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Stomps was wandering around Green Green hills in the search of his son Goni.

According to sass, both him and his friend had a mini quest to retrieve cheese that was stuck onto a table.

Amongst the wilderness, a tiny beige furball sprung out of the wild! It looked like a cat with giant ears-

Stomps stepped back, startled by the sudden brown puff. But he immediately calmed down as he saw what it actually was.

He found this strange creature quite cute, and decided to name it Cheese and keep it as a pet. Besides, Goni wouldn't mind this strange puff, would he?

Stomps then picked up Cheese the Eeevee, happy to see the small thing "so little one? you know where my son is?"

the eevee chirped and seemed to purr. making stomps smile "how cute, my sons will Love you" he chuckled as the cevee cooed happily as stomps put it on their shoulder. their adventure just started

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Moss was napping in a small field alone, enjoying its day... Until the Green Dino Yoshi cam around and stepped onto her fluffy head...

She tilted her head at this... odd green thing. She drowsily reached over to pet the Dino, it then tried to nom on mosses hand.

Moss being Moss screamed and grabbed her trusty mini shovel (for emergency's) and bonked the Dino getting a critical hit, knocking the Dino out. Moss then ran away from the Yoshi

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Goni was suddenly thrust into the itinecraft world for some reason, and he had to fend for himself in this cubic world.

Witch of course, didn't go according to plan because he immediately got chased by several creepers and instead of running away, thrust face first into battle, fire in hand.

"DONT FUCK WITH ME" Goni screamed now on fire, the creepers just hissed in response. undenounced to them all Gonis fire started to spread.

As the creepers got closer, one was SET ABLAZE BY THE FIRE Goni having his flint and steel in hand, he began to manually blow up every single creeper standing in his way

"I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE he chanted. Albeit being speedy enough to distance from a blast-

a blue creeper ex i sting in the distance spited him. He dashed towards the charged cre--

* Goni was blown up into crumbs by Creeper

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Moss stood at the end of the hallway, Charles entertainment cheese at the other end. Moss had been cornered as the Mouse got closer "your the lucky birthday kid HuH?" they spoke glitching each syllable, Moss was in tears. She had been running till the sun set.

She points her shovel to this...giant mutated mouse- Slowly side stepping towards a bottle of olive on the table.

Grabbing onto the jar she throws it after the giant Charles

Charles entertainment cheese fell to the ground, turns out it was just a guy in a weird costume. It dawned on ioss after a few minutes of the "mouse" not moving that she just killed a man, and if she didn't get out of there soon, she was going to be in some real trouble. She rushed to one of the windows of the building and climbed out of it clumsily, and set her sights on finding her friends. Witch turns out they were dealing with the competitor restaurant, Freddy fazbear.

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Zion stood alone on his balcony, the city below brightly shining. It was...

Quaintly beautiful, not like he cared.

Behind him the door slammed open, as a Miassive Mace slams through. Serinity moves onto the balcony, waving dust aside. Zion is suprised he made it up here, the limbering oaf...

No words are said, as both bring their weapons to bear...

"What do you want here?" Zion questioned, he just wanted some peace and quiet and Serinity comes and ruins it? Unacceptable.

"Zion..." Serinity stated, clearly mad "YOU LEFT THE DAMN TOASTER OVEN ON!"

Zion was a bit confused as he held up his blade "so this isnt about the kids?" then Serenity ran at him their mace up and swinging "YES THIS ISNT ABOUT A DAMN TOASTER" the mace slammed into the side of the balcony as Zion moved to the left, their blade up to defend. Zion then slashed as the Guard, getting a bit of their face and hair "you should of chosen a better time then" Then he grabbed their arm and THREW THEM OFF THE BALCONY

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You see, not too long ago- Cheese agreed to help Stomps find his sons. They were walking down the sidewalk, eyeing for anything crimson red or... fire.???? As the Eevee walked down, they witnessed a bear in a sombrero bust the doors of a wiexican diner!

Cheese sneaked into the diner, hoping to catch some leftover food, they soon learned that this was no ordinary family! This was a family of weird Ursaring!

They swore to be careful, and hid under the main table where the food was being served, hoping to not be seen.

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Moss had her shovel in hand, she was done running. She stared down the dark room seeing the outlines of Charles cheeze and Fred bear. She raised up her shovel and screamed "CRIMES TIME"
She charged bravely at them, and swung wildly, but was soon knocked aside from a weirdly positive battle.

Both Freddy and Charles Entertainment Cheese were fighting each other, tearing and ripping each other apart agressivly.

"What the..."

Moss could only stand in confusion, until sass pulled her sweater arm and started to sprint.

"NO TIME, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND BOTH OF US GOTTA GET OUT-"

Moss squeaked, as sass sped towards the entrance...

But as sass ran toward the entrance, it seemed to get further and further away. Leading to confusion, why was this happening? They both turned around but it was just white space, no Freddy, no Charles, no nothing. But then this white turned yellow-ish, and smell of a old damp office filled the air. They weren't in a restaurant at all, they were in... the Backrooms. (dun dun duuuuun)

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Moss wandered into this strange place, her many legs pitter pattering on the floor. It was an old castle, one of kings and queens, higher than nobels.

She stumbles across an abandoned blade, and decides to pick it up for later use for defence... Until it shines brightly with dark magic.

She squeaks and dashes away, hearing laughter and vile enjoyment from behind her.

"IM FREE ONCE AGAIN, MAY I BRING DISPAIR UPON HYRULE!"

He dashes the same way as moss, Intent on hurting the mortal, an act of mercy.

Dashing down the halls, pillars around her crash down causing her to drop her sword- That thing somehow manages to match her speed and keep up

She began to climb over the gate in hopes on getting out

but as moss tried dark fire burned her hand and made her let go, the pain in her hand didnt go. She looked to the man, the red haired king then slowly walked to the court room to the gate "you are not the Hero i thought you'd be" the tall king then laughed and then grabbed mosses hand "you dont even hold the triforces power" his smile grew as he raised moss to his height "this will be no fight" he then threw moss over the gate "I'll let you live! bring me that Hero, i know you will" those where the last words as moss ran

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Stomps found Cheese in the Miexican diner, but seemed oddly panicked- he rushed over to them The whole restaurant was then lifted off the ground-Stomps quickly hugged Cheese and hugged them closely as everything was tilting. A giant eye stared at them from the window, GODZILLA.

Stomps took hold of his nail, preparing to charge after that eye-But Cheese stopped them, a soft bark to stomps telling him to be still. Of corse Stomps listened and stopped moving. Godzilla seemed to Growl more as he finally just ripped the roof off of the place. Stomps and cheese where out in the open as Godzilla grabbed them both

It sniffed them both, its massive nostrils causing stomps' hair to be an absolute mess, as well as Cheese's fur.

"really??"

The mighty lizard then slowly put the two down as it did not like their scent, it wasn't after them.

Cheese barked at Stomps in a calming tone, looking then at the ionster.

Stomps does the same, and sees the thing taking parts of the building apart and eating the cheese vats inside.

"...so that thing was just HANGRY..."

Cheese barks in aproval.

"...This is the weirdest thing I have delt with..."

Godzilla, after finishing his meal, then retreated back to were he came.

Cheese barks at Stomps, enough lizard thing, he wants pets!

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The Librarian was studying his works, keeping notes on objects of interest. A radio here, some clocks there... Until a tiny dot of glowing blue lands onto his notes.

"Wh... By the gods, Hibiscus, did you forget to clean the rafters?"

Before he could get an answer, something warbled above him...

"what the-"

Suddenly, something lept onto his face with an agressive, warbling word...

"FWENDSHIP!:D"

He quickly got up. trying to claw this blue bleb off his face! He ends up stumbling back on his chair, falling over

Robin then entered the room with a handful of papers"H-hey boss! I just finished the papers you aske--" he watched, trying not to laugh at the sight

"GET THIS MONSTROSITY OFF OF MY!"

In a panic, Robin quickly got a broom

as Robin tried their best to get Blu off of the librarian. missing Blu as they are a small bean.

The Liberian was just getting beat the fuck up as Blu kept a good grip on their face "GET THEM OFF! GETTHEMOFF" Robin was trying so hard.

after 30 minutes Blu finally let go, the Librarian was beaten half to death from the broom

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Ganon roared, his blades raging in magical flame as poor Sobble did what he knew best... Sob.

And he sobbed mightily, harder than one can sob normally... and Gannon screamed in pain. What was this noise from this foul frog? It rang in his head like a fury of the goddess'above!

He tried to stand the agony, but soon too did the Mighty Demon king Gannon Fall in tears.

Both of their cries echoed.

The sword fight soon turned into a crying competition. Wobble screamed louder in agony. Gannon's protests turned into a warcry.

Now they're both screaming at each other.

After more screams Ganon just stopped and looked at the poor puddle that is Wobble, then he picked up the small lizard boy "you are a strangely loud foe" Wobble did nothing but shake a bit.

Ganon raised his sword and wobble closed his eyes

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Charles entertainment cheese & sauce man we're making out in the ball pit of the Mcdonalds as Ronald mcdonald himself gazed in horror.

He was angry they kept their shoes while enjoying the sticky swim.

Charles entertainment cheese doesn't like being told what to do.

Thusly, he jump scares Ronald. The two in the pit realized this isn't what they wanted, as they lay with an unconscious clown next to the pit.

The bottom of the floor fades out and they clip through, ending up in the backrooms.

Charles realize where he is and panics- he still hasn't beaten his biggest competitor; Freddy Fazzbear. Not only that, but he is stuck with Ronald McDonalds, the second rival in business.

Freddy leaves his unconscious body there and begins to search for exit.

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dani didn't want to be at school after hours, but they had to pick up their phone they forgor. going down the hall there's a presence... freddy faz bear is looking directly at them. dani freezes.

(not this shi again) dani thought. she assumed that freddy had been dealt with by charles entertaiment cheese from last time.

she quickly turns and books to the office, closing the door behind them.

Inside the office sat charles entertainment cheese himself, wearing a vest made of bees.

"I shall eat your flesh" he screamed before freddy fazbear tackles him to the ground, ending charles entertainment cheese's raine terror for good. The end.

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Kamil's son swiftly ran through the dennys backrooms location as a backrooms entity chased after him.

"I TOLD YOU THE SOUP WAS NOT MINE" he yelled as he sprinted through the dark corridor and entered the soup room.

"THY CHICKEN NODDLE SOUP" the entity screetched, clawing the ground, before chanting "THUS YOU WHOM TOUCHA LE SOUP THUS YOU WHOM TOUCHA LE SOUP THUS YOU WHOM TOUCHA LE SOUP-" "I DONT HAVE ANY COOKING EXPERIENCE" Kamil's son continuing running down the endless hall of Denny bathroom stalls, all closed except for one of the male restroom doors. He rushes the the bathroom and closes the door

Out of breath from the chase, he took a moment to catch his breath.

He stood in the bathroom. Oh god, this was like the set up of every horror movie ever.

Ignoring all logic, Kamil's son slowly inched towards the mirror, horrified at the sight before him.

It was impossible to not touch the chicken noodle soup.

For all along, Kamil's son WAS the chicken noodle soup.

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Sans walked into the clothing store, his hands resting in his pockets.

The corporation owning the store chain was known for it's ironic name, "Soup". It was a mystery why the founder, Soup Man, chose such a ridiculous name for their brand, but Sans wasn't one to judge.

Grabbing a blouse from the clothing rack, Sans brought the merchandise up to the cashier, only to be met with Soup Man Jr (named Soup Man for short), the son of the founder, running the ca

The cac. He gave sans a judgement look as he grabbed a can of soup resting on the cac and poured its contents onto sans slowly and silent. "You're fashion sense is shit" he said with a glare before being interrupted. "Your, my son" a weezy voice said from behind as Soup man senior stood behind Soup man.

