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Finney Blake created a chat with 2 people(s)

Finney Blake: IN THE BENINGING

Bruce Yamada: ?

Bruce Yamada: Should i even ask?

Finney Blake changed Bruce Yamada's name to Baseballbithch

Baseballbithch: YOU DIDNT EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT

Finney Blake: Hehe

Griffin Stagg: Wtf did I just wake up to

Finney Blake: Dont worry about it

Baseballbithch changed Finney Blake's name to Motherless

Griffin Stagg: pfft

Motherless: Now this just got personal

Baseballbithch changed Griffin Stagg's name to Chaos gremlin

Chaos gremlin: HEY

Motherless: He has a point tho

Chaos gremlin: HEY X2

Baseballbithch: You guys do realize that we have school tomottoe rifht 

Motherless: "Tomottoe" and "rifht" 💀

Baseballbithch: stfu and go to sleep

Motherless: You really think I sleep?

Baseballbithch: Obviously not

Baseballbithch: Your you

Chaos gremlin: I AM GOD HERSELF

Motherless: Griffin

Motherless: What did you do

Chaos gremlin: Heheheh

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6:27 AM

Chaos Gremlin: I STARTED A CULT

Motherless: WHAT???

Chaos Gremlin: Are you really dumb enough that you can't read that?

Baseballbithch: What is this cult about?

Chaos Gremlin: We sacrifice children.

Baseballbithch: WTF

Motherless: CAN I JOIN?

Chaos Gremlin: Yes.

Baseballbithch: NO, NOONE WILL BE JOINING ANY CULT

Chaos Gremlin: YOU CANT STOP US
Chaos Gremlin: FINNEYGET HIM HE IS THE NEW SACRIFICE

Motherless: On it.

Baseballbithch: NO WAIT WHAT
Baseballbithch: GRIFFIN CALL HIM OFF

Chaos Gremlin: Jojn my cult then.

Baseballbithch: Fine illl join
Baseballbithch: NOW CALL HIM OFF

Chaos Gremlin: Finney not him
Chaos Gremlin: Get that child

Motherless: How do you know theres a child outside my window?

Chaos Gremlin: I have my ways.
Chaos Gremlin: GET HER

Motherless: NO THATS MY SISTER

Chaos Gremlin: Oh ok
Motherless changed the chat name to “Chaos Gremlins”

Chaos Gremlin: also the name of the cult is Toenail eaters.

Motherless: Why?

Chaos Gremlin: Because its a funny name

Motherless: Makes sense

4:28 PM

Motherless: GUESS WHATT

Baseballbithch: What is it this time?
Baseballbithch: Did Robin look your way?

Motherless: I HAVE 7 OUT OF 8 CLASSES WITH HIM

Chaos Gremlin: Oml
Chaos Gremlin: Are we gonna have to deal with your rants about him again?

Motherless: YES YOU ARE
Motherless:FUIEHSKDJDKJNC
Motherless: HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

Baseballbithch: How did we get so unlucky

Chaos Gremlin: Did you guys see the new kid?

Baseballbithch: Yeah, his names Billy right?

Chaos Gremlin: Yeah
Chaos Gremlin: Hes somehow already friends with Vance Hopper and Robin Arellano

Baseballbithch: How?

Chaos Gremlin: He stood up for finney so Robin recruited him.

Baseballbithch: Well
Baseballbithch: That makes sense
Baseballbithch: Speaking of finney
Baseballbithch: where did he go?

Motherless: JIJEKLSJFKOAPPPWIJFI
Motherless: You know that teacher who always gives group projects?

Baseballbithch: Yeah, He literally sucks, he gave our class one, AND ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Motherless: HE GROUPED ME WITH ROBIN AND VANCE

BaseballBithch: Well im happy about robin
Baseballbithch: But what about vance?

Motherless: Vance is robins friend, and robin is my friend, so he probably wont hurt me.

Baseballbithch: that makes sense

Chaos Gremlin: Be quiet.
Chaos Gremlin: Im in my favorite class.

Baseballbithch: Fineeeeeeeeeee

Motherless: Byeeeeeee

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Finney woke up early on the second day of school, the clock read 5:33 AM, Robin must have hung up at some point during the night. he didn't want to wake up this early, but Gwen wanted him to make her breakfast. He decided he wasn't going to eat it, though this was his third day skipping breakfast. As he walked around the corner he saw Gwen grabbing some bread and seemingly waiting for him. "Hey Gwenny." He said after sitting in silence for a moment.

"Hi finney." She responded and turned away to look at the wooden counter in front of her. "Can you grab the plate please, I can reach it." 

"Sure." He laughed grabbing a plate from the white cabinet above Gwen.

11:56 PM

Border hopper: I. Want. To. Sleeeepppp.

Pinballs: Then sleep?

Border hopper: Finney is calling me and I don't want to hang uppppp

Pinballs: Why not

Border hopper: He seems happy

Pinballs: JUST SLEEP

Border hopper: BUT

Border hopper: NOOOOOO 

Sparkles: Then don't complain about it.

Border hopper: am I seeing things or did he just use proper english

Pinballs: hes grumpy when hes tried

Sparkles: Shut.

Sparkles: The.

Sparkles: Fuck.

Sparkles: Up.

Border Hopper: got tat rifht

Border Hopper: That*

Border Hopper: Risgt*

Border Hopper: Rihjt

Border Hopper: You know what i mean.

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Pinballs: Now that it's a NORMAL time to be awake

Pinballs: What were you rambling about?

Border Hopper: Finney being Finney

Sparkles: oml stop hoplessly in love with him

Border Hopper: but 

Border Hopper: hes finney

Pinballs: we know

Pinballs: you constantly talk about him

Sparkles: yeah like, you really need to talk to him

Border hopper: I dont know how to talk to him thooo

Sparkles: you talk to him daily???

Border hopper: how could I not???

Pinballs: I dont have time for you today

Pinballs: im at the store stop blowing up my phone

Sparkles: turn your notifications off??

Pinballs: how?

Border hopper: the button?

Pinballs: YOU CAN DO THAT

Border hopper: YOU DIDNT KNW?

Sparkles: you guys are interrupting my noodles

Border Hoppers: Im not even gonna fight you dipshtts anymore

Border hopper: Vance, pick me up

Pinballs: im at the store?

Border hopper: so?

Border hopper: pick me up

Pinballs: get "Sparkles" to take you

Sparkles: Someone tell me how to change my name

Sparkles: I cant deal with this anymore

Pinballs: nah I'm good

Border hopper: its finny so nah

Border hopper: *finny

Border hopper: *FUNNY

Border hopper: istg if this happens again I'm gonna murder someone

Sparkles: No kioling 

Border hopper: fineeee

Border hopper: ill just deathing

Sparkles: ok???

Border hopper: WOW

Border hopper: YOU DONT EVEN CART

Pinballs: you really dont need to fix your spelling

Border hopper: Silence! Restrain thy tounge, for its ceaseless chatter doth disturb tranquility of this sacred space. 

Pinballs: ???

Border hopper: Dear friend, pray tell, what manner of confusion hath befallen us? By the stars above, I am confounded beyond measure. 

Sparkles: im done with this group chat

Sparkles when are yall gonna be at school?

Border hopper: Verily, I am upon my journey forthwith, making haste towards the destination with all due diligence and resolve. 

Pinballs: say something like that again and im not picking you up.

Border hopper: im done

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Baseballbithch: Sup yall

Motherless: What

Baseballbithch: can I not just say hi?

Motherless: no. You ccan't. 

Motherless: cant

Baseballbithch: jeez what happened to you

Motherless: I am in my least favorite class.

Baseballbithch: which class are you in?

Motherless: pe :(

Baseballbithch: ouch

Chaos Gremlin: FINNEY IM SO GONNA MURDER YOU

Motherless: oops looks like I have to go sorry!

Chaos Gremlin: NO YOU ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW

Baseballbithch: wtf is happening?

Chaos Gremlin: I WALKED INTO FINNEYS ROOM TO FIND HIM LICKING CHOCOLATE OFF OF HIS TOES, I WATCHED HIM PUT NUTELLA ON HIS TOES AND EAT IT OFF

Baseballbithch: ...

Baseballbithch: Finney wtf

Motherless: uhhh...

Motherless: mercy?

Chaos gremlin: THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST THING I HAVE WALKED IN ON HIM DOING

Chaos Gremlin: I WALKED IN ON HIM TRING TO EAT HIS TOENAILS AND THEN HE TRIED TL COOK HIS HAIR, HE ALSO COLLECTS ANY OF ROBINS HAIR HE FINDS

Motherless: ....no I dont...

Baseballbithch: 🤦‍♂️

Motherless: 🧍‍♂️

Chaos Gremlin changed Motherless's name to Finney The Freak

Finney The Freak: BITCH

Finney The Freak changed Finney The Freak's name to Motherless

Baseballbithch: ...

Baseballbithch: atleast hes honest?

Chaos gremlin: I mean... yeah?

Motherles: My moms dead and disappointed in me :)

Baseballbithch: thats depressing

Motherless: im depressed.

Chaos Gremlin: we know.

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6:59 am

Motherless: Help me

Paperbithch: What is it this time?

Motherless: My older brothers coming to town and he's bringing all his friends for a road trip

Motherless: His friends are our age. We are in middle school, he's out of school

Chaos gremlin: Oh Steve's coming back? He's cool.

Motherless: HE IS A 20 YEAR OLD WHO IS FRIENDS WITH CHILDREN

Paperbithch: Oh is mike coming? If so is richie? Richies funny

Motherless: Yes mike and richie are both comeing 

Chaos gremlin: YES

Motherless: He's staying in my room though

Motherless: AND I DONT KNOW WHERE HIS FRIENDS ARE GONNA SLEEP

Baseballbithch: oof, that socks

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Steve wakes up in the morning to go downstairs after hearing a knock at the door. When he opens it Finny is standing at the door with 2 bags and all (5) of his friends.

"I thought I was coming over to your house in 2 days?" Steve says, staring at the group of kids in confusion.

"Change of plans?" Finney states nonchalantly. "We're here now, so let us in."

Steve opened the door to let the six children in. "It is too early for this." He checks the clock, seeing that it is 8 in the morning. "Who dropped you guys off?"

"Finney drove." Robin says as if it was common knowledge for everyone to know Finney drives underage.

"What?! He's 14! He can't drive!"

"Yes, I can. I got us here, didn't I?" Finney argued

"You don't have a license!" Steve just pinched his eyebrows together. "Whatever. The rooms are upstairs, just don't take my room, there are 4 rooms other than mine, so some of you will have to share. Do whatever, just don't trash the place, and don't wake me up. it's too early, also don't just walk around town. You will get lost. I'm talking to you Finney. If you really need something, you can wake me up, Finney knows the house so ask him." Steve took a large breath after finishing the rules.

"I heard like 30% of that." Billy says from way in the back of the small line of children.

"Well, that's too bad. I have 18 children to take care of this next I don't even know how long, so I'm not explaining anymore." Steve says very fast. "Any questions?" He obviously meant that rhetorically but alas, one of the children took it seriously.

