Come again?"
"You have no motivation for staying with Lumine. Unlike Paimon, you are able to return to Fontaine and continue your life there. If your aim was to keep track of a Descender, you could very easily switch to me, as you are the first among the Seven to see me and know who I am."
"Euuuugh. Is your opinion of the Seven that bad? Never crossed your mind that maybe I like having friends?"
Dain and Aether looked at each other for the first time, incredulity screaming from every pore on their faces.
"No?"
"Frankly, I don't see how heartless machines of the Heavenly Principles could feel like that. Since I've arrived here, Celestia has stood in the way of everything."
Furina looked to Paimon, searching for some semblance of rationality in this situation.
Paimon looked like she wanted to bang her head against the table... repeatedly.
"Okay... if you put it that way... what if I said Khaenri'ans were godless filth who only cared about themselves? What if I said that the enabling of Khemia and the creation of... say, Rifthounds, who still damage all of Teyvat today, means that you got exactly what you deserved?"
Both Dain and Aether bristled.
"Excuse me?" Aether asked, significantly more guarded. "You would punish all Khaenri'ans for what a few of us did?"
"Right, but most of you fought back against the gods when they came to smooth the situation out. Doesn't that mean you all share the guilt?"
"They were only following orders! They were innocent men and women who were conscripted to fight for their homeland, and were cursed by the likes of you!"
Furina stayed quiet.
"If it weren't for you vermin of the Heavenly Principles, everythi-"
"...Ah."
Furina nodded, waggling a finger at him. "Mmhm. Keep going. You're allllllmost there~."
Paimon looked at her, confused. "Errr. Huh?"
"Neither the Seven nor the warriors of Khaenri'ah are to blame. We were spurred on by Celestia, they were spurred on by their leaders, who created the Cataclysm and forced our hand. We won because we had more power than them. Doubtlessly, if they had triumphed over the Seven, as they very nearly did, we would have been shown no mercy either."
"You're fighting against us, the Seven, because we're the ones you can fight against. Not even I know where Celestia is — you, most certainly, do not either."
Aether muttered something about politics.
"Please trust me when I say that we, the Seven, care more for our people than we do ourselves. I started this journey knowing full well that I might not survive the Prophecy of Fontaine, and I am more than willing to sacrifice myself if the people of Fontaine are at risk."
Furina paused.
"Erm. Except, maybe, the Tsaritsa. I know next to nothing about her, but I do know too much about the Fatui."
Aether and Dain were quiet.
Mademoiselle Crabaletta came back with some Blubber Profiterole.
"Also, I fucking hate the Heavenly Principles. You think prophecies fall from thin air? Nuh uh. They're the reason I have to sacrifice five hundred years and myself to save Fontaine."
In light of this absurd outburst, Aether let out a surprised laugh.
They got along a bit better after that.
Not that much. Dain didn't want to kill Furina anymore, and Aether's vitriol toward her decreased a little.
At some point during the night, Lumine started burning up. Paimon and Dain went to retrieve water from the nearby river, and Furina went to the Ley Line outcropping nearby to check on the situation.
Originally, Furina wanted to try healing her, but Aether had swatted her away to the Ley Line.
Furina touched the flower bud, and it opened. It looked relatively normal inside, except for a few black veins here and there.
They were receding, if Furina squinted. That was good. According to Aether, Lumine would be up in another two hours... or so.
She removed her hand from the flower and it closed, shrinking.
Furina pushed open the curtain to the hut to see Lumine with a brightly patterned towel on her forehead.
She whistled. "Where'd you get that?"
"A traveling merchant near Port Ormos," Aether answered. "I had someone get it for me."
Furina's imagination, unbidden, created an image of an Abyss Mage dancing up to a merchant cart carrying two hundred Mora.
"I didn't know the Abyss Order had Mora."
"No matter where you are, Mora is always useful," Aether wrung out the towel. "Money is one thing, but Mora can also help with weaponry and tools."
"Ah, I guess so."
Dain and Paimon came back with three jugs of water.
"Oh, right! Do you two have any spare water jugs or bottles?" Furina asked.
"Huh?"
"Yeah. We only have tiny glass ones, and they don't last very long. We traveled quickly before this, but I don't think we're making it through the desert without bigger bottles."
"You... huh?"
Aether was bewildered.
"I mean... I do? But, uh..."
He drifted off, quietly handing a metal bottle with star engravings over.
Furina thanked him and stashed it away, getting to work purifying the water in the jugs.
"...Is it always this crazy traveling with you guys?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Aight."
Furina took the towel from Lumine's forehead, wrung it one last time from the water in the bowl, then took said bowl and dumped it outside.
She poured some water into it, filling it halfway, then purging energy from the water inside to make it colder. She replaced it on the table next to the bed.
Furina paused.
She dipped her index finger into the water, charged it with Hydro, then touched it to Lumine's forehead gently.
It started violently bubbling almost as soon as it made contact. Furina withdrew her hand quickly and wiped the remainder off with her sleeve.
Aether plopped the towel back on.
Mademoiselle Crabaletta came back with some steaming soup and a spoon. Furina handed it to Aether and went outside to check on the food.
Dain had started two more fires and Furina had taken out another pot and a small oven. She had set the Salon Solitaire to work; the soup was ready, so the Singer of Many Waters was portioning it out into four bowls, but the fish Surintendante Chevalmarin was working on hadn't finished yet. Gentilhomme Usher was still watching the taiyaki bake.
Paimon was sponging Lumine's wrists and neck to cool her down faster.
Once Furina and Dain were finished eating, Dain went on watch and Furina took Aether's place in the cool compress while he and Paimon ate.
I doubt we'll ever meet this peacefully again.
The next time I see Aether, it will probably be as enemies on the battlefield. No trick works against Lumine twice; he's probably the same way. I'm not catching him again anytime soon.
Though... this is a nice change of pace. Much preferable to him trying to kill me.
When he was done eating, Aether came over again and paused.
"Lumine will be up again in half an hour," Furina offered. "We can go away if you want to talk."
He looked almost tempted to take that offer.
"No," he said wistfully. "Maybe next time. Not now."
"All that talk about not now when you know perfectly well there might not be a next time," Furina huffed. "Maybe you'll die, or maybe she will. This is a volatile world."
He laughed. "I'm so glad you have faith in our abilities. No, I don't think that'll happen."
Furina turned around to replace the cold compress on Lumine's forehead. "Hey, you never know. I'm sure the Seven didn't expect to drop like flies when they went to Khaenri'ah, but look what happened."
She turned around.
Aether was gone.
"He took one of the taiyaki," Dain commented.
"I hope he likes it," Furina shrugged. "At least he doesn't suspect it of being poisoned anymore."
Dain looked at Furina funny.
"You're a strange Archon, you know that?"
"Really?" Furina asked. "I thought the others would act similarly to me."
"No, you're more eccentric."
"I would think so, considering you've only seen the others on the battlefield."
"The other Archons appear in the public eye quite frequently," Dain said. "And if they're incognito, I still recognize them. Even when compared to how they are with people they are familiar with, you're still... a character."
"Wow, thanks. I sure appreciate that."
"Don't take it negatively," Dain cracked a rare smile. "I still distrust the Seven and the Heavens, but it's good to know that at least one of you cares for something that isn't yourself."
"...I'm taking that negatively."
Lumine, right on schedule, woke up half an hour later.
Immediately, she knew her brother had been here.
"Did you see Aether?"
"You just woke up and you can tell already?" Furina whistled. "Wow."
Her eyes darted around the hut and landed on the water bottle Aether had left behind. She shimmied out of the sleeping bag and picked it up.
She sighed.
"Not this time, either..."
It seemed she knew.
They left the hut and prepared to leave.
"Wait. There's something I have to tell you." Lumine stopped them. "But first... do you have a shovel?"
They started digging and Lumine recounted to them the story of "Eide," Chlothar Alberich, and Caribert.
Dain's shovel hit something and they slowly cleared the area.
The skeleton of a man holding a scarf and the skeleton of a woman lay next to each other.
Paimon screeched unholy hell and flew behind Lumine, covering her eyes.
"Yep. That's him."
Dain peered down at the skeleton. "Chlothar? But I thought you mentioned he was a pure-blood Khaenri'an."
"He is." Lumine scooped the last of the dirt away. "But I think he found a way to undo the curse."
The curse of immortality, Furina thought, a thrill coursing through her.
"Via what? The Sinner you mentioned?"
"Yes," Lumine answered. "That Sinner knew I was not my brother. It knew I was inside a memory."
"That's not right!" said Paimon. "A memory is like a Kamera; you can't change what the picture looks like after it's been taken."
"If this Sinner is who I think it is, I'm afraid that the obstacle of time is as trivial as a pebble on the road." Dain shook his head, a migraine clearly coming on. "I need... I need time to think. We must split up now, if "he" really did see you."
And with that, he turned on his heel and left.
"Just like that, huh," Paimon sighed. "Paimon will never get that guy."
"Probably for the best," Furina said. "We'll figure it out someday. Hey- what are you betting he shows up again after we're done travelling in Fontaine?"
"I'm not taking that bet," Lumine laughed.
Notes:
Lyudmila took another swig from her firewater mug.
"Lyudmila, you're actually going to kill yourself... err, try drinking water instead."
"Noooauu...!!" Lyudmila slurred, pushing him away haphazardly. "I can't...!"
"She's having a moment," Mikhail sighed. "Happens every few days. Ignore us, Tanya."
"Did you know," Lyudmila pointed at Tanya accusingly. "That SIXTY TWO MILLION!!!!!!! works on ao3 as well as other sites have been SCRAPED by "nyuuzou" for machine learning??? it got dmca'd and taken down, thankfully, but this DUMBASS tried to AVOID it and REPOSTED THE DATASET on chinese and russian sites???"
Tanya looked at her.
"What. What the hell?"
"like damn bro ur fucking pathetic, who knew someone was desperate enough to comb ao3's dead dove harry potter x edward cullen omegaverse fanfictions to write their literary analysis on the great gatsby???"
Mikhail tiredly took a long, depressing drink from his own glass. "Like I said. Ignore us, Tanya."
"sorry your miserable ass can't pick up a book and read... must suck to be illiterate ig."
Tanya slowly backed away.
Mikhail refilled his glass and snatched Lyudmila's mug away when she reached for it again.
Chapter 37: final vestige of hydro archon egeria
Summary:
best read with some prerequisite knowledge of the khvarena quest, so I'll put some key notes here: feel free to skip ahead, there's nothing new here
the quest itself is sort of stupid long, but only some basic knowledge is needed since most of it doesn't really center around the khvarena anyways
spoilers... if you cared abt that... which you probably don't since you're reading on ao3...
yall i got covid ts pmo
this chapter turned out way longer than intended. sorry it took so long...
Notes:
-Theyre tasked with finding a drum
-They go to the desert to look for it
-They learn about corruption in the desert and are tasked with helping the "Order of Skeptics"
-They meet Sorush, a Pari
-Pari are tasked with getting rid of the corruption and are fragments of the bird Simurgh who was created by Nabu Malikata
-They rescue a whole bunch of other Pari, and collect some shit to purge the corruption from the Harvisptokhm (big tree)
-The Pari and the bird Simurgh are shards of "Khvarena"
-"Khvarena" follows Egeria
-That's the connection to Furina
-To cleanse the trees n shit they have to collect purifying "songs"
-Thats not gonna happen I don't want to write allat Hoyo just felt like stretching it out to keep people playing longer
-The Order of Skeptics is supposed to help the Pari cleanse the Tree but their leader highkey embraced the Abyss
-N now they're trying to KILL the Tree so that the Abyss can enter teyvat
-not good
-Whys everyone in sumeru corrupt
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“I am NOT waiting six months for the next cargo ship to come.”
Furina fumed at the poster on the dock.
"While Lesser Lord Kusanali resolves the dispute between the Akademiya and the Palais Mermonia, all waterways are closed and patrolled twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No exceptions can be made at this moment due to the possibility of open hostilities. In the meantime, trade and tourism may freely pass through Romaritime Harbor under stricter regulation and security.” Paimon read. “Well. Paimon doesn’t like that one bit.”
“No one does,” a passing merchant commented. “We can’t do anything about it.”
“That’s absurd! In that time I could order a bridge constructed between the Court of Fontaine and Sumeru City!” Furina tore the notice off, paused, then haphazardly stuck it back on. “I mean... erm. Can’t we find another way? Through, I dunno, Chenyu Vale?”
“No, not exactly,” Lumine shook her head. “Liyue is really strict about customs and borders, remember? Also, our Liyuen visa expired.”
“I’m sure we could negotiate with Ganyu, or someone,” Furina sighed. “Ugh... Are we sure I can’t pass through? No homecoming present for Fontaine’s Archon?”
“Apparently not,” Lumine shrugged. “Those from the Akademiya are still loyal to the Sages, after all.”
“Aaaaghhh. Can't I water bubble us over, or something?"
"There was a Pyro user who tried that once. No, the Akademiya has some of its mages create and hold an elemental barrier to protect against even potentially geography-changing attacks. Needless to say... that Pyro user isn't alive anymore."