"your son is feeding me soup to me in the most particular of ways" says Sans. "Son! what have I told you. Stop insulting customers fashion sense". Sans shrugges and says he doesn't mind, and lead

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Andrew tucked themselves in their bed. Hector the pet rock well kissed laying on the side. But right as Andrew fell asleep, Hector had other plans.

As the blood beguines to spill from the wall, with all the souls trapped within, Hector walks to the bed.

The blood coats the wooden floors, permanently staining them a vibrant red. The screaming overwhelms Hector's definitely real, and present earlobes. It was a beautiful sound.

Slowly inching over the bed, making sure Andrew was asleep, Hector grabbed a mask from a nearby cabinet and fled for the bathroom.

Gazing into the mirror, the souls of the damned grasped for the rocky boi, desperately screaming and wailing for help, black goo leaking from the ghouls' empty eye sockets.

Andrew slowly opened the door of the bathroom, awoken by the screams.
He stared in shock.

"Hector…..how could you-"

The rock slowly faced Andrew, the souls twirling around them both.

"It's not what it looks like-"

Andrew burst into tears, sharply turning and running off.

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Rex FINALLY made his way out of the backrooms alongside foss and sass.

They all called it a day for rest and split up
He got home........and then there was an Australian bear on his couch.

The bear slowly peeled their eyes off the news paper.

Rex stared "WHAT THE FUCK"

the bear raised an eyebrow "what are you doin in me house bud" the bear spoke with a aussie accent, Rex shook his head a bit "this is my house" but then the bead placed the newspaper down "well it was empty when i found it so its mine now"

rex was so confused and stammered his words "i…but this is mine" The bear shrugged, but was chill about it.

"Finders keepers, mate. Sorry."

Rex couldn't believe this!

But he wasn't...mad?

And Blu seemed okay with the bear, just chilling in their house...

"Roommates?"

The bear pointed a boomerang at em, while sipping sparkling water.

"Bloody like the way yer thinkin."

Rex... Honestly was suprised it went that

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(Alternate World ID 6284-K1R B)

Hades was surrounded, his own guards betraying him... Why? For what goal did they serve for? Chaos? Carnage? Or was it sheer fear for losing Zion's loyalty?

He knew not.

After a tense few moments, the guards stepped closer to the King, when suddenly, a high pitch warbling sound filled the air, with crashing glass and some guards falling over in suprise.

Zion was shook, what was this glowing light approaching the King? This wasn't part of his plans! Was this the Librarians doing??
The light faded, and a pink orb landed with a Poto

Hades looked at the pink puff with confusion, where did this come from? Why is it here? what- His thoughts were cut off by the sheer cuteness of this puff.

"Is it okay if I squish you.?"

Kirby replied with a "Poyo!" and smiled at Hades.

Hades cooed at the small creature, how could a pink blob be so cute? the small kirby then smiled and spun around to one free guard and fucken ate him. gaining the sword power, of corse freaking out alot of the others who where their.

Hades watched Kirby begin to just beat the shit out of the rest of the guards then waddled back to Hades "Poyo!" the small pink boy cheered as Hades patted the man "thanks... little buddy"

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OwO

"Wh…what.?"

OwO

"What.. are you?"

OwO

He didn't know what the hell this was. It stood in the hallway, approaching agressivly and on alm fours.

"W-what are you??"

OwO 

"S-stay back...!"

OwO 

The guard shook as it approched, it standing now way taller than them, with a toothy, shallow maw. It had closed eyes... Or were they eyes? They didnt know.

"STAY BACK!"

They drew their nail, but were weakened by Omni draining their soul.

The thing approched, now seemingly shifting into a horrifying fox like monster.
"W. what... Are... You?? WHAT ARE YOU???"

OwO 

"BY THE NAME OF THE LORD, STAY AWAY!"
Then the fox... TURNED INTO AN E-GIRL- ZION WARNED THE A ABOUT THIS

"NO- NO IT CANT BE"

Then he was dragged into the shadows into the E-Girl

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—-“

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"Watch this whilst I'n done!" Goni exclained, leaving Ori alone unattended with a strange mannequin.

Apparently he found it in the City of Tears at an abandoned clothing store and decided to keep it, albiet Ori can't help but to have an odd feeling about it.

He was reading a book while waiting for Goni to return. When he lifted his head the mannequin was slightly closer to him-

Ori being slightly freaked out at this novenent then looked away then back at it. the nannequin was now even closer "ok what the fuck" now he was nore then freaked out "whos doing this... this isnt funny" their was no answer for poor Ori, staring at the nannequin.

As he stared the arn of the nannequin noved making Ori fucken junp

Ori then decided to walk far away fron it while looking at it. It didnt nove, good.

"Stay righhhht fuqin there pleaseandthankyou-"

It.

Was.

HOURS.

Goni Finally arrived back to where he left Ori and his cool friend he nade... Albeit Ori was hanging on a rope above the nanaquin.

"Ori, you silly thing, its just Grabby! He aint gonna bite!"

"...WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS DEMON STATUE-"

Goni shrugged and giggled.

"Its ny friend!"

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Lily was taking a walk down in the garden in front of the castle. She enjoyed the warm summer breeze until one of the guardsmen came running at her

" YOUR HIGHNESS, THERE IS A BEAR IN THE CROPS WEARING A STRANGE HAT "

He led her farther in the gardens and low and behold, a bear with a sombrerro laying in the path of grass

Lily looked up on the bear who was snoozing away.

Suddenly the bear rose up from its slumber. It started at both the guard and Lily while slightly adjusting its hat.

" Well aren't you a friendly one "
The bear replied in a deep voice, " Same to you "

Lily scrambled out of bed with a scream. It was only a dream. A weird dream...


As lily looked up. Nope it wasn't a dream. Well the whole garden thing was but the bear isn't. Suddenly the bear started to speak in Spanish.
It took lily a while (50 minutes) to react to the bear being in her room as she screamed again and began throwing pillows and stuff at the Spanish speaking beaner bear.

She decided to get up to fight the bear but hit her head on the bed pillars and woke up. Again. Just another dream. . . Right? As she looked around the room that was barley lit by the moonlight she took a sign of relief.

It was just a dream. harmless dreams about possibly fighting the bear. . . Fighting a beaner bear. . . A Spanish talking bear .

For a second she thought she was going crazy. It was such a werid and lively dream. Was it a dream?.. or did she faint the first time and knocked herself out the second time.. at least it's morning.

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Collector is riding their pirate ship doing pirate-y things because that's what the prompt gave me. They even got this cool emulator where they can pirate pokemon platinum. It's pretty cool :]

Anyways the Fucking Eevee they caught 5 hours ago pops out of the screen.

"Piracy is bad :("

"...Ma." Collector shouts to their crew. "Ma there's a weird Fucking cat outside."

The crew looks confused. "...What?"

"Blink motherfucker, blink." Collector whispers to the Eevee. Obviously, the rat-dog-cat thing does not, in fact, blink.

The Eevve just kept staring at the collector like it wanted to eat their soul.

They look at me

And I look at them

THEY LOOK AT ME

It's just silence between the two and the crew got a bit concerned for their captain. Their captain is just staring at the werid rat creature.

a crew man walks over and looks at the ds (or whatever the fuck) and looks back at collector

"Fuck is wrong with your cat, cats dont act like that"

now everyone else is staring at the weird rat creature

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Daniella: Hey you baby. You bitch ass motherfucker with the long hair.

You Fucking Faggot. You poor excuse for a king, Asgore could better on a good day. Lissette getting quiet jealous of how much hair you have flying

around.

Crybaby King: Wh-

Daniella: Thats right. That much hair collecting dust and crust. Never heard of shampoo. Never heard of condition. Could build a Fucking house and shelter with that brick built looking hair.

Crybaby King: 0h

Daniella: Been gathering so much Fucking oil that the gang set it ablaze.

Could use that as a fire starter. Never mind using timescraftery to rid of people, that Funky-aah hair enough to repel an army. Is personal hygiene not part of the whole democracy part???

Crybaby King: ........

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Edward and stomps are taking a nap. Mosquitoes keep singing Despacito in their ears at 3am, this was the 4th song the mosquito sang.

Edward hides his head underneath a pillow. Stomps is swinging at the sings mosquitoes.
The mosquitos start preforming a concert at the edge of their bed.

Spotlights, speakers, rave parties.
Some of the mosquitos start having a fnf rap battle.

“ ^ ^ > < v < “

“v v v ^ ^<^”

...How are they even making those noises with their mouths?

Do they even have mouths??? Primal aspids have those little..-proboscus(?) thingies... Are the mosquitos supposed to be primal aspids? I think the mosquitos are supposed to be primal aspids.

Stomps groans.
"Gods above, I hear enough of this funking night friday crap from Goni..."

Edward, finally having enough, takes out the bugs spray and starts and squirts the motherfuckers like one would spray water at a cat from a spray bottle.

The aspids fall to the ground, all the cacophony and noise suddenly coming to a halt.

"..-We could of just done that this whole time???"

"Guess so."

"Do you know how much easier it would have been to deal with Prisma if we knew this earlier??? We wouldn't have even needed the lesbian subplot to pacify her?"

And then they went back to bed because I am out of ideas.

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james looked around seeing red and white and not being in the castle anymore

there was a tooth guy floating with a weird cane

he says hes in a weird circus now, and how he'll be here for a while. ok.

now hes on a quest to look for a baby
Weird, but least he gets to hang out with a twink rabbit.

Hello twink rabbit :]

"Die."

Ok owch.

James is shoved through a portal into... idfk some kind of scifi cereal themed ditch. Yeah.
The ditch has some Official amazing digital circus main character marketable pins From the official Glitch productions merch website clipping into walls. Oh no.

Idfk the prompt generator gave me pins.
Gotta mention this was all taken place at baseball game! Pretty sick if you ask me.
Caine was back from getting a hot dog and gets conked in the head? Teeth?

I don't know, by a Freaking baseball.

James still needs to find that baby. Why can't someone else find it? WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF?!

" Sup babe " Its that Twink rabbit, holding a toddler. " Is this the baby we're looking for? "
James stared at the obviously crying toddler screaming its lung out. " I guess????? "

" Cool. We win. " The gay ahh rabbit sat the child down.

" Win? " says James. Eh whatever.

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Sok saw some werid cat? Dog? Thing show up in hallownest by a pink light. A pink light From heaven.

As sok got closer the cat dog thing seemed passed out before getting stabbed by a stick and screamed in vocaloid.

"Oh Fuck not another child. Please don't be another weapon-wielding child." The Outlaw screeches. Great. Dealing with Bird and Violet was already enough. Now he has to deal with another child???

Sok glares at the furry. They bonk him with their nail.

"Ack! Not again!" Puppycat hisses.

Bonk bonk bonkbonk bonk

"Stop that!"

Bonk

">:(((((”
Puppycat snatches Sok's nail from them and starts bonking THEM with it.

"How you like that huh?!"

Sok doesn't like it, especially but a weird cat dog. But they can't do anything without their gun so they'll just sit here until it stops.

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Siffrin is trotting around like the sad being they are trip into a Fountain, sinking somehow deeper and deeper. Eventually dropped out into a room with a red carpet flooring, black walls with one wall being windows to look out of.

They notice the bar within the room and hop up on one of the seats.

"Where am I?" They asked.

A lady working there turned around and smiled at him while cleaning a glass. "Aren't you a bit young to be drinkin' honey?"
Siffrin shrugs.

"well who am I to ask. I got another kid over there getting drunk off of apple juice in the corner." The lady said giving siffrin a glass of water

Siffrin stayed confused of his surroundings before going up to the kid in the corner

"Hi?"