"What are we supposed to do here though?" Vance asked, obviously not paying attention to the rest of the rules.

"Just take my friends number." He handed the phone to Finney. "Tell them you want into the group chat, and they will add you as long as you tell them that you're my brother, if they ask for confirmation, take a picture of me from my door, I'm not getting up."

Finney was confused and happy at the same time. "...Ok then?" He wrote the digits of "Mike' n Ike" into his phone and handed it back to Steve, who immediately disappeared into his room, leaving the kids alone.

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***-***-****:HAIIII

Mike'n'ike: Hi? Who is this?

***-***-****: The names finney

finney harrington

Mike'n'ike: like as in steve?

***-***-**** changed 1 name(s)

Finney: yeah, that's my brother

Mike'n'ike: why are you texting me?

Finney: HE told me to ask if I could be in the group chat? Along with my friends

Mike'n'ike: ...

Okay...?

The party (+ that straight guy):

Mike'n'ike added 1 member(s)

Motherless: HIIIII

Motherless added 3 member(s)

Border hopper: i didn't give you ky number for you to add me to random group chats

Motherless: L

Border hopper added 2 member(s)

Pinballs: why tf am I here?

Border hopper: cause I ain't dealing with this bs alone

Leggo my eggo: Hello.

Border hopper: eww punctuation

Not maxine: who are you guys????

Motherless: I'm finney

Border hopper: Robin

Robin da bank: IM ROBUNG!!!

Border hopper: is she high?

Mike'n'ike: nah she's always like that

Chaos Gremlin: anywayssm I'm griffin :D

Paperbitch: Billy :P

Pinballs: Vance Hopper Griffin is my brother

Wise will: Hopper?!

Pinballs: yeah?

Wise will: like as in Jim hopper?

Pinballs: that's my dads name so yeah?

Wise will: your El and my brother!!!!

Jhonothjn: Ding ddorget sbiut ne

Wise will: now that on is high.

Pinballs: wtf did he just sai?

Nace: no one knows

Baseballbithch: we got off trake but my name is Bruce

Richard: Also Mike i stole your fone and I'm here now!!

Mike'n'ike: WTF RICH??

Not eds: Oh yeah, so am I

Winter fire: I'm here too

January embers: yeah richie added all of us

Baseballbithch: RICHIE!!!!

Richard: BRUCEEEEEE!!!!

Not eds: RICHARD. TOZIER. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY BREAD.

Richard: Oops. I gtg...

Not eds: RICHIE ISTANBUL 

ISTG*

wtf autocorrect?

Mike on a bike: lolz

Stan da man:  I'm so confused right now.

B-bill: your telling me.

Border hopper: ewww Grammer

Finnderella: wtf is up with you and words?

Border hopper: it's like math 😭 it makes my dislexia be bad

Finnderella: and this is why you have an f in English

And math

And somehow science?

Border hopper: imma go jump. 🕳 🚶‍♂️ 

I'm gonna do it. ➰️

Finnderella: NOOO IM SORRY

border hopper: better be.

Wise will: wtf???

Mother.: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

Dusty bus: Sorry mom.

Mother.: ...

Dusty bus: ...

Vecna: ... (JK JK)

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12 am:

Richard: Why 

Am

Me?

Not eds: ...richie are you okay?

Richard: Nopr

Not eds: thought so.

Mike'n'Ike: Richie are you having an existential crisis

Border hopper: A what now?

Finnderella: a existential crisis

Border hopper: Gesundheit (Yes i spent like 20 minutes trying to spell that, sond attack me)

Finnderella: i thought you finally died

Border hopper:...

Finnderella: like my mother :P

Chaos gremlin: ...

Finnderella: My mother would be very disappointed rn

Baseballbithch: ...at least hes honest

Finnderella: Alr imma go (Prolly not) pass out

Border hopper: FUCKJING GO TO SLEEP

Finnderella: NO

Border hopper: YES

Finnderella: Nuh-uh, im gonna go get gummies.

Border hopper: You are random asf

Finnderella: Ik

Chaos gremlin: Can i have some?

Finnderella: No.

Chaos gremlin: open the door finney.

Finnderella: No?

Border hopper: Finney?

Border hopper: Finney its been 10 minutes

Border hopper: Why did i head a scream?

Border hopper: FINNEY??

Chaos gremlin: I got gummies.

Border hopper:...wtf griffin?

Chaos gremlin: [PicOfGummies]

Finnderella: my gummies :(

Chaos gremlin: Hehehhehe >:D

Richard: Im a duk

Richard: quak

Baseballbithch: Yall need leep

Baseballbithch: *sleep

Finnderella: "Leep" ah yes, i will just simply leep.

Baseballbithch: Stfu.

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There was a knock at the door a few minutes after Finney got home from the store, his friends were all still out with Mike and his friends. Steve was upstairs cleaning up his room after he had some friends over. "Can you get that, Finn?" He yelled from upstairs.

"Yeah, of course." Finney walked over to the door, peaking out the window before opening it, he was surprised to see his 'father' standing there. "Dad? What are you doing home?" He asked, stepping back to let T#rr@nc* in. He watched as T#rr@nc* set his bags down and turned to him.
"What? Am I not welcome in my own fucking house?" He yelled, kicking off his shoes.

"Sorry father." Finney walked up the stairs slowly, trying not to make too much noise as not to startle his father. He walked into Steves room and closed the door. "Terrance is back." He said calmly. Steves eyes widened, and he dropped the broom he was using to sweep up the floor. He looked at Finney with a look that said 'really? he's back?' and Finney nodded, looking slightly scared. Steve slowly opened the door, as to not scare Finney with the noise of the creaking. He walked downstairs and saw Terrance on the couch, already starting on his second beer.

"Hello, Terrance." Steve said, dull and unemotional, hatred lacing his words. He watched as his 'father' grabbed his beer and taking a large drink of it.
"Useless child. Couldn't even clean the house when I was gone." He muttered under his breath while walking over. "Hello, son." He said, mocking Steve as he turned on a show he had been watching. Steve clenched his fists and walked into the kitchen. He wanted to yell at his 'father' to get out after the last time his 'father' came home, but he knew that would cause more problems, and Finney didn't need to deal with Terrance's wrath.

Upstairs Finney was texting his friends.

Finnderella: Guys help
Finnderella: T#rr@nc* is home.

Chaos Gremlin: That sorry excuse for a father is back?

Finnderella: You know it!!!
Finnderella: Hopefully he leaves soon because there is a lot in my room that indicates im gay!!
Finnderella: Im trying to take it all down quietly so i dont get beaten 😜😜😜

Mike: Wtf? Finney are you okay??


Finnderella: Oh right
Finnderella: Forgot some people dont know about T#rr@nc*


Sparkles: The censoring 😭😭 i cant


Finnderella: His name is basically a curse work
Finnderella: Actually more like a slur.


Border Hopper: Do you need hlep?


Finnderella: He hasnt done anything yet, ill just update you if something happens


Border Hopper: Ok

Border Hopper: We are finshhing up here thn we will come bak.


Finnderella: Probably not a good idea as he wont like the idea of you guys here


Border Hopper: Alr, well stay out for a bit longere then and hope he leafes


Mother: Finney
Mother: Stop telling people about our trauma.


Finnderella: SIR YES SIR


Mother: and come help me make dinner, just avoid T#rr@nc*.


Finnderella: Yes sir.

Finney walked downstairs, shutting off his phone, he had changed his outfit into a large black hoodie, covering up the sharpie drawings Robin made on his skin, and some black jeans. He hurried past Terrance and into the kitchen, where Steve had already started cooking dinner, he got on an apron that was in the kitchen pantry and stood next to Steve.

"Hey, Steve." He said, grabbing a whisk to whisk together the egg yolk with the rest of the batter, he was making corn bread to have as desert after dinner.
"Hey, Finney." Steve said, not looking over, still focused on mashing up the meat for spaghetti. "When do you think Terrance will leave?" Steve asked quietly, making sure their 'father' couldn't hear them.
"I'm hoping that its soon, I don't want to be stuck here with him." Finney said, a bit too loudly, Terrance heard him but chose to ignore it, but now they were on thin ice, if they upset him too much, he wouldn't have much mercy on them.

"I think he heard you." Steve whispered, looking into the living room where their 'father' was sitting. "Be quiet when talking about him, he's already 3 beers in, we're on thin ice." Steve turned back to cooking, trying not to be too loud with mashing the meat as to not upset his 'father'.
"Sorry." Finney answered simply, still focused on stirring.

"What are you guys making." Terrance asked, getting up to grab his 4th beer, and watching them cook.

"Spaghetti and Corn Bread." Finney answered, not looking back at him.

"Well, what's taking you so fucking long! I'm hungry goddammit!" He yelled, slamming his beer on the table* 
"Sorry, Father." Finney replied stirring a bit faster, his hands shaking a bit from the loudness of his 'fathers' voice. "I think Steve is almost done."
"He fucking better be." He stated, obviously already angry.
Finney looked back down at what he was doing, trying to calm himself down so he didn't have a panic attack, he hated when people yelled, especially when they were yelling at him.

"We are almost finished. Calm the fuck down." Steve said, getting annoyed at the way his 'father' was talking.

"The fuck you just say to me?" He asked, angrily.

"You heard me. Calm down." Steve snapped, not even looking up from his food.

"Haven't I ever taught you how to respect your elders?" Terrance said, walking over to where Steve and Finney were standing.

"You taught me how to not cry when I get hit, that wasn't useful." Steve spat, putting down the masher. Terrance started grabbing at his belt...

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Finney immediately backed up, not wanting to get hurt. "Steve!" He yelled. His 'father' was raising the belt, a small smirk on his lips. His hair was almost covering his crazed eyes. He made a split-second decision, Steve delt with this enough, and moved in the way to block to blow from hitting Steve in the head. He was hit across the arm, leaving red marks in its wake, it stung like hell, he screamed out in agony. This only seemed to make his father madder. "Shut the fuck up, whiney asshole!" His father yelled, 

"Finney! Why the fuck did you do that!?" Steve said, instantly moving in front of him and bending down to help Finney, getting hit on the leg in the process, Steve winced in pain but he had to help his brother.

"It seems you boys need to be taught a lesson on respect." Terrance spat, taking a sip of his beer and raising the belt again. Steve braced for the blow, however, Terrance wouldnt stop, and Steve couldnt block all of them. Terrance continuously swung at him with his belt until Steve was on the ground. All Finney could do was watch, he knew that he would get the worst of it and was just waiting for the blows. "You sorry excuse for a child!" Terrance snapped, hitting Steve after every word. "You should have killed yourself a long time ago!" He continued, then turned to Finney. "If you didn't exist your mom would still be alive!" He yelled, grabbing his beer and finishing it before throwing it at Finney. It hit him square in the head and shattered on impact, Finney immediately stumbled backward, slipping on a peice of glass, blood was coming out of his head. He was crying and screaming that he was sorry, but Terrance didn't care. He kicked, hit, and smacked the children until Steve was out cold out and Finney wished he was.

Finney had been yelling at Steve to wake up, but he wouldn't. He had a busten lip and red markings all over himself.