Furina rubbed her temples.
“Alright. Let’s go the old fashioned way... through Romaritime Harbor.”
Caravan Ribat was a quaint little settlement. Not quite as grand as Sumeru City and not quite as bustling as Port Ormos, but it had a certain charm to it.
Not to mention some really friendly merchants who offered to let them hitch a ride past the Wall of Samiel.
“Past this, Paimon thinks we head to Aaru Village... and then we can take a Sumpter Beast cart all the way to Fontaine. After we cross the border, we’re free to take a skiff!”
“So tedious,” Furina sighed. “I should’ve stayed to execute the Sages myself.”
“That would just antagonize the loyalists further,” Lumine reminded her.
“Then I’d kill them too,” Furina scoffed. “We’ve done worse before.”
Lumine’s eyes drifted to the left. “I guess. Inazuma was... something else.”
That shut Furina up. “Yeah. It was.”
“Do you regret your time with us?” Lumine asked. “I know you were a really peaceful Archon before... you know... leaving with Paimon and I. It’s almost a little jarring, to be honest.”
“Really?” Furina stilled. The cart bumped along the road. “Yeah. I guess. I was a coward.”
“You never seemed to lack any in the courage department,” Paimon piped up. “You’ve mentioned multiple times, unblinkingly, that you would sacrifice yourself for Fontaine! Paimon thinks that’s plenty brave.”
“That’s my duty as an Archon,” Furina smiled half-heartedly at her. “If it were up to me... I’d hardly be eager. Even now, when fighting, my principle is to out-bluff the opponent. If they think they’re going up against an unbeatable god, they waver and fail.”
“But it works, doesn’t it?” said Lumine. “When gambling, you do the same. Even if you have a pig hand, you can still pressure the enemy to fold. It’s a valid strategy there, it’s a valid strategy here. Nothing cowardly about outsmarting them.”
“Have you seen Ei fight? Or even looked at yourself?” Furina laughed. “You guys charge in with a valiant spirit and a noble heart and always emerge victorious in some way or another. That’s who I’d like to be someday.”
“Ah, well,” Lumine beamed at her. “Maybe we’re just fated to be different. Paimon can’t fight very well — you know it’s true, stop protesting — but she more than makes up for it in other ways. Not everyone has to be the same cookie-cutter warrior.”
Furina opened her mouth to say something, but no words came out.
“I think we’ll be at Aaru Village soon,” she said instead. “Make sure... make sure you don’t leave anything on the cart.”
“Back here, eh?” Paimon looked around. “Aw, they took all the missing person posters down.”
“You found me, didn’t you?” Furina sniffed. “I’d be more concerned if they kept those up.”
“Do you think we have time to talk with Candace?” Paimon asked, drifting longingly toward a large building. “She’s so close... it wouldn’t hurt, right? Lumine?”
Lumine was looking around.
“Something wrong? What’s the matter?” Paimon waved her hand in front of Lumine’s face. “Yoohoo? Lumine, you there?”
Lumine shook herself. “Ah, no... no worries. One moment, I’ll be back. You two get something to eat before sundown. The desert gets cold at night.”
And she walked off, heels clicking on the cobblestone path.
“What’s up with her?”
“She should be fine,” Furina peered over the ledge. “Probably just investigating something... do you think we should follow her?”
Paimon flew slightly higher. “She’s making her way down to the base of the mountain. I don’t see any monsters nearby...”
“We can watch for a distress signal,” Furina tried to catch a glimpse, but failed. “I... I don’t know. Let’s just get some food for when she returns...”
Paimon looked behind her as she followed Furina to the food stalls.
As they were given three containers of curry shrimp, Lumine suddenly returned.
She was breathless. A minor bruise was on her left arm.
“Lumine?!” Furina hurried over. She started patching up her arm with Hydro. “Are you alright? What happened?”
“Abyss ambush,” she said, breathing heavily. “It’s alright. Just two Abyss Mages.”
“Just- just two?” Paimon floated over with the antiseptic. “Arrghh Lumine you can’t keep doing this! What lured you over??”
“My brother,” she sighed. “I thought... I thought I sensed him. No, wait — I know I did. He was gone, but I know he was there.”
Furina finished the healing and gave the area one final wipe with the antiseptic. “He led... he led you into an ambush?”
“No, the Mages were there to deliver a message. I attacked them .”
“We could have gone to help,” Furina worried. “You know we’re nearby.”
“Ehh. They weren’t that bad. It’s what they said that was concerning to me.”
“Really?” Furina handed her a container of Curry Shrimp. “Here, you should have something to eat first. You haven’t eaten since we left Caravan Ribat six hours ago.”
Lumine plucked the spoon off of the top of the container and prodded at the shrimp.
“More likely than not, this is a trap of some sort to bait us away from each other,” Lumine sighed. “Never mind. I won’t tell you.”
Furina was intrigued.
“Really? You could tell us though. We can decide together. Besides, so close to Fontaine, there’s next to nothing that can hurt us now.”
Lumine thought for a moment, taking a bite of her food.
“Yeees. Alright, then... my br- the Abyss Mages there gave me a warning that something big was soon to happen in both Fontaine and Inazuma, and that... well... you were at the center."
"The Archon of Fontaine is part of something big happening in Fontaine?" Paimon giggled.
"Now that you say it, it does sound quite silly. The thing is, though, the Abyss Mages said... there was a lector there? By the name of Enjou? He was apparently equipped to... 'handle the crisis' with my assistance, but that he wouldn't 'bode very well with the Archon.' Whatever that means."
"Mhmm."
"But apparently Ei is involved as well, so I'm not sure what Archon the mage meant. Er... I probably should've asked it to clarify before I killed it."
"Back up! Ei is involved?" Paimon's eyes widened.
"Yeah. Something about... I don't know. Something about Watatsumi Island. What do you think?"
"I think you should be fine," Furina shrugged. "It sounds like you want to go. You've never talked this way before. You're also still breathless and it's been ten minutes since you sat down."
Lumine blushed. "I- I mean..."
"You're right. It is your brother, after all." Furina leaned back on the bench. "You can go to Inazuma and check it out. I should be back to Fontaine first to sort out the... messy stuff... that'll be sure to happen whenever I get back. It'll be a nightmare."
"Paimon will go with Lumine!" Paimon piped up. "Uh- Er... no offence, Furina. But... Paimon can't imagine what it would be like for Lumine alone."
Furina blinked. "Yeah, of course! No worries about it... just tell me everything that happens and send for help if you need it. Inazuma isn't exactly the safest place in the world."
"Lumine can fight," Paimon said, pouting.
"Backup never hurts," Furina shrugged.
"Hmmph!" Paimon huffed. "I guess.. I guess we split here?"
"I guess so," Furina smiled.
It felt fake to her. Odd.
Why are you bitter? Your friends are following a lead on their journey. You're almost back to Fontaine.
She smiled again. It felt more real.
"Yeah. Good luck."
Furina got off the next merchant cart as they approached a small desert village.
"We're ending here," the merchant shouted. "Sorry about this. But we're only here to deliver some medicine."
"No, of course! I understand. I've packed enough to travel all the way to Fontaine myself. It shouldn't be that hard. Thank you so much for your help!"
"Take care!"
Furina started travelling along the stiff sandstone path, looking at the book in her hands.
Halfway through, she got a little tired.
Ugh. The sun's still so high.
She summoned Mademoiselle Crabaletta and sat on her, continuing to read.
This would be so much easier if she could allow herself to shift into water, but it was so hot in the desert. She wasn't going to risk trapping her soul in boiling liquid.
Every so often, she would look up from her book and admire the surrounding desert.
There was so much sand. It was so cool.
She even saw a tumbleweed once. She kicked it away when it rolled closer to her.
There were a lot of ruins. Whenever she looked to her left, she could always see the mausoleum of King Deshret. That was one of her only landmarks when she returned to Aaru Village after leaving the Orchard of Pairidaeza.
Briefly, she wondered if she would see it on her way to Fontaine. She never really went this way to Fontaine.
She finished her book, stashed it away, and moved on to the second volume.
The mausoleum disappeared into the sand. In front of her, a massive tornado of sand and bits of rocks swirled. Ah. She recognized this.
Right under here, then, was where the Orchard of Pairidaeza was. Furina continued past on Mademoiselle Crabaletta, setting her book down and taking a moment to look at what was under there.
She stretched her senses out, feeling the faint buzz of the Hydro Gnosis far under the dunes. There wasn't much else... Furina suspected that 'Aranyani' still had time there, but her presence was muted to begin with and further dulled by layers upon layers of stone.
There was something in that tornado, too. Something vaguely Dendro.
It also felt alarmingly corrupt. Furina was not keen on visiting the center of that tornado anytime soon. She kept going along the path.
Mademoiselle Crabaletta was surprisingly fast. The sun was only just starting to set when Furina reached the pass to the last section of the desert before Fontaine.
She had come to expect a landmark, so she set her book down again and stretched.
Oh?
Furina’s eyes looked up at a massive tree, clearly constructed of some godly power, pushing a geyser of pure Dendro power out to suppress a swarm of Abyssal energy pouring down onto it.
Around her, she could feel echoes of the Cataclysm. This, then, was where some of the largest battles took place.
She breathed in deeply and stopped.
...
She didn't really want to leave.
It'll take a while for the sun to set. I can travel by turning myself into water and get to Fontaine that way. Romaritime Harbor isn't far at all.
I'll just... take a look at that.
Something about it...
Furina directed Mademoiselle Crabaletta to the tree. She ambled along, kicking up a small layer of sand as they left the beaten path.
It reminds me of her...
Furina hopped off of Mademoiselle Crabaletta, releasing the power over her and letting her dissolve into a small puddle. She approached the tree in a trance-like state.
She put one hand on it and tried to analyze what was the tree was made of.
I feel traces of Nahida. But it would be more accurate to say they come from 'Aranyani,' who no longer exists.
Something here reminds me of the Orchard of Pairidaeza. Is this Nabu Malikata?
But the majority of the tree exuded an alarming amount of primoridal Hydro energy. It felt something close to putting her hand in that basin of Primordial Seawater.
Something tinged with something only the Heart of the Primordial Sea could have.
Lady Egeria died in the Cataclysm... did she become this tree?
No, that's not right. There are too many traces of other gods. This is a combination of their power.
She looked around hopefully. Maybe something would lead her to a clue. Anything.
She still had no idea about the Prophecy, after all. Only vague concepts of a plan, here and there. Tremendous concepts of a plan, very tremendous, her plan, the best plan. Lady Egeria, she was around here somewhere, she can help with her plan, beautiful plan.
A presence. No, three of them. Approaching rapidly.
And a fourth small elemental being. That felt a lot like this tree.
Furina stood warily, one hand still on the tree, the other slowly reaching to summon her sword.
The three presences emerged over the hill, each wearing the robes of a scholar. Not any that matched the Akademiya— promising.
The fourth, a small pink bird-like creature with a massive head, drifted in front of them. It looked kind of bald.
"Halt, trespasser!" it cried. The voice was tinny. "How dare you! Approaching the Harvisptokhm with all the gall and grace of a rambunctious tourist! Leave this place at once, or consequences shall arise!"
"Who are you talking to?" Furina demanded. "Bold speech for a balding bird uncountably weaker than me! Try investing in a quality throat spray!"
"B- balding?!" it fluffed its wings. "Why- Nasejuna!"
The man in front looked over with a practiced look of loyalty. "Yes, Lady Sorush?"
"I am not balding, am I?! I am valiant! Heroic! Possessing of lush locks!"
"Of course, Lady Sorush! This young lady here is simply misguided."
"You say that but you yourself hate her more than anything in the world," Furina snapped. "If you hate this floating bird, as you rightfully should, why are you still with her?"
Nasejuna stiffened for a moment. "Excuse me. I most certainly feel nothing of the sort."
"Yeah, fuck off and die. You know, you scholarly types? The whole lot of you can crash and burn! Left, right, and center, I see students of the most noble paths of study turn to the darkest ways of life. Here, let me cut you a deal.
"I sense the taint of the Abyss on you; I'll give you thirty seconds, and if you're not out of my sight by then, damn it all to hell, I'm killing you."
Sorush rushed to his defence. "You certainly shall not! Nasejuna is a loyal follower of the Pari, who will help me in my grand mission to cleanse the Harvisptokhm of the Abyss! If you should take another step, you will not walk away unscathed!"
"You, dear," Furina said, summoning her sword. "Are not strong enough to stop me. I sense no extraordinary power, not even a fraction of a fraction of the power on a branch of this tree."
Sorush stopped, going quiet.
"Right. So, you two, are you in cahoots with this one?"
The two scholars rushed to say no.
"You seem genuine enough, so you can live. But your thirty seconds are up."
Nasejuna started to panic. He opened his mouth and let out an unholy screech.
Furina cupped her hands over her ears, wincing. While she did, Nasejuna turned around and booked it at least fifty meters away. Not that it would stop her, but it was kind of annoying.
"What the hell?"
A greater Abyssal presence came over. Furina turned around and was face to face with a suit of black armor.
