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Solis, 7:16 a.m.
Lunaris<3 is online
Lunaris<3: wake up idiots its time to discuss stupid things
Archduke Solaris🙏 is online
Gaia :D is online
Archduke Solaris🙏: whyyy i didnt get enough sleep this morning
Lunaris<3: nobody cares
Gaia :D: i care! why didnt you get enough sleep? :(
✨K A L I✨ is online
Archduke Solaris🙏: I was doing maintenance this morning and somethings wrong w/ my portal, it's not working
Lunaris<3: oh really? what's wrong
Gaia :D: D: oh no!
Archduke Solaris🙏: Nothing physical, as far as i can tell
cresc(ace kween) is online
Archduke Solaris🙏: i actually am not sure what's making it act up
cresc(ace kween): what's going on
✨K A L I✨: you guys' portal isnt working.
helios😏😏👶😏 is online
Hairline=receding, sanity=depleting is online
cresc(ace kween): fuck, maybe it's because someone else's portal is busted
Archduke Solaris🙏: by gaia you're right
Archduke Solaris🙏: everyone check your portals
Gaia :D: okay!
Hairline=receding, sanity=depleting: okay uhh why
Lunaris<3: sup bald ass
Hairline=receding, sanity=depleting: first of all fuck you lunaris, second of all why do we need to check portals?
helios😏😏👶😏: be nice to my brother, asses
Gaia :D: hi acstus, hi helios! acstus you have to have your name in your username.
Archduke Solaris🙏: because there's a contiguous glitch in the portals probably so make sure your portal isn't broken
Hairline=receding, sanity=depleting changed their name to Acstussy/🧔♀️
Archduke Solaris🙏: oh lord
Lunaris<3: better be me lol
helios😏😏👶😏: oh my gaia it's jesus
buttercup_fallout is online
buttercup_fallout: hi
✨K A L I✨: rays! Gm, are you okay?
buttercup_fallout: yeah
cresc(ace kween): yd sound very okay
buttercup_fallout: you can't hear me through the damn phone, lay off it ok?? I'm fine
cresc(ace kween): poll on a stick, fine
✨K A L I✨: don't say that ever again.
cresc(ace kween): oh ik why you get pissy because your boyfriend got less than what he deserved for murdering my sister
cresc(ace kween): and then you begged for Mors' mercy for that sick bastard to not be hanged
✨K A L I✨: how can you be so sure he murdered her? Or are you just bitter because Lunaris asked for her before he did you?
cresc(ace kween): shut the fuck up. I was never jealous of Tia but I know you were, because she got to be around him every day and you didn't
helios😏😏👶😏: 🍿🍿🍿🍿 eat up you guys cuz this shit's savory
Lunaris<3: all of you stfu. I don't want to hear you two bitch and moan over the one person you're not supposed to mention.
🩸Sanguine🥀 is online
🩸Sanguine🥀: okay so bad news, father's and terra's portals do not work.
Archduke Solaris🙏: we know sang. We might have to postpone Mercurii's meeting.
Gaia :D: okay so mine doesn't work. I tried for 10 minutes.
Acstussy/🧔♀️: mine too, fuckkkk
Archduke Solaris🙏: I'll probably get around to fixing them tomorrow, I am too sleep deprived
Lunaris<3: ok that reminds me
Lunaris<3 added formerly jack, the pumpkin king to "Occult GC!! uwu <3 "
Lunaris<3: please welcome uhh the church guard, Mortar, I do not have Pestle's number
🩸Sanguine🥀: that is because she doesn't have a phone, Tar says he will share with her
Lunaris<3: good, good, i'm glad
Lunaris<3: ig we aren't going to have the meeting if we dont get this fixed...so
helios😏😏👶😏: woohoo i dont have to get out of bed for a meeting
Acstussy/🧔♀️: what so you can jack off
helios😏😏👶😏: shut the fuck up you fucking bitch
Lunaris<3: GAH DAMN
Acstussy/🧔♀️: idk, harsh words for someone who wants to be fucked by king montaigne
Gaia :D: WHAT???? WHAT DOES HELIOS WANT WITH MY SPOUSE??? O_O
the baddest bitch you've ever laid eyes upon is online
helios😏😏👶😏: NOTHING QUEEN GAIA. ACSTUS IS JUST SAYING THINGS TO TRY AND EMBARRASS ME.
Acstussy/🧔♀️: idk the art on your tablet says otherwise bro
buttercup_fallout: damn bro outed much
cresca(ace kween): wait bad bitch? i'm intrigued
Archduke Solaris🙏: shut up friday night funking player
cresca(ace kween): FUNKIN' its FUNKIN' not FUNKING
Lunaris<3: damn proved his point
pecca, a mistake twt is online
Occidere(Kill/Slaughter) is online
Lunaris<3: anygays
the baddest bitch you've ever laid eyes upon: I'm going to make you all guess.
✨K A L I✨: *catcalls*
cresca(ace kween): lord myrik
buttercup_fallout: my lord is asleep would you like me to call him in
buttercup_fallout: oh wait fuck
✨K A L I✨: Procedure gets to us all
cresca(ace kween): damn
Acstussy/🧔♀️: Terra?
the baddest bitch you've ever laid eyes upon: Correct, Acstus.