After about an hour, Terrance seemed to calm down and walked over to the fridge to grab another beer, Finney used this chance to crawl away and grab his phone, he texted the group chat.

Finnderella: Yall want am ipdare

Finnderella: Soery

Finnderella: Ryping wuth blood ob the fobe is haed

Border Hopper: WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON YOUR PHONE???

Finnderella: Gueww whi hust git bearen!

Finnderella: Stebe is uncomsius and i widh i wad

Finnderella: Oh shir

Finnderella: Terrsncr is baxk

Border Hopper: NO FINN DONT LEAVE WE ARE ON OUR WAY

Finnderella: STECE IS BKEEDUNG OIT HEKP

Chaos Gremlin: SHIT GET BRUCE

Finnderella: CALL THR XOPS

Chaos Gremlin: ON IT

His dad found his room, he found the pictures. He found out about Robin. Nothing could have prepared Finney for this. He had known he was gay for a while. And that his father wouldn't support him. But his father walked around the corner holding a knife. His belt was on the counter and he was holding a poleroid of Robin which had hearts around Robin. When he found Finney, he was on his pjone, still trying to wake Steve up. Terrance was angry, he took the phone and threw it out the window as hard as he could. He flipped open the knife."I always knew you were a faggot! You fucking disgust me! I hope God sends you to hell for this! I hope you fucking burn!" His father screamed in his face.Terrance started kicking him. He got a good kick to the ribs and Finney knew something was off, he felt the crunch before a large wave of pain washed over him, Terrance didn't stop until Finney's eyes went dark and kept going even then.

Bruce was the first to show up, he got in through the unlocked door and ran to Finney, his father was still kicking at him and Bruce recognized a stab wound in his side "Get away from him!" He yelled at Terrance, trying to push him away.

"Are you another one of him! A fucking faggot! Fucking die!" Terrance yelled as he sliced the knife through Bruces upper arm, Bruce knew he couldn't give up, Finney could die if he did. So he kept fighting until he was also on the ground bleeding. Terrance was standing over him, grabbing his beer and taking the last drink of it before dropping it onto Bruce's arm.

By this time, Steve had woken up and was limping over to Finney, if they were going to die, they were going to do it together, he was then kicked in the stomach by his 'father' who was yelling at him about how he wished they were never born and how they ruined his life. Steve eventually got to Finney and laid near him.

Eventually his 'father' decided to run. He realized he had 3 children who he might have murdered and ran out the back door, he took the car and went to the bar he was well known at, when he arrived he got a few drinks, not before. threatening the kids in his house. "You tell anyone I did this and I will personally see to it that you are murdered in the worst way possible. You fucking Queers don't deserve to live." He said, right before leaving, blood still staining his clothes

Steve and Finney were propped up on the couch. Trying to stay conscious, Steve got up and limped to the door, falling in the doorway as the police yelled "Police! Open up!" Steve wanted to respond but he was so tired, the most he got out was an almost unintelligible "Help!" but it was enough for the police to break down the door, Robin and the rest of them were there, Dustin immediately ran to Steve and helped him sit up, though Steve was coughing blood, he was still alive.

The rest of the party gathered around Steve, and the others went over to Bruce and Finney, Bruce and Steve took a beating, but Finney. Finney looked dead, he wasn't moving, and they weren't even sure he was breathing. "Finney!" Robin screamed upon seeing the sight, along with Billy, Vance, and Griffin, the party went to check on them and screamed when they saw Finney. "Finney! Finney no! wake up FINNEY! PLEASE!" Robin yelled, shaking the body, he felt the pulse and was relieved to know it was still beating but he was crying and clinging onto Finney. It was a mess of blood and tears but eventually everyone got cleared out and they got sent to the hospital. 

Terrance was found publicly admitting to it while drunk and bragging about how he 'taught them a lesson' and how they'll 'never think twice about messing with me again'. The cops were called, and he was arrested for 3 charges of assault and attempted murder, 3 charges of Child abuse, and a DUI.

The last thought Finney would think before he woke up in a hospital room was about Robin, the love of his life and the nicest, sweetest, and prettiest boy he had ever known, he thought about when they met, when they became friends, and when he fell for him. It was hard thinking he would have to let go, but he accepted death as his mother did before him. That was, until he woke up.

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When Finney woke up in the hospital, he was terrified, he was hooked up to a bunch of machines and could hear someone speaking in the background. When he opened his eyes he was met with a large white room.

"Finney?" Someone said from next to him as he opened his eyes

He looked over to them and recognized Robin sitting by his bedside, puffy red face. Even then he still looked majestic in Finneys eyes.

"...Robin?" He said quietly, his voice scratchy and timid.

"Yeah, Finn, it's me." Robin said, grabbing his hand and holding it as tears fell from his eyes.

"Wha- what happened?" Finney asked, trying to focus on Robin.

"Your dad." That was all Robin had to say for Finney to remember, as soon as he did, he sat up quickly, looking around for Steve and Bruce. "Calm down Finn. They are okay." Robi. Said, seeing what was going on and rubbing his thumb across the back of Finneys hand.

"I'm gonna kill that mother fucker." Finney said, he was never 'violent' per say, but when someone fucked with his family, that's when he got murderous.(Finney is Fr me)

"I know Finn. I know. But for now you need to rest." Robin said, pushing Finney back to laying down.

"Where is Bruce." Finney asked, remembering Bruce probably had the worst injuries.

"Right past that curtain. He's asleep right now." Robin replied, pointing over to the curtain to the left of Finney. Who then started trying to get out of the bed to go see Bruce. "Finney. You can't get up."

"Why not?" Finney asked angrily

"Your ribs are broken. You will just hurt yourself more." Robin said, looking remorseful.

Finney rolled his eyes. "I'll be fine." Finney tried to stand and immediately felt a wave of pain wash over him, he yelled out in pain for a second before falling

"Finn!" Robin yelled, rushing over to help Finney back onto the bed. "I told you not to get up!"

"What's all that commotion over there?" Steve asked, opening the right curtain.

"Steve!" Finney yelled apon seeing him.

"Hey, Finney. How are you doing?" Steve asked, changing the chanel on the TV.

"Horrible. How about you?"

Steve lifted his blanked to reveal a broken leg, broken rib, and stab wounds. "Not well."

"Holy shit, Steve are you okay?!" Finney said after seeing the injuries Steve had sustained from their 'father'.

"I'm alright. Doctors say I'm healing well." Steve laughed.

"Alright. Have you seen Bruce yet?" Finney asked, wondering what Bruce looked like.

"Yeah. He's got it pretty bad. Almost died." Steve said, his expression immediately going serious.

"That fucking peice of shit." Finney said before Robin grabbed his hand to calm him down.

Steve stared at Robin with squinted eyes. "Hurt my brother, I hurt you. Got it?" He said to Robin.

Finney blushed and looked away. "Shut up, Steve!" He covered his face with his free hand.

"Got it." Robin replied, smiling at Finney. He knew exactly what he was doing. He gestured for Finney to move over so he could lay with him, and Finney complied.

"No funny business." Steve said, closing the curtain again.

"Steve!" Finney yelled, turning bright red. About an hour later, Griffin, Vance, Gwen, and Billy came to visit, along with Will and Mike, who came to visit Steve.

"Hey guys!" Finney said excitedly when he saw them. Gwen immediately ran over to him and hugged him "Watch out for the rib!" Finney said, pulling her onto the bed.

Griffin and Vance went to visit Bruce. He had woken up and was talking to them when the nurse came in with a wheel chair. "Mr. Blake. Your wheelchair is here so you may move around." The nurse said, rolling it up to his bedside. "Since your injuries do not consist of broken limbs, you should be good to roll around freely (I know that's not how it works, I just want him to move)" 

"Thank you ma'am." Finney said, transferring himself into the wheelchair and forcing Gwen to push him over to Bruce.

"Holy shit Bruce." Finney said upon seeing the wounds Bruce had gotten from Terrance. He had a broken arm, with skin sliced off from the knife, he had multiple other stab wounds from Terrance, a broken leg, and a black eye. "Are you alright?!"

"Nope." Bruce said. Drinking some water from his water bottle.

"He really got you good." Finney said, surprised Bruce had even survived.

"Yeah. But I'm strong so I made it." He said, showing off his muscle on his non broken arm.

Finney laughed and rolled himself back to His bed, laying with Robin again, holding his hand.

"Thank you for being here Robin." He smiled, leaning on Robin's shoulder.

"Always." Robin replied.

Finney felt happy. Even with what went on, Robin still had his way of making Finney feel the fluttery feeling he always did. He smiled and rested, hoping without his dad there, things would finally be better. As long as he had his friends and siblings, he would be happy with whatever was thrown his way. "Here's to hoping for better days." Finney said, raising their interlocked hands up before dozing off to the sound of the machines beeping, knowing everyone was alive was enough for him.

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Finney woke up the next day very tired, he didn't want to be up but the nurse told him that something important was happening

"The fuck is going on?" Finney said, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Alice- sorry- Mrs showalter?"

"Oh! Your awake!" Alice walked over calmly "Me and Billy have a question to ask you."

"Yes?" Finney looked back and forth between the two before Billy finally spoke up.

"Will you be my brother?" Billy asked, not being able to look at Finney

"Wh- Say that again?" Finney said, not fully knowing if he heard that correctly.

"We want to adopt you." Alice said when Billy was too scared to.

"What? Why?" Finney asked, looking between the two. "What about Gwen and Steve?" Finney asked, this time looking slightly scared.

"They have already said yes and are currently going through the paperwork." Alice hummed happily. "What do you say?"

"Uh... yes. Yes please!" Finney said a bit louder as everything sunk in.

"Perfect!" Alice said

"Thank you, Mrs Showalter." Finney said with tears in his eyes.

"Please. Call me mom." Alice smiled, grabbing Finney's hand.

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Finnderella: Guess whos starting school today!!!

Baseballbithch: IS 4 in th morning???

Finnderella: I know.

Baseballbithch: go to sleep?????

Finnderella: no

Baseballbithch: why????

Finnderella: im high :p

Baseballbithch:...

Baseballbithch: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET WEED AT 4 AM???

Finnderella: Billy

Baseballbithch: @Sparkles

Baseballbithch: @Sparkles

Baseballbithch: @Sparkles

Sparkles: WHAT

Sparkles: I WAS SLEEPING

Baseballbithch: DID YOU GIVE HIM WEED??????

Sparkles: yeah? We live together now??

Baseballbithch: it is too early for this.

Finnderella: My dear friend, shall you explain this peculiar situation that thou has ended up in? 

Baseballbithch: Im sorry?

Finnderella: By the saints! What sorcery is this? I am utterly confounded by the peculiarity of this situation! 

Baseballbithch: I AM AO CONDUSED

Finderella: Dear friend, pray tell, what manner of confusion hath befallen us? By the stars above, I am confounded beyond measure. 

Baseballbithch: BILLY HELP

Sparkles: I CANT HELP YOU

Finnderella: Until we meet again, I bid thee adieu, and trust that our discourse shall resume anon. 

Sparkles: FJNNEY STOP IT IM SCARED WHAT IS THAT NOISE

Finnderella: Salutations, and greetings my dear fellow homosapians, I am jere to inform you once more that i have a sexual attraction towards the same gender. 