“Who is this?” Furina demanded, raising her sword. “This thing? This Herald of the Abyss? I didn’t think you’d go this far.”
Sorush floated limply, her eyes slowly moving from Furina to Nasejuna and back again.
“O Priest of the Dark Hollow, kill the Pari and the Hydro-wielder who aims to stop the Abyss!”
The Herald looked down at him. “…You said the Pari was the bloomguard needed to obtain the Songs?”
“Any Pari will do! Just get rid of them both! Any shard of Khvarena dissipated is a step towards the collapse of the Harvispto-!”
Furina pulled her sword out of his throat.
He gurgled some blood and fell over, writhing.
The Herald turned around. He seemed relatively unfazed by Nasejuna's death, but looked supremely confident in his own abilities.
“You… you are the Hydro Archon. Your kind are the fated enem-”
He looked like he was about to launch into some long spiel, but Furina wasn’t in the mood.
She jumped up and planted her heel square into the middle of his helmet. He crashed down, arms scrabbling to summon energy, but Furina took her sword and swung. His head rolled cleanly off, Abyssal energy pouring out where blood should have been.
The two other scholars had long since run off. Furina dusted off her gloves and kicked the head as far as she could. It sailed into the distance unceremoniously, then combusted when it crashed into a rock.
Sorush’s eyes trailed after the head.
"I-"
Her eyes dropped to the two scholars who were letting out screams halfway down the hill. They were so quiet it was almost funny.
"I... I was not..."
After killing the dumbasses, Furina was feeling a good deal more generous.
"Don't worry. I've been tricked by the Abyss too. It's not your fault."
Sorush was quiet.
"Errrr... if you mean the fact that you're supposed to quell this Abyss thing, you can still do that, right?"
"Did that monster of the Abyss refer to you as the Hydro Archon?" she asked instead. Her voice was shaky.
"Oh? Oh, yeah, I guess he did. Yes, I am Focalors."
She brightened a little at that. "So you can help me find the Great Songs of Khvarena and dispel the Sign of Apaosha from the Harvisptokhm!"
"Those are a lot of words which I don't understand," Furina crossed her arms.
"The Harvisptokhm is this divine tree, forged of Amrita and Khvarena," Sorush explained. "Khvarena is the divine power of the Dendro Lord, and Amrita is the primordial water which remains of my Lady Egeria. The Sign of Apaosha is the power of the Abyss which the Harvisptokhm constantly fights against. The Great Songs of Khvarena are powers of immense Khvarena, which can be tapped into to eradicate the Apaosha. As you are the Hydro Archon and the successor of my Lady Egeria, this should be mere child's play for you."
"Yeaaaah. Those are a lot of words which I still don't understand. But I'm confused. Shouldn't the remnants of Lady Egeria already be degraded beyond recognition? You know, because it's been so long since she died and the air here is still infested with Abyssal energy."
"Lady Egeria has been bolstered by many other powers," Sorush explained. "The Khvarena being one of them. The final vestige of her consciousness currently slumbers somewhere around Tunigi Hollow."
"I've heard this story before with other gods," Furina said gently. "Lady Egeria has probably already moved on."
"No, we the Pari are a direct result of the Amrita," Sorush shook her head. "We have innate connection to her. Unlike the Oceanids, her followers, we were created from her power and the Khvarena."
"So she's... around here? Somewhere?" Furina looked around. "You could probably search an eternity and not know where she is."
"You are, unfortunately, correct." Sorush pointed over to another area of the hollow. "But I know of a Pari who would be more familiar with this than I. Come, Yasnapati!"
"What's that?"
"Do not worry about it."
The Pari elder, Zurvan, looked at Furina with a lot more skepticism than Sorush did.
"You are... Focalors?"
"Yeaaaah. So I've been told."
"I am the first Pari to be born of the Amrita. You feel... considerably different than how I would expect you to."
"I"m glad to meet your expectations."
"Do not take it that way. You simply feel more human than I would expect."
Furina winced. "I've gotten that before."
Zurvan nodded slowly.
"Sorush has told me of your arrival. I take it you have witnessed the Harvisptokhm for yourself."
"Mhm."
"Have you... did you not visit the pool of Amrita?"
Furina shook her head.
Zurvan sighed. "I am surprised you did not feel her presence... Lady Egeria's power grows weaker every day. Follow me..."
She drifted away. Sorush and Furina exchanged a look and followed along.
Zurvan led them back to the Harvisptokhm. "Though the entrance to the Harvisptokhm cannot be opened without the Great Songs of Khvarena, there is something else you should visit."
A small cave, half-buried by lush greenery, emerged in the distance. Furina and Sorush followed Zurvan inside.
At the end of a cave sat a small pool of water, glowing ethereal blue. Furina recognized this as the same power as the Harvisptokhm.
"This is Amrita?" Furina squatted down and stared at it. "It's... I dunno. It's just a puddle."
Sorush bristled at that. "That is the final legacy of my lady Egeria!"
"If I leave a legacy that's a puddle, I expect you to bully me for it too," Furina scoffed.
"Silence, you two." Zurvan flew over and hovered around the pool. "Go on, Hydro Archon, Touch the water."
Furina scoffed again and took her gloves off. She reached forward toward the water and brushed her hand against it.
?!
Her surroundings started to wobble. Furina felt her balance slip and tipped forward. She retracted her hand from the water and tried to push herself back onto her feet, but she slipped on a conveniently placed wet patch of grass and tumbled into the water face down.
Sorush flew over, seeing Furina spread-eagled in the water. She frantically turned to Zurvan.
"Elder Zurvan, is this an assassination attempt?!"
She glanced over at Furina again and thought briefly that she looked quite comical.
"No, of course not. Now we simply wait for her to resurface."
Furina couldn't breathe.
No, wait.
She could. She just wasn't breathing.
She took in a deep breath.
Okay, she was breathing again.
The pool of Amrita was beneath her feet.
No, wait. It was just water the color of the pool of Amrita. It stretched out as far as the eye could see, reflecting the sky — a light purple.
Furina forced the water under her to solidify and pulled herself out. She stepped onto the water, a little wobbly, then looked around.
Beside her, there was a perfect replica of the Harvisptokhm made of the same water on the ground. When had that gotten there?
Furina walked over, placing a hand on the bark. The bark split apart at her touch and Furina peered inside.
The rushing of water greeted her.
A torrent blasted her in the face, constantly spilling out. Furina coughed and swatted the water away, trying to will it to get back together.
It wouldn't listen. Furina stepped to one side, away from the torrent, and hacked out some water. She blew her nose on a handkerchief (not paying any heed to where it materialized from) and pushed the water aside again.
It didn't listen. Frustrated, Furina tried again.
It didn't work. Furina called on all the power that she had stored away and forced the water to slow, even for a little. She pushed forward, managing to get inside, and propelled herself forward into the water.
When she opened her eyes again, the rush of water was a dull trickling in her brain. Furina looked around her.
Several small, floating islands inside of the tree. LIttle dessicated Four-Leaf Sigil remnants hung from branches. And at the top of it all, a disgusting purple crack in the sky, massive globs of slime dripping down every so often.
It temporarily colored the water, but always dispersed and dissolved before the next drop fell.
Furina watched two drips of the slime before continuing. She swam along, kicking up the water and moving along at a pace usually impossible.
Furina stopped near the top of the tree. Here, the water ended.
She peered down. The crack she had made in the Harvisptokhm copy was still pouring water out, but the water level wasn't changing at all.
How odd.
On the top, a lotus flower sat on top of a small leaf. The water here was noticeably purer than the water outside, even though it was so much closer to the corruption.
She reached out a hand and brushed against it.
It felt vaguely like ice, but it was warm to the touch.
Another drip of slime fell down from the sky, reminding Furina absurdly of a lava lamp. She summoned a shield to block the drop from falling on top of her.
Am I supposed to do something here... or...
She prodded the lotus again.
She grew exasperated and expelled Hydro energy into it.
At that, the lotus slowly opened. Out of it came the head and torso of a woman, draped in loose silks constructed of water. Her hair billowed every which way, floating as if underwater. Her eyes were closed.
Furina gaped like a fish for a moment, taking in her appearance.
The silks slowly formed into the ceremonial robes and hood of the Hydro Archon. Her hair, previously clear water, took on a darker color.
She opened her eyes. They were the same dark blue as Furina's left eye. Maybe more vibrant.
Hydro Archon Egeria looked around, taking in her surroundings. She peered up, moving to float; she was anchored to the lotus, however, and didn't have legs.
She paused, then looked down to face Furina. She opened her mouth to speak, but coughed delicately into her hand.
Out of habit, Furina summoned a water bottle and handed it to her.
It seemed rather odd considering Lady Egeria herself was made of water, but she gratefully took it and took a sip.
Furina decided not to point out that the water just dripped out the back of her throat as she tilted the canteen back.
The two of them were quiet for a moment as Furina stashed the bottle away.
"So—Focalors—how many years have passed since last we spoke?"
"Five hundred years," Furina replied. "It has certainly been a while, Lady Egeria."
The words seemed to bubble out of her even without control. She fell into the same routine of respectfully clasping her hands in front of her, her usually constantly sardonic stare half-lidded into something more gentle, mirroring exactly what she did in her Lady's court.
"I am certainly very sorry for leaving all of Fontaine's tragedies to you," Egeria said wryly. "Yet I hope you are treated well nonetheless. How is... life? Better than death, I hope?"
"Well enough," Furina laughed. "How... ah, how have you been?"
Egeria stretched. "I haven't been conscious in a while... but, constant Abyssal corruption does do something to one's mind."
"It's a miracle you're still lucid," Furina said, conjuring another shield to block the next drop. "Purifying all this cannot be easy."
"It becomes signficantly easier to stay focused when you realize all of Teyvat is at stake," Egeria smiled. "As I imagine you have far too much firsthand experience of."
Furina went quiet.
"You are trying to muster up the courage to ask me how you could possibly avert the prophecy."
"Yeah," Furina admitted. "Yeaaaah, I am."
"I'm afraid I do not know either," Egeria crossed her arms. "If I did, please trust me when I say I would not have forced this fate onto you."
Furina sighed.
"I can, however, tell you what crucial bits of information I believe you should know. Forgive me if something is missed... my memory is a little hazy."
The Primordial Sea's Waters are capable of death, yes. But they are also the source of life. These Waters are the purest origin of all life on Teyvat... save for, of course, certain anomalies.
Once upon a time, the Primordial Sea existed on the surface of Teyvat. Now, hmm... it retreats deeper into Teyvat with each passing year. A few places exist on the surface which serve as passages; the place under the Fortress of Meropide is the largest one. With enough power, you could potentially open a rift or a portal to it.
Like a rift to the Raiden Shogun's conscious realm, you say? Oh? Has Makoto let you in to that? Yes, I suppose so.
Ah, never mind. I see it in your face. Makoto no longer walks among the living. Her sister Ei, then.
I'm sure you recall your time as an Oceanid. I know you are unfamiliar with exactly what I did when you, as well as the rest of the Oceanids who longed for human life, were turned into imperfect humans.
Just as you are imperfect humans, I am an imperfect Heart of the Primordial Sea. I was created by Naberius, Shade of the Heavenly Principles, and am not truly of this world. Don't look at me like that, there's nothing I can change about it.
Hmm. I guess your imperfections stem from me. Another list to my egregious sins against the Heavens. But Fontaine should be as pure as ever.
No...? The waters are no longer pure enough to birth Oceanids?
Ah... I'm afraid I don't know much about this.
...
Yes. I, as an imperfect Heart, could not create perfection. All life is borne of the Primordial Sea, yes, but the Oceanids who become the Fontainians are Oceanids first and foremost. I poured water from the purest part of the Sea into your vessels, which granted you "blood" and human form.
Touching the water, however, will return all Fontainians to Oceanid form. They return to the Primordial Sea as a common collective until the day they are able to be reborn out of pure water... mm... something which cannot happen anymore...
Oh? You knew this? Yet the Fortress of Meropide holds steadfast still. That much I know... has there been another leak?
Though now that you mention it, something is off with the Sea... mm, another problem, I apologize. This one I know nothing about.
The practice of producing humans is quite morbid. Not physically so, as the transformation is painless, but it is a little grotesque. Punctures should be made with precision with a scalpel into specific spots along the Oceanid body, where the major veins and arteries are, which should then be injected with highly concentrated Primordial Seawater. This is painless, I swear! But it must be done correctly, or else the Oceanid faces risk of death. I myself have the blood of over a thousand Oceanids on my hands from botched attempts...
You should not have this power any longer, as the Hydro Authority is not yours alone and you possess no extraordinary power of the Primordial Ocean. Perhaps Naberius could create another Heart? But the Hydro Dragon walks the earth again... hmm...
I don't think Naberius would be too keen to create another Heart, either. She, as a Shade of the Heavenly Principles, didn't quite approve of what I did.
Ah, I'm sorry. I once again run my mouth. Five hundred years of death has not changed much. Right, right. Back on topic.
The collective consciousness? Hm... I don't know much about that myself. I'll tell you what little I know, but keep in mind that I myself am not well-versed in this.
