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Group Chat Shenanigans (Hell)

Chapter 104: Dolly……

Notes:

Doll🤝Gin Penrose: literally unbeatable.

This chapter is just crack, lol.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

6:06 P. M. 

 

Dolly: What if Gregory is a robot of CC

 

L’il_Bat: what 

 

Dolly: What if he’s just a robot

 

L’il_Bat: why

 

Dolly: I dunno

 

L’il_Bat: no hes human

 

Dolly: Has Scott confirmed that?

 

L’il_Bat: i dont think he needs to
L’il_Bat: besides its a lame theory

 

TBTuber: I think it could work. 

 

Kurovi: OH NONONONONONO
Kurovi: We are NOT doing the Alice-Kara thing again
Kurovi: HELL TO TJE NO
Kurovi: I DID NOT PLAY THAT GAME THREE TIMES JUST FOR FNAF TO RIP IT OFF

 

Cynnamoroll: Security Breach is just a bad ripoff of LN

 

Dolly: No?
Dolly: Small children running from monsters wasn’t invented by LN

 

Cynnamoroll: Yeah, but they did it the best. 

 

Dolly: No
Dolly: Fuck you
Dolly: Little Nightmares isn’t that scary

 

Cynnamoroll: *giggle* I’ll kill you 


Dolly: You really won’t

 

Cynnamoroll: Why not?

 

Kurovi: I’d say they both have their terror
Kurovi: Though, I think UCN and the books are scarier than any of the others. 
Kurovi: Like, a girl got turned into a gummy
Kurovi: Plus all the body horror crap in the Pizzaplex books

 

L’il_Bat: nerd

 

CaptainBiscuit: Aren’t those books for teens/kids?

 

Kurovi: LISTEN
Kurovi: I was stuck in the bookstore ‘cause it was storming
Kurovi: I wanted to know if the books would be scary or not
Kurovi: Also
Kurovi: Tari was planning on speedrunning all the games, and I wanna know what I should expect

 

Kill-Jay: Steven King was right there. You didn’t think to read those instead? 

 

Kurovi: I hate his writing style a bit. 

 

Kill-Jay: Fair. Regardless, you could have read something well-written. 

 

TBTuber: I didn’t know you’ve read SK, J

 

Kill-Jay: Just a few. My aunt gave me Gerald’s Game, The Dark Tower, Carrie, and Sleeping Beauties, as well as some Haruki Murakami novels. 

 

Asset: Why are we talking about FNAF?

 

CaptainBiscuit: I don’t know anymore. 

 

L’il_Bat: v was being a nerd

 

Asset: What a rarity. 

 

Kurovi: HEY!

 

Cynnamoroll: Remember when V started ranting about mythology?

 

Kurovi: Uzi, change her name. 

 

L’il_Bat: no 

 

Kurovi: Fuck you

 

L’il_Bat: no

 

Asset: Let’s get back on track, please. 

 

L’il_Bat: we should go to the beach soon

 

Kill-Jay: It is summer. I’ll figure out the cars and apartments if that’s okay with everyone. 

 

TBTuber: I’m sure Tessa and I can help, too

 

Asset: Yeah
Asset: J, do you mind if I call you this weekend?

 

Kill-Jay: Of course not. 

 

Kurovi: Can we go to the aquarium?

 

Cynnamoroll: YEAH!!
Cynnamoroll: I wanna go to The Theatre™️

 

Lizbean: OH GOD
Lizbean: WHY

 

TBTuber: What is The Theatre™️?

 

Cynnamoroll: Haunted theatre. Very fun

 

Lizbean: It’s legitimately scary

 

Dolly: @Cynnamoroll

 

[Dolly has sent a video]

 

6:36 P. M. 

 

Lizbean: What the hell?!

 

Asset: Cheese-and-rice, Dolly!

 

Kurovi: I feel so threatened 

 

CaptainBiscuit: How?

 

TBTuber: How is Lizzy not dead yet?

 

Lizbean: Never say that again

 

Dolly: What was that about killing me again? 

 

Cynnamoroll: I’m not even gonna pretend I can win against you
Cynnamoroll: You could kill me without even touching me

 

Lizbean: A horse did kick her in the face once

 

TBTuber: She was still standing. 

 

Kurovi: Is your last name Penrose?

 

Dolly: My middle name is Regina. 

 

CaptainBiscuit: It is?!

 

Cynnamoroll: WHAT

 

Asset: The video makes a lot more sense now

Notes:

1. https://youtu.be/HIK24rGl2tc?si=DNyOKNRFt-EN_REl
Just pretend it’s Doll.

For everyone who isn’t gonna watch it, it’s Juna Unagi crushing a watermelon between her legs. That’s peak Doll vibes to me.

Ignore the fact that I put UCN, I don't know anything about FNAF anymore. I don't know which is the scariest game.