Baseballbithch: I need to sleep. I think im hallucinating.

Finnderella: Brucey Wuceyyyyy

Baseballbithch: Im gonna jump off a cliff

Finnderella: Why?

Baseballbithch: ???

Finnderella: Just why?

Baseballbithch: im going to bed. Goodnight.

Finnderella: goodnifjt brucey wiceyyyyy

Baseballbithch: ➰️🧍‍♂️

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Finnderella: Why does school even exist.

Baseballbithch: Did you finally calm down??

Finnderella: This teacger

Finnderella: Help me.

Baseballbithch: Not after yesterday

Border hopper: Soooo

Border hopper: Finneys back :3

Pinnballs: I know.

Pinnballs: We all know.

Border hopper: Shushhhhhhhh

Sparkles: Finney is insane I'm not ecen kinnung

Border hopper: Wdym??

Sparkles: His friends are too

Sparkles: Except griffin

Sparkles: Hes cute

Sparkles: *Cool

Pinnballs: Stay the fuxk away from my brother billothy.

Sparkles: Hmmmmmm

Sparkles: No

Pinnballs: I know where you live,

Sparkles: You do??

Pinnballs: IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE MULTIPLE TIMES?????

Sparkles: Oh

Sparkles: Rightg

Border Hopper: Billy, can I date your brother?

Sparkles: WHAT??????

Border Hopper: Did I stutter?

Sparkles: NO????

Border Hopper: Why nottttt

Sparkles: THATS MY BROTHER????

Border Hopper: But pleaseeeerereeee

Sparkles: NO??

Sparkles: Onlyy if Vance letws mme date griddein

Pinnballs: You need better grammer.

Mike'n'ike: Steve

Mike n Ike: How are you doing?

Momma Steve: The byers wanna adopt me

Mike n Ike: so you'll be my futer brother in law?

Leggo my eggo: Awwww

Mike n Ike: Yup. I was talking about El. yes I was. mhm

Leggo my eggo: I know your secret Mike.

Mike n Ike: SINCE WHEN?? 

Mike n Ike: WHO TOLD YOU???

Leggo my eggo: Max told me

Mike n Ike: Well now you know. great.

Wise will: What is going on?

Mike n Ike: NOTHING :D

Wise will: Okay..?

Not Maxine: hehhehehehhehe

Not Maxine: I know what you are Mike.

Mike N Ike: NOPE.

"Mike N Ike" muted "Not Maxine" for 412002 hours

Wise will: 47 YEARS?????

Mike N Ike: She will never talk here again.

Momma Steve: I also know the secret.

"Mike N Ike" muted "Momma Steve" for 964260 hours

Wise will: THATS A HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS???

Dusty Bus: WHAT IS THIKS SECREC IM SO CONFUSED???

Mike N Ike: I will mute you too.

Wise Will: Me?

Mike N Ike: No

Mike N Ike: Id never mute you?

Leggo my eggo: Hah gay

"Mike N Ike" muted "Leggo my eggo" for 999324 hours

Wise will: 114 YEARS??? SHES GONNA BE DEAD BY THEN

Lucas: Am I one of the only people left?

Dusty Bus: Im here

Jhonothjn: Ib hwre too

Nace: So am i

Robin Da Bank: I think I'm the last one

Mike N Ike: Say. Nothing.

Wise will: Am I the only one confused?

Mike N Ike: No, your not. Right guys?

Mikes ranting chat

Mike N Ike: SAY YOUR CONFUSED. NOW.

Robby: OKAY OKAY

Stevey: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY AM I MUTED FOR 100 YEARS IN THE CHAT???

Robin Da Bank: Im also confused

Nace: me too!

Jhonothjn: Nw roo

Lucas: Uh huh!

Dusty bus: Yup!

Wise will: Okay...???

Mike N Ike: See?

Mike N Ike: No one knows what's happening

Mike N Ike: Because nothing is happening :)

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Border hopper: Vance

Border hopper: why are you crying and blasting love songs?

Pinballs: Im not.

Border hopper: you are sirting at your window. I live next foer

Pinballs: oh shut up

Border hopper: you neef to talk to someone?

Pimballs: NO. I'm fine.

Border hopper: those tears don't look fine.

Pinballs: Shut up.

Donny and V

V: Donna

V: Help

Donny: What is it vance

Donny: im truing to sleep

V: I think im gay

Donny: I have known this?

V: like, nit bisexual anymore

Donny: im omw.

V: ok

Donny added [5] people to the chat

Donny renamed the chat to "V"

Donny: Which one of you fuckers is Bruce?

Baseballbithch: That would be me.

Donny kicked Baseballbithch 

Finnderella: What was that for???

Donny: You'll see

Donny: [vidofvancesayinghelikesbruceandnotgirls]

Finney: Oh shit

Chaos Gremlin: What did that bitch do to my brother.

Donny: He didn't do shit, Vance just can't handle it, he's been bi for as long as he's known himself and doesn't handle change well.

Chaos Gremling: He made out with a girl yesterday tho?

Donny: and he felt nothing.

Chaos Gremlin: and how does he know he likes kissing Bruce?

Donny: I know you aren't that dumb Griffin

Chaos gremlin: Great. My brother and best friend.

Finnderella: HEU

Chaos Gremlin: My point still stands.

Donny:pfft

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Mike woke up to Griffin standing in the corner of his room. "Am I hallucinating?" He rubbed his eyes, yawning, but no. Griffin was still there. "What are you doing in my house?" He asked confused 

"Richie let me in."

"Of course he did. What do you want?"

"Join my cult."

"No?" Mike said, confused and kinda concerned, to which Griffin pulled out his phone and showed Mike a text of him saying he likes Will.

"Join. My. Cult." Griffin says, staring Mike down.

Mike went wide eyed and tried to snatch Griffins phone away(A/N: I just imagine him falling out of bed trying to grab it lol) "Blackmail won't work on me."

"Really?" Griffins finger hovered over the send button to send the picture to Will.

"FINE! I'll join! Just don't send it!" Mike said, having no other option.

"Yay!" Griffin said happily, skipping out the door.

"What did I just get myself into?" Mike mumbled to himself, going back to sleep.

Griffin added Griffin to the chat

Griffin unmuted 3 person(s)

Griffin: join my cult.

Mike: HOW in the mother loving he'll did you do that?

Griffin: how are you awake. You just went to bed

Mike: answer the question Griffin

Griffin: I will press send.

Mike: PLEASE DONT

Griffin: :3

Not Maxine: WHAT is happening?

Griffin: Blackmail

Not Maxing: oh I have a lot of that

Griffin: ive got blackmail on all of you. Now join my cult or I'll leak it.

Not maxine: joining!

Leggo My Eggo: I didnt do anything 

Griffin: OH right. I have no blackmail on you el

Robbin da bank: Please tell me you dont have any on me?

Griffin: oh

Griffin: I do

Momma steve: please

Momma steve: I have nothing to hide!

Griffin: surereeeeeeee

Robbin da bank: oh steve

Robbin da bank: you poor poor soul

Momma steve: am I missing something?

Robbin da bank: nope

Momma steve: then why?

Robbin da bank: Rings.

Momma steve: OKAY IN MY DEFENCR

Griffin muted steve for 1 hour

Griffin: He has no defense

Griffin: he just really likes rings

Griffin: a specific males rings

Griffin: and still doesn't realize why he thinks that male is pretty

Robbin da bank: I have tried to explain it

Robbin da bank: he just said he's straight.

Wise will: so we have no straight people left here?!

Mike n ike: YOU ARENT STRAIGHT?

Wise will: NO?

Mike n ike: SINCE WHEN??

Wise will: SINCE ALWAYS?

Wise will: I THOUVHT YOUBKNEW??

Mike n ike: I DIDNT

zeise will: I SEE THAT NOW

Lucas: im straight

Dustybus: smwe here

Jhonothjn: me twoopppo

Wise will: oh right

Wise will: I forgot

Lucas: gow did you forget?????

Wise will: I was focused on Mike

Wise will: FIGHTING with mike

Robbin da bank: nice save!

Wise will; what save?

Not Maxine: lol

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Robbin da Bank to will

Robbin da Bank: that save sucked

Will: He doesnt like me!

Robbin da Bank: Uh huh...

Robbin da Bank: Sure.

Will: stfu

Robbin da Bank: Never

Mike n Ike to Momma steve

Mike n Ike: Wgat do I do when I like men?

Momma steve: ...

Momma steve: Now why tf would you ask me?

Mike n Ike: You know wht

Momma steve: ???

Momma steve: No?

Momma steve: I don't?

Mike n Ike: Dont play dumb

Momma steve: Im not??????

Mike n Ike: Steve.

Momma steve: Yes??

Momma steve: m fine with you being gay and shit but like?

Momma steve: Im not?

Mike n Ike: I hate to break it to you but

Mike n Ike: No straight person looks at a mans ass like that

Mike n Ike: I would knoiw

Mike n Ike: Have you SEEN will in those short shorts?

Momma steve:...ew

Momma steve: Im an adult

Momma steve: That is a child.

Mike n Ike: Oh right

Mike n Ike: Yeah that would be... bad

Mike n Ike: Hes mine anyways

Momma steve: thevb ask him out?

Mike n Ike: Niooooooo

Mike n Ike: He doesn't like me like thattttt

Momma Steve: And I'm sick of this shit

Momma Steve: either you tell him or I do

Mike n Ike: ILL TELL HIM

Momma steve: today.

Mike n Ike: NOOOO

Momma steve: I will tell him

Mike n Ike: FINE

Mike n Ike: ILL TELL HIM

Mike to Will

Mike: Wanna go to the park with me?

Will: Sure, anyone else gonna come?

Mike: Nope, just us.

Will: Okay!

 When Mike got to the park, Will was waiting for him. He swayed back and forth, back and forth, the swing rocking Will on the balls of his feet. He turned to Mike as he approached, a smile on his face. That lovely, pretty, warm smile that Mike loved so much. He tried his best to smile back.

"Hi!" Will said, releasing the chains to wave at him.

"Hi54bhju" Mike replied (A/N: this was not an accident)

"Are... Are you okay?" Will asked, looking deeply concerned.

"I- yeah. Yeah, I'm fine," Mike replied, rubbing the back of his neck uncomfortably. He took a deep breath and seated himself on the swing next to Will. 

They swung in silence for a minute. Will looked up at the gray clouds rolling across the sky, warning of an incoming storm. Mike just looked at Will.

"I... I wanted to talk to you about something..." Mike said softly. Will tilted his head curiously.

"Yeah? What is it?"

"I- you don't have to say it back. Actually, I don't expect you to say it back at all. And I really just wanted you to hear this from me instead of Steve, but I don't know how to tell you this, and- I'm going to shut up now."

"... You still haven't told me."

"Oh. Right. Yeah. I- um- I like you. A lot."

"... That's it?"

"Yeah...."

"Wow," Will said with wide eyes. "Okay. Wow."

"Good wow or bad wow?"

"Uh... wow wow?" Will said, not looking away from his shoes.