This common collective in the Primordial Sea is excessively strong. The combined willpower of so many Oceanids would be enough to topple the will of a god. I don't think there's a precedent to that in all of history, so I'm not sure how you would find a way to remain yourself. More likely than not, once the divine power of Hydro is fully consumed to keep your mind intact, your wits and will are the only thing stopping you from becoming just another voice in the hive-mind.
No, not quite that. The Oceanids I granted human form were already separate entities on Teyvat. I had no need to separate each individual personality and each individual life, because they were already independent.
"That's all I can remember," Egeria sighed, leaning back as far as she could. "What a mess... everything seems to have collapsed after the Cataclysm."
Furina looked to one side, contemplating whether or not she should open her mouth.
"Eh? Oh, no, not because of you. None of the new Archons are to blame... certainly not you, anyways. There was another tragedy before even the Archon War, around when I was created; that unleashed a similar amount of corrupted energy onto Teyvat, and it took an enormous amount of Celestial Nails and power to suppress."
"Doesn't make me feel better," said Furina. "Especially since that doesn't fix any of the problems we're currently facing because of it."
Egeria offered a wry smile. "Well. Such are most of the problems we face. Have faith that it will be okay anyways."
"Easy for you to say. You died already."
"Dead gods are rumored to have more wisdom than the living," Egeria teased. "There's a reason why prophecies and such all come from long ago."
"I feel like I'd be plenty prophetic as well if I were the third person to ever be born," Furina scoffed. "My wisdom to Fontaine: cake taste better than rock."
Egeria nodded seriously. "This is very new and important information. I shall have to see to it that the Oceanids deliver your words to every corner of Teyvat."
Both of them laughed for a good minute, each enjoying the company of an old friend they had not seen in a very long time and would very likely never see again.
Furina sat down, suddenly very tired.
"Oh, are you tired already?" Egeria sighed. "Ah, I guess all my talking wore you down. Our time together is up. I'm surprised we lasted this long, actually..."
Furina made an effort to stand up. "What do you mean?"
"The pool of Amrita has been siphoning energy to revive my memories. The real Egeria is long gone, and the vestige of her that suppresses the Sign of Apaosha is entirely torpid, working on instinct and muscle memory. The one you're talking to has to be constantly held together in order to do literally anything; that power comes from you, since you're currently the funny battery submerged in the pool of Amrita."
"Wait- what? How much power does this need? I haven't been here that long at all. What's it been- half an hour? Forty-five minutes?"
"To spend half a day here would be enough energy to permanently destroy a Vision," Egeria explained. "A day would be equivalent to the power of a Celestial Nail. That's just in bursts, as well; a continuous power flow like this is harder to count and time. The last time this happened, I had... Nahida...? out for three whole days for just an hour of talking. It's best if you get one of the Pari outside to drag you out so you're okay after this."
Furina paused. Is there something I'm forgetting?
"Wait! You still need to tell me how to quell the Sign of Apaosha. I can do that, right?"
"Theoretically," the older Archon shrugged. "But I'm afraid that job isn't yours. That is the sworn duty of the Pari... I don't foresee them doing anything worthwhile for a bit, though. Give them another hundred years."
"Can you... I dunno... hold out a hundred years? If you can't even form consciousness, I... uh..."
Furina trailed off, a vague feeling that she had said something rude coming over her.
"Oh, hm. No. You severely underestimate how much power it takes to form coherent thought. There's a reason why most creatures on Teyvat hold only rudimentary or no sentience. I should be able to continue for at least another five hundred years."
"Huh."
But... wasn't the Sign of Apaosha removed by the time Lumine comes to Fontaine?
Furina felt a headache coming on.
No... I didn't know the Sign of Apaosha existed until around half a day ago.
She pinched the bridge of her nose. Egeria looked at her curiously.
"One more thing before I leave," Furina began. "You should know that I'm not Focalors."
"Oh? No, you aren't?" She paused for a moment. "Ah, you're right. No, you aren't. I don't know what course of action would lead her to split herself in two, but that's so very you. I guess neither of us are who we were five hundred years ago."
"At least you're still you," Furina complained. "I can't even remember most of... uhh... mmh......"
Something dragged Furina out of the pool. She coughed out some water and sat up.
"What..."
"Hmm... you were in there for two whole hours. How intriguing."
Furina hacked out some more water and groaned. She flopped back onto the grass and rolled over multiple times.
"Hmmph! Are you the same person who killed Nasejuna? Compose yourself and stand!"
"No, Sorush, this is to be expected. Five hundred years ago, when Lesser Lord Kusanali paid Lady Egeria a visit, she was in there for only an hour before passing out for three days."
"Oh."
"Did you... uggggghhhh... say two hours? I could've sworn I passed out after fifty minutes."
Furina rolled over again and, with enormous effort, propped her face up with her hands.
"No, it was definitely two hours. Pari have exceptional timekeeping abilities."
"Oh."
She seemed to be saying that a lot lately. Just mumbling around.
"Right. Okay."
I guess Focalors wanted to talk to Lady Egeria, too.
"So... uh... what happens now? Do you guys need help with cleansing the Harvisptokhm? I asked Lady Egeria about that, but she just said that it..."
"Wasn't your duty," Zurvan finished. "Indeed, she is correct. The Bloomguard, potentially with the assistance of a chosen Yasnapati, are the only ones able to do so."
"Sorush called me that," Furina remembered.
"She did so in jest. Yasnapati are "special bonded comrades-in-arms." I do not believe you two have, or will ever, reach that level. In addition... Sorush has yet to become a Bloomguard."
"Aww," said Furina sympathetically. "It's alright! You'll get there soon, I know it."
"I- you!" Sorush huffed. "You don't even know what a Bloomguard is."
"Uhhhh. Yeah. Erm. But I have faith you'll be able to do it anyways."
Sorush sighed. "Thank you..."
And so Furina left, having been told the path forward by a god who had been dead for five centuries, onward to Fontaine
Mikhail gathered the files on the House of the Hearth and set them on the desk.
"There you go, sir. If there's nothing else, I take my leave."
Childe waved him out and shut the curtain to the tent. He rummaged through the papers and found nothing he wanted to see.
"For all that talk the Knave sure has little to show for it," he sighed. "These are all just normal missions and retrievals."
"I'd take her over Mother any day," the guard at the door helpfully supplied.
"Yeah, actually. Good point."
He pried open one of the folders and flipped through the missions in Inazuma.
Oh? Here was something worth seeing.
INAZUMA INTELLIGENCE REPORT
XX-XX-XXXX
CONFIDENTIAL
SUBJECT: exploits of the outlander upon return to inazuma
ORIGINATOR: seventh company
DISTRIBUTION LIST: security clearance 4
The Traveler and her friend returned to Inazuma; as instructed, due to previous instances of political unrest being preceded by the Traveler, the Seventh Company monitored for any possible moments of interest.
The Traveler and her friend visited the Raiden Shogun in Tenshukaku and stayed for two hours and twenty-four minutes. It is uncertain what was done during this time, as no Fatuus was able to successfully infiltrate the area. Pyrogunner Skryabin was captured by the Shogunate; prior to the completion of this report, he has been bailed out and pardoned for this failure. The Harbinger presently active in Inazuma, Lady Arlecchino, was occupied with the punishment of Efim Snezhevich (see: Rogue Fatui Loyal To Crucabena), and was unable to confront the group.
Upon leaving Tenshukaku, the Traveler and her friend accompanied the Raiden Shogun throughout the streets of Inazuma. They ate three (3) skewers of Dango and tried the Dango Milk of a nearby vendor. Note that the Raiden Shogun appears to have a fondness for sweets.
Later on, the Raiden Shogun appeared to experience issues. Around this time, the Seventh Company was ambushed by ronin and was unable to continue monitoring for an hour and thirty-six minutes. After this time, the Traveler, her friend, and the Raiden Shogun were seen dispatching enemies and talking to Shogunate members; notably, the Raiden Shogun begins to freeze up around this time. We theorize it could be due to tainted Ley Lines.
At some point, the three of them disappeared into the Grand Narukami Shrine. The Fatui are currently under a ban in the area, and thus were unable to continue with them. At some point, the Traveler and her friend left without the Raiden Shogun; they returned a day later.
The Shogun accompanied them all the way back to Inazuma City, where she returned to Tenshukaku. The Traveler and her friend then left Narukami Island.
The Seventh Company was unable to completely abandon post. At this point, Pyrogunner Skyrabin and Cryo Cicin Mage Alyona were tasked with monitoring Narukami Island while the rest of the company left to trail the Traveler to Watatsumi.
In Watatsumi Island, the Traveler met with two Abyss Mages. We suspected possible collusion and recorded with a Kamera (the details of their conversation were illegible), but the Traveler killed both Mages after learning what she wanted to know. The film could have been spliced, but the Kamera film was destroyed under mysterious circumstances by what appears to be a small explosion. Cause is currently under investigation, but suspected to be Electro of a non-Delusion origin.
After a day of time spent with the Divine Priestess Sangonomiya Kokomi, the Traveler took jumped into the whirlpool under the Shrine. This is allegedly the entrance to the long-lost Enkanomiya. The Seventh Company received direction to stay on land and not follow; what transpired is unknown.
When the Traveler and her friend resurfaced, they were accompanied by a man of around twenty who appears to be an Inazuma native. He was led to the Shrine and talked to the Divine Priestess. He appeared to hand something over, then was led off into a secluded corner. When the Cicin spies attempted to follow, they were obstructed by "powerful Pyro" and refused to continue. By the time travel was possible, the man was gone.
The Traveler then spent a week in Watatsumi Island. During this time, she and her friend remained mostly idle, leaving civilization only for what looked to be monster patrol. After this, the two of them returned to Inazuma City, where they once again met up with the Raiden Shogun. At this point, they got on an anonymous vessel registered under fishing; the three of them left Inazuma City, then were reported to have left Inazuma and entered international waters in the direction of Port Ormos, Sumeru.
Around this time, it became apparent that the Sakoku Decree had been lifted. The Seventh Company was made aware of this via the lack of storms surrounding Narukami Island; later research proves that the time the Sakoku Decree was lifted matches very well with the initial visit of the Traveler to the Raiden Shogun. The Seventh Company apologizes for not recording the specifics which led to this.
The mission of surveillance was then passed to the Royal Snezhnayan Dragoons in Sumeru. The relevant documents, by the time this report has been distributed, will have been printed and distributed as well. Please refer to either the "Traveler" or the "Sumeru Surveillance Missions" folders.
Notes:
even though this was obnoxiously long (8000 words or so!) its only 30% beta read. I mean I did read it the whole way through, but I was also tired as hell, so I'll only count it as a LITTLE bit beta read.
Chapter 38: welcome home
Summary:
i know this was planned out to be 50 chapters, but i dont think it'll take that long? ive compressed a few of the points already to account for my ATROCIOUS posting schedule and now that im reading it my notes shouldnt NEED 12 chapters. fontaine will definitely be the longest of the bunch but still 12 chapters is kinda.... ... ...
i feel like my writing is kind of hurried. do you prefer the current style of snappy, short paragraphs, or would you prefer longer, more detailed scenes? this is a balls time to ask, i know, but id like to know for future reference!
Notes:
the note was originally something referencing the shades and alice, but i feel like thats No Longer RelevantTM since i took so long to post this. mostly school hit but im failing that shit anyways so idgaf anymore im js gonna write lmao
the last half of the chapter was written february of 2025. aha it's been a year. oops. my fault gang. I am a bit rusty... ermmmmm. happy new year aha.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"One Fish and Chips, please... and a cup of London Fog, if you have that."
"Coming right up!"
Furina sat down in the booth, gazing out at Romaritime Harbour.
The aquabus slowly drifted along the passageway.
It felt strange.
It was home, certainly, but after almost four years it didn't quite feel like it anymore.
Actually, Furina was looking forward to staying a little longer in Sumeru.
Anything to avoid coming back here.
She paused, stirring some sugar into her tea absently.
That was odd.
Why would she want to avoid Fontaine? Didn't she leave just so she could have a better grasp on what she could do for the nation?
Not that it helped. She only got bits and pieces from the other Archons, and from Egeria. Nothing cohesive enough to piece together. No concrete plan.
And that was frustrating.
"One Fish and Chips!"
Furina looked up at the waitress. "Ah, thank you."
"Is there anything else I can get for... LADY FURINA????"
The restaurant was graciously empty, but Furina found herself blushing nonetheless. "Awwh... I mean... yeah?"
"You're so... different! From how I imagined you acting! Oh... can you please sign my notebook?"
And there it was. Furina set her smile back on her face.
"Of course~!" she beamed. "Anything for a citizen of Fontaine, fufu."
"And the Fish and Chips! I'll talk to the manager, he'll be glad to foot the bill!"
Furina finished signing the page and handed it back. "Oh... oh, don't worry about that! I have more than enough Mora on me to pay right now. No.. really, don't worry about it! There's no reason to make exceptions for little old me."
The waitress hurried back after some more talk. The staff, from then on, peered over at Furina every few minutes and quickly turned away when they thought they were staring.
Furina felt warm and fuzzy after that interaction, but the old tiredness from being a celebrity was starting to rear its ugly head.