No response from the kid. The kid seemed passed out but had a name tag that read margarita.

This kid probably did drink to many apple juices.. was this kid also lost? It didn't seem like there was a way out.

'Margarita' lifted her head up after a second tug and stared at Siff.

They blinked a few times confused.

>"Hー”

"-Are you a wizard? Why are you all monochrome?"

> "Monochrome?"

"Yeah! Your all black and white!!"

> "...Black and... white?"

*insert color theorry Imao TIME FUCK*

Uhm uh [ you GOT MEMORY OF COLORS ]

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Martha was sitting on the bench, venting to the bee

"And she yelled at my sister for mistaking up the spaghetti fork with the dessert fork"

buzz buzz

"they were both small forks and the set is barely different" :(((

buzzzzz bzt bzt bzt bzt bbbbbbbbbbbbzzzbbzbbbbbbssssssttzzzzzz

"At least bees dont yell at me or call me a--"

A guy runs up behind her and smacks the bee with an Italian vogue magazine.

"OH MY GOSH AE YOU OKAY?!" She looks to the man and snatches the magazine.

"JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

"It's a bug."

"WELL, HE'S NOT BOTHERING ANYONE! GET OUT OF HERE YOU CREEP!" She smacks him with the rolled up magazine until he leaves.

"Buzz buzz mother Fucker" The bee goes, somehow surviving.

"Oh ma gawd."

"Do you particularly fancy instrumentation of the jazz genre?"

"...Bee, it's 2024."

"...Ok. Well anyways. Do you want to have an affair and participate in a court case?"

"...Yeah sure why not."

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Loop's body is Freezing in tine.

Fuck-

This is like. Really bad actually.

This hasn't happened since uhh... Spoilers.

Isn't the Researcher normally the one who gets frozen in fanfictions?

Aw well. At least Loop might Finally get a Fucking nap.

Do you know how hard it is to blinding sleep when your head burns as bright as the_blinding_ sun???

Ah. The Housemaiden is looking at them with a strange look.

She's using her lovely moving cure spell. Silly Housemaiden. Doesn't she know that doesn't work on pcs???

...That's what you are now afterall...

"Oh change. Oh crab." She mutters.

Wow, there's like. No punchline in this. Wuh oh. We can't have this be a serious fic. Quick, someone add a funny explosion joke.

me after seeing Funny exploression

Mira preforms the cure, staring at you. "Chicken."

".Wh"💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

"we'd like to take a moment to-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥”

"ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥”

As the loop looks at the house in fire after safety getting out with the rest of the people that were in house, some people were arguing that they shouldn't have ever let mira cook the food ever again, this was the 3rd time the food exploded and caused a house fire.

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"Carl, how's your tea dear?"

"Splendid."

"Good... Good."

Carl felt a tight knot in his stomach after the drinking the tea. No.

Granny how could you do this me?

"Has a bit of a kick doesn't it?" The bitch ass grandma chuckles.

"...
blows up cup of tea with mind."

The grandma's face shifts into horror at his words.

“...Chicken 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥"

'we'd like to take a nonent to- AAAAAA 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥”
“ALL OUR TEA KEEPS BLOWING AAAA- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥”

"HOW DARE YOU TRY PROSION ME" Carl yelled at the granda as he threw her tea down the bacanly and evenly throw the granda out the bacanly
Rapunzel style.

"At least terra's problems are now solved!!. terra world peace

Finally arrived-"

....

"Time to steal terras technology!! :D"
As the sun started to set Carl successfully stole terras technology and was able to keep it all..

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athalia poofs but appears somewhere not in greenpath. she looks around and finds a silly cat with a bell pendant. she scoops up the cat and RINGRINGIRRING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

The cat makes vocaloid noises.

"Ah! Put me down this instant wench!"

"Oh my Fucking god Oliver fron vocaloid???"

"No you fucking asshole. I used to be voiced by Steve Blum before I became a furry >:("

"Who the fuck is Steve Blum."

"We got nission stuff." The best character sings. "Are you ready to commit a regicide?"

"Oh boy, l'ue neuer connitted regicide before! My village and I got killed before I ever got the chance!"

"What?"

"What?"

"Have you ever committed a regicide before, cat person?"

"No, but I got accused of regicide once because I had an affair with a princess."

"Ah that sucks."

"Yeah."

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The creeper went up to the bear asking for directions to the nearest tnt shop but before he can speak nay more the bear said

"THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥🧨💥🧨🧨💥🧨💥🧨🇺🇸💥💥🧨🧨💥🇺🇸🧨💥🦅🦅🦅 WE ONLY SPEAK AMERICAN HERE NO PSPSPSPSPSPSPS!! YOUR
THREATENING MY RIGHTS AND JOB AS A LOYAL AMERICAN!!" said the bear

The creeper looked at the bear confused. The creeper understood

English but couldn't speak it.

"WHATCHA LOOKIN AT YOU FOREIGN SAD SHAPED GREEN NON AMERICAN THIS IS MY COUNTRY!"

The creeper rolled its eyes as this high resolution furry brown lump with a blue cap on while holding an American flag yaps.

The creeper knew exactly what to do to impress the bear.

The creeper doesn't have any guns, but it can still blow up. So it does just that.

Aw man.
The last thing the bear hears before succumbing to oblivion is the opening notes to Revenge by Captain Sparklez.

The mexican bear groans out two last sentences.

"Not bad kid."

It wheezes.

"N o t b a d . . .”

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The bear stood at the store display at the mall with a pair of red, shiney jordans. He was amongst other mannequins too why was there a bear

kids walking by stare at the cool red jordans and sone sobs how does the aninatronics biggass feet fit into snall Fucking shoes? ho knows matpat pulls up and starts documenting this new fnaf lore

matpat: fnaf novie 2

markiplier: yes

Freddy sees MatPat, "Bro stole ny jordans."

"What no I didn't." Matthew Patthew looks down to see Frebby's big ahh clown shoes on him.

"Gimme my shoes back blud." Freddy comes over to MatPat and shakes him down fron the shoes, accidentally killing hin the process.

"Oh well, I got ny shoes back."

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Owen hfione???

Funni nail???

nvfm 

Owen eats a hot dog.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Owen looks at the nexican bear.

Now. According to a very credible source on Discord.com, Owen hates people.

Does a bear count as a people?

Well depending on what you mean by bear, yes. But this is a furry mannal with sharp teeth, and not a homosexual. So. No? Probably not?

Owen shrugs and gives the bear a hot dog.

The bear eats the hot dog and starts talking to Oven about how some crazy blonde lady tried to fight him after he helped her because she fainted at the sight of seeing them.

Owen felt like the mention of the lady was familiar but patted the bears back to console it. He eventually offers the bear a soda which the bear takes.

the bear explodes

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Once there was a guy named The Rizzler. Everyone hated him. He did nothing except scamming old people and kidnapping children. One day, he did these exact things. Nothing changed. Nothing happened. He kept doing this. Then he kidnapped a guy named Jimmy. Jimmy is cool. He saw jimmy and said 'GYAT!' for some reason.

Jimmy stared at the Rizzler, blinking, "That's not very skibidi of you. I know what are you are. "

Rizzler sighed, "You haven't paid your fanum tax. That's why I'm here."

that one kid just looked at bro, "im fucking 9 i pay no taxes"

then a random clone trooper walked up to the 2- "hey is this you kid?" the rizzler (i regret typing that) said- "uh no we are friends" jimmy then responded- "uh no we are not you creepy a goober" the clone would then pull out a rifle shooting the rizzler in the head (never make me say rizzler ever fucking again) jimmy shocked said- "hm is nice" the clone would walk up to the kid an said- "don't do the trends on YouTube right now kid."

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I DIDNT MEAN TO WRITE THIS MUCH WHAT THE FUCK

Mario wakes up in a cold sweat.

He looks around-- he’s not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore. No castles, no pipes, no Toads. Instead, he’s in a dimly lit orphanage, and a woman in a gasmask is staring at him like he just crash-landed into her living room.

“Who—who are you? Where am I?” Mario stammers

The woman sighs, “I’m Adeline, and you’re in my orphanage... You just fell through the ceiling..... Again,,,,,”

“I— I was-a having the worst-a nightmare- The spaghetti… it was alive.”

Adeline pinches the bridge of her nose, “Right. And?”

“It was chasing me. With-a forks. Hundreds of forks! They wanted revenge for all the years I-a ate them!” Mario grabs her shoulders “THE MEATBALLS HAD LEGS, ADELINE.”
you wrote this... so you can't react!

Adeline sighs, “You obviously don’t have any knowledge in Spaghetti masses do you?”

“.. What’s that-“ As Mario speaks a pound can be heard on the front door, marinara sauce seeping from underneath.

He sees... the marinara sauce monster in the freakeast way possibl.... adeline shoots at it 57 times, the marinara souce ixplods as mario kissus it, adelaine turns at him with disgust, she says

"I hope you die.." as she speas, maio does a backeflip and falls at her head, knocking her out

it was all a treck.. mario was going to kidnap her.. he picks her up and put her in a ruom, a rubbr room, a robber room full with rets... rets make her crazy.. she starts laughing repeatedly

Adeline just. . . Start to tweak. . . and just DROPKICK THE DOOR AND CHASED MARIO WITH A MASSIVE FORK.

Mario regrets for putting her with the rats as EVEN THE RATS HAS MASSIVE FORKS AND ALL OF THEM STARTED TO CHASE MARIO AAAAA-

And Mario wasn't fast enough cuz he's a fatty plumber (sorry my fellow italian u.u) and just gets stomped by a crazy old caretaker and rats. . . What a loser guh.

Anyway Mario of course got his ass saved by PEACH, who drop kicks everyone and all of them explodes and do the family pose, apart fot Adeline who just gain her sanity back and flip them both "Hell nah get out of my house" Adeline said as she proceed to kick them out of her orphanage and slam the door close.

Mario and Peach looked at each others before shrugging their shoulders and just went into the Northwoods LALALALALA.

BUT OH NO, THEY GET JUMPED BY BIOMASS AND THEY FUCKING EXPLODES. . . oh well that's what they get for jumping Adeline womp womp.

THE END

Adeline:" What the fuck i just dreamed-'

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As mahaveer was walking down a road he saw an biomass. . .just chilling i gues idk. . .it had a party hat too.Ofc he came up to it and tryed to kill it before it well...kill you know?The random biomass would say''WAIT. . .they dont love you like i love youuu~''.Maha. . .stood there. . .''h u h?''as mahaveer would look down he had a present. . .oooh no it had a human head in it. . .it. . .its still someting :D.''. . .thank you''
''googoo gaagaa :p''as it would start to walk away. . .mahaveer would follow it to see whats up wtih bro.And they had tea party. . .he just went to the shop to get some tea. . .huh not bad.

Mahaveer put the box down slowly. "Thanks, huh?" Still processing, he blinked once more. Although it was fairly up there, it was by no means the strangest thing he had ever seen. "Now what?" The biomass began to... move on its own. It was illogical. Its wavy shape gave the impression that it wasn't really preoccupied with personal space or the laws of physics. "Where are you going?" Mahaveer, a little worried yet strangely interested, called after it. (IHe had no intention of allowing a random, singing biomass wearing a party hat to simply disappear into the horizon without any idea what was going on. "To have a tea party!" As if to make a joke, the biomass whirled its mass of ooze around, its form bubbling. "Want to come? It's a really nice one. “You’re hosting a tea party?” “What?” Mahaveer narrowed his eyes and enquired. For example, tea tea? With real tea?"

"Obviously, yes! I bought the tea at the store. It stumbled off like though it didn't care about anything at all. Mahaveer rubbed his temples and moaned. "All right, all right. Let's observe how things develops.