Mike just laughed nervously.

"I.. I like you too? Like- like a lot. Like I've liked you since 3rd grade." Will confessed.

Mike stood up and walked in circles. "Are- are you joking, because you better not be fucking with me I cant handle that right now. I- I've liked you since 1st grade! You are the prettiest boy I've ever seen and- and I really like your eyes and even your fucking bowl cut is so fucking cute and you're so sweet and kind and-" Mike rambled on and on about Will while Will sat in silence with a small smile on his face. He had never thought he would ever hear those words from anyone, let alone Mike. Mike was known for not being the 'affectionate' type, he never really talked or rambled like this unless there was an emergency, and this was no emergency.

"Mike." Will finally said, trying to get Mike to stop rambling on about him, of course, Mike was so caught up he didn't hear Will. "Mike?" Will said again. When Mike kept talking, Will stood up and walked over to Mike.

Mike went quiet, just staring at Will. Will, of course, did the same thing he always did when standing this close to Mike, his eyes flitted down to Mikes lips before meeting Mike's gaze once again. Mike did the same, and without any words knew what was about to happen, they just didn't know who would move first.

Mike did. Will was too shy to do something like that, so Mike grabbed Will's hand and put his free hand onto Will's cheek, watching Will to make sure it was okay. Mike then moved closer, before finally meeting Will's lips. Mike had hoped for this day for so long that his brain almost short-circuited when it happened. Now, Mike knew how to kiss, he used to date El, and Will did not, but to Mike, it was like his first time kissing all over again, the feeling of Wills lips on his made the butterflies in his stomach explode. He was blushing and Will had his arms loosely hanging around Mikes neck.

They pulled away after a minute, though that minute felt like a lifetime, they stayed close to each other, not wanting to leave the serenity of this moment. This moment, the one that they thought would only exist in their wildest dreams. They were at the swing set they first met at, the one that changed the course of their lives forever. Mike smiled goofily, pulling Will into a hug. He was so happy he could just scream.

"Will. Will you be my boyfriend?" He said quietly. pulling back to stare at Will.

"Mike. You know the answer." Will laughed.

"Yeah, but like, officially?"

"Yes, Mike. I would love to be your boyfriend."

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Mike N Ike: Im a taken man mothe fuckera

Wise Will: Learn to type love

Mike N Ike: </3

Momma steve: Oh God why did I encouruge this

Momma steve: Yall aew gonna be the death of me

Cat and the hat: What does one do when they knock out a teacher?

Green eggs and ham: IM SORRY??

Cat and the hat: Specifically the priciple

Green Eggs and Ham: Ziggy.

Green Eggs and Ham: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

Cat and the hat: She was being a bitch

Green Eggs and Ham: Oh god where is your sister

Sam I Am: Im right here. ZIFFY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Sam I Am: ARW TOU TRYING TO GET EXPELLED

Cat and the hat: Calm down cindy

Sam I Am: NO??? YOU ARE GONNA GET EDPELLES

Cat and the hat: She has no memory of it its fine

Sam I Am: YOU GAVE HER AMNESIA???

Cat and the hat: Maybe just a lil bit

Sparkles: Why did I just see someone knock the principle out cold?

Polar Ecliple: HELP?

Sparkles: I GOT IT ON CAMERA [Insert video of Ziggy knocking out the principle]

Polar Ecliple: 1srt HOLY SHIT 2nd WHO TF HANGED MT NAME???

The gulf of Mexico: Yeah I have absolutely no idea

The gulf of Mexico: HELLO???: 

Sparkles: Wasnt me....

Vascularization: Billy istg

Vascularization: BILLY

Vascularization: YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN

Sparkles: Sorry...?

Baby Child Little One: Billy if my name is something stupid

Baby Child Little One: BILLT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOORS.

Babu Child Little One: I WILL INVERT YOUR LUNGS.

Sparkles: BRUCE HELP

Brontosaurus: I better not be a fucking dinosaur.

Brontosaurus: Yeah I'm not helpiung you

Sparkles: PLEASE. 

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Chloroform: Not the leftover Thanksgiving turkey flavored condom

Robber": he needs to stop stealing my oxygen

A tiny gay: THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOUR UNWANTED INFANTS

Donna: Committed genocide and got a slap on the wrist and a girlfriend

Brucey wucey: people these days would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK

Nancee: Chat is a courtroom. Steve is the bailiff/judge, Children are the criminals, and lesbians are witnesses who keep committing perjury

Gwenathon: I'm ejecting this uterus and trading it with a transwoman I stg

Chaotic little shit: SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND IS FUCKIN BALLIN ON THE SITE COURTYARD

Finley: HES GOING FOR IT AND OH MY GOD IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS [REDACTED]

Pennecilin: Time to bang some bitches and kill their kids

Finncent Vann Gogh: I've seen you in chat more times than i've seen my mother

Robbed bank: 🎶🎶🎶white womaaaaaan 🎶🎶🎶🎶 a white womans instagram 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Bilothy: im sexually attracted to car exhaust

Glitter gay: a'e yew fock een kid'in meh

Finnish line: I microwaved my therapist

Finney The Pooh: *Licks the ground*

Pebble: would happily contract your thanks-giving mixed with the crisp air of fall tasting rabies

Vesicular Cancer: 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007 come visit me guys

Powerpuff girl: I eat my cereal with orange ge juice because it tastes better

Finnicorn: Gods of egypt more like gods of capitalism

MOTHER: throwback to when my prof said "If you guys were my doctors I think I'd rather just die" :skull:

Finnmint: The T in LGBT stands for Turkish

Spanish Mf: I'm not illiterate I'm just dyslexic :bork:

Cringe: h-hello daddy! i-i mean sir... *looks at you cutely and get flung across the room when you blink because of my small and petite statute*

Pluto: Hah, my kitten~ you're too eager. *sends you to Brazil huskily*

Finnland: get ready to be octogoned

Gwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: why do you need a misogynistic chip dip

AlFinn the chipmunk: we have vanquished grandmother

Mufinn: no.. No! you cant do this to me!! BLAAAAAAAARB

Feen: bowling pin car

MAH MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD: someone in florida left their milkshake outside and brought all the hurricanes to the yard

Doom: I just got killed by catboytwink in fortnite with a chainsaw I'm gonna go start shaking and crying

I fight for fun!: bitch ur girlfriend waldo 😭 go find her

Hat: *eyes pin in sadness* im not a hat...

Billy willy: I'll make you soggy in a minute

Rob: Name: Mexican walking fish - Can't walk terrestrially - Isn't even a fish, just Mexican

Branch: my jaw has hurt all day and i don't even have any boytoys

Tree: are you a black friday deal cuz I'm pretty sure I can get you 100% off :ha:

IFinn 13: im gonna impregnate a fictional man at the next minor inconceivable incident and im not sure if it'll be a twink or a motorcycle man

Smol: I want to wear Bruce as a hat, I will look like Snape but nevilles boggart

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Beep: Yo

Boop: im sorry

Boop: BILLY ISTG

Bop: Sorry?

Boop: Im gonna fucking kill you

Boop: anyways

Boop: Yall see that girl that pushed Mr Reed down the starirs?

Bop: OH YEAH FHAT WHAD SO FUNNY

Beep: oh hod I hate Mr Reed

Beep: im in his class rn

Bop: ikr like, we get it, your wife divorced you, I would too

Beep: fr he just got mad at a student for crocheting in class?

Beep: the obviously autistic trans kid

Boop: crocheting? PFFT

Beep: OH SHIT HE STARTED COOKING MR REED

Boop: RECORD IT

Beep: (insert video of the author of this chatfic going off on a teacher who was targeting him)

Boop: OH SHIT HE JUST SAID THAT??

Beep: HE ALSO SAID THAT EVEN HIS HAIR LINE WAS RECEADING, AND SOMEONE RESPONDED WITH "I would too"

Boop: HELP???

Beep: honestly the way the only thing that loves him is his fucking tractor?

Boop: I hope it gets totalled

Beep: dude this kid is cool

Boop: ask for his number, I wanna meet him.

Beep: on it

Beep: shit Mr Reed caught Mr

Beep: HES MAKING ME READ OUR TEXTS FML

Robin walked up to the front and started reading it off, getting laughs here and there until they started roasting Mr Reed

"Honestly, I wish that bull killed him" Robin recited nervously, moving on to the next insults before getting to the part about the kid.

Everyone was laughing, everyone but mr reed.

"Robin Arellano. Principals office. Now." Mr Reed said woth a stern expression. 

"I think im good." *Robin ignored him and went to ask for the kids number*

Beep: sooooo

Beep: im in the principals

Boop: Lol

Beep: I got the kids number tho

Boop: oo creat a new chat

Robin arellano created a chat

Robin arellan added 6 person(s) to the chat

(Unknown number): what I'd this?

(Unknown Number): if this autocorrect was human I would invert it's insides.

Vance hopper: I like him already

(Unknown Number) has changed their name to Finnegan

Finnegan Blake: BRO

Finnegan Blake: TWINS?

Finnegan: YOOOOO

Vance Hopper: I take it back

Vance Hopper: I hate him

Finnegan: oh shit Vance hopper? You almost killed my brother

Vance Hopper: did i?

Finnegan: its fine, the little misogynistic bitcj deserved it

Vance Hopper: STOP MAKING ME XHANG MY MIND ABOUT YOU

Bruce: Yall. We are in class. Stop fucking texting or i will rearrange your spine.

Finnegan Blake: Sorry boo 😘😘😘😘

Bruce Yamada: ITS fine Honey Bunch 😘😘😘😘

Finnegan: imma ignore that for now.

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Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: can yall stop making fun of my hight

not Tall not small not medium: oh hell no, your shorter than GRIFFIN

Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: IM 4 11 ITS NOT THAT SHORT!

Slightly taller short one: and im 5 2.

Tall bitch: 6'2

Tall gay: 6'3 lol

Medium gay: 5'7

Medium to Tall gay: 5 11

Not small not Tall not medium: 6'0

Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: shit I am short

Medium to Tall gay: LOSER

Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: im gonna murder you.

Not small not Tall not medium: yall, the ground is shaking.

The ground was indeed shaking a lot. And Fern (to differentiate from Finney) was in an old building. An old museum to be direct. A very crowded one. He ran to the exit but it was filled with people.

No one knew what was going on and was trying to leave but the guards were telling them to "just stay calm" and that "it's better to stay inside" that was until the roof collapsed.

Once it happened a moment of clarity hit fern. He wasn't making it out of here. So be went on his phone to say his goodbyes as the rubble crashed through the building with a large crash

Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: im not making it out of here guys.

Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: I live yall, though I've known you only a month you were the best friends I could ask for

Tall bitch: what do you mean

Talk bitch: FERN.

Stort short shorty miniature tiny person: goodbye yall.

 Fern had sent the last text and when he looked up he saw it. Hanging by a thread above him, he knew it was useless to run so he watched as the thin wire creaked as it struggled to hold the weight of the rubble. Ferns phone was going off in his pocket. He sent his final goodbyes to everyone he knew. Now all he was waiting for was the sickening snap of the wire.

The snap came before he felt it, he felt the weight if it before having time register what was happening, and before he could, he was dead.

