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Group Chat Shenanigans (Hell)

Chapter 83: Late Night Questions

Summary:

V asks a question.

Notes:

I figured that after the bizarre last chapter, we needed something a bit funnier, so here you go. A completely normal chapter.

;3

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

12:48 A. M. 

 

Kurovi: If y’all could be any video game monster/creature/boss, what would y’all be?

 

Cynnamoroll: I’d be a Regenerador!!

 

Kurovi: That’s not funny. 

 

CaptainBiscuit: I’d be Hewie!

 

L’il_Bat: not brown?

 

CaptainBiscuit: Oh, no, they’re both good choices!
CaptainBiscuit: D:

 

Lizbean: I’ll be that one tall vampire lady with the long nails

 

L’il_Bat: lady d good choice

 

Dolly: I’ll be Mother Miranda. 

 

Kurovi: Not one of the daughters?

 

Dolly: I’m not goth, and also, I’d like to avoid incest
Dolly: Please and thank you. 

 

TBTuber: Can I be Brown?

 

Kurovi: Sure


TBTuber: Cool
TBTuber: I dunno who that is, but if N likes it, it’s gotta be good

 

[L’il_Bat has sent a picture]

 

TBTuber: That is a good boi 
TBTuber: Probably the goodest of good bois 

 

Kurovi: Hewie can keep Fiona from getting impregnated if you treat him well
Kurovi: He’s the superior doggo

 

Cynnamoroll: *giggle* I wanna be a rat from APT

 

Kill-Jay: For the last time, you are not a rat. 

 

Cynnamoroll: *gently closes your mouth* No more yapping, close your beak. 

 

Kill-Jay: N, control her!

 

CaptainBiscuit: Sorry, she’s a force of nature. 

 

L’il_Bat: ill be a tallbird from dont starve

 

Kurovi: That’ll be the only way you’ll ever be tall

 

L’il_Bat: bite me
L’il_Bat: i can climb onto the counter
L’il_Bat: its over for you

 

Kurovi: Ugh, whatever. 
Kurovi: Is Diana a boss? I know Clara is the Mermaid Princess, but did Diana transform?

 

L’il_Bat: no

 

Kurovi: Damn it
Kurovi: I guess I could be Meanie ENA

 

Asset: She’s not a boss!

 

Kurovi: Well
Kurovi: Forget I said that
Kurovi: I’ll be the Lady from LN

 

Asset: J, you could be the Teacher!

 

Kill-Jay: I did have straight A’s in biology. 
Kill-Jay: You’re a Cotton Slime. 

 

Asset: Aww! 
Asset: Cyn can be the Hunter Slime DLC skin!
Asset: The little Cheshire Cat!

 

Cynnamoroll: Wait, I wanna be that Loki sheep thing from ReAnimal!

 

Kurovi: It might not be a boss
Kurovi: You can be the spider thing

 

Cynnamoroll: Yay!

 

CaptainBiscuit: Don’t encourage her. 
CaptainBiscuit: She will skitter into your house tonight. 

 

Kurovi: She’s like 80LBS soaking wet, I can fight her. 

 

CaptainBiscuit: You blink, and she’s behind you.

 

Kurovi: You have a point, good sir. 
Kurovi: I will simply make her some soap to eat instead

 

Asset: Soap?!

 

Kill-Jay: Soap?

 

CaptainBiscuit: Do not feed the Furby soap. She’s already nocturnal as is. 

 

TBTuber: Cyn, what did you say that made V want to wash your mouth?

 

Cynnamoroll: https://youtu.be/BZS4ykm7dhQ?si=7RKq84P_0em6xrWR

 

TBTuber: Eh, could be worse

 

Kurovi: Soup
Kurovi: I meant soup. 
Kurovi: Never mind
Kurovi: I’m going to bed. 

 

CaptainBiscuit: Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the Uzi bite!


L’il_Bat: n why?

Notes:

1. A pic of Brown, the dog from ‘Rule of Rose.’

The mentioned video games are: ‘RE4,’ ‘Haunting Grounds,’ ‘Rule of Rose,’ ‘RE8,’ ‘A Plague’s Tale,’ ‘Don’t Starve,’ ‘ENA: Dream BBQ,’ ‘Little Nightmares 1&2,’ ‘ReAnimal,’ and ‘Slime Rancher 1&2.’

I came up with the Regenerador bit first and had to work backwards from there, lol. Then I had to figure out what everyone would be, and I’m not entirely I can explain my decisions when I wake up tomorrow morning.