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"There's a package for you," Steve hears as steps into the Compound living room. He looks up from his tablet.
Vision stares at him unblinkingly. ...It's a work in progress.
"Uh, thank you," he says, walking over to the nondescript box sitting on the counter Vision had indicated at with a small gesture. "Does it say who it's from?"
"No."
"Alright."
He takes it back to his room to open it.
Inside is a large, incredibly hideous, 'Captain America' themed dildo. And a printed note.
'For when you get bored without me around. Don't work too hard.'
'Have fun,
Tony.'