The two walked with 10 m away from each other cuz who would be dummy to trust a biomass like this-
Anyway. They keep WADDLE WADDLE until a SNAKE jumped on Mahaveer, which. . . Just one punched the snake and send it into the space. The biomass just gave them a thumbs up before continuing WADDLE WADDLE until they finally reach the tea shop!
BUT WAIT. There's no way. . . After all that happened. . . THAT'S NOT A TEA SHOP THAT'S A. . . OH NO. . .NONONONONO.. .

NOT THE SOUP STORE!! AND THE BIOMASS ACTUALLY WANTED TO BUY CLOTHES?!

"WHY WOULD YOU BUY CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE-" yelled Mahaveer.
"FUCK YOU-"yelled back the biomass before getting one punched by Mahaveer, dying instanly (ONE SHOT).

After this Mahaveer tried to get out the soup store but OH GOD WHERE THE EXIT?!
NO WAIT THE EXIT DISAPPEARD RIGHT?-
"Wow ves your creativity sucks-" Mahaveer broke the 4th wall
"SHUSH IM TRYING MY BEST-" Vesiliki responded as i flipped Mahaveer with both m

Mahaveer was unfazed and looked around the endless aisles of soup. tomato soup, chicken noodle soup, soup that should NOT legally exist.

"...im not doing this" he tried to punch a wall BUT THERES NO WALL.

just....more s o u p.

suddenly the can starts MOVING.

the biomass is still dead tho. wait si it. no. WAIT FUCK OH GOD.

HE RESPAWNED BUT STRONGER. "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ONE-SHOT ME???"

Mahaveer SIGHS, "bro. literally no one wants to fight you."

"FUCK YOU."

the biomass LUNGED.

Mahaveer sighs even HARDER, summoning the power of oiled up men. he lifts his hand. a single flick. BOOM.

The biomass EXPLODES INTO GLITTER.

..he realized the exit- IS STILL GONE.

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FREAKYMAN ran through the dark corridor with only a flashlight in hand, not daring to look back. He could the flopping, squelching sound of water on concrete.

as he turns behind, he sees the FISH flopping around, he is SCARED THAT HIS BUTCHEEKS STARTS TO SMEEL BAD, he runs and runs, the fish runs at him as he sees the FISH grows legs and turns into a robot, the robot starts doing the sigma backflips as him turns at it and is FLABBERGASPED by it, but you cannot let him win.. "I WILL TOUCH YOU" freakyman says as he does the BEST sigma backflip ever

The FISH-ROBOT screeches, mechanical fins...roboting or something as it calculates a counterattack, “UNACCEPTABLE. ENGAGING GIGA-FLIP MODE.”

Suddenly, JET ENGINES burst out of the fish’s back. It BLASTS into the air, spinning so fast that time itself begins to glitch.

Reality breaks. FREAKYMAN sees himself as a baby, himself as an old man, himself as a sentient toaster. The toaster fucking screams.

But he's BUILT DIFFERENT. Actually built wrongly.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

FREAKYMAN claps his cheeks together with such force that the shockwave launches him into the stratosphere.

as the fish would be in space. . .he would summon his stand. . .endless sea makeing the hole space full of water
As freakmaster looks upont this hed grin summoning his onw stand. . .CUM69 as he would fly to the air to space.
''well you preaty much fucked the hole space cuz you didnt lose to me''-freakmaster
''ID RATHER DIE TO
KURT THE FUCKING BITCH HE IS THAN YOU''-said f i s h
''hmp i gues it wont realy matter. . .cuz with this ill end this ones and FOR ALL''-as freak master would charge his ult. . .WHITE SPLASH
f i s h would olso do the same. . .ENDLESS ABEES
as there attacks would colide together makeing the hole universe shake.FREAKMASTER would be loseing the battle of clash
''HA NOT SO CUTE NOW ARE YA?!"'-said f i s h
''. . .''-as he would remember all the good times he was with man. . .the beatch waching there a##es and haveing fun. . .he wont let his man DIE-
''GYAAAAAAAAAAAH I WONT LET YOU DESTROOOY MY MAAAAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''-his white spalsh would awaken and it would turn to. . .WHITE VOID SPLASH OVER WEAMING THE fish.
''NOO I WONT THIS CANT BE HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAH''as fish would look at the last thing he will see and the one who defeated him. . .''you. .. dam. .. bastaard''as he would die. . .the winnter of the faith . . .the freak master(sadly for kurt)''. . .bitch. . .am adorable'' THE END

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Johnny sat on the couch and nervously prodded at his phone while feigning a deep interest in the TV. The dull light from the screen was preferable to staring at Larry, even though he had no idea what was happening in the show. Who, like an anxious penguin, was pacing the living room? It was undoubtedly contributing to Johnny's increasing unease. Larry halted in the middle of his stride and turned abruptly to Johnny, his face displaying a mixture of bewilderment and worry.

"So... are we doing this, or...?" Johnny almost dropped his phone. He asked a bit too fast, "Doing what?" which caused Larry to raise an eyebrow. "You know," Larry said, gesturing between them as if Johnny had an invisible route map of some kind. "This. Us. Whatever it is. I think we ought to discuss it. After blinking a few times, Johnny laughed uneasily. "Oh, of course. Yes, absolutely. I am good at talking about stuff. He tapped the couch beside him awkwardly. "Want to take a seat? I'm not saying you have to, but sitting is something that people do. when they don't pace themselves like they're in an action film. With a dramatic sigh, Larry threw his arm around the back of the couch and sank down next to Johnny. I'd be better off pacing, to be honest. This is not something you're making any easier. Larry lifted his eyebrows and cocked his head. Do you want us to be smooth, then?
Johnny's cheeks turned red. Smooth as... well... well, I don't know. An extremely smooth pancake?

Larry snorted after gently blinking. A smooth pancake. Yes, that's precisely the atmosphere I wanted to create.

Johnny's face was buried in his hands. "Isn't this a catastrophe?"

"I wouldn't say disaster, but rather incredibly entertaining for anyone who happens to be watching." Larry smiled as if he was having a great time as he leaned back.

Johnny looked at him. "You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?"

Larry grinned. "You could say I’m thrilled."

Fantastic,” Johnny whispered, “exactly what I required. I'm awkwardly attracted to a sadistic oddball who finds humour in my suffering.

"You fault darling. Not mine. You have horrible taste in men." Larry snickered

"Oh shut up! It's not true! Yours are worse! Like you would fall for a rock if you wanted to" Johnny try to counter him back, but his face become red like a tomato, and this only made Larry more amused by his akwardness.

"Liar liar, pants on fire!" Larry joked with a snort

"I SAID SHUT UP-" Johnny litteraly buried his fave between his legs, trying to hide is redness on his face.
Part 2 REACTS:

''. . .am not gay tho''-hed look at the 4 wall-
as larry. . .would reveal that he was. ..FREAKY LARRY OH GOD NOOOO
''NANI?!''-said jonny-
''took you long enoth~''-said freaky larry-
''bastard. . .what did you do to larry you dam bastard?!"-said jonny while someting was comeing out of his back . . .like a ghost?-
''oh?are you ciros to know about my brother?oh dont worry about him...he is dead now''-said freaky larry as he summoned his stand. . .milk man-
''YOU WILL PAY''-as jonny would summon. . .drunk man for the legendery battle of who is worse while they do the dio and jotaro walk meme-

“Heh..” Larry chuckles, “Little did you know I have my own stand!”

A stand emerges from the ground below Larry. “You think you can withstand me?”

Johnny chugs another bottle of Jack Daniel’s, “Of course, we both know I would win.” He smashes the bottle on the ground.

“Then come at me.” Larry taunts.

And before Johnny could take another step he passed out from all the alcohol, maybe he shouldn’t have had this many bottles.

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On dey knull was finish the bath and his clothes where not here, he says "Ohs noes, mys clothes ares gones!" naked knulls says as he goes down the the hall, he sees GENERAL MUNCHKINS MANS?!
He says "wows general munchquins mans" as he says general munchkins mans startings running at him, knull runs as his jinglys jonglys goies apart, general munchkin man grabs his buttcheek, throwing him to the floor

Knull leaps over furniture. The Munchkins mans slides under tables.

Lamps crash.

A fish tank explodes.

An old woman faints.

Then- he vanishes.

No seriously. He just disappears. Like a cryptid. Gone.

Knull blinks. “What.”

“Fuck you!” Says the disappearing General Munchkin Man.

“… What…” Says Knull.

The room goes quiet, and Knull stands there staring in bewilderment. Uncertain if he is awake or in a fever dream, he gazes down at his nude body. The air is heavy with the smell of fish tank water. He moves forward a step. "Did that just happen?" He scans his surroundings, attempting to make sense of the confusion. Lamps are broken, furniture is overturned, and the fainting elderly woman is lying on the floor, unconscious. However, General Munchkin Man is nowhere to be seen. The odd, lingering echo of "Fuck you!" that the fuck you" girl said which made no sense...

He scrapes his head "Okay, so... was that a fight, or just... a weird encounter?" In the hopes of finding his clothes, he heads back down the corridor. However, a voice erupts from behind him as he round the corner.

"Oi! Get back here, you naked rogue!"

Knull goes cold. He turns slowly and sees General Munchkin Man standing in a puddle of broken glass and furniture. His small body pulses with odd, strong energy, and his eyes are shining. "Well," Knull chuckles, "this day just got even weirder." Then he runs away and jumps into an active volcano because he cool like that.

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One day Primrose walking around the coast of sunrise island she met. . . PLANKTON? FROM SOONGEBOB? HOW MAN DID GET INTO THIS UNIVERSE-
Anyway. . . Apparently Primrose, seeing the smoll bean, she decided to help them return into the water (or universe whatever).

''do you have a secret formila?''said the green bug''on what?''said stair way victom''. . .for that slay outfit like omg so slay~''said the gay bug dude.Rose then after thouht him how to be slay. . .i gues. . .i mean i knew he was gay for mr.crabs but. . .ayo.Then they araifed to the sea. . .then the king of sea came . .with thunder sarounding him. . .posaidon(from the posse)''. . .POSADA?''said the dematia gilr ''garble garble. . .bitch''said the goat as they sat on him and he would swim them down to the spongbob universe. . .mid way they sawa gilr with white coat with white witch hat...she looks like sleeping...omoslt like she been trhouht some. . .''loop''hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.When they arived in the mr.crabs place he saw squidwerd. . .ugly as aways(never being slay)they called mr crabs and trhouht the door you could hear manaceing japanees words and flying J j. . .kainda like jojo. . .dear god.

Primrose eyed her reflection in the Krusty Krab's window and made one final adjustment to her killer ensemble. She whispered to herself, "Like, am I serving looks or am I serving looks today?" Even though she was trapped in a strange, watery universe with talking fish and crabs, she was feeling particularly amazing today. She spun wildly in front of him and said, "Do you like my outfit, Poseidon?" "I’m thinking of starting a new trend in the undersea fashion scene." Still sizzling with electric energy, Poseidon looked at her, obviously trying not to smile. "Aye, lass, you're lookin’ more dazzling than a thunderstorm at sunset, I’ll give ye that."