Acstussy/🧔♀️: hmmmmm
Acstussy/🧔♀️: nah you not the baddest bitch i've seen
pecca, a mistake twt: good morning my lady
the baddest bitch you've ever laid eyes upon: Shut up, Pecca.
pecca, a mistake twt: sorry
pecca, a mistake twt is offline
✨K A L I✨: My Lady, kindly change your show name to have your actual name in it
the baddest bitch you've ever laid eyes upon changed their name to Puppetmaster Terra 🤭
🩸Sanguine🥀: how come sister is baddest bitch I thought that was führerin Erde
Puppetmaster Terra 🤭: OH MY LUNARIS. STOP BEING ATTRACTED TO SOCIALIST DICTATORS.
Lunaris<3: wait rays how late does myr usually sleep in
buttercup_fallout: shit idk uhh
buttercup_fallout: like until noon?
Puppetmaster Terra 🤭 is offline
Archduke Solaris🙏: holy fucking shit what??? That's worse than Acstus
Lunaris<3: puta madre-
Acstussy/🧔♀️: no it's not cuz I'm FUCKING NOCTURNAL
helios😏😏👶😏: che diavolo
Gaia :D: I love seeing all these languages!!! :) it makes me happy to not understand the bad words
OH DEER!~ is online
OH DEER!~: its me dr eggman do u have anything 2 say about cirkimcixen shadow the hedghog???
Lunaris<3: what
Acstussy/🧔♀️: im out man
Acstussy/🧔♀️ is offline
OH DEER!~: how do I spell that
Archduke Solaris🙏: sen spell it out with your voice and then type it again
OH DEER!~: cirkimsigen? cirkimsijen
🩸Sanguine🥀 is offline
Archduke Solaris🙏: you mean circumcision?
helios😏😏👶😏: ew dyslexia
helios😏😏👶😏 is offline
OH DEER!~: ya that
OH DEER!~: I knew it started wit c
OH DEER!~: did u guys add Rin yet?
Lunaris<3: oh yeah she just hasn't touched this chat
Archduke Solaris🙏: I'm actually kinda excited to see what her phone name is tbh
OH DEER!~: 1 sec ill tell her to txt the gc
Gaia :D is offline
Occidere(Kill/Slaughter): Wait Guys, Watch This
Occidere(Kill/Slaughter): Rays And Kali, Sing I Am All Of Me By Crush 40
buttercup_fallout: oh ok
✨K A L I✨: wait Rays I don't know that song
buttercup_fallout: yes you do it's shadow the hedgehog here I'll start
buttercup_fallout: I see nor hear no evil black writings on the wall
✨K A L I✨: OHH THE ONE WITH THE LONG INTRO-
✨K A L I✨: Unleashed a million faceess and one by one they fall
OH DEER!~: ok I txtid her
buttercup_fallout: BLACK HEARTED EVILLLL
Archduke Solaris🙏: mhmm
✨K A L I✨: BRACE HEARTED HEROO
buttercup_fallout: I AM ALL I AM ALL I AMM
✨K A L I✨: *brave
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒 is online
✨K A L I✨: I (I, I) I AMMM
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: what did you gays need
buttercup_fallout: (here we go buddy, here we go buddy, here we go, here we go buddy, here we goooo)
Archduke Solaris🙏: BAHAHAHAHHAHH WHAT
✨K A L I✨: go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare(dare)…
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: WHAT EHAT
Archduke Solaris🙏: WTF IS YOUR NAME
buttercup_fallout: one step forward, two steps back I'm here(one step forwards two steps back)
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: it's stylish, wdym?-
✨K A L I✨: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Archduke Solaris🙏: it's really cringe if that's what stylish means
buttercup_fallout: CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: it is not you bitch
Archduke Solaris🙏: Oh it is.
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: 🖕🤠
✨K A L I✨: WALK INTO MY MYSTERY(also Rinetta you have to change your name to where it has your name in it)
buttercup_fallout: STEP INSIDE AND HOLD IN FOR DEAR LIFEEE
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: 😨.
Archduke Solaris🙏: and no crazy symbols.
✨K A L I✨: DO YOU REMEMBER ME
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒: Puta chingona feo-
𒅒 ƈօʊɢǟʀ 𒈔 քʊֆֆʏ 𒅒 changed their name to holy fuck I love bread(rinetta)
buttercup_fallout: CAPTURE YOU OR SET YOU FREE
holy fuck I love bread(rinetta): better?
Archduke Solaris🙏: much. I'm going to bed.
✨K A L I✨: I AM ALL, I AM ALL OF ME
Lunaris<3 is offline
holy fuck I love bread(rinetta) is offline
cresc(ace kween): okay big boy you get your cat nap and I will not raid your snack stash while you sleep
buttercup_fallout: (I am I am all of me) I AM
Archduke Solaris🙏: ಠ_ಠ ...ok
✨K A L I✨: I AM, I'M ALL OF ME
buttercup_fallout: I AM
Archduke Solaris🙏 is offline
cresc(ace kween) is offline
✨K A L I✨: I AM I'M ALL OF ME
buttercup_fallout: I AM
✨K A L I✨: I AM I'M ALL OF MEEE (here we go)
buttercup_fallout: that's enough of that I think
Occidere(Kill/Slaughter): Aww, Man, Bye Then
Occidere(Kill/Slaughter) is offline
✨K A L I✨: oh Rays I forgot to tell you you need to have your name in your username
buttercup_fallout: yes yes I know
buttercup_fallout changed their name to Rays-es the moon🎶
Rays-es the moon🎶: how's that
✨K A L I✨: really good 👍
Rays-es the moon🎶: I'm tired and I wanna sleep
✨K A L I✨: me too I think a bunch of other people left
Rays-es the moon🎶: bye
Rays-es the moon🎶 is offline
✨K A L I✨ is offline
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