After the earthquake stopped the others rushed over to the museum. The first thing they saw was Ferns lifeless body sitting under a very large thing of rubble. Finney was the first to see Fern. And he screamed when he did. He formed a close bond to Fern, as Fern had been abused just as he did. It hit Finney the worst. He dropped to his knees and cried. Griffin was next closest, sharing their interests in reptiles and other things he sat with finney and cried as well. The others shed some tears, but not as much as those two.

Finney hasn't eaten in days. He can't bring himself to get out of bed. Everyone is worried.

Billy walked into the room with a glass of water and sat next to finneys bed. "You okay?" He asked.

Billy knew the answer. Trauma bonding is one of the deepest there is. But having someone you trauma bonded die is worse.

Finney just shook his head, and Billy couldn't blame him.

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Prince: I havent seen finn in awhile

Royal guard: He's not doing to well ever since fern.

Price: can i come over?

Royal guard: yeah

Robin arrived within 10 minutes, maybe breaking a few traffic laws but who cares.

Finney was sitting in his bed. Where he'd been for about a week. He would barely eat or talk to anyone.

Robin walked in and sat on his bed. "You okay finn?" Finney didnt answer. "Right. Dumb question. Uhm. What do you want me to do?" Finney just looked confused. "Do you want me to stay? Or leave? Do you want me to talk to you? Or just hold you?"

"Hold." Is all Finney said, and Robin did. He held Finney while he cried, and when he fell asleep.

When Finney woke up he was crying. He had a nightmare about fern again. They happened every night. But Robin was still there. He was still comforting him. He talked him through a panic attack before Finney fell asleep again.

School was canceled for another day before starting up again. But in greif there is 5 stages. As we all know. Denial. Finney had already gone through that when he got to the scene. He tried to pull fern out of the rubble. Continuously yelling "Please" until the paramedics said otherwise.

Second on the list was anger. Finney had gone through this too. He took it out on everyone, and even tried to hit Billy once.

Third was bargaining, he kept talking to himself as if fern was still there. Eventually Mrs Showalter brought him to a phycologist and he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. He'd always had it it just hadn't been this bad since he lived with his father. His father never took him in because he didn't care. Though, Finney only had auditory hallucinations. Still not great but Mrs Showalter said it's better than visual.

And fourth. The one Finney was in right now. Depression. He hadn't left his room in a week abd wouldn't speak more than a few words. And,with school coming back it's gonna be harder for him to move through it.

And last, but definitely not least. Acceptance. The place everyone was trying to get Finney to.

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School just started up again and Finney actually went to school, but he wouldn't speak to anyone. He just looked tired. 

"Finney? You doing okay?" Bruce asked, concerned at lunch after Finney wouldn't talk in the morning.

Finney just nodded. He seemed to be at depression according to bruce. He seemed to be getting very close to acceptance though.

The day after thar Finney actually talked, a lot actually. Whenever anyone would ask if he was okay he replied with "Fern wouldn't want me to be sad."

No one questioned him because they were happy he was back to talking.

The bell had just rang, signaling school was out.

Chaos Gremlin: 2:15:

Motherless: WHATUP BITCHESSS

Baseballbithch: was not expecting that to start off my

What would you call this

Afternoon?

Pinballs: Good question actually

Motherless: BACK on topic

Baseballbithch: WHAT TOPIC?

Motherless: yall know that feeling when you want to intensely run into a wall and see if you can phase through?

Baseballbithch: NO??.

Chaos Gremlin: Yeah

Border hopper: Sorry what???

Motherless: yknow

Motherless: running directly into walls

Border hopper: you need therapy

Motherless: I microwaved my therapist

Baseballbithch: IM SORRY WHAT????

Motherless: She said my dad couldn't have been that bad

Motherless: so I microwaved her

Sparkles: HOW???

Motherless:  I put her in the microwave and pressed start?

Sparkles: NO HOW DID YOU FIT HER IN THE MICROWAVE???

Motherless: Remember that song that goes "dont ask questions,.you don't wanna kmow" think of that.

Chaos Gremlin: Wow

Chaos Gremlin: Im so proud

Baseballbithch: am I the only nom insane one here?

DON: Nope. I'm here.

Pinballs: DONNA HOW DID YOU FET HER

I WENT THROUGH THE HISTORY AND NO ONE ADDED YOU

DON: 🤷‍♀️

Sparkles: NAH she using the mom emojis

DON: What's wrong with my emojis?

Sparkles: it hurts my little gay hart

DON: Its "Heart".

"Sparkles" changed "DON"'s name to "Mom Friend"

Sparkles: we need new names

Borderhopper: agreed

"Motherless" changed "Sparkles" name to "Gay Hart"

"Gay hart" changed "Motherless" name to "Gay Hater

Gay Hater: IM LITERALLY GAY

"Gay Hater" changed "Border Hopper" name to "🥑"

"Gay Hater" changed "Baseballbithch" name to "Die Alone"

"Gay Hater" changed "Chaos Gremlin" name to "Guilty"

"Gay Hater" changed "Pinballs" name to "You ain't straight"

Gay Hater: hah

Losers

You ain't straight: Why is griffins just guilty?

Gay Hater: Because whatever crime was committed, he's guilty

🥑: I like mine

Im an avocado

Gay Hater: :)

Guilty: Simp.

Guilty deleted one message

🥑: huh

Guilty: THATS nice!

Gay Hater: I know where you live griffin

Guilty: as do I Finney

🥑: WHAT IS GOING ON?

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Bev was walking though the hall normally, as one does. But as she walked down the stairs to her next class, a chicken leg smacked her in the head, causing her to slip down the stairs.

"Alright! What the fuck?" She yelled, finding the untouched chicken leg, that was before someone simply stepped over her, laughing, the girls red hair swinging around her shoulders as she shook her head.

Bev stood up, following after the other. "What is your problem?" She asked, turning the other around to look at her.

The girl looked unphased. She didnt even care. "You were in my way."

"Thats not an excuse to throw a chicken leg at me!" Bev exclaimed.

"It was funny." The other girl shrugged.

"Who even are you?"

"Ziggy. Ziggy Berman. Nice to meat you." The girl, Ziggy, laughed.

"Ugh." Bev groaned, walking away as the bell rang for class. This had made her late.

Bread -- Raison

Bread: someone just threw a chicken wing at mr

Raison: im sorry???

Raison: they what????

Bread: IKR???

Raison: someone wr know?

Bread: THATS THE INTERESTING PART. WE DONT KNOW THEM.

Raison: then why

Bread: IDK

Raison: also why not just come here we have class together

Bread: tardy sweep

Bread: the bitch made me laye

Raison: oof

Bread: stfu

Bread: no fr

Bread: Mr Murphy don't play when it comes to phones

Raison: got it

Raison: by

Bread: bye trashmouth

In detention a few days later, Bev had the unfortunate chance to run into Ziggy, who seemed unbothered by the fact she was in detention. To be fair, Bev wasn't bothered either.

"Hey." Bev said, sitting in the only open chair. Tardy sweeps really filled the detention room up.

Ziggy didnt answer. She was just listening to music with her legs on the desk. She wasn't here for detention, she tried to set the school on fire but got caught.

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Griff: VANCE GOT IN A FIGHT

Baseballbitch: I thought he was done fighting

Griff: APERENTLY NOT

Motherless: Oof.

Motherless: it's bad

Baseballbithch-Motherless

Baseballbithch: Wait but why is Vance kinda...

Motherless: NO

Motherless: NOPE

Motherless: NOT AGAIN

Baseballbithch: have you seen him???

Motherless: Yes

Motherless: I have

Baseballbithch: 😍😍😍😍

Motherless: when did you turn into billy

Baseballbithch: act like you arent like that with robin

Motherless: im not THAT bad

Baseballbithch: screenshot7895.jpeg

Motherless:...

Motherless: buy like

Motherless: hes hot

Baseballbithch: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Motherless: your hanging around with billy too often

Basrballbithch: hes taught me new ways

Motherless: 🤦‍♀️

Baseballbithch: whu are you a woman

Motherless: im done with this conversation

Motherless: HELP ME

Motherlesd: BRUCE IS BEING

Motherless: *gasp*

Motherless: UNSERIOUS

Birdy: ARE YOU SERIOUD????

Birdy: CALL THE DOGCTOR

Paperhoe: hehehhehhehehe

Baseballbithch: BILLYS FAULT

Paperhoe: NUH UH

Baseballbithch: YUH HUH

Paperhoe: NUH UH

Motherless: oh here we go avain

Baseballbithch: YUG HUH

Birdy: Aviab?

Motherless: Again

Paperhoe: NUH UH

Birdy: ohhhhh

Baseballbithch: YUH HUH

Paperhoe: NUH UU

Baseballbithch: YUH HUH

Birdy: so hows your day

Paperhoe: NUH UH

Motherless: Tiring

Baseballbjthch: YUH HUH

Birdy: Tire?

Motherless: ffs

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It was September 20th. The day of homecoming. The most special day of the year as freshmen. Everyone was getting ready for the day, except for griffin, who had forgotten and was sleeping. Finney, Bruce and Robin were already ready. They still had another 4 hours, but they got ready early.

5:27

”GRIFFIN!” Vance yelled from the living room. But griffin is a deep sleeper, so he didn’t wake up.

”Griffin, I swear to everything that’s holy.” Vance barged into griffins bedroom, to find him sleeping. So he did he logical thing… and poured water on him. Griffin woke up immediately. He fell out of bed and rolled onto the floor with a thud.

”VANCE! WHAT THE FUCK???” He yelled angrily, wiping the water off of his face.

”DID YOU PUT MY SUIT IN WITH THE COLORS?!” Vance yelled back.

“I DONT KNOW??” He said, confused until Vance pulled out his white suit, well, it used to be. Griffin couldn’t help but stifle a laugh. It was hot pink, and Vance didn’t have a backup. “Oh.” He said, holding back the laugh that persisted past his lips.

“Is that all you have to say to this! I have to wear this to my first homecoming!”

”I didn’t mean to!” Griffin said defensively, but they were interrupted by a knock at the door. Vance left to open it while Griffin got up and went to take a shower.

5:46

Vance opened the doors and was met by 3 of his friends, who all let themselves in, talking amongst themselves. “Sure. Just walk past me. Go ahead.” Vance said sarcastically, Which everyone didn’t hear anyways.

As Vance shut the door behind them with a dramatic sigh, Finney turned around mid-conversation and finally noticed the suit.

“Whoa, Vance. That’s… bold,” he said, his eyebrows raised.

Bruce burst out laughing. “Is that hot pink? Like, flamingo-level pink?”

Robin tilted his head. “Honestly? You could pull it off. You’ll be the most… memorable guy there.”

Vance groaned, holding the suit up like it was radioactive. “Memorable isn’t the goal! Not like this! I look like a Pepto-Bismol commercial!”

Griffin emerged from the hallway, damp towel around his neck, still laughing. “You could own it, man. Go full Barbiecore. Add some glitter. Maybe a tiara.”

“I will end you,” Vance muttered, but the corner of his mouth twitched.