"Yas!" With her arms raised in the air, Primrose revelled in the praise. "Poseidon, you understand. You truly understand. Plankton, meantime, who had been hiding in the corner, displaying the most ferocious villainy he could summon, spotted his opportunity." "FOOLS!" he yelled as he instantly leaped onto his little robot body. The secret formula will be stolen by me, Plankton, and then—"

"Hold up." Mid-monologue, Primrose interrupted him with a finger. "You? "Stolen the secret formula?" She started laughing. "You? Take a look at yourself! You have a negative attitude and are a bean." Plankton's mechanical arms flailed in defiance as he froze. Sputtered, "I am NOT a bean!" "I am a mastermind of evil! I am—"

Primrose twirled her hair and joked, "You're so tiny, I bet you could be a bean in a toilet bowl." "Just saying."

plankton starts to do a sound as the demon that grips balls grips his balls, primrose looks at him like "what the fuck.." as plankton starts to float into the sky and turn into a demon, he did NOT take that joke jokingly

primrose runs as she picks up her gun, pointing to the plankton and shooting, the plankton reflects the bullets, shooting near rose, as he OOOOOAAAAHHHHHH

PRIM RUNS AND RUNS AND SAYS "WHY THE FUCK HIS BALLS ARE GETTING GRIPPED :sob:" "fuck you," said the fuck you plankton as his balls gets gripped, he explodes and dies as poseidon appears and do the little jiggle.

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So anyway, this takes place in a stupid IKEA. Yeah. Don’t ask why. Don’t ask how. Shedletsky has decided to film a cooking show in the middle of a fake kitchen setup. The problem?

His only ingredient is an egg. Not just any egg. The Egg. And he takes out his sword “WELCOME back to Shed cooks OR dies trying the ONLY cooking show where the chef is legally banned from handling sharp objects in three states”

Shedletsky brought up the sword trying to crack open THE egg and as he brought it down, the egg came alive pulling out two frying pans and a hat. then, he started to sing, "My name is 1eggs. I made the breakfast. It was difficult, to put the meal together. But unfortunately, something went so wrong. And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song! My name is 1eggs! 1eggs! 1eggs! 1eggs! 1eggs!" as the two started to have an all-out brawl in the IKEA now

Shedletsky now pointed his sword to the dancing egg, saying "Who said you made the breakfest..." shedletsky would say with his fat ass, 1egg looks up with a frownie face and says, "sir im shedlesty racist :(" the 1egg pulls up a comically big sword and points to shed's big ass belly, shed now bringed his sword down, fucking killing one eggs, the people on the background goes "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

So shed brings up.. maha the freaky.. who cracks open an egg, showing.. the second 1egg... "My name is 1eggs. I made the breakfast. It was difficult, to put the meal together. But unfortunately, something went so wrong. And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song! My name is 1eggs! 1eggs! 1eggs! 1eggs! 1eggs!"

he second 1eggs took a good look around after doing his iconic chant, before he noticed- the meal plate. "NO NO NO, THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH SALT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DISH ANYMORE!" Shedletsky just stood there without a single movement, his mouth opening in a smile as his eyes trailed off to the side. 1eggs and the audience could only stare at the sheer happiness on this man's face. Before 1eggs quickly sprouted from the egg and grew to a comical size. He sadly looks down at the meal plate again... "Oh no... This is so unsalvageable..." Then Shedletsky turned to look at the plate too... His diagnosis? "Looks fine to m-" Shedletsky was interrupted 1eggs fucking LAUNCHING a frying pan into his face, with an exceptionally loud metal BANG sound effect. The impact was so strong it created a shockwave that shattered all of the filming cameras and leveled the IKEA... Killing everyone inside. The end.

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In an ocean, far far away... There lay an impenetrable home for rebels, refugees from cities subjugated under occupation of the separatists. The de-facto leader of this small refuge being the Texas-born squirrel prominently known throughout the ocean as Sandy Cheeks. A master in all forms of martial arts and one with expertise in tactics and science. A role she didn't particularly want, but a helm she had to take due to her obligation to help the less fortunate against the separatist threat. They could not hide forever though, and it would be so that one day, a cleaner crew of b1 droids came patrolling the lands...

As she was looking out of the window she saw spongbob and patrick walk up to them asking them stupid stuff such as
''do you get fueled when you eat water :p''
''...we-we dont even ea-YOU CANT EVEN EAT WATER-''
''calm down b-132 they are just animals''
''and an talking spung''
''and thats why its dum''
spongbob would poke one of them offering one of them an burger...the b1 would shoot at the plate but spongbob had 238 burgers behinde him...patrick on the udder hand tryed to eat the shot at burgers but one of the droids steped on it...
-patrick isnt happy.-

Patrick would slowly look down at the stepped-on burger… then back up at the droid. His mouth quivered. His eyes watered. Then— roar.
He dove for the droid’s leg, gnawing at the leg like it was a giant ice cream cone.
“WE ARE UNDER ATTACK—FROM A STARFISH—REPEAT, A STARFISH—” the droid screamed, shaking its leg violently.
SpongeBob gasped.
“Patrick, no! Save your appetite, I have more!” He pulled yet another steaming Krabby Patty out of thin air, holding it up like a treaty.
But B-132 already panicked, blasting the burger out of his hands again.
The room was filling with burgers now.
“...they are multiplying,” B-47 said in a flat, horrified tone.
SpongeBob grinned.
“That’s right. Infinite Patty Protocol.”
Patrick cheered, diving into the burger pile like a child into a ball pit. Only problem—every bite he took made more patties spawn. Soon, the outpost floor groaned under the greasy weight of hundreds of them, ketchup dripping through the vents.
B-132 moved around, his servos sparking.
“This is illogical—this is impossible—we are drowning in… in… FOOD!”
The droids slipped on buns and patties, firing wildly at nothing as SpongeBob marched forward with spatula in hand, eyes burning with cartoonish determination.
“Gentlemen,” he declared, “you’re about to be grilled.”

The droids slipped and tripped over one another, trying to get to the exit. As SpongeBob begins to slowly ascend into the air with a radiant glow around.
“Order up!” He screams at the top of lungs. Summoning krabby patties out of thin water and firing them at the droids. They all scream in horror as they get taken out, one by one with patties to the face.

With one droid remaining, SpongeBob levitates to the droid with the last patty in his hand. It is frozen in fear.

“This one is on the house.” Before getting smashed in the face with a krabby patty. Hungers well satisfied… Well, for the most part.

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John doe saw on how HORRIBLE David bazucky's moderation is, so he walked up behind him with a 12-gauge shotgun blowing both kneecaps out. then they lived happily ever after with crippled David bazucky and john doe

then all the Roblox pedos behind him would proceed to attack john doe with a bunch of ''sticks'' and before killing him john would become (milestone 4) and proceeded to massacre them while also writing a bad review about ROBLOX, and while doing so would also expose David for being on the Epstein list. (oh and fuck chadthecreator- narrator) and afterword would hop onto after the flash to then be absolutly traumatized by its community and being thankful hes meant to kill everyone. he'd also then play JBAS fighting a blu cube with ears and acually enjoyed it. his nickname was smert.

Smert was a cool kid, he didn’t care about what was going on the world. Traumatizing innocents as this John Doe guy felt pretty good. Yeah, the blue cat would sometimes get away but, it’s fine. He can scream at it later.

''BOI''-hed scream at nolan coolkid-
''HAWK TUAH?''
''GIVE ME THE BEER I NEED ONE AFTER THIS''
''hawk tuah :D''
hed sit down and look as he would look outside...why is david doing an gojo flying pose?
''pedos...litle kids...am sorry i cant touch yall rn...its just the world is so buteful rn...i dont feal hate towards the horny bald yellow dude''-hed look at him
''AH SHIT BOY GEME THE DAM SHOTGUN''
''HAWK TUAH >;D''
''trhouht out heaven and earth i alone dont give an shit about you privasy or problems''-hed lift his arm up-''hollow..chaild toucher''
''AH SHHHHHHHHHHH-huh?''-c00lkid was infront of joe doe
''hawk tuah :D''
''W-WHAT?!?!?!''
''hawk tuah :D''-hed slowy lift his rainbow hat as it would turn into jeffry epstain picure-
''AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH''-hed turn into ashesh-
''GUH HOW?!''
''HAWK TUAH :D''-''its due to my kid zone the ''nono dont touch me there''power it allows me to not get attacked by older people than me''-
''. . .based''
''HAWK TUAH :D''
''comon c00lkid lets get you the ipad to wach the hawktuah protcast and some choco milk''
''YAY-chm i mean HAWK TUAH :D''
the end u-u

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Rose awakes in a bed a flowers, the ones similar to her name. She opens her eyes as the rays of light spill through the stained glass and onto the walls. She notices a blue figure just out of her blind spot, a dress fluttering like wind to a curtain. She flips to her side and raise her head to now fully see the mysterious person in blue.

The person turns in her direction. Eyes of a pale blue and face with a soft smile.

Her voice is soothing, though the way she lingers by the bedside feels more watchful than warm.

Rose blinked, adjusting to the light. She doesn’t recognize the room, nor the elegant one ahead.

“ Good morning, Rose, ” she spoke, “You mustn’t strain yourself.”

" . . where.. am I-? "

“In a place far safer than where you were,” the woman replies. She bends down to adjust the flowers, making sure none press too heavily against Rose’s arms. “You’ve been asleep. Too long, perhaps. But you’re awake now. That’s what matters my girl.”

Rose opens her mouth to speak again but then a loud crash rings out from somewhere beyond the stained glass. Muffled shouting-

“Ignore that,” the woman whispered, “It’s nothing for you to worry about.”

Another crash. This one closer. Dust shakes from the ceiling- and then...

''LADY I DO NOT GIVE AN DAM I DO NOT LIKE BEING KIDNAPPED FOR THE...''-she starts counting on her fingers-''147 TIME SO I DESERVE TO KNOW WHERE I AM''
''...huff if you want to know so bad...your in my basement'''
''.''
''yeee so ushualy id like yknow bring you to an magical place blah blah but uhm...i kainda ran out of money...my landlord kicked me out of my house...sniff''
''dam''-rose would slowy go make an run for it...fast walking-
''sniff u-u ANYWHO WANT COOKIES OR DRU-...ah poop we have an runner''-shed take out an shotgun-
''HUFF HUFF-...''-she look at what made the noise...it was an racoon...why it lowkey looks like an german dude from back the-DOSENT MATTER RN RUN-
''COME BACK I SWEAR ILL TAKE CARE OF YOU...ones i blow your kneecaps''-shed aim-''meaby take one of your livers you wont need em :D''
''I DONT HAVE ANYMORE''
''oh...meh your hair will work''

after a brief struggle rose would just burn the body of the other lady and would check her surroundings realizing it was a dream, then after opening her eyes she would be staring at Kurts autistics eyes and would just scoof before long was goofing off with the other members happily ever after :D. . . then tophat guy showed up. THE END for now :>

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the mexican bear as shaking his buns, shaking them around, until bob appeared, he got offended by the bear's moves, so he grabbed the bears meat, and gently took it off, the bear scram in pain and bitted bob's arm, bob was actually never bob, bob was just bob but inside a bob, bob was life, bob was water, bob was everything.

the bear continued his journey now, doing his backflips and kickflipping in a skateboard, he hates clankers and he love freakyness, but one day
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Mexican bear decided to take a walk downtown, thinking to himself. He wanted to become something he always dreamed of… A skateboard freak. He remembered grabbing a flier to a freak off down an alleyway and he had to get in to show off his tricks. Suddenly, Bob appeared… Wait a minute… THE BEAR FORGOT TO TAKE HIS MEDICINE AGAIN!
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SHIT!!! "I HAVE TO GO SEE MY PHARMACIST!" The bear turned around and started scampering away while incessantly spouting random shit like "ooh I wonder if they have mints" and "the public has to know about the cheese caves in Missouri! That's millions of pounds of cheese that people in need can use! But the damn government isn't letting them!" But then, the bear realized he didn't have any money! Or a pharmacy. And he wasn't in an alleyway! He blinked, and found himself huddled in a corner while wearing a bear-sized straightjacket. His arms bound together too tightly to move. Looking around, he saw that he was in a bland, grey room of concrete. A cold steel door with slots for a viewport and supposedly a port to hand trays... Someone was looking through the viewport, gently knocking on the door. A woman, who looked familiar. "Come on, it's time to take your morning meds, Hector." That... Couldn't be right. This couldn't be right. They put something in his head, something to corrupt his brain and thoughts. But NO! His mind was HIS! They wouldn't plague him with- But then... Bob appeared in the corner of his eye. To taunt him? Comfort him? It wasn't clear. But, he was just standing there... Staring. His eyes wide and bloodshot, his stance stiff and tall. "This isn't the first time this has happened, is it?" Bob said, curiously but also with a hint of mockery. The bear just shook his head, and scooted tighter into the corner.
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Bob shambled towards the bear, spouting random things now. saying things that seemed to happen... after? all of this
the bear huddled into the corner again, bob just vanished now into nothingness, then... the bear woke up, it was all a dream nothing was real, he took his meds, but BOB always haunted him for the rest of his life, every dark corner the bear saw... bob was.. until the bear couldn't take it anymore, grabbing his smith & Weston before blasting every round into bob, killing him