Yeah.
Good to be home.
The aquabus ride was similarly eventful. Furina smiled through it all, but she found that later she couldn't actually remember anything that happened.
She took the long route to the Palais Mermonia, taking note of the routes the paparazzi liked to follow and circling around them. By the time she reached the back entrance, a mob had gathered and the melusines were desperately fending them off from the main entrance.
Quietly shutting the door, she stepped up to what she remembered to be her office. It was still there, pristine as always, everything carefully dusted.
Furina took off her glove and rubbed her index finger on the windowsill's corners. No dust at all, even in the little crevices that she would always have to rub at three times a day. She walked over to her bookshelf. Everything there was spotless, too.
On her desk, there was a small envelope colored a... rather intriguing... shade of purple.
Furina smiled to herself. Must be from the melusines.
She put her glove back on and pried the wax seal off. Inside was a blank sheet of paper with a few elegant words scrawled on.
"Dear Lady Furina!"
"We don't know when you'll be back, but Monsieur Neuvillette says it's soon!"
"Since you're reading this, that means you're here!"
"Whenever you feel up to it, please come visit Merusea Village! We'll prepare tea and cakes!"
The letter was dated to around five months ago. Had they been maintaining her office since then?
Furina smiled to herself, walking out of her office and carefully stashing the envelope away.
Her bedroom was similarly empty and spotless. The bed had crisp sheets and was neatly tucked in.
She spent some time sitting at her vanity, organizing and reorganizing the cute little bottles on top of it. All of it was expired by now, of course, but the insides had been cleaned out by someone and they remained on her desk as decoration.
She started filling the tub with hot water and tugged open the window in her bathroom. After it filled, she sat inside reading the backlog of newspapers of everything that had happened in Fontaine.
Two hours later, Furina became uncomfortably aware that the din outside had grown louder, not quieter.
She got out of the tub, magicked the water out of her hair, and redressed. She hurried down to the main entrance, pressing her ear to the last door between her and the foyer.
"...fraud! Misuse of public funding!"
Was that... Navia?
The Spina de Rosula character?
Furina frowned and strained her ears.
"Miss Navia, I can assure you that nothing of the sort has happened. The financial records of Fontaine are carefully maintained and completely public."
Neuvillette!
Furina considered going out right now, but decided against it.
"Yes, but they're maintained by you who would be more likely to support Lady Furina," a third voice interjected. "We may need more... transparency... in the Palais Mermonia."
His accent suggested strongly that he did not hail from Fontaine. Furina pushed open the door and walked out.
It was indeed Navia and Neuvillette, arguing together.
"Nothing suggests that, now," Navia said, her voice uncertain. "I mean... they're all audited by an unbiased third party."
"Audited by the government of Liyue," the third voice said smoothly. "Who recently had their Archon killed... if you will recall..."
Oh. This guy's good.
She squinted at him.
He carried a long fabric cloak in front of him, obscuring both hands and just barely touching the ground. It was unremarkable; it contained no visible elemental power, did not radiate anything from the abyss, and was too thin for any form of mechanism to take effect.
Furina briefly considered whether or not a mechanism was concealed under it, carried by his hands, but that, too, was out of the question. The shape that the cloak took was unmistakably hand-and-wrist shaped.
He didn't have a Vision, as a quick elemental check told her, and his eyes were covered by a pair of sunglasses. That was suspicious, but it was very sunny outside.
More concerning was what came out of his mouth.
Navia was clearly unsure of what she was saying. Furina hadn't heard enough to fully understand why she was here, but it was definitely under that man's influence.
"Yes... yes... you're right, of course, Miss Navia, but you must consider... Fontaine may be at stake..."
His hat was the typical fedora of the Spina. His hair was very long, tied in a loose, casual manner at his lower back.
Navia sighed and turned back to Neuvillette.
"Monsieur Neuvillette. I understand now that nothing you say can be trusted. I will not stand by while you allow that... that Archon... to ruin the country we all hold so dear."
The words, accompanied by silence, were followed by the shutter of numerous Kameras hoping to put this in their headlines.
Furina shook herself out of the stupor and walked forward.
"Excusez-moi, I believe that I have heard my name?"
"Lady Furina?" Neuvillette turned around.
He wore a look of abject surprise. Concerning, since usually Furina usually saw approximately no emotion on him.
"Ah, perfect timing... but, ah, I'm sorry that the welcome back will have to wait. Surely you can quell Miss Navia's worries."
He gestured to Navia.
"Oho?" Furina raised an eyebrow. "Yes, yes. Of course. Whatever troubles you, Miss Navia, I shall be glad to assist!"
The man motioned to one of the Spina standing behind Navia. "If you could."
He handed over a small stack of paper.
Oh no.
Ohhhh no.
I've seen this before.
"Lady Furina," Navia said determinedly. "I would like to meet you in the court of law to discuss your irresponsible spending and corrupt tactics during the four years you've left Fontaine."
Furina stilled for a moment.
Why is it always HER???
It's always this stupid Spina de Rosula character.
She looked up as normally as she could, though she knew her eyes were too narrowed and her smile was too stiff.
"Yes," she said shortly. "I would be... happy... to ease your worries. As I am sure that the Palais and our independent auditors would be happy to confirm."
"Monsieur Neuvillette brought that up, too," Navia said hotly. "But-"
"Miss Navia," the man interjected. "These are all matters for the Opera Epiclese."
She stopped.
"Right."
Furina smiled at her again. Navia turned to walk away.
"Oh, and Navia?"
Furina looked over the papers. "Double check the legal process before you do something. You cannot serve a legal notice by yourself."
She tossed the paper into the air. The eyes of the paparazzi tracked it as it dissolved into a puddle of water and splashed on the ground.
"I will appreciate hearing from a huissier de justice whenever you do decide that you are not above the law."
She, Neuvillette, and Clorinde enjoyed a nice afternoon tea party. Neither of the two invitees were as happy about it as Furina was, but they chatted with her and caught each other up nonetheless.
No, that wasn't quite right. They were happy about it in their own way.
And Furina appreciated that.
She went out with them to get her favourite cakes again. Furina was happy to pay out of her own pocket; from opening chests and finishing commissions with Lumine.
They weren't expecting that, but Furina noticed that they did look rather proud of her.
Baby's first steps, she thought smugly. At five hundred years old.
A letter from Lumine arrived two days after that. Furina was collapsed into her bed and peacefully swimming around in her silk sheets when a pigeon started pecking at her window.
She opened it.
Lumine's graceful lettering was accompanied by a smaller sheet of paper with Paimon's less graceful lettering. She read them both with the biggest, dumbest smile on her face, then reread them for good measure. Furina gently folded them up and put them in the top drawer of her desk, right on top of the letter of appreciation she had received fifty years ago from a Fontainian she had saved in court.
By accident, anyways. She just really hated the opposing lawyer.
She yawned and checked her schedule again.
Two cases, then... ugh... six interviews.
Look over tomorrow's returning speech.
But I don't have much to tell anyone... I'll just make something up.
Meeting with Neuvillette and a few guests from other nations about current rebellion plots among Fontaine's nobles and businessmen.
Furina scribbled down a note to send a return letter to Lumine.
Furina sat in the box of the Opera Epiclese.
This was nothing special. A tax evasion case.
What was special was who was being charged.
It was Sunsettia, the leading manufacturer and retailer of Kameras across Teyvat.
The lawyer, a sleazy bag of filth, was known to defend undefendable cases and had a surprisingly good track. Neuvillette, resentful as he might be, had to agree that there was reasonable doubt for a conviction or an exceptionally heavy sentence.
Furina had long since accepted this as a part of life. She would do anything to put them both in the gutter, but she recognized that every Fontainian citizen had a right to fair trial. This was a byproduct of civilization and protection of the innocent.
The prosecutor just had to do a good job.
"All rise. May the prosecutor and the defense take their stands for the case of Fontaine v. Sunsettia."
"Thank you. You may be seated. Are both sides ready?"
Furina squinted.
This was a familiar face. She had prosecuted many such cases in the past and put many people behind bars.
The state lawyer, Patricia Laveau, took her briefcase and set it down, opening it to take out some papers.
Before this, she was a lawyer at one of the white shoe firms in Liyue. She worked as opposition to Yanfei multiple times.
She lost, of course, but that was still something.
Furina sat back, relaxing.
"The prosecution and the defense are both in position. The trial shall now begin."
"It's all her fault!" the Sunsettia representative pointed at Furina accusingly. "If she had stayed and done her job as the Archon, we wouldn't have to falsely report!"
Furina paused, bewildered.
"I'm... come again?"
"Order in the court," Neuvillette ordered.
The lawyer hastily made to shut the representative up.
"No! No, Riley, don't you dare! It's all because of the way she forces us to run things! Every bill, every debate, and it's shut down because "Lady Furina isn't here!" or some other equally stupid reason! I won't stand for this!"
The bailiff moved to cut the representative short.
"No, wait. I want to hear what he says," Furina said.
A murmur spread through the crowd. Furina of old would have been glad to see him removed, after all.
"Right. So, Mr... what's your name? I don't care. I'd like to hear you explain your logic."
He sputtered, trying to come up with something on the spot. Furina twirled her hat in her hands.
"I... None of the nobles approve of you! Your absence prevented us from passing many important bills! You just left Fontaine to go on a joyride across Teyvat when we needed you most! Sunsettia refuses to pay taxes to fund your vacations!"
Furina leaned forward over the railing, trying her best to wrap her mind around the thought process.
"Okay. So... move your corporation to any other nation. No one's stopping you."
"Lady Furina's so indifferent!"
"What happened to her over these five years?"
"Wait... hold on. It might just be her being tired of that man's talking. This trial has been more boring than usual."
"Sunsettia Co. loves Fontaine! It's you that is the problem!"
"You mean, you love Fontaine's taxation policy," Furina corrected. "You are in Fontaine and are such subject to her laws. You have unwittingly admitted to your crime."
"Wait-" the lawyer moved forward. "No, I mean, yes, my client did admit, but not to how much Sunsettia Co. had misreported."
"You're right. Let's take a moment to ask everyone here."
Furina cleared her throat.
"To all of you assembled here in our beloved Opera Epiclese today, I ask of you; do you think that this... scum of the earth... paid seven million Mora less than what was required of him? As the, ah, report has outlined?"
A murmur of assent.
"I think that lawyer is just trying to lie his way out... isn't that illegal?"
"I never liked Sunsettia anyways."
"Terrible news... should I divest from Sunsettia's stock?"
The Oratrice tipped.
Furina found out later that the representative had been out just a week after he entered the Fortress of Meropide.
Apparently, someone had bailed him out.
His death certificate came in a few days later... he committed suicide and jumped off a cliff into the ocean, apparently.
How odd.
When Furina finished her interviews for the day, she returned to her paperwork.
That Sunsettia guy...
He said... bills? Not being passed?
Right. They need Divine Assent before being passed into law. Only I can give that.
Ugh. Are these all...
They were all proposed laws.
Furina didn't feel like reading all of it. By then, the sun was setting... it wouldn't hurt to leave it to tomorrow, would it?
Her eyes dropped to the stamp of the Senate on them.
These had all been passed through a committee of one hundred Fontainians. It would be an insult to their hard work if Furina lazed around.
She nodded to herself and flipped open the first one.
It was on lowering taxes.
What? Aren't they low enough?
She rubbed her eyes and thumbed through the document.
Her alarm grew more and more when she saw the contents.
The bill in her hands proposed a lighter penalty for tax evasion, because...
"High penalties for tax fraud may be the result of ignorance, rather than intentional criminal behavior. This disproportionately affects small business owners, who are less familiar with the Fontainian system."
Furina flipped the page.
"Lower tax rates, coupled with these lower penalties, would further benefit small business owners and spur economic growth by rewarding civil compliance rather than punishing mistakes."
Are you kidding me?
Those punishments are in place to prevent these mistakes. People are more likely to pay attention when their livelihoods are at risk.
The tax rate is low enough already... it's basically not there with all the exemptions we allow.
She kicked the document onto the floor and looked to the next stack.
"Political dissent is cause for growing concern amongst Fontainians. The amount of violent riots and ransacking has been on the rise."
"We, the Fontainians for Peace and Prosperity, propose a crackdown on these dissenters."
Twenty years in prison for a peaceful protest? A life sentence for politically motivated violence?
The "violence" in question was anything that fell under the legal definition of assault.
Which could be as simple as heated threats.
Oh, look!
They offered to expand the definition of assault as well.
"Assault is now included to mean 'political dissent.'"
How odd!
Furina tossed that stack onto the ground.
She wasn't reading any more of these.
She skimmed the titles of the rest of the documents.
All similar things.
Nothing that benefited the people.
Everything that benefited those who no longer needed those benefits.
Furina knew that Snezhnaya followed a more social system when the current Tsaritsa first came into power, with more equal pay. That had caused their economy to crash, because no doctors wanted to work grueling hours for the same salaries as everyone else. Furina had thought that was far too extreme, but Fontaine really wasn't much better.
Just extreme in the other direction.
She knew the corruption was bad, but she always assumed that they would stay in line.
