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6:30PM
lack of braincells
25 users are online
aventurine: YO GUYS
aventurine: @EVERYONE
jingliu: i. want. to. sleep.
boothill: girl the fuck are you sleeping at SIX PM
argenti: BOOTHILL
boothill: hi <3
caelus: dude you have the best boyfriend known to mankind and YOU'RE RUINING IT
boothill: ruining what
sunday: oh my god
sunday: you are fucking stupid
silverwolf: @aventurine speak
aventurine: no bc apparently no one wants me here </3
sunday: yeah shut the fuck up
aventurine: i'll just leave
guinaifin: thank the fucking lords
blackswan: another win for the ladies
aventurine: FYM
ratio: stop.
firefly: kick aventurine please
acheron: kill the gay.
aventurine: WHAT
blackswan: fuck yeah babe
sparkle: GOD IS GOOD 🙏🙏🙏
aventurine: i literally have PREMIUM VIP INVITES TO A GALA FOR YOU FUCKS
aventurine: BUT NOOOOO
aventurine: i'll be on MY FUCKIN WAY
firefly: wait what
acheron: i was joking, relax bro
aventurine: am NOT your bro
jingyuan: gala?
caelus: yeah seriously do you think any of these FUCKS are grown enough for that shit
danheng: caelus.
herta: what a fucking idiot
blade: CAELUS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DICK
caelus: yooooo
luocha: babe do that again please
jingliu: god shut the fuck up
stelle: blade ily
blade: i love you too
luocha: im so horny rn
blade: kill yourself
stelle: EHHEHEHHAHHSHAWHEH
kafka: are you alright, bladie?
blade: do NOT call me that
ratio: @aventurine?
aventurine: no no
aventurine: im not wanted here
sunday: talk or i'll split your throat
aventurine: YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
sunday: ...
gallagher: receipts or it didnt happen 🙂
sunday: wait no
danheng has attached an image
gallagher: oh.
aventurine: im gonna end you both
stelle: no wait i love gallagher
stelle: he's so hot
feixiao: fr
moze: ???
jiaoqiu: fuck yeah baby
gallagher: thank you...?
sunday: KILL YOURSELF HE IS MINE
stelle: you first
robin: wait...
robin: the gala only lets u in if you have a +1
aventurine: yeah i was getting to that
acheron: so what
caelus: um...
feixiao: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
jingyuan: NO
aventurine: yeahhhh...
sparkle: bitch what
sparkle: you pretentious motherfucker
bronya: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seele: ?
silverwolf: what is happening
stelle: oh my god
stelle: THEY DONT LET YOU IN IF YOU DONT HAVE A +1
caelus: LOL LOSER
stelle: no
stelle: you can ONLY have 1 +1
jiaoqiu: wait so they're polyphobic???
moze: i don't think that is a thing babe...
feixiao: it is stfu (ily)
jingyuan: @aventurine sleep with one eye open tonight
blade: i just wont come then
stelle: WAHT NO
caelus: NO
luocha: babe no
kafka: we can go together, bladie~
himeko: i thought we were going together...?
stelle: WHAT
blade: ?????????
firefly: BITCH WHAT
firefly: @silverwolf BAHAHAHAHAH I WON THE BET
firefly: SEND THE $100 OVER BITCH
silverwolf: fuck
feixiao: SO I HAVE TO CHOOSE
feixiao: FROM MY LOSER BOYFRIENDS???
aventurine: ...
aventurine: @ratio we going?
ratio: yeah.
acheron: ez
stelle: NO WHAT NOT EASY FOR ME
caelus: LOOOOOLL
jingliu: @luocha
luocha: kill yourself
jingliu: WE ARE GOING TOGETHER BAIHENG IS THERE
luocha: WHY THE FUCK DRAG ME IN
jingliu: BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER
jingliu: AND I NEED TO GET IN
kafka: awww~
jingyuan: i'll take blade then >:)
blade: 🤨
rappa: yo what happened to that schizophrenic bunch
boothill: probably murdering each other
stelle: meh close enough
MEANWHILE...
7:03PM
aglaea's gooncave
9 users are online
aglaea: YOU ARE FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY
anaxa: BATSHIT CRAZY IS IF YOU THINK 1.5CM IS PERFECT
aglaea: I WILL REPORT YOUR ASS
aglaea: 1.5 IS AVERAGE
anaxa: ITS PSYCHOTIC
anaxa: YOU ARE THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
aglaea: THAT'S COMMON SENSE UNFORTUNATELY
anaxa: COMMON SENSE YOU FUCKING LACK WOMAN
anaxa: YOU HAVE ZERO SPACE TO WRITE
anaxa: ZERO SPACE FOR ANY FUCKING REASON
aglaea: ITS 0.5 EXTRA, ANAXA
aglaea: WHAT IS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL YOU BASTARD
aglaea: god dealing with you gives me a fat fucking headache
anaxa: EXCUSE ME?
anaxa: EXCUUUUUUSE ME????
anaxa: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
mydei: SHUUUUUUT THE FUCK UP
cerydra: oh my fucking god
cerydra: what could you HONESTLY BE ARGUING ABOUT NOW
castorice: margin sizes.
cipher: zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
phainon: 1.5cm is wild
mydei: stop pretending like you know what that means
phainon: ...
hyacine: the average is 1cm, yes?
anaxa: YES
anaxa: FINALLY A WOMAN WHO SPEAKS SENSE
aglaea: i will bury you
anaxa: i'll see you in hell bitch
aglaea: 🙂
hysilens: does this really matter...?
cerydra: of course not, my love
cerydra: but two certain FUCKS will not shut the fuck up about it <3
cipher: GOOOOD I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
aglaea: no, cifera
cipher: legally you are not my mother
anaxa: legally i am going to chop your mother's head off
aglaea: MOTHERFUCKER I AM NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU
castorice: damn
phainon: mother is cursing 🙏🙏🙏
cerydra: you should've seen her pull off anaxa's wig
anaxa: THAT WAS MY REAL HAIR ASSHOLE
phainon: yo is anyone else getting insane pings from the other gc
anaxa: not that fucking one
mydei: can you not curse for a second
cipher: @aglaea brat taming?
anaxa: what does that mean
hyacine: anaxa no-
aglaea: children
aglaea: ALL OF YOU