Bruce clapped his hands. “Okay, hear me out. What if we all wear something ridiculous? Like, coordinated chaos. Griffin wears mismatched shoes, Finney goes full cowboy, Robin—Robin can wear his dad’s vintage disco suit.”

Robin perked up. “I still have that thing. It’s got sequins.”

Vance looked around at his friends, the chaos of everything slowly sinking in. “You guys are insane.”

Finney shrugged. “It’s freshman year. No one remembers what you wore. They remember who you went with.”

Griffin grinned. “And we’re coming in hot.”

Vance sighed, then smirked. “Fine. But if anyone asks, I’m starting a trend.”

Bruce threw a piece of paper at him. “Trendsetter Vance. I like it.”

Everyone burst into laughter, and Griffin went to go change, when Billy arrived in a bright blue dress, sequins sewn on. While the dress was absolutely stunning, his friends couldn’t help but joke

6:38

”Dude. You're giving ‘Disney princess who snapped and joined a pop punk band.” Finney laughed, and everyone else soon followed, even billy

”How did you even come up with that?” Billy laughed out.

”No- No- he looks like a blueberry that got promoted to CEO.” Bruce said a huge grin on his face.

The house filled with laughs, the zip of a jacket, Bruce trying (Struggling) to put his tie on. Billy shrugged, spun once so the sequins caught the light, and smiled like he’d already won. “If anyone asks, this is a peak power move,” he said, voice loud.

Vance snorted but didn’t argue. Griffin tossed Billy a pair of sunglasses. “You’re the group mascot now. Own it.” Finney grabbed his cowboy hat, Bruce shoved a ridiculous boutonnière into Vance’s lapel, and Robin struck a mock runway pose in his sequined jacket. The plan shifted from damage control to full-scale spectacle.

At 7:45 everyone piled into Vance's mom’s car, a black minivan, and drove in chaos, almost running 2 red lights due to Billy’s sequins reflecting the light into Vance's eyes. But eventually, they got to the school, and practically fell out of the car. Multiple people were staring at the… chaos created in front of them. 

Billy and Finney were fighting over Billy’s crown, Vance was just standing there like a tired parent, Bruce was yelling at them to just get out of the car, and Robin and Griffin were singing California girls in the back seats at top volume.

Vance rubbed his eyes tiredly, muttering under his breath. “This is gonna be a long night.” and he was 100% correct, as unlike most homecomings, this one was a lock in. Vance grabbed their bags out of the back and placed them into their given classroom. When he got back, his friends had finally gotten out of the car, and were now standing talking to one another. 

”Alright guys. Dance is from 8-10, and the lock in starts at 11.” Bruce explained, the only other slightly sane one, and the planner of the group.

Billy smoothed out his sequins before responding. “So 2 hours of dancing and 12 hours of non sleep filled lock in shenanigans?”

Bruce answered the non question question with a non answer answer, that being a shrug.

“Yeah,” Griffin said, ticking off the hours on his fingers like they were a weird kind of currency. “Two hours to be cool. Twelve hours to be regrettably honest with each other.”

Robin flopped onto the steps, sequins folding like reluctant umbrellas. “Or twelve hours to prove we’re the best freshmen this school has ever seen.”

Finney tipped his hat back and looked at the crowd at the dance. Groups planning meetups, seniors rehearsing jokes, couples aggressively making out when they thought no one was watching (Finney had to look away from that one). “We should make a schedule,” he said, half-serious. “First dance, then… uhm… Hide and seek?, then wake up.” He had no idea how schedules worked.

Bruce just laughed “That's not really- y'know what? Whatever. Sure.” He gave up and wrangled everyone into the dance, being in the gym. Once inside they started grabbing snacks immediately, teachers stood at every exit and 4 teachers near the drinks (to make sure they didn't get spiked) and kids were slowly filling into the gym, which was technically 2 gyms made into a very large one.

8:11

The bleachers were all out, for people to sit when they needed, the DJ was in the very back, wearing basically all black, his blazer was open and he had a baseball cap and funky glasses. The lights were different colors, the main ones were off and you could already see the dance circle forming as the DJ finally started playing good music.

They sat on the bleachers, waiting for a good song to dance to, as Billy was wearing heals and everyone else just didn't want to stand. Finney left to go say hi to Donna, his crush from 7th grade, they had both moved on, but they were still friends, so they mingled until the cha-cha slide came on. The rest of the group hopped up and ran to him. Everyone got into lines as they started doing the line dance. 

One of Robin's shoes was too big and fell off in the middle of the dance so he had to stop to go grab it. The group burst out laughing as Robin tripped on Finney's foot while grabbing said shoe and they both fell to the floor.

8:56

The party came running over, El excitedly running to Donna, and Mike walking straight to Finney, the rest of the party trailing behind him, Lucas and dusting were laughing with Billy and Griffin, and Vance was standing awkwardly as Steve talked to Bruce.

9:48

Almost an hour in, the losers club finally showed up, without Richie, as he was running (extra) late. (As always). Will was standing next to Mike, not sure what to do with himself. 

9:15

Richie showed up at 9:15, 45 minutes until the end of the dance, luckily he got in. The group stuck out like a sore thumb, next to every well dressed person, Billy was excitedly dancing to the macarena.

9:30

Even with the 4 teachers watching the drinks, some of them still got spiked (of course they did) the DJ was playing slow dance music so everyone got into pairs, most of the large group was still talking, so they didn't notice, but Mike and Will had snuck off to dance, as well as Ben and Beverly, who were all smiley and giggling. Billy was acting dramatic (of course), Richie was annoying Eddie with your mom jokes every time Eddie tried to speak.

Lucas and Max were dancing in a corner, Max was angry but didn't want to ruin the night, and Lucas was walking on eggshells, trying not to piss her off more. 

9:45

Billy finally sat down, his feet in pain from dancing for so long. Most of the group followed. It was getting close to time for the lock in, so they just decided to wait, until a heathers song came on and Billy started yelling the lyrics as loud as possible, causing several heads to turn towards him. The rest of the group was either standing awkwardly, joining in, or laughing hysterically. There was no in between.

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10:00

The lights came on and everyone started walking to their designated classrooms, teachers slept in either the teachers lounge or special classrooms without students. So they were left alone. Bad idea.

The second they got to the room, they set off 4 corners. The Ghost boys in one, The losers club in another. The party in the third. And another group full of a weird mismatch of people.

The group had 8 people. 3 girls and 5 boys. One of the girls was energetic, blonde hair with pink and blue highlights. The second girl had a weird glow to her skin, almost… scales. The last girl had black twin braids, a blank expression and sat with her arms crossed.

The 5 boys were… more friendly. Other than one of the boys who just sat in the corner frowning, he had brown hair and was writing in a book. The boy who stood right next to him had longer dirty blonde hair, he was drawing while talking. The 3rd boy had a beanie over his hair, not even a strand peaking out. The fourth had pitch black eyes and hair, much like the third girl, except he was more… eccentric. Something about him seemed to spark interest in everyone. And finally, the fifth, a shorter boy with curly brown hair and glasses that were currently pushed off his nose and crooked. He was standing with the fourth boy, laughing and talking.

Will went up to the guy drawing, introducing himself with a simple “Hi.” The boy looked up and replied with the same 2 letters. “I know this is kind of weird, my names Will, but I draw too and I saw that you were drawing so I wanted to ask what you were drawing.” Will said, cringing at his own words.

“Oh! No, it's fine! My name is Xavier.” He showed him a detailed drawing of the boy on the ground next to him. He held his hand over it and it started to move.

“Woah, what the fuck!?” Will was confused and scared, as the only supernatural wasn't good. “How- you just- wha-” He jumped back.

“Woah, dude. It's okay. Sorry about that. “ he put his hands up. The boy next to him stood up, ready for if Will tried to attack.

“No. No. Its fine. What was that?” Will asked, looking at the book.

“Rowan, it's fine, you can sit back down.” Xavier said to the boy- Rowan- who was staring at Will, and then Xavier sat down with Rowan. “We are outcasts. Freaks of nature. We have powers.” Xavier explained “I can draw very well, and make said drawings move. Rowan here is a DaVinci. He can move things with his mind. He's incredibly creative…” Xavier went on rambling about Rowans powers and what hes done with them and complimenting him, which made Rowan go red in the face.

“So what about the others?” Will asked, glancing at the other 6 kids talking near them.

“That girl in black and white, her name is Wednesday. She's a witch… i think. A raven. She has visions and stuff.” As Xavier talked, the rest of the groups joined WIll, listening intently. “That one is Enid.” He pointed at the girl happily talking with Bev. “Werewolf.” Enid happily showed off her claws. “The one with the scales is Bianca. She’s a-“

”Siren.” Mike answered for him, staring at Bianca, mesmerized. “So cool! Like the D&D ones! Do you have a tail?” He gasped. “Do you have a siren song?” Mike kept rambling, to which Bianca laughed and answered his questions.

“Anyways. That one boy in the black is Pugsley. He is Wednesday's sister. He can control electricity. And the other one is Eugene. He controls… bees I guess? I don't really know.”

“All insects, actually.” Eugene corrected.

“Right. Yeah. And finally the guy with the beanie. That is Ajax. He's a gorgon. Like medusa.” Xavier explained in a way that most of the kids understood, besides el, who asked Max who medusa was.

The kids all mingled, the new group was from a different school, but were here for a few months until their school opened back up. Apparently something happened with their principal, and the school closed down for the time being. 

Eddie sat on the floor next to Richie, much like Xavier and Rowan, but Eddie just sat there listening intently, and occasionally correcting Richie when he said something stupid. “Beep beep richie.” Eddie said after Richie made yet another your mom joke.

Xavier raised an eyebrow. “Beep beep? What does that mean?”

“Oh. Long story. Basically it's from Looney Tunes. When he says something stupid or his jokes go too far, we say beep beep.” Eddie explained.

“Does he say a lot of stupid stuff?” Rowan finally spoke up.

“Absolutely.” Eddie nodded, getting him a slight kick in the side from Richie.

“Hey! No, I don't!” Richie dramatically frowned, crossing his arms.

Eddie glared at him. Fighting back a smile.

Rowan and Xavier shared a knowing glance. They knew what was happening here. They were sophomores and had gone through this before.

Eddie started coughing, and Richie immediately reached into his pocket and handed Eddie his inhaler. Eddie grabbed it.

“Hey, you do the same thing I do! Rowan always forgets his inhaler so I carry one with me.” Xavier pulled out Rowan's inhaler.

“Oh! Cool! Eddie doesn't forget. He just freaks out when he can't breathe and can't find it.” Richie said with a small smile, which earned him another glare from Eddie. 

Xavier looked at Rowan. Richie and Eddie acted a lot like how they did as freshmen. Xavier used to be a lot louder, and Rowan used to playfully fight Xavier. He still does, just not as much as he used to. In fact, Rowan may be a bit more aggressive now then he used to be. Xavier finds it funny to make Rowan frustrated in the same way Richie does.

Pugsley and Eugene were fighting over the fact that one of Eugene's bugs were missing so he blamed Pugsley, as Pugsley likes eating bugs.

Billy had gone to the bathroom, when he didnt show up Mike, will, and Finney went to find him.