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barracuda recently got a job at a gas station when suddenly. . . ''AYE TRIANGLE HEAD''-chocolate guy

*death stare* ''what do you want sir- wait whys your mouth all brown?''- barracuda

' CHOCOLATEEEEeeee''- chocolate guy, chocolate guy would then fall to the floor unconscious

'' . . . i don't get paid enough to do this''-barracuda, chocolate guy would then pull out a bar of chocolate from. . . somewhere (we don't talk about where) and after eating it would get back up with a hockey mask and a gun out of thin air ''GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY''- chocolate guy

barracuda would then annialate the guy with a laser beam from their eye. ''keep the animal you fhilthy change

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.'' But it was a fate not to be... And so the chocolate guy pulled out his signature move! Called "moving out of the fucking way!" Right as the beam vaporized the ground where he once stood, the chocolate man raised his hands dramatically, chocolate bars fanning out from each finger like ninja stars... The creature made of merely shapes and beats (hehe) stared in confusion and amusement, deciding to humor him and await what he was to do next.

Suddenly, the chocolate man threw every bar at it at the same time, before they exploded like some kind of weird chocolate bombs. Obscuring Barracuda's vision of him! It was caught off guard! Surprised by the man's affinity towards chocolate voodoo! And for a split moment, it pondered that it might not see the end of today. That this man could somehow spell the end of its rei- after the disorientation, it stared off to see the fish running the fuck away... Damn.

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Barracuda was running like actually SPRINTING through the gas station parking lot. Behind bro the chocolate man stomped out of the building 

 “BRO. I WORK MINIMUM WAGE MY BOSS DOESNT PAY MY ENOUGH. CAN YOU PLEASE.”

halfway down the street it hit them, not a car not a stray chocolate bomboclat it was something far worse.

the hangover.

“oH fUcK-”

“FINALLY, TRIANGLE HEAD YOUR WEAKNESS IS REVEALED! IT IS… ALCOHOL POISONING!!”

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"WELL... ACTUALLY, ITS NOT ALCOHOL POISONING, YOURE WEAKNESS IS GAY."

barracuda slow turns to chocolate man

"what the fuck are you talking about."

chocolate man says

"They didn't give me enough screen time man, can't do shit, they dont pay me well man."

Barracuda looks at the chocolate guy.. the chocolate guy looks at barracuda...

MAHA BURSTS ONTO THE ROOM, HIS DONG DONG JANGLING AND DANGLING AROUND, BARRACUDA AND CHOCOLATE MAN LOOK AT THAT WITH A 1000 YARD STARE, maha says "come here and kiss me on my hot mouth... im feeling romantical.."

Barracuda and chocolate man run now, maha running towards them, his dong dong still dangling and jangling around, he now grabs his dong dong and SLAPS it at barracuda and chocolate man's head, both fall down and black out, they wake up in a sewer, a sewer surrounded by fish, horny fish, fish?, you know what that means!, fish!.

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the tabby kiggy did NOT wake up today expecting the dog to be possessed. NOT the 'aw he ate the couch'. not the 'he stared at my clock for too long' possesed. no this looked like a hazbin hotel knock off. the dog hovered off the ground

"...did you get possessed while i was asleep."

the dogs head snapped around at a completely impossible angle. "WE ARE LEGION"

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Kiggy was looking at them for a long time trying to make sense of it.Before kiggy was fully aware the dawg has already began gnawing on Kiggys leg. 

"Ay what the fuck get off my leg" 

the dogs head snapped up as its about to speak kiggy slammed its head with a pan making an dog indentation on the pan. 

"OO shit its a fukin possessed dog" kiggy said...then booking it by booking i mean booking a plane ticket to  some bumfuck nowhere.

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Kiggy looks down the window of the plane, evil doggo was there, flames coming out of its ass. he fly like a fucking rocket going towards the plane that the kiggy was in.

Kiggy puts both of its paws behind its head, looking at the evil doggo, for its luck, kiggy was in a parachute plane. he was a radical kiggy. So kiggy goes towards the parachutes and puts one behind its back before jumping off the plane.

Kiggy fell through the clouds as the evil doggo with its flaming hot ass comes towards it.

The cat had to do something to stop this.

So the cat turns backwards, looking at the doggo as a big fucking hand grows from one of the paws, now bitchslapping the the evil doggo.

The Evil doggo flew around like a mosquito without sense of view as the kiggy fell down and activated the parachute.

The evil doggo falls down now, as its fuel stops

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As he descends, a distant crash from the ejected plan that he had ridden scattered the room with a warm orange hue... The dust and rubble (of the sofa) scattered about, ash permeating the vicinity...

The kiggy's hind paws met the wooden oak floor, an exhale, a relapse in the events that has happened... He winced... taking a glance at his thigh.

A brutal laceration, indentations of the bite mark still there, ``Great...`` he groaned agonisingly as he slowly padded towards the slumped figure ahead...

``... Oi... You good now? Can you stop tweakin'?``

He raised a front paw, batting the carcass over the head a couple times, until it emitted a moan of exhaustion.

``This is the last time you eat a dog treat from the neighbour...``

The kiggy slumped onto its side next to his comrade who had returned from whatever demonic hex was placed unto him.

``... Buhhaff... It tasted... Damn good though...``

The flipped onto his back, stretching his limbs up.

``When Henry comes back... He's gonna be real pissed y'know that?.. The couch has a whole hole in it now-``

``... We're replacing it soon anyway-``

... Really?.. That's really what he thinks is the easy part?

``Not my point... Affhhh... I'm outta fuel, literally, you fix it ya dunce.``

``... I'll... Sure...``

Doggo got up, with a slight stretch, stepping his way over to the flaming rubble (the couch)

... It seems that as of now the hex has... Been defeated, yet... What Kiggy didn't mention was this, odd tingling in the wound, this festering feeling of... Something shifting within his body... He thought maybe it was just adrenaline acting up but... What if being bit was...

``... Affh... Whatever.``He muttered under his breath as he covered his eyes with a paw, he's figured out way more complex things, He'll be fine.

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One day kurt sat on her room thinking about her options in life, until she heard a evil meow coming out of her room, she sat down on her bed, now standing up and going towards the door, as she peeked outside she saw.  Evil larry was standing there with a knife on its hand with his googly eyes, staring at her.

Evil larry jumps towards kurt stabbing her leg, making her fallbackwards.

As she do, she kicks evil larry on the face as she crawls towards the bathroom door, reaching for the hinge, opening the door. Evil larry, being evil as fuck. stood up and grabbed the knife from the floor, going towards where kurt is.

Kurt wasnt there.

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Evil larry scanned around the bathroom. . . That merely copy of a goat couldn't have disappeared out of thin air, right?

But at the same time. . . where the hell did the goat go??

As Evil Larry started to move toward the bathroom, Kurt dropped down from the ceiling, rushed behind them and went for a ONE PUNCHHHH on evil larry back head.

'Poor' evil larry didn't had time to react and their face got SMUSHED from kurt head, making them slam SO HARD against the wall. . . yeesh so hard that Kurt will need to repair the wall after dang it Kurt-

Kurt made a jojo walk toward Evil larry now, thinking she had the upper hand in the fight.

But Kurt did little knew. . .

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Evil Larry suddenly appeared behind Kurt, Kurt could've sworn she saw Evil Larry move for a second. Kurt imediatly turned around, Evil Larry and Kurt had a staredown.  

"Hey Kurt you got any of those goat chees- what the fuck ?" Nolan said after entering Kurt's room seeing gush of wind just blowing againts Evil Larry and Kurt, he could even see the ground slowly caving beneath them. 

Nolan was suddenly thrown to the wall of the room then thrown out of the window. Was it Evil Larry who threw Nolan ? No. Kurt threw him for no reason at all. Evil Larry was distracted giving Kurt A chance to punch it againts the wall then barraging it into the wall.

Evil Larry blew straight throught the wall hitting another one behind it, Kurt wasn't giving Evil Larry a chance and just kept on pummeling Evil Larry. 

Suddenly everything turns gray...

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Kurt became a one-woman demolition crew, charging again with a fist up and ready. Evil Larry FLAILED desperately, knocking every last standing furniture that didn't get deconstructed by the 3. Evil Larry tried to dodge but Kurt's velocity embedded him INTO the wall. bricks crumbling and paint flew

Evil Larry groaned, halfway burried in the wall.

Kurt just...shoved the poor thing(?)further in the crack before shuffling the half-standing bookshelf infront of it. then turned to Nolan

"lets turn them in the insolation and help me repair the wall. maybe the floor. maybe everything'

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Kurt was walkin on his way to the lobotomy corporation, what he doesnt know is that wildhunt cain atf was stalking on his ahh like a baki characther. kurt never noticed until she turned around immediatly getting her face slammed  by mr wildhunt cain atf  fist. kurt tidak mengetahui siapa yang memukul dia because she immediatly passed out. (ini apaan anjing w ngasal banget... yang penting ideal)

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The Wildhunt, a flick of the wrist and a whirl of a iridescent purple hue, he imbedded the blade into the floor tiles of Lob Corp.

Kurts gaze pierced through the man, who was this?.. Who was... No matter she thought, with one arm raised her hand splayed and grasped at her axe... Yet her motions had stiffened to a halt seeing what was to come.

Wildhunt rose his blade high, aligned with her neck, the hues of his enormous greatsword splattering it's tainted steel against the wall, sparks emitting as it scraped at the wall.
And in a moment as if like clockwork, clicks and clacks of something hard, something rough, behind the figure Kurt bore witness to a wave, a tidal of black and purple mass.

'I can't dodge this.' She thought, she heightened her guard and prepared for the worst, gritting her teeth again.

A horde of lacerations passed her, a complete and total stampede through her body, a searing sensation of pain burned in her heart once more... How familiar.

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And again. .  again. . . again. . . there was only a mere second to take a breath before an another wave of pain washed Kurt body. . . the pain felt more and more familiar the more hits landed on her.

'Is this how is gonna end?' She thought to herself with a bitter tone in her head.

This was basically becoming more than nightmare. . . more than Hell itself.

The lacerations never ceased. Will it ever stop after all?

What kurt only do was to close her eyes and accept her fate. . . Everything becoming blurry. . . then dark. . . and then. . .

BREATHE GOAT BREATHE-

Kurt suddently jolted up from bed.

She frantically looked around her bedroom. . . well maybe this was only just a ngihtmare after all. . . Or was it really?

(insert wildhunt cain
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Cain fucking appears infront of kurt, saying shit like 

"Dont be scared, i wont hurt you, i'm just here to talk"

Kurt didnt listen to his bullshit, she stood up and grabbed her axe, pointing it towards him.

Cain stared at kurt as he spoke.

"Its all a dream go to sleep kurt. go to sleep annika."

Kurt stared at cain atf before she went for a slash on his chest. she rose her axe before going to hit him, but wildhunt was behind her all this time.