You know.
Cuz there was a god and a dragon sovereign at the top.
But apparently not.
Furina rubbed her temples, thinking.
How do I get rid of corruption...?
Lumine would probably know this. There has to be a planet somewhere that had this issue.
I wish Lumine and Paimon were here.
Furina fell back into her old routine easily. It felt like putting on a new copy of her familiar suit.
It was all the same, because the tailor she chose had a generational business with the same techniques.
But it was different, because the old tailor had died and the new one would never be exactly the same.
A lot of the politicians and wealthsmen just kissed her feet so she didn't stand in the way of what they thought would be more important.
She realized that now that the fog of her eroded mind had cleared.
"Lady Furina..."
"I, as well as many other members of the New Fontainian Party, believe that we should increase surveillance of the population due to the recent moral decay."
"Lady Furina?"
"Your hair is so smooth! Where do you buy your hair irons? :D"
"There are more pressing matters, Maria. Do not bother Lady Furina with... that."
"Lady Furina, surely you agree. Should the Gardes not receive more funding?"
"Lady Furina."
"Our education system has been in shambles. The Minister for Education, as you might know, has been ousted as a Snezhnayan spy."
"Our history books should be revised as such. Professors at the University of Erinnyes have found multiple... discrepancies that must be rectified."
"Lady Furina...!"
"Oh, Archons! Your skin is so clear... what's your skincare routine?"
"Come on girl, spill!"
"Oh... an... Inazuman moisturizer?"
"I can't believe you'd use that kind of brand. What happened to your proud Fontainian identity?"
"Lady Furina!"
"Don't you think that Chenyu Vale could be repurposed? Right now, it's just a sightseeing area under... Liyuen control."
"The waters there are especially suitable for commercial fishing."
"You wouldn't say no to Fontainian prosperity, right? The Gardes could easily take the land. The Millileth might as well not exist there."
Furina sat through another boring trial.
She watched the Oratrice tip so hard it almost slammed into the ground.
She didn't care much.
Only one question remained in her mind.
Did Neuvillette know?
Is he complicit in the clear corruption of the upper-ranked nobles and politicians?
No, he's not the type.
But... if it meant regaining his full Hydro Authority, would he?
Would I do it if I were in his shoes?
To save Fontaine, yes.
Her eyes drifted to Neuvillette, looking over at the trial with his stern stare and thoughtful furrowed brows.
The Oratrice had dropped to one side and was showing signs of breaking the ground.
Mrs. Lavigne, the defendant being sued by some random drinks company, was a cute little woman of around thirty. Her brow was furrowed and her nose was scrunched in concentration.
"I believe the outcome of this case is clear," Furina said suddenly, clearing her throat. "Mrs. Lavigne is not likely to recover from this."
Neuvillette looked surprised. "Lady Furina?"
"I have my own trial to prepare for," Furina said shortly. "If there is no clear reason to continue, I am afraid I can no longer preside over this trial, though I, unfortunately, am required to watch over all trials in the Opera Epiclese."
Furina had no intention of preparing for her own trial. She knew she could get herself out of that without any preparation.
It's not arrogance if it's true, after all.
Neuvillette didn't do much at first. He looked from Furina to the defendant, who had a silent plea in her eyes.
She knows she's not getting out of this either.
"Iudex Neuvillette," she said, her voice wavering. "I would... if it's still available... ah... could I fight a duel for my honor?"
Furina turned around, surprised.
"That is usually done at the start of a trial," he said.
"Y- yes... but... I don't know what else I can do. I can't win my innocence this way, but I would still like a way out."
Furina paused.
She's sincere.
Oh. I get it.
Her lawyer's shit.
No...
That lawyer's been paid off. By the other side.
They're throwing an innocent woman into debt for slander so they don't have to face the consequences of their actions?
"Quite frankly, I think the Champion Duelist system is a little flawed," Furina said, leaning over.
She regretted opening her mouth at all. Why had she felt the need to say that?
"Don't you think, hmm, Monsieur Neuvillette? If you're given adequate resources and are able to hone your fighting ability, you're given a free pass from accountability. Not to mention, it disproportionately benefits Vision-holders... I can't imagine you approving of that~!"
Neuvillette's eyes narrowed at her. "Lady Furina, where is this going?"
"Oh, nothing, nothing... nothing at all." She looked at the list of Champion Duelists. "So, Mrs. Lavigne, who would you like to duel?"
"Lady Furina?" Mrs. Lavigne asked, her voice soft. "I- I didn't know I could choose."
"See, I rather like you. I'm sorry about that display earlier. I don't know what came over me." Furina sighed. "To make it up to you, you have a choice. Any Champion Duelist you want to fight, I shall allow it."
Mrs. Lavigne looked uncertainly to her lawyer, then to Neuvillette.
He sighed. He seemed to do that a lot lately.
"I see... no issue with that. All Champion Duelists, bar Clorinde, have similar prowess in battle."
Mrs. Lavigne gulped.
"I... ah..."
She thought for a moment.
"Um... if you could, Lady Furina, Mr. Matthias?"
"Ah, so sorry! He's currently busy overlooking another court case in a smaller regional court."
"...Miss Gabriella?"
"Ouh. Tough luck. She's out surveying the Fontainian Research Institute with the Gardes as part of a mission."
"Mr. Savinien...?"
"Unlucky again!"
Mrs. Lavigne rattled off name after name, all of whom were mysteriously busy.
"I'm sorry, Lady Furina... I don't know any more Champion Duelists."
She looked sheepish.
"No, that's quite alright! You managed to name every one of them."
Furina paused. "Except for Clorinde."
Mrs. Lavigne paled instantly.
"No, no, haha! I would never force you to choose such a duel, especially when your lawyer has been backstabbing you the entire trial." Furina glared at him.
The crowd started murmuring.
"Her lawyer?"
"Is Lady Furina implying that he got paid off?"
"No... they wouldn't stoop that low, right?"
Her lawyer suddenly found the stage very interesting.
"Have anything to say for yourself?" Furina asked.
"Uh..."
"See, how about this? You fight him."
Mrs. Lavigne stopped. "I- he- he wouldn't do that, right?"
"Backstab you? Yeah, he absolutely would."
...
Mrs. Lavigne lost her soft-spoken voice and started hurling insults at him.
"Order!" Neuvillette slammed his cane on the ground.
"Right. You two can duke it out."
"Lady Furina?" the lawyer asked. "But... this is not in any legal code! There is no precedent! Iudex Neuvillette... you know this, right? We cannot fight each other for our honor! The Hydro Archon is attempting to change the code of law here!"
Neuvillette opened his mouth, probably to tell Furina that there indeed was no precedent and to choose another option.
"Hush, Monsieur Neuvillette! Please rest assured that I have thought of this possibility already. Since my return, I have found that corruption is an unfortunate plague that ails our beloved Fontaine... so we must set a precedent to show that this will not be tolerated."
"Lady Furina, you have yet to explain how your... improvised duel... falls under a duel between Champions."
"You were always one for such legalese," Furina pouted. "The décret de Fontaine, relatif au duel honorable; penned by your own hand during your first year in Fontaine, permits two consenting species meeting their respective age of majorities to fight for their honor, where an impartial, nonpartisan judge shall be appointed to oversee free of charge. And, who better for this title than you, who are so famous for your... impartiality?"
No recorded instances of Neuvillette ever showing bias!
He heaved another sigh.
"I had not thought of this as an an honorable duel. If both sides consent..."
"I do," Mrs. Lavigne said, glaring at the lawyer.
"Lady Furina," pleaded the lawyer. "I am a feeble old man; besides, I could never fight a woman!"
"You're fine with putting her three hundred thousand Mora in debt, though," Furina objected. "Arguably worse. Now, do you want to fight for your honor or be held accountable in a case against our best prosecutors for upending the legal process of Fontaine?"
Mrs. Lavigne was given Furina's own sword, the Splendor of Tranquil Waters.
The lawyer had a choice between three different weapons.
He picked a spear. Dumb choice, because Furina coached Mrs. Lavigne on the way to correctly sever the spearhead from the wood. Her sword was sharp enough, after all.
Actually, it didn't look it.
Now that Furina took a good look at her own weapon, she was a little confused. She didn't know how she managed to slash when the shape was about as deadly as a cylinder.
Completely rounded and smooth, except for a miniscule point at the tip.
Whatever. She didn't question it. As long as it worked.
The duel was uneventful. The spear broke itself into two when the lawyer tried to look cool and rested on it.
"Neuvillette," Furina began, stalking up to him.
"Lady Furina," he said coolly.
"I believe we have a long-overdue talk."
"Really?" he asked, thumbing through a heavy document on his desk. "Is it about whether your belief that I am involved with the corruption, in hopes of overthrowing the gods? I shall reassure you that my promise today is as steadfast as it was five hundred years ago."
"No," Furina blushed furiously, looking to one side. "Obviously not."
Well. That kind of was what I was going to talk about.
"It's more on the... er, political situation and the corruption with the nobles. The ones tasked with minor provinces and townships of Fontaine that we could not devote our time to."
"Yes," Neuvillette nodded along. "I have double-checked all of their work and it is in line with the law."
"The law where they bribed- no, sorry, "lobbied" the senators for?" Furina asked. "The senators which are currently in the running are all but handpicked by the nobles. There is no legality here, Monsieur!"
"Innocent until proven guilty," he sighed. "I can task members of the Gardes to continue searching for these issues. But recall, Lady Furina, our oath to not be above the law. We may not act upon our suspicions until there is concrete proof."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do we not also have an oath to protect the Fontainian people?"
"By any means necessary," Neuvillette sighed again. "Yes, Lady Furina, I do. But neither you nor I currently wield dictatorial powers to ignore the law, and there is no sufficient emergency to call upon it."
"A prolonged, slow-acting disease is a life-threatening disease nonetheless," Furina scoffed. "You seriously believe that if we do nothing, the situation will rectify itself?"
"Of course not. But the law will act in our stead, and the trial will oversee the punishment of those that do not uphold it."
Talking with you is such a headache sometimes...
"No one is above the law, Lady Furina. There is no reason to do anything other than observe. If you act, I am afraid that I, as the Iudex, will issue you punitive retribution as the law describes."
...
"What law?" Furina stopped.
"Hm?"
"What law do you speak of?"
"The Egerian Code... Lady Furina, are you feeling well?"
"Well. I say I act by the Remurian Code. As the succeeding and current god-king of Fontaine, who wields absolute and supreme power, I now declare that I shall personally hunt down these traitors and execute them."
"Lady Furina, do not be daft. Fontaine runs on the Egerian Code, the most recent and perfect lawbook in all of Teyvat. I myself have combed through each word and continually participate in the revisions."
"But that's what they said about the Remurian Code, isn't it?" Furina crossed her arms. "There can't be two perfect lawbooks, if they differ from one another."
"Lady Furina. The Egerian Code is superior to the Remurian Code in every way."
"But they're both laws. If we lived in Remurian times, would you be so insistent on upholding those laws?" Furina pulled a tome off of the bookshelf next to him and flipped to a random page. "See- here! 'All disobedience of the god-king shall be punished by public stoning."
"Lady Furina, where are you going with this?"
"All non-human species, including intelligent ones, are classified as subhuman and are not permitted to enter Remuria. Subject to execution, by the way, have I mentioned that? Wow, Remus was such a great lawmaker."
"Those laws are incorrect and outdated."
"You haven't answered my question. If we lived in Remurian times, would you be insistent on upholding these laws?"
"Of course not," Neuvillette said, his composure slipping.
"But why not? It's in the Remurian Code, the most recent and perfect lawbook in all of Teyvat." Furina batted her lashes at him. "Monsieur Neuvillette... you're a non-human species! Wait- I'm a non-human species too! Not to mention all the Melusines that call Fontaine their home."
Neuvillette sighed.
"And here I am, just trying to help Fontainians... you know, like I'm supposed to do. I guess I'll have to sit idly by while their quality of life dwindles into nothing and their tax Mora are funneled into luxury bags and vacations. You're right after all! I'll just abide by the law that says the Hydro Archon must act only within the described parameters of the Egerian Code..."
He sighed again. "Lady Furina..."
Furina walked out of the office with a triumphant smile on her face.
Lumine and Paimon arrived only a day before her trial with Navia. Furina brought them to the restaurant in the Opera Epiclese.
"The aquabus was so smooth," Paimon sighed, her eyes closed. "Like sliding down butter..."
"We almost left you behind because you were floating instead of sitting," Lumine said. "Don't start with that."
Paimon shivered. "Don't remind Paimon."
"I've never seen you fly that fast."
"The Melusine on board reprimanded Paimon! Can you believe her?"
"With your screaming, I would've tossed you into the water channel too."
Furina laughed, poking her fork into a carrot. "Well! Good to see Fontaine has treated you as well as ever."
"If Fontaine is like this, Paimon wants to go back to Sumeru!" said Paimon. "Back to the flaky pastries... and the comfy hotel..."
"Of course you mention the flaky pastries first."
"Lumine!!! Why, you...!"
"Fontaine has plenty of flaky pastries too. I ordered the chocolate cream croissant for you."