Motherless: HELP HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

Baseballbithch: HE DID NOT.

Baseballbithch: YOUR LYING

Motherless: IM NOT

Motherless send an image (Billy splayed out at the bottom of the stairs)

Pinballs: alright. Wtf. 

Griffith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Grifith: LOSER

Sparkles: In fune 

Motherless: He hit his head

Baseballbithch: HOW TF DOES THAT EVEN HAPPRN. HE WAS COMING UP THE STRAITS

Motherless: IDGK

Motherless: were on our way back now

—--

When they got back bruce had to clean up Billy’s scratches while Billy complained about the pain. 

“It hurtsssss.” Billy complained

“No fucking shit Billy. You fell down the fucking stairs.” Vance snapped from next to robin.

Billy pouted. They were pretty sure he probably had a concussion but they didnt feel like waking up the teachers.

Griffin stood over Billy with an annoyed expression. “You fucking idiot.” Griffin said while rolling his eyes.

Xavier was surprised at how much a single kid could hurt himself accidentally. Billy tripped while walking back to the room.

 Pugsley watched with amusement as Billy kept mumbling nonsense about being hurt and wanting fish.

The night went on with more shenanigans. Pugsley fell asleep standing up and fell on Lucas. Bev threw an egg at max. Enid forced Wednesday to do a K-pop dance with her (Wednesday refused until she made a deal that she gets whatever she wants for an hour). Xavier almost fell out the window. And Ajax accidentally stoned Dustin.

It was absolute chaos. But they had fun. They didn’t go to bed until 4am, and only slept for an hour before someone climbed through the window.

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(Time skip because season 5 came out)

The party

Mike'n'ike: WILL

Mike'n'ike: THAT WAS SO BADASS

El: What happened? I am confused.

Mike'n'ike: WILL HAS POWERS

El: like mine?

Mike'n'ike: YES

El: oh

El: cool

Lucas: WAIT

Lucas: IS THAT WHU THAT DEMOGORGAN FROZE AND DIED

Will: uh

Will: yah

Lucas: WILL WHAT

Lucas: HOW DID YOU

Lucas: WHAT

Will: honestly I have no idea

Will: I just

Will: did

Mike: how is your mom handling this

Will: shes

Will: scared I think

Will: I dont know

-

Will-mike

Mike: are you okay?

Will: I dont know

Will: I feel weird

Mike: want me to come back over?

Will: yes

Will: please

Mike: omw 

-

Will put down his phone and put his head in his hands. He didnt know what to do with his new powers and he was having a hard time processing everything and to be honest, he was terrified.

He had been at the wsqk for 2 days. His mom wouldn't let him out of her sight. She saw how powerful vecna had become and knew he would try to kill Will.

Will was getting tired of being locked in the room. He needed to get out. Mike hadn't been over in a day since the rest of the party was trying to figure things out. And of course, he was left out. But its fine. He had Robin.

A knock on the door snapped him out of his thoughts. He stood up quickly, almost tripping, and as he reached for the door, it opened on its own. He kept doing this. Whenever he'd reach for something with the purpose of grabbing or opening it, his powers would kick in.

Mike was standing there. “Oops.” Will said quietly. Stepping back and pulling his hands to his chest.

Mike stepped forwards. “You okay?” He asked in that tone he always had with Will. He reached out but stopped when Will flinched. “Will?”

“Sorry. Its not that i dont want you to touch me. Im just…” will couldnt finish the sentence. He couldnt say he was scared. Vecna couldnt be right. He wasnt weak. He wouldn't let himself be.

“Its okay, will. I promise.” Mike smiled softly. “I get it. We're all fucking terrified.” Wills only response was walking into Mike's arms and burying his head in Mike's shoulder.

Mike wrapped his arms around Will, holding him close. They stayed like that for a few minutes. Just them. Nothing else mattered.

Will let out a shaky breath. “Im scared, mike…” He admitted in a whisper.

“I know, Will.” Mike whispered back, hugging Will tighter. “But it's gonna be okay.” That's when Will realizes Mike is crying.

“Mike…?” Will pulls back slightly to see Mike's face. “Are you okay?”

“I thought I lost you. When you passed out- I couldn't- i-” Mike broke. He was terrified, Will could hear it in his voice.

“Mike-”

“You were cold to the touch- i thought- I thought you were gone. I cant- i cant lose you-”

“Mike!”

“And we couldnt find your pulse! You almost died! I just- i- i was so scared-”

“MIKE!” Will finally yelled, snapping Mike out of his spiral. “I'm still alive. I'm not dead. Look at me.”

Mike looked at him, his eyes filled with tears. “I cant lose you…” he whispered.

“You wont.”

”Promise me. Promise you wont leave.” Mike's voice broke.

”I promise, Mike.” Will spoke softly, calming him. “I love you.” 

“I- I love you too…” He said quietly.

The babysitters club

Tori: Planning a surprise party for baby Byers

Tori: whos in ?

Kristy: Sure, where are we doing it?

Tori: The wsqk

Marie Ann: I’ll be there

Marie Ann: and I’m bringing cake

Tori: Yippeeeeeee

Andrew: hei

Andrew: jeg lærte norsk

Marie Ann: what

Andrew: jeg kjedet meg

Marie Ann: give me a second to translate all that

Andrew: idiot

Marie Ann: finally

Marie Ann: English

Andrew: nei

Andrew: idiot er det samme på engelsk og norsk

Andrew: idiot

Tori: HAH

Andrew: også

Andrew: Vi skal arrangere en fest

Andrew:?

Kristy: Yeah.

Kristy: At Wsqk

Andrew: ok

Andrew: forvent meg der

Marie Ann: THIS IS HURTING MY HEAD

Andrew: det suger

Marie Ann: I KNOW

Andrew: for deg

Marie Ann: ISTG

The party

Will: HELP

Mike: I JUST left

Mike: what could have happened in the 2 seconds I’ve been gone

Will: JONATHAN IS SUDDENLY FLUENT IN NORWEGIAN

Mike: WHAT???

Will: IDK

Max: Where tf did he learn Norwegian???

Will: I TRIED ASKING

Will: I DONT KNOW WHAT HES SAYING

El: what is Norwegian?

Will: A language

Will: that people from Norway speak

El: oh

El: I do not understand norwegian

Mike: ANYWAYS

Mike: I’m bored

Will: you JUST left

Mike: still bored

Lucas: did you huys get a call from the school adprkwm 

Lucas: as well

Max: Lucas

Max: we all know that does not say as wlel 

Lucas: sf

Lucas: stfu

El: Lucas. You are as sharp as a sock filled with soup.

Mike: did

Mike: did el jus call Lucas stupid?

Max: YES THE FUCK SHE DID

El: yes, I did. He is very idiot

Dustin: it’s idiotic

El: what is

Dustin: it’s not ‘he is very idiot’

Dustin it’s ’he is very idiotic’

El: oh. Okay.

Will: wtf is happening

El: Dustin taught me how to be mean!

Will: he’s corrupted her

Jonathan added jonathan to the chat

Will: WHAT

Will: HOW

Jonathan: magi

Will: no

Will: please

Will: not again

Jonathan: Hva mener du med det, kjære bror? Jeg er et helt normalt menneske som oppfører seg helt normalt.

Will: fuck

Will: Dustin do you speak Norwegian?

Dustin: duh

Dustin: I taught him how to speak it

Willm SO THIS IS YOU FAULT

Will: HE HASNT STOPPED SPEAKING NORWEIGIAN FOR AN HOUR.

Dustin oops?

Will: ISTG

Max: this is very entertaining

Lucas: agreed

Lucas: this is amazing

Jonathan: jeg er enig

Lucas: NEVERMIND

Dustin: WILLIAM JAMES BYERS

Mike: Oop

Max: wait what happened

Lucas: Will blew up the microwave

The babysitters club

Logan: WHY I DID THE MICROWAVE JUST EXPLODE?

Tori: WAIT WHt?

Logan: I WAS HANGING OUT AND DUSTIN AND LUCASES HIDEOUT

Logan: AND THE FUCKING MICROWAVE EXPLODED

Logan: OUT OF NOWHERE

Andrew: å det var det Will

Logan: Will is at wsqk tho

Marie Ann: wait do you not know?

Logan: know what?

Marie Ann: Will uh

Marie Ann: has powers

Marie Ann: Like el

Logan: HOW COME I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS

Kristy: we kinda forgot to tell you

Logan: HOW DOYOU FOTBGUYT ABOUT TSIMNR AS BIG AS THEJX

Kristy: did anyone even understand that

Andrew: jeg forstår ham

Kristy: anyone but you

Dawn: yo dudes

Dawn: I understood him

Kristy: I’ll take it

Kristy: what did he say?

Dawn: how do you forget about something as big as this

Kristy: how tf

Dawn: I have to decode Jonathan’s texts when he’s high

Kristy: Ture

Kristy: True

Marie Ann: GASP

Marie Ann: DID NANCY WHEELER JUST MAKE A MISTAKE?

Kristy: die

Marie Ann: you wound me

Kristy: and you’ve been spending too much time with Munson

Logan: I have corrupted him to my dramatic ways

Tori: don’t flatter yourself

Tori: he’s always been a drama queen

Marie Ann: OKAY WHY AM J BEING ATTACKED

Tori: cuz you deserve it

Marie Ann: WHAT DUD I DO?

Tori: you ate my pop tart >:(

Marie Ann: oh come on

Marie Ann: it’s a POP TART

Marie Ann: you can get more

Tori:how many times do I have to remind you

Tori: I’m pirr

Marie Ann: …

Marie Ann: fine I’ll buy you some more

Tori: YIPEEE

Kristy: can we go back to insulting Steve

Tori: happily

Marie Ann: WHY

Tori: cuz you maje jt so easy for us

Kristy: she’s right

Kristy: it’s easy pickings

Marie Ann: name one stupid thing I’ve done

Tori: you tried to get a piece of toast out of the toaster with a fork

Kristy: you once got your arm stuck in a car window.

Kristy: and you were the one closing the window.

Logan: you drank bleach to ‘see how it tastes’ and we had to take you to the hospital

Andrew: Chicken condom

Tori: you once walked straight into a large sign

Tori: wait Jonathan WHAT

Marie Ann: JONATHAN YOU SWORE

Andrew: too late

Andrew: Stcr knce told a bollly to eat a chicken condom

Andrew: they didn’t know what it was and he had to explain it to them

Andrew: so ever sknce thrn thry vs,k him chickrtn conder or chicken fucket

Tori: wow.

Tori: was t expecting thet

Kristy: jonathan turn your autocorrect back on

Andrew: no thabms

Kristy: istg

Tori: im tired

Tori: steve come pick me u9!

Marie Ann: No???

Marie Ann: you just insulted me!

Tori: I always insuly youi’

Marie Ann: exsct.y

Marie Ann: find someone else to take pick you iup

Tori: Nancy :(

Tori: Can you plz p8ick me usp

Kristy: …

Kristy: fine

Kristy: Where are we gonna go?

Tori: I want ice crteme

Kristy: alright ill be there in 10

Tori: YIPPEEEEEE