Wildhunt grabbed her hand and now tackled her to the floor.

Cain says: "Tonight's the night" before he grabs a tranquilizer and just injects it on kurt.

When kurt wakes up, he is surrounded by many versions of cain, chanting one word.

"ALL HAIL CAIN. ALL HAIL CAIN."

She was covered in plastic wrappers holded in a table. she thought it was over, she thought it was all gone.

There were images of her past murderers above her head, so she could see.

All the cains dissapear as Dexter morgan enters the room.

"Tonight's the night." He cuts a bit of kurt's cheek before taking the blood and putting on his slider.

He turns backwards, staring at the images. "Remember these?.. these were you victims." He looked back at kurt.

Kurt shouted "THEY ALL DESERVED, THEY WERE ALL MURDERERS"

Dexter looks at kurt saying "Tsk tsk tsk.. they were actually all innocent people Ms Annika.."

"..." He rose his knife. going towards her chest now.

"GYWAAAHH-" He was stopped by maha by his big fucking manly tits that fucking destroyed the walls and hit him like a F150

Maha entered in the room doing the buffed ricardo face as he grabs the whole fucking table that kurt was on and then just walked off as Dexter morgan was fucking MURDERED.

Maha is the savior, maha is the one, maha is life.

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Cain ATF doing a 360 with the ALMVS against Nolan. That's it. He got annihilated-

Nahh just kidding. . . that would be a lame story wouldn't be :>

. . . Cain stop poiting the gun toward me PLEASE-

Anyways :'D.

One day the silly little dummy and ignorant Nolan decided to do what? A walk. . . definitely a walk. Totally not. . . gonna do something stupid like usual- Nevermind i call it too soon. Welp Nolan of course went to sunrise city to find clues. . . but i wonder about who? Mhhhh great mistery there.

He kept just waddling and waddling and waddling around sunrise city.

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vesi im killing you for that first adjective btw

Nolan just kept pitter pattering around sunrise city, hands shoved in his pockets. Cain wasn't even acknowledging Nolan because of a pigeon that landed infront of him- It cooed. Nolan stopped. "huh."

FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO=

The pigeon was instantly erased from existance by a laser beam from absolutely nowhere. no sounds no feathers just GONE 

Nolan stood there, slowly blinked 

"..what.

"bird looked suspicious" he said calmly

"IT WAS A PIGEON."

A shrug. "sunrise city pigeons are built different"
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``... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??``

His stance widened, his face splayed with an incomprehensible shock.

Across the street, with the mass of destruction that was fired already placed on his back, still seething and smoking from the initial blast, was Cain, in complete contrast from Nolans current emotion and his stance, with a near statue-like idle with his visage being obscured by the mask that could simply be described as, 'neutrality'.

``Incase you haven't noticed, the wasteland doesn't really discriminate.``

He gave a slight shrug, his tone was amused overall, as if the complete ANNIHILATION of a random aerial species the size of ones forearm is completely fine.

``... Does it??-``

Nolan squints his eyes even further, deciphering Cains true intentions was a more monotonous and tedious task than dealing with a biomass infestation.

``Yeah``

... This conversation was leading to nowhere.

Why was he even revealing himself at this moment?..
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Nolan finally remembered something. Being the biggy that he is he'd ate cain atf alvms. 

Cain atf could only stare.....He took the patriot gun from the holster and shot Nolan.

Nolan would be left bleeding out on the ground.

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Sancho preps her hardblood lance, a glint at her eye as she looks upon the sinners and her former Manager... Her mouth opens, ``Don Quixote... A name that meant salvation... Our own kind had disowned us, considered us wretches... Humanity had cast us to the depths as hideous beings that should have been burnt and wiped from every corner of every District...``

She let out a hefty sigh

``Whilst I admit that our days of glee and joy during the rise of La Manchaland was true... It would not...``
She squints her eyes for a moment.

``... Who... Is that..?``

Behind the sinners was a small figure, everyone towered over them, adorned with a cowboy hat, a yellow bandana spotted blue, and with... A gun?.. Guns are rare in the City are they not?..

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Clover stared at sancho with [SOME GENDER] Eyes not talking a thing.

As [SOME GENDER] points the gun towards sancho now. Sancho gets startled jumping back into a fight position. but wait, that wasnt clover anymore, that was evil larry, with all his evil activities.

Evil larry stood there looking at sancho, as he lets out a sharp fart.

Sancho makes a disgusted face as it punches larry out of the face of earth.

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Sancho steadied her chance, hardblood lance feeding off resolve...she drew her breath, ready to continue. no, /finish/ what she started.

"Our suffering--"

BANG!

Larry's head snapped back and he immediately collapsed again, this time face eating concrete, unmoving. Everyone turned. The cowboy hatted child was still standing behind the sinners, arm extended, gun smoking slightly. Their face the same '.'

"...Problem solved," they said

Sancho just stared. "You-just shot him."

"He was getting back up."

One of the sinners slowly leaned over and kicked Larry with their foot "yeah nohessuperdead"

Sancho lowered her lance, then another. Her grande speech...fury, deflated!

"..i rehearsed that,' :c

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Clover tilted their head confused' '. . . what.' '

Sancho just looked at the cowboy wannabe child. How a child could manage to deflat their speech with just a few actions? Or kill a 'sinner'? with just a hit? That. . . was something to admire?

' '. . . You got a very good aim there uhh. . . kid' '

' 'Thanks!' ' Clover answered with a cheeky comment ' 'After all I always trust my beloved revolver! Never missed eheh!' '

Sancho just /blink blink/ toward the child. And COUGH COUGH-

' 'ANYWAYS-' ' and with that sancho could continue their speech and not

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the velvet curtains revealed a single spotlight on a polished stage. the magician in dapper attire bowed slightly, a flourish of his gloved hand sending a cascade of silk scarves fluttering through the air like feathers.

the front row, troviski sat still. 

hopefully that night serves as a reminder that someone, might REALLY wish they didnt bring a bomber to a fucking magic show <//3

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Trov stared at the man's magic as he claps his hands together, but wait, he clapped it slowly with a deadpan expression towards artful.

Artful found that strange, since nobody really showed to his show to actually like it, it was normally only for throwing bananas at him. He was scared.

Trov said ``Bravo. Bravo artful.`` as he slowly reaches in his pocket, pulling out a dih shaped bomboclat. trov says

``BOMBOCLAT`` as he throws the dih shaped bomb towards artful.

The bomb hissed as sparkles came out of its little rope at the top of the dih. The bomb stood still infront of artful as he looked down with a death stare as he did the praying dog face.

The bomb exploded as he was sent to the air

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"WHY IT ALWAYS END LIKE THISSSSssssss-" 

Artful screamed as the bomb sent him Team rocket style in the sky. 

Trov could only cheer with joy. 

"BOMBOCLAT IT WORKED!" 

He grabbed out all his dih bomb supplies and just BLEW UP the whole stage. 

Trov just jumped and laughed like a maniac. For a loonggg time. 

And then finally calmed down, looking at his masterwork. 

As Trov turned around to leave, Adeline was standing behind trov. PISSED. and  dragged trov away by the ear

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Anthony passed his knife through the skin of a ``dead man`` as he says.

``I wonder how he got into this situation. He looks destroyed, poor man probrably had a family.``

Anthony spoke as the masked man open its eyes, looking at anthony. He was startled. He jumped back dropping his knife on the floor as the Masked man stared at him.

The masked man says.

``ki ki ki  ma ma ma`` before he grabs his machette from out of his ass and slashes anthony across the chest.

Anthony screams in pain ``GYAH``

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Anthony stumbled back, holding the gash wound across his chest. 

Anthony wondered: "How the hell that person is still alive? There was no sign of stasis or anything that hinted it was a mutant, eldritch or biomass. There must be an logic-" 

Suddently Jason quickly stepped toward Anthony, raising his machete to slash him again. 

But this time Anthony had enough time to draw his own machete and-

CLANCK-

The two machetes clashes, antho

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He leaned forward, gritted teeth, the opposition did the same.

The clash between a man who had everything to lose.

And a man who had everything to kill.

Anthony slammed a heavier force into the blade before swiftly hopping back, Jasons machete slamming into the ground, emitting  sparks with the hefty swing.

Anthony reared his own blade to his left as he performed a horizontal slash across Jasons face, a gash across the mask formed as Jason was stunted, only for a moment.

Jason slowly grasped the mask with a muddied hand... 

Whatever this thing was, it wasn't human.

Not anymore.

Anthony took this chance, this moment of clarity to flee.

Whatever this was, it wasn't worth fighting against, not without everyone else by his side.

... Seems like the wasteland has a new problem to cater with.

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It was a sunny day in Sunrise island. That was pretty rare if you would ask me. 

Primrose was walking around the forest alone, grabbing medical herbs for those BIGGIES (aka The posse) cuz they couldn't stop to get hurt for neither 1 minute-

As she kept waddling and collection herbs. . . She suddently spotted a very bright pink neon figure

". . ." Primrose then suddently heard a faint music. . 

 
It was a weird music. . . It seemed that

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... Suddenly, something both her heart and head...

Her heart was flooded, an overwhelming, encompassing and crushing dread, an inescapable impending wrath that somehow would find a way to bury into her world and bury her with a spike, buried into her carcass and lifted up for the world to gaze upon in awe and horror.

Her head, flooded with memories of someone she knew naught, yet shared enough to bond a tightened knit of despair, one to one, fitted like gloves.

The ethereal being snapped its head behind... It knew she was there.

It knew.

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no you are not making friend elliot a mirror world version of primrose daniel what the FUCK

It moved. Slowly. Uneven. And then faster.

A half stumble back, every instinct screaming to run or hide.

then without thinking, she yanked the flamthrower cain had given her.

FWOOOOOOOOSH

a colum of fire erupted, engulfing that fucking pink neon abomination

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The apex predator, lurched it's head to the side... It's visceral face peering upon a certain... Malevolent being.

Fresh meat?.. No... That isn't flesh... His instincts ran through all its primal protocols... This wasn't anything that could have been harvested as a fresh meal... And thus... It turned away, ready to find another victim... 

Something felt off, it stopped in its tracks and took a swift hop back.

The ground ruptured as a luminescent spike erupted from the ground infront of the apex predator, if not for its masterful instinct, he himself would have been turned into a meal...

It looked back, meeting the gaze with the iridescent being...

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no

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Nope. the woman said as pursue flies towards the fucking window, breaking and shattering the glass and sending shards towards the floor. he said.

``AHH FRESH DIH.`` As he now mauls primrose right in the spot.

Annihilation enters in the room waitin for prim. but he only found a pile of blood and flesh on the floor, it was gruesome. Her carcass open and her organs seeable. a true horrifying view.

At the corner of the room, there was a pair of turquoil eyes staring at annihilatio.

Was this fear?, Was it actually.

Annihilation stood still, looking at the pair of eyes, his face truly terrified by the view.

Pursuer took a step, drooling from its bloody mouth as it slowly mouths.

``AHH FRESH DIH..`` slowly but surely.

Pursuer takes a dash at annihilation as his cheeks claps with the air doing a magnificent sound, exquisite but oh my lord.

Annihilation stood preparated, grabbing pursuer by the but and taking his buttcheeks off.

Pursuer shouted

``AHHH FRESH AHH`` As he collapses to the floor in pain, a hellhound of a sound came out of its vocalcords. as blood comes out of its ass, he then. died.

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A forest that held its breath, because it knew better. Minus the idle noise that an over-ruined Glass Houses usually played.

A colossal shape moved between the trees, back hind limbs bending in impossible ways, black fur, glinting faintly as though it swallowed the light around it.

Something moved ahead. Something small. Something alive. Its claws dug into the earth, leaving scars in the soil.