"Aw, Furina! This is why you're Paimon's favourite!"
"You said I was your favourite," Lumine protested.
"Paimon said no such thing!"
"Remember? Back on the boat to Romaritime? When you almost fell off and I pulled you back?"
"Oh." Paimon sulked. "Maybe both of you can be favourites."
"Your chocolate croissant, Lady Furina."
"Thank you~!"
She slid the plate toward Paimon.
"Ahhh!!"
Furina became uncomfortably aware of Lumine's eyes on her as she beamed at Paimon.
"Is something wrong?" she asked.
"Do you often... act differently?" said Lumine, pensive. "I mean. You used to talk this way, back when we first met in Mondstadt, but you... I don't know... mellowed out over time."
"Did I?" Furina asked. "That's just how I talk, I guess."
"No one can keep up an act forever," Lumine shrugged. "I don't think you talking more like... me or Paimon... was anything different."
Furina laughed lightly. "Well. Maybe that's just how I'd act around Fontainians. Don't we all have different personalities when talking to new people?"
"Yeah, I guess." Lumine shrugged again. "I dunno. We're finally in Fontaine, right? You can show us around the, um, area."
She had very loose shoulders.
"Oh! Yes, of course. Actually, you're in one of my favourite places in Fontaine right now."
"The opera hall," said Paimon.
"When you know full well that it's the courthouse," Furina sniffed.
"Paimon thinks that the courthouse should be entirely separate from a theater!"
"That's what you think. And you're wrong."
"Wh- Lumine! Back Paimon up here! Stop eating!"
Lumine's plate was almost finished.
"You've been eating this entire time. What's up with you?"
"I'm hungry," Lumine complained, noticeably more jovial. "Being with you takes a lot out of me, you know."
"Slander! Slander, Paimon says!"
"It sounds a lot more intimidating when it's not you saying it. Hope you know that."
"Hmmmph!"
"By the way," Furina began. "Did you take a cough drop? Your voice isn't as squeaky now."
"In Inazuma, we were alone most of the time. Paimon didn't talk as much... maybe that's it?"
"Nah, I'd say you talked plenty. Say, you think you hit puberty?"
Lumine took a serene sip out of her tea as Paimon launched a barrage of (harmless) punches on her face.
Furina pushed open a hidden door that led to her box seat in the theater.
Paimon was gasping for breath by the end, which was awkward considering she did nothing but float. She collapsed dramatically in Furina's arms.
"You're so heavy! Get off, you're on your own!"
"Thank you! to our gracious Lady Furina, Regina of all Waters, who has so generously offered to carry Paimon to the top of the Opera Epiclese!" Paimon crowed.
"Get out of here!"
Lumine mumbled something under her breath.
"What?" Furina stopped.
"You're on your own... the Hunter has Abnormal..." Lumine said, her face steadily approaching tomato stage.
Furina stood there for a moment. "Yeah bro you're kind of insane. I hope you know that."
"I climb up this every day! Hurry up!"
"Paimon... can't... auuuuuuuugh........ LuminecarryPaimonPaimondoesn'tknowifshe'llmakeitaaaauuughhhh."
Lumine scoffed fondly and held out her arms. "You're so out of shape."
"Wow! The view is amazing up here!" Paimon cheered.
"I'd hope so," said Furina. "We spent good money on making the Opera Epiclese taller than any other building."
"Woah! How much?" Paimon ogled the Oratrice.
"...I dunno. A million Mora?"
"...huh?"
"This was hundreds of years ago, back when we first settled this area. A million Mora would be equivalent to... mm, seven hundred million Mora today. We saw a lot of inflation during the Cataclysm."
"How did you even get that approved?" Lumine wondered.
"I threatened to sic the Gardes on the three idiots who disapproved."
"Oh."
"Whew, what a heavy dinner!"
"Is this a good time to tell you that I have a trial tomorrow? Someone is trying to sue me."
Paimon stopped and Lumine crashed into her.
"What?!"
"Yeaaaah. Exactly what I said."
"Wait- what- who would be trying to sue you?!" Paimon asked.
"Whowhatwhenwherewhyandhow," Lumine said helpfully.
"Yeah, they didn't like me spending taxpayer Mora outside of Fontaine. So tomorrow, I'm gonna beat her ass into the next century."
"Really?" Lumine pondered. "But wasn't the money spent for Fontaine? You made lots of good relationships with the other Archons, even if they are a little... eccentric."
"No," Furina drawled. "Nooo. That's never a good way of spending money for Fontaine. If even a single Mora doesn't go towards healthcare or feeding the needy, it's a complete and utter waste. How dare I spend on such frivolous things as food and travel and diplomacy when that's exactly what gave Snezhnaya their soft power?"
"I don't know," Lumine shrugged. "I've never really been one for politics, that was always my brother."
"Guess why he's the Abyss Prince," Furina snickered.
"Hey!"
"No, I'm pretty glad you're not! Don't get it wrong!"
"Bad at politics?!"
"No, idiot, the Abyss Princess part."
Lumine had a comically outraged expression on her face, and Furina summoned all her mental willpower and godly strength in an attempt to not laugh. It didn't work, of course, so she felt the corners of her lips slipping and Lumine bursting into giggles at the sight.
Furina spent the rest of the evening in a giddy blur. She didn't think she stopped smiling the whole way through.
Furina was NOT having a good time.
She took her place on the defendant's spot in the Opera Epiclese, trying not to think too hard. Down there in the stands, Lumine and Paimon were cheering her on.
If she did win this, Furina promised that she would spend a million Mora buying out an entire bakery for Paimon.
Depending on her mood, she'd tack on a couple of zeroes to the end.
Furina tried her best to tune out all the legal jargon that reminded her a little bit too much of the past.
Or the future?
Definitely not the future. Nope. She was not losing this.
"You seriously think... that you're going to win this?" Furina asked incredulously as she took her place on the stand. "You're accusing actual Justice off of some baseless claim from some random con artist and you expect to win?"
"He had points and evidence much more convincing than your incredulity," Navia said, keeping her voice level. "If you would, Chief Justice?"
Neuvillette nodded curtly. "Then let us begin. The trial of Hydro Archon Focalors, more commonly known as Furina de Fontaine, commences."
No...
Stay calm...
Think about anything else. Literally anything.
All the things I could've done today...
I should've watched the newest opera with Lumine and Paimon...
Aaagh, I was planning to invite Clorinde over for the tea party I promised.
Oh!
"Oo! Wait!" Furina raised her hand. "Chief Justtiiiiceee!!!"
There was a brief pause from both the audience and the Iudex.
Neuvillette heaved a world-ending sigh.
Lumine and Paimon snickered in the audience.
"...Yes, Lady Furina?"
"A-hem! I would like to request a duel to defend my honor. As the defendant, is that not my god-given right?" Furina laughed and waved. "I seem to recall penning that article myself while you breathed down my neck for a spelling error!"
An amused murmuring started among the crowd. Tabloids snapped photos of Furina cheerily announcing her desire to fight.
Good. Take your minds off of the court case. This is a performance like any other.
The second skin that was Furina's 'Focalors' mask was once again placed upon her face.
Neuvillette's lung capacity may have shrunken during Furina's absence, but her constant antics were sure to expand his sigh-reservoir.
"Yes... yes, you may. As the Plaintiff did not commission a Duelist, we will have to make do with the current one on duty. Bailiff, please call Savinien to the stage."
"Dear me, surely you know I didn't mean that!" Furina gasped. "Poor Savinien... having to go up against his Archon! No, no, this won't do. I'm sure Madam Navia here wouldn't be keen on agreeing to this either!"
Navia was, indeed, not too happy with this. "Your Honor, Lady Furina is unfortunately correct. The Spina is happy to hire Clorinde for this duel, should she be available."
"I'll pitch in as well!" Furina promised. "Fifty percent of the cost, if Clorinde decides to take money for this at all. I'm sure she's lurking around here somewhere..."
She was. Two rows behind Lumine, Clorinde was wearing an embarrassingly high top-hat (likely given to her as a disguise). Furina waved at her.
Neuvillette heaved another sigh. "Champion Duelist Clorinde... if you agree..."
A few minutes later, Clorinde, looking slightly ruffled, came onto the stage. "Lady Furina?"
"There we go!" Furina clapped. "Right, just a moment, I'll be riiight there."
Furina swung her legs over the railing and jumped down, landing with a twirl and a splash of water. The crowd 'oohed' appropriately, and Furina took a moment to bow.
"Then let the duel begin," Neuvillette said. "The duel for Furina de Fontaine's honor will conclude upon her death, the death of the Champion Duelist, or until either side accepts a loss."
Clorinde readied her sword, entering a defensive stance.
She must not know what I've done over these past five years. She only remembers that I was weak, cowardly, and extremely insane.
It's probably still farfetched if I want to beat her on pure skill... she really is something else.
"Clorinde, you know," Furina said conversationally, summoning her sword to her hand. "While I was in Inazuma, I promised myself that I would buy you tea and cakes for your job! I know that being a Champion Duelist must come with some heavy burdens, so I'd like to take a moment and give you some Tricolor Dango! It's a personal favourite of the Electro Archon, too."
Furina tossed her sword over her shoulder, where it disappeared into fine golden glitter. She created a table of pure Hydro, pulled out the dango she had made that morning and the tea Kamisato Ayato had given her, and started pouring energy into the teacups to heat the water inside.
The crowd momentarily went quiet.
The murmuring then continued, even louder than before.
"What is Lady Furina... doing???"
"I don't know, but she seems to be confident!"
"There really was no reason to suspect her after all...!"
Clorinde hesitantly looked around, her eyes darting up to Neuvillette for instruction. She turned around to Navia, who looked equally baffled.
"Lady Furina, might I remind you that this is currently a duel?" Neuvillette asked. He seemed to grow older as he said that. "This is a little... eccentric, even for you."
"We are dueling!" Furina blinked innocently up at him. "It's just taking a little longer than usual for each of us to throw the first strike. Come, Clorinde, sit with me! We haven't had tea together in so long."
Clorinde cautiously sat down as though she thought Furina would stab her as she did so.
"Er..."
Furina picked up a dango skewer and handed it to the bewildered Champion Duelist. "I like the matcha flavor the best, but I'm afraid I'm not as good at cooking as Lumine. Sorry if it tastes funny."
Clorinde carefully took a bite out of it.
Her slow movement made Furina want to burst out laughing.
Furina herself poured some tea for both of them, and took a sip.
They each enjoyed one cup and one skewer.
As Clorinde stood up, Furina stopped holding the table up. She stashed the food and tea back into her water dimension, and the table dropped to the ground as harmless water before evaporating into nothing.
Clorinde's eyes were still blown wide open.
Furina couldn't hold back and started laughing.
She laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed until even the audience felt the infectiousness of it and let out a few amused chuckles themselves.
"Ahhahahahh! Ahh... ah, sorry. Sorry. Let's proceed with the duel."
Clorinde summoned her sword once again as Furina did the same. She seemed too confused to strike, even though she was always the first one to dash forward and hit her opponent.
Furina waited a few moments, then started leaning on her sword and inspecting her nails.
Clorinde chose that moment to dash forward. Her legs, surrounded by Electro energy, moved forward with uncanny speed and her blade was poised to thrust itself cleanly through Furina's heart.
At the last moment, Furina's sword disappeared into glitter and she fell toward the ground. She stuck out her foot as Clorinde passed by, but the duelist jerked back at the last moment and avoided being tripped.
The sword passed by her left side, missing completely. Clorinde slid to a stop on the other end of the stage and twisted. Her leg swung in a semicircle in front of her, and an arc of Electro pulsed out toward Furina.
Faster than gravity, Furina marvelled. She hadn't even fallen to the floor yet, but she liquefied herself prematurely and reformed once the Electro had passed, once again standing.
The audience made a noise of admiration.
Furina herself had never seen Clorinde fight this way. There were hints that she had always held back, even to seemingly strong opponents, going as far as to handicap herself with a blindfold or something similar if she deemed it necessary.
"Ooh, very nice!" Furina complimented. "I'll have to have the tabloids send a copy of this duel to the Raiden Shogun; she'd probably come to Fontaine herself just to talk to you!"
A light blush dusted Clorinde's cheeks, but she continued with her assault.
Furina parried blow after blow, feeling the power of each strike wear away at her arms. She ducked instead of parrying the last blow and stomped on the ground; a column of water formed a geyser, spewing up from the planks and blasting Clorinde upward.
The Electro Clorinde had imbued her sword with quickly shut off, but the water was still charged from that brief moment of contact; when the geyser receded, Clorinde shook the water out from her hat and shivered every so often as her own Electro backfired.
Nonetheless, she was entirely undeterred.
Furina's eyes could barely track her as she dashed again. Each time she missed, she shifted positions and tried attacking from Furina's back; it was hard to constantly turn around in time to either parry or dodge.
When Furina was able to comprehend Clorinde as a human again, all of the water was completely gone. Her clothes and her hair were both dry.
She had moved fast enough to shake off water.
What, the FUCK.
The Raiden Shogun had moved this fast in the Plane of Euthymia, but at that point both Furina and Lumine were bolstered by the wishes of the people. Here, she didn't have anything special outside of her own skill.
