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1. bad ideas with the chaos robins by thequestionisalwaysmangos

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

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   17 Apr 2024

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   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson
   • Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake
   • Dick Grayson & Tim Drake & Stephanie Brown
   • Tim Drake
   • Dick Grayson
   • Random Citizen Interviewer
   • Tim’s Fat Crush On Jason Todd
   • Wrote like three of these on a whim and they kind of fit
   • so they will be assimilated
   • i think i need to rename the series
   • all the bats pole dance bc i think it’s both hilarious and plausible
   • BAMF Tim Drake
   • the bats aren’t family or coworkers but a secret third thing
   • which is why Tim has a Massive crush on Jason that he is actively advertising
   • Tim is patiently waiting until Damian is an adult to kick his ass because he’s classy like that
   • why dami and jason nearly succeeded at killing tim more than once
   • literally the only explanation I can think of for
   • Interviewer Could Be Bernard Dowd
   • if you so desire
   • i didn’t picture anyone specific
   • vague mentions of Ra’s being a creep
   • Very Little Editing Was Achieved
   • the bats are all queer
   • mentions of bat/cat shenanigans traumatizing robins
   • I hope you enjoy me fucking around with formats bc i do
   • Batfamily Social Media (DCU)
   • nebulous aging of all characters
   • but damian is for sure still underage
   • breaking news: its olivers fault bruce knows how to pole dance
   • implied poly outlaws
   • jason’s about to have the time of his life
   • Damian is not
   • Cass is Amused

   Summary

   Three ex-Robins and a vlogger on a rooftop, what could go wrong?

   ———

   Spoiler, Red Robin, and Nightwing agree to an audio only interview. Here’s the transcript.

   Series

   • Part 5 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
   • Part 1 of chaotic interviews

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