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Its claws and eyes glowed a faint red. His mouth with many teeth.

What was that, was it an animal, was it a predator?. Or was it a beast.

Blood coming out of its mouth, claws that could pierce through flesh. That could pierce throught metal.

That wasnt no normal Predator. That was an abomination. a creature only made for Destruction, Annihilation itself.

Its name belongs to the numbers 6.

Standing there, staring for its next prey, a creature with a black fur and turquoil glowing eyes, claws barely seeable from under its fur.

Truly another abomination. Why, why so many?

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The beasts both met each other's gaze under the gleaming light of the moon. Yet it had begun to wane, as if trying to slip away in fear of the mayhem the two could cause.

The Pursuer's face twitched and then lit up with a horrific grin, one far more horrible than the pleased smile it had worn just moments before. It had set its eyes on quite the large bounty! One that would supply it with an equally bountiful meal. It widened its stance, and got itself ready.

The large, feral monster with its eyes blazing red, could only get down on its all fours and lick its lips in anticipation.

There would be two hunts on that night.

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Derrick used his wielder to fix the prosthetics together as he hears a faint thud coming outside of his door. It was strange since the place he lived was away from the actual city where people were more active.

He turns backwards, doing a slight ``megh.`` before walking towards the door. As he points the railgun at the height of the head.

He opens the door in panic, no one was there. He sighs.

Door still open, he turns backwards

``must`ve been the wind.`` as a faint wildhunt appears in the back just like that gar gif.

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The old man grumbles as he resumes his tedious work, unsure of what to think of the odd noise. Of course, he had been around long enough to have built up a good intuition as to when something wasn't right. But... Rather than suspense he felt no presence at all. Must've been the wind, just like he said. Not like anyone would bother him way out in the middle of nowhere at this time of night.

But, just then from behind him. He hears an ear piercing- "약속된 연회의 새벽, 사냥의 날이 밝아온다. 머리 끝까지도 느낄 수 있어… 폭풍의 언덕이 파괴될 날이 가까이 왔음을.

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I DON'T SPEAK KOREAN MY MAN-

Derrick quickly turned around to see-

NOTHING AGAIN?? 

This poor old man was being crazy really. . . Or not? 

As the old man turned back to his work he saw him. 

Cain was standing face to face with the old man, his mask hiding his expression. 

"Nothing personal buddy" 

Cain suddently spoke as he yoinked his work and then moonwalked inside the wall. 

". . . What the f-"

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It was just like any other day in Dormont. The village folk mingling with one another and carrying out their tasks for the  day. Everyone did their part to ensure the village's state of balance. But suddenly, a crazed homeless lunatic showed up in town! People would come to know him by the name Daniel. The first individual he had the pleasure of meeting was an innocent little woman named Mirabelle! To which his first words to her was-

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"WASSUP GIRLY! GOT ANY GRAPES?" 

Mirabelle looked at the homeless man shocked from the sudden appearence and shouting, took a bit to process before answer with a nervous smile

"O-Oh greetings! Uhm i unfortunately don't have any grapes with me. . . But you can find some in that shop there-" 

Mirabelle pointed to a random shop. . .poor saleman has to deal with this unfortunate trouble.

"I can lead thethere if you wish-"

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The homeless guy said

``I'LL PASS.``

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle...

Till the very next day!

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Mister Cain ATF was just doing his silly activities, such as breaking the fourth wall- EHY EHY NO LOOKING AT THE CAMERA STOP-

Anyways! 

As i was saying, He was just doing his silly stuff and totally not going thought trauma or something, i mean it's Cain atf after all-

Cain atf suddently decided to take a walk out. . . And OMG IS THAT BETRAYED 1X1X1X1?! WHAT IS BRO DOING HERE DON'T TELL ME THE CAIN MULTIVERSE IS BECOMING CANON HELL NO YEA IM OUT OF HERE-

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``I CAST NECRO-``

B-1X1 looked over to see the man.

``Mmhh... Another filth I must erase I see...``

Cains face contorted in with slight amusement.

``Filth?``

He prepped his ALVMS

``Alright bucko, and who invited the fuckin' radioactive waste``

``... THISISMASSINFECTION``

``oh.``
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the CREATION OF HATRED (name drop omg) tried to retaliate, swinging his blades but cain dodged with a casual step to the left. "Seriously who invited /you/- did anybody actually invite you??"

1x1x1x1x screamed again, "..I WILL ERASE-"

"Shh. let me do my thing first."

ALVMS raised, a beam shot out, EVISERATING the green thing

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``Primrose.``
He stepped into the residence, the ominous crimson hue of his eyes beaming, stunning everyone in the room.

``Primrose... Why is there a dead guy on the porch Primrose.``

Primrose (bigge) was in the middle of sipping tea... She nearly spat out.

``AHMM- WHO DIED ON THE PORCH?-``

``There is a dead man on the front porch of the house Primrose... It's unsightly Primrose... Get rid of it... Primrose...``

`... uhhhh``

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Primrose froze midsip, glancing towards the porch.

The crimsom-eyed figure took another step in, "Primrose... why is it still there? The dead man... is still... /there/."

A cough, swiping at her mouth "--i .. didn't nOTICE HIM???????????"

"He is visibly not moving Primrose. Very concerning, very...unseemly. You must address this immediately... Primrose."

(NOT begge) Primrose looked around the room, "..do I..drag him..?? out the back????? into a bush???????????"

The crimson-eyed man tilted his head, unblinking. “Primrose… you cannot. You must remove him in a more… presentable manner. Primrose.”

"..i guess i could-- sweep him??????"

“Primrose… this is serious. He is… dead. Not a crumb on the floor… but a human corpse. Primrose.”

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The crimsom`d eye man looked at prim

``Primrose... You have to take him away from here with manner's Primrose.``

He turned around as his cheeks clapped, looking at the dead man on the floor.

Primrose stared at the man, now taking action

``AHm.. UhUhh...`` She walked towards the man, grabbing him by the torso, putting it behind her back

The crimsom`d eyed man now mouthed out.

``Great job Primrose.... but.. i need you help..``

``Can you help me with a wordle primrose...``

Primrose said.

``UH SURELY!.. put down prim.``

Crimson eyed man wrote it down, it didnt work.

``Primrose.. it didn`t work primrose..``

Primrose said.

``oh!-, write down prim.``

The crimsom eyed man stared at her.

He wrote it down.

``Primrose.. it didnt work again..``

Primrose looked back, and said

``Try prim!..``

The crimsom eyed man said.

``if it didnt work the 2 second times.. why would it work now.. primrose..``

Primrose said.

``try it again`` OBLITEARAATEDT

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it was christmas eve plot device. elves between conyevors belts,toys whirring and squeaking

and then he just showed up. no warning just like the FLAMES

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"Oh ho ho! What are you doing here, young one?"

Santa Claus bellowed, waving with a cheery smile on his face.

The FREAK stared back with an insane grin on his face.

"H-HEH HEH, YOU KNOW YOU NOT TOO OLD FOR THIS DIH, SAINT NICK!"

Mr. Claus hesitated, his smile immediately dropping into an expression of pure dejection and disappointment. "...What?" He asked, in a confused tone.

"Y-YOU KNOW I THOUGHT I'D BRING THE COOKIES AND MILK RIGHT TO YOU THIS YEAR! MINUS THE COOKIES, ADD THE DIH! HAHAHAH! DIH AND MILK THIS YEAR, FATTY!"

Santa Claus put his palm to his face as he shook his head. The elves surrounding them who had stopped their work to watch this odd scene had horrified expressions on their faces. 

"OPEN WIDE HAHAHAHAH-" The little FREAk began scurrying over like a gremlin.

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``Jesus does not pay me enough for this... Can one of you elves escort this-``

``... Yo santa I'm finna open your shit up like a tube of pringles and I'm gonna suck the shit out of your [oh LORD OH LOAOJHDOJAFZNV] like sucking the meat out of a crab and them i'm gonna [goddidnotcreatetheenglishlanguageforyoutoobliteratepeoplesmindswithit] like a clock ticking in your [vrowhatthefuckisthis:sob:] until it looks like it got some [soemonehelpme] glazed donut looking [.gggggggggggadgnjcbxk] with a grippy ass fucking glove like [sfsafwaseaggaagdad] sticky, grippy AND slimy and it's gonna be [eadgaeageggeaaeggadag]-``

by the time he was finished ranting, santa had already left the faculty room and had to contemplate in his office.

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The child stood upon the cracked floor, many of his that he cherishes by his side as the peer up, a figure, resting an elbow against the seat with their legs crossed, a glint in their eye as they peered down at the group that dared to invade his own domain.

A manic grin spread across the childs face as he stepped forward for, a culmination of all his festered emotions had formed.

``You have no idea... /No idea.../ How long I've waited for /this moment/...``

``... Because by the end of today, I'll fucking tear you apart before you get to even know it...``

... Yet the figure only smirked.

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The figure now just fucking gets annihilated by max atf as he sets the figure on fire.

The figure screams an deadly shout letting out all its pain.

Max atf stood there staring at the figure with a smile on his face, as he turns backwards and walks back home.

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But then he wakes up lying on a table. With a restricting collar around his neck, designed to shock him at the press of a button. He sits up, to see two of those LUNATICS staring at him. Supposedly the ones who'd had it put on him. He also noticed his arms and legs were chained down to the table.

But then he remembered just how much he hated... HIM. 

Max then magically morphs into Immortal from Invincible, hitting the "WHERE IS CAIN? WHERE IS HE? RAGHHH!" As he proceeds to thrash at his chains, gnawing at them with his teeth like some cornered feral animal. The lunatics watch in surprise, trying to activate the collar. But by the time they look back up, Max had already torn himself free from the chains, defying all physics. Simply flexing his neck muscles to snap the collar off. "WHERE IS HE? OMNI MA- CAAIIIN!!!!" He then lifts off the ground and flies, crashing through a window.

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Thud, thud, thud. A steady thumping against the ground as the monster trailed after its soon to be victim. The sound of its stomps against the ground providing an ample beat for the synthwave theme that accompanied it wherever it went. Its mad shape bolstered by a pink corruption, oozing into the open air in a regrettably groovy tune.

Its victim? An enjoyer of women. One who distinctly hated the color pink.

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Curled up somewheres, completely asleep and was NOT aware of that shamedly and inconveniently placed thing 

'mhm..fiive more m-"

cooked dog meme

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Cain atf appears out of nowhere, looking at the lesbian

``Sorry about that, that one got out of containment and was killing people.. shit.`` Cain looks at john doe as he takes his John doe killing bullets, loading his gun with it. it was a flamethrower.

Cain aims the flamethrower at john doe as it just stands  there motionless, drooling from his mouth with dumsekkar's face.

Cain pushes the trigger and set that shit on fire, in mere seconds, john doe was just a pile of ash on the floor.

The lesbian was all happy, she hopped in place

``YIPPE YAY!!! YAYY YIPPE!!!``

I let the world burnnnn i let the world burn for you

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Cain atf stood there, looking at max while he fucking trys to strangle him, all max is doing is just jump up and down trying to grab cain`s neck with the most diabolical face ever.

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``Im gonna kill you im gonna kill you im gGONAN IKILL YO UIM GONNA KILL YOUIMGONNAKILYOUGIMGONNAKILL YOU-``

*cue cat jumping yippee meme but he's jus kinda tweaking more*

``Ohhkay buddy thass enough of that.``

Cain just like, puts a hand on Max's forehead and just, stone grind sfx's him an arms length away.

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"...you done?"

"LETMEATHIMLETMEAT HIM LET ME ATHIMLETMEATHIM' max slapped at cain's wrist like an angry chihuahua 'THISIS OPPRESION THIS I STYRANNY'

cain flicked vro like a flee

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