Furina tried to force Clorinde into a liquefied state, but the Duelist would simply shake it off and dash to the other side, breaking Furina's line of sight and concentration. After that, she would dash in while Furina was disoriented from using the power and try to hit her there; it never worked, of course, because Furina would block the blows, but it was quickly growing tiring.
Instead of stabbing, Clorinde adapted to Furina's dodging and turned to slashing. This was a lot harder to evade, so Furina constantly kept herself in a state of half-liquefied, half-solid. When the sword came around for her neck, Furina would flip backwards; when it aimed for her legs, she would slide to one side with no issue.
Except for that one time, when Clorinde cut a pretty bad gash into Furina's thigh.
The crowd gasped, but the water just closed around said wound and healed it instantly.
Clorinde showed no signs of tiring.
Furina went on the offensive. Raising her sword, she stabbed several times at Clorinde. All of them missed, but Furina saw her eyes widen as she ducked back and parried.
As Clorinde moved backwards, Furina summoned the Salon Solitaire and sent them at Clorinde. She slashed them all apart easily, carefully avoiding use of Electro, but when they exploded they flashbanged her with condensed Hydro. Surprised, she closed her eyes and stayed still, trying to sense Furina.
Clorinde stumbled slightly, disoriented.
Furina was already moving, so that didn't help much. She swung her sword in a large arc, aiming to hit her torso, but Clorinde managed to lower her sword and parry in time.
I should be verrrrry happy Clorinde decided not to become a Fatui Harbinger.
Furina stabbed her sword through Absolution's hilt and both blades landed on the ground. Clorinde's eyes darted to the swords and back up at Furina, who now carried no weapons.
Her face flashed through several stages of confusion.
"I know you must be wondering why I just tossed my sword away," Furina said, turning to address the audience. "And yes! That was, indeed, my only weapon!"
The audience laughed.
Clorinde pulled out her two guns in response.
Those guns weren't crafted with anything special. They were just standard issue guns, modified slightly for Clorinde, but otherwise entirely normal.
Her sword was special. Crafted with elemental metals and imbued with Electro after years of use, Furina couldn't dissolve them.
The guns, however...
The guns melted into water as she pointed them at Furina.
The crowd 'oohed' and clapped.
Furina offered a small bow.
Clorinde debated on whether or not she should risk retrieving her sword. She decided against it, and started firing Electro at Furina.
Furina leapt gracefully in an arc, panicking for a moment when they followed her movement, but twirled up into the air and surrounded herself with a shield of Hydro. When the bullets hit, they instantly dissolved into the water, which Furina dropped onto the stage and let propagate.
The ground was now Electro-Charged. Neither of them were about to risk dropping onto the ground while the water was still there, so Clorinde leapt up the walls and started attacking Furina from a distance there.
Furina noticed that she clearly wasn't used to attacking like this; not without the aid of her guns, anyways.
She also felt that the battle had dragged on long enough. When Clorinde dashed forward for a close-range punch, Furina dropped herself to the ground, evaporating all the water around her as she did.
The ground was now slightly tingly, but otherwise okay.
Furina lifted both her hands up as Clorinde retrieved her sword and swung.
"Oh!"
She let out a noise of surprise, resummoning her own sword and stepping to the side with a little less grace than she had hoped.
After she pushed Clorinde back, she dropped her sword again. It dissolved into fine glitter, and Furina raised both hands.
Concealing her heavy breathing, she looked up at Neuvillette.
"Well! I concede. Let's carry on with this trial."
Everyone thought that they had perhaps fallen asleep and were now living in a fever dream.
Because there was no way this trial was real.
"I signed up to see Lady Furina debate... and I get the experience of being high on Sinthe??"
"I mean, the fight was pretty cool... couldn't really see anything though."
"I blinked and it was over... Can I get that in 0.25x speed?"
Furina's heart was still pounding, barely able to form coherent thought. The battle had done well enough to clear her mind and stop her from freezing up every time Navia said something, but she was still unreasonably tense.
Each time she could, she would yawn pointedly and create a few Hydro fish, just to maybe solidify the fact that she was, indeed, an Archon.
I can take any accusation but that.
She thought she would instantly pass away if she heard those words.
"WIth such gross misuse of power, can you even call yourself an Archon...?"
"Oh!" Furina breathed in deeply. "Oh, no, dear me, of course not. But you see, all of these accusations are in fact false! I've only spent enough to ensure diplomacy and a somewhat comfortable living condition for myself and my friends. Could you clarify, exactly, where you believe I've gone wrong?"
The crowd was speculating.
Nope. Stop thinking about that. Stop it right now.
"You see here," Navia brandished a paper at her. "You've spent three hundred thousand Mora on luxury foods across Teyvat! You've spent nine hundred thousand Mora on Knowledge Capsules, which are also an illegal good!"
"Where the hell did you get that?" Furina asked incredulously. "Yes, I've purchased luxury food, but what else do you expect me to offer the leaders of nations? You want me to offer Lady Ningguang three sprigs of cilantro? You expect me to present Lesser Lord Kusanali, who is currently rebuilding Sumeru's leadership and systems entirely from scratch, with a cabbage?"
"A- and the Knowledge Capsules? How do you explain that?"
"As I'm sure the crowd knows, the Akasha System has recently been shut down," Furina sneered over. "The Knowledge Capsules were integral to our plan... how, I cannot reveal, due to confidentiality among Archons and direct relationships with higher powers. I helped overthrow the Akademiya's corrupt reign, and definitely broke multiple laws there... are you going to sue me for that, too?"
"Surely you can retrieve the money, if it came from illicit means?"
"I purchased those from a merchant who was equally displeased with the reign of the Akademiya and went to great lengths for each individual capsule," Furina shrugged. "Since she went to such great effort to help, I thought it was only natural that she deserved the money, considered as payment for her assistance. I, like you, are not one to abuse the help of my allies."
Technically true, but easily misinterpreted! Dori isn't exactly freedom fighter material...
"What about you purchasing the best hotels in the city, then?" Navia asked, changing points. "Those other things may be forgivable, but there are way too many expenditures here! Let's start with your choice of residences outside of Sumeru."
"Why wouldn't I?" Furina asked instead.
"This is a diplomacy trip, not a vacation, Lady Furina!" Navia crossed her arms.
"So? I can't stay in a nice place after beating up Fatui Harbingers and killing gods? I calculated everything, and the total cost for my stays would be only around two hundred thousand Mora less if I had chosen the cheapest available hotel. During my stay in Inazuma, I lived in barracks along with the rest of the Watatsumi forces; those two hundred thousand Mora would not have even been enough to cover a year-long stay in an Inazuman hotel, or even a rental in Narukami Island. Besides my original intent for travelling, to save Fontaine from the looming prophecy, I believe the connections I have forged were more than enough to make up for it."
Furina turned up to look at Neuvilette. "I believe Inazuma City has made a purchase of... how many? A couple thousand Lumitoile to clean up the waters near the Mikage Furnace? At the commercial price of around twenty thousand Mora apiece, is that not a very good head start?"
Neuvilette was impassive. "Lady Furina, relevance. I know you are about to go off on a very long and unnecessary tangent."
Furina huffed.
...
Navia turned away, face red.
"What of your clearly illegal bribes, then?"
"If you're just going to flounce from topic after topic after being proven wrong on each one, shouldn't you see a pattern?" Furina snarked, confidence building. "I understand that you only want the best for Fontaine as well, but you're seriously trusting a conman over your Archon?"
Navia straightened. "Your answer?"
"I only spent the money where I deemed fit," Furina said. "If there's corruption too rampant for me to solve with my words or my sword, I shall have to turn to my pockets, no?"
"Yet you should understand bribery is as illegal as always."
"Yes, indeed, but I would argue that bribing an Inazuman soldier who's just following orders is far superior to cutting him down in cold blood. Especially when the Raiden Shogun herself pardoned me for the lawless activity I committed in Inazuma; the bulk of my so-called illicit activity was there."
Navia did agree with that. She chose not to dwell further.
"Very well then. I understand that your spending may be justified, but there's another charge we have yet to talk about."
Furina's stomach dropped.
"Corruption," Navia said, tapping her fingers on the file. "Yes. Your travels through Teyvat have been marred by immature uses of power for personal gain."
Oh, yeah, of course. Mhm. Furina wasn't thinking about anything else there.
"Yes... but I have explained that everything I did, I did for a reason."
"In your words, only the force that is necessary should be used," Navia quoted. "In Sumeru, you haven't committed many finance-related crimes, yes. But what of your actions? You assumed full control of Sumeru despite significant backlash and shut down Sumeru City, causing... uh... forty million Mora in losses between merchants and corporations."
"Yes, to save Lesser Lord Kusanali."
"But your actions also caused a woman and two men to die."
Furina stilled.
"I'm... what? How didn't I know about this?"
"Yes," said Navia determinedly. "An innocent woman and two innocent men were unable to receive medical treatment and died. Melus, please hand this to Iudex Neuvillette."
It was a news clipping. Melus was to go the long way around, but Neuvillette caught it with some Hydro and looked at it.
"From the Akademiya Tribune," Navia quoted. "'The scheduled shipment, twenty crates of Dendro-Processed Berries from Port Ormos, were to be delivered as crucial medicine for patients in Sumeru City's hospital. Due to the shutdown initiated by Focalors, colloquially known as Furina de Fontaine, the medicine did not reach critical patients, and three people succumbed to their illness while the medicine was being made.' Ring a bell?"
"But there weren't any... I didn't..."
Furina started growing dizzy.
I didn't. I know I didn't. I was alerted of all the merchants that had been denied entry and there wasn't a single one.
But it's the Akademiya Tribune... the official newspaper of the Sumeru Akademiya. They wouldn't make things up; they're known for accurate journalism on every topic... except Lesser Lord Kusanali, of course.
How do I...
How can I prove...
Um...
Lesser Lord... Who has a vendetta against both she and her that I haven't cut off from power already?
Her thoughts were growing incoherent.
"I..."
No. I can't lose this. Not again.
I can't. Everything hinges on me. I can't lose this Trial, or Fontaine will be lost forever. I can't let five hundred years go to waste.
Lumine started to notice something off. "Furina, are you okay?"
"Yes, of course!" Furina brightened up. "Why would I be anything but? For I am well aware of any possible implications my actions may have had, and shall be happy to clear it up."
Think. Furina, think.
The Oratrice quietly evened out, then tipped in Navia's favor.
Come on Furina, think.
Why aren't you thinking?
"I was completely unaware of this shipment being turned away," Furina started. "A- and I had told the Corps of Thirty situated at the border of the city to tell me of any merchants that arrived."
Goddamnit that was HORRIBLE
"Of course, that doesn't excuse what happened, but I had been alerted of many other merchants who were denied. This issue was not on my part."
"So you don't assume responsibility for the deaths of three people caused by your rash decision to seize power?" Navia asked incredulously.
"Of course not. Those deaths were tragedies; as soon as this trial is over, I shall certainly contact their families and do whatever I can to make things right."
"But you didn't need to lock down Sumeru City at all," Navia accused. "Your reparations after the fact mean nothing when the medicine could have saved their lives. That's something you cannot buy back."
"The Akademiya Tribune is written to be extremely biased in favor of the Akademiya," Furina said, grasping onto this. "It hasn.. hasn't been fully accepted as evidence in court. Maybe your resident conman had his people at the Akademiya write that. I personally looked at every request for entry, though I denied each one; please... kindly... ask your patron to prove the veracity of this statement."
Her eyes dropped to said conman, sitting in the front row.
"A conman that doesn't even have all his fingers," Furina laughed. "Cut off after he crossed the wrong... the wrong person..."
A cold sweat ran down Furina's back.
A vivid memory of her sword cutting through a hand in Sumeru came back to her.
She abandoned her seat at once, brandishing her sword and blocking a hit just as the Doctor leapt for her.
She just barely managed to parry his sword and push him back.
Lumine and Paimon stood up, ready to fight, but Neuvillette slammed his cane on the ground and a jet of Hydro pulsed out; it smacked squarely into the Doctor, who went flying into the wall.
A bit of the pillar had been dented by the Doctor once the dust cleared. He was clearly unconscious, stuck in the polished mahogany after the blast had left an imprint of him and a massive crater.
"What the-"
Notes:
"Did you hear? The Hydro Archon ordered a London Fog first thing after she returned to Fontaine."
Lyudmila peeked over at the report. "Really?"
"Mhm. I wanna try one too now."
"Awh, Rodya, have some patriotic pride! Don't drink Fontainian tea!"
Rodya continued, undeterred. "Apparently London Fog has some interesting etymology, too."
"Oh?" Lyudmila, ever the literature enthusiast, leaned over. "Some reference to the work of a Fontainian author? Their books are quite nice..."
"Whatever happened to patriotic pride?" Rodya scoffed. "No, apparently it's the name of some land from far away."
"Teyvat is only so big. What do you mean, 'far away?'"
"I dunno. Ask the Fontainian guy who invented it. His name was something crazy, like Vancouver or something."
"Damn. Crazy."
